AISubs v3.5
Kiss me, kiss me on the lips
I can't help it, I don't like it
Kiss me on lonely nights
Say "shut up"
What?
That's it?
Hello, I'm Himuro Kyosuke.
No, you're not!
Asuka-san!
Asuka-san, please step back.
I thought Asuka-san came back.
Step back for a moment.
What are you doing?
And with that, we have begun...
...the Ebisu Maskatsu Midnight Wide Show.
Relax.
I thought Himuro-san would come.
No, it's not Himuro-san.
I was surprised.
Did you watch it? It's been a while, but...
...everyone sang a song or two.
I've been watching it.
You did? Come on!
Leader!
There's a rumor that you quit last week.
But it's been a while.
That's true.
What did you do?
Um...
Drinking parties?
I was at my parents' house.
Your parents' house?!
No way!
For three months?
That's crazy!
You too, Aoi-san?
I used to catch colds...
...or get influenza.
You got influenza?!
That's crazy.
You have such a bad health condition.
I did.
I had a fever like normal.
She's wearing a white shirt.
I'll do my best today as well!
That's right.
Your hair has changed a little.
I understand.
So, shall we get started?
The first segment is...
"Weekly Wide Wide News"!
In this segment, we discuss recent hot news like...
...entertainment news or government issues.
So, we have a guest with us today.
Masako Hasegao of "Entertainment Report"!
Hello!
Masako!
Nice to meet you!
Masako!
Sorry, but today's package is...
I'm looking forward to it.
Today's point is...
This is the part that hides the neck wrinkles.
And this is a tie with back hair.
It's dangerous.
It's going to disappear, isn't it?
What is back hair?
It's hair that's been cut off.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's cold today, isn't it?
It's hot above 40 degrees and cold below 50 degrees.
It's cold.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I'd like you to tell me a lot of stories today.
Yes, please.
What are you doing?
Please speak properly.
I'm sorry.
Masako is surprisingly popular.
I didn't say it at all, but there are quite a few people who want to go out with you.
Really?!
Yes!
That's right.
By the way, Masako, can you tell me your ideal type?
What type do you like?
Someone who can drink alcohol.
Is that all you want?
Yes, it's this age.
I'm not sure about myself, but I'm a visual entertainer.
Someone with a small butt.
What?!
Someone with a small butt?
Yuki-senshi is against it.
It's not coming.
That's right.
It's not coming.
I'm sorry.
I received a lot of love.
Don't take away my position.
I'm sorry.
Don't take away my position.
Don't take it away, you idiot!
Do you want me to keep doing this three-shot?
You idiot!
I understand.
Let's move on.
This week's pick-up news is...
Please tell us about it, Assistant Girl.
There are a lot of things.
Like Komuro-san's unspoken resignation.
Or Fuji TV's...
Are there more?
Let's get started.
First of all, here is the news.
Music producer Tetsuya Komuro has retired due to malnutrition of his nurses.
Hasegawa-san, please tell us about the news.
On Friday of last week...
Friday of last week?
Yes. Komuro-san suddenly opened an account and announced his retirement.
Yes, yes.
The reason why he had to open an account like that is...
Komuro-san's wife, Keiko-san, passed away due to leukemia in 2011.
Since then, Komuro-san has been taking care of himself.
However, he himself has been quite unwell.
Yes, he has been sick.
Yes, he has been suffering from C-type cancer and not being able to go to medical school.
One day, he decided to get a garlic injection.
A lot of people do it, don't they?
That's right.
A lot of people do it, don't they?
However, instead of going to the hospital for it...
...the nurse over there switched it to a breast implant treatment that you can get at home.
This time, the nurse, his home, and the hotel took over.
As for Komuro-san, he decided to withdraw from music.
He decided to withdraw...
...and retire...
But we don't know if he really had an affair or not.
Komuro-san denies it, doesn't he?
Yes, but...
I thought I didn't have to say it at the press conference...
...but Komuro-san, as a man of five or six years...
...said it yesterday.
He was told not to say it.
Even though you don't have to say it...
That's right.
I see.
What do you think about this news, Muskets?
Ah, Kurosa-san.
On the contrary, what do you think we should do...
...to make it look like it's not an affair with breast implants?
I see.
Do you think it's an affair if you go home?
At that time, it was only the nurse.
So, it was a doctor and a nurse.
You have to go together.
What do you mean by "affair"?
Do you mean if you eat together...
...or drink together?
In Muskets' world...
...it's a date if you take a taxi.
A drive-in date.
It's a drive-in date.
If that's the case...
...it might be an affair.
That's the definition.
If you eat together...
...or drink together...
...it might be an affair.
You eat and drink together...
...but you don't eat with men.
But it's not like that.
But you invite him again, right?
It's difficult.
If you say "Give me a bite", it's a punishment.
Give me a bite, give me a bite, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Baba, baba, baba, baba, baba
Who said that?
Why is cheating bad?
First of all...
Because men like us who choose...
...are all married.
Popular, cool, rich...
Even if you cheat with those people...
...if you give up a little, you apologize to your wife.
You make your wife hate you.
It has nothing to do with other people.
That's right.
I don't think it's bad at all.
That's for sure.
In the past...
...there were people like Omekage-san and other politicians.
But it's recent.
You don't know what they think...
...and you don't know what they think...
...but you don't play with them...
...but you think it might be better.
I used LINE like that.
LINE?
Did you see LINE?
You're the hacker!
Why do you believe me?
Where did you see LINE?
At the meeting...
...Komuro-san...
...reported to his wife like this...
It looks pretty bright.
That's what he said at the meeting.
That's right...
...but Keiko-san...
...she looks fine...
...but she's still like a little girl for an adult woman.
It's like she's having fun like a fourth grader in elementary school.
I don't think you can say it like that.
And what's really difficult is...
...is it bad if you cross the line like Eriko-san said...
...or do you just have to rely on your mental strength?
That's what's difficult, right?
That's right...
When you're tired...
...you want people to be nice to you.
It's hard for men to rely on women...
...do you think it's easier for women to do it?
Don't talk about it today!
Huh? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
The way you wear your glasses is weird!
What's wrong? Is it ugly?
You can't wear it over your head!
Glasses go under your head!
It's tough...
...the way you wear your glasses is tough.
It's because you're blind.
That's true...
...it's mentally painful.
What's wrong?
What's wrong is...
Eriko-san, is it because you're blind...
...that you threw away the garlic injection?
Even if I did it, it wouldn't have affected it.
Today, I won't ride on that guest wrap.
I won't ride on the guest wrap!
Even if you inject garlic, you can't inject it at night.
I have something to say!
What is it?
A friend of mine...
...and I understand Ui-chan's opinion...
My wife is here...
...and she told me to make three men for her.
Three men for your wife?
Because it's prettier for women to be in love...
...she told me to make three men for her.
And I'll make a girlfriend...
...and we'll...
Isn't that unfair?
It's a little unfair...
...but it's both good and bad.
But cheating isn't a crime...
...it's not a law...
If you retire...
...what will happen to those who cheat in the future?
Retirement is too shocking...
...but she has a passion for music...
...and she wants to retire when she's 60 years old...
...but it's a year early.
When you retire...
...you go back to being an ordinary person...
...but if you had a strong message...
...would you not be able to release it?
I wouldn't be able to release it...
...if I became ordinary.
But Komuro-san...
...you say you don't do self-made music...
...but you do what you've decided...
...and your fans are worried about you...
...but if you become more active...
...you might not release your name...
...but you might continue.
But if you do that...
...you'll write "Motoku Komuro Tetsuya"...
"Motoku Komuro Tetsuya"...
...well, you might...
...but you might not...
...what are you doing now?
If you offer it...
...can you write a song for us?
Let's offer it!
Why don't you get a nurse's license first?
Are you stupid?
Wait a minute.
So far, Mihiro-san's fashion is the most...
That's right, it's polka dot, right?
Neroito, Neroito...
Mihiro-san's is more...
Mihiro-san is sexless right now...
...so I think she's having an affair in Ebisu.
What?
Mihiro-san is having an affair?
How do you know?
What?
Mihiro-san!
It's not like you know about it...
What do you know about it?
It's sex, right?
That kind of information is coming in...
...from Mihiro-san, right?
What?
I want to be asked for it, too!
Huh?
Not yet!
The husband hasn't asked for it yet!
That's dangerous.
This is bad.
If you hold it in for five years...
...you won't feel anything for the sixth year.
What?
As expected!
You're weird!
You're the worst!
Kurosawa-san, learn from them!
You don't know anything, right?
I thought it'd be bad if you learned it once...
...but you don't know it even once...
...so you really don't have any desire for it.
What?
You're so stubborn.
"I wanted it!" and you know it...
...but you don't have it.
That's a shame.
That's right.
Let's say Flynnford comes out and says...
"Shave! Shave!" Komuro-san has retired, but...
It's hard. "Shave" is like... "Let's do something about it."
It's like... you never admit it, right?
You don't admit it. You don't admit it.
So if I were in that position...
I'd admit it and lower my head.
That's a shame.
I'd lower my head and say...
Let's have sex!
I might lower my head, but...
I'd do everything my husband tells me to do.
What do you mean?
For example, if you tell me to curl my hair...
I'll curl it for you. If you tell me to quit my job...
I'll quit my job.
I see. It's a family issue, so...
Family issue...
How about you, Natsuhi?
What?
Shave! Shave!
You'll do it?
Even if you shave, you can't do anything forever.
You'll shave and get hot at night. What will you do?
Can't I do it myself?
You can't do it yourself?
I can't do it alone.
You can't do it alone?
If you tell me to do it, I'll do it.
If you tell me to do it, I won't do it.
Would you be okay with that?
No!
No?
I'd be happy if you could do it.
You wouldn't?
If you do it once, you won't do it again, right?
Stop it.
If you do it once, you won't do it again, right?
What about cheating?
Right.
Cheating is not cheating.
If you were cheating, would it be on the news?
I don't think it would be on the news.
What if you were cheating with someone you like?
That's right.
If you were cheating with someone you like, would it be on the news?
Would it be safe if the nurse was cheating at work?
No!
That's not it.
How do you cut it off?
Only if you were in a shop.
If you were in a shop, you wouldn't get caught, right?
What about cheating?
Cheating would be fine, right?
What's wrong?
Why are you raising your hand?
What's wrong?
Why are you raising your hand?
I'm just a weirdo.
What?
Weirdo?
What is it?
What about being cheated on?
Is it legal?
Yes, it's legal.
If you get the same thing, would you turn it down?
No, I think it's fine if you only get that done.
Are there people like that, other than comedians?
People who get cheated on all the time.
People like that?
But I think there are people like that.
Who are they?
Are they actors?
No, there are many people who are celebrities.
For example...
It's hard to say.
There are people like that.
How do you say it?
Celebrities like that.
So it's not a lie, it's the truth.
Is it true that there are islands where only beautiful women live?
What is that?
It's common.
It's a city legend.
It's common.
It's effective.
Is there a male version of "we" that only women use?
Yes, the one with a hard mouth.
Male version of "we"
I've never heard of it.
Is there?
I had a friend who said it.
The opposite version of "we".
She said it was really good.
And if it's the first time, it's cheap.
There are other versions.
The one with a hard mouth.
Check it out.
The one with a hard mouth is the best.
I get it. I get it. Shut up.
Shall we continue?
Next up is this.
Will you do it again?
Fuji TV's autumn-like "can't stop whistling and whistling" report.
We did it last week, too.
Is it new?
Well, I still whistle and whistle.
You're weak.
Yes, I'm weak.
I feel like it's only a problem with the phrase.
The phrase is a little...
Yes, it is.
Whistling and whistling on Christmas is catchy.
The first development was...
The identification team is amazing, isn't it?
They know where this place is.
Scary.
There are people who identify it online.
For a while,
If you put Mr. Akimoto's name on Google Maps...
What? What? What?
There's a secret and a mark where you can identify it.
It's gone now, but...
I don't like it.
Are there a lot of people going?
What?
Are there a lot of people going?
I wonder where it is.
Everyone looks it up.
If you look it up on Google Earth now, it's cheap.
If you look it up there, your neighbors will say, "I don't want it to be a tourist attraction."
I don't like my neighbors.
Are there a lot of people going online?
There are people who go, aren't there?
When there's a report like this, there are a lot of people who go online.
It's like Instagram.
Are there a lot of people going?
You want to upload it, don't you?
Do you all go just to take pictures?
Absolutely.
I want to do the same thing.
I want to be like Akimoto and Anna brothers.
You can't be.
You did it in the same place, so you can't be like Akimoto and Anna brothers.
You can't be like R-one?
You can be like Jared and Anna brothers.
But there are couples like that.
I'm sure you'll be excited.
That screen may or may not be a free spot.
That's right.
Cars may be lined up.
If you have the strength to laugh it off...
Do you all have a place like that? A place you'd like to go?
Please tell us.
Like Chikurin.
A nice spot.
We don't have Chikurin, but we do have Bofurin.
Bofurin?!
Bofurin has pine and other things in it, right?
Yes, because of the strong wind in the Japanese sea, Bofurin stands out a lot.
And it's quite humid, so it's safe there.
You were in a car, right? Outside?
Yes.
Can I ask you a specific question?
Because you're in Bofurin and pine, right?
Does it tickle you? Does it pull you?
No, I have my own clothes...
So you're fine with that?
Yes.
So you're wearing it?
It's not winter, but it's cold in winter.
Bofurin is a place called Anaba.
Yes, yes, yes.
There's more!
This is a nice spot.
This was a nice spot.
Yes, it was.
Please go ahead, Oishi.
There aren't many cars in the parking lot.
Cars don't park on the rooftop.
They usually park downstairs.
There aren't many cars on the rooftop.
So people don't park a lot.
There was a time when I thought it was nice.
There was a parking lot.
Yes, there was a parking lot.
Oh, in the parking lot.
I see.
By the way, I don't think this Chikurin report will end, but is there a way to end it?
It's not...
Huh?
Akimoto Anna hasn't ended it yet.
She's been reporting so much, but it hasn't ended yet.
It hasn't ended yet, but it's our problem.
It hasn't ended yet, but it doesn't make sense.
No, no, no.
It doesn't make sense.
You've been reporting so much, but you're going back to Chikurin?
Chikurin isn't doing it anymore.
Chikurin is done.
What should we do to end the report?
Akimoto Anna doesn't have sexual desire.
I wonder if it won't end.
Akimoto Anna said she didn't do it.
She said she didn't do it.
That's right.
She said she didn't do it.
I really thought she didn't do it, too.
Really?
Isn't it too short of a time?
No.
It's been a long time.
No, no, no.
30 minutes and 30 minutes.
That's plenty of time, isn't it?
It's fast and it's quick.
It's plenty of time.
30 minutes.
No, you said you'd make a base and then stop, right?
You said you'd make a base and then stop, right?
30 minutes?
Yeah.
30 minutes?
10 minutes?
15 minutes is the shortest now.
15 minutes.
But it depends on where you say 30 minutes from.
Kisukara.
Kisukara?
Kisukara.
Isn't it 3 minutes?
3 minutes?
3 minutes.
But you're both ready to go, right?
That's right.
I'm excited.
Isn't it 3 minutes?
It's like Okudaiji's world of movies.
No, it's the most erotic Okudaiji.
It's the most erotic Okudaiji.
There's a good one.
Masaki, by the way, how many minutes do you think is ideal?
How many minutes do you think is ideal?
I'm worried.
It's been like that for decades now.
But back in the day...
Don't adults like it better?
Shut up.
Do you want 60 minutes as an adult woman?
Two hours.
You're going home with two adults!
Masako likes it hot and stuff.
Hot and stuff.
She likes it hot and stuff.
But the time lag is too bad.
Are you okay? Are you still mad?
I'm waiting for a comment from Masako.
You should have called me.
Where are you putting your punch?
Is it here? Is it here?
The time lag is...
Give Masako a pass.
Are you ready? Let's wrap it up.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Here it is.
Anmika steals expensive watches from home and gets arrested by her manager.
This is quite a problem.
What does this mean?
One day, Anmika noticed that her husband's expensive watch worth a million yen was stolen from his mansion.
Her husband's watch.
At that moment, she realized that her house wasn't robbed at all.
There's no sign of it being robbed.
She thought about it and realized that she had left the key to her manager.
She called her manager and asked him about it.
She said she stole it.
She took it out of her bag and said, "It's here."
Was it here?
Yes.
She was her manager for quite a long time.
About a year.
Her trust in her manager is still weak.
Was she always in trouble?
I don't think so.
I think she was really desperate.
Did she come in on her own?
I think so.
She had the key and came in on her own.
Is she a young manager?
I don't think so.
Since she's a manager, she knows perfectly well that she's not at home.
That's right.
She doesn't know.
I don't think she's a manager.
I don't like it.
Do you have a manager like her?
I've been confessed to by my manager.
Really?
Yes.
How?
At the bus stop on my way back from work...
Bus stop?
Skytree?
Skytree.
Skytree is a beautiful place.
She said, "You know what I'm saying, right?"
What?
She thought it was a good idea.
She said she'd call me back.
She said she'd call you back.
Did you call her back?
She said she thought it was a good idea.
She said she'd call you back.
You're not like "can I give you a job?"
Not like "can I give you a job?"
What is that?
She has a manly aspect.
From a manly way of looking from above...
What did you do?
I brought it up in his agency.
In his agency?
I brought it up in his agency.
Didn't you get bad comments?
Not yet.
Does it still exist in his agency?
Manager, what are you doing?
I'm working with my brain even now.
If you talk like this...
Are you okay?
Because you go to work and pass by each other, right?
What do you do in that case?
Don't look at each other.
Don't you curse at people like that?
Really?
Yes, I curse at people like that.
Do you curse at people like that?
What are you talking about?
It's really unpleasant.
What are you doing when you can't even work?
That's amazing.
That's amazing that you say things like that.
Do you say things like that to other girls as well?
She seems like the type of person who likes girls a lot.
She confesses to a lot of girls.
Is she sick?
She says it even when she's not nervous.
That's right.
You shouldn't say things like that to your manager.
Because if you say you like me at work, people will think you like me.
People will think you like me.
You know our group's member, Fujiwara Kino-chan?
I like her a little too.
You shouldn't say things like that.
You should say you want to buy her a watch.
You should say you like her.
That's unpleasant.
Do you have any other unpleasant things that your manager has done to you in the past?
Unpleasant things?
Your mic might be doing unpleasant things.
My manager doesn't have any unpleasant feelings for me.
Today, I was working at a place called Tsuchiura.
I came here by train alone from Tsuchiura station.
What?
He's always alone.
Where did he go?
He wasn't there from the beginning.
He was alone?
He wasn't there from the beginning?
He doesn't care about you?
He sends me an email, but he's never there.
What would I do if he wasn't there?
Do you have any unpleasant things with your manager?
When did you communicate with your manager?
My manager is at the office.
He goes out to work.
He's free.
It's the same as human rights activists in the past.
It's true that you didn't follow him to work.
But it's okay.
It's like a young artist at a concert.
That's right.
Let's live with that in mind.
Does anyone else have unpleasant things?
Basically, all of my managers are scumbags.
Seriously!
Are you serious?
It's okay.
It's not like that.
Listen to me.
This is my second manager.
When I had my first manager, he was always late.
That's right.
When we went to Kyushu for a concert, he didn't get up until the plane time.
That's right.
Right?
My current manager is better now.
But he's always late.
He doesn't contact me on the day of the concert.
And he doesn't have time to pick me up.
I was quite angry with him.
Why are you scumbags like that?
I think I'm going to lose my temper.
I was angry with him.
Kii was there at the concert.
Since then, he doesn't go out of his car when he has time.
I think he's getting better.
He always sends me off.
What?
To you?
I'm happy for you.
I've never done that before.
Sometimes he sends me off.
Sometimes he buys me a lot of sweets.
That's amazing.
That's great.
That's what happened.
I think he's trying to cheer me up.
Yuki, you have a lot of pressure.
I think it's easier for me to work.
Because you say it clearly?
Yes.
I see.
Yuki, you have a lot of pressure.
I'm promoting you.
Promoting me?
Tomochika said the same thing.
You're like a senior who's afraid of ballets.
No, I'm talking about ballets.
Ballets?
Yes, ballets.
You're like a senior who's afraid of ballets.
You don't say anything inappropriate.
When we were first years, you were more strict.
I won't say it.
The times have changed.
When we were first years...
Anything else?
Oh, Kurosawa-san.
I used to talk to my ex-manager.
What?
But I know how you feel.
I know.
I want to talk about this.
I know.
I don't want to talk about this.
I don't want to see you.
I see.
It's natural.
I don't want to talk about this.
You're noisy.
We're both noisy.
I agree that Kurosawa-san's story is boring.
It's boring!
That's why it happens.
That's why it's boring.
Is that so?
Anything else?
Is it okay?
I don't like it.
The manager who quits right away...
He knows about our house.
That's scary.
He knows about our clothes.
He knows about our garage.
And he quits right away.
That's right.
I think he doesn't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it if he covers for me.
That's right.
Sometimes, he actually passed the interview.
And he actually likes you a lot.
I don't like it.
What's wrong?
Did you see it?
In that sense...
Is it possible for reporters to infiltrate your house?
As a manager?
No, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
Is it a crime to do it that much?
I think it's possible for him to go out for drinks with his manager and get information from there.
That's enough.
Is there anyone who gave the manager the key?
Harama.
Are you okay, Sora-chan?
I think it's about trust.
Did you lose something?
No, I didn't lose anything.
There's a number on your panties.
Can you count it?
I think there's a number eight or something.
I'm surprised.
But I think it's a little disgusting to think you're doing it.
But it's okay.
It's about trust.
Our house is okay.
Our house is okay, right?
Our house is okay.
Have you been sent anywhere?
Yes.
That's right.
How do you manage your money?
Money...
Oh, like putting in your cipher at the site.
Oh, I know about that.
I see.
So you don't get any private gifts or anything like that?
Not really.
Our house knows about it.
Private gifts?
The other day, a little over a year ago...
I went to Nagoya and Isejingu and sent them all by car.
What?!
That's amazing!
Stop it!
I'm not using it.
I'm going! Shut up!
That's amazing!
You're doing it, too!
That's what they're saying.
We went snowboarding together at the end of the year.
We met early at Tokyo Station.
I said, "As expected of your manager, you don't get any private gifts, do you?"
And he sent me loads of them.
What?!
That's amazing!
But instead of them, do you give them presents like "thank you for your birthday" or something like that?
Oh, well, I don't give them presents or anything like that.
What?!
Shut up!
Stop it!
I'm going to cry!
I'll cry right away.
I'm going to cry.
I know a little bit about common sense.
Let's open it up.
What do you think of it?
As a person...
You know, I get a character's pouch a lot.
I like Minions a lot.
I like Minions' stuffed animals.
I love Minions!
I like Minions, the character I fell in love with for the first time in my life!
Minions are cute!
I want to go there!
Minions are good.
Universal! Universal!
I went there! I went there!
How was it?!
It was really cute!
I want to go there!
I fell in love with a character for the first time in my life!
Go there! Go there!
How about you, Usa-chan? Are you okay, manager- san? Usa-chan is kind of spaced out.
Are you okay? Are you not dating anyone?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I got her to buy me contacts.
You can't go alone, can you?
It's hard to tell between right and left, you know?
That's right.
It's hard to tell, you know?
Shall we continue?
Next is a new segment!
Oh!
Be brave and say your first sentence!
What is it?
This is a segment where we play with the number of sentences we say every week.
The members will provide their own stories.
If you'd like, we'd like you to post them on our website.
For now, you'll get one point for every time you go on our website.
What?!
One point?!
If you get one point, will you get anything?
For those of you who get one point per year, we'll give you the title of "Champion of the Year"!
We'll give you the title of "Champion of the Year"!
Champion of the year?!
That's right, champion of the year!
That's amazing!
So you don't know if it's a lie or not, but if you say something like this and people follow you, you're lucky!
So you're predicting your own future?
Well, it can be your future or you can cut yourself off!
If you can, you can cut yourself off.
These girls can do it too, right?
It depends on who you're up against.
I think it's fine.
It's fine.
Is it enough?
It's fine.
If you say something, I'll say it first.
You're the boss, right?
Yes.
Then please write it down.
Oh, there's a board!
Oh, there's a board for the first time!
You're right!
Oh, I didn't know!
Huh? Is this just for that?
I've been keeping it for a long time, but I want to take the board!
You want to take the board?
Well, "mascots" aren't famous yet, so even if it's posted, you won't lose anything!
You can double it!
Oh, I see!
By the way, if it's just the three of us, who do you want to make into a sentence?
If it's something like this, it's Mitsura-san!
I see!
Really? It's not Kurosawa-san?
No, it's Mitsura-san more than Kurosawa-san.
Age and nothing until now...
That's right!
Wow!
The hardness of your body...
Wow!
That's true!
That's scary!
Anything is fine!
Yes!
Just once, a female pro-wrestler and a lesbian got on it.
A female pro-wrestler treated me to a hotpot and we played at home.
It was an incredible experience!
You got on it once and you're a lesbian now?
That's right!
Men don't get married even once, right?
Oh, men do get married with "gase" or get same-sex marriage with "gase".
There are quite a few "gase".
There are quite a few "gase", aren't there?
"Gase" has a lot of "sagase" in it.
But there are also real "gase", right?
Yes, there are real "sagase" in it, but...
What?
It's connected!
That's fast!
Who wants to go first?
Let's go!
Oh, that was fast!
Will you cut the fruit for me, everyone?
Shall we start with Mihiro?
Yes!
Mihi...
Yes?
What is it?
Well, then...
Bunshun-san, please look at it.
Yes!
Bunshun-san, I'll give you a notice!
Yes!
Yes...
Ebisu's...
Oh, me, Kushi Mihiro, may be able to get a hotpot at Ebisu's Bo-yakiniku-ten Toraji in the near future!
Whether it will be an article or not is up to you, Bunshun-san!
I see!
Wow!
Whether you believe it or not is up to you, Bunshun-san!
Oh, that's Ebisu's Bo-yakiniku-ten Toraji!
Yes!
I see!
It's very credible!
Ah, there's also "kosutsu" in it, right?
That's right!
If it's not "kosutsu", I'm already married, so...
It's on sale, right?
Yes!
I see!
Let's go to the next one!
Who wants to go next?
Yes!
Anyone is fine?
Yes!
Then...
Yoshi!
Yes!
Bunshun-san!
I'll give you a notice!
Kosutsu
Then...
A young actor and a short-sighted guest actress!
Wow!
This weekend, a young actor and a short-sighted guest actress will be performing in Michigan.
Really?
Please look for them!
For now, they are friends, but if you drink, you may have an affair.
I heard that young actors and short-sighted guests drink in Michigan.
Yes, they do.
You can see their performance in Michigan.
Please check it out!
Do we know about young actors and short-sighted guests?
Yes, we do.
Wow!
Do you go there with a two-shot?
We go there with a two-shot and then we go there for a drink.
That's our usual pattern.
You go there for a drink, right?
That's right.
Whether you believe it or not, it's up to you.
Shall we move on?
Yes!
Let's go, Kurosawa-san.
Yes!
Bunshuu-san, I'll give you a heads up!
I, impersonator entertainer "eat" will go on a barbecue date with you.
I, Kurosawa Mirei, will go on a barbecue date with entertainer "eat" who is very good at impersonating in West Azaba on Saturdays and Sundays.
Who is it?
Have you recently tweeted about Komura-san and got angry about it?
What?
I'm not sure about it.
What?
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Is that so?
That's up to you whether you believe it or not, Bunshuu-san.
We're waiting!
There is! There is! There is!
There is! There is!
Okay, next!
Jaka Misaki.
I will now announce the winner, Bunshuu-san!
I, Kamisaki, will be participating in the Kushi- katsu Kikku-off party this weekend and the first half of the week.
And I will fall in love with one of the handsome men!
Kushi-katsu Kikku-off at Daikanyama!
Kikku-off!
Kikku-off! Does that mean it's that kind of thing?
Kikku-off!
Yes, it's like a kick.
Like a kick, handsome sportsman!
Since it's Kikku-off, I've only been invited.
You're not alone, are you?
Some people are married.
It depends on whether you're a professional or not.
You're a professional, aren't you?
Well...
Like a "j".
j
Like a "j"!
But it might be around here.
From the beginning, right?
It depends on Bunshuu-san.
Shall we continue?
The next one is...
Oh, Asuka!
Bunshuu-san! I'll announce it!
Asuka Kiraro
Wow! Look at this!
Asuka Kiraro
At Giroppon...
Asuka Kiraro
A party to drink up 10 million yen of champagne!
Asuka Kiraro
A party to drink up 10 million yen of champagne!
Asuka Kiraro
I, Asuka Kiraro...
Asuka Kiraro
From next Monday to Wednesday...
Asuka Kiraro
I'll buy up all the shops in Giroppon...
Asuka Kiraro
A party to drink up 10 million yen of champagne!
Asuka Kiraro
I might do it!
Asuka Kiraro
There's also a famous National Assembly speaker coming...
Asuka Kiraro
Please check it out!
Asuka Kiraro
Wow!
Asuka Kiraro
I want to go there!
Asuka Kiraro
I want to go there!
Asuka Kiraro
It's 10 million yen!
Asuka Kiraro
Right? It's 10 million yen!
Asuka Kiraro
Right? It's a nation's treasure!
Asuka Kiraro
It's true!
Asuka Kiraro
Isn't it crazy?
Asuka Kiraro
And now...
Asuka Kiraro
The number of ladies who come and go is a problem...
Asuka Kiraro
I see!
Asuka Kiraro
If you just stick together like that...
Asuka Kiraro
It's a bang!
Asuka Kiraro
It's a bang!
Asuka Kiraro
I'll be taken out!
Asuka Kiraro
I'm scared because you're going to do it!
Asuka Kiraro
National Assembly speaker...
Asuka Kiraro
It depends on whether you like it or not.
Asuka Kiraro
Then I'll go for one more...
Asuka Kiraro
OK!
Asuka Kiraro
Then let's go, Aoi!
Aoi Kiyoka
OK!
Aoi Kiyoka
It hasn't even been a month since I got married, but this week I'll be drinking a cocktail with Mischief Murdock!
What?
Mischief Murdock?
Murdock?
The name of the shop?
I'm thinking of having a drink with my friends, so I think I'll get drunk and make a mistake.
What? Murdock is the name of the shop?
It's the name of the shop.
It's limited edition, so you can take pictures if you come.
This is a bit of a joke, but it's fine.
And this is the name of the shop, right?
Oh, you're from the shop?
Murdock is the name of the shop!
You go to Murdock when everyone else does.
That's right.
You get something from him, don't you?
I get something from him.
You get something from him, don't you?
I get something from him.
It's a place I go to a lot.
It's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
No.
No?
Please go home.
I'm sorry.
Anything else? Aoi-san, Tsukasa-san?
Me?
You're the scariest one, though.
Eh?
You haven't drawn it yet?
This is serious, so I can't draw it.
You haven't drawn it yet?
It looks bad.
It looks bad?
Can you show it to me?
Can I give you a hint?
Give me a hint.
Just a hint is fine.
Should we go with "Hollywood Actress"?
"Hollywood Actress"?
That's crazy!
There might be a hint.
Seriously?!
It's serious, you know.
Seriously?!
I think you know this girl, but she's really serious about her achievements.
Japanese?
Foreigners?
Japanese?
Right?
There are Japanese people, right?
There are Japanese people.
But there aren't many Japanese people.
But if you say there are Japanese people, there won't be many foreigners coming.
That's right.
No matter what you say.
This is bad!
Eh?!
Foreigners?
Eh?!
Can I join you?
I like Hollywood.
You like it?
I want to see it.
It's up to you whether you believe it or not.
It's a commercial.
I'm scared.
Now it's time for the ending, but do you have any comments?
So far, Eddie Murphy, Nicolas Cage, and even Macaulay Culkin have appeared.
Macaulay Culkin has changed a lot, though.
What about him?
Is he still there?
No, I don't think so.
Is he okay?
He's not gone.
He's not gone, right?
He's still there.
I see.
That's about it.
Cute, cute, cute.
By the way, here's an announcement.
Aoi and Yuma of PTA, who have been watching over us since we became Ebisumasukatsu 1.5, are the last ones today.
I think that's enough.
Everyone has grown up.
No!
I'm sorry.
Then, give her an Oscar.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
You've always watched over us, so we'd like to give you this bouquet and this chick.
Chick?
What chick?
I didn't know.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
Let's take turn saying one thing at a time.
Should we start with Yuma?
What should we do?
We should start with Ayana.
No, we should start with Yuma.
No.
What should we do?
We should start with Yuma.
Please start with Yuma.
We should start with Yuma.
It's been a short period of time, but we are glad to be associated with the mascots.
We will continue to support you and will support you with shadows, but do your best!
But you must say "I'm Ria."
Yes.
You make me sad.
I'm sad.
Yuma, Yuma.
I'm sad that it's the last day of the show.
I'm sad! I'm sad!
It'll be out in about two weeks, right?
That's right!
Won't it be out?
Not PTA?
Won't it be out?!
I'll pick up comments!
Please pick up!
You can't pick up comments, right?
I'll try LINE for a bit.
Try LINE, right?
So, Kirara, thank you for saying that at the end.
That's right. Thanks to you watching over us since 1.5, we were able to grow so much!
It's like a contest!
It's like a PTA!
Please keep that in mind!
Yes!
The words you said and the actions you showed us...
Without forgetting those things, we want to grow even more!
It's over! It's over!
Thank you! Thank you!
It's over!
Oh, I'm sad!
But we did a lot of things today, too.
It's been a while since we came here, hasn't it?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
We came here every week for your lesson.
It's been a while since we've been here, but we're graduating all of a sudden.
Well, it's graduation, but it's over.
It's like you're watching over us from the beginning.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
It was my role.
I thought it would be okay.
For the time being, we've been together only for three months of the show.
From the beginning.
But since it's Abe-man, I'd like you to come out a little more.
Honestly, I'm lonely.
I'm really lonely!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want it at all!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want it!
I'm not upset!
I'm honest!
I feel like I'm honest!
I feel like I've got it!
But it's really like...
Was it helpful?
You said a lot of things.
And I didn't think you'd come to the rehearsal.
Oh, the live performance.
I wanted to see it.
I thought it would be like this.
The feeling of the scene was completely different from ours.
I was envious.
Dance and so on.
It says where you stand.
It was really different.
The way you move.
I'm happy.
I didn't think you'd think so much about us.
Everyone thought so!
I thought so!
I was worried!
So...
I thought you were teasing me.
I really thought so at first.
I really like you.
Thank you for thinking of us.
Even in the live performance.
Thank you for your words.
That's right!
It's all lies!
That's right!
I think you're a good leader.
I'm often told that.
I know what it means to be a "ponkotsu" leader.
That's why everyone follows me.
That's right!
Good luck, leader!
We've known it for a long time.
It's been a year since we came this far.
After two years, we've reached our goal.
We've been working hard.
I hope we can continue to work hard with the members here.
I hope you'll do your best, too, Mihiro.
I'm looking forward to it!
I see.
I'll do my best!
Let's do our best together!
Let's do our best!
I hope you'll do your best.
I hope you'll do your best!
Thank you very much!