AISubs v3.5
Farewell, Earth. On your journey, space battleship Yamato.
Beyond space, to Iskandar, carrying fate on your back, you now take off.
"You will surely return here," you answer with a smile to the person waving you off.
Away from the galaxy, to Iskandar, wishing for spring, space battleship Yamato.
Please take a picture with me.
One, two, three!
Ah, you cut it sideways.
And with that, Ebisumaru Tsukasa 1.5 Midnight Wide Show has begun!
As you know from the opening song, it was "Space Battleship Yamato"!
How was it?
I sang it normally!
It wasn't even a song you'd sing at home!
I sang it with pride!
I see, so you all have something like that in you?
I am Space Battleship Tsukasa.
Who are you talking about?
It's said in the mascots, but...
It's just a song you'd sing normally.
That's amazing!
That's amazing, isn't it?
My pride...
You didn't do anything, you just did it.
That's amazing! I want it!
You're amazing!
I want my pride!
I'm surprised!
That's amazing!
Is everyone ready for Christmas?
Merry Christmas!
It's about love eve, isn't it?
That's right.
First of all, we have news from the mascots!
Yes!
For those who connected with us on Twitter and commented during the live broadcast...
We'll be giving away autographed Abema-kun dolls!
For those who win, we'll be sending DMs from Abema-tv's official account!
Also!
Today we have a special Christmas present!
What is it?
For those who win Abema-tv's official account and retweeted us...
We'll be giving out autographed checks!
That's a little erotic of you.
That's cute!
What is it? Is it worth a penny?
Can you see it?
Is it for one person?
No, it's for two, right?
Is it separate?
It's a win and a loss.
We're looking forward to everyone's support and retweets!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's separate.
It's separate!
We'll all go separately.
Should we say who wants it?
I won't accept that.
Then it'll come out.
I see, you'll force it out.
It's a win and a loss.
It's a win and a loss for you.
It smells like gunpowder.
The studio is pretty small.
That's right.
It smells like gunpowder.
Well, let's go.
The first segment is support segment "maskatsu trial"!
What is it?
Aoi-san came out for a moment.
In this segment, we'll judge and solve the maskatsu members who don't do well on a daily basis in a trial.
Ms. Mitsuda, you'll be the judge.
I'd like you to be a fair judge.
Please be strict.
Okay!
And you, Ms. Aoi Sora, will be the lawyer?
Yes!
I'm a lawyer!
Are you okay with that?
Yes, I'm okay!
Can you leave it up to me?
As a PT, I'm here to protect the maskats.
So I'd like to be a lawyer.
I see.
What's with today's fashion concept?
I left it behind.
It's a bullseye.
Oh, a bullseye!
Oh, you're conscious of the bullseye.
It's a bullseye.
Oh, no!
She's going all out.
Oh, no!
She's an old lady.
Let's get right to it.
Let's move on to the first trial.
The first defendant is...
Su-bu!
Come forward!
Oh, no!
Defendant!
She came out.
She came out!
I can't say this.
Why is that?
Don't you have any memories of her?
Not at all.
I like Su-bu-chan the most.
Oh!
That's because you're both ugly.
You're both ugly.
That's different.
You have common sense.
That's true.
It's not common sense for you to be in the group.
You have common sense for everything else.
You're a hard worker.
I'll read out your charges.
Su-bu!
You're ugly, but you took too many pictures with a cute girl.
Oh, no!
That's hard for me, too.
Oh, no!
That's hard for me, too.
Don't you have any memories of her?
She came out.
Defendant Su-bu...
As you can see from her face, even though she's ugly...
She took pictures with cute girls who look like she's in the same position...
Oh, no!
But...
It's normal.
You're aware of your ugly side, aren't you?
No, I'm not aware of it.
I'm not aware of it.
But...
Can I say "no"?
You're using a cute girl.
What?
What's the proof?
I'm not using her.
There's more proof.
This is a picture of Su-bu taking pictures of cute girls and uploading them on Instagram.
First of all, here.
How is it?
Don't say it!
Stop it!
Before you say "cute", she's one of you, isn't she?
Who is she?
Asuka...
Asuka Kirara.
I think she's cute, after all.
What did you go and get here for?
This is...
I asked them to take me out for shopping.
What?
I asked them to take me out for shopping.
With the power of Asuka Kirara, she went out for shopping.
I asked them to take me out for shopping.
Shopping?
Yes, yes.
What?
Asuka Kirara went out for shopping.
Yes.
And she posted it on her Instagram.
I didn't post it.
It's normal for her to post it on Instagram.
There's more. There's more.
Shut up, miss.
It's this one.
That's terrible.
Don't say it!
It's a comment!
Don't say it!
It's the size of my face.
See?
It's not like that.
Look at it.
It's the same size with the seven of them behind me.
It's not like that.
It's not like my face is big.
Your face is so big.
Your ugly face stands out.
It stands out.
Are you trying to make me look ugly?
I'm not trying to make you look ugly.
I was with you.
You were with me?
I posted this picture.
Is that so?
No, we all took it.
Why did you take it?
Why did you say that you did it?
Do you take pictures often?
We always take pictures of ourselves from people's Twitter.
That's not true.
We're conning you.
Conning.
That's not conning.
It's not like that.
I definitely take pictures like this.
Everybody does it, doesn't it?
What do you do, Shirai-san?
I try to take pictures as soon as I can and post stories.
I do it a lot.
Is it really bad?
It really feels like it's not good, but it's honestly very bothersome.
It's really painful for her to be loved like that.
No, no, no. She's being brainwashed right now.
Who? What do you mean brainwashed?
Because she says she wants to be seen.
Did you say that?
She said it in a low voice.
What are you saying?
You can't say no to that, can you?
Cham, cham, cham.
I think she has the same face as us.
I see.
That's what you think, right?
No, no.
That's not it. You're misunderstanding me, right?
She's a member, but she's clearly a lower class.
No, no, she's ugly, so...
That's what I think, but...
But is that wrong?
Why is it wrong?
What's wrong with it?
You can't take it for granted, right?
Ugly people should be able to understand us and get along with us.
Is it okay for ugly people to talk to you?
You should be able to talk to us and get along with us.
Otherwise, you'll think we're ugly.
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you trying to say?
I'm not trying to say anything. You're ugly, so...
You're out of line.
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do if you're beautiful?
What's with that attack?
What's wrong?
If you're beautiful inside, you'll have a beautiful face, too.
I see.
You're out of line.
You're dirty inside.
Don't you want to take a picture with me?
No.
You're lying.
You're lying, right?
You're definitely lying.
You're taking a picture with me.
You're taking a picture with me, right?
Here's Kaho's picture.
Wait a minute. Look at this closely.
Look closely at this. I'm holding both hands.
Then who took it?
If you take a picture with me, I'll look ugly, too.
You're out of line.
You're definitely ugly.
You're out of line.
You're definitely not infected, right?
You're not ugly.
You may be aware of it.
Don't you like to play with others?
What are you talking about?
Do you shave your face?
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to shave it.
That's not what I meant.
She's been trying to start a diet lately.
No, that's not good.
She said she thought life would change if she became cuter.
She's trying to start a diet now.
You think you'll look cute if you lose weight?
No, not really.
What did you do to make yourself ugly?
Usugu-san has long arms and legs, and she boasts about it a lot.
- She has long arms and legs. - Does anyone have long arms and legs?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's our Mitsura-san. She boasts about her long arms and legs.
Her arms and legs are longer than those of other idols.
- She has a good style. - That's a good thing about being ugly.
She boasts about her long arms and legs because she can't compete with her face.
- That's a good thing, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I don't think it's a bad thing. - What's not good about being ugly?
- What is it? - What is it?
I don't know if it's because I'm beautiful or if I'm getting carried away.
- No, you're not. - If you're carried away, you'll look different.
- No, you're not. - You have to look different.
- Where do you look like you're carried away? - Your face.
- What? - What?
- She said that. - She said that.
- Did you wear colored contact lenses? - No, I didn't.
- You banned it, didn't you? - Did you?
- You'll find out soon enough. - I didn't.
- I didn't.
- I didn't wear colored contact lenses. - I didn't.
- What? - What?
- You didn't? - No.
- That's why you're ugly. - Stop it.
- You're ugly. - But my father is a police officer.
- Oh. - You're a good daughter.
- You're a good daughter.
- You're a strict daughter. - I can tell by your face.
- I'm a police officer. - A police officer.
- That's amazing. - Are you sure?
- Why are you hiding it? - It's nothing.
- Why are you hiding it all of a sudden? - It's true.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- Are you hiding it? - Are you hiding it from your parents?
- I'm not hiding it. - Are you hiding it from your parents?
- I'm not hiding it, but it has nothing to do with my parents. - But your parents are good.
- I wish my father would arrest me. - What are you talking about?
- I wish my father would arrest me. - Arrest you?
- Why did you say "arrest you"? - Why did you say "arrest you"?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't like my father's job.
- I'm sorry. - There's more.
- Who's here? - Who's here?
- Do you remember the smile you made? - Really?
- My smile is cute. - Isn't it different from hers?
- Am I ugly? - You're ugly.
- This is also good, but look carefully. - Which one is the winning one?
- Which one is it? - Which one?
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
- You said you wanted it. - You said you wanted it.
- Isn't it the one where you're about to take it, but you don't like it?
- You should go over there and take it. - Don't lie!
- Look at your angle! - Look at your angle!
- Which one did you take out? Which one? - By the way, you're wearing the left side.
- Please show me a little different one.
- Which one is ugly? The right of the person in question? - Yes, it's this side.
- It must have been ugly for sure.
It's not one of them.
- It's weird. - It's weird.
It's weird.
- It's weird. - It's weird.
It's like a chalkboard.
It's like a yellow board.
If you say it's yellow, it would be weird.
- It's also like this. - What is it?
- I see. - Aiya!
- It's Naomi Watanabe's Instagram account. - Oh, yes.
She is a actress, Naomi Watanabe's style.
- See? - It's super cute.
Her legs are so long.
It's good, isn't it?
She's just taking it from below.
Someone is making her take it, isn't it?
It's cute, isn't it?
I don't do it.
I do it myself.
But you don't give it up without processing it, do you?
You process it all, don't you?
I don't do it.
You don't do it, do you? You definitely don't do it.
I don't process it.
You don't do it, do you? You can't do it, can you?
No, no.
That's right, but...
Kurosawa-san, Mihiro-san, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I know.
Me and you two, which one is cute?
That's a good question!
Which one is cute?
Kurosawa-san, is Kurosawa-san cute?
Kurosawa-san is cute!
Kurosawa-san is...
Kurosawa-san is cute!
Kurosawa-san is cute for sure!
You're hiding it too much!
You're hiding it a lot!
My eyes are usually closed today, so...
You're hiding it too much!
Which one?
Kurosawa-san is cute!
Mihiro-san is feminine and cute.
When I do it, it's really unpleasant.
Yashi.
Yashi has been mentioned a lot.
What is it?
This is how much Hinan appears in the group.
Choro-san, can you defend her?
Is this annoying?
Choro-san, can you shut up for once?
No, I'm defending her.
Choro-san, you can say whatever you like, right?
I'm defending her, you know?
It's not embarrassing to defend her like this.
It's not embarrassing! She's so cute!
I don't know what it's like to be ugly!
I don't know what it's like to be ugly, but...
It's not fun to be popular in China.
Choro-san is starting to look ugly.
No, you're not ugly.
You're not ugly.
You're ugly when you're close to Choro-san.
You're ugly.
You think you're ugly?
You're ugly.
Don't use 15 minutes of your time on Weibo.
I knew it.
Let's go to the court.
Based on what we've heard so far, please give us your verdict.
The defendant, Busuppuri, has something left over in his eyes.
Therefore, the defendant, Subu, is found guilty and will not be on Abema TV for two months.
What?!
Seriously?!
Isn't it too heavy?!
No, no!
It's your own fault!
Really?!
From now on?!
Wait a minute!
It's heavy!
Two months?!
I'm sure of it!
It's not heavy at all!
Sora-san! Sora-san!
She's shouting for you! Sora-san!
We have a sequel, but we can't do it now.
Let's do it again.
Please do it again.
We'll do it again.
You'll be on probation for two months.
That's too much!
Scary!
That's scary!
The crime is...
The crime is heavy!
The crime is...
The crime is heavy!
I want to go around for a few minutes.
Is it okay for you to go around for a few minutes?
What's wrong?
Sora-san's defense is really unreliable.
I think so, too!
This isn't China!
What do you mean?
Don't do it like it's China!
It might be good if it were China...
You're all too unreliable!
Unreliable?!
You're all pretty good at defense, though!
I'm not!
You're all pretty good at defense, though!
You don't hate it, do you?!
Your voice is...
Your voice is... Dirty!
Dirty!
You're the one who said it!
It's not coming in at all!
It's hard to hear!
Yeah!
You can hear yourself pretty well!
It's like a sandstorm!
Come on, come on, come on!
A sandstorm?!
It's better to have a sandstorm.
Shall we move on?
Let's move on!
The next defendant is...
Natsume!
Huh?!
Me, too?!
Everyone doesn't know, so I'll say it!
Oh, you don't know!
Natsume, step forward!
Huh?!
Natsume, too...
This is your crime.
This is your real crime!
What?!
What's going on?
Everyone's talking about it.
What happened?
What's with you?
But you look like you'd do something.
I do.
Are you ready?
Natsume's crime.
I'll read it out loud.
Natsume Hanami.
Comedian.
Nagano and Furinzai.
What?!
I don't know!
What's going on?!
Takashi...
Takashi isn't your boyfriend?!
He's not my boyfriend!
What?!
Nagano and Furinzai...
Where is that information coming from?
I have it.
Do you have evidence?
I'm a comedian, but I'm 43 years old.
I have a suspicion that I might be having an affair.
What?!
No, no, no!
What kind of situation is this?!
I have evidence.
Can I submit it?
Do you have evidence?!
Evidence, please.
There can't be any evidence.
I have it.
What do you mean?
It's leaked.
It's leaked?!
Please look at this.
It's a decisive moment.
No, but...
This is a picture that's public, right?
That's right!
I posted it myself on Twitter.
On Twitter?
Are you trying to lure me?
I'm not trying to lure you!
You're probably giving away presents, right?
Did you give them away?!
You bought them.
What?!
I buy presents for no reason!
You're probably giving away presents, right?
Yes.
Where is this place?
This is a radio recording studio.
So you're working here, right?
It's a secret room!
It's a secret room, but...
It's a secret room!
You're giving away presents in a secret room!
Oh no!
What do you think a radio is?
You can do anything in a radio booth, right?
You can't do anything in a radio booth, right?
I'm losing my voice!
You can do anything in a radio booth, right?
No, no, no!
Have you done it?
You can kick under a desk or something like that.
No, we haven't.
We have done it in Nagoya.
We haven't done it in Nagoya.
We still have it!
We don't have it anymore!
Oh, you're so kind.
If you don't pay attention, it will leak.
See?
No, I mean...
She's putting it on herself, isn't she?
That's right. It's not leaked.
It's leaked. Look at Nagano-san's face. Isn't it weird?
Weird! Something's weird about her hair!
Her hair is being pulled up.
Weird!
How dare you!
You're being rude when you're not here!
She's pulling up her hair once and putting it up.
There's no way she's putting it up.
She's putting it up.
Her hair is also being pulled up.
It's fine if her hair is being pulled up.
Stop it!
Is this a suspicious adult's toy?
It's not! No matter how you look at it, it's not!
It's a chopstick and a snack.
It's definitely evidence.
Evidence?!
She's putting it up herself!
Is there any kind of favor? Like giving her something like this.
You're getting something from Nagano-san, aren't you?
That's right.
What kind of favor is it?
Is it a favor?
She's been doing a lot of work on the radio, so of course there's a favor.
There's a favor?
As a man?
No, not as a man.
As a senior.
As a male senior, there's a favor.
At first, that's right.
But as we work together...
No, no, no.
What are you?!
What do you want?!
How do you feel right now?
At first, I understand how you feel.
But as we work together...
You help me out, right?
You help me out at work, and I like you more and more.
What kind of favor is it?
I'm a senior at work, so I don't have a lot of love feelings for you.
No, no, no.
You don't?!
She's been posting pictures of you two loving each other.
I haven't!
You have?!
You're lying!
It's not like you've been there a few times.
Every time! Every time!
You haven't?!
Murata-san!
Don't call me Murata-san!
What about you, Ishioka-san?
Natsume-san likes comedians in the first place.
No, no!
No, really!
Like Taji Angel and Takashi Takashi.
No, no, no!
They're all friends!
There are comedians who make you do stuff like that.
But as we work together, we get along, right?
No, that's not true!
So you should just say honestly that you're not married.
You're not married in the first place!
Don't make me angry.
Are you off-white?
Oh, shut up!
That's not good!
Why?!
Have you crossed the line?
Hmm...
I'm not crossed the line?
You're completely white!
Even if you ask me one-sidedly, do you have anything for me?
I'm not saying anything again, but...
Didn't you say you wouldn't help me at all?
I'm wondering if that's the case.
Aoi-san?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that for me at all!
If you were doing it for free, you would never have uploaded a picture like this!
There's the opposite pattern!
The opposite!
What is it, Ishikawa-san?
Sora-san, with that kind of defense, how much do you get paid for your galas?
Oh, I'm curious!
I don't know!
As a lawyer...
How much do you get paid for your galas?
Huh?
How much do you get paid for your galas?
Do you get paid for your galas in China?
No, I don't.
I don't have a radio, so...
You're just making it up, aren't you?
I'll call Nakano-san and check it out.
Let's do that.
If you can ask him yourself...
Should we ask him?
Wouldn't that be nice?
Should we go?
Who's going to ask this?
You haven't asked him, have you?
I haven't.
Should I ask him?
Huh?
Nakano-san, it says "lassen" in there, doesn't it?
If you don't put "lassen" in there, you won't know which Nakano-san it is.
You won't know which Nakano-san it is.
Hello?
Oh, he answered.
Hello?
I'm sorry for calling you so late.
I'm Okubo of Oasis.
Good morning.
We're doing a live broadcast of "Abyss Muscats" right now.
I called you because I wanted to make sure.
You know Natsume Hanami, don't you?
Oh, yes.
At work, yes.
At work...
We were on the same radio show.
Yes.
Oh, I see. At work.
Yes.
Do you have feelings for her as a man or a woman?
Well...
Yes.
You're a man, right?
No, I'm not!
Nakano-san?
Is it true that you had feelings for her as a woman?
To be honest...
Yes, please.
Yes, I did.
Wait, Nakano-san!
Nakano-san!
But...
Well...
You got a souvenir or a gift from Natsume, didn't you?
I did.
You did?
No, I didn't!
Then what do you think, Nakano-san?
Do you think Natsume has feelings for you as well?
Should I say the truth?
Yes, please.
Please say the truth.
I've always had feelings for her.
Yes, please!
Well...
No, no, no!
Isn't it too close?
Have you ever had feelings for her?
What are you asking?
Yes.
No, I haven't!
Oh, I see!
But you haven't held her yet.
Yes.
What about the truth? If you say you haven't held her...
Eh? Eh? Is this...
Eh? Eh?
Is this okay?
No, it's fine. It's not being broadcasted.
Oh, it's not being broadcasted.
We'll edit it.
Eh? What kind of answer is that?
Eh?
No, I mean...
Well...
That kind of relationship...
Well, it's a one-sided relationship.
One-sided, right?
It's about whether you had a one-sided relationship or not.
Whether you're over it or not.
Eh? Do you have to say it?
That's right.
Right now...
Natsume-san is being pushed back.
It's faster for you to say the truth.
I did.
Eh?!
You're crazy!
Are you all crazy?!
You made it up! Like this! From the beginning!
Are you crazy?!
You made it up! Like this! From the beginning!
You know it, right?!
What kind of broadcast is this?!
Eh, but if you had to choose between Natsume-san and Rasen-san, which one would you like?
Natsume-san.
You're crazy!
It's better than Rasen-san.
I see!
Ah, I understand now!
The trial is a little easier now!
It's fun!
Ah, okay! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Is this the hanami... hanami carol?
Hanami...
Hanami?
Don't call me "hanami"!
"Hanami" is better, isn't it?
No, it's really weird, Sora-san. It's really weird.
This is a little...
It's different, isn't it?
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's going to be on the internet!
This is really...
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's okay! It's going to be on the internet!
It's going to be on the internet!
It might not be because it's a boy, but it's a little boy, so...
I know it's black, so...
It's not black.
It's black, isn't it?
It's not black!
It's definitely not black!
It's a lie!
Sora-san, isn't it better to leave it here?
No, it's weird. Why do you talk so much today?
It's weird! It's weird!
It's weird!
It's weird! Why do you talk so much?
I don't talk much, but...
You're acting weird today!
It's weird, isn't it?
You're acting weird today!
You're definitely lying!
If you make this a false accusation, it's going to be on the internet!
Please be patient!
No, the judge asked me about it...
I can do it if I do it!
It doesn't have to be now!
Next time!
Hey! Hey!
Recently!
What's wrong?
It's going to end this year, so let's do it next year!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I asked the judge for various opinions...
I'm an adult now.
I'm an adult now. I'm 46 years old.
You can tell right away what's a lie.
I can do it if I do it!
Shut up!
It's a lie!
Please don't be angry!
Let's do it!
I really can't do it!
It's a lie!
Let's do it!
Judge, please!
Judge Natsume's fraud case is one of the lowest among all fraud cases in the entertainment industry in 2017.
Therefore, Judge Natsume Hanami is found guilty and is forced to return to her family home in Fukui.
That's crazy! That's crazy! That crime is crazy! That system is crazy!
There's nothing we can do about it.
We just have to go home, right?
No, no, no!
No, you can go home for a while.
What?
I work in Tokyo.
But you're forced to go home.
Go home! Go home!
Why do you want to go home?
Bye-bye!
Go home!
That's cold!
I'm tired of you!
What?
Do we have to admit this?
Yes, we do.
Are there any objections?
The judge just came out.
There was a ruling, but...
There wasn't, right?
No, there wasn't.
I think you should tell your mother before you go home.
If you go home all of a sudden, you'll be surprised.
Hey!
You always go into the dressing room without asking!
Is this Natsume-san's?
It's mine!
I'm sorry.
Are you a backiss, too?
I've been playing the piano for a little while now.
I'm not good at it, though.
Go tell your mother!
If you go home all of a sudden, you'll be surprised.
Go tell your mother!
Isn't it crazy?
You're not allowed to do that!
What's wrong with you?
You can do it if you do it!
I don't know!
You can do it if you do it!
I know!
You don't have to do it!
I'm really sorry.
Okuma-san!
You can do it if you do it!
I don't know!
You can do it!
I don't know!
What are you talking about?
You're really mean!
Your mother is sleeping right now.
Oh, I see!
It's already 12 o'clock.
It's 12 o'clock and 30 minutes.
I'll call her just in case.
Call her when you're sleeping.
Don't call me "grandma"!
Call me "grandma"!
It's already past 30 minutes!
Call me "grandma"!
I'm your beloved mother.
Tell me properly!
Don't laugh at me!
Be serious!
I'm going to admit it.
I don't like that.
But now you've come up with that kind of judgment.
I don't like it at all!
I'm going to admit it!
I like it, but you're not perfect.
I'm not perfect?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm going to admit it!
Your laughter is running away!
You said it!
Your laughter is running away!
You know it's hard to laugh!
You have to do it now!
Your laughter is running away.
I don't want to do it.
You don't have to do it.
It's midnight and I don't want to call you "grandma".
Let's move on.
I don't want to tell my mom about this lie.
It's a lie.
I don't want to tell her.
What should we do, Ako?
Should I call her?
Should I report it to Kurosasa?
Kurosasa is a person who does things well.
Ako is a person who thinks about various things and tells you.
No, no, no.
One more time.
I'll do it.
Is it okay?
Ako, you don't have to do it.
I'm doing it now.
But if you're going to call me, I'll watch over you.
I'll do it.
It's okay.
You can't help it if you're not sleeping.
I'm probably sleeping.
Hurry up and do it.
What's wrong with you?
You're 50 meters away from me.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you today?
Hurry up and do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's early at night in Fukui, isn't it?
It shouldn't be dark at 7 o'clock.
The electricity in Fukui and the city is all off.
Everything in Japan is the same.
Fukui is also Japan.
Sabae?
It's Fukui City.
Oh, that's right.
It's not the glasses of Sabae.
Thank you very much.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, it's ringing.
I wonder if she's sleeping.
You always make me call you, Mom.
I know.
But you don't have to worry about it over time.
Oh, it's ringing.
Hello?
Oh, you were sleeping.
Mom?
Yes.
Were you sleeping?
Yes.
Were you sleeping? Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well...
I'm in the trial of Muscat...
What?
I'm in the trial of Muscat...
In the trial...
There is a comedian, Mr. Nagano, who used to do radio.
We used to do radio together.
And...
And I had an affair with Mr. Nagano.
With his mother?
And...
And I got out of love with him...
You got out of love with him...
What do you think?
You got out of love with him...
Mother, you are sleepy.
She is sleepy.
But she fell in love with him, so she can't help it.
What do you think, mom?
It's a long story, but...
It's a long story.
Do you know it?
Well...
I don't know it.
She is stubborn, so she doesn't know it.
See?
She doesn't know it.
She hasn't been home for a while.
She has been forced to stay at home.
She hasn't been home for a while.
She will go home!
Could you please talk about all of this?
Can you stand there for a moment?
Could you stand up for me?
Mom!
Hello?
I'm Kurosawa of Mori company...
OK!
I apologize for not allowing you to turn on your webcam!
No problem!
I'm awfully sorry!
We are live on Abema TV.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Mom, your voice is coming out!
Mom, I'm sorry it came out.
Mom, I'm sorry. You were sleeping, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
She woke up! She woke up!
She woke up!
Oh, mom, daughter, right?
I think I had a little contact with Nagano-san.
I don't know!
What should we do? Mom, do you know Nagano-san?
You know, Bob's...
Bob's!
It's not that similar!
Bob's person!
Mom, what do you think of Nagano-san?
Nagano-san!
Eh? Nagano-san...
Hmm...
Too much?
Hmm...
Too much...
Mom, who would you like it to be?
Hmm...
I don't know!
By the way, mom, you've never...
...done it, right?
I haven't.
You haven't?
Hmm...
That's right.
Well, well...
I understand.
I'll go home now!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
I'm going home with my daughter now!
Hello?
Thank you very much!
Hello?
Um...
Well, that's what happened...
I'm going home for a while now...
Is this true?
Yes...
I'm sorry...
What?
I'm sorry...
If you have a wish, buy a souvenir from Tokyo...
Buy a souvenir from Tokyo...
What do you want?
Do you have a wish?
Hmm...
I have a lot of wishes...
For example?
For example...
Hmm...
Food is good.
What is it, Jo?
What is it?
Food.
Brause?
You know...
Hmm?
Perfume! Perfume!
Perfume!
That's not food!
Didn't you forget?
Perfume! Perfume!
Didn't you buy perfume for her?
Perfume! Perfume!
I'll buy perfume and go home.
Hmm...
I'm sorry.
Hmm...
Good night.
Yes, yes.
Go back to sleep.
I'm sorry.
Go back to sleep.
Thank you very much.
Good night.
Thank you very much, Ms. Matsukotoya.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
It's been a long "yes".
Hahaha!
Your mom said you shouldn't pretend.
Yes.
You shouldn't pretend.
No, I didn't.
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped, right?
I didn't.
You didn't, did you?
I didn't.
What?
I didn't.
Let's move on.
What? I see.
You didn't, right?
I didn't.
You didn't, right?
I've been saying it all the time.
I may have said it all the time.
Please don't do that.
No, no, no.
What is this flow?
What?
I see.
Let's move on.
We're getting a break.
A break.
Yes.
Is it a new segment?
Yes.
Midnight world transportation information.
Go all the way to the end of the world.
It's that time!
Is it really over like this?
Hahaha!
It's over.
Please call me later.
World transportation information.
Oh, oh, oh!
What?
Attention?
Attention, please!
Please switch the lever of the crotch to the armed position.
Where is the lever of the crotch?
How is everyone spending the end of the year?
As we approach the beginning of the year, the sky is very cloudy.
I, Attention Shiraishi and...
Wing Kawakami,
would like to give you useful traffic information for those who are thinking of traveling abroad for the end of the year.
By the way, Kawakami-san,
how do you spend your New Year's Day?
Well, even if I go on a trip, I'd like to spend it at a hot spring near Izu.
I'd like to go on a happy flight with a man I met at a hotel.
As soon as I think of it, I get excited.
I don't get on it.
That's nice.
Hahaha!
Well, women always want to be pleased with the attention of their crotch.
What are you talking about?
Well, it's traffic information for Hawaii.
Traffic information for Hawaii?
As usual in Hawaii,
I don't like being able to be alone in private,
but I'm also lonely not being noticed at all.
It is expected that there will be a traffic jam for entertainers.
In Hawaii, from super-big entertainers to fucking small entertainers,
there will be continuous traffic jams, so please be careful.
There are a lot of small entertainers, too.
Next is Singapore.
Singapore is in a battle with self-conscious women who want to marry a local celebrity man.
Traffic jams continue even in Hawaii.
Speaking of Singapore, Marina Bay Sands' infinity pool is famous, isn't it?
The pool is divided into adult and child zones, but in the adult zone, there is usually Asuka Kirara.
Please be careful if you have the time.
She really is there.
Next is Australia.
Golf traffic is expected in Australia due to gold coast separation hotel celebrity, but for now, it is flowing smoothly.
Of course, you can enjoy it in a separate hotel.
In the 19th hall at night, you can accidentally do an OB and say, "Yan! Ban Kan!"
Please be careful not to do that.
It's really piled up.
Well, everyone, please enjoy your trip to the sky slowly at the end of the year.
That's it for "World Traffic Information" at midnight.
Go all the way around the world and...
Bye!
"WILD SHOW" at midnight.
Now, let's start the second half of "WILD SHOW" at midnight.
I'll read out the charges.
Defendant, please come forward.
Usami Haru.
She's not here!
Usa-chan is a good girl.
Usa-chan is playing around.
I'll read out the charges.
Usami Haru.
Pure fraud charges.
Fraud?
Well...
I think she's pretending to be pure.
What?!
I think she's doing it on purpose to seduce young boys.
I have evidence.
What?!
I have evidence.
Evidence?!
Here it is.
What is it?
Please have a look.
Don't cry, don't cry.
Let's tell her how moved she is.
Is this Disneyland?
Yes.
When she saw "Last Poppin'" she was moved and cried a lot.
Is it a lie?
It's a suspicion.
It's not.
You cried a lot, didn't you?
It was my last Halloween.
It was my last Halloween this year.
You cried, didn't you?
I was really moved.
You cried, didn't you?
What's the point of crying?
Don't you cry?
It's the last Halloween.
It's the last.
Are you moved, Sora-san?
I'm moved by you, Fado-san.
I'm moved.
You're not the last one.
What is it, Komima-san?
I filmed that video.
You were there, weren't you?
Yes, we were together.
I've been there many times.
It was "Last Poppin'".
I thought I was going to cry.
But a parade makes you happy.
I don't think you'll cry.
I was surprised because you were crying.
It's different for everyone.
I'm moved.
It's a suspicion.
It's not like...
I was so happy.
I'm crying.
I see.
I'm sad.
I see.
You cry when you go to Disneyland in China, don't you?
Disneyland in China?
I've never been there.
But I'm moved and cry.
Me too.
You're a gentleman.
I'm a gentleman?
You're making fun of me.
I'm a gentleman.
I think anything is fine when you say "gentleman".
What made you cry recently?
Recently...
Yes, I cried at the parade.
Anything else?
Anything else...
If you're sensitive like that, you'll cry.
Yes, and I'll cry as soon as I'm scolded.
What did you say?
Why did you get scolded?
I couldn't speak at the recording.
It's normal, but...
I was scolded because it's normal.
I get teary when I'm scolded.
She's getting teary now.
That's part of the strategy, isn't it?
I see.
That's one of the scams.
Who are you scolding?
Do you have any episodes where you think you're lying?
I think you're usually a dry person.
It's exactly the opposite of a dry person.
I don't think I'm involved with people much.
I always wear earphones in the dressing room.
Oh, as a shut-out.
What are you listening to?
I'm filming a video with a video camera at Disneyland.
I've been watching it all along.
You love it, don't you?
No, it's not me. I filmed it myself.
Oh, you went to Disneyland?
What do you think?
I think it's cute.
I think it's really cute.
Do you have any episodes where you think you're lying?
Yes.
I think you're lying when you say you live in Tuntun.
Where?
Tuntun?
You live in Tuntun?
I just said I wanted to live there.
It's not like you live there.
It's strange for an adult woman who has grown up in Thailand to live in Tuntun.
Isn't it a cute episode?
You're the one who lives in Tuntun, aren't you?
What episode?
Do you think it's cute?
I don't think so.
I think it is.
It's crazy.
I have an idea.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
Huh?
That's pretty old.
That's crazy.
Asahi, what's your favorite food?
I like strawberries.
Strawberries.
That's suspicious.
Where were you born?
I was born in Hiroshima.
That doesn't mean you're wrong.
Hiroshima.
You were born in Hiroshima?
What kind of entertainers do you like?
I like Sugashikawa-san.
She's strong.
She's cute.
I think Sugashikawa-san is strong.
It's starting to fall apart.
What do you think of Usa-chan?
But she's cute.
It's not like I'm making it up and crying about it.
But you do things, don't you?
I do.
You do things, don't you?
I do things.
When did you do it?
Three days ago.
I'm sorry.
I think Usa-chan doesn't lie.
I don't think she's lying.
I see. I don't think she's lying.
But do you think Sugashikawa-san can go with you?
Can you go?
What if I say I don't want to go?
Sugashikawa-san?
I can go alone.
What are you asking me?
I'm asking you questions.
You're free to ask me anything.
But Disneyland is too far away.
Where do you go on your days off?
I only go to Disneyland.
On your days off?
Do you have an annual passport?
I do.
That's a shame.
I don't think you can show your tail.
I'm sure it's like this.
This is difficult for the judge.
It's difficult.
Is it pure fraud?
Who are you fraudulent with?
The men in the world.
Men.
Pretending to be pure.
But it's like this.
Judge, please decide.
Guilty!
What?!
The eyes of a judge can't deceive you now.
I won't say who it is, but is there anyone who looks like her and cries like her?
Who is it?
I won't say who it is.
That's Niseki Yohan, isn't it?
That's why, for one week, you'll be on probation for a violent crime.
What?!
Are there violent crimes?
That's a good plan.
I want to see it!
She's completely different from Yohan.
Maybe she'll be on probation for a violent crime.
I'll cry right away.
Even so, you want to see it, right?
Do you forgive her?
Well...
Violent...what?
Violent crime?
You don't know about violent crime, do you?
I don't know. I can't do it.
But it's been decided.
I'm sorry.
That's all for the trial.
But every time there's a mistake, it'll be resumed.
So please be careful.
That's all for the Muscat trial.
Next is...
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Yay!
Here's the question.
It's Mitsura-san's favorite segment.
I like it.
So, today, we'll have Mitsura-san judge...
Yay!
who was sexier.
Okay!
Shall we start?
First, Yoshizawa!
Okay!
Let's start with Yoshizawa, shall we?
Huh?
Items, items!
Yoshizawa VS!
VS Kojima!
Okay!
I think it'll be a good match!
He's the exact opposite of you!
I think it'll be a good match!
Let's see how sexy he is!
Okay, let's go. Judge, please.
Okay!
First up, Yoshizawa Guess Tomoki!
No, it's Yuki!
Yuki!
Be proud of yourself!
It's Yuki, right?
It's Yuki!
He's a man, right?
He's a man!
He's always been...
Is he over there?
No, he's not.
Let's say it one more time.
Yoshizawa Guess Yuki!
It's Yuki!
You don't need to say his name anymore!
Okay!
He's sexy!
He's got something in his mouth.
He's sexy!
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Ready, and...
It stinks!
Pah! Pah! Pah!
Next, high school, Kojima Minami!
Set!
Ah!
It's already in the set.
Ah, that's nice.
Ah, that's a great sound! That's a great sound!
Ah, it's buzzing!
Pah!
Ah, the sound is good too. It's buzzing.
Wow, look at that!
Wow!
Ready, set...
First...
Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo!
Ah! It's amazing! It's coming up!
Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo!
It doesn't come up!
Okay!
Rock...
Paper...
She said it!
Judge, please judge!
Ko-ko Kojima!
Kojima-san, I'm glad you won!
The technique of rubbing the microphone comes out a lot, but I got up and a new technique came out.
I see, you're good at using the microphone.
Oh, it's coming to an end, but there's one more thing you can do!
Yes, please!
Yes! Shibuya, Tsutaya, All East!
Two places! One Ebisumatsu Cup! First live!
We'll hold "Love Hogai's Nightmare"!
Yes! There are only a few tickets left, so please come and see us!
I see! It's the end of the year, the 29th!
It's All East, so please come!
It's nice, isn't it? Sexy rock-paper-scissors will continue, right? Everyone, right?
Yes!
But sexy rock-paper-scissors is really annoying.
Everyone, please watch it!
With that said, it's goodbye!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!