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The cold wave is attacking us now.
We have a fever.
My throat hurts.
My nose is running.
I can't stop coughing.
Goho Goho
The wind is blowing
Do it, Usa-chan!
Singing, singing!
You're good at it!
You're better than I thought!
Thank you.
The wind is blowing.
Yes, the wind is blowing.
Everyone, please be careful.
Is the wind blowing?
Please be careful.
This week has started again.
Ebisu Muscat 1.5 Midnight Wide Show!
This week is...
Is it this week?
Pyeongchang Olympics?
Oh, Pyeongchang...
When is it?
Today?
Maybe today.
Today?
Maybe today.
Really?
Huh? Isn't it flying?
Huh?
Is it flying?
Huh?
Before the opening ceremony...
Isn't it real?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
It's flying.
What are you talking about?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Huh?
What is this?
Wow, what is this?
Kurosawa-san...
Huh?
What is this?
What kind of concept is this?
What do you want to express?
I heard it's Pyeongchang...
Yes.
Even if it's just my feelings...
I wanted to cheer for you.
Ah...
What is this?
Today...
I'm sorry, but I'll use this.
Really?
By the way...
What is Kurosawa-san's sport?
This is...
Pyeongchang...
That...
Kasai-san and I are doing...
Jump.
Ah, is it a jump?
It's a jump.
It's Kasai-san's sport, right?
Ah, I see.
Today, I'll use this.
Thank you very much.
Feel free to use it.
Ah, if you want to slide, please slide.
Ah, I see.
Please jump, okay?
With that said...
ABYSS MUSCATS will cheer for Pyeongchang Olympics!
We'll cheer for you!
Yes, let's cheer for you!
Then, MUSCATS, do you have any announcements?
Yes, we do!
Yes!
On Abema TV, from February 8th to 14th, for seven days of Abema Valentine's Day,
instead of chocolates from female cast members of the show, we'll send presents!
To apply, follow Abema TV's official Twitter account and retweet posts about the presents you want!
On this show, we, ABYSS MUSCATS, will send love letters and autographed postcards to 15 people!
Everyone, please apply! We're waiting for you!
We're waiting for you!
I see!
You can only retweet, right?
Retweet!
Yes, you can only retweet. Please apply!
Wonderful! You've already slipped!
What does that mean?
Wonderful! Double meaning!
It's "double meaning", right?
It's not "double meaning", so it's "double meaning"!
No matter how many times you say it!
If it's "double meaning", you'll fall for it!
It's not "double meaning", so it's "double meaning"!
That's good!
Let's fight!
It's responsible, right?
We can't wait for you to do it!
We're always doing it!
Don't say that!
Yes!
Then, shall we start with the first segment?
Here it is!
"Weekly Wide Wide News"!
We do this every week, but this segment is...
...where we discuss entertainment news and current affairs like a mascot.
Everyone, please say a lot of things!
Oh, you're here again tonight!
Aren't you busy?
I see you a lot!
It's Masako Hasegawa!
It's Masako!
Masako, today...
Aren't you wearing pants?
Can I take a look?
It's a little boyish.
Thank you!
Turn around!
Fashion!
Oh!
Your fashion is...
...hiding your hands!
It's cute!
Yuuki, it's the era of pocket bells.
That's right!
Shall we go?
I don't know!
What?!
Don't talk nonsense!
My birthday is the same as Yuuki Naito's.
May 12th, 1946.
Yuuki Naito is in a movie like "David Lynch" now.
Oh, the other side of Hollywood.
You don't know, do you?
Not at all!
What are you talking about?
We don't talk at all!
Let's start with this news!
Koizumi Kyoko's previous predecessor's defamation declaration!
That's right.
There was a declaration.
There was!
That's right!
It was like this during the press conference.
That's right!
It was like this.
Yes, it was like that.
To put it roughly, how does it look like?
Koizumi-san announced his independence from his office where he worked for 36 years.
At that time, Koizumi-san and Kousuke Toyohara, who had been fired several times since three years ago,
announced that they were in an unfriendly relationship.
After receiving that, Koizumi-san also held a press conference.
But Koizumi-san said that their relationship is like "following the same dream".
No matter what we do, we are in a love relationship.
Why did you want to change your agency at this timing?
Three years ago, Koizumi-san told his agency to protect his family.
Of course, it's the agency's job, but they have to protect their talent.
Even if they ask you about your relationship, you will say you are friends.
But for three years, Koizumi-san didn't want to say the truth.
At the age of 50, Koizumi-san decided to take responsibility for himself.
So Koizumi-san confessed his love to Koizumi-san.
What do you think about Koizumi-san's confession?
I like it.
I don't like it, but I like Koizumi-san's freshness.
I agree with you.
I thought it was brave of him.
I felt good about it.
But you have to do what you have to do.
You have a strong feeling of "I did it! I said it!"
That's why you confessed your love.
I'm against it, too.
Why?
I'll tell you why.
You have children, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Your children are high school students, right?
I see.
Your children are quite old.
Yes.
You may be bullied at school when you are young.
Your father is a fool.
Do you say "your father" now?
It's an old phrase.
You said it just now, didn't you?
Your father is a fool.
You said it just now, didn't you?
Even in our era, we didn't say it like that.
I'm sorry.
I think it's because of your children.
Is your wife a person who can do anything for you?
Of course not.
I don't know what your wife thinks about it.
You don't have a divorce papers or a divorce agreement, do you?
Do you say "both of them are important"?
You said you think about how you can move forward in a good direction.
I'm sorry.
It's because of your wife.
She hasn't looked at me for a while, but it's true!
But...
Looking from the front you can tell she's scared.
She hasn't looked at me for a while, but it's true!
You can look!
But...
You two divorced three years ago.
Yes.
Did you divorce because of that?
I said that clearly.
That's the reason, right?
He separated from his wife three years ago.
That's because Koizumi-san showed up.
That's what Toyoda-san said at the press conference.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm a little scared.
I was a little scared yesterday and today.
If you laugh, I'll be in pain, so don't laugh.
I'm already in pain.
No, it's funny.
Why does your thumb only look like a pocket?
I'm really curious.
I'm curious.
Put it all in.
I'm really curious about putting only your thumb in it.
And the mask is dirty, so put it in there.
What about your hair?
It's my idea, but...
Kyonkyon wanted to confirm if Toyohara-san was really in love with him.
So I had an interview with him.
That's stupid.
So the next day Toyohara-san had an interview...
I had an interview with Kyonkyon and he was really angry.
So I tried this.
I'm sorry.
The reason why he's angry is...
When he said the word "marriage," he was a little angry twice.
Even at the beginning of the meeting, when I asked him if he would marry me...
He said, "Please read the sentence properly."
I'm not saying that. I'm not getting married.
And what he said earlier...
After the meeting, when I asked him if he would marry me...
When I asked him if he would marry me, he said, "I won't!"
He said it in a strong voice.
So I said, "What's wrong with you?"
I said, "What's wrong with you?" and said, "I'm not getting married."
Why are you saying that?
I don't know if he really wants to get married as a woman.
If he really wanted to get married...
It could be an appeal or an attack to his wife.
For example, when you're freeing...
You could leave lipstick on your partner's shirt.
That's old!
That's ugly!
Has he ever done anything ugly like that?
That's ugly!
It's not ugly!
It's ugly!
Does he drop one of his earrings?
Does he do anything ugly like that?
It's not ugly!
It's a romance!
It's ugly!
When I saw it last, I thought it was Sasae.
It's a romance!
Does he have a boyfriend?
It's a romance!
It's an old fashion.
Doesn't Sasae also use this method?
It's an old fashion.
Does he have any mud on his mustache?
He's drunk.
Isn't that the era?
I'd like you all to listen.
To be honest, I'd like to confess.
Are you willing to confess your feelings?
To confess your love?
Can we go back to the past?
I'd like it.
I don't need a confession of pride here.
Can you cut your hair?
I might have said this in the past.
I was engaged to a monk.
Wrong answer!
It's like, there's like, four or five wrong answers.
A monk... A monk...
What is it?
Um, together...
Um...
It's not the monk that's working, but we go to a different temple and recite sutras together.
Huh? A date is a temple?
A date is a temple.
I don't know if it's pure or not.
She's reciting sutras.
Oh no! She's taking a water bath.
Um...
Take it off!
Take it off! Tamori-san just shaved her head!
If you can't hear me, just take it off!
Tamori-san just shaved her head in her house!
She's good at taking water baths.
How did you meet her? Did she send you here?
That's right.
Where did you go for training?
I was in Sapporo, and I was working at a souvenir shop.
That's a hotel souvenir shop.
And at the hotel, there was a monk's training session.
And depending on the shop, I'd be there.
And we connected on Facebook.
I knew my wife was there, but I went.
Wow!
So you picked up on her.
That's right, you picked up on her.
But what I noticed there is that people who cheat don't care about their wives or me.
So...
What is it?
That's why you only think about yourself.
You like yourself.
So I'll go back to what we were talking about earlier.
I want you and your wife to realize this as soon as possible.
Wow!
So you're saying men who cheat don't care about their wives or me?
I think it's impossible for everyone to do it one step at a time.
If men and women were multiple good people, would everyone's world be peaceful?
That's right.
Which would it be?
Wouldn't it be "men and women are brothers and sisters"?
Are you sure?
"Men and women are brothers and sisters"?
Our world keeps spinning.
Is that so?
That's exactly how I see it.
If our world keeps spinning even if we're in 46th place...
Our world keeps spinning.
Maybe it's better than 0.
You can go as many places as you like.
How many places can you go?
Um...
About 35 places.
Wow!
That's impressive!
It's not that many places.
Oh, I see.
No, no.
The most girls go out four times a month.
If you calculate it...
Once a year...
Once every two years...
Once every four years...
I see.
There is a certain method for it.
Right?
Is there any?
Yes.
I went to middle school, high school and girls' high school.
I checked out girls' seniors' lockers and searched for time to meet them.
I searched a lot and checked lockers every day.
What?
Girls can do it, too?
No, it's not like that.
I want to know everything about that person.
Like you admire girls' seniors?
I can't stop myself if I don't know.
Scary.
You're a stalker, aren't you?
It's pure love.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But that note...
Don't say it.
Just now in the dressing room, Kurosawa-san...
I thought you had a stalker habit.
What was it?
You like delivery men.
I heard you stopped using Instagram.
Scary.
How did you know?
On a TV show, there was a cool delivery man.
You know how a name comes up in an instant?
I looked it up, but it didn't come up.
So I guessed his nickname.
What?
That's amazing.
How did you know?
I found Instagram and Twitter, too.
What happened?
Did you get in touch?
I didn't, but I'm going to ask you for it.
That delivery man is in my area.
So if you ask me for it, it might come.
Pizza? What?
Kamameshi.
Be careful of the kamameshi delivery man.
What happened?
Kurosawa-san did something like that.
What?
When I was in Thailand...
You went abroad.
All of a sudden...
Kurosawa, Kurosawa, Kurosawa, Kurosawa...
I got about 100 likes on Instagram.
What?
100 likes?
Yes.
For what?
I don't know if you saw it or not, but I got all the likes.
I got all the notifications from Kurosawa-san.
Wait, wait, wait.
But...
You went to Thailand, didn't you?
I did, I did!
You did!
You went there, didn't you?
Are you admiring me, Yuji?
I'm not admiring you!
If you say it's okay like that, I'll have to see it at least once.
You went to Thailand?
I went to Thailand.
Did you really go there?
I did.
You did?
That's creepy!
You're a creepy person.
I have to make sure I don't break anything.
Be careful of Kurosawa-san, everyone.
Right?
Shall we move on to the next news?
Next up is this.
Sexy dancer Kirishima Karen was arrested for cocaine use.
Oh!
Yes, yes.
Have you seen it on the news?
This is what you call...
Yes, it is.
She was asked about her job.
The person who was with her at the time...
"The person who was with her at the time" isn't quite right, but...
The person who was with her at the time had a timer on their hands.
So, they asked her, "Would you like to have a urine test, too?"
So, they did a urine test.
And they found out that she was using cocaine.
So, Kirishima Karen used the drug that her acquaintance had with her.
She noticed that the drug was a bit dangerous,
but she didn't think it was cocaine.
Without knowing it?
Yes, she did it without knowing it.
I see.
Without knowing it...
How do you use cocaine?
I think you burn it.
You use powder, right?
Yes, you use powder.
I saw someone smoking cocaine in front of me.
Oh, that's scary!
This is also about Thailand.
When I went clubbing in Thailand,
a guy I knew in Thailand was in the ladies' bathroom.
When I came out of the private room, he took me to the private room.
I thought, "Oh, no! I'm going to be killed!"
I think I was wearing socks and cocaine.
I put out my handkerchief, rolled up my handkerchief, put it out here and sucked it out of my nose.
You're a great advanced person.
You do it with your handkerchief!
I was recommended to do it with a handkerchief.
But I was scared and said, "That's too much. It's medically impossible."
I refused and was safe.
You haven't done it, have you?
I haven't done it. I haven't done it.
Cocaine addicts' dance!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm sorry for what you just did.
Cocaine addicts' dance!
You're making a fool of me.
You're making me sad.
I can't see your face, so I was wondering what you were thinking.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're saying "ouch, ouch, ouch!"
Have you ever encountered something like this?
Like crazy people.
There are a lot of crazy people.
I went into a man's room.
As expected!
That's good! That's light!
It's an old story.
I didn't like it.
You went in even though you didn't like it?
I went in.
He was asking me for my body.
I was surprised.
I didn't feel like doing that.
I cried my heart out.
I was disgusted.
That's how I escaped.
When Ayado Chie was raped...
Why are you talking about it?
Ayado Chie said she did the same thing.
When she was about to cry...
When I was about to cry...
I almost pushed her away.
That's amazing.
When crazy people come...
It's like "crazy foreigners".
If you exaggerate it...
This is what you're best at.
When crazy people come...
People who regret it...
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I received a very cheap necklace case.
A cheap necklace case?
Only the case.
Only the case?
I looked it up.
It was sold for 100 yen.
I didn't order it, but it arrived in my name.
I asked about it.
What kind of stalker is that?
She received a necklace case for 100 yen.
Do you want me to look up your order history?
No, thank you.
Can you show me?
You don't have an order history?
No, I don't.
I asked about it, and they said it arrived from someone they don't know.
They said they don't have that kind of information.
That's scary.
So you're a stalker, right?
Stalker!
Before it becomes a big deal...
Are you watching this?
Please don't.
Please don't deliver the necklace case.
No, that case...
It's better if it's inside, right?
I saw it.
Really?
Really.
Will you bring anything?
It's true!
I don't know if you're a stalker or not, but you have an intercom, right?
I do.
It's also...
The doorbell in the room.
Oh, the doorbell.
It always makes a weird sound.
Like a high-pitched "bing" sound.
It's a sound you hear often.
I thought it was scary.
You can see the door from the room, right?
Then it makes a weird sound.
Bing
I was like, "What is this?!"
So I called someone who works there.
Then they said it wasn't weird inside.
Then they said, "We'll open it and check it out."
They said it was weird.
And when they opened it...
There were pieces of food inside.
What?!
Inside the intercom?!
Inside the machine?!
What?!
The person in front of you probably said it.
What?!
Where did you hear that?!
That's disgusting!
The person in front of you?!
Is it edible?
Is it edible?!
Is it on a pot of rice or something?
There were pieces of broccoli inside.
And then...
A weird sound came out.
Bing
What?!
That's disgusting!
I can't believe you made that episode.
That's disgusting!
Broccoli!
This is real!
It's cheese!
That's scary!
It's scary!
Where do you put broccoli?
Do you put it where it's thin and wrinkled?
Open the toilet once!
Open it once a day!
Open it and put broccoli in it!
Delivery people say they'll notice, right?
So I thought I'd do something about it and put it in the bath.
Let me know if it's in there again.
Let me know about the next food.
Shall we continue?
Miso's graduation declaration of a variety show!
Oh, you declared it?
It doesn't matter, but did you do it?
I like declarations.
You declared it in your blog.
It's a long one, isn't it?
Do you remember?
You said you'd retire when you were 30.
I did say I'd retire.
But you're 33 now.
The show may end in January, but you won't appear in a variety show again.
You'll continue as a singer in the future.
You'll fade out of the media, but you'll continue as a volunteer.
Volunteer?
You've been doing it a lot.
You've been doing charities and volunteering.
You'll appear in events and such.
And you got married, so you want to retire.
I see.
You want to retire.
It can't be helped. You should retire.
When it comes to love in society...
Retirement, fraud, fame...
I'm sure you'll appear again.
You'll be called out again.
Maybe you'll appear in "Rohan's Sports Day."
That's the main focus now. "Rohan's Sports Day."
That's why I've been training for a year.
Moriwaki-san and Miso-san are training now.
Will you continue as a volunteer?
I'm not sure about that.
But I may continue as an artist.
What do you think about that, Miso-san?
Isn't it kind of selfish?
Selfish?
I think it's okay to just say you'll continue as a singer.
I see.
And you'll continue as a charity and volunteer.
It's like you want to be a cultural person.
It's amazing.
Is it?
In a variety show, you'll be attacked no matter what you say.
I see.
In a blog, you'll be attacked no matter what you say.
It's scary.
It was written like that.
It's really sad.
I think it's selfish.
You too.
You too, Chobun.
Why did you find out?
Right, Miso-san?
Have you ever thought of doing something when you retire?
Yes.
Oh, Yumekana-chan!
I want to be a pornographer.
A pornographer?
Like Yamashita Kiyo-san?
Yes, like Yamashita Kiyo-san.
But her drawings are amazing.
She gave me one of her drawings as a present, and it's amazing.
I feel like Yumekana-chan would be good at it.
A pornographer.
A pornographer?
You can't be a pornographer.
Calm down and be a pornographer.
I learned a lot of kanji.
That's nice.
I got some inspiration.
Can I have a rice ball?
Yes, a rice ball.
A rice ball?
It's a kiyoshi.
Draw it and give it to me.
But you have to draw it for me.
What drawing should I draw?
This person's.
Draw this person's forehead.
This person's.
Tell me when you're done.
Let's ask other girls.
Yes.
Kamisaki.
Like a culture school.
You can definitely do it.
There are a lot of people in Tokyo who don't have a place to teach.
Yes, yes, yes.
So you can hire a place where you can hire someone like that.
You're thinking about it properly.
You can't get it.
You're holding it in your hands.
Reality.
You're going to be a rich woman.
That's true.
What about appearance?
I'll probably start a company.
I'm studying business management myself right now.
I go abroad a lot.
How much was your father's estate?
6 billion.
Wow, it's about the same as the population of the earth.
6 billion.
It's already 70 now.
Has it increased now?
Anything else you're thinking about?
Yes.
Ah, Tamo-san.
I want to do ECC English conversation.
English conversation?
I want to do English conversation.
It's not in the future.
Let's do it tomorrow.
I can't speak English now.
When I can speak English, I want to go home and...
ECC Junior.
Junior.
The one who teaches.
Yes.
I'm doing it too.
I see.
Have you written it down?
I have!
Then Yumekana-chan, you should do it too.
Please announce it!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's amazing! In such a short period of time!
Thank you!
I imagined it.
That's amazing!
It's true. She imagined it and wrote it down.
I imagined it like this.
Should we get it?
That's amazing!
I want it!
Then get it!
That's amazing!
Wow!
Thank you!
I don't know what it is, but...
I'm happy.
It might get worse later on.
It might get worse.
Yes, it might get worse.
That's true.
Can you see it?
For the first time, she wrote it down.
She must be happy.
It's her first time.
She's crying!
Her first time getting a pen written down.
She's always being threw stones by all of you.
It's her first time getting a pen written down.
You must be happy.
She must be happy.
She must be happy!
There was someone kind!
Take it and go, okay?
If you show some more courage, we'll remove your internet.
You're still scared, aren't you?
You're still scared of the world, aren't you?
You're scared of it.
I see.
Shall we continue?
Yes.
The following message is this.
Inaoto Inaotoshi of Yokohama DNA...
Yes!
He called the Internet user "kabakuraikuwa" and filed a claim for damages of 2 million yen against it.
Can we identify the person who wrote it?
You can ask questions about it.
Where did you write it?
It's on a bulletin board for professional baseball players.
It's like a bulletin board for professional baseball players.
I wrote about it there.
In fact, they've been doing it for a long time.
If it was only for us, we could have endured it.
When my children were about one year old, they even wrote about their children.
That's right.
That's why it's a little...
They've been doing terrible things all the time.
That's right.
And what surprises me is that the person who wrote this is still...
If they were Inoue's fans...
Well, you know what I mean, right?
They were watching the bulletin board and wrote about it.
But there are a lot of people who go without thinking about it because they're free.
That's right. On the contrary, it may be the case.
It's not a big deal.
So you don't know about it, but you write about it.
Yes.
But it happens.
It happens all the time.
How about you?
If it's only about me, I'm fine with it.
Are you depressed about yourself?
I'm depressed about it.
About my parents...
Even bad words about my beloved local Fukui Prefecture.
Even bad words about Fukui Prefecture?
Even bad words about Fukui Prefecture.
You've been burdened with bad words about Fukui Prefecture again.
That's right.
I'm about to cry. I'm about to cry even now.
What bad words about Fukui Prefecture have you written about?
Something like "Fukui's Kusenni".
"Kusenni" with only dinosaurs.
There's "sabai" too.
There's "sabai" and "megane" too.
Fukui Prefecture is a nice place.
I love Fukui Prefecture.
You love Fukui Prefecture a lot.
I can't forgive you.
You can forgive me, but you can't forgive Fukui Prefecture.
Have you been there 200 years ago?
Not yet.
I'm about to go there.
You're about to go there and start a trial.
Yes, I'm about to start a trial and it hasn't started yet.
If that's the case, I'm often told "this is ugly, ugly, ugly" every day.
There are a lot of ugly people out there.
That's right.
"Ugly, ugly, ugly".
I'm told "ugly, ugly, ugly" a lot.
Then I don't know how much I can get out of it.
That's right.
But we can't do it.
Because we're making money ugly.
Why do you call me ugly?
I can't do it.
But we can determine it.
If we start a trial, we can get it.
But it's not just one or two things, is it?
It's a lot of work, isn't it?
But if you know what the same person is doing several times, you can ask the provider.
It costs 770,000 yen to apply for it.
That's why it costs 270,000 yen for 770,000 yen and 200,000 yen for injuries.
Isn't it possible for us to apply for it?
Yes, you can.
What?
But Yama-chan of Nankai Cannies was warned of murder and the police didn't move.
What?
If that's the case, you can't appeal to the police there.
So you have to go online and bring it to court.
It's not about the police.
I see.
My profile picture is processed and edited in various apps.
How to make it beautiful?
It's a big challenge and it's been popular for a long time.
Can you appeal for it?
Aren't you happy about it?
The world is doing things like "how to cook the worst ingredients" for you.
I'm stressed out.
Can you do it?
By the way, I'm used as a signboard for "made rifle" in Kabuki-cho.
What?
Can you appeal for it?
On your own?
On my own.
You can't appeal for it.
I can.
Really?
You work for it, don't you?
I'm often told that, but I don't work for it and it costs 2,000 yen for 30 minutes.
Are you sure?
I'm not lying.
Are you sure?
It costs 2,000 yen for 30 minutes, doesn't it?
I don't work for it.
You don't work for it?
I'm okay with it.
Isn't it okay for you, Kurosawa-san?
It's like a copyright.
Yes, it is.
You're often told about it, aren't you?
I'm often told about it, but I thought it was interesting.
There's a face that looks like Itao Itsuji.
Itsuji?
Itao-san!
Yes, he came to me and told me about it.
Yes, Itao-san.
It's interesting.
Yes.
I'm not happy about it because I'm opposite sex, but I thought it was interesting.
That's right.
That's enough.
It's interesting.
Is there anything worse?
Something worse?
Yes.
A while ago, I lost my bangs and I was called "huge".
"Huge"?
I'm already in my mid-thirties, so I lost my bangs pretty quickly.
You heard it from Yuka.
People say "huge" pretty quickly.
That happens.
I think it's because I'm quadriplegic.
I look dirtier than my flesh.
That's bad.
No, you're prettier than my flesh.
That's harsh!
It's because of the screen.
Oh, it's dirty!
But I'm prettier than my flesh.
You're so pretty.
You're quadriplegic.
Can you pass Masako-chan to me?
I'm fine.
Masako-chan is...
She's about the same.
So you're better than me?
No, we're the same.
We're the same.
Quadriplegic...
But you can sing.
If you make something like this...
You should make it for me.
I don't think it's good to make it look like you're doing it just to hurt people.
It's common.
It's good to look at it, but you end up looking at it.
That's right.
It'll stay online.
That's right!
It's a shame that lies won't be corrected and stay online.
You said something you didn't say.
That's right.
It'll be leaked and spread on its own.
It's unbearable.
That's right.
Some of it is that you want people to erase lies.
You want it to be like that.
Yes.
I see.
Everyone, please be careful.
Is that all?
That's all for "Weekly Wide Wide News"!
What should we do next?
Oh!
Let's go to this section of last week's most popular segment.
"Be brave and say your first sentence"!
Yeah!
Like this!
Last week? Or the week before last?
Last week!
We're doing this for Bunshun-san.
If you don't mind, please come and see us.
You can write articles about us.
How was it?
Did you do what you said?
We did it in the first place.
In the first place, what did you say?
I said...
"I'm going on a champagne-drinking tour with members of parliament for 10 million yen"!
Oh, you said it!
You said it with parliament members.
Did you really say it?
I said it a little too much, but...
When I was playing with my friends...
I was in about two cars with Japanese license plates.
I thought, "Wow, this is Bunshun!"
You thought it was Bunshun when you saw it?
Yes.
I told the driver, "Go over there and mess it up!"
Mess it up!
You were going to mess it up.
I was going to mess it up.
Masako-san, would you...
You were keeping quiet!
Masako-san, would you...
How was it?
Did you say it on the show?
Well...
Are you being chased now?
Bunshun-san didn't ask me anything.
Not a single question!
Too bad!
And, well...
Reporters don't ride in Japanese license plates anymore.
What?
What license plates?
Things that would get caught.
Your own car...
Yes, your own car...
But if it's a self-driving car, celebrities can all work together and make it work, right?
Like "I saw this car, I saw this car"
Yeah, that might be possible.
Or like "Watch out for the blue 'what number'"
Obviously there's a suspicious hole, like a Japanese word, but it's not black now?
Ah, but that's also possible.
Right? There's an obvious one, right?
Yeah. Before I left home, I saw a name of a bento shop.
It said "I've never seen it, but it's a bento something."
I'm a bento shopper!
Would you do that with a bento shop's paint?
But there are bike vans, you know.
Bike vans...
It's parked!
It's parked in the middle of nowhere!
Even if a bike van is parked, no one would suspect it.
And you can keep filming there.
Ah, I see!
See!
That's crazy!
If you don't like it, I'll keep wearing the same gown and muffler this month.
That's crazy!
People will think you have a bad fashion sense.
Ah, there it is!
There were many bento shops that had been filmed.
There was a famous bento shop.
There, there was a person in a bike van or a car van.
He was small and was between a tree and a tree.
But when it's a suspicious spot, there's a possibility that he's hiding behind a bike van.
But it's possible.
It's suspicious, but suspicious people are sensitive.
On the contrary, I've chased someone who was following me.
What? Really?
Yes.
I kept chasing him, but he found me and I ran away.
Oh, I see.
It's hard to find someone who's following you.
That's amazing!
What kind of person was he?
He was tall and slender.
He was wearing black clothes and looked like this.
Like this?
He was slender and gentle.
Like a man.
He was surprisingly decent.
He seemed decent.
So you don't know much about him.
That's right, you don't know much about him.
Wow, you're amazing!
Here you go.
You're getting more open-minded.
Yes, we're getting closer.
We're getting closer.
Shall we start? I'd like you to make a notice.
Is there a whiteboard?
If you have one, please write it down.
We don't have anything to lose yet,
so we'll give you clues,
but whether you'll believe it or not depends on you, Bunshun-san.
It's a mix of truth and lies.
Bunshun-san, I'll give you some tea.
But there may be truth in it.
Is there a lie in it, too?
I'd like a clue, but...
There's a clue in it.
You may not have seen it because it was the first time,
but it's the second time, so you may have seen it.
What's up?
May I?
Go ahead.
When we did this, my husband was watching us.
Wow!
In real-time.
And he said, "Are you cheating?"
Wow!
He found out.
Does that mean only your husband believed it?
My husband believed it,
and my husband's friends sent me a lot of emails asking me if I was okay.
A lot of things have happened.
I see.
It's a crisis.
A crisis of selling out.
It's a little dangerous.
Please get over it.
You can only write truth in this whiteboard.
It depends on you whether you believe it or not.
What is it?
Someone sold out information for 100,000 or 200,000 yen.
What? Sold out?
Someone sold out information for 100,000 or 200,000 yen.
The seller said the price was different depending on the person.
I see.
But there must be a price for each talent.
Actually, you don't have to pay for a copy.
What?
Even if you have information?
Yes.
You may be told false information for money purposes.
I see.
It depends on the magazine.
The price may be fixed.
In the past, you could sell it for 300,000 yen or more.
But now, you can't do that at all.
It's a crisis.
Yes.
Please don't sell out.
Okay.
Ms. Matsuoka, would you like to go?
Yes, I would like to go.
Please go ahead.
You have something, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Yes.
Bunshuu, I have a notice for you.
I'm going on a date in a car with a handsome musician in Chikurin, Kanagawa.
Really?
I'm going on a date in a car with a handsome musician in Chikurin, Kanagawa.
Really?
It depends on Bunshuu whether you believe it or not.
Is a handsome musician famous?
Yes.
Everyone knows about it.
Yes, everyone knows about it.
Everyone knows about it.
I'll give you a hint.
It's a ballad song.
Ballad song?
Yes, song song.
Ballad song? Who is that?
Ballad song?
It's not a loud song.
Is it for young people?
For me, it's for older people.
From Okubo-san's point of view, it's for younger people.
So it's for people in their 40s and 50s.
So it's for people in their 30s.
Mamamoo-san, Shizuka-san, Shinji-neko-san, it's been a while.
There are two songs.
I don't know. I don't know which one is right.
Yes, there might be one right.
Let's go with Mihiro-san.
Yes!
Bunshun-san, I'll give you a heads up.
I'll give you a heads up again.
I'm Ebisufurin, the president of Mihiro's IT company, and I still can't stop dancing.
My hip is Mihiro-biron.
She said "biron".
Her hip is "biron".
She's the worst.
There are people like that at work.
I'm Ebisufurin, the president of Mihiro's IT company.
I'm Shizuka-san, Shinji-neko-san, and I'm Bunshun- san.
Next, is there anyone black-haired?
Yes.
There's no black-haired, right?
There is, but please listen.
Bunshun-san, I'll give you a heads up.
Yes, my private life is actually flashy.
I work closely with a big company.
I'm like this, but my life is pretty flashy.
I work closely with a big company, and I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
I don't think a big company will like her.
An older man might like her.
I think it'll happen.
You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
You like being asked questions, don't you?
You want to answer something.
I'll be waiting.
It's catchy, isn't it?
Calling it a "big company".
It's catchy.
You can't say anything about it, can you?
I can't say whether it's a relationship or not.
But I think we've met before.
This depends on whether you believe it or not, Bunshuu-san.
Next, Yoshi!
Yes!
Bunshuu-san, I'll give you a notice!
Ta-dah!
Roppongi's member's karaoke with young actors and live drinking party until morning!
Live drinking party?
What's live drinking party?
Roppongi has a member's karaoke that celebrities often use.
And we have a three-on-three drinking party there.
Because it's a member's karaoke!
But if it's a member's karaoke, you can't chase them, can you?
How do you get in?
Can you open it?
But you might have to wait outside.
Is there a backdoor?
If it's a backdoor, you can do something about it.
But young actors depend on someone, don't they?
It's a popular place.
Is it time?
I see.
That's all for today.
It depends on you, Bunshuu-san, whether you believe it or not.
That was Bunshuu-san for the first time!
Next!
It's been a while since we did this segment.
Let's do it.
Kamisaki-san and Mita-san, please!
[Mita-san and Mita-san, please!]
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Due to dry weather in Tokyo this spring, it has been snowing and it has become a hot and cold season.
On the other hand, in Hokkaido, it is the season when the number of salarymen in Tokyo increases.
Yes, it is.
Even though you don't have anything to do, you can't go on a business trip without money.
Then, let's look at sexy weather forecast in Hokkaido.
Hokkaido limited.
First of all, in Sapporo, in Susukino.
Yes, in Susukino, after eating crab, sea urchin, salmon roe and tarafuku,
another name "kaisenmori" is in fashion.
"Kaisenmori"?
What?
At that time, "what's wrong with your hair?"
No, it seems that salarymen from Tokyo will be out of work.
Please be careful.
Some of the salarymen in Tokyo say "karubokki" just by asking for a business trip in Hokkaido.
Next is "oshamame".
In "oshamame", as usual, "shimoneta kaisen" with a famous name is in its heyday.
In bars and izakayas, men and women often say "it's okay, let me do "oshamame"
"My "oshamame" is not that cheap."
The conversation between men and women is in full swing.
Really?
By the way, it seems that many people use it appropriately,
but "oshamame" is by no means unethical, so please be careful.
I see.
Yes. "oshamambe".
Next is "tomakomai".
"oshamambe".
Yes. In "tomakomai", on the day before a date,
people eat "hokkigai", a famous product of Hokkaido, and increase their strength.
The ritual "hokkistepdopyun" is very popular among fishermen in their 40s.
Really?
Yes.
hokkistepdopyun
What?
What are you saying all of a sudden?
Everyone, the flu and influenza are already spreading,
so if you are going to Hokkaido in the future, please be careful of your health management.
You will miss your fun trip to Hokkaido!
See you!
Have a good trip!
Teen Mind Ching
"Mind Show"!
Now it's time for the ending, but there are only ten seconds left for the ending.
Everyone, let's cheer for Kyochi Olympics!
Let's do it!
Let's do it, Kyochi!
Bye-bye!
Let's do it!