AISubs v3.5
"Woodpecker's Night" is the night when you will be fascinated by that Ebisumaskatz, the butterfly of a lovely night.
Ebisumaskatz - Wild Show at Midnight
In this program, we will thoroughly discuss the sexy incident that you heard in order to protect the order of life in the future.
"Woodpecker's Night" is Maskatz's "T-R-I-C-K-E-R".
Mom!
What is it, Mom?
What is it?
What is it, Mom?
Is the transmitter working?
Is it working, Mom?
It's working!
It's working, Mom!
I'm nervous!
I'm scared!
This is the first time we're doing this kind of show on Oasis!
It's our first time!
It's our first time doing this kind of show!
That's right, it's our first time doing this kind of show, Mitsuura-san!
I didn't know it would be such an exaggerated show!
I'm sorry.
It's a little scary!
It's a little scary, Mom.
Mitsuura, you're white!
That's...
What is it? Is it a jacket? Is it your skin?
What is it? Are you praising me?
Please leave that person alone.
Who is it?
I'll tell you!
I'll tell Mr. KB.
Mr. KB is sweet.
Everyone, do your best!
I'll do my best!
You've changed into a passionate fan.
It's okay.
It's a two-hour live broadcast, everyone!
It's different from the recording, so please be careful!
Please be careful!
In order to protect the order of sex in the future,
this show will focus on sexy incidents in the ears of mascots,
and will only discuss them with women.
And so, we're the sexy army of mascots!
What do you mean "yeah"?
Are you all good friends with Mr. KB?
We're not good friends!
Not today?
Other than today's recording, we haven't talked that much.
Oh, really?
But, that thing over there...
Bullson... Is that Bullson?
I was just being prepared for that.
Why?
I was just being prepared for that.
Are you aware of Mr. Bullson?
No, no, that's not it.
Hey, don't talk!
Why?
I'm being called over here!
What is it?
Who else?
Who else is there?
Who else is there you're interested in?
Oh, this is Asuka Kiraru-san,
and she's the group's "don", or leader.
Leader!
I'll introduce you.
Who else...
Oh, Subu-san?
Yes.
As you can see, Subu-san is ugly.
But, did you quit Sancha's Girl's Night?
Yes, I did.
I was working at Sancha's Steakhouse OK.
But, it closed down the other day.
Steak OK?
It's not OK?
It's not OK.
But, you're really good at dancing.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Would you like me to show you later?
Oh, later?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Oh, really?
Oh, and Shibura-san.
Shibura-san?!
Shibura-san Family?!
Shibura...
Shibura-san Family?!
Shibura-san's...
Shibura-san Family?!
Shibura-san's...
Shibura-san's loved actress, Mihiro-san...
Yes, I'm Mihiro.
Mihiro-san is returning to the show.
She was originally in Must Guts' first season and now she's back.
Yes.
She's the newcomer.
That's right, that's the position we're in.
Also...
Can I say something?
Next to Bullson is Ms. Mitafujin...
Ms. Mitafujin?
A celebrity character...
Ms. Soshi...
I'll send you some money.
Really?
Really!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Seriously, your father is amazing.
Right?
Aoi, how much does Ms. Soshi have?
Ms. Soshi? Mine?
3.5 billion yen.
Aoi, don't talk!
That's amazing. It's like the Hironyagi Gallery.
I'm sorry for being late, but...
The commentator of the show...
She has a lot of male experience...
She's an ex-yougoslavian and half-japanese model...
Ms. Crosser...
Noriko!
Hello!
Ms. Crosser...
Wow!
Today you're yougoslavian!
Before we start...
So you're quite old...
Yes, I'm quite old...
How old are you?
I'm...
I can't speak...
I'm a little kid...
I can't speak...
I can barely speak...
We'll end in two hours...
So please, 15 minutes...
In addition...
In this show...
There's a sexy weather forecast corner...
Which one of you will turn into a leotard?
Please look forward to it!
Oh, you've already turned into a leotard, right?
It's over, right?
We'll have another corner like that later...
I'm also a mayor!
Wow, you're a mayor!
You're amazing!
I'm a mayor!
When did you...
I'm sorry about today's show!
I'll do my best!
Baba, do you have any news from Muscats?
It's a live show, so be careful!
Yes!
I have a regular announcement...
Yes!
This year...
On December 29th...
There will be a live show called "Love Hogai's Reversal"...
It's a nightmare!
That's enough!
You're stupid, you idiot!
That's enough!
It's a nightmare!
You have to do it properly!
Yes!
Your face is a little...
I see! Japan is shallow, so you don't know!
Suzuki-san, you know...
Your stomach is a little...
It's not normal, right?
Your face is a little unnatural, but don't worry about it.
Your face is white...
Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Oh, you don't want me to?
Yes, excuse me.
We'll give away this autographed Abema-kun doll that Muscats members donated to those who commented on Twitter during the live show!
We'll be waiting for you!
Oh, what's that? A lot of soy sauce?
Yes.
If you pour it in, you can smell it.
Aoi-sama, which part of it did you pour in?
This part...
I'm sorry about that.
About Aoi Itsukaze-san...
She said, "Is your breath black?"
My breath isn't black!
Are you okay? Your breath isn't black at all, is it?
Did you bump into something?
My breath comes out when I laugh a little, but it's the first time I've heard of it.
Your breath isn't black, is it?
It's a little cold, so it's a little cold.
Warm it up.
Warm it up?
If you rub it with salt...
Are you being careful during the live show?
Are you okay?
Shall we start? Let's go to the first corner!
Weekly ZuriZuri Check!
Let's go with ZuriZuri.
Reporter Asuka Kirara, please.
Yes!
What's up?
Kirara!
Yes!
What's up?
In this segment, we, sexy reporters, will introduce some rumors about celebrities we know.
These girls are playing with celebrities a lot and have connections.
So, they say serious information without hesitation.
We collected only the real information.
Don't worry! It's a live broadcast.
You're different.
You have everything.
Everything? What are you talking about?
You're strong.
Everything was taken out of you.
Let's get started.
Here is this week's "zuri zuri" article.
How many are there?
Yes!
What is it?
Is it real?
It's real.
What is it?
Is there anything you're interested in?
It's a hot topic now.
Can you write something seriously?
What is it?
Can you write something seriously?
What is it?
Is there anything you're interested in?
Which one?
Which one do you recommend?
Well, first of all...
Don't be greedy at first.
Be serious in front of the reporters.
Let's do it one by one.
I don't want you to do it at first.
Don't go too far.
This is a post from Kurosawa Bitchy.
Me?
What kind of love is it?
Um...
I'll wait for you.
Um...
No, I'll wait for you.
Mr. Okubo...
Um...
In "Shabikuri", in "Shabikuri 7"...
There is a person...
Oh, you mentioned it!
That person...
Actually...
I met him for the third time.
What?!
You met him for the first time?
After I said I like that show...
Oh, you did?
After that...
Um...
We met again late at night on a 24-hour TV show...
You met for the first time, right?
And then we exchanged numbers...
It was a little late at night...
It was a little...
It was a little late...
Your face is twitching, are you okay?
This is...
I've been twitching lately, too...
Um...
Oh, you mentioned Mr. Okubo earlier...
You said you were Hiromi Iwasaki...
Me?!
Which one of you is twitching?!
I'm twitching, too!
Which one of you is twitching?!
Cinderella...
Which one of you is twitching?!
Um...
And we actually met!
Just the two of us!
See?!
Oh! I'm kind of...
I'm kind of...
That's right!
But we don't have this information!
Um...
See?!
It's obvious!
So Y is...
Who do you think it is?
Y...
It's...
It's pretty...
Mr. Shingo Kiyanagi?
No!
No, it's not Mr. Okubo Iwasaki...
I know!
Ekichi Yazawa?!
No!
That's not it!
Not it?
I don't know!
You think it's Yazawa?
Um...
Well, I don't really have a name for myself, but...
I'm a journalist.
Look, she's a journalist.
She's become a hot topic.
She's been talking to a lot of girls.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Yaegashi?
Yaegashi?!
Yae and Noe?
Yaegashi?!
Did you hear that?!
Journalist and Noe!
Is there a connection between Yaegashi and Noe?
No, I saw it.
I'm a journalist.
That's right.
Who is it?
Is it different?
No, it's not like that.
There's Yamaji-san.
She's a journalist.
She's been in a lot of Okinawa.
She's a popular person.
She confessed her love on a show and asked me out.
She confessed?!
Yes!
She asked me out!
It was a trend.
I said "sorry" and it ended like a skit.
But behind the scenes, I said "Okubo-san, you don't have to do that. Let's go eat."
Also, Yamaji-san is doing a lot of animal love activities right now.
I said earlier that I don't like humans and I only like dogs and cats.
I can't trust humans.
I can't trust humans. I hate humans.
I hate humans. I hate animals.
So we exchanged numbers and one day, she asked me "Okubo-san, what are you doing tomorrow morning, night and 9am?"
See?!
Wow!
A date!
9am is a deep time.
It's deep.
She asked me if I could go to a certain station.
I thought it might be a date while talking about animals and cats.
So I went and what I did was...
I caught a stray cat.
I'm not joking!
I'm serious!
Did you have sex with it?
No, we didn't!
That's not fair!
We stray cats caught each other so we wouldn't have sex.
You have to cover your ears!
We're doing something healthy like that so we wouldn't have sex.
Did you kiss it?
We didn't kiss it!
Didn't you hold it's eyes?
But we didn't "nyan nyan" it.
Don't you have to be caught by the police in the middle of the night like that?
Why? Why all of a sudden?
Because you can't talk to a woman like that!
But Yama-chan is a serious person.
Right now.
I don't think she'll change her mind.
So I caught a stray cat and...
But she hasn't changed her mind, right?
But she did have sex with a wild boar, didn't she?
No, she didn't!
Wild boars, sex, catching them...
No one does that!
Stop it!
Really?
Stop it!
It's just a healthy act of catching a stray cat and making it return to its original form.
I'm not that light-hearted anymore.
I'm not that light-hearted.
When did you last have sex?
Well...
Four and a half years ago.
You're kidding me, right?
You're kidding me.
With who?
You're asking me?!
You're not saying it?
I'm not stupid!
You're not saying it even now?
I can't say it even now!
I can't say it even now because it's a wild boar!
If you asked me if I'd have sex with President Fujita...
I'd never say it.
You don't have that opportunity, do you?
I don't...
Four years ago means you had it on your bike...
Stop it! Really!
With President Fujita's bike.
Ah, with President Fujita's bike.
With someone else's bike.
If it's someone else's bike, I'd have sex with it.
That's right.
I'd have sex with it!
I can't get it back!
I'd have sex with it a hundred times!
That's about it.
There's a lot more, right?
Yes.
Which one should we go with?
Should we go with this article?
Yes.
Entertainer Kei is hard on Kanzaki Sai.
Kanzaki is there.
Is this true, Kanzaki-san?
Is this true?
This is...true.
Kei?
Who's Kei?
Kei.
Can I say it?
You can say it!
It's really famous!
By the way, since this is a live broadcast,
if I say something really bad,
this button will go "wawanwawan" like this.
Oh, it changed color.
It changed color.
And I'll turn off the sound.
Yes.
So if I say something, I'll do this.
Can I say it?
I don't know about that.
Who is it?
Isn't it Irie-kun of Karateka?
No, it's not.
It usually appears.
Who is it?
Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan!
It's Kuro-chan!
You've been working quite a lot lately, haven't you?
With Kuro-chan?
Yes, we have.
We were together on a local program.
Local programs are scary.
We were sitting next to each other in the dressing room.
What?!
That's gross!
And you asked me for my phone number.
You can't say no, can you?
Well, yeah.
It's just a phone number, right?
And you were sitting next to me and we talked a lot.
"Do you like alcohol?" "What happens if you get drunk?"
Kuro-chan, you're amazing.
The Shinkansen that goes from Kara to Tokyo is different, but it's the same Shinkansen.
What?!
That's scary!
You contact me, too. "Let's go eat."
Even now?
Yes.
Did you say it?
The two of you.
No, I said it because I was scared.
Because you're definitely trying to hit me.
Definitely!
Well, you're definitely trying to hit me.
You're definitely trying to hit me.
I'm only trying to hit you.
I don't want you to hit me.
Kuro-chan...
Hitting you is a little...
So if I were Yasuda Daisakasu, who would it be?
Who would it be if I were Yasuda Daisakasu?
It's Dainshon!
Dainshon!
Anpai is Dainshon.
What about you, Kuro-chan?
I don't like you, Kuro-chan.
I see.
But I don't know if Kuro-chan is telling the truth or not.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Call her.
I'm sure she's trying to call you.
What is she up to?
Maybe it's a misunderstanding.
I'm sure she's trying to call you.
Really?
Do you have LINE, Kanzaki-san?
LINE?
I can't check it without evidence.
I see. She's talking with you.
I see.
Do you have LINE?
Do you have anything you can check?
I have LINE.
Do you have it now?
You can send LINE messages easily.
You can talk with her.
Do you have it now?
You want to see it, don't you?
I want to see it.
Do you have it?
She has a cell phone.
She has it.
You can see how she talks with you.
You can know it by LINE.
She is taking a screenshot.
She is talking with you.
I don't respond much.
When I forgot,
I was like, "How are you? Let's go for lunch."
- Wow. - Let's go to the second half.
You're ignoring it now. You're avoiding it like you're saying "see you again" right now.
- That's right. - When did you receive the latest letter?
Lately...
September 18th.
- Oh, it's pretty early. - It's pretty early.
- It's pretty early, isn't it? - It's not bad.
- LINE? - LINE?
- Yes. - Show me.
- The camera? - Kuro-chan, you don't really...
- You don't really follow TV, do you? - I don't.
It's Ayaman Japanese, isn't it?
- Poipoipoipoipoipoi... - Ah, she is there!
- No, you're not. - Poipoipoipoipoipoi...
Can you say it? Say "poipoipoi".
- Poipoipoipoipoi... - Poipoipoipoipoi...
- You did it! - You did it!
- The members did it too! - The members did it!
- You do it again! I'm tired of you!
Do it again.
You should raise your waist.
Bye-bye, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pie.
What are you doing?
How about OKUBO checking this LINE?
OKUBO and OKUBO?
Let's check it by this three.
If you are a viewer, please make a phone call.
If you are a viewer and you think you should make a phone call to Kuro-chan, please make a phone call.
If you think it's rude to make a phone call, please make a phone call and say "stop it".
If you know Kuro-chan's phone number, please make a phone call.
Let's make a phone call.
Shall we make a phone call?
Yes.
Well, it's true that we've asked her to make a phone call a few times.
Shall we make a phone call?
Wait a minute!
Oh, I was surprised.
I'm not surprised because my phone number is on it.
I can't say it out loud, but I can't say it out loud, but the numbers are coming out.
But if you say it out loud, won't everyone see it?
Will everyone see it?
Is it okay?
Kuro-chan, you shouldn't say it so much.
You shouldn't say it so much.
If you say it so much, it'll be a bad comment.
Let's be comfortable.
Asuka, could you make a phone call?
Instead of that...
Can we make a phone call from a viewer's phone?
A LINE phone call.
Or do you have a phone call?
Since someone's phone number is different...
No, you can't. Everyone, you just read the director's lies. You really can't have a phone number on it.
Really.
That's not good. You can't just randomly put it up there.
No, you can't. You can't. You can't put it up there.
You can't. You can't.
Makkai!
What are you going to do, Makkai?
What are you going to do? It's a trouble. It's a claim.
Abe-chan, what are you going to do about this?
You've known each other for a long time.
Everyone's telling you to make a phone call.
It's fine, right? Kanzaki, you want to confirm it, right?
I want to make it clear.
Then who should make the call?
You?
What do you think?
Let's wait and see.
Shall we wait and see?
What's an impersonation?
New work. New work impersonation.
New work impersonation.
Ishioka has a sexy impersonation.
What is it?
For example, a sexy goat.
If you give a topic, it's usually sexy.
Like animals?
Anything is fine.
That's right. It's my first time, so I'd like to impersonate Michiura-san.
Shall we start with a simple one? A sexy goat.
A sexy goat.
Come closer and do it for me.
What else?
Give me more.
What kind of animal?
A sexy elephant.
What else?
A sexy tiger.
You don't know what a tiger is?
A sexy falcon.
Don't show it.
It's getting closer and closer.
What else do you want?
A sexy police car.
It's getting closer and closer.
A sexy poop.
Stop it!
That's too much.
I don't like it.
Let's make a call.
Do you have anything?
Do you want to make a call?
I'll make a call.
What do you think about Mr. Kanzaki?
We should talk to him.
Will he answer?
I don't think he'll answer.
Huh?
He's not answering?
Maybe he's playing?
Maybe he's at work?
He's not answering?
Even though he's black, he's not answering.
What are you going to do, Mack?!
What are you going to do?!
There's still hope.
Later?
Later, right?
It can't be later, right?
It can't be helped.
Shall we move on to another news?
Is there more?
Next up...
Shall we start with this news?
AOE Sora.
God says things and buys young men.
Who?!
Who is AOE Sora?!
I read it as it is.
Didn't you write it blue?
This article...
I'd like to explain this article in detail.
Please do.
It's my personal opinion...
That's your opinion!
I heard it from my close friends.
AOE Sora...
In a club called BEX in Japan...
She buys young men.
She buys?!
Am I paying for it?!
What do you think about it?
What do you think about it?!
You can't buy it!
I don't know...
The club is BEX in Japan?
BEX!
Where is it?
I think it's around Roppongi.
I can't say anything.
For girls to say...
Korean idol...
Dalmatian's Simon!
What? What? What?
I don't know! I don't know!
Who is Dalmatian's Simon?
Dalmatian?
He's not a dog!
Oh, I see, I see.
It's a rumor that he's buying these things at night.
What do you think about this?
What do you think about this, Aoi-san?
Aoi-san...
Dalmatian's Simon is a friend...
Or a junior...
You don't remember buying them?
I don't remember buying them.
But you must have treated him to a meal or something, right?
Here it comes!
It's coming from over there!
It's coming back!
Shh!
Hello?
I'm Dalmatian's Simon. Do you know who I am?
What?
Do you know who I am?
Shh!
Do you know who I am?
What? What?
Mizuki-chan?
It's coming from over there!
Shh!
Mizuki-chan?
It's been a while.
No, it's not.
What? It's not?
It's from Roppongi...
Don't you remember?
From Roppongi?
From Roppongi...
Lupin? Lupin?
Lupin?
Not Lupin...
Not Lupin?
Miserva!
Isn't it the latest one?
A long, long time ago...
Is it Miserva now?
It's Might now, but...
Might?
What did you say?
Do you know?
When did we meet?
How many years ago?
Three years ago.
We haven't seen each other for a long time.
Who are you?
I'm Asuka.
Asuka.
Oh, Asuka!
Yes.
Oh, Asuka! It's been a while!
Yes, it's been a while.
Aren't you working now?
I'm off today.
Oh, you're off.
Yes.
What's up?
What were you doing?
What?
You didn't call me once, so I was wondering what you were doing.
Oh, I was in the bath.
Oh, you were in the bath.
Yes, yes.
Did you change your bag?
What? Yes, yes, yes.
Did you change your bag?
Yes.
What are you going to do from now on?
From now on?
Yes.
She's crazy.
She's going to take a bath soon.
She's going to sleep soon.
Unicro-chan, are you going to sleep soon?
No, I'm not saying that for cheap.
What? Did I say that?
Nodoguro-chan, are you really going to sleep?
No, it's not like that.
What?
What's up? Do you have time now?
Yes, yes, yes.
I want to confirm something with Chromathy-chan.
No, I've never been so hungry as you.
I can't answer that.
You raised your arm.
What?
Yes, yes, and I want to confirm something.
Confirm? Yes, yes, what is it?
You know...
Yes?
I heard it from a friend of mine...
Yes, yes.
It's Ebisu Muscats' Sae Kanzaki. Do you know her?
Yes, yes, I know her. We worked together once.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
What's your relationship like?
What's my relationship like?
Yes.
We worked together and exchanged Lines, but...
Then Sae-chan and Chromathy-chan don't have that kind of relationship?
What? I'm not that young...
I'm not that old...
Oh, I see.
What do you want to do?
Yes, yes, and I want to ask you about your relationship with Sae-chan.
What kind of relationship is it?
We like drinking together, so we're thinking of going out for a drink.
So you're really close with her?
No, we're not that close.
Really? Are you trying to hug her?
What?
Are you trying to hug her?
Yes.
Huh? Huh?
Sae-chan...
Where... Where is she now in Missouri?
What was her name again?
Asta.
Did you hug her?
No, I wasn't hugged.
Are you trying to hug Sae-chan?
Wait, what are you talking about?
What do you think? Is that what Sae-chan said?
Yes, yes, yes. I heard it from Sae-chan's acquaintances.
No...
Do you want to hug her or not?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean?
If I choose not to hug Sae-chan...
Will you hug me?
Can you do it?
That's fast.
Who do you want to hug first?
Who?
You on the radio.
Um...
But...
Then...
Um... What if... What if...
There are a lot of Ebisumaskatz.
There aren't.
Um... Who do you like?
Who do you like?
Wait a minute. Is it limited to Epismo Chats?
Yes.
Who do you like?
Everyone is fine, but...
Who do you like best?
Yes.
Who do you like best?
Is it limited to Epismo Chats?
Um...
Wait a minute.
Is it limited to Epismo Chats?
I don't know, but...
Who do you like best?
It's not decided yet.
Who do you like best?
What did you say earlier?
What is it?
What's next?
Next... Um... First of all...
Um...
Embracing Asuka's face in the program...
Who do you want to embrace next?
Wait a minute. I'm in trouble.
What?
What are you talking about?
What's next?
For example?
As I said before, Sae-chan wants to play too.
Oh, I see. Sae-chan wants to play too.
She wants to play, doesn't she?
Did you contact her because you wanted to play?
No, I didn't contact her because I wanted to play.
I didn't know much about farming, so I didn't know much about it.
I didn't know much about it, so I didn't know much about it.
What about Aoi Sora?
Do you want to play with Aoi Sora-san?
Aoi Sora-chan?
No, I want to play with her as a legend.
Then do you want to play with Mihiro-san?
Of course I want to play with him.
What's next?
I thought you were going to get mad.
So you connected with her because you wanted to play.
I want to play, but maybe I will play later.
I want to play as a legend.
I don't want to play.
Do you want to hug Okubo-san?
I'm sorry. I'm not a mascot anymore.
Do you want to hug Okubo-san?
I don't want to hug him.
What?
I like young people.
Hello?
Yes.
I'm Okubo.
Kuro-chan?
That's right.
Don't you want to hug me?
Can I close my eyes?
Can you do it if you close your eyes?
I can do it if I can do it.
You can do it.
You're wrong, Kuro-chan.
I'm broadcasting live on Abema TV right now.
Can we see it because you're talking?
Live broadcast?
There's a rumor that you're flirting with Kanzaki.
Who told you that?
We have a lot of information about it.
I'm not flirting with him.
I haven't been in touch with him for a long time.
You were trying to get in touch with him a little while ago.
I wasn't serious about it.
I think it's cute.
If you're okay with it, you want to hug me, right?
I want to hug you.
I don't like it.
It's natural for a man and woman to be born like this.
Stop it.
Mr. Claude Chiari.
I don't want to go to Asia.
You know it right away.
Don't ever get close to me again.
I'm sure you'll get close to me if you go to a charity event or something like that.
What kind of event?
Water sports competition.
Do you have a water sports competition?
Yes.
With Kuro-chan?
Yes.
Don't beat me up too much.
Don't beat me up.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Let's do it.
Thank you, Kuro-chan.
Thank you.
I'm really scared of you.
Let's all be careful.
That's it for "Zuri Zuri" Check.
Wait. Let me say something.
Let me say something.
Mr. Aoi, what did you say?
Dalmatian's sign.
I don't like you!
I really don't like you.
You're my friend.
I'm like your junior.
Really?
I'm not saying you're Aoi Sora-san.
You're Aoi, not Dalmatian.
What did you think of me?
Is she Misono-san?
Isn't she Misono-san?
She's Misono-san.
She looks like Misono-san.
She has a Misono-san vibe.
She has a different vibe.
She's a little closer to Misono-san.
Misono-san's hairstyle is also Misono-san's.
Is that okay?
That's fine, right?
That's it for "Zuri Zuri" Check.
Thank you very much.
Next, it's a segment where women deal with unspeakable incidents on TV that are a little bit erotic that are happening in the world.
Well, this is something that Crosser Beach has a lot of male experience with.
I forgot about it.
Please don't forget about the character.
Shall we start?
Run!
Huh?
Go! Go! Go!
We're looking for it now.
The first incident is by reporter Momonogi.
Momonogi-chan, you're a good girl, aren't you?
You have a nice hair color.
Well, it's a sexy incident.
Here's the case I'm going to introduce.
Ta-dah!
It's a sexy incident where an Akisu, who wants to live alone, keeps her mouth shut.
What is it?
Ms. A Kabajoe, who lives in Tokyo, went to work and came home at 2 a.m.
Then...
Why me?
It's Tomi-san's fault.
Yes, her room was messed up.
Yes, she noticed that her savings account and high- quality metal were stolen.
It's tough, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Ms. A Kabajoe, who was about to call the police, noticed something and hesitated to call the police.
What is it?
Here's what it is.
Ms. A Kabajoe, who bought toys online to have fun alone at night, was placed on the most conspicuous table in her room.
It's scary!
Ms. A Kabajoe, who was hiding two pink rotors under her bed and high-quality love beans, were moving around.
It was written like that?
Ms. A Kabajoe, who doesn't want others to know her secrets, was placed on the most conspicuous table in her room.
I see.
What's more...
What?
Ms. A Kabajoe's flashy underwear was scattered all over her room.
Flashy!
The most important thing in a theft case is to leave the scene as it is.
I see.
When the police verify the scene, it is important to keep the room as it is.
I see.
So, Ms. A Kabajoe, who recently entered a woman's house in Japan, was placed on the most conspicuous table in her room when she found something embarrassing.
Wow!
It's scary, isn't it?
Wow!
Ms. A Kabajoe, who was in trouble, didn't report it to the police and stayed in her room as it is.
Wow!
I see.
Is it true, Ms. Tama?
It sounds like my case.
Isn't it true?
It's not.
What does it mean?
I haven't used it for a long time.
She hasn't used it for a long time.
Maybe my room is dirty and I don't get caught even if I enter a woman's house.
A woman's house?
Yes.
Why is it my face?
It's because it's a woman's house, isn't it?
Is it clear?
No, Ms. Tama, it's irrelevant, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm glad you noticed it.
Is it clear?
Yes.
Can you call the police in this situation?
Wow! I see.
Do you call the police?
What do you think of this case?
Wow!
Which one?
Call the police is red and call the police is blue.
Please raise your cards.
Wow!
It's clear.
Do you call the police?
Ms. Asuka, do you call the police?
Yes, I have a lot of money in my bank account and I don't want it to be stolen.
So, I definitely want to call the police.
Excuse me.
I was also caught the other day.
You were caught?
I was caught by the police.
Really?
Yes.
But I didn't get anything.
Why?
The door and the window were broken.
You were caught by the police?
You were drunk and broke the window by mistake, weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
And I...
How can I say it?
There are women who have no shame.
I don't know what you are talking about.
But I'm talking now.
Can you let me talk?
Of course.
Yes.
And you know...
You can put it in a place where it stands out.
That's your strategy, isn't it?
Yes.
But I dare to call the police there.
You don't feel embarrassed, do you?
Yes.
And I dare to see the response of that officer.
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
I want to ask you what you are doing at night.
I don't like your way of thinking, so I'll say it.
If you were a woman and you were seen by a male officer, would you be embarrassed?
Have you ever been ashamed of anything?
What are you talking about?
Are you going to change your embarrassment into sex?
I don't understand what you mean by "shame" and "sex".
But I don't have one or two of those vibes or beans.
Do you have any vibes or beans?
I do.
Do you?
If you do, you can say it.
Vacuum Pussy Special Ten.
What is that?
Vacuum Pussy...
That's what girls use.
Vacuum Pussy Special Ten.
What is that?
Is it okay for me to say it?
Asuka and I are in the same industry.
I think we're a little off.
What do you think, Asuka?
I've been in my own room.
Why did you go in there?
Are you okay?
But when I called the police, I fixed it.
It's normal for you to be embarrassed.
You can't be embarrassed.
You have to maintain your status quo.
Isn't that against the rules?
That's right.
You can't make that cute face.
Did you have any vibes or anything like that?
At the time...
Electric...
Is it okay for me to say this?
It's okay.
I had an electric shock.
You can say it lightly.
I was shocked.
That's true.
I was embarrassed, so I left.
What do you think?
Excuse me, I don't know what "electric shock" is.
You don't know what "electric shock" is?
I don't know what "electric shock" is.
Can someone explain what "electric shock" is?
I don't know either, but I pretended to know.
And "sky beans."
Sky beans.
I don't know how to use it either.
Can someone explain what "sky beans" is?
Sky beans.
Haven't you all experienced "sky beans"?
I don't know what "sky beans" is.
Can someone explain what "sky beans" is?
Is there anything you recommend?
It's different from "dadacha beans."
Dadacha beans?
"Dadacha beans" are expensive.
It's delicious.
It's different.
It's expensive.
You can't use it like that.
Sky beans.
Can you explain what "sky beans" is?
I can't discuss it.
Who can explain it?
Can you explain it, Mihiro?
Sky beans?
"Sky beans" are shaped like men's penis.
Please stop it.
It's intense.
It's intense, isn't it?
Do you have the highest price for "sky beans"?
I don't know if it's the highest price for "sky beans,"
but "sky beans" are good at sucking in air.
What does "sucking in air" mean?
Can you say it again?
"Sucking in air" is...
Is that "sucking in air"?
That's right.
How much is "sucking in air"?
The price is about 6,000 to 5,000 yen, but...
It's cheap.
You don't have "sky beans," do you?
I don't have "sky beans" at all.
Isn't "sky beans" itself "sky beans"?
Isn't it?
"Sucking in air" is weird, isn't it?
Can you say it again?
"Sucking in air" is weird, isn't it?
It's a group, so "sucking in air" is good.
What?
It was stolen.
Do you have any other objections?
The person in blue.
Ichika, what do you think?
I'm sorry to let you touch what you usually use.
Are you trying to cover it up?
Is it light or dirty?
I wash it, but...
I wash it once I use it, but...
I'm sorry to let you touch it, too.
That's nice of you.
What about others?
Even if it's stolen, "sucking in air"?
That's right.
As long as it's alive.
What about you, Yumikune?
I'll call the police.
Even if you leave it as it is?
Yes, I'll call them.
It's scary, isn't it?
I'll call them.
They might come in again.
If you don't say it.
I don't like dangerous things.
Are you afraid of women?
What if the police ask you what you're doing?
Will you explain it?
What if they ask you why you're doing it?
I'll just say it.
I was using it.
It's like the back of an earpick.
It's a virtual reality.
It's embarrassing, but...
It might be nice for a woman police officer to say it.
Yes, for a woman police officer.
I see.
What about you, Tamo?
What about the viewers?
No one is red or blue.
No one is participating?
No one is participating.
It feels like we're connected.
It doesn't feel good.
It feels like we're doing a live broadcast.
It's a good thing.
Yes, it is.
It's understandable.
I was using it.
If there are more crimes like this, it's not good.
Oh, I should have done that.
You don't know where to hide it.
Isn't it over there in the bath?
Open the lid.
No, it's up there.
I don't know if it's a shampoo, but it's like a sock.
No, no, no.
Over there?
I don't know.
Are you going to go get it?
When you use it?
Oh, you guys are heavy users.
They're people who want to go to the park.
Now that we're all here, let's see if our opinions have changed or not.
Red or blue, which one?
Red calls for the police, blue cries for help.
Red calls for the police has increased.
I realized that there are a lot of people like me in the world.
Even if I call for help, the police are already used to it.
So I'm going to call for help.
It's natural for women to use that kind of thing.
I still have your hand over there.
Your hand?
You got it, didn't you?
I got your hand, Goldfinger.
As a tool of magic, I took my hand to the rehearsal room.
My hand, of course.
Then it disappeared.
There are probably two of them in Okubo Mountain Area.
Both hands?
Yes, both hands.
Midnight Wine Show!
Aoi-san?
The number of viewers exceeded 200,000 in one hour!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It seems like they're aiming for 100,000.
Wow!
And it's exceeded 200,000!
Wow!
Any comments?
Comments...
It says Okubo-san's high-end accessories store.
I'm happy! It's high-end, right?!
It's high-end, right?!
It's not cheap at all.
It's not like 3,000 yen.
3,000? I want 8,000 yen.
8,000 yen...
I'll get it.
Now we have a good segment for those 200,000 viewers.
Wow!
It's midnight's sexy recommendation segment!
Shirai-san! Mita-san!
Oh, that's right!
It's cold today!
Even though it's cold?!
Right?!
It's cold!
It's cold today!
Right?!
No, everyone!
It's already November!
There are only two months left of this year!
Yes!
That's right!
On top of midnight, winter has begun!
We've reached the equator!
That's right!
At this hour, the wind is cold and it's very cold!
Come on!
Now, let's get started with today's sexy recommendation!
First up is the weather in Kabukicho, Shinjuku.
Kabukicho?
Yes!
It's almost time for the last train at Kabukicho,
so everyone at the bar or high school should start preparing for your way home.
If you miss the last train, you'll feel the pressure of men's pocochin
and feel like you're going to have extreme pelvic tension.
Just in case, don't forget to bring rubber bands!
You're the worst!
Please be careful!
You're the worst!
Next up is Shibuya Prefecture, Maruyama Prefecture!
Yes!
In Maruyama Prefecture, there are a lot of front lines,
and it's easy for men to walk around.
However, at this hour, there is an all-out warning for lovers,
so please be careful of blue cans and other "guerilla sex".
Guerilla sex?!
Just in case, don't forget to bring rubber bands!
In Maruyama Prefecture, there are a lot of front lines,
so please be careful of them as well!
Next up is Gotanda Prefecture, Shinagawa Prefecture!
Gotanda Prefecture?
Yes!
In Gotanda Prefecture, there is an increase in sexual pressure,
and comedians who haven't had enough to drink are on the rise.
Gotanda Prefecture is quite common.
It's 50% chance of hitting on girls.
Girls who look like they haven't had enough to drink are here and there,
and they're in karate clubs, and they're with Imada-san and Miyasako-san,
and they're calling out famous seniors' names.
It's 80% chance of that!
That's pretty high!
Yes!
If you're about to be taken to a bar with a membership, be careful!
In case of an emergency, please prepare a folding rubber band!
A folding rubber band?!
There's a folding rubber band, right?
What have you been up to?
Imada-san, have you ever been taken to a karate club?
She's a dangerous person, isn't she?
She's really dangerous.
We've had a lot of things happen, but...
Well, everyone!
Please make sure you have plenty of fun at night!
What's wrong?
No!
Matching!
What's wrong?
With that, we'll take our leave!
Bye-bye!
What should we do about it?!
Amazing!
Matchiko-sensei is here!
I was so surprised!
After all, it's better to have a rubber band!
No, that's not it!
It's properly folded, right?
It's important!
Oh my, it's such a weather forecast, isn't it?
It's wonderful!
Yes, everyone is wearing rubber bands.
Rubber is important!
That's good, isn't it?
Rubber is essential!
You're saying it in a good way!
Well, shall we continue?
The next case is...
Mikami reporter!
Yes!
Please!
Mikami Yuu-chan!
It's a sexy case!
The case I'll introduce this time is...
It's a blackmailing case of revenge porn that was released in "Jitsuroku", "Wakage no Itari"!
Revenge porn?
This is a big problem!
If you release a sexy image of an ex-partner on the internet in recent years...
The problem of revenge porn is rapidly increasing among young people!
Is it okay?
Say it like that!
Yesterday!
No, no!
Last year!
All over the country...
Calm down!
The number of victim consultation was...
More than 1,000!
Wow!
And it seems that such revenge porn and the number of cases that have been used skillfully are increasing!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Oh!
Isn't it this one?
Was there such revenge porn?
Ms. A, who lives in Tokyo, was living a happy newlywed life...
But one day, she suddenly received an email from her ex-boyfriend.
Yes!
What did he say?
You had a good expression.
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
There was a revenge porn video taken in "Wakage no Itari"!
Wow!
Revenge porn?
And...
Did you take it?
Can I upload it on social media?
In fact!
There was even an obscene sentence added!
Oh, that's terrible!
It is sometimes too late to contact her ex- boyfriend in a hurry...
What?
Since that day, her ex-boyfriend has been asking for money and her body...
Her body?
Oh, no!
It's just like revenge porn!
This is hell!
Ms. A, who is afraid of being uploaded on social media and cannot tell neither the police nor her husband...
This is terrible!
Instead of worrying about it...
Yes!
Oh!
Wow!
She chose the way to obey her ex-boyfriend.
Money!
Wow!
In fact!
Will you tell the police openly?
Or will you keep hiding it?
Hmm...
What do you think?
I see!
Yes!
Hmm...
Revenge porn is a problem, isn't it?
It's the scariest!
No, it's okay!
Revenge porn is the scariest!
We don't have any material, so it's okay!
Yes!
Well...
Shall we start?
"Wakage no Itari" video...
"Harassment incident"...
Red...
Blue...
Or blue...
Please raise your cards!
Is this revenge porn?
Well...
What is it?
The one who calls the police is red!
The one who obeys and pays money is blue!
Blue!
Well, shall we start?
One, two...
Don!
Oh!
Everyone is surprisingly strong!
Oh!
Let's see!
Eh?
Shall we ask?
I don't like it!
Hmm...
What do you say to the police?
If I say it...
And if it's uploaded...
It goes around the world, doesn't it?
It does!
Yes!
So...
I definitely don't want to show my boobs!
You want to show it?
Oh, is that so?
You want to show it a lot!
I don't like it!
I definitely don't like it!
No, it's not like that!
If you search it, you'll see a lot of things!
It comes out quickly!
Really?
If you search it, it comes out quickly?
It comes out quickly!
Ahaha!
But even if it's blue, you can still get money...
Right?
It's possible that you'll continue to be black and white later on, right?
If you think about it...
Hmm...
I...
I can't stand it!
Hey!
Eh?
Mihiro is...
She already said it!
Even if you suddenly pay money...
I want to stop you!
Oh!
That's right!
You can't stop me!
That's right!
That's private, right?
Well, private and working are two different things, right?
Hmm...
Red is for police...
Hmm...
Is there anyone?
Boss?
But I...
Hmm...
Umm...
This is a catchphrase, right?
No, no, no, it's too obvious of a catchphrase.
Umm...
That kind of content...
Hmm...
Even if I were to take it...
Hmm...
I don't want to take such an obvious and embarrassing catchphrase!
Eh?
What does that mean?
Even if you look at it, it's not embarrassing. It's cool.
If you say it's cool, it's okay.
But if you say it's embarrassing, it's scary.
I'm not going to say it's embarrassing.
Excuse me, but what is "embarrassing"?
I don't know anything about it.
I can't discuss it with you.
Can you explain it to me?
It's a sex video.
Do you call a sex video "embarrassing"?
It's confusing.
Do you call a sex video "embarrassing"?
Where does "embarrassing" come from?
Let me guess.
There's something about it that I'm addicted to.
Haven't you ever been addicted to it?
Have you ever been addicted to it?
I have.
You've been addicted to it, haven't you?
I'm not a virgin.
She's not a virgin.
She's addicted to it.
She's not a virgin.
She's an adult.
She's addicted to it.
If you're addicted to it, you can show it to other people, right?
That's what I think.
What does "addicted to it" mean?
Isn't it "embarrassing"?
Tuna is "embarrassing", too.
I see.
You're enjoying it.
If you're addicted to it, you can show it to other people, right?
What does "embarrassing" mean?
I don't think it's used that much.
Are you trying to look cool?
I'm not. What are you, tuna?
I'm not trying to look cool.
She's an oma.
I'm an oma.
I'm having so much fun that I can't afford to look cool.
I'm not like you.
You're a tuna, so...
Excuse me!
What does "tuna" mean?
I don't think it's used that much.
You're an oma.
Have you ever been addicted to it?
I'm not addicted to it.
What does "tuna" mean?
I don't know.
I don't know, either.
You don't know what "tuna" is?
Aoi, can you explain what "tuna" is?
"Tuna" is...
something that doesn't move.
Ms. Asuka...
Why am I not a tuna?
You only like tuna.
I'm not a tuna at all.
What does "not a tuna" mean?
It means you're cool and fierce.
You're cool.
How does it move?
It moves up and down violently.
What does "up and down violently" mean?
Have you ever been addicted to it?
I'm not addicted to it.
You're not addicted to it.
You're not addicted to it if you're not crazy.
It's common.
What's the angle of "up and down violently"?
The angle of "up and down violently"?
Basically, men hold it.
Is it in front of you?
Also, women hold it.
Women hold it?
I like "up and down violently", too.
What do you do for work?
When you do "up and down violently", are you a tuna?
Me? No, I only do it for work.
Really?
Yes, "up and down violently", right?
I do "up and down violently" all the time.
So you're not a tuna?
I'm not a tuna.
You're not a tuna?
I'm not a tuna.
Have you ever done "up and down violently" right away?
I've never done "up and down violently".
I've never done it.
I've never done it, but "up and down violently" is cool.
Don't talk!
Why?
I'll kill you!
Why?
You can't kill me!
Thank you.
Please don't kill me.
You've never done "up and down violently", right?
I've never done "up and down violently", right?
But you have experience, right?
Well, yes.
Have you always wanted to have sex with Mendy, the mouth of the mouth?
I didn't say that!
So you want to have sex with Mendy, the mouth of the mouth?
No, I didn't say that!
Don't talk like a woman!
Why?
What's wrong with you?
You must have hated having sex with Mendy, right?
She's cute, isn't she?
She is, isn't she?
She's like Chinese noodles.
She's cute, isn't she?
She's like a character.
That's true.
What about you, Yumekana?
Which one is it?
"Up and down violently".
I'd rather not do it.
What?
I'd rather not do it.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
Wow!
That's crazy.
Does that make you excited?
Do you pay a lot of money?
I'd like to.
What?
Do you ask for a situation like that?
No, you can't do that.
You'll be targeted.
But I get it.
What?
I get it a little.
What do you get?
It's like you're being ordered by a man.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
What?
If you give me this, I'll give you that.
Don't pay me. I'll give you that.
You're being threatened.
What?
You're getting tired of it.
So when you're being threatened...
If you pay me, I'll forgive you.
Like that?
Yes.
I'm going to break your bones.
What's wrong with you?
You're tired of it.
I'm going to break your bones.
I'm surprised.
You're tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
You're tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm surprised.
I'm not conscious of it.
I see.
Has the opinion changed in the discussion so far?
Final judgment.
Red or blue? Which one?
I don't remember who said which.
Which one is more?
Should we go to the police?
It's better for us to go to the police.
That's right.
We'll be arrested more and more.
Do you have any experience?
I don't know if I have it or not.
Let's ask everyone.
Do you have it or not?
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
I don't have it.
But your voice is getting popular.
I like your voice.
Because you expressed everyone's feelings.
Your voice is cute.
It's terrible.
It's cute.
Let's be careful not to get caught.
Let's be careful.
Bye.
Midnight Wine Show
Well, the number of viewers has exceeded 250,000.
Wow!
It's only been about 15 minutes, hasn't it?
That's amazing! With 50,000 people...
It's fast, isn't it?
It's true!
Wow, there are so many opinions.
The weather forecast earlier was also very busy.
Weather forecast!
You're waiting for it, aren't you?
Yes.
I understand.
Again, we have a sexy weather forecast and a broadcast at midnight.
Shirai-san and Mita-san at the scene!
So cute!
We're back!
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes, it is. It's very cold.
The temperature has also dropped considerably.
Yes.
In this season, the air tends to dry out, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, I'm also concerned about my skin's dryness.
My skin is dry and my hair is dry and dry.
But my crotch is wet!
Thank you very much!
It's the same, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
Now, let's continue with the sexy weather forecast nationwide.
First of all, the weather at the top of Nishiki, Nagoya.
Nishiki, Nishiki...
Yes, in Nishiki, Nagoya,
from yesterday, the right and left balls have been placed.
Please continue to be careful.
It's always easier to have a wet crotch than usual,
so just in case, let's prepare some rubber.
I'm concerned about the placement of the right and left balls.
Sometimes, I'm very concerned about unstable crotches.
My right crotch is very unstable.
Yes.
Next is the weather in Sendai, Kokubun-cho.
Kokubun-cho...
Yes.
In Kokubun-cho, from night to morning,
there is a higher probability of bad weather.
The number of crotches showing dry crotches is increasing from 90 to 80.
Crotches!
With such heat and humidity,
it is difficult for the crotches to dry and it is likely to be a weather that can stain your underwear.
Please prepare a change of underwear.
From Sendai, right?
From Sendai.
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
If you have a dry crotch, you should be careful.
If you have a wet crotch, you should be careful.
Yes.
Next is the weather in Sapporo, Nurangi-no.
Yes.
If you have a dry crotch, you should be careful.
In Nurangi-no, a typhoon No. 96, Kuro-chan, is shaking her crotch.
Kuro-chan, did you go over there?
She licks it, touches it, and looks at it.
She repeats this and gradually increases her strength.
She's increasing it.
It's possible that she can do it if you touch it.
Women in the vicinity should try to get as close as possible.
Please prepare a folding rubber band in case of an emergency.
Are you folding it?
Are you folding a folding rubber band?
You shouldn't open it, should you?
I'm sorry, everyone in the studio.
This is a correction.
What is it?
Yes.
Earlier, we talked about the weather in Nishiki, Nagoya, as "right ball" and "left ball".
To be exact, it was "top ball", "left ball", and "top ball".
I apologize for the mistake.
I'm very sorry about that.
Top ball?
Yes, that's right.
I'm very sorry about that.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if it's top ball or left ball.
Ms. Mitsuira, Ms. Okubo, and Ms. Kurosawa, did you bring the rubber band?
No, we didn't.
You didn't.
If you didn't, please wait for a moment.
Okay.
Let's welcome them back to the studio!
Welcome back!
It's a new look.
Is it?
It's a new look.
The number of times you have to fold it is high in Sendai.
It's a new look.
If you go to Nishiki, you'll be folded.
You need thick underwear.
That's right.
It's hard to dry with thick underwear.
Let's think about it.
Okay.
Here is the next segment.
Ms. Aoi?
Yes?
Ta-da!
Today's "Ms. Aoi"!
Ta-da!
What is it?
"Ms. Aoi"?
What is it?
Is it me?
What is it?
In this segment, Ms. Aoi, who has a lot of information, will announce the top three entertainment companies.
We'll check it out in this segment.
What?
No.
It's not good.
Why?
Right?
What?
It doesn't look like it.
No, no, no.
It looks like it.
She has a lot of bombs.
She's stupid, so she says it.
What?
Yes.
Well...
Hey.
Are you okay?
What?
Can I check this side?
What?
She's so cute.
She's like a friend's mother.
She's...
She's pure.
She's cute.
She's pure.
She has a smile for me era.
What?
Is it okay for you?
What level is it?
Is it bad?
It's bad.
What's bad?
When you're drunk, you don't know what's going on and you say it to anyone.
What?
It's bad.
It's really bad.
You should be careful.
It's bad.
Really?
It's bad.
It's not like that.
When I introduce myself to others, they tell me that.
I've never said it.
When I introduce myself when I'm drinking, people always say it.
That's bad.
Isn't it related to the family?
It's not related to the family.
She's not saying it.
Our places of drinking and playing are very different.
Is that so?
Our places of drinking and playing are very different.
I'm not stingy when it comes to drinks.
She's very stingy...
Why is that?
She's playing in a weird place.
A 300-yen izakaya or something like that?
A 300-yen izakaya?
But you don't go there, do you?
I don't go there.
Do you think she's crazy?
I glanced at her, and I think she's crazy.
What?!
This is scary!
Normally you don't say things like that.
She says it all.
Wow, that's nice.
It's a little scary for an elderly person.
Look, look, look, look.
What?
I think she's crazy.
Can I look?
She's crazy!
Who is it?!
She's crazy!
What?
She's crazy!
Watch out!
What?!
This is--
This is...
She's crazy!
She's not human, man- nuestra....
I don't think she has ever been on a variety show.
What?!
How did you know?
She's scary.
Which one is it?
Wha...?
Which is...
There's something...
This?
Can you show me?
You forgot?
You submitted this.
Oh!
No, no, no!
I can't eat this!
Wait!
Did you experience this, Aoi?
Yes!
I'm her friend.
Friend?!
Yes.
It's about a friend...
Can I see it?
Don't let go of it!
Slowly, open it up.
Turn it, turn it!
It's not there!
- Close the door! - I want to see it!
- Wait, can I do it? - I won't do it!
You can't open it, right?
- This is... - I'm such a fool, I want to say something.
- I want to see it! - You're acting like a fool.
This isn't this industry, right?
Well, it's the same industry, but it's in a different field.
- Can I see it? - Momonogi-chan?
- She's a good girl. - Really?
- Are you okay? - Momonogi-chan is a good girl.
- Are you okay, Momonogi-chan? - Be careful.
- Can I see it? - Yeah, this one.
What?!
- Seriously? - No way!
- Seriously? - I can't say it!
- You can't say it!
- If you say it, you'll be in trouble with your partner.
- You'll be in trouble. - You'll get bad words.
- She doesn't have that image or anything. - She's a very high ranking person.
- I won't say it.
- You're suspicious! - I want to see it!
- I want to see it!
- Ayabe is included, but it's not Ayabe-kun. - It's not.
- Not at all. Ebizo...this is also different. - Wow!
- He's very tall. - This is totally different. - I'm scared!
- You're scared? Show it with your face. - With my face?
- This is bad. - This is bad!
- It's totally different. - Um...it's different.
- That's right. - That's right!
- This is... - That's wrong!
- Let's ask our friends. - Let's ask our friends.
- Let's say it's a friend's story... - Yes.
Don't say her name.
How did you ask her?
What's up?
I want to see it.
Now?!
You just said it!
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
You look red.
Yeah, you're right.
Please don't say it.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it!
Why?
The last four words!
That's right!
What? What? What?
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it!
What did your friends say?
My friends...
Well...
They usually don't say it more than once.
What?
"Zetsurin"!
What?
"Soulouzetsurin"?
It's "soulou".
"soulou"!
"soulou" and "zetsurin"
Four letter abbreviation?
Four letters...
That's...
It doesn't have an artistic atmosphere.
It's not artistic.
But it's slow.
It's slow.
It's slow pace.
It's a slow pace, but...
It's not like "gacha gacha gacha".
Oh...
Like "esports player"?
Oh, like "sentean".
Don't say that.
Don't say it.
Oh...
It's "gacha".
Oh, it's "gacha".
It's "gacha", isn't it?
Wow!
It's cool!
But you have to say the hint.
The hint?
Yes.
Is it a hint?
Yes.
I'm scared!
Press the button!
I'm scared!
Please press the button!
I'll say the hint.
Everyone goes to karaoke...
Wow!
Yes! We won!
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
They have something amazing!
It's amazing!
Please buy it.
Thank you very much.
There are names of various people.
Is this corner available every week?
It may be available.
This is usually not brought as a feeling.
I usually stop there.
When I think about various things.
Really?
Because it's a friend's story.
No, no, it's not like that.
Because we are five people.
That's about it.
I see.
Oh, I'm tired.
Can you do it?
Then, the next case.
Reporter SUBU.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Isn't SUBU good?
Why is that?
Let me do it.
I support SUBU completely.
Thank you very much.
I was waiting for you. It's thrilling. You were out at night, weren't you?
Yes, I was out.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy you brought SUBU.
I will do my best.
What did you bring?
Yes, I brought it.
It's a sexy case.
This is the case I will introduce this time.
Dancer YARIMAN case.
What is it?
That's right.
There is a rumor that Makoto Shiaka is whispering in a virgin area now.
Do you know it?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
That's it.
Yes.
If you talk to a dancer, you will be dumped by a virgin.
There is such a rumor.
That's right. It seems to be flowing.
In other words, if you talk to a dancer's girlfriend, you can have sex with a high probability.
I was wondering why this was the case, so I asked a virgin's friend.
Then she said this straight.
Because dancers are all YARIMAN.
Is there such an image?
Do you have such an image?
I don't have such an image.
It's not all of you.
It's not all of you, but dancers are YARIMAN.
This is the opinion of virgins.
It's an image.
That's right.
So I investigated people who know about the dance industry later.
Then, in fact, between dancers, there is an atmosphere that recommends sex in order to give a sexy dance expression.
Really?
Yes.
Is that so?
That's right.
In other words...
If you don't have sex, you can't dance well.
Yes.
You can't dance well.
That's what you think?
Yes, that's what I think.
I see.
I didn't know that.
But you're a dancer, right?
Yes, I'm a dancer.
Are you a YARIMAN like that?
I'm not a YARIMAN, but I dance a little bit.
But I'm a decent person.
What?
I'm a decent person.
I don't like people who come to me for that purpose.
You're not that light.
I'm not light.
You're not light.
Yes.
I see.
There are people who have sex for expression.
That's right.
But it's true.
My teacher told me that.
What?
Yes.
There is a saying that you should have a lot of sex in order to get a sexy dance.
Ah, there was such a scene in "BLACK SWAN".
That's right.
"BLACK SWAN" and "REPORTER MAN".
Yes.
Only swans can dance.
Yes, only swans can dance.
So, everyone.
Are you a YARIMAN or not a YARIMAN?
What do you think?
I see.
Yes, that's it.
Okay.
Let's start.
If you think you're a YARIMAN, please raise your hands.
Go ahead!
Ah!
What?
Are you all YARIMAN?
No, no.
Again!
We can't debate.
Why?
What about you, SUBU?
SUBU is blue, isn't she?
Blue?
She's not a YARIMAN.
Some people are not YARIMAN.
They prove it by themselves.
Okay.
I heard it from a dancer I know.
Dancers say it's cool to do bad things.
No, no.
Isn't it "moral"?
What is it?
What?
"Moral"?
Which one?
"Moral".
"Image"?
Yes, yes.
"Definition"?
Is there such a thing as "definition" among dancers?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think an amateur dancer would say such a thing.
I heard it from a dancer in Okayama.
A dancer in Okayama?
No, no.
It's quite foreign.
Yes, I heard it from a dancer in Okayama.
But "definition" of YARIMAN means "no one cares about you", right?
That's right.
But it's only a part of it.
Some people have it.
Well, my friends spread out a lot in Tokyo.
So, when I go to the U.S., I spread YARIMAN out.
Do you spread YARIMAN out?
When you're away from Japan.
Do you spread YARIMAN out?
Well, that's possible.
What about you, Mina?
For me, a few minutes ago...
I felt like eating a virgin.
What?
No, you didn't!
Isn't it "moral"?
No, you didn't!
When you want to do something, you ride a bike to meet that person.
No, you didn't!
You ride a bike to Mizunoguchi.
No, you didn't!
You ride a bike to Mizunoguchi.
You ride a bike from Sancha to Mizunoguchi?
If you ride a bike to Mizunoguchi, you'll burn your legs.
That's a lot.
Do you still do that?
Have you heard of it?
No, I haven't.
You register an app to have sex with a black person.
No, no, no!
No, it's not that kind of app.
Is there such an app?
No, it's not.
Besides, you met that black person in real life, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What?
Did you?
No, I didn't.
You met a black person?
Yes, I'm unexpectedly popular.
With a black person?
Wait a minute, didn't Barbie say the same thing?
She met a black person in an app and said she's popular with black people.
Isn't it a woman's world?
Is that so?
That's terrible.
Do you like black people?
I love them.
Wow!
Do you have a picture of your face on the app?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Yes, I do.
Do you have it at a good angle?
Do you have it right in front of you?
Well, it's tilted a little bit.
It's tilted?
Yes.
How do they react?
They say, "That's nice."
Wow!
That's amazing!
Black people may like this kind of app.
Right?
When you have sex with a black person, which language do you use?
No, I've never done it.
Oh, you've never done it?
No, I've never done it.
I see.
Is it Japanese? Is it Arabic?
I see.
But I think all dancers are good at it.
What?
I'm just saying.
Su-bu is like that, too.
No, no, no.
Really?
What?
If Su-bu can do it...
But...
It's a dream, though.
It's a dream.
On the other hand, it may give you courage.
How many people can do Su-bu in this situation?
Can you say that?
Can you say it?
It's almost 300,000 views.
Wow!
It's almost 300,000 views.
Yes, it is.
Can you say it?
Barbie and Su-bu.
I haven't seen many of them so far.
Some people love Su-bu.
Yes.
No one.
What should we do?
I want to do it!
Wow!
There's only one.
Thank you.
There's only one.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
I can do it!
I can't do it.
I can do it.
I can do it!
I can't do it.
No!
Can you do it?
Is Su-bu a type of dance?
It's not a type of dance.
It's not a type of dance, is it?
You did it years ago.
What?
When did you do it recently?
Recently...
I haven't done it recently.
You haven't done it recently?
Yes.
How many years have you not done it?
Do you need it?
Why are you asking me that suddenly?
I don't need it.
I'm embarrassed about it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it?
Don't say it is strict.
One month ago...
What?
Don't say it.
Why?
Let's laugh together instead of worrying about it.
Why?
It will be 300,000 views soon.
Sorry, but we have 200,000 now.
I can't pick it up at all.
It's going up and up.
You like it, don't you?
It's amazing.
Then let's go to the corner you're looking forward to.
It's a sexy weather forecast at midnight again.
Shirai-san, Mita-san.
Here we are.
It's cold.
It's very popular.
Thank you very much.
It's scary.
It's getting late.
Some of you may have run out of battery.
The boys will enter the wolf time.
It's scary.
Then let's continue with the sexy weather forecast nationwide.
First of all, it's Nakasu, Fukuoka.
For some reason, Fukuoka's Nakasu has extreme drizzle on its pelvis.
Even in Nakadasu, only the pelvis shows 0.01 mm of water.
I don't know if it's really raining or not.
Just in case, let's prepare thin rubber.
I like thin things.
Then let's go to Minami, Osaka.
In Minami, there is an onanini phenomenon mainly in Dotonbori.
Onanini phenomenon?
Whether it's drizzle or not, it looks like a rose that is not clear.
In Dotonbori?
Yes, the weather forecast is cloudy and sometimes drizzle.
It's drizzling, but it's refreshing.
What kind of weather is it?
Even if you don't want it, it looks like you have a sore pelvis.
Even if you don't want it.
Everyone, don't forget to prepare tissues.
Next is Noriko Kurosawa Witch's hometown, Hitachinakashi, Ibaraki Prefecture.
Thank you for letting me know.
In Hitachinakashi, the weather and humidity are disturbed.
Yes, it's hard.
Leave it to the momentum of alcohol and go to Niwaka Sounyuu.
Stop it.
Abasure, umare, abara, sodachi.
If you can do it, you can do it without a rubber band.
Please prepare a folding rubber band from the end of Sunday.
You can't do that.
Yes.
Ms. Kurosawa, is Hitachinakashi okay?
Yes, there are a lot of people like that.
Yes.
No, no, no.
That's right.
Yes, even in Ibaraki Prefecture, Hitachinakashi is a city with little population.
Yes, it seems like it's a city with very few people.
Yes, it's because there are no rubber bands.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
So, today is also a very open night all over the country.
Yes.
Yes, Mitsure-san, Okubo-san, Kurosawa-bitch-san in the studio.
Don't you want to be hugged around tonight?
Yes.
Well, if you only look at rubber bands.
Yes, rubber bands are important.
Yes.
Yes, it's important.
Yes, please don't forget about it.
Well then, everyone, we will return you to the studio on this wonderful night.
We were returned.
Thank you.
It can't be helped, but it's interesting.
Yes.
Sometimes it's cloudy and sometimes it's foggy.
That's right.
What does it mean?
Well, it's a very popular segment.
Next is...
Ah, there is something like this.
What is it?
Next is Love-chan and Yumekana-chan's sex fortune- telling.
Sex fortune-telling?
Ah, Love-chan!
Love-chan!
Oh!
Love-chan!
Yumekana-chan's...
Night...
Sex fortune-telling!
Oh! Sex fortune-telling!
Well, 5th place is...
Iteza's "You".
Yes.
From tonight to the weekend, it's high tension!
It seems like girls will remember the time when they got wet just by kissing.
Oh.
Also, boys may stand up at unexpected moments.
When you have to stand up, you may not be able to stand up.
Let's be careful!
Well, 4th place is...
Otomesa's "You".
Huh?
When girls meet each other by chance at a seat in front of them, they will unite with the person they met for the first time.
And they will unite there, too!
It seems like they will meet a just-sized pogo stick!
And the third place is a crab seat!
It's when you're in a good mood!
When a girl who pero pero does perolink her nails by chance, her mood goes up!
When a guy who doesn't have a partner touches Tamaki and has a one-on-one, his mood goes up!
Now, the second place is a sushi seat!
It's when you're in a good mood!
Love-chan!
Do you have any lucky items for this week?
Well, lucky colors are red this year.
So, if you use a red guild or something like that, your luck will go up!
A red guild!
Okay!
Now, we will meet again with the remaining first place!
A sheep seat or a pogo seat? Which one is lucky sex?
It's this one!
Congratulations!
A sheep seat!
Okay!
The first place is a sheep seat!
Now, we will meet the second place!
When you wear tight pants, your sex mood goes up!
Let me emphasize!
When girls go out naked, their sex mood goes up!
And!
I'm sorry!
Today's disappointing sex is a sheep seat!
A sheep seat, okay.
It's when you have a lot of hair loss.
So, please check again if there is a tissue stuck there!
I'm embarrassed!
When you take off your underwear, you might feel embarrassed!
If you go to Gotanda's accessory store, please check if there is a tissue stuck in your hair!
Love-chan!
Yes!
But!
Yes, yes!
Do you have any advice for disappointing sex?
Well, yes!
A sheep seat is a seat that represents legs, so if you massage your feet, your luck will go up!
If you are a sheep seat, please massage your feet!
Yes!
That's right!
Finally, I, Yume-chan, will deliver this week's "Magic of Luck Up"!
Bye-o-tu-kai!
See you next week!
Love, love, back-yun! Love, back-yun!
Have a good day tomorrow!
That's all!
Wait, wait!
Love-chan!
Yes!
What are you doing?
You've been...
No, you've been telling me to do a sex fortune- telling!
You've been talking about sex all the time!
I've been writing a sex fortune-telling speech!
Was it really sold out?
Yes! It was really sold out!
Really?
It was really sold out!
What?
It was really sold out, because you did it!
Yes!
You're lucky, Love-chan!
No, it's not like that, really!
By the way, I haven't got a sheep seat yet, but what about a sheep seat?
Oh, that's right!
A sheep seat is...
Eighth!
It looks like you're going to have sex with someone you like!
If you get serious about it, you'll get dumped, so you need to be careful!
With First Sex, if you lick that hole over there, it'll be real love!
Wait, wait!
Please be careful, Mr. Oxbow of Oshizawa!
I'm sorry!
If you lick that hole over there, it'll be real love!
That's right!
I'm going to die!
First Sex, if you lick that hole over there, it'll be real love!
Please be careful, Mr. Oxbow of Oshizawa!
I'm going to die!
Mr. Oshizawa, you're going to have a seat too?
Oh, yes!
A seat!
A seat is...
Yes, a seat in sixth place!
Yes!
Oh!
Your luck with friends is up!
Oh!
You'll have new encounters!
Now, anyone can have equal encounters!
People of homo sapiens, people of new species, and even Mr. Oshizawa, we're all friends!
You did it!
You did it, everyone!
Everyone is equal!
We have a lot of friends!
Yes, please make friends!
I see!
Everyone is equal!
Yes!
I'm glad!
Right?
Yes!
Is it okay for you to do fortune-telling like that?
Even though you're a famous person!
Well, yes...
But, well...
It's my job...
It's your job...
I can handle my job, so I'd like to do it.
I see...
Do you have anything you can use yourself?
Mr. Love, what seat are you in?
I'm also in third place!
Oh!
I see!
Yes!
I see!
I'm also going to make more and more friends!
I see!
Mr. Love, which side...
Which side...
Which side are you in?
Well...
I can go either way...
You can go either way...
Yes!
Wow!
But...
But I'm married and have a family...
Oh, Mr. Love!
When did you get married?
In 2014...
Wow!
I got married and...
Um...
Yes...
I see!
Mr. Love, you're very...
Um...
What do you call it?
Like an older woman...
Yes!
You used to dress like an older woman...
Yes, in the past!
Yes!
So...
I don't like that side...
Oh!
I see!
Um...
Ms. Yumekane, which side are you in?
Yes!
I'm in the water side!
I'm sorry!
You're in the water side!
Yes!
Did you get it right?
Um...
I haven't tried this yet...
Um...
The water side is...
When your complexes are resolved...
Um...
When you grow up...
Um...
When you grow up...
Um...
I'm going to the next stage...
Um...
This year?
Oh, yes, next year!
Next year!
Um...
The members will be cut off!
What?!
Um...
The replacement will be intense!
Oh, no!
We have to do our best!
Yes!
It will change a little!
Oh, no!
Yes!
Next year, "lucky color" is yellow...
Oh!
So, the yellow members will be in the center!
Oh!
Only Tomato-san will be in the center.
Tomato-san will be in the center.
Only you two will be in the center!
Yes!
What color is bad?
Well...
Red is a little...
No way!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!
Yes, this year's luck was a little good...
"lucky color" was red this year...
Yes!
We were in good shape and we will be divided in two next year...
Oh!
Yes!
We are in good shape!
When we had Lapidu-san put us in the center...
Yes!
At the beginning of this year...
Yes!
At that time, our work was successful...
Yes!
What do you do when you get hurt?
This year?
This year!
When you get really hurt.
You get hit a lot.
I get hit a lot.
Red all year long.
That's not good.
You shouldn't get carried away.
Do you have any solutions?
Donate.
Donate?
Yes.
I'm good at it.
Liar!
You're not good at it.
It's not difficult.
If you do that, you'll get lucky?
Yes, you should make a minus first.
I see.
Is there anyone in particular that you think is bad?
Well...
Are you okay now?
Who are you?
You're Aoi, aren't you?
Which one?
Well...
Me?
Yes.
I'm in your ticket.
You're like "I have to give you my ticket!"
Yes.
Are you pulling my leg?
Yes.
But you don't need a body pillow, do you?
No!
I'm in!
I'm just kidding.
Why are you lying?
What's that?
Midnight Wine Show!
Now, it's the "Zange" corner of today's broadcast.
The only parent of the show, Sister Mitsura, will be "Zange"ed by the person who was the worst today.
Even so, Sister, if you don't allow it, you will be punished.
Sister, is that okay with you?
Yes.
Well then, Sister Mitsura, who is "Zange"ed today?
It's Ms. Kanzaki!
What? Why? Why?
Ms. Kanzaki!
Why?
Please come forward.
It's Ms. Kanzaki.
Why? What did you do?
Why? What did you say?
Why? What do you remember?
Sit down. Kneel down.
What? What? What?
It's because Kuro-chan's descent was sloppy.
It's my fault.
Is it my fault?
Yes.
It's Kuro-chan's fault.
No, it's your fault.
Please reflect on yourself.
Maybe Sister Mitsura is a kind person, so she might understand you.
I don't know, so please reflect on yourself honestly.
Well...
I think the reason Kuro-chan didn't answer the phone in the first call was because she was sloppy.
So...
In Kuro-chan's place, I apologize.
I'm sorry.
Is that okay with you?
Yes.
Is that okay with you?
Yes.
Is that okay with you? Please forgive me, sister.
Sister, please forgive me!
Understood.
Then...
Today's Kanzaki's repentance...
Will it be forgiven?
Sister, give us your judgement!
I will not forgive you!
I knew it!
Why not?
I knew it! Why not?
I'm not good at Osaka dialect.
Osaka dialect...
I'm not good at Osaka dialect.
Osaka dialect...
What should we do?
Then...
This time...
Please eat goya and repent!
Why?
Goya is very good for you!
Please chew goya.
Repent.
Hurry up.
It's about to end.
Cheer up!
Please take care of your health!
Please don't hit me!
Don't hit me!
Please take care of your health!
Take care of your health!
It's so good!
One more bite!
It's so good!
I'm sorry.
It's over!
How many viewers do you have now?
We have 330,000 viewers now.
It's amazing!
Thank you for watching such a stupid program so late at night.
How was it, Asuka? Did you have anything to say today?
Asuka will continue to release more and more programs.
So please continue to support us!
You released it, didn't you?
I did.
How about you, Mihiro?
I like Aoi Tsukasa's bag.
That's right!
You can't drop it anywhere, can you?
I can't drop it.
I think it will be released next week, so I'm a little scared.
Will it be released next week?
I see.
So...
What are you doing?
This is it for this week!
We will release Aoi Tsukasa's bag next week!