AISubs v3.5
Kiss me, kiss me on the lips
I can't help it, I'm not good at it
Kiss me, on lonely nights
Say it now, erase it for me
Is it not? Is it okay if it's over?
Hello, I'm Himuro Kyosuke.
That's not it...
Asuka-san!
Asuka-san, please step back.
Please step back for a moment.
What is this?
And with that, it has begun.
Ebisu Maskatsu Midnight Wide Show.
It's novel and ordinary...
I thought it would be Himuro-san.
No, it's not Himuro-san.
Have you seen it before? It's been a while since you came.
Everyone was singing song changes and such.
I've been watching it.
Come on!
Leader!
There's a rumor that you quit playing.
But it's been a while.
What did you do?
Um... drinking parties?
Not drinking parties!
I was a parent and child at home.
At home?!
For three months?
You too, Aoi-san?
In the past, I'd catch a cold...
I was about to catch an influenza...
That's terrible.
You have a terrible health condition.
It was like a normal morning.
It's been a while.
I'll do my best today as well.
That's right.
You've changed a little.
That's right.
Let's get started.
The first segment is "Weekly Wide Wide News"!
"Weekly Wide Wide News"!
This segment is where we discuss recent trends like entertainment news and government issues.
So, we have someone here with us today as well.
Entertainment reporter, Masako Hasegao!
Masako!
Hello!
We're here today as well.
I'm sorry, but today's segment is...
Today's segment is "Weekly Wide News"!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes!
You've been around.
Today's point is...
This is a neck cover.
And you might not know it, but...
It's a tights with back folds.
It's warm.
What is back folds?
Back folds are cold.
It's warm.
It's cold.
When it's over 40 degrees, upper body is hot and lower body is cold.
I know.
I want you to tell me many stories.
I'm sorry.
Please speak properly.
I'm sorry.
You're popular.
But not many people want to date you.
Really?
Yes.
What is your ideal type?
Someone who can drink.
Is that enough?
Yes.
I know.
Someone who doesn't have a big butt.
What?
Yuki is against it.
I'm against it.
I'm sorry.
I got it.
Don't take it.
I got it.
Here is this week's news.
Here is it.
Assistant Girl, please.
Well, there's a lot of stuff.
Like Komuro-san's "Furingi Frame Retirement" and Fuji TV's...
Is there more?
Hard Bitcoins. Can you all go to Bitcoins?
Bitcoins...
Daibouraku.
There's also Amica-san's.
And CUNA SPORTS. Matsuzaka Daisuke's "Midday Dragon".
Let's go here.
Can you dig down here?
We're in the Dragon area, so it's nice.
Can you dig down here?
Shall we go first? First up is this news.
Music producer Komuro Tetsuya has retired due to health issues.
Hasegawa-san, please tell us about the news.
On Friday of last week...
Friday of last week?
Komuro-san suddenly announced his retirement.
Why did he have to announce his retirement?
Komuro-san's wife, Keiko-san, passed away in 2011 due to leukemia.
Komuro-san has been taking care of Komuro-san ever since.
However, Komuro-san himself is in bad health.
He has C-type cancer and can't hear well.
Komuro-san decided to inject himself with garlic one day.
A lot of people do that, don't they?
Yes, a lot of people do it.
However, Komuro-san didn't go to the hospital for it.
Instead, Komuro-san went to a nursing home.
However, Komuro-san's nursing home, home, and hotel were all taken.
Komuro-san has decided to retire from music.
He has decided to retire...
But we don't know if Komuro-san really had an affair with Komuro-san.
I thought we didn't have to talk about it in the press conference.
However, Komuro-san said yesterday that he didn't have an affair with Komuro-san.
We didn't have to talk about it.
I see.
What do you think about this news?
Kurosa-san?
What should we do to make it look like it's not an affair?
Well...
If you go home, you're free?
At that time, only nurses were allowed to go.
So, a doctor and a nurse had to go together.
Does that mean you can't get a shot?
A nurse is in charge of getting a shot.
Will you go with another nurse? Or will you go with a doctor?
Can't you go alone?
Maybe you can ask for a man's help?
But I heard you were on a diet and you were on a diet.
All of a sudden?
I'm not on a diet!
I'm on a diet!
Wait, what do you mean by diet?
Like eating together?
Or drinking together?
In your world, getting in a taxi is like going on a date.
Like a drive-in date.
It's like a drive-in date.
If that's the case, you might be on a diet.
If eating together or drinking together is not allowed, you might be on a diet.
Eating together is fine.
But it's not like you're on a diet.
So you're saying you can't get a shot?
It's hard!
If you ask for a shot, you'll get a penalty.
I don't know how to explain it.
Don't be so cocky!
What kind of comment is that?
If you comment like that, I'll give you a penalty.
I want to look like an old woman.
Do you have one?
Ms. Mita.
Why is cheating bad?
First of all...
Men like us who choose to do it are all married.
Popular, cool, rich.
Even if you cheat with those people,
even if you cheat a little, you'll apologize to your wife.
You'll make your wife hate you.
It has nothing to do with other people.
That's right.
I don't think it's bad at all.
It used to be like that in the past.
Politicians used to be like that.
It's recent.
I don't know what Ms. Keiko thinks about it.
It's not like we're playing around.
Maybe it's better that way.
That's how they used LINE.
LINE?
Have you seen LINE?
You're the hacker!
Why do you believe me?
Where did you see LINE?
At the meeting, Mr. Komuro reported to his wife like this.
It's pretty bright.
That's what he said at the meeting.
It's like that, but Ms. Keiko...
It doesn't look like it, but...
From an adult woman to a little girl...
It's like having fun with elementary school students.
I don't think you can say it like that.
It's hard to say it's bad.
Is it bad if you cross the line of what Ms. Eriko Imai says?
Or is it bad if you rely on it mentally?
That's why it's hard.
I'm tired.
I want you to say nice things to me.
It's hard for men to rely on you.
I think women know better about men.
You're talking a lot today.
What's wrong?
The way you wear glasses is weird.
What's wrong? Is it beautiful?
You can't wear it over your hair.
Glasses go under your hair.
It's tough.
It's tough about how you wear glasses.
It's hard mentally.
What's wrong?
Did you throw away the garlic syringe because you had a stomachache?
It's not connected to that.
I won't ride that guest trap today.
I won't ride the guest trap.
Even if you inject garlic, you can't inject it at night.
I want you to say nice things to me.
This is my acquaintance.
I know what you're saying.
Your wife told you to make three men for her.
Three men for your wife?
Women are beautiful when they're in love.
Make three men for her.
I'll make a girlfriend for you.
That's not cowardly.
That's right.
That's a good thing.
That's not a bad thing.
That's not a law.
If you retire, what will happen to you in the future?
Retirement was too shocking for me.
But I'm interested in my own music.
I was thinking of retiring when I was 60 years old.
But it's been a year.
When you retire, you go back to the general public.
Will you not be able to release a song if you retire?
I won't be able to release a song if I retire.
Will you go back to the general public?
I'm not sure about that.
You said you don't do self-made music.
But you do what you've decided on.
Your fans say they're curious about your reaction.
If you get better, you may not release a song.
If you get better, you'll release a song, right?
Motoko Murotetsuya.
I may release a song.
I don't know what's going on right now.
If you release a song, we'll write a song for you.
Let's release a song.
Let's write a song.
Are you stupid?
Mihiro's fashion is the most...
That's right.
Mihiro is sexless now.
She is having an affair in Ebisu area.
Is Mihiro having an affair?
I don't know about that.
What do you know about her ex-boyfriend?
That kind of information is coming in.
What?
I want to be asked for it, too.
Again?
Your husband won't ask you for it.
That's dangerous.
If you hold it in for five years, you won't feel anything for the sixth year.
You'll get used to it.
It's best not to do it.
Komuro-san, you should learn from her.
I thought it would be hard if you learned it once.
On the contrary, you don't know it once, so you don't have any desire for it.
You want to say it.
It's painful.
That's right.
If you release a song...
Kezime
Komuro-san has retired.
It's difficult.
What does "kezime" mean?
You'll never admit it.
You won't admit it.
If I were in that position...
I might admit it and lower my head.
You're doing it.
You might admit it.
You're doing it.
If I were in that position...
I would do everything my husband tells me to do.
What do you mean?
For example...
If you tell me to bend my head...
I'll bend it.
If you tell me to quit my job...
I'll quit it.
What about "shukke"?
"Shukke"?
Will you do it?
"Shukke" means you can't do anything forever.
You can't do it?
I can't do it even if it's me?
No, I can't do it.
Even if you're alone?
What will you do?
Can you do it for me?
I don't know about "byousha".
I don't like "byousha".
Is it fine if someone does "shukke"?
No, you can't.
Even if you do it...
I don't want you to do it.
Talent?
Anything else you want to say, Ms. Mitafuji?
Well, you know, with today's entertainment industry, people don't accept it.
And that's what makes it fun.
There's nothing else but free content that makes it fun.
Free content doesn't really do anything fun.
- That's true. - That's true.
It's just a little bit of dating, a little bit of eating, and a little bit of flirting.
It's just a little bit of everything.
Which means, even if you pay for it, you all have money, right?
Those famous people.
- Even you, Ms. Komura? - Even you, Ms. Komura.
You know, there are a lot of famous people.
Even if you pay for it, you say, "Oh, I paid for it."
"What's wrong with that?" "Nothing."
- "I'll clean it up." - "I'll clean it up."
- "Maybe we should change things up a little bit." - Why do you have to pay for it?
- For what? - For what?
For the money, you know, you pay for it for harassing women.
But I don't think you're cheating, Ms. Komura!
- As a member of the T-generation... - A member of the T-generation?!
You're lying!
- I'm a member of the T-generation! - I've never heard of you!
- I've never heard of you!
- I want to believe you as a member of the A-generation. - I've never heard of you.
- But if you do it once, you can't do it again, right? - Don't touch me.
- Don't touch me! - If you do it once, you can't do it again, right?
- What about cheating? - That's right.
- Even if you cheat, you can't cheat, right? - Okay!
Because if you cheated, Ms. Komura, it wouldn't be that big of a deal in the news.
- But I don't think it would. - No, it wouldn't.
But what if you had a favorite member of the A-generation and you were cheating on them?
- That's true! - If you had that much information in your head,
- I think it would be in the news. - Then, if that nurse was running around with the A-generation at work,
- wouldn't it be safe? - No!
- What kind of cut-off?!
You can't turn into a one-man band!
- Wow! - One... everyone...
Today, I'll do it like this! Today, I'll do it like you! Today, you can do it! It's okay if you do it!
- Isn't it okay? - What?
- If it's okay, then your theory is fine?! - But if you cheat, it's no good!
- No, but if you cheat... - If you eat one meal and go cheat, it's no good.
- Oh! I pretended to be fine with it! - It's okay!
So, you would do it as girls every time and you would take them outside of the store and it would not be okay.
If you're in the store, you won't get caught, right?
What about the same size?
About the same size is fine, right?
What's wrong? Why are you raising your hand like that?
I live in Dekimon!
Dekimon?! What is it?
You live in Dekimon?! What is it?!
You go to a funeral, right?
What about a delivery? Do you call a hotel or something?
Ah, that's right.
It's the same, right?
If you're in the same size, is that not allowed?
No... I think it's fine if you just have that checked.
Is there anyone like that, other than comedians?
People who only say embarrassing things.
People who are crazy?
But...
Please tell me!
I think there are people like that.
Are they actors?
No, there are a lot of people like that.
For example... It's hard to say.
There are people like that.
What do you call it?
People like that.
So it's not a lie, it's the truth!
Is it true that there are islands where only beauties live?
What is that?!
It's like a fairy tale island.
Is that what you mean by "island"?
There are urban legends.
That's effective.
On the contrary, is there a male version?
That's right!
I've never heard of a male version.
Is there?
I had a friend who said the opposite version.
He said it was really good.
And if it's the first time, it's cheap.
The effect of having a hard mouth.
The effect of having a hard mouth is the worst.
Summarize it.
What do you think?
Let's move on.
Next is this.
Fuji TV's "Autumn Motana".
We did this last week.
Do you know of it?
It's just "chikurin" and it's still noisy.
I think it's only a problem with the phrase.
The phrase is a little...
It's catchy to say "chikurin" on Christmas.
There was a little development.
The identification team is amazing now.
There are people who identify this place and site immediately.
For a while, if you put your name on Google Maps...
"chikurin" and "autumn motana" have marks.
It's a little...
It's gone now.
It's a little...
Is it popular?
It's popular.
Everyone looks up where it is.
If you look it up on Google, it's easy.
If you look it up on Google, people will say it's a tourist attraction.
Many people go there.
When there is such a report, many people go to see it.
It's like Instagram.
Is it popular?
I want to upload "chikurin".
Do you go there just to post a picture?
I want to do the same thing.
I want to be like "akimoto ana kyodai".
You can't be like "akimoto ana kyodai" because you did it in the same place.
You can't get an R1.
You'll get better at it.
ana kyodai
I think there are such couples.
"chikurin" may or may not be a free spot.
Cars may line up there.
If you have the strength to laugh it off...
Do you have a place like that?
Please tell me.
A nice spot.
We don't have "chikurin", but we have "bofurin".
bofurin
Is it a pine tree or something like that?
The wind in the Japanese sea is strong, so "bofurin" stands out a lot.
It's pretty humid, so it's safe there.
It's not safe.
You were in the car, weren't you?
Outside?
Yes.
Can I ask you a specific question?
"bofurin" is a pine tree, right?
Does it make you tickle?
I have my own clothes.
Is that okay?
Do you wear it as it is?
It's not "soyuga", but "soyuga" is cold.
"bofurin" is "anaba" and "yurinko" is "anaba".
Anything else?
"bofurin" is a nice spot.
It's a nice spot.
Please tell me.
There's a roof where there aren't many cars.
The car doesn't stop at all.
It stops on the third floor.
There aren't many cars on the roof.
It doesn't rain much, and there was a time when I thought it was nice.
There was a parking lot for "bofurin".
There's a parking lot for "bofurin".
By the way, I don't think this "bofurin" report will end, but is there a way to end it?
"akimotoana" hasn't ended yet.
It's been reported so much and it hasn't ended yet.
"chikuri" has already ended.
What should we do to end "bofurin"?
"akimotoana" doesn't have sexual desire.
"akimotoana" hasn't ended yet.
I'm sure "chikuri" hasn't ended yet.
I think "akimotoana" hasn't ended yet.
Isn't it too short of a time?
No, it's been a long time.
30 minutes.
It's easy.
It's been 30 minutes.
How long does "chikuri" last?
30 minutes?
15 minutes?
15 minutes is the shortest.
Doesn't it depend on where it's been 30 minutes?
kisukara
But "sankun" hasn't ended yet.
sankun
30 minutes.
So you're both ready.
We're excited.
30 minutes is like "Okuda Iji" movie world.
"Okuda Iji" is the most erotic.
There are good movies.
"sankun" is ideal.
I want to go there.
It's been like that for decades.
Aren't adults happier?
Shut up!
How long do you want her to stay?
Two hours.
Masako likes small things.
She likes small things.
But there is too much time lag.
Are you okay? Are you still angry?
I'm waiting for angry comments from Masako.
You know what I'm talking about.
Where are you getting angry?
Are you angry? Are you angry?
The time lag is...
Give Masako a pass.
Are you ready? Let's wrap it up.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Next topic is...
Manager arrested for stealing expensive watches from Ms. Anmika's house.
This is quite a problem.
What does this mean?
One day, Ms. Anmika noticed that her expensive mansion...
...had run out of expensive watches worth millions of yen.
Her husband's.
At that moment, she realized that her house hadn't been ransacked at all.
There were no signs of ransacking.
She thought about it and decided to give her manager the keys.
She called her manager and asked him about it.
He said he stole it.
He took it out of his bag and put it in his house.
That's quite a long time for a manager.
About a year.
Was he in a lot of trouble?
I don't think so.
I think he was in a bad mood.
Did he come in on his own?
I think so.
He had the keys.
Was he young?
I don't think so.
Since he's a manager, he knows perfectly well that he's not at home.
That's right.
I can't believe he's a manager.
I'm sure you all have managers.
Do you have a manager like this?
Yes, we do.
My manager confessed to me once.
Really?
At a bus stop on my way home from work.
A bus stop?
Skytree?
Skytree is a beautiful place.
He said, "You know what I'm saying, right?"
What did he say?
I heard he had good feelings for me.
I gave him my business contact number.
Did you give it back?
He said he had good feelings for me because I replied to him.
He said he'd give it back to me.
He said he'd give me a response if I asked him out.
What?!
He said he'd give me a response if I asked him out.
He said he wouldn't give me a job if I asked him out.
He said he'd give me a response if I asked him out.
That's interesting.
He said he'd give me a response if I asked him out.
What did you do?
I gave him my business contact number.
You gave it to your agency?
Yes.
Did you get in trouble for it?
Not yet.
Does your agency still have people like that?
Yes, we do.
What?!
Do you still work as a manager?
Yes, I still work as a manager.
You shouldn't say that!
You go to your agency and bump into people, right?
What do you do?
I don't make eye contact with people.
What?!
Do you curse people?
What should I say?
It's disgusting.
What are you doing when you can't even work?
That's amazing.
She said something like that.
Did you say something like that to other girls?
She seems like the type of person who likes girls.
She confessed her feelings to many girls.
She's so cheerful.
She said that to everyone but you.
That's right.
You shouldn't say that to your manager.
You should tell her you like her for your job.
It's a bit embarrassing.
You know our group called Fujiwara Kino-chan?
I started to like her too.
What?!
You shouldn't say that!
You should buy her a watch or something like that.
What?!
Fujiwara Kino-chan?
You shouldn't say that!
I don't like it.
Do you have a manager like that in the past?
A manager like that?
Everyone has a manager like that.
My manager doesn't have any feelings for me.
I don't have any feelings for you.
I was working at a station called Tsuchiura.
I came here by train by myself.
What?!
I'm always alone.
Where did your manager go?
She's not here anymore.
What?!
She's alone.
She's not here anymore?
She doesn't care about you.
She sends me emails but...
She's not here anymore.
What would you do if you didn't have a manager like that?
You shouldn't say that to your manager.
When did you meet your manager?
My manager is at the agency.
He's in Delaware.
He's free.
He's the same as people in the past.
It's true that you didn't follow him to work.
But it's okay.
You're like a young entertainer at a live show.
That's right.
Let's live like that.
Do you have anyone else?
Basically, all of my managers are scumbags.
What?!
Seriously!
It's okay.
It's not like that.
Listen to me.
This is my second manager.
When I had my first manager, I was always late.
That's not good.
When I went to Kyushu by train, I didn't wake up until the plane time.
What?!
Right?
My current manager is better.
He's not late.
He doesn't contact me at all for an event on that day.
I didn't have time for him to pick me up, and I was pretty mad at him.
Why are you guys such scumbags?
Kii-chan and others were there at the event.
Since then, when I have free time, I go out and drive my car.
It's getting a little better.
He always drives us home.
Your manager?
We're in the same boat.
I've never been treated like that.
He sometimes sends me off on occasion.
He bought me a lot of sweets at the school canteen.
That's amazing!
That's what happened.
I think he did it to cheer me up.
Yuki, you have a lot of pressure.
Yuki, you're really scary.
I'm the one who's easy to deal with.
Because you say it so clearly?
I'm the one who's easy to deal with.
You're saying the same thing as Tomochika-chan.
He's like a senior who's scared of ballets.
It was a ballet club.
He's like a scary senior who's scared of ballets.
He doesn't say anything inappropriate.
When we were in first year, he was more strict.
I'll never say it again.
When we were in first year...
Anyone else?
Kurosawa-san.
There's someone who comes to talk to you.
But I know how you feel.
I know.
I want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to see your face.
It's not like that.
Your voice is annoying.
It's true that Kurosawa-san's story is boring.
It's because you say it like that.
Anyone else?
It's not like that.
A manager who quits right away...
He knows about your house.
He knows about your garage.
And he quits right away.
I think it's easy for you.
I don't like it when I'm covered up.
He actually passed the interview.
And he actually likes you.
And he likes you.
That's not good.
What's wrong?
In that sense...
Has a reporter infiltrated you?
As a manager?
Not really.
It's because you're excited.
You don't spend that much time.
I don't.
Is that a crime?
I think you drink with your manager.
And you get information from him.
That's enough.
Is there anyone who gives you keys?
Harama.
Are you okay?
I think it's about trust.
Do you lose anything?
I don't lose anything.
Do you have a number on your underwear?
I think it's gross to think about it.
But I'm okay.
It's about trust.
I'm okay with it.
You're okay with it.
Where do you get paid?
Basically...
How do you manage your money?
I put my wallet on the spot.
I see.
Do you get paid privately?
I'll let you know.
A little while ago...
I went to Nagoya.
I bought all of Isejingu.
Wow!
Stop it!
I'm not using it.
I'm going.
Shut up!
She's scary!
We went snowboarding together.
We met up at Tokyo Station early in the morning.
I told my manager that I wouldn't come.
He sent me home.
Did you give him a birthday present?
I didn't give him a present.
Shut up!
Stop it!
I'm going to cry!
I'm aware of common sense.
Do you like chocolates?
I like to receive characters' pouches.
I like Minions.
I like Minions' stuffed animals.
You like Minions, don't you?
I want to go there!
The good thing about Minion.
I went! I went!
How was it?
It was really cute!
I want to go there!
It's the first time in my life that I've fallen for a character!
Please go.
Please go by yourselves.
How about you, Usa-chan? Are you okay, manager- san? You seem a little down.
Yes.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? You're not dating?
I'm okay.
I got her to buy me contacts.
You can't do it alone, can you?
It's hard to tell what's right and what's wrong.
It's hard to tell, isn't it?
Shall we continue?
This is the new segment!
Oh!
Be brave and say your first sentence!
What is it?
This is a segment where we play with the sentences that come up every week.
Members, please provide your own stories.
If you'd like, we'd like you to post them on our website.
For now, every time you go on our website, you get one point.
What?!
One point?!
What?!
One point!
If you get caught, you get something?
A surprise attack.
For those of you who got the highest points every year, you'll be awarded the title of "champion of the year"!
We'll award you with the title of "champion of the year"!
You mean we're champions of the year?
That's right.
We're champions of the year!
That's amazing!
Even if you don't know if it's a lie or not, you can say something like this and if people follow you, you're lucky.
It's like predicting your own future, right?
Well, it can be the future or you can cut yourself off.
If you can, cut yourself off.
That's right.
You can do it with these girls, right? Depending on who you're dealing with.
I think it's okay. It's okay.
Is it enough?
It's enough.
Yes.
I'll say it first.
You're the boss.
Yes.
Please write it down.
Oh, there's a board.
Oh, there's a board for the first time.
That's right.
Oh, I didn't know.
Is it a preview?
Is it only for that camera?
I've been wanting it for a long time.
What's an edge camera?
I want to take a picture of the board.
No way!
You mean the part you crouch once?
That's right.
Mascots aren't famous yet, so even if it's posted, you won't lose anything.
And you can double it, right?
Oh, I see.
By the way, if it's just the three of us, who would you like to make a sentence out of?
If it's a story like this, it's Mitsura-san.
Is that so?
Not Kurosawa-san?
No, it's Mitsura-san more than Kurosawa-san.
Age and nothing until now.
That's right.
It's rare.
The hardness of your body.
That's right.
Scary!
Anything is fine.
Yes.
I've been on a female pro wrestler and a lesbian once.
You've been on a female pro wrestler?
A female pro wrestler gave me a big pot of food and I was playing at home.
That's ridiculous.
You've been on a lesbian a lot of times.
That's right.
Men have never been on a lesbian.
Oh, men get married by "gase".
There were "gase" and "dare dare" that were same- sex.
There were quite a few "gase".
There are more "gase" than you think.
"Gase" is... There are a lot of "sagase".
But you're right, there are real "sagase" too.
It's connected.
What?
It's connected!
That's fast!
Who wants to go first?
Let's go!
That was fast.
Are you going to cut me up?
Let's start with Mihiro.
Yes.
Mihi.
Yes.
What is it?
Bunshuu, please watch.
Yes.
Bunshuu, I'll give you a notice.
Yes.
Ebisu's...
Me, Kushimi Hiro, may be selling Ebisu's barbeque at Toraji in the near future.
Whether it will be reported or not is up to you, Bunshuu.
Whether you believe it or not is up to you, Bunshuu.
That's Ebisu's barbeque in Toraji?
Yes.
In Toraji.
I see. It seems to be credible.
That's right. If it wasn't for Kushuu, I'd be married now.
It's impossible.
I see.
Let's move on. Who's next?
Anyone?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Bunshuu, I'll give you a notice!
Ta-dah!
Young actors and underage actresses are not allowed in the theater!
I, Yoshizawa Gessou Eki, is currently looking for young actors and actresses who are married and underage this weekend.
Really?!
Bunshuu, please look for them!
We're friends, but if you drink, you might have an affair!
Young actors and underage actresses do drink, don't they?
They do.
Do you know where they do it?
It's up to you, Bunshuu.
Please check at the theater!
Young actors and underage actresses are people we know of?
We know of them.
Do you go for a two-shot?
We go for a two-shot, we eat, and then we go for a drink.
That's our usual pattern.
You go for a drink and then you go for a two-shot, right?
That's right.
Whether you believe it or not, it's up to you, Bunshuu.
Shall we continue?
Yes!
Okay, Kurosawa-san, let's go.
Bunshuu-san, I'll give you a notice!
I'm going on a barbecue blind date with good impersonator entertainer!
I, Kurosawa Mirei, am going on a barbecue blind date with good entertainer who is very good at impersonating in West Azab.
Hurry up and hold hands and wait in front of me!
Please take a picture of me!
An Ijiri-san!
An Ijiri-okara-san!
Ehara-san!
Did you recently quote Komura-san and get angry?
I'm not sure about that.
I see!
Whether you believe it or not, it's up to you, Bunshuu.
We'll be waiting!
We're very interested!
I'm waiting for it!
There is! There is!
Next!
Bunshun-san, I'll give you a notice.
I, Kamisaki, will be participating in the Kushi- katsu marriage party this weekend and the week before.
And I'll fall in love with one of the handsome men.
Kushi-katsu kick-off in Daikan-yama.
Kick-off?
Kick-off means that kind of thing?
Is it limited to sports?
Yes, it's like a kick-off.
Like a kick-off, handsome sportsman.
That's why I was invited.
They're single, right?
Some of them are married.
It depends on the professional.
You're a professional, right?
Well, I'm like a "j".
j
Like a "j".
But it might be around here.
It might be around here.
It depends on Bunshun-san.
Shall we continue?
The next one is...
Oh, Jaska!
Bunshun-san, I'll give you a notice!
Wow!
In Korea...
In Giroppon...
A party where you can drink 10 million yen of champagne!
That's no good!
In Giroppon?
A party where you can drink 10 million yen of champagne!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Me, Jaska Kiraro...
From next Monday to Wednesday...
I'll buy all the shops in Giroppon...
and drink 10 million yen of champagne!
I might have a champagne party for the rest of my life!
The famous teacher of the National Assembly is also coming, so please check it out!
Wow!
I want to go!
I want to go to the National Assembly!
It's number one!
It's a place where the nation's tax is high!
If it's true, it's not good!
The teacher of the National Assembly is coming to his apartment.
It's a problem.
If you just stick with it...
It's a big hit!
The National Assembly is scary!
The National Assembly...
Whether it's good or bad depends on you.
I'll go for another one.
Shall we go, Aoi?
Yes!
Bunshuu, I have an announcement!
It hasn't even been a month since I got married...
But this week, I'm going to do a cocktail party at Mishukumardokku!
What?
Mishukumardokku?
The name of the shop?
I'm thinking of drinking with my friends...
Is "mardok" the name of the shop?
It's the name of the shop.
It's already limited, so if you come, you can take pictures!
Not at all!
I don't know...
But it's good as a story.
And it's a shop's specialty, isn't it?
Are you going to show it for a while?
I'm not going to show it for a while!
You're all going to Mardok for a while, right?
That's right.
You're getting something, right?
Mishukumardokku...
It's a place I go a lot.
It's a little tough, isn't it?
It's a little weak, isn't it?
No!
Please go home.
I'm sorry.
Is there anyone else?
Aoi-san or Tsukasa-san?
Me?
You're the scariest, aren't you?
You haven't drawn it yet?
I'm serious about this, so I won't draw it!
Are you drawing it?
It looks bad!
Is it okay if I show you?
Should I give you a hint?
Give me a hint.
Just a hint is fine.
A hint, okay.
Should we make you a Hollywood actress?
Hollywood?
That's crazy!
There might be a hint!
Seriously?!
I'm serious about this.
Seriously?!
I think you know this, but she's serious about this.
Her achievements so far...
Japanese?
Foreigners?
Japanese?!
That's right!
Japanese!
There's that too!
But there's a strong connection between Japanese and foreigners.
But there is!
There's not many people who came here the next day, but you can tell right away.
That's right!
Even if you say it or not!
That's crazy!
You guys...
The next day?
Can I say it?
I like you, Hollywood.
For that reason...
I want to see it!
It might happen soon.
I want to see it!
Believe it or not, it's up to you.
Here's the commercial!
I'm scared!
"Wild Show" at midnight!
Now it's time for the ending, but do you have any comments?
Eddie Murphy, Nicolas Cage, and even Macaulay Culkin.
Macaulay Culkin has changed a lot, hasn't he?
Has he changed?
No, not really.
Has he changed?
He hasn't changed.
He hasn't changed, right?
He hasn't changed.
I see.
That's how it is.
Cute, cool.
Here's a piece of news.
Aoi and Yuma of PTA, who have been watching over us since we became Ebisumasukatsu 1.5, are the last ones today.
I think that's enough.
You've all grown up.
No!
I'm sorry.
Ask her.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for always watching over you.
This bouquet and these mushrooms...
Mushrooms?
I didn't know.
Thank you.
I like mushrooms.
Thank you for always watching over us!
Thank you.
Let's take turns.
Shall we start with Yuma?
What should we do?
Let's start with Ayano.
It's been a short while, but I'm glad I got involved in Ebisumasukatsu.
I'll continue to support you, so please do your best!
But you have to say "I love you", okay?
Okay!
I love you!
It's sad that it's coming to an end like this,
but I hope we can continue to get along and do our best in the future,
so please don't forget that feeling and continue to support us!
Thank you!
I'm sad!
It'll be out in about two weeks, right?
That's right!
It won't be out?
Not in PDA?
It won't be out?!
I'll pick them up!
Please pick them up!
You can't pick up comments, right?
I'll put them in LINE.
In LINE?
Right?
So, Kirara, thank you for saying that at the end.
That's right!
Thanks to you watching over us after 1.5, we were able to grow so much!
It's like a confession!
Please keep that in mind!
Yes!
The words you said to us, and the actions you showed us,
we want to grow more and more without forgetting those things!
Thank you!