AISubs v3.5
I'm sure you've heard of it.
It's a love and war show with chinko.
It's sunset and it's gloomy.
It's gloomy.
I like it, I like it.
I like chinko.
Delicious chinko and fluffy chinko.
It must be hard to be called son.
I like chinko and you like chinko too.
Chinko, chinko, chinko, chinko, chinko, chinko.
How do you feel about that, Mitsure-san?
Do you know what "chinko" means?
Is "chinko" enough?
"Chinko" is...
Mangori's chinko.
Mangori's chinko?
Shut up!
Let's start with the presents.
If you comment with us on Twitter during the live broadcast...
...we will send you a mascot doll with our autograph.
If you win, we will send you a DM from Ameba TV's official account.
We look forward to your comments!
Let's start with the first segment.
Title Call Asuka-san, please do a sexy rock-paper- scissors dance.
Got it.
Mascots!
T... T... T... T... T. . .
Hurry up and say it!
What?!
T... title corrupted...
"Every night with Hot Nest", you know?!
Wh-what?!
What are you doing?!
It's crazy!
This "title corrupted" chatbox really dares us of something like that!
Seriously?! Seriously?! Seriously?!
Hurry up and watch the title!
It's a live show! It's a battle against time!
It's not just your show!
Seriously?! Seriously?! Stop it!
It's all about me!
Actually, we've only broadcasted it four times so far,
but it seems like we're getting a lot of messages from women to mascots about gender issues.
Ah, I see.
So tonight, we're going to have a segment where we're going to call someone who we think we should consult with and solve their issues.
This is really helpful!
Gender issues are hard to deal with.
But you're all pros, right?
Yes!
Do you have sex?
Yes!
Gigi!
That's nice.
Okay, here's our first message.
This is from a person living in Kanagawa Prefecture.
"Penname Miki, I'm 28 years old and live in a house with a rent of 150,000 yen.
A 45-year-old man asked me to become his mistress for 150,000 yen including rent.
Also, there are rumors that it costs 40,000 yen every time we meet.
I have no experience as a mistress, but is this the average price? Is it cheap?
The question is, what is the market price?
I see you are worried. It means that you are being approached about a mistress.
Is it already connected?
Hello!
Voice, voice, voice.
Are you Mizuki-san?
Teacher!
Oh, Mizuki-san!
Oh, Mizuki-san.
By the way, how old is Mizuki-san? Ah, she's twenty- eight years old, right?
Yes, I'm twenty-eight!
Yes, I am.
Your partner is a 45-year-old man.
Yes.
His occupation is...
What does he do for a living?
He's a small business owner.
A small business owner?
Does that mean he's married?
That's right.
How did you meet him?
We met in a love affair.
A love affair?
He's a 45-year-old man and they're in a love affair.
It's cheating.
By the way, who does he look like?
He looks like Ms. Iishima of the president club.
Ms. Iishima of the small business club.
She does look like the president of a small business club.
I thought for a moment about who he looked like.
Do you like him?
No, I don't have any feelings for him.
You just want money, don't you?
That's right.
I'm wondering if I can get 150,000 yen for rent.
How much does it fit you?
I drink with him about once a week.
Once a week?
What does he do?
He eats with me.
Have you ever been in a relationship before?
Yes, I have.
You could have just told me.
It's okay.
Have you ever been in a relationship before?
I haven't been in a relationship before.
Then don't say it.
If you have, please say it.
Have you ever received that money before?
Yes, I have received it.
How much did you receive for one meeting?
I received 40,000 yen for one meeting.
You received 40,000 yen for each meeting.
40,000 yen for one meeting is worth it even if you calculate it by arithmetic, isn't it?
That's right.
It's worth 10,000 yen.
17, 16.
It's either 40,000 yen per meeting or 400,000 yen rent per meeting.
That's right.
There are people who get 200,000 yen per meeting.
Do you have any experience?
I want to know about your I.G. experience.
Who has I.G. experience?
Don't hide it.
I think there's a theory.
I don't have one.
If it's about the past, it's fine.
I don't have one.
I'm curious about your face.
What is your face like as a celebrity?
I'm called "fukuhara ai".
That's cute.
That's the cutest face, isn't it?
That's right.
Who is the most annoying celebrity you're like?
I see.
It's usually your own face.
That's right.
It's "toyotagi".
It's completely different.
"toyotagi" from "fukuhara ai"?
It's a wide range of faces.
I think it's "toyotagi".
If you're already in a relationship and you can get 40,000 yen for a normal relationship...
Is that a good thing?
Is it a good thing?
I don't know if it's a good thing or not.
But you don't hate yourself, do you?
You don't hate being in a relationship with that person, do you?
What about that?
I don't want to do it if I can.
I don't like it.
There's something called "papakatsu" right now.
"Papakatsu"?
There's an app, too.
There's an app that lets you find your dad.
What do you mean?
Is there a health app?
There's an app called "papakatsu".
What do you do when you find it?
If you find it and talk about it, you can get your dad's honor.
Have you ever heard of this?
What is it?
It's called "high-end date club".
High-end date club.
It's called "d.c.".
"d.c."?
It's a site where only rich men can enter.
There's a rank for female entertainers.
A rank for female entertainers?
That's right.
I heard about it from a man I know.
Apparently, there's a woman like that on the site.
Where is she?
She's not there!
Is it true?
She's not there!
Is it true?
How much was it?
I heard about it. It was 300,000 yen.
300,000 yen?!
Did you hear about it?
Yes, I heard about it.
I heard about it in the press conference.
You were there, weren't you?
I was there. I was in the bathroom.
You were in the bathroom.
How much is Asuka's payment?
I haven't registered for it yet.
Asuka, how much do you pay for yourself?
I've heard about it from my agency.
Really?!
You've heard about it, haven't you?
Oh, Mitamushi!
Can I ask you something?
Mitamushi was registered for a high-end date club called DC.
What's the name of the club?
The name of the club?
DC.
What's DC anyway?
High-end date club?
High-end date club.
Huh?
Huh? Which one is it?
Huh?
But I've been told about it.
Huh?
Yes.
So maybe I'm registered for it.
Oh, someone registered for you.
On their own?
Mitamushi, do you have an IG experience?
Yes, I do.
I knew it!
Is there a reason for that?
Well, I like older men.
Oh, you've said it before.
Yes. Not for money or anything like that.
I just want to be carried around.
Oh!
So I'm totally fine with it.
So you didn't get paid for it?
No, I didn't.
Money...
It's better to have money than not having it.
But it's more like...
Are you used to being treated like a woman?
Oh!
That's amazing!
Yes, I like pretty dandy men.
What kind of appearance do you like?
Appearance?
Huh?
Like Masahiko Tsugawa?
Like Shirohimo?
Shirohimo!
Like a manly man?
I guess you could say that.
But if it's not in a cool way, I'm a little...
If I'm carried around...
That's right.
Yes.
Ueshima-san?
Yes.
Ueshima-san?
She doesn't look like it.
Ueshima-san?
She doesn't look like it.
That's right.
She lost weight in the morning.
That's right.
Well...
What should we do?
If we can get money and accept it, we can do it, right?
What do you think, everyone?
Are you in a lot of trouble with money?
B-chick-san, are you in a lot of trouble with money?
We're in a lot of trouble!
Yes!
I think it's because the rent is high.
150,000 yen?
Yes!
It's high, it's high!
I think it's a luxury.
I see, 150,000 yen in Yokohama.
What are you doing, B-chick-san?
OL, OL!
Oh, OL!
It's pretty expensive.
OL is expensive.
How long do you want to live in, B-chick-san?
60,000 yen?
That's right! Well, 28 years old.
So you don't want to sign a love contract?
I don't mind if I do, but...
If you say things like "I want it, I want it, I want it," and you're in a lot of trouble...
And you live in an expensive room...
What are you talking about?!
Anything is fine with me!
No way!
You don't care about Sol-san's rights?
Why not?
Why don't you negotiate the price?
Negotiate the price?
That's right!
Sol-san keeps coming to me like this.
That's right, that's right.
But I think you don't have a lot of money either, so I don't think it will go up even if you negotiate the price.
So if you don't like 40,000 yen and you can't negotiate the price, you'd better not do it?
You'd better not pay the rent?
Yes.
How was it?
Did you find it helpful?
It wasn't helpful at all!
I'm sorry!
We didn't have a choice.
I'm sorry!
Please send us an email again!
We'll do our best!
Thank you!
Please consult with Mina-chan!
That's right!
Talk to her in person!
Here we go!
Katsushikaku-zaji-ol-pen-name-michan-san
It's been three months since you started dating.
Have you invited your friends and said, "Let's do 3P"?
Do you really love them?
Should you do 3P?
I see! You're serious about your problems!
3P!
3P in three months!
Which one is a boy or a girl?
Which one is it?
Let's ask!
Oh, that's important!
Hello, Min-chan?
Yes, hello!
Huh? Are you the same person?
Are you the same person?
You're not the same person, are you?!
You're not B-chick-san, are you?!
I'm not!
You're not! There's no way you're using her like that!
You can't use her like that!
You're not!
I'm sorry!
Min-chan-san, um...
3P is...
2 boys and 1 girl?
Or 2 girls and 1 boy in 3P?
Which one is it?
2 boys and 1 girl!
Wow!
That's cute!
Oh!
Huh?
Huh? Is a boy a good choice or a girl a bad choice?
Bad choice!
Huh?
I don't think it's that common.
I've only seen that pattern before.
When a boy suggests something, I think it's better if there are more girls.
I see!
Which one is it?
If it's done by two girls, it's easier for a boy.
Like, "I want to see you do it!"
Like, your girlfriend...
Take it away!
No, no, no!
Wait, does that mean he's trying to get his own friends?
What kind of friends is he trying to get?
Like, local... friends?
Oh!
No, no, no!
That's scary!
Local friends from Katsushika Ward!
That's a little scary!
I see...
Local...
I don't know where "local" comes from, but when you say "local", it's scary.
It's like "local fishing".
It's a little...
How did you meet him?
He introduced me to his friends.
Oh!
Is he like a regular salaryman?
Yes, like that.
Oh...
So you've been in love for three months and you see each other pretty often?
Yes, we see each other every day.
You see each other every day?
Almost.
Almost?
Yes.
You see each other every day?
Does he usually not have enough sex?
Oh, he does?
He does.
About ten percent.
Four percent?
About seven percent.
I think he does.
He does?
How do you know that?
Is he satisfied with ten percent or seven percent?
That's true.
Like not going out?
Not going out?
Breaking up?
Breaking up? Stop it.
Breaking up?
If you break up, you don't think he's satisfied, do you?
I think he's a little discouraged.
I don't know much about breaking up.
Please break up with him, 46-year-old woman!
Breaking up...
This is what happens to a healthy man.
In...
Why?
How do you know?
I don't know.
I know.
You can't just say, "meow."
Right.
Ms. Shibata is teaching me how to break up!
Sorry about this.
You know, things happen so fast these days.
You're freaking me out.
Oh, right, what about Mr. Ja-san and Ms. P?
Do you have any experience with it?
You have, right?
Yes.
Including at work and also in your private life.
In your private life?
That's cute.
In my private life...
I'd like to try it once before I die.
Which one?
One woman and two men.
You can blame both of them.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'd like to try it once before I die.
Kusobaban.
Kyochan.
Ah, it's a dream. 2018.
Kyochan.
How about this?
As a woman, it's common for a man you don't know to come to you.
But if it's a man you don't know to come to you and show you how he feels,
and if it's a man you don't know to come to you and show you how he feels,
I think it'd be nice.
I see.
Ah, it's exciting.
Ah, I know!
You know?
I think it'd be scary for a man you don't know to come to you,
so why don't you go to a cafe and get to know each other first, and then have a 3p meeting.
3p meeting?
At a cafe?
It's not a cafe, is it?
At a cafe?
After eating a croissant?
Get healthy. Get healthy for once.
Get organic.
3p?
3p after you've had a conversation at a cafe?
Like, lightly, like, "Do you like nipples?"
At a cafe?
At a cafe!
Eat nipples at a cafe?
It's really troublesome.
How about 3p, Min-chan?
Is it better to get on it at least once?
Everyone, I think you should get on it.
I think it's better to have a conversation at a cafe.
What do you mean?
Since you're young, I think you should do what you want to do.
Out of curiosity?
Yes.
Is there anything you've lost or suffered from doing 3p?
Is there?
Liking someone.
You don't want it to be bigger than him, right?
Like, "Oh, that's better."
I think it's weird to like someone who's bigger than you.
I think it's better to have a conversation at a cafe.
I wonder if you notice this.
When you're with your boyfriend, you say something like, "But I don't feel anything from him."
But...
You don't notice it.
He's the one who's going now.
There seems to be some kind of dark understanding.
Yeah, if you say it first...
Ah, what should I do? This is fun.
What should I do with this?
You want results.
Results.
I want you to call me again.
Did you find it helpful?
Not at all.
You don't find it helpful?
I think it's fun.
You don't find it helpful?
It's like asking if you're loved or not.
Yeah, yeah.
3p is fun.
Everyone says it's fun.
You can't do what you want to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't have much of that experience.
If you're bigger, you can switch places.
Yeah, let's switch places.
She's telling you to switch places.
Is your size important?
It's not about size, it's about compatibility.
Like shape.
Shape.
Fit.
What kind of shape do you like?
I like...
People who stretch like this.
Like this.
Not like this.
Like this.
I see.
She said "I see."
I see.
It's nice that you all know all kinds of things.
Did you find it helpful?
No, not at all.
That's weird.
It is weird.
Thank you.
That's weird.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Please come again.
Thank you.
There's still more.
There is.
There's still more.
There's a lot of girls coming.
Hachioji's pen name "Crickinton-san."
Crickinton-san.
I think everyone asks this.
What is "undying hair" like?
I haven't had it trimmed since I was born,
but my boyfriend recommends me Brazilian wax.
Is it okay? Should I have it done?
That's what it's like.
Hello?
Yes, hello.
Are you "Crickinton-san"?
Yes.
How old are you?
(I'm with my friends.)
(Can you not say that?)
Don't you want to say it?
(Are you with your friends?)
(I'm with my friends.)
(Huh? I'm with my friends.)
(I'm with my friends.)
(It's suspicious.)
(What? What?)
(I'm with my friends.)
(Oh, you're with your friends.)
How old are you? 20s, 30s?
(Can you say it?)
(Say it?)
He said "Say it."
I think it's okay if you say age.
(I'm 32.)
Is it dark? Or is it light?
(I think it's dark.)
You haven't done anything, right?
Yes.
It's fine. It's different when you're with friends.
It's fashion.
I see.
It's not like your boyfriend is telling you to get rid of your hair since you have a lot of hair.
Are you listening?
He told me to give it a try.
I see.
He's taking care of his side hair.
He's not doing anything to your under eye.
Yes.
I see.
Maybe your boyfriend likes to use a hair dryer.
It's popular.
Is it popular?
It's like you want to do it after you make it smooth.
It's said that it's good if it's smooth.
Does that mean your boyfriend is smooth, too?
If it's smooth, it doesn't touch your hair, so it's good.
What?
Does that mean you want him to do it before you do it?
Yes.
You want him to do it before you do it.
Even if you don't do it before you do it, my friend makes it round.
Round?
She makes it heart-shaped.
I see.
I've heard it's popular.
I see.
But in the end, your boyfriend will do it for you, right?
No.
He will.
Right?
It's not permanent.
Didn't you do it, too?
I did.
Why?
It's popular.
Why?
Didn't you do it, too?
It's popular?
That's right.
Why?
It's easier.
For what?
For various reasons.
When you're scolded?
No.
Stop scolding me.
Apologize to me.
If you're eating now, you'll get sick.
Apologize to me.
I see.
You shouldn't say "apologize me" at times like this.
It's gross.
It's weird.
Stop it.
It's gross.
Don't say "you're ugly."
It's not weird.
Stop saying "you're ugly."
Did you learn a lesson?
No.
If you say "no," I'll apologize, too.
- No way. - No way.
- No matter what you say...
- No way. - What are you doing now?
- Pai Pai people! - Yes?
- Are you number one in Pai Pai? - Number one.
- Really? - If I don't have work, I want to be Pai Pai.
- Really? - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
- It's more common for you to have work. - Yes.
- If you don't have everything, you become a beggar. - I see.
- You can't say "pain and nude" if you are Pai Pai. - Because you can't see it?
- Yes.
- But you are processing it, right? - Yes.
- To some extent. - Between? Between the "bira bira" part?
- Between? - What?
- Between? - Between?
- The "bira bira" part? - The "bira bira" part...
- It's a secret, right?
- You are doing it well. - Thank you.
- The "bira bira" part... - Yes.
- First, you try to remove it. - Yes.
- And if you are happy with it, you can think about it. - Yes.
- I see. - I see.
- You are doing it gradually. - But it hurts, right?
- It hurts. - It hurts.
- The laser... - That hurts the most.
- There is a laser. - Even Brazilians can do it.
- Look at this. - A leather...
- When I was a student, my ex - boyfriend told me to shave.
- I've had my boyfriend shave me in the bathroom. - Your boyfriend?!
- My ex-boyfriend. - Yes.
- It seemed like it was really exciting. - Yes.
- If you are going to do "bira bira", I want your boyfriend to do it for you. - Yes!
- Yes, including shaving. - I see.
- Did you find it helpful? - Yes!
- It was good. - It was good, right?
- You gave up, right? - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- See you later. - See you later.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- As you can see, we are looking for women who are having trouble.
- We are also looking for information about "Weekly Muscat News".
- Shall we move on to the second segment?
- "Sexy Weather Forecast". Mita-san, Kogawa-san...
Hi! Good evening, everyone!
This week, we had the M-1 Grand Prix, and Toro Salmon won!
Congratulations!
Who will win the next week's M-1 Grand Prix?
You pig!
Now, let's look at today's "Sexy Weather Forecast".
First of all, we are in Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku-ku.
Kabuki-cho is the coldest place in this winter.
In the bathroom, it's windy and it's easy to catch a cold.
On the bed, right neck, then left neck, then hip, it seems like a one-pattern attack.
Emotions are another matter, so please refrain from kissing just in case.
It's hard to dry around the collar and feet, so please be careful if you are straight from the wind section.
Next is Toshimaku Ikebukuro.
In Ikebukuro, when you lick your wet neck, you get heat, and "kun-ni-netsu" means "fever" is common.
If you are licked, lick it back and say "bye-bye".
Please refrain from being rebellious.
If you want to lick it, hold it in and put a rubber band over it.
Are you licking me?
Hey, are you licking me or fishing me?
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Next is Uguisudani in Taitoku.
In Uguisudani, it's low and high, and it's likely to get hot.
It's going to be difficult for lovers to catch the weather, so you'll have Derriheru's sky at home.
Just in case, you should prepare a folding rubber band.
In the case of a full room, you may choose a rental room.
By the way, everyone, the temperature is going down, so please be careful not to be naked.
Well, then...
Oh, my team!
Well, then, everyone in the studio...
We'll be back!
Now, the next segment is...
"Masukatsu Gachi Ozumo"!
Good evening, I am Mitsunohana Oyakata.
Good evening, I am Okubo Gahama Oyakata.
I know. I know. It's quality, right?
I know.
This is the only thing we have.
We don't have the money for katsura.
Listen up, Ozumokai. We're in big trouble.
But let's start with drinking.
You all drink, right?
If you have something to say about "masukatsu gachi",
let's make it clear this year, too.
Let's get rid of this year's dirt.
That's right, ma'am.
Let's settle it with sumo.
Yes!
If you have something to say, say it now!
You don't?
We do.
You all have hedrons in your hearts, don't you?
We do.
Shall we get started?
The first one is...
Kanzaki!
Who would you like to talk with, Kanzaki?
Asuka.
You two, step forward.
You have something you want to say, right?
It's unexpected.
You two get along well?
We do.
You two get along well?
You do, right?
Then say it!
Hey, I'm finally going to say it.
What is it?
Come out.
Come out?
Shikari!
You know...
For this year's "zengoku" tour...
You canceled all of the local "kobako" shows...
And only performed at bigger venues than "zepp".
What were you doing?
Is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me say it first.
"Kobako" is rude to the local people, isn't it?
Stop it!
She turned it around.
Calm down.
Why didn't you perform?
Huh?
Okay, I'll answer.
It's because I had my period.
There's a reason for that.
I had my period...
I was on vacation...
Can you buy a dog?
I had a dog.
I had my period...
I was on vacation...
I bought a dog for 3.6 million yen.
You can't buy a dog alone, can you?
All of you should buy a dog!
That's weird!
You don't need a dog!
That's weird!
Let me say it again.
I had my period...
I bought a dog for 3.6 million yen.
If you...
If you had your period...
Can you buy me a lunchbox?
Are you buying me a lunchbox?
I did.
Are you buying me a lunchbox?
It's a powerful lunchbox.
Did you buy me a lunchbox?
Huh?
Did you buy me a lunchbox?
What did you buy me?
Who would buy you a lunchbox?
What's wrong with you?
You're a sabitsu.
Do you think you're the best in your district?
Do your live show properly.
I went to college instead of university.
At that time? All of a sudden?
I didn't have any words of gratitude.
Who would give you a gift of fate?
You're so full of yourself.
If you're going to say that and say it, I'll say it.
When did you come out of Osaka?
Two years ago.
That's right.
Two years ago.
What?
You were my chateau.
Chateau?
You were my chateau?
Really?
Is there a chateau relationship here?
So?
You...
Chateau?
You were my chateau, but have you been biting your master?
Really?
Why did you say that?
There's a chateau relationship.
I'll say it first.
Why?
It's Eren.
I'll say it.
Say it.
Say it all.
Say it.
Eren?
Say it live.
Where is it?
How are you doing, 20-year-old idol who surrounded you in your chateau era?
Watch out!
I'll give you a taxi fare, so call me right now!
Are you doing well, 20-year-old idol?
20-year-old...
20...
Who is it?
Is it a shock attack?
I don't know who you're talking about, but I'm doing well!
I'm glad.
Then, then, then...
I, too...
I'm sorry for betraying you.
Then, I, too...
My lower body...
My lower face looks like it's going to forgive me...
My lower body really looks like it's going to forgive me...
I'm telling you...
You...
Last week...
Or was it this week?
At the intersection of Roppongi...
You were crossing with a criminal!
I'm not a criminal! I'm a minor crime!
You're a minor crime!
What? What?
What's going on?
If you say that, I'll shoot you in the head!
What?
Stop it!
I get it! If you say that...
I can't laugh anymore!
There's no end to your laughter, so search for it in Smore!
Smore! Smore!
It's a place for you!
Come on!
You can say anything! You can say anything!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Akatsu-san! Akatsu-san!
Akatsu-san! Please!
Please introduce yourself!
Akatsu-san, how is it in the Smore industry?
I have a lot of things I want to say...
In the Smore industry?
But I don't have any offers...
Thank you so much for creating a place like this!
Please say it!
I'm really angry!
I don't know what I'm angry about...
I'm really angry about the commentators making fake episodes!
Is it a fake episode?
It's definitely a lie!
Because I'm pretty close with you, Smore-san...
There aren't any fake episodes like that!
For example, which one?
For example, Fuji-zeki hit Takano-zeki's head with the Irejie of Hakuho-zeki...
There's no one like that at Hakuho-zeki!
Every episode, different commentators make it themselves...
Eh, really?
To see whether it's interesting or just like a competition...
I understand! I'm ready so please go ahead!
Yes, I'm listening!
It's hot when you talk like that...
Ready...
Go!
So fast!
What?
Your leg came out.
No, no.
How was it?
After you fell down,
your leg came out.
Yamazaki!
Yeah!
What? Why?
From now on you are Satoshi!
You are Satoshi, you bastard!
Why?
Sumo is not allowed to kick.
Shut up, you idiot!
Can't I kick like this?
You can't kick like this.
Sumo is not allowed to do that to a loser.
It's a pose.
A pose?
You are the worst.
Don't talk like you know everything.
I don't know much about you.
Let's continue.
Who do you want to fight?
Subu.
Why?
Aren't you good friends?
We are good friends.
We even go to a fight.
We go to a fight.
We went earlier.
You are good friends.
You know something, right?
Tell her.
Hey, you know...
What?
You always stand by Asuka.
Don't you think you are on the same level?
No, I don't.
It's common.
No, no, no.
I don't think you are.
Asuka is the reason why you are invited to the event of pachinko.
Right, right.
You can invite me.
Because you like it.
We're in the same class.
No, no, notice me!
Everyone around Asuka is ugly.
No, no, that's not true.
No, everyone around Asuka is ugly, so...
No, not at all.
That's amazing.
Everyone around Asuka is ugly, so...
No, no, take me with you.
Doesn't it sound like I'm the bad guy?
Everyone around Asuka is ugly, so...
No, we're not ugly!
We're ugly!
Ah, we're not ugly.
Right, Kanzaki is ugly.
Well, well, we're all ugly, so...
Well, I might be ugly here...
But I might sound ugly, but...
I'm pretty at first glance.
If you look at me closely, I'm usually...
Japanese-style.
Is that so?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't really...
have a face like this.
Me?
I mean, at first glance.
I don't like it, but I'm like a girl, like a good girl, and...
Also, after recording, you always ask me "Did you like me?" "How many points did you give me?"
What are you doing?
No, it's your words, but you're the one who asks me like that.
Which one?
Also, listen to me.
You're ugly, so you think we're the same, right?
You think we're the same, right?
Right?
It's not like that.
This person is probably the most masculine and has sex.
I don't! I don't!
You thought you weren't having sex!
No, no, no! I didn't!
You betrayed me!
Don't lie to me!
You always lie!
When did you last have sex?
Three weeks ago.
You!
You betrayed me!
You did it too!
You're the one who should apologize!
Why did you apologize to me?
Why?
Because you guys are so pitiful!
You!
Who's pitiful?
You apologized to me!
You're pitiful!
You're the one who should apologize!
And you!
You!
You s criticisms are shit!
You did it too!
You!
You did it!
Lara!
Akatsuki don't look at my panties!
Take off your underwear and pants!
Be careful!
It's over!
It's important!
Take off your skirt!
What's up? What's up? What's up?
I saw your panties, but I lost.
That's not true. I knew you had a long life ahead of you.
That's not true. I wanted to show you my panties, but I couldn't see your name at all.
I was looking like this all the time.
Weren't you looking at your chest?
No, I wasn't.
You were only looking at your panties.
I wasn't looking at my panties at all.
Really?
I wasn't.
What were you looking at?
I was looking at my tie.
I wasn't looking at my panties.
What color are your panties?
They're white.
No, they're not.
They're not white.
I've always seen you with a kind eye.
Akatsu-san!
Akatsu-san, I thought you were a smart guy.
I'm a smart guy, but I wanted to show you my panties.
That's why I was looking at my name.
Really?
But you were only looking at your panties.
I was only looking at my name.
That's not true.
You were looking at your panties all the time.
Looking at your panties is a lot of work.
What's up with you? Are you okay?
It's not a stretch article. It hurts.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's enough of that.
Come back here.
Now we can make up.
We can make up.
If we can't make up, we can do it again later.
Let's move on.
Who's next?
Kurosawa!
Okay!
Kurosawa wants to work on...
Yoshida.
He's an executive.
He's an executive of Momoko.
What is it?
There aren't many Momoko colors today.
What is it?
Is it because you're tired?
No, it's not like that.
Please.
But I'm going to loosen up the firewood.
Be more Momoko-like.
Please get Momoko-san closer.
I'm sorry.
It's too hot.
Kurosawa is angry.
Huh?
It's in there.
Hey, Yoshida, you!
Huh?
If you studied abroad for three months, you can't dye your hair pink just because you're an international student!
Huh? What do you mean?
You can't dye your hair pink just because you're an international student!
I'm not dying it!
You're right!
It's pink!
It's not because you're in Thailand.
It's just fashionable.
Oh, I see.
People say I'm wearing international clothes, but I'm originally from Thailand.
I can't help it if you say that.
I don't know about that!
You're always wearing a swimsuit when you say you're from Thailand!
That's because I have a pool at home.
I don't know about that!
Unfortunately.
So...
Oh, I see.
If you don't have a lot of photos, you'll forget about Yoshida.
But you're going to study, but you're riding on Ahiru- san's float and playing!
I'm studying!
I'm studying, but I'm studying!
You're studying, but you're just riding on the part you're studying in order not to get bored!
That's all!
But I was studying a little bit because I thought you were studying, but you were eating a rainbow cheese cake and cheese sandwich!
Can you speak properly right now?!
That's because you're an international student!
You can't speak, can you?!
So you say I'm a little grown up in Thailand?
I know you can speak Thai.
I've never seen you speaking Thai!
You can only speak it with a Thai person.
Talk to a Thai person!
I can talk, but I don't know what you're saying.
I don't want to talk!
Then what have you been able to do for the past 3 months?
Sing your own song!
Help me!
I was going to sing all of your songs, but I don't think I can do it yet.
What? What are you saying?
You can't sing all of my songs!
I'm coming back for a concert!
I don't know!
You don't stand a chance!
I don't know! I'm going to sing all of your songs!
That's impossible!
What are you saying?
Then stand out more than me!
I'm already standing out!
Where are you standing out?
Get out of my sight!
You're staring at me!
So you're eating too?
You're making me mad!
Hey, you! You think you're better than me, don't you?
Don't you dare talk to me!
I'm so mad!
Why are you guys so funny?
Because you talked to me, I'm just resisting.
What do you think?
That's why I'm talking to you and eating you.
No, I'm the one who's mad!
Don't talk to me like that!
I'm talking to you!
Huh?!
You don't need to do that.
Even if you don't talk to me like that, I'll talk to you like that!
If you don't dye your hair pink, you won't stand out!
Is that all you can say?!
Kurosawa, say something else!
Pink is fashion!
I'm not trying to stand out!
If you want to stand out, do it!
Why don't you try it?
If you want to stand out, do it!
Kurosawa, don't cry!
Don't cry!
Kurosawa, don't cry!
Don't cry!
Kurosawa, don't cry!
Don't be sad!
You hit me!
Don't be sad!
I'm just playing with you!
You won't win against me for the rest of your life!
Don't play with me!
Momoko, don't play with me!
Momoko!
Kick me in the face!
That's why you came to my house!
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?!
Shut up and get ready to kick!
If you don't...
Go!
What's that?
Yoshizawa!
Is ending!
He is ending!
Yoshizawa!
Stop it!
Yoshizawa!
Get back!
Yoshizawa is strong, so...
Stop it!
Panties!
Stop it with your panties!
Stop it!
Kuro-san, you can't win!
Stop it!
Kuro-san, you can't win!
Please prepare something to say!
I don't have anything!
Stop it!
Next, Yumetana-chan!
Who is your opponent?
It's Matsu!
It's a meatball match!
That's right!
Do you have anything for Matsuoka?
Here you go, Yumetana-chan.
It's a meatball match.
It's a good style.
Recently,
Okubo-san seems to like you.
I'm jealous of you!
Recently, my era has come.
Okubo-san, you like me, don't you?
Please show me one of your special skills.
Shut up!
Ah! No! No! No!
Let me go! Let me go!
No!
Be quiet!
You can't stop me!
Calm down!
Anyway...
I'm more popular than you.
Why is that?
I'm just a little bit popular.
But you don't like it, do you?
No!
Calm down! Calm down!
It's not like that!
Calm down!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Really?
I have a bad feeling about this.
Calm down for once!
Anyway, let's fight until we lose.
Let's fight!
We've never lost until we lose!
Really?
We've never lost until we lose!
We can win! We can win!
OK! OK!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
But Matsuoka is good at fighting.
I think it's going to be a good fight.
It might be a dream come true, but do your best! Do it seriously!
Lower your waist! Lower your waist!
Pull! Pull!
OK!
Yes! Yes!
Pull!
OK! Let's go!
Let's go!
Calm down!
OK!
Ready!
Fight!
It should be live!
But due to time...
Yume Kana-chan!
I was Yume Kana-chan!
Oh, Matsuo!
You couldn't make it?
I see.
Why?
Well, it was a good match, but if you have any problems in the future, let's solve them with sumo, so please tell me.
I was surprised. Are you okay?
That's all for "Maskatsu Gatchi Ozumo".
Yes, it's a one-time commercial.
Midnight Ride Show
Is there any news from "Maskatsu"?
Yes, there is.
On December 29th, Friday, Shibuya, Tsutaya, O-East, Ebisu Maskatsu 1.5's first live show "Love Hogai no Akumu" will be held.
Tickets are only a few left. Please come and see us.
O-East!
How was it?
It's unusual for us to say "boring" or "long", but sumo was really fun.
It was a great effort.
Everyone praised you.
We're fighting seriously.
It was a great effort.
What did you think of sumo?
A woman's "gatchinko" sumo was more powerful than ozumo's.
That's interesting.
But it's too early to say "beer bottle stories".
Really?
Is that so?
That's all for today.