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♪"Christmas Night"
♪On Christmas night, erase your presence
♪I get into a pure white minivan
♪I take one look at you and whisper
♪I don't know what to do
♪I'll just follow you along the way
♪I'll do it in the field just like you are
The car's hot wheels are shaking
It's not cold at all
Here we go!
Alright! This week has started as well.
It's Christmas, Tuesday, and midnight wide show.
Are you going to sing a song? What a vulgar show.
Vulgar?
Are you going to let Matsutomo-san hear you sing?
No, I won't!
I'll get in trouble!
Please stop it!
Stop making me sing!
This is your latest song, "Ana no Uta", right?
It's "Ana no Uta".
"Ana no Uta", right?
Because the keyword "chikurin" came up.
Everyone doesn't like it.
But how was it last week?
Aoi-san's wedding.
How was it? Did your husband watch it?
Did he get mad?
No, he was laughing like crazy.
What?!
Even though you're such a string and thief?
It's funny.
Is it funny?
So it's true that you're a thief?
Is it okay?
No, it's not.
I'm not a thief.
You're not?!
I didn't approve of it.
It's a variety show, right?
That's great.
Did you get a call from Hachimitsu-san?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?!
No, I didn't.
You did?!
No, I didn't.
You don't know about this, do you?
Oh, is that so?
I see.
I'm sure you got some response.
I hope you come to Oman-jun.
Hachimitsu-san.
If you don't mind...
Congratulations!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for bringing your flowers.
You're usually there.
Akiko-chan, right?
Who is this?
It's Akiko-chan!
Akiko-chan!
You're Akiko-chan's family, so you don't know.
You're annoying.
You're usually there.
I'll be going now.
I'll be going.
Let's go to our first segment.
"Weekly Muscat News"!
In this segment, we discuss recent news like entertainment news and agenda issues in Muscat's own way.
Even though it's a wide show, we haven't done anything like a wide show recently.
That's right.
We've only done sumo wrestling.
We've only done sumo wrestling and shown our underwears.
Let's do something like a wide show little by little.
Let's do it!
That's right. We'll do it today.
That means we're inviting real people today!
Our guest is...
Hasegawa Masako-san, a celebrity reporter!
Wow!
Yay!
Please look forward to it! Thank you very much!
It's finally here!
It's been a while since I've been on a show like this!
Oh, is that so?
Oh, it's always time for you to be sleeping, so I didn't want to wake you up.
You look like you're about to fall asleep again today.
Excuse me?
Today's fashion point is...
Can you turn around for me, please?
Because you're the best!
Thank you very much!
You look like you're in a good mood today.
Oh, really?
Even though it's late?
I've already reapplied it three times.
No, no, no.
Oh, you look beautiful!
Thank you very much!
I'm going to ask you a lot of questions today, but I'd like you to answer as much as you can.
Is that okay?
If it doesn't work, I'll do this.
So cute!
Thank you very much!
You're old-fashioned, aren't you?
You say that a lot, don't you?
Let's get started!
First of all, here's the news!
Ta-dah!
Fuji TV!
They say "chinese-style warm rice pudding"!
I'm going to say this.
First of all...
Please start with Mr. Hasegawa.
I'm Fuji TV's announcer, Akimoto.
You're married now and you have kids.
Yes, that's right.
But you're living separately from your husband now.
You have a producer on your show.
Between Christmas and New Year's Day, about three times a day.
It's an important time of year.
That's right.
But...
Can you tell me where it is?
It's a place, but it's 30 minutes by car from Chikurin.
Chikurin...
Chikurin is a bamboo forest.
Where is it?
It's in Yokohama.
Chikurin...
Did you go to Yokohama to go to Chikurin?
I don't think it's for going.
It's a place where you can hide from people.
Chikurin has a bad reputation.
Chikurin is no good.
Chikurin forin is...
I wish it wasn't Chikurin.
If it was Sugibayashi, it wouldn't have happened.
Chikurin forin has a bad reputation.
Chikurin...
Many people like it.
And...
Taihigoya...
Taihigoya?
It's not Taihigoya.
Taihigoya?
Taihigoya is in Tokyo.
Where is it?
It's in Yokohama.
Taihigoya is in Yokohama?
I parked my car in Taihigoya.
You parked your car in Taihigoya?
Really?
Yes.
There was a good place.
You could park your car in front of it.
It's quite spacious.
You can't see in front of you.
Why did you park your car there for 30 minutes?
Another 30 minute course.
Next is a 2 hour course.
It's a little far from Yokohama.
It's Hakone.
Hakone is a hot spring.
You can't stay there.
There is a private bath.
You can take a bath there.
Two people?
Two people.
You can't change clothes.
You can't wear under your yukata.
Usually.
You can't go there with two people.
You have to say it properly.
You two deny it.
If you two deny it, you don't do anything.
You don't do anything.
What do you think of this?
Why do you choose places where you can't find?
I'm curious about it.
Experienced.
When you were separated from the producer, you were famous.
When you were first.
That's not true.
But that producer and you recently met again.
That's what the editors of "Unshun" said.
You were talking about quitting the company.
You were talking about getting in a car and talking to me.
All the way?
All the way.
All the way to Chikurin?
There's a picture of me in Chikurin.
There's a picture of me in Taimao.
In Taihi Goya?
Yes, and I'm also wearing a yukata like this.
Why are you doing this?
The yukata is in front of you.
Please sit down.
What was it like to drive a waiting car?
It's a car owned by the producer.
Every time I got off work, we'd get in the car and go eat.
And then we'd stop for a bit and talk about various things inside.
By the way, of course, that car isn't a "k" size, is it?
It's a "van".
You did "van", didn't you?
Why? Why?
"Van" has space, doesn't it?
That's right.
You did "van", didn't you?
"Van" is...
The driver is looking at you, so you get out of the driver's seat and there's a passage called "van".
You passed through there and disappeared in the back seat.
How do you check for such detailed movements?
I have a very large defense lens.
Wow!
Everyone, be careful!
Everyone is like you.
It's night time, but since I'm a professional, I have secret tools.
Do you have something like a compass?
I think I do.
Also, I don't think you're being watched because you think you're the only one who's safe.
For example, even if you go for a little peek, there's no one there, right?
No one's there!
I think you'd look at it like that.
So, instead of going into a hotel or someone else's room, you think it's safest to go to Chikurin.
That's right!
Because there's no one going to Taihigoya.
No one goes to Taihigoya.
In the middle of winter or at night.
Okay, smart guy!
Yes, yes!
Okay, guest!
Are you only looking for one team?
How many teams are you looking for?
Of course, I think I'm looking for a team.
So it's not like you're following a car all the time?
You can tell right away, right?
So, from what I've heard, the most amazing thing is...
When you're driving at high speed, all four cars around you take pictures of you.
I've been photographed once a week.
That's amazing!
She's first class!
What did you get photographed of?
Please don't do that!
Please forgive me!
No one knows about it!
That's right! This person came to see me!
What did you get photographed of?
I was on the train, but there were reporters in every car.
You knew?
You didn't know anything about the reporters?
I was a little suspicious, so I lowered my shoulder bag...
Oh, you had a camera?
Yes.
And I was a little careless.
Later on, I heard that it was a newcomer.
I was a little suspicious.
So you could go anywhere in every car?
I could go anywhere, so I thought I couldn't escape.
And you got photographed of everything?
Everything.
What did you get photographed of?
At the time, I didn't do anything suspicious.
But there was something suspicious before that.
I was photographed of it, and then I was photographed of it again.
Oh, I see.
After that, I was reported of it.
I see.
I thought I might still be photographed of it.
Oh, you thought you might still be photographed of it.
Yes, but it's okay.
In that case, it's okay because you were careless.
But is there anyone who is more of an old woman's cameraman than me?
Is there anyone like that?
I asked a talent.
A mother and a daughter.
And the daughter is living in Tokyo.
And the mother is living in the countryside.
Only people who can talk with each other were in the store.
And you were photographed of it.
That's right.
You're not acting that much.
You're making it properly.
And you're a couple.
And if you think that couple is suspicious of you, you kiss them.
How much do you usually get for that kind of kiss?
I see.
Actually, you don't get that much of a bonus.
It's either one month or one year contract.
I asked the other day, and it was about the same as that of an ordinary salaryman.
In that case, if you think, "Oh, he's a reporter," and a talent says, "Okay, let's give him 100."
Can you make up for it?
But if you find out about it, you won't be able to do it for the rest of your life.
I might think about it if it's 100 million yen.
But it's probably a million yen.
So if you give him 100 million yen, he'll accept it?
I see.
I'll keep you posted.
Let me say something.
You can take his car, right?
Yes.
I think it's still a breach of privacy.
Yes, it is.
But you can't go inside his car, right?
No, you can't.
What does that line mean?
It says that the car is okay and that it's moving, right?
Yes, that's right.
Was it really moving?
I don't know about that.
If it's moving, it's definitely a breach of privacy.
I've never done it before, so I don't know.
You can't say it's a breach of privacy?
No, no, no.
It's hard to say it's a breach of privacy.
Is it a breach of privacy to take his car?
It's hard to say it's okay.
Of course, it's not okay for the general public.
I see.
For celebrities, if you say it, you might win.
You might win, but you don't want to be dragged down with that topic forever, do you?
You want to keep talking about it.
But if you put it on the scale of "I'll remember it once," you'll cry and say it's okay.
By the way, if you say it's a breach of privacy, where do you do it?
We won't let you know!
Shikurin vs. Higa is playing now.
It's a staircase dancing room in an apartment building.
That's not okay!
Do you want to show it?
That's not okay!
If it's a high-rise apartment building with 10 stories or more, no one gets on the elevator, right?
Like an emergency staircase?
Yes.
I thought it wouldn't come.
What do you think?
But...
But you might go.
Do you mean you'll go in?
You can't break into apartments.
You can't break in.
But if you want to go in, there's a way.
You're out.
Too bad.
Natsume?
How about inside a kotatsu?
Where?
Where is a kotatsu?
It's like a home party for everyone.
If everyone gets together...
If you're in a kotatsu, you can have a normal conversation.
With everyone.
The upper body.
What about the lower body?
No one will know you're in the lower body.
That kind of situation?
What kind of size is that?
It has to be a pretty small kotatsu, right?
It has a secure mesh, so it won't get in the way.
But if you succeed, you'll succeed.
What about the lower body?
The lower body for a home party?
I think that's a good idea.
I see.
You can win.
The lower body.
Anything else?
Yes, Tamosa.
I was recommended...
You were recommended?
What kind of lower body did you recommend?
Lake...
Lake... island?
Maybe just a lake?
Lake... island?
That's from the Sengoku period.
It's a castle built by warriors who can't be attacked.
It's a castle built around the Sengoku period.
You can't tell right away.
Even if there's someone weird, you can tell right away because it's a lake.
And you ride a kayak to the lake.
Kayak?
Where do you imagine going? Japan?
You can't go down there.
Right.
But you can just ride a kayak.
What did you do on your return trip?
I was looking for something.
You were looking for something.
You can do it.
That's what I was recommended.
Is it possible?
Should we sum it up?
Is it possible?
I heard a great comment.
Please tell us.
It says, "If it succeeds, it's a success."
That's great.
I want to give her something.
You're good at that.
It's not a big deal.
If it succeeds, it's a success.
If you have a sticker or something like that, I'd like to send it to you.
I don't have a sticker.
I don't have money.
I'm sorry.
Should we sum it up?
It's a success now.
If it succeeds, it's a success.
I see.
That's good news.
Should we move on?
Should we move on to the next one?
Are there any more stickers that will be released this year?
Are you excited about it?
Please tell us!
"Weekly Bunshun" is off-white.
What?!
"Bunshun" and "Fujiusu" didn't sell at all.
What?!
They didn't sell at all.
But, on the other hand...
"Bunshun" is getting more and more popular.
The general public?
"Bunshun" is getting more and more popular.
It's getting more and more popular.
Can you find it on a website?
Yes.
It's getting more and more popular.
"Muskuts" is also getting popular.
- Is it? - Yes.
"Muskuts" is in stock?
I'm not asking about it right now, but...
"Muskuts" is in stock for various reasons.
For example, photos.
Or "Muskuts" is kept warm.
Or "Fujiusu" that you mentioned.
Last year...
"Josei Seven" and "Bunshun" and "Friday" were chasing "Fulin".
- Three companies? - Three companies were chasing "Fulin".
- Were they the same people? - Were they the same people?
- Wow! - Wow!
But, since three companies were chasing "Fulin"...
It seems like "Fulin" was found out.
And, they are too cautious.
"Fulin" has been disbanded.
So, maybe...
They will chase "Fulin" again.
- Really? - Really?
- It's definitely too much. - It's definitely too much.
- Aoi-san, you are newly married. - Yes.
- Is your husband okay? - These two...
He finally got married.
So, you know how they say "It's okay" before getting married.
You don't have one, do you?
- No, I don't. - No, I don't.
- You don't have one? - You don't have one?
- You were chasing "Fulin"? - No, I don't.
I thought you were chasing "Fulin".
- You have one, don't you? - No, I don't.
- You do, don't you? - No, I don't.
That was a long time ago.
- That was a long time ago. - But you were single.
- You could date anyone. - You could date anyone.
- But you had to get married. - But you had to get married.
- That's right.
- It's all in the past. - It's all in the past.
- I feel like I want to scold you. - Please be careful.
- You'll soon eat the actor. - What? I'll eat him? - The actor? Really? - You're really young. - You're young and handsome. - Can we continue?
- The next one has changed a little bit, but... - Okay. - This one.
- Cannes drug trafficking incident. - Yes.
- This is... - Can you explain this briefly?
- Yes. - I'm sorry.
- There were seniors and juniors who were candidates for the Olympics. - Yes.
- These seniors and juniors kept catching up, so they got anxious. - Yes.
- At the Japanese championship in September of last year... - Yes.
- They put banned drugs, drugs that were banned for doping... - Yes.
- ...in their juniors' drinks. - Yes.
- And he drank it, so... - Yes.
- He was first place in the race... - Yes.
- As a result, he got caught up in doping. - Yes, yes.
- He became an adult. - Yes.
- However, it wasn't until November... - Yes.
- It was September... - Yes.
- It wasn't until November that he said he did it. - He said it.
- He said it in the form of a self-criticism. - Yes, yes.
- However, he had been winning until last year... - Yes.
- ...but it didn't start last year. - Yes.
- Well, if you look it up... - Yes.
- It started about seven years ago... - What?!
- He got caught up in paddling. - Yes, he got caught up in paddling.
- However, he did a little bit of psychology... - Yes.
- ...hiding things... - Yes.
- ...stealing his GPS... - Yes.
- That's important. - Yes.
- How about that? - Somehow, he also stole money once.
- I found out that he was doing other things. - Oh, this is...
- This is terrible. - Yes.
- It's a bit of a shame that he's been doing it for seven years. - Yes.
- Yes, that's why... - Yes.
- During the competition... - Yes.
- He is... - Yes.
- ...very top class in Japan... - Yes.
- ...but he didn't participate in all of the Olympics. - Yes.
- So, for example... - So, for example...
- ...he might have thought "this time I'll do it somehow"... - Yes.
- Oh... - Yes.
- This is terrible. This is... - This is...
- I think this is the only opinion that's not good... - Yes.
- But... - Yes.
- ...is there anyone who has their own opinion? - Hmm...
- Probably not. - Well, it's...
- But... - Yes.
- ...after seven years... - Yes.
- ...it's... - Yes.
- ...a pretty long obsession, isn't it? - Hmm...
- It's an obsession, isn't it? - Hmm...
- Hmm, hmm, hmm... - He had a...
- Hmm... - ...very weak heart all the time...
- Hmm... - ...that's what I felt.
- Ah... - He wasn't confident and passed away...
- This time... - Hmm...
- ...especially once... - Hmm...
- ...he retired, didn't he? - Hmm...
- But people around him... - Hmm...
- ...said "why don't you try it again?" - Hmm...
- And actually, his wife is also a canoeist... - Ah...
- And that person...
- Hmm... - ...won the championship in Beijing...
- Hmm... - ...or something like that...
- Hmm... - And then...
- Hmm... - ...his stepfather...
- Hmm... - ...set up a sports club for him...
- Oh, my... - Oh, my...
- And there... - Oh, my...
- I feel like... - Oh, my...
- ...that kind of... - Oh, my...
- ...he got caught, I think... - Everyone around him...
- ...tried so hard and tried so hard... - Hmm...
- Yes... - I see...
- By the way, what do you think?
- Was he hated by rivals...
- ...or people of the same trade as him...
- ...or did you do that?
- I'm sure he did!
- Oh...
- I'm sure he did! - I think he did!
- What... what did you do?
- I... I was bullied...
- Bullied! - Yes...
- Um... - What did you do?
- When I was an idol singer in the past... - Hmm...
- Um...
- I was doing things like "tweeting behind"... - Ah...
- And... - Hmm...
There were only about ten people who were being followed.
And yet, all of that information got exposed and spread on social media.
- What?! - It was hidden.
Even though only ten people saw it, and ten people trusted it.
- Ayuna was still hiding it, but only ten people followed her, and it got exposed? - Yes.
- So those ten people... - Close friends of ten people.
- Someone... - That's right.
You don't know who it was?
At the time, I was still young and couldn't look it up.
- I don't know it now. - In the first place, you shouldn't make a hidden account and say bad things about it!
- In the first place! - In the first place!
- You shouldn't say bad things about it! - What were you saying behind my back?
No, the problem at the time was...
That "fansama" thing...
- "Fansama"?! - "Fansama"?!
- "Fansama" all of a sudden?! - "Fansama" all of a sudden?!
- There's something I want to say! - Yes, say it!
At the time, it became a joke that I wrote "fansama" as "kimoi",
but at the time, I was at McDonald's, and the person in front of me was making really gross movements.
There was a poster of me and everyone else, and I was the only one who bent down and showed it like this.
- "Daifan"! "Daifan"! - "Daifan"!
- "Daifan"! "Daifansama"! - I was so scared! I was so scared!
- "Daifansama"! - I was so scared!
- At the time, I said "kimoi" in a bad way, but... - You said it!
But now, I really don't care about "fansama" anymore.
- It's self-defense, so I don't care about it anymore. - That's right!
- "Daifansama"! - "Daifansama"!
I'm sorry about that!
- Also, the visuals... - Clouds! Clouds! Clouds!
- Clouds! Clouds! - Clouds! Clouds!
- When I was 17... - When you were 17...
- Yes, I was a race queen... - You're lying!
Hide it in your umbrella!
- Hide it in your umbrella! - Hide your face in your umbrella!
Even at the time, I don't know if it was my face or not, but I wasn't popular.
I wasn't popular, and popular girls and non- popular girls were extremely discriminated against.
When I went to buy food, people said I was ugly and couldn't work.
- They kept saying that for a whole year! - Who told you that?
I told that story to girls, and they kept telling me that.
But I was frustrated, and after two years of working hard, they started to like me.
- Oh, it's a villain! - Now... Now it's different!
- Wait, Ms. Ishioka! - What?
- Wait, Ms. Ishioka! What's wrong with you? - Ms. Ishioka, what was funny?
- What was funny? - What was funny?
- Ms. Ishioka! - What?
- You kept saying for two years that I was ugly, and that was funny? - That was funny!
- I just had a bad imagination! - I know, right?
- But now I'm getting popular, and I'm getting older... - Right, I know!
- So I thought it wouldn't matter, but at the time I was really sad. - Ahh...
- You're crying! You're crying! - You're crying!
- It's a good story! - It's a good story!
- You're crying because you're imagining it. - She's crying! She's crying!
- She's crying. - Someone who has a lot of money is dangerous.
- She's been doing it! - She's been doing it.
- Who else? - Who else?
- Let's go with Ms. Fujiwara. - When I was a heroine on stage...
- You're lying! - You're lying!
- Don't lie! - You're lying!
- When I was doing it for real... - You're lying!
- I can't believe what you're saying! - You're lying!
- When I was doing it for real... - You're lying!
- There was a kissing scene! - That's enough!
- I don't know if it's funny or not... - You're lying!
- There was a woman who was dating a man who was doing a kissing scene. - There was a woman.
- She posted her Twitter and blog on a dating site. - That's terrible!
- It was like she was looking for a man. - That's terrible!
- She sent me a direct message. - "Go out with me. Do it with me."
- It was terrible. - You could tell that she was doing it.
- Her boyfriend apologized to her. - Because she was doing it?
- I'm jealous! - She apologized.
- That couple broke up. - Yes.
- They got married two months later. - What?
- I didn't know that. - With a woman?
- They were dating and they wanted something exciting. - They wanted something exciting!
- They wanted to fight.
- They got into a fight. - They said they wanted to hug each other for three months.
- An old man in a bar said that.
- He said that three months later.
- What about you, Ichigaya-san? - I worked part - time for the first time when I was a first-year high school student.
- I worked part-time as a family restaurant. - Yes.
- The manager was a woman. - Yes.
- About 60% of the staff were women. - Yes.
- I was a regular customer and I got along with the customers.
- But I was often called out by the manager. - What?
- But I was called out for no reason. - Yes.
- I was scolded for doing something wrong. - I see.
- There were other people who were open-handed. - I see.
- But they called me when they were serving customers. - I see.
- But they started to peel the clothes of customers. - I see.
- I was scolded for doing something wrong. - I see.
- I had to go home for a while when I was a first - year high school student. - I see.
- But I was always called out for doing something wrong. - What?
- I was called out for doing something wrong. - I see.
- I thought it was over and went home. - I see.
- I worked part-time for about six months. - I see.
- I was in a club and I thought I should quit. - I see.
- But I was scolded for doing something wrong. - I see.
- What's wrong with you? - I see.
- You were scolded for doing something wrong. - I see.
- What? - What's wrong with you?
- I was a manager who was over 40 years old. - I see.
- I was jealous of her being friendly with customers. - I see.
- I see.
- As a manager, I didn't want to be hated. - As a manager...
- I see. You were over 40 years old. - I couldn't forgive myself for being popular.
- You were over 40 years old and alone. - I see.
- I understand how you feel. - I see.
- Please forgive her. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- Can you summarize it? - Can you summarize it?
- I have a question for you, Ms. Hasegawa. - Yes.
- Did you actually tell your friends about it? - Yes, I did.
- I saw an article about it. - I see.
- I was exposed about it and apologized for saying bad things about my fans. - I see.
- But you didn't know it was you. - Yes.
- Only good friends can be forgiven and accepted. - I see.
- So there are good friends who can make you do your best. - I see.
- You like me a lot, don't you? - What?
- What's wrong?
- I think my friends are being hated for saying bad things about me.
- They should not be trusted like that. - I see.
- They may not think of you as friends. - Maybe.
- They may not. - They can be trusted because of work and others.
- Yes, they can be trusted because of work and others.
- I don't say the most important things. - I see.
That's sad.
You should do it so that people don't look down on you.
That's right.
Don't let people look down on you.
That's right.
Let's move on.
Next is this.
Ta-da!
Another sunny day.
It's really sunny.
Sunny day.
It's a little famous, isn't it?
I'm sure you know about it.
It was a sunny day when they were selling and renting uniforms.
But on the day of the adults' ceremony, it was cloudy and no one came.
About 100 new adults couldn't attend the ceremony.
When I looked up the results, it turned out that the president's compensation was 60 million Japanese yen.
That much?
Yes.
That's terrible.
It's a sunny day, isn't it?
I can only say that it's terrible.
If you do that, can you pay back the compensation?
Of course you can't pay it back.
You're getting money from customers, aren't you?
That's right.
There are also kimonos I'm keeping.
But I haven't returned them.
I don't know if it's true or not.
But if you sell it, you may not know.
Anyway, you can't catch it at all.
You may have caught it overseas.
It's a financial crisis, isn't it?
It's a rumor, though.
Oh, you've got it there.
It's already planned, isn't it?
That's right.
She was thinking of running away on the day of her birthday party.
It's really impossible on that day.
It's impossible.
Did you all have a normal birthday party?
We had a party.
You didn't have a birthday party or anything like that?
It was a very snowy day for me.
Oh, where?
It's Kanagawa.
In Kanagawa?
It was too snowy and I couldn't walk at all.
I was wearing sweatpants, but everyone changed their sneakers.
It was too snowy and I couldn't wear anything like a skirt.
I changed my sneakers and walked around.
In Yokohama.
You didn't do well on a daily basis.
And that school year.
And you're all in a bad shape, aren't you?
No, no, no, not at all.
I wore a silver hoody for once.
No, no, no.
Silver, silver.
It's really cute.
Gold and silver.
Girls like that, right?
Showing off like an oiran.
With the obi in front of you.
Which one? Which one?
The one where you pull out your collar.
It's a trend, right?
Right?
We have a few photos of your birthday parties.
Birthday parties are a recent trend, so I don't think it's changed much.
Oh!
Kara, you're cute!
You're cute, so I don't have to show you.
Oh!
Cute!
You're good at kimonos.
Are you a good girl?
It was expensive.
Did you buy it?
I didn't buy it, but it was very expensive even if I rented it.
But you can tell by the kimono.
It's a good quality.
It's 16 years ago.
I see.
Thirty years ago.
It hasn't changed.
This is good.
Thank you.
I'll show you more.
What's this?
Who is it?
It's Ishioka.
Her hair is different.
She's from Nagoya.
Nagoya Castle was popular.
Your hair is amazing.
It's cool.
Don't you think she's cuter than now?
No way!
I didn't say anything about you.
You haven't changed much.
You're so funny.
You're tired now.
I'm calm now.
She's a gyaru.
She's cute.
Here's another one.
What's this?
Gasson!
Who's this?
Gasson!
It's Shichigo!
Isn't she cute?
She's cute!
She's wearing a light pink kimono.
She's cute!
She was at a rental shop and she said, "I want to see a fairy!"
Huh?!
Who said that?
She's cute!
She's a Filipino hidden language.
A Filipino hidden language?
A Filipino hidden language came to Japan and said "what's up?"
She had a father who knew her.
She looks like her father.
Maybe they have a connection?
Maybe.
She's cute!
She's a Filipino hidden language.
She had a father like that.
I actually have one, too!
What?!
I don't think she was caught on a sunny day, but she has a father like that.
Who?!
Kuro-san!
She's cute!
Why aren't you wearing a kimono?
I didn't want my parents to see me grow up.
That's why I'm not wearing a kimono.
I've always been a child.
My rebellious period is still going on.
I didn't want my parents to see me grow up.
So you didn't prepare a kimono or a mother?
I didn't.
I was already working at the time.
I didn't keep in touch with my parents.
What did you study? Tochigi or Ibaragi?
Ibaragi.
So you went back to Ibaragi.
That's right. I went back to Ibaragi.
What are you talking about?
Onigiri.
What's that?
Is it a camera?
It's not medicine.
It's okay. You can show it to us.
You can show it to us.
It's dangerous.
It's a little troublesome.
The courage of someone with an idea is exciting.
I'm sure I'll be in trouble if I do it wrong.
It's a little dangerous.
I don't know how to do it.
I'm a little scared of that time.
I'm not used to being your friend yet.
I'm scared of you, Kurosawa.
And you may feel the era, but here it is.
I'm sure it's here.
It's not cute.
Where is it cute?
Who said it's cute?
It's Dobusu, isn't it?
Are you wearing white makeup?
No, I'm not.
It's not my first time wearing makeup, but it's the first time someone has done it properly for me.
You've been wearing white makeup for a long time.
Did you all wear matching red lipsticks?
No, it's not like that.
These colored lipsticks were in fashion at the time.
Imai Miki.
Yes.
I can't focus.
Imai Miki's red lipstick.
Imai Miki doesn't focus at all.
Not at all.
I'm sorry for making you wait so long.
No, not at all.
I'm sorry.
We're all mentally strong.
Do you want another one?
Momoiro Clover Z and Momoka Ariyasu have joined forces.
It's a new group.
She announced it on her blog on January 15th.
She graduated with a live performance on January 21st.
But she came back from a zero-year-old child's role.
She wants to go back to her normal life and normal girls.
She wants to retire.
That's the real reason.
It's too early to retire.
Is there another reason behind it?
I don't think so.
She wants to take a day off.
It's been 22 years.
She wants to live a normal life.
Maybe she's tired of teaching online.
Maybe she wants to study abroad.
Here's something.
Annual students of Mustcruts have decreased to 14 now.
That's a lot!
She doesn't really care about it!
She didn't want to be there but she's left school now.
Are you bullying her?
I'm not in the mood for bullying!
Did you not mind any less recent training?
The leader didn't come earlier, is it okay?
The leader quit?
The leader didn't come this year either.
The leader didn't come this year, but you didn't quit, right?
It's okay, right?
Is it okay for everyone to think that she will quit?
It's okay now.
It's okay now?
Aoi Tsukasa-chan said she wanted to quit.
She said it?
Aoi Tsukasa-chan said it?
She hasn't come this year, right?
She said she wanted to quit.
She said it's okay now?
But she hasn't come this year.
Has everyone contacted her?
We don't know.
She hangs up LINE right away.
She hangs up LINE right away?
She hangs up LINE and doesn't have any members.
She can't contact anyone.
No, she has a cell phone.
She's a wolf.
If you're watching, please contact us!
If you have any questions, we'll consult you.
Usa-chan, are you okay?
Are you used to it?
Are you thinking of quitting?
I'm not thinking of quitting.
I'm worried about you.
You're not worried about me, right?
Today, you talked with Miwa-chan.
What's with that reaction?
You're surprised you're told you're happy.
I was looking forward to it.
I was wondering if it was me.
You're going with her, right?
We'll try our best.
I see.
By the way, "mascots" may end one day.
Do you have any plans for your second life?
Yes, we do.
What about you, Tamo-san?
My dream is to get married.
I like that.
My second life is to get married.
Right now, I'm aiming for Tamori.
Your second life is...
I'm still alive, but I want to live my second life as the real Tamori Misaki.
Are you lying now?
I'm not lying now, but there are many things.
That's amazing.
Right?
I'm not lying.
I want to get married!
Okay, what is your second life like?
Are you single?
I'm single.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I haven't had one for over ten years.
What?!
What do you do when you get sick?
My sister is divorced and she lives with her sister's child.
That's amazing!
I get paid for it.
You get paid for it?
Have you cheated?
I've never cheated.
You shouldn't have.
It seems you can't do it now.
I can't do it now.
If I did it now, I wouldn't have a job, so I can't do it now.
When will the cheating boom end?
It won't end.
Aren't you full?
Even though we're full, we still check it out in January.
We have no choice but to be careful.
Each of you, right?
Understood.
Now, let's go to the corner that was very popular last time.
It's time for midnight sexy shopping!
That's right!
What should we do? Should we buy it?
Should we buy it?
What will we do today?
I wonder...
Midnight...
Sexy Shopping!
Yay!
In this cold season, when you're alone and lonely,
you lonely boys and lonely girls out there!
Midnight Sexy Shopping!
We'll deliver adult products that will warm you up to your core!
We'll introduce a lot of adult products that you can only get here tonight!
What could it be?
Everyone, don't forget to warm up your nostrils and prepare your notes!
Now...
Oh, Ishoka-san, by the way...
Yes?
Are there foods you hate?
Foods I hate? Of course! I'm human too, so of course there are!
What is it?
Um... I actually hate sour strawberries!
Ah, there are sour strawberries, right?
But for those of you who don't like those foods, we have news for you!
Today...
Ta-dah!
It's this!
Hyper Delicious Spray X!
It's just milk, so it's just a regular spray, right?
But it's actually a magical spray!
You can try it like this...
With strawberries you hate...
Yes!
Just spraying this on will make you taste even better!
Really?
Here I go!
That's mysterious...
Shoo, shoo, make it taste good!
Yes! Now it really tastes good!
- Really? - Really!
If you think you've been fooled, try it!
It looks sour!
Will it taste good?
- Thank you for it! - Thank you for it!
- How is it? - It's sweet!
- Isn't it? - It's sweet!
This spray is really amazing.
The magic gas inside of it,
just by spraying it on food you don't like,
it becomes really delicious!
- There's more! - Yes!
- Let's try something like this. - What is it?
Ta-da!
- Goya! - Goya!
Yes! Of course, even if you sprinkle it on goya,
it becomes really delicious!
But I really like this bitter goya!
- You like it? - Yes!
I think it's easier for people who don't like goya to eat it.
- That's true. - There might be people who don't like it.
Yes, people who don't like raw goya.
Natsume-san! Natsume-san!
- Please come! - Natsume-san!
- Natsume-san!
There's good news!
Goya becomes delicious!
- Please come, Natsume-san! - But...
- Wait, I didn't ask you! - Natsume-san!
- Wait!
- Please come! - There's people who don't like goya, right?
- We love goya! - We love goya!
- Natsume-san! - You're lying!
- Wait! Really!
- It's okay, Natsume-san. - Yes, Natsume-san!
- Let's try it! - Natsume-san's goya!
Even if you sprinkle it on goya you don't like,
it becomes really delicious!
Let's try it!
Shun! Shun! Shun!
Become delicious!
Shun! Shun! Shun!
Become delicious!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
Try it!
- Try it! - It really changes, right?
- Try it! - The goya becomes sweet!
- It becomes like a sweet! - That's right!
- It's delicious! Try it! - Please try it!
Ah, it's good!
It's delicious!
- It's delicious, right? - It's delicious!
- It's delicious and sweet, right? - It's delicious!
- How is it? - It's sweet, right?
- It hurts! - A little more!
- Become delicious!
Shun! Shun! Shun!
Become delicious!
- Here you go! - Try it!
Don't make it into a picture!
Ah, it's delicious! It's delicious, right?
- It's delicious! It's delicious! - It's delicious!
Now, let me tell you about the price!
If you don't like it, sprinkle it on goya and it becomes delicious!
Magic Spray! Hyper Delicious Spray X!
Now, sprinkle it on goya and it becomes 369,800 yen!
And it's Japanese style!
It's a commercial!
It's good, isn't it?
Let's take a bath in the middle of the night!
Next up is "sexy rock-paper-scissors in the middle of the night"!
Now, for the most popular segment...
Chira Mitsuya-san, please be the judge.
Yes!
Please do.
It's a segment you love.
It's a segment I strangely like.
We're in the preliminaries now, but this is the third match.
Yes!
First up is the blue lipstick segment!
"Nationalistic lipstick"!
Mikami Yua!
Next up is the red lipstick segment!
"That summer's lipstick"!
Kogawa Yui!
Shall we begin?
First up is Mikami.
Set!
Oh!
Oh, that's nice!
Is it here?
Oh, no!
It's stuck to the hook!
Oh, no!
Is it okay?
It's barely there!
There it is!
That's intense!
What are you doing?
Oh, no!
She wants to put it on!
She's eating it!
That's nice!
Okay?
Here we go!
Ready...
She can't move forward at all.
Hurry up! Hurry up! We don't have much time!
Yui, please do your best!
Ready...
Go!
We don't have much time!
Ken!
Time's up!
That was great!
We don't have much time, so let's move on!
Koukou... Koka!
Ready... Set!
Oh my! She's doing it with her mouth!
Oh my!
They're doing it together!
What a technique!
Oh my!
We only have one minute left!
They're doing it together!
Sai...
Shouwa...
Agu...
That's a short one!
Jump!
Ken!
Da!
There's a reason for that!
Time's up!
That was a good match!
Who did you choose?
Red!
Their technique with the lid was new!
The sound was great, too!
The last "pa" was good, too!
"Pa" was good, too!
Wakanasuke, you're going to win the preliminary round!
Please do your best until the finals!
We'll see you next week!
See you next week!
Bye bye!
See you next week! Bye bye!