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It's like I'm scared of this costume coming off.
It was a mat, but it's like a kuwata came out.
Tonight's topic is "Bad world at its best"!
Satou Ryuta and newcomer Karina Maruyama are excited!
Mat is amazing!
She'll survive in the entertainment world!
I've been hit in the back before.
Ohashi Miho made a bomb statement!
I said hello to him for the first time.
Then he said, "Say yes!"
I couldn't say it!
She got scolded even when she grew up!
I got scolded even when I was in India.
I went home to my wife.
Soon after that!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Ohashi-san, you're excited, aren't you?
It's a set of stories that don't slip anymore.
And it's a good song.
Do you still have that feeling?
But you're a free and successful group, aren't you?
No, I may not be able to say it.
Are you humble or what?
I'm Sato Ryuta.
Nice to meet you.
A young man.
A young man, but already 40 years old.
Thank you for knowing me.
Yes, I'm 40 now.
So you drink a lot?
I like to drink.
When I drink, I get sleepy right away.
But sleeping is one of the ways.
Sleeping in the middle of the night is also interesting.
I want to see it.
Can I see it?
I want to see it.
And it's my first time.
I've met you once, but it's my first time talking to you face-to-face.
I still don't know Matt at all.
What don't you know about him?
I feel like I'm in a spaceship.
I don't even go to the bathroom.
You don't say that.
I laughed a lot.
I didn't think you'd laugh like that.
So, Matsumoto-san, let's spin the bottle.
It doesn't matter what the theme is, as long as you say it.
Konno-san.
Let's do it.
There's something I really don't like.
Please say it.
I like to surprise people.
It's my birthday on Valentine's Day, so I like to surprise people.
As soon as I entered the house, like Henzel and Gredel, I put chocolates one by one from the front door.
What is it?
It's a little tiring.
I didn't know you did such a thing.
As I followed you, it led me to the refrigerator.
There was a cake in the refrigerator.
I put a camera strap present next to it.
But you said you didn't like it and returned it.
I didn't like it.
That's amazing.
You can't actually use it, so it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
It's like I did it on my own.
Well, I don't use it and it costs 15,000 yen and I thought it would be nice, but will you be surprised?
No, no, no.
After such a sad story, what do you think of sending and receiving surprise presents?
You don't get angry there?
Well, I can't help it even if I have something I don't use.
That's amazing.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a director.
You're about ten years old, aren't you?
Yes, I'm 11 years old.
So you're a director who's about 30 years old.
I've worked with you once.
I was on a croquette show overseas.
You're an ordinary person.
You've changed.
But you're a pleasant person.
A pleasant person.
You're cheerful.
I'm cheerful.
The way you look at things is a little...
How do you say it?
It's like you're looking at it from a strange angle.
But when you receive a surprise, you have to be very happy when you open it.
The pressure.
Surprise...
That's true.
Is it like a harassment?
If you don't like it, you won't get it.
In this year, there is a ceremony like a birthday present every year.
Yes, there is.
It's quite harassment.
Like, "Please open it."
The other day, on Mr. Ohtari's birthday, he said, "It's light," and when he took off his gloves, there was a strange reaction.
I didn't do it!
It's not good!
I said I didn't do it!
It's not good.
I said I didn't do it!
It's a strange reaction, so the staff said, "On the contrary, it's used in a great place in Kitaguni."
You just thought about it.
I was very happy about it.
By the way, it's a story that happens!
I didn't like the present I received from 100 men and women, but I've done a happy performance.
79 people answered.
Of those who returned it and threw it away, it was 17 people!
Mr. Sato, do you have a surprise for your family today?
Oh, but like I said earlier, I don't do anything very elaborate.
But I want my wife to be happy about it, so I sometimes want to give her a little surprise.
For example, I bought some clothes or things I liked before and gave them to her when she forgot them.
That's cool!
Also, I think it's better to organize it in a more everyday place, so I don't think it's too fancy.
For example, when I go on a trip and my wife says, "Oh, I forgot that."
I want to say, "I have it all."
For example, I want to remove my makeup.
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's like a manager's feeling.
That's amazing!
That's a lot of empathy!
That's right!
For example, insect repellent.
I tend to forget about it, but I'm glad you have it.
But it's not like I bought it on purpose.
Even men sometimes have samples of things like this.
But I don't use it.
Then I put it in my bag when I go on a trip with my wife.
That's great!
That's what I mean.
Wow!
At first, my wife wasn't expecting me to wear makeup.
She was very surprised.
She was very happy.
She was like, "What? Where is the makeup coming from?"
It's kind of scary.
It's a little scary.
Why? Why?
You look like a superman.
You look great!
You look like you'd be happy.
Even if I happen to have makeup in my bag, and I'm going to put it in my bag when I go on a trip with my wife,
when that time comes, I'm a little embarrassed.
You have something that men don't have.
Why do you say that?
It's interesting that Matsumori has makeup in his bag.
Interesting?
Let's turn it around.
What was the theme just now?
Matt. It's Matt.
The image of the world and the world you imagine are quite different.
Oh, I see.
But is it centered on now?
That's right. And I always think that when there is a dinner party, the setting is very high.
I have that image.
Sometimes you don't have to go that far.
But I don't know that much about that dimension.
That's right.
If Matt comes into a bar in the city, there will be no surprising bar in the city.
Matt is a celebrity with a mysterious image from the public, but it seems that his true self is completely different.
Before COVID-19, I used to eat seafood sushi in the morning.
Morning?
Morning.
Seafood sushi in the morning?
I'm curious about the time.
I can't see it with my eyes yet.
You're saying it to someone you don't know.
I don't know it at all.
Are you serious?
Also, when we were eating, I didn't think people were so easy to talk to.
Oh, I see.
But it's a good gap, isn't it?
That's right.
If something happens, you feel like you can't speak because you're angry.
I was wondering why I felt it.
You're the one who's talking.
The atmosphere you're giving off...
It's like you're going to the bathroom and pretending you're not coming back.
There are people like that.
I feel like you're particular about something.
If you say this, I'll be a little irritated.
But I've never been angry on a show or something like that.
It's not like you're scared.
What is it?
You're worrying me.
I don't know why you're worrying me.
Even though you're living normally.
For example, "Do you have a driver's license?"
Do you need help?
I'm not saying it.
I don't know where you're treating me kindly.
What I'm thinking of is friendliness.
Friendliness may be a little far away, Matt.
That's right.
There's no one like that in the world of friendliness.
There's no one like that in my own experience.
There's no one like that.
By the way.
Here are the results of Matt's impressions of 100 men and women.
Is it an image of a kind celebrity?
It's too mysterious.
I can't even imagine what you're eating.
I don't know what it looks like.
I've never made it look like I'm angry.
Why do you think like that?
What is it?
Marukai, do you have anything to say?
Matt, right?
To Matt...
That's a good one.
That's my first thought.
What is it?
It's because everything is in the middle, isn't it?
Like this...
Humans are a little off, but I think everything is...
Everything is like this...
You mean it's beautifully finished?
It's like everything is in the middle.
I have the image of putting everything next to me vertically.
What kind of answer is that?
I have that kind of image.
That's a different kind of star.
That's a completely different kind of star.
Like, you're trying to get 30 yen out of your pocket, and you drop 10 yen, and you pick it up?
Yeah.
You chase it?
You say, "Oh, it's gone, it's gone."
I'm leaving it here because I think it might help someone.
I don't have that kind of idea.
Like, "I hope someone picks it up."
So, Matt, what's gotten into you lately?
It's not like I'm angry...
It's like, I'm pretty scared of being praised.
Like, you can tell right away when you're praised, but...
The compliments you hear on set...
It's like, "Are you really saying that?"
Matt is afraid of being praised.
He can't trust the compliments he hears on set.
Like, the cameraman...
Oh, the cameraman, right!
The voice of the person looking at the monitor...
I thought, "Is he serious?"
That's not true.
That's a little rude.
He suddenly changed his tone.
No, it's like...
And then I looked at the monitor and I was like, "Huh?"
Like, "Something's wrong."
On the contrary, I want you to say the truth.
You want me to say it?
Like, "Something's wrong here, you should fix it."
I think it's better if you say it.
Even if Matt comes out of nowhere, I can't say it.
That was really funny.
You want me to say that?
But for me, for example, when it comes to photos...
You don't even talk about it.
Did you hear me?
He's really angry.
He's like "what's with the reaction?"
He's really angry.
When you say you have something to say, you're really angry!
What's with the reaction?
Did you hear me?
If I say it, it's all...
When it comes to photos, I edit it myself.
The magazine and the advertisement.
You edit it yourself?
Yes, if I say it...
As long as my eyes are open, I'm fine.
As long as my eyes are open, I can do whatever I want.
Even if you talk about it.
You can delete it, right?
That's right.
That's why...
Don't laugh!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh! It's tiring, it's tiring.
But it's really funny!
Don't laugh!
It's not funny at all!
Don't laugh!
I've said something even funnier!
I want to exchange Lines!
I've said something even funnier!
It's the first time you've acknowledged it today!
Adam Mariam.
Yes, understood.
Adam Mariam.
Leave it to me.
Just bite it off!
What did you say?
It wasn't even Japanese anymore.
I'm sorry!
When I went to the dressing room to say hello before recording,
I took some sweets with me and said hello.
For the first time, I said hello to Tetsuya Takera.
Then, I asked if it's okay for me to say "ton, ton, ton", and he said "yes",
but he told me not to say it to himself, so I said "ton, ton, ton",
and I asked him again if it's okay for me to say "ton, ton, ton", and he said "yes",
so I did it eight times.
That's quite a lot.
But I couldn't say it at all, and the next time I said "ton, ton, ton",
he said "yes", and I was like "what the hell are you saying?!"
You were saying "yes" to him?
Yes, I was.
I said "yes", you bastard!
I've heard that story many times.
It's a story about how it all got awkward,
but I wonder if you've ever been scolded when you grew up.
Maruyama-san, who was still scolded when he was 37 years old!
What did you get scolded for when you grew up?
When I grew up?
You're asking me if I've been scolded recently, right?
Yes, it's been about a year now...
No, it's been only half a year.
That's a detailed story.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's been only recently.
Have you ever been scolded?
I've been scolded recently.
What did you get scolded for?
Fukawa Ryo-san, who I'm doing "Goji-ni-muchi" with,
I don't think you'll get scolded for it.
I don't know if I'm angry or angry,
but sometimes I get a little too sensitive about it.
How sensitive do you have to be?
There was a topic like "viewing technique" on a show, right?
So I asked Fukawa-san, who was viewing it, how it was,
and she didn't answer me at all and just left me there.
During the show, during the broadcast...
She left you there, right?
Yes, I thought so, and after it was over,
I went up to her and said, "Fukawa-san, did I ask you in a bad way?"
And she said, "No, it was a little loud."
Ohae-san's question...
She said, "Your voice was loud."
Voice tone?
She said, "Your voice tone and key were loud."
I can't answer with that.
What kind of voice was it?
Fukawa-san, you're a host, too.
My tension was a little high.
That's about it.
But for Fukawa-san, it seemed like a sound key that couldn't be answered.
What is that?
Isn't it a buzzer?
For Fukawa-san, when you ask something important like that,
you have to go from the bottom in a low tone.
If you don't go beyond the next person to answer, it's hard to answer.
If you ask me with a high tension, I have to answer with a higher tension.
It's hard to answer, isn't it?
That's what she said, and I thought, "Huh?"
I can't answer that at all.
I don't think she had any answer for visual art.
Is that so?
It's not that difficult.
I couldn't look her in the eye for about a week.
She's so sensitive.
I wonder what she did.
Sato-san, have you been scolded recently?
To be honest with you, I want to be scolded more for my work.
On the contrary, Sato-san wants to be scolded more.
It seems like he has his own worries.
For example, in a play like "Rendora", we don't have much time and we can't take it slowly.
We have to say "OK" more and more because we can't make it in time for "on-air".
In such a situation, there aren't many directors who say "NG" in a play.
For example, we can't say "OK" or there is technical noise.
To put it coldly, it's like self-responsibility.
Of course, after 20 years, I know that I have to take responsibility and stand in front of the camera.
I wonder if it's too early for me to say "NG" in a play.
Sometimes, I wonder if I'm not convinced of myself.
But when I'm asked "NG" again in a play, I'm very happy.
That's difficult.
What is "NG" in a play?
It's like "Oh, you're looking at me in detail".
You say "NG" quite a few times.
Is it a different kind of "NG"?
I say "NG" quite a lot.
I also say "NG" at the set of "Komase" because of the distance between the director and the sponsor.
I wonder what "NG" is.
"NG" is definitely "NG".
You can hear "NG" in "Komase", right?
"NG" is really annoying.
The director says "OK", but you're like "Hmm"...
So I directly ask the client what's wrong.
That's pretty tough.
Because it takes a lot of time, doesn't it?
"Is it good?", "How is it?", like that.
And then you go in person and say "No, this product is like this", "Is it better like this?"
If you can ask that properly, we'll do the same.
But I really like commercials.
That's a good thing.
At this age, you might get scolded by children.
How do you get scolded?
Well, it's cute and all, but it's a good thing.
There's a part where you team up with your wife and make me look like a bad guy and make me look bad, right?
Is that so?
I'm happy about it.
How did you get scolded?
I get scolded for being a pain in the ass.
No, that's...
But let me tell you about something my wife didn't like.
Matsumoto-san remembered something his wife didn't like.
Let's see what he got scolded for.
It's a story from years ago.
You never know when it's going to end.
You don't know when it's going to end and when it's going to start again.
When Matsumoto comes out, I'll talk about it.
But is this Matsumoto the last Matsumoto?
Yes, yes, yes.
There might be another one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was thinking of three or four.
Result, result...
To be honest, I appeared only about twice.
But I assumed that there would be a third time for the second time,
and it had only been about 40 minutes since it started.
That was kind of a hidden story.
So I looked at the studio and said, "Why do you say such a hidden story at the end of the show?"
You said it at the end of the show, didn't you?
Yes, at the end of the show...
Is it no good?
It's only possible for a wife.
What did you say about it, Matsumoto-san?
No, I didn't think it was good.
Matsumoto-san said such a good excuse.
When I got home, my wife scolded me for the finale of "ITOMU".
Did she scold you?
She scolded me.
I thought I did a pretty good job.
I did my best for the finale of "ITOMU".
There were a lot of people.
There were people I've never seen before.
I did my best.
When I got home, my wife said...
Someone was floating.
That's amazing.
As expected of you.
It's only possible for a wife.
Matsumoto-san said such a good excuse.
I'm grateful for it.
But you don't get angry about it, do you?
I don't get angry about it.
I'm surprised about it.
By the way, what's going on?
When we asked 100 men and women over the age of 40...
Have you ever been scolded recently?
About 40% said yes.
Surprisingly, you all get scolded.
Oh!
What's up?
I have some questions.
For example,
"Kimetsu no Yaiba" (Demon Slayer)
is popular even for young children.
I want you to tell me about it.
There was a man like this.
I went to Okinawa.
I went scuba diving.
On my way back,
I had a friend in Okinawa.
I was drinking with my friend in Okinawa.
There was a five-year-old boy.
He was talking.
I showed him "Kimetsu no Yaiba" iPad.
He became quiet.
When I heard about it,
I went to Okinawa.
I went scuba diving.
I had a friend in Okinawa.
On my way back,
I had a friend in Okinawa.
I don't have any experience like that.
Is it a difference as an entertainer?
When Mr. Mimura is talking with the general public,
Mr. Mimura worries Mr. Okinawa's unnecessary conversation.
Is Mr. Okinawa involved somewhere?
He carefully thinks.
While listening to Mr. Okinawa's comment,
while listening to Mr. Okinawa's comment,
Mr. Okinawa Pepτό will prepare some story.
After hearing Mr. Mimura's comment,
Mr. Mimura is very hostile to Mr. Okinawa.
I'll talk about wanting laundry first and then do it.
Oh, you'll do it.
If I make a mistake and say something like "fell down"
No, it's okay. I'm still in the middle of it.
And at the end, it's like "fell down" or "I knew it."
It's a little tough for you to be asked for a fall.
I don't ask for a fall.
I'm careful and laugh where it looks like a fall, but it doesn't seem like it.
How many times do you laugh?
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me, I'm from Hyogo prefecture.
Since I was little, Kansai children have grown up watching "Shinkigeki".
There is a general phrase "fall by swinging".
When I talk normally, people say "fall right now".
If I don't say anything, people will say "where are you picking up now?"
It's tough.
If I don't say anything, people will think of me like an unkind child.
I'd like Mr. Matsumoto to say that general phrase is no longer good.
That's interesting.
That's right.
Mr. Ohashi from Kobe.
He wants you to stop laughing in Kansai.
It was really tough.
It's tougher than general phrase.
If you can't do that, you won't be able to get a citizenship in your class.
What's wrong with Osaka people?
If an old lady in Osaka says "bang", you'll definitely have to fall.
That happens.
Bang!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hurry up.
Is it really that bad?
I thought it was funny, too.
It's like you're swallowing something.
I thought it was a real bullet.
It was really bad timing.
I'm sorry.
I drank a little.
When you said "bang", it was like "bang".
You were completely shot.
I'm sorry.
It was a bad timing.
Mr. Ohashi is from Kansai.
He did it for me, but it wasn't a Kansai game, so I didn't know it well.
Bang!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't laugh.
It's hard to laugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I can't laugh.
It's not "ah," it's "what's up?"
You spilled beans.
It's too much like Matsumoto Sudo.
What's up?
I don't know the correct answer.
It's a little slippery to drink like that.
Hey!
It's not tea.
This is bad.
Are you serious?
I'll do it.
Oh, really.
Oh, Otaku-san.
That's good, Otaku-san.
When I drink with Matsumoto-san, I always fall asleep.
When you're drunk, you can't control yourself.
You fall asleep when you don't want to.
When you don't want to sleep, you fall asleep.
When you're drunk, you can't control yourself.
The failure of a drunk man.
There are many of them.
Do you have one?
For example, you live in an apartment and you open your house to a different floor.
When you open your house, you can't see the dark because it's only you.
When I went in, a dog came out of nowhere even though I didn't buy a dog.
Because it's a different breed, right?
When did you get rescued?
Because it's a different breed, right?
You didn't lock it up, did you?
That's right.
What?
So, you're not good at arresting people, right?
If you're naked like a girl, you'll be told like that, right?
Then it's over for me.
It's over for you, right?
I get arrested quite often.
Wow, I'm scared.
When I enter my room and see my clothes piled up like this,
I've peed a lot on them.
What?
You've peed a lot on them.
Not a lot.
I thought it was coming back to me.
Not a lot.
First of all, it seems like you've mistaken the door of the closet and the door of the bathroom for being naked.
That's right.
As expected, you don't do it now, do you?
Sometimes.
Sometimes you do it.
You've done it before, haven't you?
I do it naked.
Wow.
Isn't it amazing that you don't do it naked and you don't know it yet?
What?
If you do it naked, you'll be found out.
I do it naked.
A lot of adults do it.
Do you do it naked?
I do it naked.
Do you do it naked?
I do it naked.
That's amazing.
I used to do it in my dream when I was in elementary school.
You're the same age as your wife, Hitomi-chan.
It doesn't matter. I don't have to say my name.
You don't have to say your name.
I don't have to worry about that!
You don't?
I think you have a mat.
I don't have to say my name.
I don't have to worry about that.
You don't have to worry about that.
You're the type of person who doesn't worry about that.
But I'm always worried about the paint peeling off.
Paint?
What does "paint" mean?
Paint.
You don't have to worry about that.
You said "paint" yourself!
But when I said "paint" on TV, I got a "paint" commercial.
What's a "paint" commercial?
So you're the type of person who doesn't worry about the paint peeling off.
Yes.
I usually go to work or eat after putting on this makeup.
But I'm scared of this makeup peeling off.
That's fast!
It's like even though it's a mat, I'm starting to get acne.
That's not bad!
It's not bad!
Why do you have acne?
You have acne.
That's what I'm worried about.
I don't want people to say "Wow, you have acne!"
Like it comes off?
This area is a mat, but this area is acne.
That's true.
It's funny.
That's what I'm worried about.
It's like a sunglasses.
You don't know when you'll be attacked by an enemy.
So you don't show your hands.
You go home with a mat.
That's right.
I always carry a pouch like this.
I make time for my makeup.
I go to the bathroom and do this.
You have to put it on a mat.
Yes.
Don't you have a fan?
That's right.
Why do you have one?
What do you do when you sweat?
Does the mat come off?
That's right.
I'm like Mariah Carey.
I want to be in the wind for a long time.
You want movement.
I want to be in the wind for a long time.
When you were in elementary school, what did you do?
I went to school with wings.
I wanted to be an angel.
But your face was a kuwata, right?
My face is a kuwata.
His face is a kuwata.
A kuwata is fine, but you wanted to be an angel.
Yes, I wanted to be an angel.
I asked Santa Claus for wings all the time.
I asked him for a third grade grammy in middle school.
The last wing was very resistant.
I couldn't fly on the stairs or in the air.
I fell down and I realized I couldn't fly anymore.
I'm sorry, I didn't understand anything from the middle of it.
That's right.
You were wearing wings and you were flying in middle school.
It's funny.
Otake-san, please tell me in detail later.
Yes, sir.
I don't know anymore.
You don't have to do it anymore.
Matt, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
You'll survive in the entertainment world.
You have a lot of personality.
A lot of personality.
What were we talking about?
I don't know.
We were making fun of you.
We were talking about collaborations and oasis.
It's possible, right?
It's a trend in this area.
I can say it now.
Yes.
Well...
I've been in a taxi or on the road with a full load of money.
What?
With a full load of money?
Why?
Well...
I've been in a taxi or on the road with a full load of money.
That's a great story.
That's a good start.
That's a great start.
That's a great title.
That's a great start.
What is the truth of the electric water accident that she was in a taxi or on the road with a full load of money?
Every time I went home, I thought it was strange that my toothbrushes were taken out.
Miho Ohashi is coming out of the story of being hung upside down by a failure of alcohol.
I thought I was dating someone.
When I was at his house, at three o'clock in the middle of the night, I heard a knock on the door.
I looked at the glass and a person was reflected in it.
And I was told, "I'm sorry, can you go home?"
I was given only 10,000 yen bills and let me go home.
At that time, I was happy to meet him and drank a lot of alcohol.
When I was in a taxi, I felt sick and I reversed on the road while holding a full shot.
It doesn't matter what you wrote with a full shot.
If it comes out of your mouth, you'll meet him.
He's waiting for me in an invisible place on the side of the road.
Can you go home now?
Now is your chance.
Every time I went to his house, I thought it was strange that the toothbrush I had at home was taken out.
It's a small one.
But I thought it was because it was A-type.
He didn't notice it.
I thought I liked gender equality at all.
If you reversed it, you wouldn't like it anymore.
When I objectively saw it, I thought it was the bottom of human trash.
I am now.
I thought I was at the bottom of human trash.
But I thought, "If I feel like this, I'll stand up and reverse it."
How long ago was it?
When I was a college student.
It was when you were young.
It was a failure.
You were pretty energetic.
No, I wasn't energetic.
I believed in him, but he was cheating on me.
I was surprised.
Can I ask you for something?
But you got over it, didn't you?
Yes.
You don't do that anymore, do you?
No, I don't do it anymore.
But I get a headache when I can't get drunk.
When I'm about to throw up, I wonder why I always touch the toilet that I never touch.
I don't know about that.
That's true.
It's cold all of a sudden.
I don't care about you touching the toilet.
No, I don't do that anymore.
But Matsumoto-san, have you ever been naked in a woman's house that you don't know about?
No, I haven't.
You haven't?
I think you've been naked all the time.
Yes, I have.
Once, when I was about 21 years old, I was working part-time.
I was riding a taxi with Hamada-san.
Matsumoto-san's mistake when he was young and drunk.
It's an episode with Hamada-san.
I was working part-time at a snack bar.
He made me drink alcohol.
I started to feel sick in the middle of it.
I put up with it for a while, but it was too late.
I couldn't do it anymore.
He stopped me.
I was so scared.
When I came back, I was like...
I was pretty drunk.
Hamada and the driver of the taxi beat me up.
I still can't forgive that.
I'm sorry.
That's funny.
Is he laughing?
He's suffering.
Can I spin the bottle again?
Yes, please.
Sugar.
Anything is fine.
Anything?
Coming out is fine.
Special skills are fine.
Questions are fine.
He made me do weird poses last time.
Weird poses.
You've never done that before, right?
I've never done that before.
Matsumoto-san told me about it last time.
I'm scared.
I've never done that before.
I want you all to do that.
What kind of request is that?
They requested poses that they've never done before.
They showed us their actions.
What kind of pose is that?
For example, Otaku-san did it for me.
I've never seen it before.
It's my first time doing it.
I've never done it before.
I can only do it at this moment.
Do you have a bat?
I don't.
I've never done it before.
I'm sorry.
It's your turn, Sato-kun.
I don't have one.
Let's try it.
I don't have one.
After this, Sato Ryuta did a pose that he's never done before.
I don't have one.
Sato Ryuta did a pose that he's never done before.
A pose that I've never done before.
Let me try it.
That was close.
I can't do it anymore.
That was close.
Are you okay?
I didn't think you'd do it.
That was quick.
That was quicker than I thought.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm risking my life.
Is it that bad?
But it's amazing.
I'm sorry.
I'm into it now.
It's nice.
I want to see UFOs.
What?
I want to see UFOs.
There are people who say they saw UFOs.
I see.
I want you to be there.
I will definitely be there.
She said it early.
What did you say?
I'm there.
How many times?
About three times.
Maruyama says she has seen UFOs.
Let's hear what she has to say.
Whether you believe it or not depends on you.
I want you to tell me.
I was playing soccer in America.
When I looked up during the soccer game, I saw it around here.
Isn't it very close?
It's just my imagination.
I think it's a little more than here.
It was about here.
Is it very far away from this extension line?
Or is it clearly shaped like this?
It's clearly shaped like this.
Is it a disk?
It's a disk and it's shaped like this.
Is it a disk?
And it's thin like this.
Are you talking about those three patterns?
Yes, it was spinning like this.
You've seen all kinds of UFOs.
It's not one UFO at a time, but at a different timing, right?
But all of them are during the soccer game.
Is it during the game?
Yes.
Is it during the day?
It's during the day.
Are they all overseas?
They are all overseas.
But they may have come to see soccer.
I'm sure of it.
Can I say one more thing?
Speaking of aliens, when I was walking on Fuji TV's telescope instead of this disk,
there was a time when a person with a terrible earplug was walking.
Are you talking about aliens?
Even after this, we can't stop seeing alien information!
You've encountered a lot of them, haven't you?
They are also in convenience stores.
Convenience stores?
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Speaking of aliens, when I was walking on Fuji TV's "Wangan" instead of this disk,
there was a time when a person with a lot of ear plugs was walking.
What do you mean aliens?
With ear plugs in this state? Standing like this? In "Wangan"'s studio?
That's not for you to say!
That's a main dish!
In the studio?
No, no, I passed by in the hallway.
You passed by in the hallway?
I passed by and I thought I shouldn't look back right away,
so I stood up for a moment and looked back and they were looking at me too.
I think they noticed me.
They noticed you.
Also, I've seen someone this big with ear plugs in the hallway.
A new one?
What do you mean?
I don't really say it.
When I say it, I think it's something like that.
Does that also mean aliens?
I think they're not human.
They're also in convenience stores.
Convenience stores?
When I looked sideways, there was a person with his chin stuck in this ice cream corner.
What does "chin" mean?
It always has a long meaning.
That's it.
So I picked my ice cream.
Chin, chin, chin.
You're like GariGari's youth.
Really!
GariGari's youth.
Chin, chin, chin.
Like "chin, chin, chin."
Why can't we meet up?
It's like "Our World" when you're in Beijing.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
You're surprised, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm like, "Oh, you're here."
You're already used to it.
Yes, if I'm surprised, I'll be surprised too.
So I try not to look too much.
If I look at the end, I'll definitely look over there too.
It's not a normal walk.
It's like walking out a little faster.
Did you tell your husband about it?
Yes, I did.
Does he agree with you?
"Oh, really?" he says.
It's like "Oh, really? You look at it like that?"
I don't have a lot of places to say this, so I'm glad I could say it today.
Thank you.
But I don't think we'll meet up.
Will we meet up?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
I want you to mistake me for someone who asks questions.
I don't think we'll meet up.
By the way, Naruhana-shi!
When we asked 100 men and women if they've actually seen UFOs or aliens,
15% of them said they have.
I don't believe it at all.
You say it a lot, don't you? You say, "Oh, I've seen it."
Oh, I haven't.
It's a fairy tale.
I haven't seen it either.
You were about to say it.
I haven't seen it.
On the contrary, my jaw itches when I hear it.
It's the opposite. It's not the opposite.
It's the opposite of a huge UFO.
Next week, Maki Sakai will appear.
It's something you don't want people to see.
You'll see it right away.
You'll notice it, right?
It's like an impulse you can't control.
It's really good.
Don't miss it!