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"Woodpecker's Night" is the night when you will be fascinated by "that Ebisumaskatz," the butterfly of a lovely night.
"Ebisumaskatz," a wild show in the middle of the night.
This program is a regular discussion of sexy incidents that you have heard in order to protect the future order of life.
"Woodpecker's Night" is "maskatz"'s "t-r-i-s-c-k- e-r".
I'm Shizu, host of "Woodpecker's Night".
Good evening.
"Woodpecker's Night" is a show where we talk about everything from sexy incidents to old jokes in "maskatz" style and solve them in general.
So, everyone of "sexy woodpecker" "t-r-i-s-k-e-r"
Good evening.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up.
You're noisy. You're making me excited.
You're noisy. You're noisy.
What's wrong?
Someone I don't know is here again.
Are you shy?
Yes.
You look shy.
That's right.
So, for example...
Are you Kojima?
Nice to meet you. I'm Minami Kojima.
Your voice...
It's a lie.
It's not a lie.
It's true.
I've never heard this voice before.
Is it your real voice?
Yes, it's my own voice.
You know...
Your special skill...
Oh!
Don't do it.
I want to see your special skill.
I love watching people's special skill.
Can I use it?
Yes, you can.
You can use it here.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
I'm going to skip behind the cabinet.
One, two...
Why is it like this?
It's fun. It's fun.
It's fun.
Hey.
Violence!
Akiko-chan!
What is it?
Akiko-chan, you've been acting like an AD since last week.
Oh, right.
Are you already doing it?
It hasn't even been two minutes since the opening.
So, are you wearing a mask or not?
Make it clear!
Really.
How much did you save?
Can I say it?
Two million!
Mmm...
Really?
This is...
Can you imagine?
Yes, you're the one who said it.
I have a secret.
If you're really in trouble, I'll lend you up to 500,000 yen.
No, I'm just saying it and getting involved in weird things.
That's right.
It's better than getting all messy.
And a new face.
New face!
What is it?
Personally, I like my older brother.
Wow, you must like him!
I really like him.
Kankami-chan, you're good at singing, right?
I like singing.
Do you have one phrase?
Sure.
I'll sing "Tokyo Sexy Night" by the Ebisu Muscats.
Sure, let's sing it.
"Wodori sugide kanjiruno" (I feel it because I've danced too much)
That's a good voice.
It's like you have a habit of singing like that.
I get it now.
You have a habit.
You have a great arrangement.
I think I like older men who are bad.
Does it look like it?
I don't like bad men, but I think I like bad men.
But it's Shoya, right?
He's really sharp.
I often drink with older men.
I love them.
You don't have many good relationships, do you?
That's right.
People say I'm a dameo killer, but I think I'm a good person.
I think I like directors.
When you were on "Battle of the Years", you said you wanted to be a director.
I know.
You look like me when I was young.
You look like me.
You look like me, right?
What is it?
Don't throw away the AD.
This is...
What is it?
At least you should give me a perfect AD.
What is it?
Mitsuura-san, you look like a hacker. Are you okay?
Which part of me...
Is it this part?
Is it here?
Is it the white jacket and the collar of the stand?
Is it around here? I'm okay.
I'm not conscious of it, so it's okay.
Mitsuura-san, you have a blood pressure problem.
My blood pressure isn't high. I'm okay.
You're angry, so say it.
No, I'm angry about my hormones.
Yes, about your hormones.
Are you okay?
Anko-chan, do it properly! There were a lot of weird comments last time, too.
You're in the way.
I'm not in the way.
What is it?
She's introducing me.
Also, Natsume-chan.
Natsume-san.
She's from Fukui Prefecture.
Fukui Prefecture.
My name is Natsume Hanami.
Also, Natsume-chan. What else is there?
She's avoiding me.
She's avoiding you.
She's avoiding me.
She's avoiding me is what people say. I don't mean it like that, but...
You have a good ear.
I have a good ear.
That's right.
I haven't heard that for years.
You have a good ear.
I have a good ear.
She's very kind to her mother.
It's a song from Fukui Industry University.
She's singing a song.
Did you go to Fukui Industry University?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
It's not me.
What are you singing?
It's a song I like.
You're getting ahead of yourself.
It's okay.
It's a song you like.
Dreams, hope and love.
Fukui Industry University.
Excitement, excitement starts.
Fukui Industry University.
Excitement, excitement, excitement.
I have a lot of dreams.
Fukui Industry University.
Super painful!
It's painful!
Why do you use tweezers?
It's painful!
Did it hit you?
Yes.
Are you okay?
It hit me in the middle.
In the middle?
It's painful.
It stinks.
It's painful.
Are you okay?
I think your song was very good.
Was it?
It's not "boko", is it?
It's not "boko", but...
I see.
We have a present for you from Muscats.
That's right.
If you tweet and comment during the live broadcast,
Muscats members will receive an autographed Abema- kun plush toy.
We will send you a DM from Abema-tv official account,
We'll do our best.
I thought so, too.
I thought you weren't going to say hello.
She's Momoko.
She's Yoshizawa.
She's not Momoko.
She's Momoko.
I thought you were going to say hello.
You look like her.
Don't you wear Chanel?
You look like Morikumi last week.
You look like Morikumi last week?
Thank you for coming every week.
You look like her.
All right.
Let's start with this new segment.
Muscats' angry wild horse news!
This is reporter Kogawa. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're smart.
A lot of people call me "high heel momoko".
Momoko, momoko.
It says "where's the apple?" but I won't say it.
Shall we start?
Nice to meet you.
This segment is about Muscats' angry wild horse news!
Nice.
Lastly, Ms. Seiron's Mitsura-san...
What was it?
Ms. Mitsura-san's opinion board.
Please decide if Muscats' opinion is correct or not.
It's Ms. Seiron, after all.
Let me introduce this week's lineup.
Here it is.
Was there anything this week?
Let me introduce them one by one.
Ms. Emuno's wedding too many questions.
Next, entertainers not being able to continue.
Taxi drivers' violence issues.
There was one.
Lastly, men's decorations not stopping issues.
They're not stopping.
This is what everyone is really angry about.
Where should we start?
Ms. Emuno's wedding too many questions.
Who wrote this?
Ms. Matsune.
She's angry.
Why?
Ms. Emuno's wedding...
From July of this year to November of now...
She did it seven times.
Weddings are once in a lifetime.
The reason I'm angry about those seven times...
I'm sorry, but I'm crazy.
You're saying too much.
Isn't it because of that?
You don't have to say it.
Let's talk about Ms. Emuno.
Is Ms. Emuno weird?
Ms. Emuno's first wedding...
Ms. Emuno...
You're being nice.
I'll say it.
She did a wedding with people she used to get married with.
In her second wedding, her husband did a wedding with people he used to get married with.
She did it seven times for people he used to get married with.
Apparently, her husband didn't like it.
He said he didn't want to do it again.
They're getting really close.
How do you know about that?
I saw it on the internet.
You saw it on the internet?
That's why you're angry?
I'm angry.
Isn't it because you weren't invited?
It's not because I wasn't invited.
Are you friends? Do you know each other?
We don't know each other at all.
Is that normal?
It would be nice if it was a wedding to show your gratitude for your parents.
But isn't it just a wedding to show off?
What do you think about this?
I was invited, but I couldn't go.
You couldn't go?
You're similar in type.
Even if you go, you don't have to show your gratitude.
You can eat and drink for free.
Isn't it okay for you to do it?
It's just a party.
But if you do it seven times for yourself, you won't have to pay for child support.
That's a big favor.
I'm just proud of being a heroine.
But there are so many people who have been by my side that I can't do it once.
I want to thank you all properly.
You don't have to say hello to everyone.
You're probably the only one who has that opinion.
I envy you.
There are people who say that.
Are there?
Do you have friends?
In the first place?
There are.
There are a lot of people.
You don't have any plans to get married, do you?
I don't.
I only hear that sometimes.
Do you have any comments?
Not particularly.
I'm not particularly interested in it.
It says "Net Cramer's Classification".
That's what people like you write.
That's why people call me "Cramer".
Cramer.
By the way, are you the only member who is married?
I was married only once.
Normal, right?
I had about four friends.
Really?
Yes, in Niigata.
Both of us were a family.
We were small.
Because you didn't have friends?
I only had four friends.
Because you didn't have friends?
Four is enough.
You were small.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
Have you ever been in the care of your seniors?
Yes.
Your seniors and your guardians?
My guardians and my seniors.
Oh, I haven't called them.
Oh my.
Have you said hello?
Hello?
Yes, you said hello and got married.
I said "I'm getting married" on LINE.
What?
Is that how you feel?
Yes.
Then what did you write?
Congratulations.
You wrote "congratulations"?
Yes, I wrote "congratulations."
I see.
I'm happy.
I'm self-satisfied and I feel like I'm being treated badly.
You're the one who's self-satisfied and you feel like you're being treated badly.
No one can agree with you.
It's time.
It's time, so Mitsura, can you judge Kawakami's opinion?
Yes, I will.
For Kawakami...
Yes.
Stupid.
She finally said it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing for Ms. Misono?
No, for Mr. Kawakami.
Yes, for Mr. Kawakami.
She's angry about the information network, what's wrong with you?
You shouldn't speak ill of her.
Please let her go.
That's right.
We want to tell you about what to do.
Please find a nice man for her.
I hope you do.
I hope she finds a good man.
But maybe not, be careful of that.
It's Misono, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's Misono, isn't it?
She said Misono for the first time, so it's fine.
Is it Misono?
Is it okay?
Let's continue.
The next one is about the unreasonable problem that entertainers have.
Who is it?
Yes.
Are you two angry?
Yes.
Oh, then which one do you want to start with?
Yes.
Recently...
Yes.
There are too many unfavorable things about entertainers.
Well, there is news about it.
I can't forgive it.
Unfavorable things?
Yes.
Even though we love each other in public...
In public?
In public...
Even though we love each other in public...
I can't forgive loving others.
Unfavorable things are unthinkable?
Also, there is something about Grammy Idols.
Who are you talking about?
Well...
There is...
There is Mr. O!
Mr. O...
I don't like being looked at like that anymore!
Really?
Misono?
Is it the same thing?
I can't stop complimenting comedians.
You can't stop?
I totally agree with complimenting.
You do?
Comedians have been called "gay parents" for a long time.
Also, my father taught me that men who can work hug women.
That's wonderful.
It used to be like that in the past.
I think it's okay for me to be hugged by people who can work.
But there's something I'm angry about.
What is it?
Why...
Ms. Emusako?
Yes, yes.
I'm going to ignore you for a moment.
Why did you say "off-white"?
She said it.
Can you do it?
She asked me if I was white or black and I said "off-white".
That's off-white.
That's right.
I can't accept it.
You should say it.
I want you to say it.
If I were hugged by you, Ms. Emusako...
You're the famous Ms. Emusako, aren't you?
I want you to say that you hugged me.
Which one is it?
You can say you were hugged because you protected girls.
You said "off-white" and "off-white" and it was on TV later.
You said a lot of things.
But I can't forgive you for not being famous for your off-white behavior.
Right?
So...
I want you to say it.
I want you to admit it.
To a man?
To a man.
I want you to say it.
Does it mean I'm famous for my off-white behavior?
You were used by someone.
If you were famous for your off-white behavior...
Right.
You wouldn't like it, would you?
If a celebrity said it...
You would say "you were used by me"...
You would do it, wouldn't you?
You would go out with a popular celebrity and...
I would do it.
You would do it?
I would do it.
I'm quite shameless.
Do you do it?
I do it often.
Don't kid me.
- Natsume-san, are you a gradual? - I'm a gradual.
- Are you doing it? - No, I'm not.
- It's weird for you to say you're doing it. - I'm not doing it.
- Are you sure you won't do it? If Ms. M. Sago says you should go for a drink? - If you say we should go for a drink, I won't say no.
- We'll go. - We'll say we'll go for a drink.
- We'll go. - We'll go.
- You'll take a picture of you, right? - Yes.
- What do you think about that? - I thought we were done for.
- But if you're going that far... - It's not like we're going for a drink.
- But if you say "no, no, no, no, no, no, no" in the middle of it... - What will you do?
- We won't go.
- We definitely won't go here.
- We're going to your olive spa.
- We won't go!
- Go!
- We won't go to your olive spa.
- With who?
- With Ande-san.
- What's he doing?!
- I'm not doing it!
- Stop it! - Are you crazy?!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- I'm so mad!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Why are you doing this?!
- You tried to crush me!
- She's laughing!
- I heard that you refused.
- I didn't!
Say it properly! If you say it wrong!
(Laughter)
If you say it wrong!
Please guide your opponent!
(Laughter)
Don't laugh!
(Laughter)
It's scary!
(Laughter)
What is this?
(Laughter)
It's over.
Who will you judge?
Ishioka and Mitatsujin.
Who will you judge?
(Buzzer)
Please forgive each other!
(Buzzer)
What is this?
Sorry!
No problem!
Sorry!
I hate it when I'm the first one to go to a taxi driver.
Because I don't know the way.
Because I'm a newcomer and I don't know the way.
Please tell me.
There are people like that.
To such a person.
No, I'm doing it as a professional.
That's how much you know yourself.
I've ridden with someone like that.
That's about it.
You can tell me.
It's about where you go.
It's like that.
Who?
Who is he?
Why are you a celebrity?
Hachimitsuka?
When are you talking about Hachimitsu?
He's doing it with Hachimitsu Jiro.
He's doing it because he's a professional.
Seriously.
Hachimitsu Jiro.
Forget about Hachimitsu Jiro.
How long are you going to say it?
I can't think of it yet.
What happened to Hachimitsu Jiro's mozunabe?
The one in Shibuya.
What happened?
I don't know.
I was curious.
But a taxi driver...
When I'm asked, 'Why are you a beginner?'
I'm the type of person who thinks, 'Don't make excuses for that.'
Really?
You have that opinion too, right?
Do you want me to drive you?
No.
No?
I'll get angry.
Even if I'm asked, 'Why are you a beginner?'
I'll think, 'I'm paying for it.'
I'm doing my job as a professional.
So I want the taxi driver to be a professional too.
Please tell me why you're a beginner.
You're actually pretty firm about that.
Do you fight?
She says what she wants to say.
You're going to fight, right?
You're a person who's a little unkind.
There are a lot of people who have given up.
Yeah, I know.
But, if you're going to take me that far,
If you're going to take me that far,
You didn't have to be so nice about it.
My appearance looks like a child,
When I get in, the driver of the taxi says, "This girl doesn't know the way," and takes a little detour.
That happens. It's the same road as always.
It's bad that I didn't notice it, but if you take a little detour and the fare is a little higher, you'll be shocked that you've been licked.
Don't you say that?
I don't say it. "Thank you very much."
If you don't say it, you'll be licked.
But that person won't see you again.
I see. You'll put up with it.
Even though you're a great driver, when you get licked a lot...
What? Is there anyone like that?
Even though you're a great driver...
Even though you're a great driver up until now...
Even though you're a very thoughtful driver, you often get licked just so you don't get caught.
Is there such a person?
There is!
I want to say it, but I can't, so I think it's unfair.
You think it's unfair?
I can't say it. It's like mental violence.
It's like that.
Mental...
It's because it stinks.
You can still open it.
Yeah, you can still open it. I want an appeal like, "It stinks."
Also, it smells like poop in Tokyo.
There are times when it smells like poop in the car.
No one will do that!
But if you do that, you'll get caught.
There is such a thing.
There is such a thing in Tokyo.
There is!
I see.
So, Mitsuno-san, please give us your opinion.
What are you doing, Aoi-san?
I'm getting angry!
She's getting angry for the first time in a while.
Everyone here is worried about the hornet.
It was good for the first time, but...
It was good.
What did you do?
Taxi, driving, accident...
Did you do too much?
Yeah.
Can you not get so angry?
There is information that there is no mozunabeya in Shibuya right now.
That's good.
Okay, let's calm down.
That's right.
You can't get so angry.
That's not good.
That's not good!
Let's move on.
This is a problem that boys can't get enough of.
Who is it?
Minato Jenk.
That's what they say.
She's pretty angry.
Why is that?
She's too late.
Boys these days.
Boys.
There are times when I'm embarrassed.
What do you mean?
When I say it, we go out for a drink and it's just the two of us.
I'm appealing to you that you don't have to do it today.
How do you do it?
I missed it in the beginning.
You say that?
What should I do?
Isn't it lame?
Isn't it lame and old?
I really missed it in the beginning.
I can only see it in white CL.
It's a little old.
It's a little old and I missed it in the beginning.
I like cats.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
You're talking about cats.
It's not like that.
And?
I'm appealing like that.
But he doesn't come from there.
I'm giving you so many hints.
I'm trying so hard.
Then you come home?
Or "Let's go to the hotel."
But there are times when you're not the type.
I think so.
It's not like that.
I'm too confident.
You're pretty popular.
The more you know each other, the less you look like a good woman.
It's the worst.
My first impression is very good.
It's getting worse.
You guys were mostly bad.
You're right.
You're so shallow.
But overall,
I don't think I'm the only one.
Have you ever been tempted by a good man, but you didn't get it?
I don't think so.
I think it's okay to decorate.
If you want to do it, you can do it yourself.
I think it's okay.
What do you mean?
Tell me.
I like you and I want to go home with you today.
I'll take you home.
I'll never let you go.
I often watch your videos.
Let's go.
I'm angry.
I'm okay with decorating men.
But sex is a man's thing.
Men don't care about it.
Please tell me about your technique.
I instinctively follow you when I have that kind of atmosphere.
Really?
I'll swing you.
You're following me.
Are you following me?
I'm following you.
Really?
I've never seen you follow me.
Sometimes you want to see me follow you.
I have a question.
Sometimes you don't feel like that.
In that case, you should do it alone in front of the other person.
What?!
It's a new feeling.
Really?
It's like "look at me".
That's funny!
Look at me!
And you're like "huh?"
That's amazing!
I'm not that worried about it.
That's amazing!
Are you okay?
Don't you hate it?
It's okay if you're not that worried about it.
It ends with self-satisfaction.
If you're okay with it, you can do it.
You can do it.
That's amazing!
Is there anyone who can agree with you?
No one.
You're amazing.
You're calm when you're angry.
I can't stand it.
You're amazing.
You're different.
How long will you do it?
I'll do it for you.
You're doing it for me?
Should I end it?
You're doing it for me?
So you're doing it for me?
You can do it for 30 seconds or 5 minutes.
It depends on your condition.
It depends?
If you don't have time, 30 seconds.
Can you do it in 30 seconds?
She can do it.
How long will you do it?
I can do it for 5 minutes.
You can do it.
You're amazing.
That's one way of doing it.
You can enjoy it like that.
That's a good way of thinking.
I see.
What are you thinking about?
Are you excited about what you're seen?
I'm excited about what you're seeing.
You should know.
Even though you don't have any experience.
You should know.
Minato-san's theme is "Men's jewelry can't be stopped."
What was it?
Aoi-san was too shocked.
Aoi-san was too shocked and said, "Well, I guess you're right."
I wonder if it's Aoi-san's opinion.
I guess you're right about a lot of things.
That's amazing. I'm surprised. I'll go home and puke.
I'm surprised. I'll go home and puke.
She was surprised and said, "I'm surprised. I'll go home and puke."
It was a dark time.
This was Muscat's angry "beast beans" news.
Next is sexy weather forecast at midnight.
Kamisaki and Mita.
Yesterday was November 22nd, couple's day.
Now couples are sleeping together in bed.
Let's see today's sexy weather forecast.
First is Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku.
Kabuki-cho is covered with cold air.
By the way, you may happen to hit a billboard.
If you hit it, you may get injured.
So you should wear a helmet and a rubber band for your son.
"You may happen to hit a billboard" means how big it is.
That's right.
How big is it?
I'd like to know.
It's about this size.
It's big.
Yes, it's quite big.
So please be careful.
Is there such a big billboard?
Next is Susukino, Sapporo.
Susukino is also covered with cold air.
It seems like a man and woman couple's "sexless" will continue.
Oh, I see.
However, it seems like the sun will come in with "shoulder up".
I see.
Body touch from massage, sometimes "feeling good", sometimes "shaky", it seems like the sun will come in with "shoulder up".
Congratulations!
It's a long-term sexless recovery.
Next is Fukuoka, Nakasu.
Yes, in Nakasu, the front line of sex is standing out.
They say "should I peel an amaguri (sweetfish) for you?" or "do you smile when you see a food's "tobikko" ?
Sexism is rampant among mature girls.
Please be careful of girls who don't know.
By the way, Okubo-san and Mitsuura-san, do you know about this?
I don't know about "tobikko" and "pintokonai"
I often see "tobikko" behind the weekly magazine.
I want it.
"Tobikko"? Thank you very much.
It's a delicious food, isn't it?
Yes, "tobikko" and "shishamo no tamago"
Oh, correction!
Earlier you said that "tama tama dai no hyou" will come in "kabuki-cho" weather.
But you said "hyou majiri no tama tama" will come in.
"Hyou majiri no tama tama"?
"Hyou majiri no tama tama"? What's going on?
"Hyou majiri no tama tama"?
Well then, thank you for waiting, studio-san.
Oh, my "itching"!
When did you come up with it?
Hyou majiri no tama tama
What does it mean?
It's been a while.
Let's get the title.
Let's continue.
New corner "muskutsu" news ranking.
Reporter, please.
Oh, ma'am!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, it's hard to work in the middle of the night.
Are you watching, boss?
Are you watching?
This is the corner.
What is it?
Among "muskutsu" members, we will introduce "makiokotta" news in a ranking format.
Various news will come out today.
Don't you know about it?
There seems to be something.
The news around you.
Scary, isn't it?
Let's start with the third place.
The third place.
Here it is!
Ms. Mita! Traveling abroad means moving helicopters.
What does it mean?
Ms. Mita is one of "muskutsu"'s top celebrities with assets worth 600 million yen.
She went on a flat overseas trip the other day.
At the time, it took about an hour by ferry.
It takes time and you have to board a ship.
You charter a helicopter.
Wow!
Do you really want it?
Yes, I do.
What's going on? Who got it?
Did you get it from somewhere?
Yes, I got it.
I tried to buy a helicopter.
What does it mean?
Ms. Mita, are you really rich?
It was really comfortable.
Because it's comfortable?
The ferry doesn't shake and it's a private space, so no one else is there.
I arrived in 15 minutes, so I thought it would be nice.
Like, "Should I get this ferry?"
That's right.
I have a picture of it.
Wow!
Here it is.
Are you serious?
Ta-da!
Celebrity!
Wow!
Did you buy sunglasses that look good on you in front of the ferry?
And I don't like it when it's a little thin.
It's a little thin.
Where did you get it?
I got it at a lounge waiting for a ferry.
A lounge waiting for a ferry?
It's like an airport lounge.
It's my first time using it.
How do you get the money?
With a card.
No, no, no. Not a method.
What do you do with it?
Is it your father's card or something like that?
Yes, it is.
That's right. It's your father's card.
Amex.
Amex. Black?
Platinum.
Platinum?!
Platinum is at the top?
Platinum is...
What color is your card, Ishioka?
Purple.
Purple?!
Isn't it just an illusion?
It's okay. It's not an illusion.
I have a purple card.
Purple.
I don't know where it is just by looking at it.
Purple card.
By the way,
The other day, we purchased three sets of expensive underwears for 100,000 yen each.
What are they like?
Do you want to see them?
We don't have them.
Where?
Why? Isn't it somewhere?
What do you have?
Here you go.
No!
This is a live broadcast.
No!
Twitter is for fans, isn't it?
This is a live broadcast.
Why?
Is 100,000 yen underwear and 3,000 yen underwear different?
It's very different.
What's different?
The quality is different.
Even one embroidery is delicately sewn.
It's loose, isn't it, Ms. Ishioka?
No, it's not loose.
I'm really a groovy idol.
Is that so?
But I only wear really good bras and underpants.
Oh, really?
Yes, but I wear them for two years or so.
Two years?!
I wear them for two or three years.
They last long?
They last long.
They've gotten really loose, haven't they?
But the underpants you're wearing are really big.
They're big?
When you put them on, you really look like an old woman.
You're wearing old woman's underpants.
But people who wear underpants usually have their buttocks drooping.
Really?
It's not drooping at all.
Their buttocks are drooping.
Do you wear underpants, Ms. Mita?
Yes, I wear underpants every day.
You're wearing underpants again today?
Yes.
Underpants don't settle down, do they?
You can cover your hips.
But my buttocks are...
I'm a finalist in the beauty hip contest.
I don't know.
I don't know where it is.
What kind of contest is it?
Is it really there?
Where is it held?
It's a beauty hip contest held by a magazine.
It's really there.
I've mentioned it in my lessons.
Lessons?
It's said that a C-back is best for maintaining your buttocks.
Is that so?
Show me your buttocks.
Are you really going to show me?
Can I turn it around?
You can show me, right?
Wait a minute.
Is it okay for me to wear it?
Why are you wearing it?
You can wear it, right?
Underwear?
I'm wearing underwear on top of my underwear.
That would be nice.
Can I show you?
It's really pretty.
You're a finalist in the beauty hip contest.
I'm not a winner.
You're a finalist.
Ah...
Oh, I see.
It's pretty.
Why are you wearing underwear?
No...
What in the world is going on in this section?
What did you say?
You're wearing underwear.
Why, Eddy-san?
Why?
It's heavy and I'm wearing underwear.
Let's move on to the second place.
The second place goes to...
Ishioka Mai's pet is not cute at all!
Ishioka-san?
The pet is cute!
No, it's cute!
The pet is cute!
The pet's bad words hurt me the most.
I know, I know.
What is it? Um... Shachihoko-san's daughter?
Ah, that's not it.
What is it? What was that exchange just now?
What is it?
Shachihoko-san's daughter and Ishioka Mai-san.
Ah, I see.
She's from Nagoya.
Ah, I see.
What is it?
What is it? That's enough!
What is it?
Shimura-san's daughter.
What is it?
It's cute!
It's cute, right?
Is it a dog?
It's a dog.
It's a chimera.
It's definitely a chimera.
It's cute even though it's a dog.
Let's all see it.
Ah, is there a picture?
Yes, there is.
It's cute, right?
Yes, it's this one.
Ta-dah!
Wow!
It's cute!
- She has white eyes. - What's that?
- It's not like that. - She has white eyes. What's wrong?
When I went back to my parents' house after a long time, I was so happy.
I was so happy.
It's called a sense of dynamism, isn't it?
It's a picture that represents that.
- Scary. - Natsume-san, what's wrong?
No...
It's not cute.
It's not cute, is it?
I don't think there are any pictures like that in Japan now.
Are you okay with this?
It's called "Noah".
- Oh, really? - "Noah".
But it's not like only this picture turned out like this.
That's right.
But when I get excited,
my eyes get bigger because I'm Chihuahua.
Your eyes get bigger.
- I thought it was cute. - She has white eyes.
- It's not like that. - Mitsura-san, what do you think?
It's not like that.
When a dog has white eyes, it's usually when it feels fear.
It's not like that.
You won't rebel, will you?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Please don't put it up like this.
It's not cute.
It says it's a dog of fear.
Yes!
And the first place goes to...
What will it be?
Oh!
Natsume Hanami, entertainer Tea and Disney appeared!
Who was it!?
Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!?
Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!? Who!?
Oh, it came up. Who is a comedian with this?
Oh!
You said you wouldn't double name it!
Oh, my!
You're dating a comedian!
You're already famous!
It's a double name!
Oh, my!
Yes, he was on a Disney date with comedian T.
Who is it?
Yes, this is what viewers are saying.
Oh, my God!
Who? Who?
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
Who? Let's all say it.
Oh, my God!
Me, too!
Hey, Yuina!
Don't say it yet!
Yuina, seriously.
Seriously.
T...
Terakado Jimon.
T...
Terakado Jimon.
T...
Terakado Jimon.
T...
Tits and Tomo.
What?
Tits and Tomo?
Both of them are T.
Both of them?
Oh, my God!
Who?
Someone who is good at Disney.
Ah, some talk about what they are good at.
Don't say whose talent they are good at.
Heh!
Tommy's Masala.
If it was Tommy's Masala, I couldn't handle it at all.
Really.
Even if you did handle it, is it okay for you?
It's okay.
It's not okay!
Tamori-san or Takada Junji-san?
You're asking for too much.
It's not too much.
But he is a very popular comedian.
A duo?
A duo.
I really don't want to date anymore.
Why? Are you serious? Are you dating?
Are you dating?
If you're dating...
We're not dating.
You're not dating?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
We're not dating.
You're about to go on a date.
That's right. We haven't done anything yet.
This is a fact. We went on a Disney date.
Wow!
I don't know if it's a date or not.
We're good friends.
Can you think of someone you want to go out with?
It's a little different from going out with someone, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
Are you sure you don't want me to go out with you?
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you. I know you.
I know you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
I know you. I know you.
What kind of gag is there?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Stop!
What's this?
Illusion?
Wait a minute!
What's this?
Is there anything special about his head?
Head? Head? Head.
Spider show!
You really know this, don't you?
Now, here again, midnight's sexy weather forecast. Broadcast is connected. The site of Mita-san, Kogawa- san!
Yes, it's been a while. The temperature has also dropped a lot.
Couples who have finished the first round, please be careful of the break while you are barefoot!
Yes, I thought it would be in your mouth.
Yes, then I would like to continue with the sexy weather forecast.
First of all, it is Kitashinchi, Osaka.
Yes, Kitashinchi seems to have a lot of toxic air that blows in from the Japan Sea side.
That's right.
With pure toxic air, clothes and other things may get dirty, so it is better to carry clothes and other things in case of an accident.
By the way, Mita-san, where in particular is toxic air harmful?
Oh, that's right. Especially around this stomach area.
Then it may be better to prepare both upper and lower body clothes.
That's right.
Yes, then everyone, please be careful of toxic air.
Yes.
Next is Sendai National Department of Health and Welfare.
Yes, in the National Department of Health and Welfare, minimum pressure will develop and "pervert bastard" will become active.
"Pervert bastard"?
Yes, there are changes that excite you while taking in screams and joy, so please be careful of girls around you.
Be careful!
I'm scared!
Due to this, you will become "pervert" and later "bearded dolphin" and sometimes "kuro-chan".
"Bearded dolphin"!
Have you met "hikuro-chan" before?
Yes, she is a very dangerous person.
I see.
Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful of her.
Next is "Sakae 3-chome" in Nagoya.
Yes, in "Sakae 3-chome",
the number of "mokkori" will increase and you will become "funsoku-biyori".
Funsoku-biyori
Please be careful of "guzen-oyosotte-iretekoyou- to-suru-oji-san"
Guzen-oyosotte-iretekoyou-to-suru-oji-san
Please be careful of "usude-no-gomu" as well.
Usude-no-gomu
Please be careful of "usude-no-gomu" as well.
By the way, you have a dog, don't you?
Yes, I do.
What is its name?
I call it "Hakomi-chan".
What a cute and wonderful name!
Thank you.
By the way, I have a dog, too.
Oh, do you?
Yes, my dog's name is "Helpes".
It's cute, isn't it?
What a cute and wonderful name!
It's cute, isn't it?
This is for "Mitsura-san" and "Okubo-san" in the studio.
Oh, "maitshing"!
"Maitshing"!
Please change your dog's name.
Helpes
Please change your dog's name.
Shall we continue?
Next is "masukatsu-oyasumi-denwa".
I see.
This is a segment in which "masukatsu" calls a celebrity who can't sleep and says words that will put them to sleep.
"Masukatsu" is a celebrity who can't sleep.
She often appears in this program.
Her name is "kuro-chan".
kuro-chan
She appeared in "hentai shissou" earlier.
kuro-chan
Is it connected?
If you press this, it will be connected.
I'll press it.
How do you press it? Is it OK like this?
Yes.
Oh, it's like that.
Huh?
Did you press it?
Where is it?
Do you want me to send it?
I'm sorry. The ladies are calling me.
Hello?
Yes?
This is Oasis.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Can I speak in a low voice?
We don't speak in a high voice.
Well, I can't speak in a higher voice than I thought.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry. It may be my fault.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
I'm Kuro-chan, who is energetic at night.
You are in a low mood, but you can't sleep, right?
That's right.
I can't sleep at all and I'm in trouble.
I see.
Why can't you sleep?
Recently, I've been affected by the TV.
People say I'm a liar.
People say I'm a monster.
People say I'm ugly.
People say I have a bad image and I'm not popular at all.
I see.
In order for you to sleep soundly,
can you say something to Mita-san?
Can you say something to Mita-san?
Kind words.
Kind words, please.
You like Mita-san, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'm not a liar and I'm not a liar.
Hello?
M-Mita-san?
Sign?
Boing?
Good night.