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It's the new year, isn't it? It's 2018 now.
What a happy year!
What did you do for New Year's Day?
For New Year's Day, I went to Taiwan with Michiko Shimizu.
Oh my!
It's true!
She did!
You went together!
What?!
What a coincidence!
You went together!
What did you do in Taiwan?
We went to eat panchira.
You went to eat panchira in Taiwan?!
Shouzaku Sousou!
Please don't eat panchira!
I wanted to see fireworks!
The fireworks were beautiful, weren't they?
There weren't any fireworks!
How far can you go?!
You didn't go, did you?
I went to Hanoi with Itou Asako.
Hanoi?!
What did you do in Hanoi?
Let me see...
I had sex!
I had sex with a Vietnamese woman.
It's a free love.
It's a free love, since we're overseas.
First of all, we have a message from Muscats!
This time, we'd like to specially...
Oh, she cut her hair. "this time, we'd like to specially..."
"this time, we'd like to specially..." "friend..."
"friend..." No, not "friend," I'm sorry!
friend...
As a New Year's Day gift,
we'd like to send an autographed CD
to those who followed and retweeted
our member's autographed CD!
We're waiting for your retweets!
Thank you!
Huh? Did you cut your hair, Aoi-san?
I did.
To change my mood.
Oh, Cine...
You have to go with a new feeling, right?
You're cute.
I understand.
Then, Cine, here's the first one!
Midnight Ride Show Presents
New Year's Midnight Ride Show!
Yay!
Good job!
Yay!
You're good at this!
You're energetic!
That's right! This time, "New Year's..."
New Year's Midnight Ride Show Presents,
we'd like to sing about the news that became a hot topic last year,
whether it's good or bad,
let's forget about it cleanly and clearly!
This is suitable for the first episode of 2018!
Ah, there were a lot of things.
There were, in 2017!
Ah, shall we begin?
First up is the first incident.
Here it is.
Bam!
Unreleased Tunes from the Entertainment World!
Ah, I wonder what it is!
It was Becky!
Becky!
It was Becky!
It's been going on for a while now!
Ah, and now she's talking in freestyle!
She's been talking for a while now!
Ah, I forgot to introduce her!
Who is she?
Akiko!
Akiko has been going on for a while now!
She's been going on for a while now!
Is there anything you're interested in, everyone?
Something like "this is just a little bit"...
"Off-white"!
What?
"Off-white"!
Ah, "off-white", right?
Thank you!
Where do you say "off-white" to Aya?
But in reality...
We do say it, right?
Well, well, well...
I'm sure you do.
I wanted you to say it clearly.
If you say "off-white", well, you can't say it, right?
You're a girl, after all.
I don't know if "success" feels good or not,
but once you remember it, it's really hard.
Yeah.
So...
You're taking too much of my time.
What's wrong?
You remember how you felt last time, right?
That's why you're all doing this, right?
That's right.
Right?
You should forget about it at least once.
No, once you remember it, your brain...
Your brain...
It'll flash back, so you can't say it.
Have you ever had a heart attack or something like that?
No, no, no...
Please, can you say you've had it before?
You've had it, right?
You've had it in the past, right?
Ah, you've had it!
That's good!
In the past...
I've dated the most famous person in the world.
Eh, is there a thrill to it?
Ah, it's like...
It's a really good relationship, and it's easy...
Ah, it's easy for you?
It's easy for you, too?
It's not like I'm that serious or anything like that.
Ah, I see...
How long was it?
Eh, about a year, I think.
Ah, I see...
As a result, how does it end like that?
Ah, well...
Hmm, let's see...
We don't see each other that much anymore.
You don't see each other anymore?
Eh, how was it?
But until then, it felt good.
Shut up, you!
It's not about sex!
Really?
Stop it and listen to me slowly!
Sex...
No, it's not about feeling good, it's about sex.
Wait, let's have sex for once, for real.
Let's have it, for real.
At last, no one's scared and won't let go of my hand!
Let's have it!
At last, you're weak!
Does it feel good?
It feels good!
Is that so?
Die, sex, for real.
Ah...
Ah, it feels good...
Eh, that's a vulgar laugh!
Da-ha-ha!
Um...
Da-ha-ha!
Stop it!
Da-ha-ha!
That's a vulgar laugh, right?
Vulgar laugh...
Ah, I don't like it, I don't like it!
Really...
Vulgar!
Let's sing!
Sing!
Do you want to sing?
Just one song?
Yes.
Then, shall we go?
Uh...
Then, "Entertainer's Choreography Question".
"A song that can be forgotten beautifully".
Please continue with two songs!
Huh?
Whose song is it?
This song?
Wow!
What's wrong with you?
"Entertainer's Choreography Question".
Thank you!
Hey, don't do it!
Don't do it!
Hey!
Give me a wink!
Hey!
I like winks!
To me!
It's so painful that I can't stand it, wide show
I was crossing my friend's LINE
I lost my job because I was caught as an entertainer
Our lips met and we had a sweet trap
Just Flynn again, I can't stop
Being targeted by the fractional method
My heart is pounding, I'm being targeted
Just Flynn again, I can't stop
Being targeted by the fractional method
My heart is pounding, I'm being targeted
That's how it is.
How was it, Aoi-san, singing?
Is it okay if you don't say that?
Is it okay? Is it on?
It was refreshing.
Refreshing?
Was it refreshing?
Yes.
The key wasn't right.
It was high.
Should we do it again? Is it okay?
It's okay.
Is it okay?
Aoi-san, aren't you wearing stockings on top of black bread?
Huh?
Aoi-san, are you okay? Are you wearing stockings?
Stockings on top of black bread?
Stockings. The stockings are sticking out of the center.
Rule change! Rule change!
What's going on?
You have to wear a swimsuit.
Oh!
You did it early in the new year.
Rule change!
Why?
She definitely did it on purpose.
It's a black swimsuit.
It's black.
Something's decided about this white swimsuit.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Check it out.
Give me your wink.
Wink.
Give me your wink.
Wink.
Give me your wink.
Why?
Wink.
Why?
Aoi-san, can you show me your eyes?
Your center line are swaying.
Let me see your blue monkey heart for a moment.
What kind of streaks are coming out of it?
Akiko-chan, stop it! Akiko-chan, take it off! Akiko-chan!
What kind of streaks are coming out of it?
Streaks are coming out!
Akiko-chan, stop it!
Stop putting streaks on your blanket! Really!
Streaks are not coming out!
Everyone is wearing white but only you have streaks!
Streaks are not coming out!
Streaks are not coming out of your center line!
Akiko-chan likes streaks.
I like streaks the most!
Streaks are not coming out!
Did you find a girl's streak?
I'm sorry, but I can see it from here.
The past streak is coming out.
No?
Please don't sing without permission.
What do you mean "give me a wink"?
You should sing with me.
Streaks are fine.
The next incident is...
Compliance problem.
What is this?
Does it ring?
For example?
I'm not talking about this now, but...
When we were in the market, we wore swimsuits as a rule.
We were not allowed to show our swimsuits.
Even if we say "we are wearing swimsuits", we are treated like underwear.
Oh, my!
Then your streak is definitely not good.
Yoshida-san, you often sing a song.
Yes, I sing "sex and beach"...
"on the"...
sex and the beach
I sing it myself.
If I sing it, I can't show my sex part.
What?
Even if it's a song, you can't show it?
You can't.
It's lyrics.
It's rude.
It's rude for artists.
You are serious.
I see.
You can also make a rule.
You can make a rule.
When I was cosplaying for Halloween,
I tried to dress up like a kindergarten teacher.
But I couldn't.
Why?
Maybe because I was trying to make a young girl...
You couldn't dress up like a schoolgirl.
That's why you couldn't.
It affects my erotic work.
You can't say "jk" or "schoolgirl" in your work.
But you can't say "skirt" now.
I...
You said it.
You can't lie!
You can't, right?
I can't.
When we were shooting "gravure"...
You can't!
She's lying.
I'm not lying!
What?
When we were shooting "gravure"...
We had to wear school uniforms and shoot a scene where we surrender.
Why?
We couldn't wear school uniforms.
We had to take off our school uniforms and show our swimsuits.
You released a DVD with a lot of butt-hugs, right?
Yes, I released it last year.
Don't talk so excitedly!
If it's Aiko-chan, I'm out.
It seems like Aiko-chan is out.
I'm out of it.
What?
Mihiro is out of it?
I'm out of it.
As an existence?
Yes.
There is a group that dances cool, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That person said that if Mihiro comes out, she won't come out.
What?
It's not an image down, but...
That group was supposed to come out, wasn't it?
That group won't come out, right?
No, no, no.
They definitely won't come out, this shitty group.
This kind of group.
That's right.
But you can still sing "Chinko no Uta" here, right?
That's right.
You can still sing it.
That's right.
TV mangas are all about Aiko-chan now, so it's boring.
It's boring.
TV people are boring.
It's boring.
TV people are boring.
You should stop it.
Most of it is because of the TV people doing it now.
Now, everyone doesn't make money on TV.
You want to do it more, don't you?
You want to show your boobies more?
Do you want to show your boobies?
I do!
I agree with you.
I want to show my boobies.
You want to show... me?
No.
In the past, we saw it even in "Bakatoro."
We did.
We saw it in the bath scene in elementary school.
It made no sense, right?
We saw it in the scene where she bathed her boobies.
It's getting less and less funny.
The show ends.
That's right. For example?
Like "thank you" or something like that.
You should show it first!
She ran away! She ran away in an instant!
There's one more, right?
Well, you know...
If you attack in that order...
We haven't done it yet!
Well...
Why?!
We won't do it today.
What?!
We won't do it today.
Why?!
It's only the last time.
If we have a chance, we'll say it.
Which one do you want?!
Akiko-chan wants it, too.
She won't call you "Mecha-kyan" at all.
Akiko-chan, which one do you want?!
Was it "Mecha-yuki" and "Okage"?
She's feeling the pressure from behind...
From behind...
Mecha-yuki
"Mecha-yuki" is scary...
I'm scared...
It's weird to do it like that...
It's really weird...
I wanted to kill you...
You couldn't swim at all and you were dropped in the sea...
I'm scared...
Shall we go?
Let's sing the song "compress" in a way you can forget it.
Go ahead!
Say!
Ja-ja-ja-jan! Ja-ja-jan!
"Compress"!
Yay!
There are many seasons of anger...
I'm "compress", baby!
I'm "metabolism", baby!
I'm "compress", baby!
I'm "metabolism", baby!
I'm "discrimination", baby!
I'm "metabolism", baby!
I'm "compress", baby!
I'm "extreme", baby!
I'm "metabolism", baby!
I'm "compress", baby!
"Special class", "secondary class"
Your claims...
"extreme beauty", "big bomb"
"Sensitivity", no way, baby!
"Dancing", no way, baby!
"Tanking", no way, baby!
"BBBB", oh!
Yay!
K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k- k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k
k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k
It doesn't sound like a song you'd sing.
Yes.
What did you think of Kojima-san singing it?
I thought I'd just blow away the compliment.
Are you really thinking about it?
I'm thinking about it.
Compliment, zun zun zun!
Zun zun zun!
That's right, please do that.
Are you going for the next one?
I'm not sure, I'm eating sesame seeds or something.
Is it better to eat sesame seeds, or not?
Sesame seeds?
It's better to eat sesame seeds or not.
Is it better to eat rice?
Is it an activation of the brain?
Sesame seeds?
I wonder if NERD LAGGER only eats jelly-like things.
That's right.
Can I say it properly?
Next, here it is!
There was a major challenge by SHOHEI OTANISHI.
This is going to be a major one, isn't it?
Well, it seems like he's going to play an active role.
Do you have any thoughts about this?
Right now?
It's cool.
It's cool, and of course it's a double throw.
It's a double throw, but it's like throwing a ball 160 kilometers away.
If it goes to the major again, I think Japan will be lonely again.
Pants and mic position.
Pants and mic position are funny.
And double throw...
I don't know!
Which one should I put it on?
What? Which one should I put it on?
Why do you put it vertically?
If you put it like that, I'm going to be lonely again.
There's a change. What is it?
What is a double throw?
I see. Is there anyone who can explain a double throw?
SHOHEI-san.
You can hit it or you can throw it.
That's cool!
Are you asking about a double throw at night?
No, I thought you could throw it with your right hand and your left hand.
Right hand and left hand...
Like a pitcher.
You can throw it and you can also pitch it.
Have you ever dated a baseball player?
Please tell me about it!
If it's about the past, it's fine.
If it's about the past...
Leader! Leader!
Leader!
Asuka Kirada has it.
But you've had a drink together, right?
We've had a drink together!
Thank you very much.
Please tell me about it!
SHOHEI-san.
It's said that you can hit it or you can throw it at night.
What does it mean?
It's said that you can hit it or you can throw it at night.
Hit it or throw it at night?
Who's hitting it?
Hit it or throw it at night?
Me?
Yes.
Who said it?
It wasn't written in the profile.
It wasn't written in the profile that you can hit it or throw it at night.
You're not one of Mori's members, are you?
No, I'm not.
It's because you're fat, right?
No, I'm not.
You're just fat.
Isn't it Mineo?
It's not Mineo Watanabe.
It's not Mineo Watanabe who made you fat.
It's different.
It's a song.
It's different.
You're a man.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is that okay?
No second take?
No, no second take for baseball players.
Baseball players.
It's cool.
Let's listen to the song.
Let's listen to "Blessing on Major Adjustment" by Shouhei Otani.
Here we go!
"Blessing on Major Adjustment" by Shouhei Otani.
Challenging Major's dream, Shouhei
Admittedly an absolute beginner
Trying to polish his amazing side
Fighting against the world
Someday we'll all set out
Overflowing with talent, we won't stop
"Slider" "Change up" "Curb"
Don't be fooled by "slider"
I'm watching you, "slider"
So you don't lose, so you don't get killed
Shine like "slider"
"Slider" "Change up" "Curb"
"Shohei" "I like you"
She's definitely not looking at you.
Is Shofuku-tei looking at you?
Shofuku-tei and Yellow Glasses might be looking at you.
Shall we continue?
Instagram
"Instagram" has become popular.
Do you care about "instagram" too?
What do you care about the most?
When do you get the most "likes"?
When you take good photos.
Or when you look fashionable.
Shut up!
Why?
For example?
For example, when you go to a cafe.
You go to a cafe and look for a good angle of you and your coffee.
Isn't "instagram" too much of an "instagrammer" thing?
She keeps telling me to quit "instagram" but I won't.
"instagram" is your personal freedom.
Stop it!
Look at me!
How many "likes" do you get?
"likes" are about 700.
The last time I saw it, it was 15.
What are you talking about?
"chinese" is like "freshly fried" is like 15.
"freshly fried" is like...
Shut up!
"killed" is like 30.
Shut up!
"killed" is not allowed.
"instagram" is done by cool people.
It's not cool at all.
Who's "instagram" is the most popular?
Who has the most "followers"?
Yua-chan!
How many "followers" does Yua-chan have?
600,000.
Wow!
What do you usually post?
I post fashion and make-up items for girls.
It's not about men.
I mainly post boobs for men.
That's how I get the most "likes".
Boobs or make-up?
I don't know.
You don't know?
You don't know, do you?
I don't know anything.
Show me your boobs.
I don't show my boobs.
It's about fashion...
I told you to kill me!
You're disgusting!
You're "instagram" is not about men!
"instagram" is about men!
You can't "kill" me!
"Kill" you!
You can't "kill" me!
You're "instagram" is not about men!
Let's listen to "instagram" song.
Take a picture in front of a stylish wall.
A huge pancake.
Take a picture from above.
In Starbucks, you hold a mark with a cool pose.
In McDonald's and Frappuccino, you take a picture in monochrome.
Hiding the world view.
With a pasting app, you perfectly deceive people with daikon goji.
You can get "like" right away.
You can also get "like" for cooking photos at home.
Yes, the contents are still material, but...
Instagram
Instagram!
You're terrible!
You're terrible at singing!
I'm sorry, I got nervous.
You didn't have a loud voice, did you?
We didn't get along.
I like Mipoli, you know.
Yeah, we're Mipoli's generation.
Yeah, we've been defeated.
I want to treasure Mipoli, so please keep it a secret.
Keep it a secret from C.
From C, right?
Do you want to sing? Oh! Do you want to continue?
It's a new segment!
What is it?
It's midnight sexy shopping time!
Shiraishi-san, Natsume-san, please!
Midnight
Sexy
Shopping!
It's started!
Lonely boy and lonely girl spending their cold season together.
We deliver adult items that are hot to your heart.
Sexy shopping in midnight!
Tonight, we will introduce a lot of adult items that you can only get here.
So everyone, make your nostrils hot and don't forget to prepare your notes!
Alright, let's introduce today's items!
Okay!
Natsume-san, is there any food you don't like?
Of course there is! I'm human, so of course there is!
Is that so? Is that so?
I'm not good with bitter foods, you know?
If you're not good with bitter foods and heard something nice,
this is good news for you!
Ta-dah!
Here it is!
W-what is this?
This is "Magic Furikake Furifurinzet No. 7"!
That's an amazing name, Chai-san!
That's right!
"Magic Furikake"!
Just what is this?
If you sprinkle this on foods you don't like,
it will change to a flavor you like!
Really?
That's right!
Alright, let's...
Sprinkle this...
Bitter...
Goya!
Let's sprinkle it on!
Goya is bitter!
Goya! Goya!
It's really bitter, you know?
That's right! But, you know...
It's spicy, but it's not bitter, right?
I'm not good with bitter foods.
If you sprinkle this on foods you like, it will change to a flavor you like!
That's amazing!
- That's right! - Really?!
- It's true! - This...
It's true, it's true! The other day, I made goya into an orange flavor.
- It became an orange flavor?! - Yes, I made it into an orange flavor.
- You can make it into a flavor you like? - You can make it into a flavor you like!
What flavor do you think this goya should become?
I think it should become a melon flavor.
Because you like melon.
Look, it's here! Even if it's too easy...
It'll become a melon flavor, you know?
Here I go!
Watch carefully!
This FuriFuriZero7...
Impossible! Impossible!
It's not good! It's not good!
- Is this picture really okay? - It's not good!
- Look, I'll melt it for you! - I don't think it's a good picture!
- Look!
Look! It's become your favorite melon flavor, Natsume-san!
Please go ahead and eat it!
- It's not good! - It's not good!
- I really don't like it! - I think you've been fooled!
- It's a melon flavor! - It'll really become a melon flavor, right?
- Yes, it will! - It's bitter!
- Yes! - Yes!
Please go ahead and eat it!
You're really brave.
Ouch!
I'm shaking! I'm shaking!
How is it?
Melon?
What flavor?
Melon?
What flavor is it?
It's melon flavor.
Melon flavor.
I'll add some yogurt.
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's melon flavor, isn't it?
It's melon flavor.
Definitely melon flavor.
Let's say one more bite.
One more bite?
This is the most...
See, it's the most painful part.
Here.
Let's go over here.
Let's eat it.
Shake it in your mouth. Go!
Go?
How is it?
I'm shaking! I'm shaking!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What is it?
What flavor is it?
Melon?
It's melon, isn't it?
Melon?
It's melon.
It looks delicious.
The price for this is...
We caught some ingredients we don't like.
Magic Watermelon
Purple Rinzetto
7 of them.
If you buy it now,
you can get 3 more goya.
The price is...
529,800 yen!
It's expensive!
It's cheap!
It's cheap, isn't it?
Goya also came with us.
That's right.
If you eat it now,
we will come to your house
and give it to you.
We won't wait for your call!
That's all for "Sexy Shopping at Midnight"!
What flavor is it?
It's melon.
Is it good?
Midnight Wine Show
Oh, it's gone out of business.
Oh, it's dark. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. How does it get cold?
But you had good eyes. You had really completely normal eyes.
Yes!
I had good eyes like "Oh, I have to contact the health care center!", you know.
You had sick eyes.
Yes, I had very good eyes.
Well, that's good.
Yes!
Shall we go to the second half?
The second half. First of all, the case is this one.
Is it opened?!
Oh, no!
- We're still in the middle of it, right? - Yes.
- The question about the Sumo world... - It's hard.
- Is it deep in your heart? - It's deep in my heart.
It's deep in my heart. There are things you can't say.
- What is it? - What is it?
It's probably about tradition and stuff like that.
- Do you have any opinions? - Do you have any opinions?
- About the Sumo world? - Yes.
- Well... - You're busy.
- I don't know who's telling the truth. - I see.
- Someone is lying. - Yes.
- Well, there's only one truth. - Yes.
But violence is no good either way.
But when it comes to you, you might be a little surprised.
- You're overdoing it. - Yes.
- You might keep hitting people in silence. - Yes.
- You might not be able to eat. - Yes.
Do you have any stories about violence?
- Violence? - Violence?
- No, we don't. - No, we don't.
- We don't have violence. - No.
- But if my junior is talking and I'm using my phone... - Yes.
- ...and I'm talking to my boyfriend... - Yes.
- That's exactly what's happening. - Yes.
- Then... - Yes.
- It'll come to you. - Oh.
- Your hands might go up. - Yes.
- You'd want to hit people with your phone. - But you know what?
- She's my junior. - Junior?
- She's my junior! - She's my junior!
- Well, you know... - But she's my junior.
- Yes, she's my junior. - Yes, she's my junior.
- I'm 35 years old, so... - But she's my junior in a life-long relationship.
- In a life-long relationship. - Yes, but...
- But in a life-long relationship, she's my junior! - Yes.
Mihiro-san came here. Her voice is coming up because it's hard to do it.
- Your junior is younger than you. - "Hard to do it" but her voice is coming up.
I-I-I can feel it a little!
Please don't think like "bang" like that.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll be careful.
That's right, please get along with her.
Let's get along with each other.
I guess that's it for sumo. I hope it will be resolved soon.
I want to see muscat sumo.
Ah, muscat. You like women's sumo, don't you?
I love women's sumo.
Shall we go?
Let's listen to a song that will help you forget about sumo.
Here we go!
Ah, it's a comical song.
Ah, I know this song.
Hey!
Watch where you're pointing!
She's right.
She's pointing at you.
What? Don't hit me!
Don't hit me!
Don't hit me in the building!
Actually, I grabbed the karaoke remote and hit you!
Because you were texting her while you were singing,
I grabbed the karaoke remote and hit you!
Hey, I don't want to retire.
Even if I do, I'll retire.
If I retire, I'll throw away the remote
and buy bacon in Mongolia.
You'll buy muscat in Mongolia?
Bacon, right?
What did you say?!
What's up?
Did you do it?!
If you don't stop me now, I'll really do it!
Wasn't there a second one?
There isn't a second one.
There isn't?!
Then you said it properly at the end.
I said it properly at the end.
Then whatever.
You told me to go, so I went.
I'll do something meaningless.
It's not scary!
It's powerful!
This game is already powerful and sexy!
That's why it didn't make a sound and I got stuck.
I was like a little girl.
I wanted to make it plain and I wanted to make it the worst.
It's powerful.
I don't like it.
You're feeling like Haruma Fuji, right?
You're representing Haruma Fuji, right?
That's right.
I understand. Let's move on!
I'm going to throw it.
This one!
This is...
The problem of the many many Toyotas of Bouguen.
This high-yeah!
My voice sounds like it.
It does!
On the radio...
It does!
The radio sent me a message saying that Mitsuura- san has gone crazy.
This high-yeah!
That's what they thought of me.
You're wrong!
That's what they said.
That's right.
They say I have a similar face.
That's what they said.
That's right!
They made me laugh.
That's right!
But you know...
They made me impersonate a king and throw up.
They made me do a lot of things.
They made you do only love.
This high-yeah!
You're wrong!
Ah, you did it!
You did it for Mitsuura-san!
We should have done it in 2017!
That's right, we shouldn't have done it.
We finally got it for the first time!
It took us 25 years!
I hope we can do better this year!
I hope we can do our best!
But we lost last year.
I see.
I'm sure there are times when you get angry because you're a woman.
In the message room, Aoi-san was...
Aoi-san was using her phone as a speaker.
As a speaker?
She was talking to a man.
She was talking to him?
Yes, she was talking to him.
And Aoi-san was saying "something something" to her phone.
It was all male voices.
It wasn't male, but...
Everyone heard it!
Who did you hear it from?
It was just now.
It was just now, 5 minutes ago.
Where did you hear it from?
I heard it from the back of my head!
Who? Who?
A friend of mine who is a bit of a coward.
A friend of you who is a bit of a coward?
It was a man!
Oh, during the bubble era?
That's right!
That's right?
No, no, it was a little late and I was a little angry, that's all.
Was it a pretty violent feeling?
No, yes!
What were you saying?
I'm not angry, I'm just pissed off!
I was told "Why are you angry?" and I said "Because I'm not angry."
You said "I'm just pissed off"?
I said "I'm just pissed off"!
Can I say something?
What is it?
My mobile phone is broken and I can only talk on speakerphone.
Stop it!
You can't talk on speakerphone!
Stop it!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
You can't talk on speakerphone!
Stop it!
It's dangerous to have a network!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
It's true!
Even in a taxi...
Stop it!
I'm asking you for the first time!
I'll say it first.
I'm talking on speakerphone right now, so...
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Even in a taxi...
Stop it!
This is...
This is an incident!
Change your mobile phone right now!
Seriously!
I'll buy you one!
Your mother will buy you one!
Before it becomes an accident...
That's right!
You're doing a lot of things, so be careful!
I'm scared!
It's dangerous!
It's dangerous to talk on speakerphone!
She was asking me...
She was asking you, wasn't she?
What?
I don't know!
Everyone was asking me!
Shall we sing "Toyota G-Problem" beautifully forgotten song?
Here we go!
Who is it?
Oh, it's here!
Stop it!
You go first!
You go first, you loser!
Ah, it's coming!
Ah, my hair is different, isn't it?
I don't mean it like that!
Ah, don't make fun of me!
You, hurry up and apologize!
Ah, my hair is different, isn't it?
The one who saved me is the driver!
I know you're a driver, but...
It's wonderful!
This song selection?
No, it was perfect!
It was perfect, wasn't it?
How was it?
Did you feel good?
Ah, that's right!
When I scream, I feel refreshed!
You felt motivated!
I understood how you felt!
It suits you!
Just by saying what you actually said, it became a song!
It became a song!
I'm glad you were moved!
As a judge, you're in the highest position right now!
I was judging!
I was doing like this!
Alice's manga!
I was holding one of them like this and listening!
Yusei-san, you were holding a microphone and something was written here!
Eh? Eh? What?
What's wrong?
I was holding a microphone and...
What? The lyrics? What?
Before the performance, the director told me to add this part, but I couldn't remember it.
Ah, you wrote it suddenly!
I wrote it and I could see it all the time, so I thought you were spreading rumors!
Ah, you could see it!
You could see it, so please put that part in the ranking, too!
Is it a minus?
I think you're trying harder than you look!
What do you mean by "ranking"?
You're not that kind of person!
You shouldn't say things like "ranking" here!
"Ranking" is fine, too!
If you don't say it there, who will say it?
"Ranking" is fine, too!
Shall we move on? Next up is this!
Ta-dah!
"Kagoike problem"!
Ah!
Ah, last year!
It was there!
"Kagoike problem", this is a little...
Yes, that person said it!
Mikami-san, what do you think of it?
I think "kagoike-san" is a big problem...
I see!
I think "kagoike-san" is...
No one knows about "kagoike-san"...
No one knows about it?
I don't think it's good for someone who doesn't know about it to cause a problem like that.
Someone who doesn't know about it?!
It becomes a topic of discussion...
Well, if you cause it to some extent...
What kind of problem was it?
I think "kagoike-san" caused a problem with money...
He lent too much money...
"Lent too much"!
As a result of "lending too much", he didn't come back...
Ah! Then it's not bad! "kagoike-san" lent him money!
"kagoike-san" is not bad!
Eh?!
Ah, is that so?!
But it became a problem, so it became a big problem...
I think it's a problem...
Yes, someone who can correct it!
Yes, someone who can explain it!
"Truth"!
"Truth" is difficult...
Someone who bought a country's land and built a school there...
I think he made it cheap with his political power...
Because he had connections...
That's right...
Mikako-san...
That's right... I know...
That's right...
I know!
How much did you buy it for?
The school?
2 million yen...
Cheap!
"kagoike-san", 2 million yen?!
Cheap!
That's also a problem for someone who bought it for 2 million yen!
You have to have something...
okaidoku
"okaidoku" is something you don't know at all, right?
I understand...
Then, shall we listen to the song?
Then, "A song that will help you forget about your kagoike problems"
Let's go! Here you go!
Oh?
Oh, it's just the two of you...
A song that will help you forget about your kagoike problems
I wonder what it is...
Don't be stupid...
This has nothing to do with "gajina" at all...
Don't be stupid...
Wait a minute...
You can't do "gajina" and "genba" at the same time, mom...
I often say...
It has a lot to do with "gajina"...
Wait a minute, I'll talk to the governor...
Let me talk to him!
I often say...
I'm in trouble, "shokuin-san"...
If you're going to talk about "gajina"...
I'll think about it, too...
We're not fighting...
No, I don't want to do it. I feel sorry for my salary of 200,000 yen.
It doesn't matter, mom. Wait a minute.
I don't like your attitude of being polite.
It doesn't matter, mom. Wait a minute.
I won't forgive you even if you apologize once.
Do you know the meaning of this song?
I love this news.
It's like a comedy.
It's like a Kansai dialect.
It's funny because it's in the house.
A little Kansai dialect is funny.
It's like a Kansai dialect.
Is it the last one?
The last one is a little heavy.
Educational material problem.
Was it last year as well?
For entertainers as well.
For heterosexuals,
they stood out quite a lot, didn't they?
Well, I guess there are quite a lot of people who stay together.
It's strange, but...
What do you think, Kojima-chan?
Is educational material something you shouldn't do that much?
You shouldn't do it, right?
I think you shouldn't do it.
If you do it, is it that bad?
What will happen?
What will happen, Oshizawa?
If you do it, you'll feel better...
I don't know!
She's getting carried away!
Are you okay?
I'm surprised you're quiet now.
Are you okay?
You're not sick, right?
What does educational material look like?
I've never seen it before.
What does educational material look like?
Educational material is white and...
I've never seen it before, though!
But in movies and such,
You know, those big ones, called "pake".
Like the ones you see on TV?
Yes, yes.
You lick them, right?
That's what happens in movies.
You lick them?
Do you lick them?
What do you do with them?
I think there are different ways of doing it.
Do you line them up vertically like this?
No, I've never done it before.
It's all movie knowledge!
You haven't done it!
You haven't done it, you haven't done it!
You like movies, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not like I like them, I just happen to be watching them.
She just happens to be watching them!
That's right, you just happen to be watching them.
Shall we begin?
Yes, let's do it!
Please sing "kakusezenmongai wo kirei ni wasureau"
and "oh, hikigatari"
oh, hikigatari
Taiho, Taiho, Taiho, someone's child
He was also doing illegal gambling
Taiho, Taiho, Taiho, you idiot!
I love impersonations, you idiot!
Shall we cut it with a saw?
Shall we make a fool of it?
Shall we cast a spell even if it's dark?
After taking the medicine,
let's go to the hotel and call a derry.
If you touch my nipples,
I'll raise my voice.
More and more strongly,
I'll kiss your nipples.
I love you so much.
I can't believe it.
Taipo, taipo, taipo, someone's child.
Even the lord was angry.
Taipo, taipo, taipo, you idiot.
I love impersonating men's children.
What a cheerful atmosphere.
Taipo, taipo, taipo.
Oh, good.
What's wrong?
Are you cold?
It's scary.
Oh, no.
We can't do it.
"Kimeseku" is a word.
It's scary.
It's like "chikubi", "chikubi naiya".
Is there a winner of "Kimeseku"?
The winner is...
Hmm...
"Eiiya" sang by "Eiya".
Thank you.
Do you have any products in particular?
Nothing?
Nothing.
Only glory.
Is that the most important?
It's important.
So it's ending little by little, but let's do our best in 2018!
Yes!
So the midnight wide show is over.
Goodbye!
See you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Koto Yaro!
Thank you!