AISubs v3.5
"Woodpecker's Night" is a charming night of butterflies, a night that fascinates those Ebisumascats.
Ebisumascats - Wild Show at Midnight
In this program, we thoroughly discuss sexy incidents that you may have heard of in order for the mascots to protect the order of life in the future.
"Woodpecker's Night" is mascots' "t-r-i-n-g-o- u-s"!
Hey, hey, hey!
Suebe-san!
Lower it! Lower it! Lower it!
It's about to start!
Lower it! Lower it!
That's great! It's Ebisu Maskatsu 1.5 midnight wide show!
I'm your host, Shizu!
Welcome!
It's the second week, Mitsuya-san!
When I got home last week, I had a hangover.
You haven't gotten used to it yet, have you?
Yeah, and I had a dream of being eaten by a demon.
You've brought home quite a lot of stuff.
But you know, Aoi Tsukasa-chan's closed bag and the name "Shogeki" (shock)
That's no good!
"Shogeki" (shock) is bad, you know?
Really, you have to be careful.
It's happening again today, you know?
Please make it funny.
It's a secret information, you know?
Please do.
Today, we have a few players who aren't here.
Oh, yeah! Instead of us, we have a lot of people who are here for the first time.
For now, we're Ebisu Maskatsu!
Yay!
How is it? Is there anyone you're interested in?
I don't know who it is.
It's my first time participating.
What?
It's my first time participating!
Um, guess...
My name is Yoshizawa Guessu-yuki, and I'm from Thailand.
Guessu-chan.
Yes, I'm a guest woman.
You're a huge guest woman.
I'm not that big of a guest woman, but...
Excuse me!
What is it?
Um, Echiro-san, this person is Yari-man.
Wow!
That's...
That's a weird name!
But... but...
I don't know...
That's...
I mean, Hasebo is loose, so...
Hasebo, right?
Yeah, Hasebo.
It might not be Yari-man.
It's Yari-man, right?
It's Yari-man, either way.
It's not a bad thing, you know?
Yeah, if it's not Yari-man, you won't get hormones.
Yeah, for your health, right?
Yeah, I want to do it.
Yeah, right?
Also...
Which one do you recommend?
Recently, my favorite is Matsuoka-san.
Matsuoka-san?
You know Matsuoka-san's recent favorite, right?
Kumonda.
Oh, you mean...
Um, Angel Sanaka-san's...
Um, sexy Angel Sanaka-san's...
Excuse me, stop it and do Kumonda.
Kumonda!
Why are you trying to do something new?
Kumonda!
Echiro-san, you love Kumonda, don't you?
I want to see Kumonda.
Wow!
Kumonda!
I don't like it!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Can you show us?
I'm scared!
What's wrong, Ishoka?
She's wearing a skirt.
What?
Ishoka!
Don't introduce me like that!
She's Ishoka's mother now.
Ishoka is wearing a skirt.
Stop it! I don't care which one is wearing a skirt!
Stop it!
People have different sexual preferences.
Right?
That's right.
By the way, what did you do for "Closer Beach" today?
She's a half Japanese and half Yugoslavian.
"Closer Beach" Atsuko.
She passed away due to illegal stay.
What?
She's not coming back.
What?
She was forced to come back.
I see.
I thought she would come back.
However, a new lady came this week.
Right?
She came from Ibaraki.
Please show us your teeth.
You came here yourself.
You should show us your teeth.
Your teeth are getting better and better.
They're turning yellow.
Mitsuura, did you steal your parents' number?
I won't tell you!
I'm keeping it a secret from my parents.
I'm on this show.
I won't tell you my parents' number.
I won't tell you.
Why are you bowing?
Why are you wearing a mask?
I won't wear it!
Please show us your teeth.
Please.
What is it?
Is it a pine cone?
There is a switch on your forehead.
What happens if you push it?
Please push it.
Mitsuura, please push it.
What happens?
No!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up!
It makes you so excited!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Multi- global fans are enjoying this pandemic.
Yes?
It's during a program of "Talk Amusingly and Talk To Each Other",
which plays conversations and solves problems of everybody all over the world
from sexual assessments to grandpa jokes.
Everyone, let's do our best to distribute it, okay?
Yes!
Also, last week we also delivered a sexy weather forecast!
- Oh! - Ah!
Ah, that low-class and arrogant voice.
Today, Mihiro or Momonogi,
either of you will wear a leotard or vote on Twitter.
Please look forward to seeing which of you will wear a leotard!
- Yes! - Yes!
Also, do you have any announcements from Muskunts?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Tsukasa-chan. - Yes!
- Aoi-san. - Um...
During the live broadcast,
a Muskunt member will give you an autographed Abema-kun doll!
- Yes! - Yes!
If you win, we will send you a DM from Abema-tv's official account!
- Yes! - Yes!
We look forward to your comments!
- I see! - We look forward to your comments!
You rubbed it in properly, didn't you, Matani?
- Ah! - Ah!
It's okay, I'll do it now.
- Ah! - Ah!
- You did it! - As expected!
- Ah!
- Do you have to do it? - Ah!
- As expected of Reject! - Eh?
- Ah! - Ah!
- I'm making fun of you, but... - As expected of Reject!
- Ah! - Ah!
- I'm making fun of you, but... - As expected of Reject!
Then, shall we go first?
This corner is...
This corner is where we talk about the world's events and news that we're curious about.
First of all, here's this week's news.
I see, it's under your feet.
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
And here...
Oh, geez...
I'm sorry.
Oh, geez...
I'm sorry.
Oh, geez...
Ow, ow, ow...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's not bad.
It's expensive.
Give me the screen.
First up...
The entertainment industry's...
Eri!
I'm in it.
I'm in it!
Eri!
I'm in it!
I'm sorry.
Should I wear a mask or take it off?!
Is it okay for me to do it?!
I can't do it.
Is it okay for me to do it?!
First of all, here's the entertainment industry's disadvantage problem.
Isn't it bad?
Well, it is true, but...
Is there anyone who has a particular opinion on this?
This is the news I brought with me.
Yes, guest.
Recently, when I turn on the TV, I feel like I'm only doing bad news everywhere.
That's true.
There is something new every day.
And now, this bad news has become the subject of discussion.
B-san?
B-san is already...
Ah!
This bad news...
Don't say "B"!
Let's pay attention to that.
I think it's become a trend.
Trends, yes.
Now, actresses and members of parliament...
Ah!
Like Dejsa and Kish...
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone is only making bad news.
But, when people in this industry make bad news...
After all, they get a big compensation.
For example, a commercial will be removed.
A show will be removed.
There will be no place for exposure.
I think it's amazing.
Even so...
Why does everyone only have sex?
Sex...
I see.
Even though it's a big compensation, why doesn't it stop?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
Is it bad to have sex?
What?
What do you mean?
You're definitely having sex.
If you say it's bad...
If you have sex, is it bad?
Well...
Generally, you would have sex, right?
Hmm...
Even though you're definitely having sex...
Hmm...
For example...
If you want to shave your head...
Shaving your head...
If you're a little off-white...
Ah!
It's bad, right?
Yes.
Are you definitely doing it?
You're definitely doing it.
If it were me, I would say I'm doing it at all.
Ah, even for girls?
Yes.
I think it's lame to do it so halfway.
Hmm...
I see.
If it were me, I would say I'm doing it.
It does feel lame, right?
Yes.
Hmm...
What is it?
Yoshizawa-san, you've lost weight.
Morikomi-san, you've lost weight.
Ah!
Soft sex!
Soft!
Not that hard yet.
It's not hard.
Soft, soft.
Ah!
When was he killed?
Hmm...
One month ago.
Ah!
You can do it if you're free!
Ah!
Hide-chan, you think I'm strong?
Ah!
Even I think so.
Strong?
Well, well, well...
It says you're "real."
Ah!
I think "free" is "lossful love."
Hmm...
Then I'll ask you all directly.
Hmm...
For you all, what is "lossful sex" and "lossful sex"?
Hmm...
Ah!
There was a show like that.
Hmm...
There are a lot of things like that.
Ah!
What is "lossful sex"?
Tell me about "lossful sex"!
Hmm...
If it's "lossful sex," isn't it "money-gathering sex"?
Ah!
You can't do "money-gathering sex"!
What is it?
It'll become your business!
It's not just "gathering".
Like money?
For example, you meet a nice man and have sex.
And you get a mansion as a result of it.
What?!
Isn't it good?
A mansion as a result of it?
There are many people like that.
There are?
I hear it quite often.
Especially in Minato Ward, Lopponi and other areas.
Especially "gladol" which is a lot of "gathering".
Gladol! Gladol! Gladol!
Because you can't make much money from "gladol"
you have "gathering" with men who are drinking to get money.
And... a mansion?
You get a rent for a mansion.
You hear it quite often, don't you?
So, I'm Gladol...
Liar!
I'm not lying!
I'm going to release a DVD.
You're lying!
It's a love story DVD.
That's disgusting!
It's lame!
It's lame, that DVD.
It's a love story DVD.
It's lame and disgusting.
What's up with you?
What's up?
What's up with you?
Don't say it.
Opinion?
Poisonous?
Poisonous sex?
I think...
3P is a gain.
She's like a man.
Is she a man?
From a woman's point of view?
She makes me do two things at the same playtime.
A lot of things.
She makes me do a lot of things at the same playtime.
I think she's a man.
Positive.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
That's a lot of money.
But if you're a woman and you like it and you like it, you're a man.
I see.
What else is a man's sex?
Do you get money? Do you feel good?
But I think sex is about catching an AV actress and watching a movie.
I think that's a man's part.
I think that's a man's dream.
If you're not an AV actress, you don't have to do it.
Shut up!
Stop it!
You're not an AV actress, what are you doing?
That's not it.
You're not an AV actress, are you?
That's not it.
You just came back from Thailand. I don't want you to say that.
I came back from Thailand, so I have a lot of things to say!
Stop it!
I'm sure you have a lot of things to say.
Stop it!
Don't cry, Kurowo.
I'm not crying at all.
That's what I'm getting into.
I see.
Then what is "benefit" and "harm"?
What is "harm"?
Is there such a thing as sex?
Have you ever had such an experience?
I'm glad I didn't do it.
Then Minato.
Minato, do you want me to do it?
You look like Shigeru Muroi.
I'm not Shigeru Muroi!
I'm reading your essay!
It's interesting, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
You can say that in a normal way.
What is it?
One, two, three, four, five!
You're funny!
You taught me!
You taught me, so I'm sorry.
Muroi Shigeru-san's Yuritsuka Mikeru?
Mikeru-kun?
Right, Muroi Shigeru-san?
♪ Midanjuku Karu ♪
No, it's not Muroi Shigeru!
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
No, is it okay if I say it?
What is it?
It's basically about sex, but isn't it good to have sex with someone you like?
I think it's a good thing.
Isn't it?
When you have sex with someone you like, there's an unexpected problem.
What is it?
You end up having sex with your friend.
Ah, you end up having sex with your friend.
Naturally, you end up having sex with your friend, but your friend also ends up having sex with you.
What is it?
Isn't that pervert old?
It's a pretty good reputation.
It's a good reputation.
It's not pervert!
It's a pretty good reputation.
It's been popular lately.
"Isn't that pervert old?" is good.
I remembered something.
You remembered something? What is it?
It's because I work like this, but...
For example...
Who did you have sex with?
The people around you say it.
Sounds delicious.
For example...
It was different from porn.
Actually, it was tuna.
When people say things like that, it's a little painful.
It's tough, isn't it?
Have you ever been told that, Aoi-san?
I haven't been told that, but...
When I'm known as Aoi Tsukasa, I feel like I have to do my best.
It's tough, isn't it?
Because you're an entertainer, you have to say funny things.
But it's different from your private life, isn't it?
There are people who try to make you laugh.
Make me laugh?
What do you mean?
Make me laugh?
Make you laugh.
Like, "You're going to laugh, aren't you?"
I feel like all actresses in music videos laugh.
It's about laughing.
Tell her about it.
"Laugh" means "laugh out loud."
Laugh out salt.
That's right.
Laugh out salt.
Make you laugh out salt.
No, you're going to say something.
It's okay.
I know what you're going to say, so it's okay.
I said it in salt clothes.
I drank two bottles of salt.
Is it over?
Time's up.
It's over?
Mitsura-san, please summarize what you've said so far.
Um...
"Laugh out salt" means "laugh out salt!"
That's right.
"Laugh out salt" means "laugh out salt!"
Okay.
That's all for today.
Shall we move on to the next segment?
Oh, should I say it now?
Yes.
I'm scared.
Today's...
Blue...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Edison! Edison! Edison!
No, no, you can't say it now!
Please say it! Please say it!
I'll say it in a serious place!
It's okay! It's okay!
Kyodo Aoi Toji!
Aoi Toji!
Last week, this guy was really bad!
Can we trust this guy?
No! No! Absolutely no!
Can we not say it on the live broadcast?
What? What?
Who said it?
Last week, Asuka said a lot of things that never happened.
It became news again!
It did? It did?
It became news?
It's like Aoi's back row.
If he drinks, anyone can do it.
Do you admit it?
It's not like that for me.
Are you okay today?
If he drinks, anyone can do it.
That's right.
It's like Aoi's back row.
That's right.
Excuse me, but I feel like drinking today.
I don't know!
Drink!
I don't know!
What's wrong with you? Drink!
I can't drink this much air.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
She said I can do it freely.
She said you can do it freely.
This time, too,
if Aoi says something crazy,
we'll do this, and the picture will change,
and the audio won't play.
Okay, I'll show you.
Scary!
She has it, doesn't she?
It's scary!
The audio will play.
No no no, this is a little...
Wait a second...
This is a little...
Shouldn't we watch it?
No, you can watch it, I can't handle it alone, watch it.
No, please watch it, this is sensational.
Ouch ouch ouch, my butt hurts.
My butt hurts, ouch ouch.
This is no good, right?!
You're lying!
This is a lie!
This is no good!
This is a lie!
If this is true, I'll spit you out.
I know how you feel.
Is it true?
It's true.
You can't say that.
You'll be killed.
You can't say that.
If you can trust me...
If you can trust me, you won't die.
I'll do my best.
She has common sense.
I'm scared.
Is it true?
I'll do my best.
I'm nervous.
This is not good.
We have to protect her.
You can't say that.
This is not good.
The hint is...
If you don't like it, press the button.
She is an actress.
Wow.
This is...
I can't stand it anymore!
Is that so?
Is it okay if we don't talk about it now?
No, it's okay.
It's been a while since we talked about it.
Five or six years ago.
Five or six years ago!
This is too much!
You can't do this!
I've never done it.
I just happened to have the opportunity.
You're doing it again!
I know you're asking for information, but you have to protect it yourself.
Ah...
A lot of lives have been saved.
So far, we haven't had any hits.
We haven't had any hits.
Midnight Wine Show!
Don't say it!
We lost!
No, no.
What?
Suddenly?
You're not going to say it?
Um... I'll say what I think.
I'll say what I think.
You're really not going to say it next week, are you?
Please listen to me.
The number of viewers is...
560,000!
What?!
It's not that much!
I'm sorry!
You can't say it like that!
It was 500,000!
500,000!
It's totally different!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
But the comments are amazing.
There's predictions and stuff like "nicolaski" and stuff like that.
Ah, the "up" and "ji" from earlier.
It's a little different.
Ah, too bad.
There's also "tsumoro"-san.
"Tsumoro"-san is a little older.
It's a little different.
But a lot of people have come and received it.
Hmm...
Then, shall we go little by little?
Ah, it's that corner.
Let's dig for "sexy weather" in the middle of the night.
Mihiro-san and Momonogi-san at the scene!
Good evening!
Was it Mihiro-san?
Yes, it was.
Good evening!
It's cold today, too.
It's cold. It's cold all over.
Do you know what day it was yesterday, November 16th?
November 16th?
Yes, yesterday!
I don't know. Was there something like that?
Is that so? Actually...
Bojorei Nubo was held!
I see!
Yes!
I've seen it somewhere.
That's right!
There are many people who drink delicious wine and feel edgy tonight, aren't there?
When you get drunk, you feel good.
I can hear you saying "zukkon" and "bakkon"!
I can't hear you!
Don't say it like it's a bug's sound!
It's like autumn.
Let's look at today's sexy weather forecast!
First, Kabukicho in Shinjuku.
Kabukicho is limited.
Kabukicho is cold and it will be chilly from night to morning.
Please be careful of guys flirting with you.
Kabukicho is 10% chance of flirting with you.
Please prepare a thin rubber band so you can flirt with anyone.
So you can flirt.
But it seems like there are girls who only flirt with you after they flirt with you.
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
That's true.
Next is Ueno in Taitoku.
Ueno has thick clouds in the sky and it seems like there will be a lot of thick guys and girls having sex.
It seems like it will be cloudy.
It seems like it will be cloudy from flirting, later breaking up and sometimes having sex.
Please be careful of this pattern.
That's right.
If you get serious about flirting, you're out!
Next is Minato-ku in Roppongi.
In Roppongi, it seems like it will be a weather where celebrities can easily choke.
If you drink too much pollen or get too excited, pollen will increase and you will be warned not to break up.
Celebrities who like flirting should wear sunglasses and masks.
If you get into a scandal and leave in one fell swoop, you will be forced to fold garbage in place of a charm.
You will be forced to fold garbage in place of a charm.
Celebrities are being targeted.
That's right.
Well then...
Mmm... My Ching!
A fan! A tiny fan!
Everyone in the studio...
We'll be back!
We won't be back!
What a waste!
What a waste! My Ching with a fan!
Will this weather be of use?
It will be of use. Please be careful of dust.
Shall we continue?
Next time...
"Weekly Zuri Zuri Check" Part 2!
This time, "muskuts" were interested in...
This article!
Ta-dah!
What is "new era" of TV?
It's like turning off the TV.
Yes, I'd like to ask.
Who is it?
Minato-san.
Recently, "new era" of TV is frequently asked, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The other day, on "abema-san" as well...
The 72-hour free TV program...
The number of viewers was amazing, wasn't it?
Yes.
And... I wonder...
On "abema-san"...
You can use LINE...
Up to that point...
Ah, yes.
But, if it's a local public broadcaster...
The number goes down, doesn't it?
There are many things you can't do, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes...
I can't understand LINE anymore...
Why can't we do it?
Hmm...
The regulations are very strict...
If it continues like this...
What will happen to TV?
I'm worried about TV.
You think so, don't you?
There was something like that, even on "muskatz".
What was it?
Was there such a thing?
Yes, there was.
What was bad about it?
Well...
There was "painage", wasn't it?
Yes, yes, yes...
Or "putting it in a cardboard box"...
Yes, yes, yes...
There was such a thing, wasn't it?
We're doing it with the intention of making viewers laugh...
But viewers say "painage" or "put it in a cardboard box"...
Isn't it frustrating?
Yes, it is.
We're doing it to make people laugh.
It's fine if it makes you laugh, isn't it?
That's right.
We want people to laugh.
That's right, isn't it?
They say "painage" about it, don't they?
We're looking for a place where we can say bad things...
Are we watching TV in order to do that?
It's very harsh...
It's annoying.
You like TV, don't you?
That's right.
What's your favourite TV show?
My favourite TV show?
"Downtown" on Wednesdays.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's really funny.
I see...
Do you have anything else you'd like to say about the new era of TV?
Yumekana-chan, what do you think about it?
Internet TV is really funny, isn't it?
Even before this show came out, I downloaded Abeba TV...
Yes, it's really funny and I love it.
I see...
So you can't help it even if the internet is cancelled?
That's right.
Don't put your hand between my crotch while you're talking.
Mitsura-san, your glasses...
Oh, no!
Your way of laughing is funny, too.
Lady-san, I don't know what you want me to do...
You're doing a good job, though.
What do you think about Subway and TV?
I love TV, but...
There are fewer and fewer interesting TV shows now...
There are too many people complaining about it...
There are too many complaints about one person...
And I grew up watching variety shows...
So I learned what's wrong and how far you can go...
And if you go all the way to this line, you're done for...
And you'll end up in a bullying zone...
I think I learned that from TV...
I see...
But you say that in the beginning...
But now, there are too many regulations...
And you can't do anything about it...
So you end up with a lot of bad guys...
Regulations and bad guys...
You don't know how far you can go...
That's why you end up like that...
You're thinking about it carefully...
I'm sorry, but I thought you guys were stupid...
Think about it, Miya-chan...
I want to ask you guys...
Then...
What is "new-generation sex"?
Why?
New-generation sex?
New-generation sex...
I think sex is changing...
I think it's different from before...
What is "new-generation sex" that you guys think of?
New-generation sex...
This sex is new...
If a love doll improves its performance and does "fera" for you, you'll become like a real human being.
Then you don't need a woman anymore.
If a love doll does "fera" for you...
What am I saying?
I said it.
A little straight forward.
But there is a possibility of that happening.
If a love doll improves its performance and does "fera" for you, you'll become like a real human being.
Is there an old-fashioned sex?
Old-fashioned sex...
It starts with a kiss, goes down to your neck and up to your chest.
Isn't that old-fashioned?
It's not old-fashioned.
Why is that?
It's fine.
Even if you put a manma in it.
Isn't that old-fashioned?
Isn't that rambo?
I only do sex that fits my shoulders.
It's a new era.
Who does it?
Me!
I only do sex that fits my shoulders.
To your shoulders!
Ishioka-san, shut up!
What are you talking about?
To your shoulders!
It's not a manual, but I think it's old-fashioned.
Does that mean you're always "go"?
What do you mean "go"?
Does that mean you're always wet or wet?
If you're not wet, I'll put a toothpick in your mouth.
Rambo, you're right.
You're like Kato-chan.
But in the new era...
In a park...
There's a public telephone.
Like a public telephone, there's a blue can box.
A blue can box?
When you're dizzy, you put in the blue can box and you feel better.
It's not a hotel.
A blue can box?
Does that mean you might be able to do it?
It's like a magic mirror.
You might be able to see it from the outside.
It's exciting.
It's new.
You can't do that in that world.
You're too high level.
I'm surprised.
She's had sex for over a year.
Why did you say that?
She said it in a loud voice.
I didn't say it.
I ignored it.
You ignored it?
Recently, everyone listens to me.
I haven't had sex for 8 years.
You're so loud!
If you don't say it, I'll kill you!
It doesn't matter if you don't say it.
It doesn't matter if you say it for 8 years.
I'm not interested in it.
You should be more interested in it!
I don't know.
She's a middle school student in the countryside.
She's not a middle school student in the countryside.
Is it me?
Fujiwara is thinking about a new era of sex.
Fujiwara, tell us about it.
Sit down!
Yuriko, you just got angry.
Fujiwara, tell us about it.
Fujiwara is thinking about a new era of sex.
He's using a dowsing machine.
Yuriko, sit down!
Sit down!
I'm sitting down.
You're sitting down, aren't you?
I'm sitting down.
Yuriko, you just got angry.
I'm sitting down.
Tell me about it.
Fujiwara, will you think about it?
If you put the guy you want to find in the dowsing machine...
The dowsing machine will find you and catch you.
What are you talking about?
You'll get in trouble.
We'll edit it anyway and cut it.
Cut it out!
You can't do it.
Isn't it cut off?
I hate it when it's cut off!
It's not cut off!
Fujiwara has a lot of matching apps now, so it's like that.
You don't have to do anything.
I see.
What's funny about it?
It says "Fujiwara, sit down."
Fujiwara, sit down.
I'm sitting down!
Can you stand up?
What is it?
It's a problem of height.
What?
It's Okubo-san's sex.
I'm basically outside.
What?
As a memory of today, I was on the escalator of McHarry Messe.
What?
It was disgusting, so I said, "Sit down!"
McHarry Messe is rude!
I can't say it anymore, so I said, "Sit down!"
Sit down!
I thought it was good.
I'm sorry.
I apologize in McHarry Messe's behalf.
I'm sorry in McHarry Messe's behalf.
By the way, I think the way of saying "ah" in the new era will change.
Ah...
It's getting old, isn't it?
Ah...
What's up?
I heard there is a video that you can watch in VR.
Yes.
There is a VR that you can watch in front of you.
I've heard of it.
It comes out before you know it, doesn't it?
It's 360 degrees.
You can use earphones and hear whispers.
What?
There is such a thing.
I wonder what it is like.
360 degrees...
What does it look like?
Ah! This is it!
This is it!
Wow!
I don't like it...
How does it look?
I really don't like it...
It's VR and you can see without it.
Can you see it?
Ah...
Ah!
No! No! No no no!
No! No! No!
What happened?
No, no, no!
What happened?
No, no, no!
It was like a battle of wild beasts.
Really?
It was like a battle.
But we couldn't see where it was coming from.
What happened?
This way and that way. It was amazing.
Look at this.
Can I look again?
Oh, no!
No, no, no!
It's not like that.
It's a fortune-telling.
Wow!
No, no, no!
It's a fortune-telling.
Today, we will have a fortune-teller, Love-chan, guess our fortune.
Love-chan, please.
Please.
First of all,
third place.
Mizugameza
Is there anyone from "Mizugameza"?
Is there anyone?
No one.
Oh, "Imugane-chan" is from "Mizugameza", right?
Third place is "Mizugameza"'s "You".
If you are too patient with sex, it is easy to think that it is still long, so be careful!
Girls have to pretend to say it or it will last long, so be careful!
I bought it!
Next, second place!
Second place is "Otomeza"!
Is there anyone from "Otomeza"?
Is there anyone?
No one.
Oh, "Imugane-chan" is from "Otomeza", right?
No one.
Second place is "Otomeza"'s "You".
When you are most excited while playing, your mobile phone may ring.
It seems better to turn off the power so that sex does not get wet.
So that sex does not get wet...
That's right.
When you turn off the power, your mobile phone may ring.
Oh, I see.
Next, first place is...
Congratulations! "Sasorita" is from "Sasorita"'s "You".
No!
"Sasorita" is from "Sasorita"'s "You".
No!
Can you be quiet for a moment?
I'm sorry.
No!
I'm sorry.
"Subu-chan", "Subu-chan"
She is strong.
Because Kourin is doing it.
Kourin and Nobu-chan.
I'm sorry.
Nobu-chan is dangerous, so I'm sorry.
Sasorita
Black-faced.
Why is that?
I'm sorry.
Your luck will increase by doing "sasorita"'s "you" challenge.
Let's try a lot of things and there seems to be a lot of quarreling.
Do you turn off the light or turn on the light?
Please be careful not to quarrel.
That's first place.
That's right.
The last one is this week's "sad sex".
Dabu-chan, please.
The last 12th place is...
I'm sorry.
It's "you on the crab seat".
Are you still there?
Hey!
I don't need it.
Someone put it in.
The worst reunion is...
It's because it's not now and it's easy to come forward.
The worst result is...
It may attract attention with the release of "hamedori".
It's not the worst.
This week, please be patient with just a kiss photo.
If you are famous, please be especially careful.
Be careful of "hamedori".
Yes.
This week's lucky item for adults.
If you carry "hamedori" which is small in area, you can avoid disaster.
Mitsura-san and Okubo-san, please put it in your bag and carry it.
"Hamedori" which is small in area?
Yes.
Do you carry it?
Yes.
Do you put it in a chair?
No, in an emergency situation.
In an emergency situation?
Yes.
I have courage.
I understand.
I'm doing fortune-telling now.
Midnight Fight Show.
Yuma-chan.
Yes.
What do you think about the number of viewers?
The number of viewers is 90,000 now.
90,000.
It's increasing.
Wow, many people are watching you.
Thank you very much.
However, there are many comments like "This bastard, Su-bu".
Yes.
Or "Su-bu, you're noisy".
"Don't look at me like that".
"This is bad".
Did you get excited?
A little.
It's uncomfortable.
It's uncomfortable, isn't it?
Again, we have a sexy fortune-telling and broadcast.
Mihiro-san and Momonogi-san, please put it in your bag and carry it.
It's cold but sexy!
It's still cold, isn't it?
It's getting colder and colder.
Right now, the air is very dry.
It seems like the wind is blowing.
Everyone, please be careful.
Now, let's continue to the sexy weather forecast.
Wait, you haven't changed your mouth yet.
Weather forecast.
First is Shibuya Ward, Maruyama Town.
Outside of the hotel.
Yes.
Maruyama Town continues to be a place where you can store your left and right balls during the winter.
You said that last week too.
It's getting more and more sensitive.
Please be careful of the lightness of the weather.
It's getting sensitive.
Yes.
In such a case, put a blanket over the ball and have a good night!
Put a blanket over the ball and have a good night!
Next...
Next is Gotanda in Shibuya Ward.
Gotanda.
Oh, it's Shinagawa Ward.
It's fine.
It doesn't matter.
Yes.
In Gotanda, there is a lot of air pressure from the queen.
Therefore, it seems like there is going to be a storm.
Oh, that's scary.
Oh, my.
Yes.
It seems like it's going to be exciting weather like "pig bastard", "later", "binta", "sometimes" and "tsuba".
Momo-chan, what are you saying?
Please be careful of "binta", "pig bastard".
Next is "Ikebukuro" in Toshimaku.
"Ikebukuro".
In "Ikebukuro", the low pressure of Karate is increasing.
Again!?
Yes.
While making "ll" with fingers, they involve senior entertainers and strengthen their force.
Please be careful of it.
Involving senior entertainers...
l.a.
Girls around you should wear tight panties and be careful.
In case of an emergency, please bring a folding rubber band.
If you have a folding rubber band...
Excuse me!
What's up?
I'd like to correct something here.
What is it?
Earlier, you said "gotanda" weather like "pig bastard", "later", "bastard", "later", "binta", "sometimes" and "tsuba".
What was it?
Yes. To be precise...
"pig bastard", "later", "bastard", "later", "binta", "tsuba"
I said it too quickly.
Why!?
It was a mistake.
Thank you very much.
Why do you say "tsuba"!?
Yes.
With that said...
Mitsura-san of the studio...
Yes.
Okubo-san...
I'll give you back.
No, no...
Thank you very much.
Why do we say "tsuba" in the end?
We say "tsuba" in the end.
I see.
Oh!
It's not "goodbye", is it?
Next...
Oh!
There is a new segment!
Oh! New segment!
New segment!
Oh!
Today's "sexy rock-paper-scissors"!
Aoi-san, please!
Yes!
From now on, Tsu-chan will do "sexy rock-paper- scissors" with her mouth.
Let's do it together!
If you beat me, good things will happen!
Then...
Let's go!
At first...
Grrr...
Ja... Ja...
Ja... Ke...
Pa...
What are you doing?
That's funny!
She said it!
She said it?!
She said "pa" and left!
Yes!
At first, good things will happen only on weekends!
At last, please be careful of careless mistakes!
At last, I'm sorry! It's normal!
It's normal?!
Well, see you later!
See you later!
What is this segment?
What is it?
Oh...
Wow!
It's good!
Oh...
Let me do it!
What?!
You look a little weird.
Ja...
That's funny!
I can't move forward from "ja"!
It's funny!
Do you want me to do it?
No, no, no!
Let me do it!
Please do it!
You might be able to do it!
I'll practice!
Do you have any announcements for us?
Yes!
On Friday, December 29th...
Ebisumaskatz 1.5's first live show...
"Zabhogai no Akumu" will be held!
There are only a few tickets left...
Everyone, please get your tickets as soon as possible...
and come see us!
We're waiting for you!
We're going live on the 29th!
So we only have 3 minutes left...
How was it?
How was it, Ms. Ishioka? You were talking a lot today.
Today was the most fun I've ever had.
It's only been 2 times.
It was the most fun I've had in 2 times.
How about you, Ms. Subu?
It ended so quickly.
I wanted to talk more.
Can we see this woman one more time?
Nichisan!
Ahhh!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Winfin!
Stop it!
Winfinentarou!
Stop making her angry!
The head woman can ride a yokari now and eat vidya!
That's right.
Is the author in?
Oh, yes!
She is in!
Welcome!
*clap clap clap*
Thank you for your 100,000 subscribers!
Thank you!
Lots of comments!
Oh, it's the weather couple!
How was it?
It was cold, wasn't it?
It was cold!
Really!
I'm getting old like this!
That's right!
This outfit is...
Are you okay?
Yes! I want to be in the studio!
You don't like being filmed?
Yes!
How about you, Momo-chan?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Oh, I see!
Please refer to it!
Yes, it's a foldable rubber band!
It's a foldable rubber band!
It's better to wear it like this!
That's right!
Well, we'll see you next week!
Yes!
Well...
Someone...Soukatsu...Aochi-san...
Can you bring us more information next week?
Yes!
Is there still more?
There is still more!
Wow!
It was really crazy!
Crazy!
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's out! Really!
It's out!
If this leaks...
It will be reported from various agencies and the entertainment world!
Yes, it will be sent to Japan!
Really!
Wow!
I can't say for sure!
But I'm looking forward to it!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Is it connected?
30 seconds left!
Is it connected?
4...
5 seconds left!
4...
3...
2...
1!
It's out!