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Takahiro Ogata's Unforgettable Stories!
Good evening!
Now, it's "DOWNTOWN NOW" special edition!
I've talked about how great it is and how good it is for drinking!
I wanted to use it, but I couldn't because of time constraints!
There are many unpublished episodes!
Today, I would like you to take a look at it!
And I did a special episode on "MAD CHANNEL" the other day!
That episode was also a little too much talk, but I couldn't help it!
I wanted to do it, but I couldn't do it!
It's too much talk!
Takahiro Ogata's "Unforgettable Stories"!
I couldn't help it, but I couldn't help it!
Let's take a look at it together!
To put it simply...
It's like a roll of sushi!
But I like the roll of sushi!
It's like a roll of sushi!
So, let's dig into "Gokai"!
First of all, let's talk about "Sake no Tsubami" which started in August!
Because we keep drinking while recording, we couldn't get into the frame because we were too excited,
or because we took off our masks too much, we couldn't do it!
Oops! It spilled out!
Do you have your own favorite entertainer?
What do you want us to talk about?
Do you really want us to talk about it?
I'll say it!
First of all, ABCC Kawai is drunk and talks about his favorite female entertainer even though she is Johnny's!
Go ahead and say it!
You can get close to this person.
I'm Yuriko Ishida.
You're older than me!
That's not fair!
You're older than me!
You shouldn't say that!
I'll say Mei Nagano.
You're not allowed to say that!
You're cute!
You're really cute, Nagano Men!
I love you.
Men say that a lot, right?
Who's good?
Are there women like that?
Women.
Men.
When women are drinking alone, what do you say?
This male talent is good.
After Johnny's said it,
Natsuno, who is hungry,
talks about female celebrities who are popular with women, even though they are actresses!
There are.
She might be able to say it.
But Matsumoto-san is popular.
No way!
That's right.
Wait a minute!
Natsuno-san is good at this.
I wanted to say this today.
I didn't say it!
I didn't say it at all!
I wanted to say it at the end.
It's like the designer of Paricole, who is asked to say it thousands of times.
I'm doing it!
If you look at her eyes, you can see her hairstyle.
Which one of you was a blood bird?
I was a blood bird.
A young girl.
No, Natsuno was a blood bird.
I'm fine with it.
I...
I'm different.
Wait, I have a question for you.
No, no, no.
I don't like you, Natsuno-chan.
Give me your answer.
If Nobu and Machiak-san came here...
I'm Machiak-san!
You look like an anti-fans.
Super fan!
If Nobu and Daigo-san were the ultimate choice...
I want to hear it!
First of all, Nobu and Daigo-san...
Now we know what you're like.
Daigo-san...
You're amazing!
She's amazing!
Why? Why?
If you say Daigo-san now...
You'll lose your impression.
Seriously?
Furuichi-san, you're not an entertainer, right?
No, I'm not at all.
This is...
You're not an entertainer, right?
Furuichi-san, tell us honestly.
Do you only care about your looks?
What?
That's not true.
You're not that kind of person?
Well, you know...
My looks change a lot.
They change a lot.
That's why I'm not interested in things that change.
You know, you can't steal someone's talent or ability.
That's why I'm attracted to things like that.
Then, who was the person you liked the most until now?
Furuichi-san, you're not interested in your looks.
Where were you attracted to the person you liked until now?
I liked people of the same generation, people with talents, people with abilities.
Talents? What kind of talents?
People who can make things.
It can be music or sentences, but I like people who can make things.
People you respect?
Yes, probably.
Why do you like people just by their looks?
It's because of their looks, isn't it?
No, it's not about their looks.
It's about their appearance.
For example, their skin.
That's amazing!
Don't you feel surprised when you see people with bulging buttocks?
I'd like to believe it.
People who can make things are perfect.
I don't have buttocks at all.
Matsumo-san doesn't either.
I don't need your buttocks data.
By the way, let me tell you a story.
When I asked 100 independent men and women which of their looks and talents would they focus on,
as you can see, I was attracted to their talents, too.
So?
What about fortune-telling?
I don't hate it, but...
I didn't believe it at first, but Getters Iida- san...
He said you'd get a lot of fortune.
That's amazing!
I was fortune-told on a live show.
Seiya-san has a strong will to fly.
He said fortune-telling made him curious about something.
Seiya takes a break until he is 31 years old.
No matter what happens, he is a popular star.
He gets attention until he is 31 years old.
But it ends suddenly.
He is told that he will take a break until he is 85 years old.
What should I do?
How important is fortune-telling?
Matsumoto-san doesn't care about fortune-telling or other opinions?
He cares about others' opinions.
I want to know.
He cares about others' opinions.
But it can't be helped.
There is a reason why I said fortune-telling.
I had a drink with Ozawa-san and Matsumoto-san of Speedwagon.
Ozawa-san was cute and Matsumoto-san was cute.
There were three of us.
You were nervous.
I was very nervous.
Matsumoto-san turned on his phone.
I wondered if there were people who loved me seriously.
Otome Matsumoto-san?
Kawai-san, when you drank with Matsumoto-san, you talked about your serious worries.
I was surprised and said, "No, no, everyone loves you."
Then Ozawa-san said, "No, your wife definitely loves you, doesn't she?"
No, I know my wife loves me.
But is there anyone in Japan who loves me the most?
Matsumoto-san, you're amazing.
You have a lot of worries.
I'm sorry, but...
I thought this wasn't good, so Ozawa-san and I talked about something else for about 10 minutes.
When we calmed down a little, you still haven't answered my question.
It's so annoying!
I really wanted you to answer it!
You love me, don't you?!
I don't remember it that well!
Matsumoto-san, you're sad, aren't you?
It's so annoying!
Everyone's making a profit.
There's only people who come to you for work.
I see!
Even if I don't ask you a single question, will you come?
I think there are people who come to you even if you don't have money.
But only when you're rich, right?
That's right.
That's funny!
Is there anything else that's attractive about you other than being rich?
There is!
It was also the first time I drank it.
Probably.
But I talked about it with my daughter a few years ago.
It was around the time of cherry blossoms.
Everyone in Japan said they liked cherry blossoms.
What did Matsumoto-san and his daughter say about cherry blossoms, which everyone in Japan likes?
Actually, I don't like cherry blossoms that much, I told my daughter.
Oh, I see.
If I cut down all the cherry blossoms in Japan,
"would you hate me?" I told my daughter.
"I wouldn't hate you," I said.
"But how much do you like me?" I thought.
Even if you cut down all the cherry blossoms in Japan...
There are people like that.
I think you will absolutely hate me.
It's a general news.
It's been about a month since I heard it.
Matsumoto-san and his daughter.
Cherry blossoms all over Japan.
Matsumoto-san and his wife.
You say that every day, don't you?
What?
You say that every day, don't you?
No, I don't.
That's scary!
That's realistic!
You say that every day, don't you?
What would you like to have?
What would you like to have in your human body?
It's going to be a hot topic in a bar.
About functions that humans would like to have in their bodies.
What would you like to have in your human body?
I'd like this.
I'd like to have a pocket under my neck.
I can say that a little.
When you go to the beach.
Sometimes, you really don't have one pocket.
Yes, yes.
So, under my neck, there is a river.
You say that every day, don't you?
No, I don't.
If you can put in a key or something like that, you don't have to carry a second bag.
That's true.
Isn't it better to put it here?
The place you can't see from the front.
Mini pocket.
What do you put in there?
No, something like watermelons.
Watermelons?
Why are you putting it in here?
Why is it here?
Doesn't it look good here?
All of a sudden, here...
If you take the train, you can go like this.
You can go like this.
Here...
Oh, I see.
You don't have to put it in.
You can put it in like this.
It's going to be expensive, the ticket.
That's right.
For people like me.
It's going to be expensive.
That's true.
Here...
But if you get salt and pepper from here...
But, you know...
You eat food, so you can live forever.
I thought of it, too.
When you find salt and pepper at a high-end sushi restaurant...
I don't like it.
I can eat it with my fingers, but...
Salt and pepper.
Yes, yes, yes.
But with this...
Salt and pepper.
Can I buy it?
With this, you can eat it with salt and pepper.
Oh, I see.
You can eat it like this.
With only salt and pepper.
You don't use salt and pepper?
Once a month, I put it in here.
That's annoying!
Where can you get a cold?
What?
Where can you get a cold?
Can you get a cold quickly?
Why do you get a cold?
It's here, right?
It's definitely here.
Why?
When you get a cold...
When you have a cough or something...
It's definitely here.
You don't get a little wind from here.
You get a cold when you get a cold.
You don't dry your hair.
It's a girl's wind.
It can be done by five-year-old girls.
It's the fire of a strong man.
It's scary because it's too big.
No, love is important.
I understand it amazingly.
That's nice.
By the way, I asked four men and women in their 20s and 50s about the functions of their bodies that they wanted the most, and as you can see...
I'd like to have a pocket under my neck...
No, I don't want any of it.
It's really lame of me to say this now, but what do you think of "talents who listen to whispers"?
It's really lame of you to say that now.
It's really lame of me to say that now, but what do you think of "talents who listen to whispers"?
What do you mean by "talents who listen to whispers"?
But I simply think you're lame.
Shibata, who was complaining about "talents who listen to whispers" on the show the other day, was actually still angry!
As a comedian, this is a really core story.
I get irritated when people say that "listening to whispers" is funny.
But in this show, you're able to have a proper conversation, and you're able to say the right answer to the wrong answer in your own voice.
There's a mechanism that you can easily laugh it off just by saying "who said matcha?"
What's with that "comedian mechanism"?
I can only understand what you're saying.
It's lame, isn't it?
It's lame!
What's lame about it?
It's lame that a youngster said something lame!
It's the easiest way to laugh it off, isn't it?
Everyone laughs it off.
It's called "lame jokes".
Yes, "lame jokes".
Do you have time to pee?
If you can...
You can leave it as it is.
Shibata!
I'll leave it as it is and go pee!
Is there a good and expensive restaurant that doesn't make you laugh?
What do you mean?
It seems like Daigo-san has a strong obsession with expensive restaurants.
When I went to a Japanese restaurant, the first dish they served was like this.
Seriously!
No way!
It was so good.
It was like this when you took a bath.
It was huge!
I was surprised.
The first dish was crab shell.
It's not common.
You put it in crab shell and serve it.
Do you know crab shell?
You open it and put it on top of crab shell.
It's not common.
They used to do it like this and change it like this.
We say "take it out" and they do it like this.
Why do you say "we say"?
Yesterday, I went to a famous restaurant with Shouhei-kun.
I went there to eat grilled meat.
Until then, they served about 12 dishes like senmai-sachi.
They didn't serve any meat at all.
In the end, they grilled two halami and finished.
They grilled two halami and finished.
What a shame!
When I say "neighbors", I mean a little while ago...
I've never heard of it.
When I got out of the elevator, I said "gacha" and there were three small dogs without a lead.
What?!
Their beaks were about six centimeters long.
Six centimeters!
A total of 18 centimeters.
I don't know what "a total of 18 centimeters" means.
Why did you add "a total of 18 centimeters"?
If you add "a total of 18 centimeters", it's a weird calculation.
I was scared.
I'm scared.
It's over, right?
Well, it's been six minutes.
Wait a minute! It's over?!
You're lying!
It's okay!
It's over?!
It's okay, right?
You said "a total of 18 centimeters" is scary, right?
"A total of 18 centimeters" is scary, right?
I don't need it.
It's better not to guess.
There's a hidden story behind it.
There are actually two of them.
What are you talking about?
You're lying.
I don't think it's funny.
It's terrible.
Why did you end it like that?
Retirement.
What are you talking about with all these members?
There was a scene where Hammer was very kind.
During a live broadcast commercial, he called his previous staff and said, "Give me a chair."
I'm the one who said it first.
It's not like he said it in a loud voice, it's more like he said it in a low voice.
Mr. Tamao Akae, who has experience of sharing Hammer's casual kindness, will tell you about it.
Mr. Hamada, I was with you at the time of checking the order, and it's true that you are really kind.
When food or snacks come out to the guests, you don't eat much because you're the host, right?
So when the guests eat it, you say, "Tamao-chan, you eat it, too," and you say that to the host and the hostesses, too.
It's pretty recent, isn't it?
I used to eat McDonald's in front of the station at Seijo Academy, and there was a line.
"Hey, what's this?" As I saw it earlier, Mr. Hamada was claiming to be a genius.
"Hey, what's this?" "Oh, it's Mr. Hamada."
That's amazing. It's been 20 years.
- That's also Mr. Hamada. - Yes, yes.
It may be for the sake of the family, but he was claiming it so much that I thought, "Oh, that's the kind of person he is."
I think there are a lot of celebrities who are not suited for part-time jobs.
Oh, that's right.
- I think it's pretty solid. - That's right.
- But it was really crappy. - Oh, really?
Let's talk about part-time jobs that celebrities did when they were amateurs, starting with Fukuda- san, the heroine of "Three O'Clock".
There are a lot of celebrities like that, but did you all get a part-time job?
- I did. - I did a lot of part-time jobs.
- You did? - What kind of part-time jobs did you do?
I did a lot of part-time jobs.
- You know, the gravel next to the railroad tracks? - Yes, I do.
- That's a job that's neatly arranged. - It's neatly arranged?
- It's natural for people to do that. - That's a job that's neatly arranged.
- You know, the gravel next to the railroad tracks? - Yes, I do.
- We all did it in the morning. - What?!
- Oh, you did it! - Yes, yes.
- And it was quite popular. - Oh, I see.
- It must have been tough. - Yes, yes.
- We did it. - We did it.
- Matsumoto-san, what do you watch? - Well...
- If we talk about TV shows... - Yes.
Matsumoto-san says he hasn't been absorbed in any recent TV shows.
What TV shows have you watched over and over again?
- Huh?! I still watch "Columbus" a lot.
- It's amazing! - No, it's funny, but...
- "Columbus" is amazing. - What?!
- I watch "Columbus" over and over again. - What?!
- There are people like that. People who watch it over and over again.
- I don't feel like watching it at all.
- But half of you know what "Columbus" is, right? - At first.
- Well, I'll show you first.
- You watch it over and over again?! - Yes.
- Daigo, you watch it over and over again too, right? - I watch it over and over again.
- Nagabuchi-san's "Tonbo".
- It's funny! - I've watched it over and over again!
- Daigo suddenly came to Osaka and borrowed it from Marlbosy.
- He grew a mustache and took it off.
- I thought he was impersonating Matsumoto-san, but it was actually Nagabuchi-san!
- It's funny!
- "MATT CHANNEL" aired in October.
- The concept is for Matsumoto-san to experiment with things that seem interesting.
- Matsumoto-san also announced on Twitter that there is a corner where projects get too excited and don't go in anymore.
- Such a phantom project will finally take off its veil!
- How will this turn out?!
- What you're about to see is...
- This is very exciting, but...
- Could it be...
- That it might go beyond its original form?!
- On the contrary, I think it might be there.
- I hope you'll look forward to it and feel anxious at the same time.
- I don't think it's necessary to look directly at it.
- I'll feel it while doing the laundry.
- I hope you'll look at it.
- Here you go.
- I hope you'll look at it.
- Everything you say is true.
- Takagiro Ogata's "Sumeranai Hanashi"!
- It's started!
- Takagiro Ogata's "Sumeranai Hanashi"!
- It's started!
- It's written in oil!
- It's amazing!
- It's a lifetime treasure!
- This is very good!
- This is something that we do together.
- Let's start the engine.
- Start the engine.
- Start the engine? - Start the engine.
- Start the engine.
We will absolutely get excited and say that Matsumoto- san is the opposite!
Stop it! I'm about to finish!
Shall we shake it?
This is a memorable moment.
I can't shake it.
I'll show you everything.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Let's go wild!
Well...
I've had this problem since I was young.
My head and my shadow.
I didn't like it at first.
So I tried to hide it.
You know eyebrow pencil?
I applied it like this.
And I did it like this.
From my skin color to this color.
It became blue.
I could hide it.
I did it like this.
I wanted to do it in a concert.
I applied it like this.
I did my best in the second half of the concert.
I started sweating.
My mind went blank.
My senior said, "Why did you do it?!"
And he slapped me in the head.
I thought it was dangerous.
I looked in the mirror.
When I looked at my head,
I saw a beautiful hand shape.
When I looked at my senior's hand,
it became black.
My senior said...
Senior?!
My senior didn't notice it.
He kept saying it in the concert.
All the performers were getting black.
Because of my black hair and black white shirt.
So you were black.
That's right. But I couldn't say it.
Wait a minute.
Boy-kun.
Boy-kun. I'm glad you're here.
When did you start laughing?
First of all, I'll do it properly.
Yes.
It's okay. It's okay.
I'll do it properly.
Yes.
There are a lot of people.
I'm really nervous.
I'll do it now.
Please do it.
Well...
Last year, when we went to Macao for shooting, we had some free time, so we decided to go for a massage.
Massage consists of whole body oil massage and foot massage.
It includes head massage and facial pack.
When we went to Macao, there was a massive hotel with a massage room in the back of the reception and we had a massage there.
Massage consists of whole body oil massage and foot massage.
When we were sleeping, we felt good and fell asleep.
Then, water was sprayed on my face and I thought "It's cold!" and got up.
Then, I couldn't open my eyes.
"Why can I only open my thin eyes?" I thought and touched my face.
It was a facial pack with a thick plaster.
"Sorry, sorry!" the staff said.
"Sorry, sorry!" the staff said and water was sprayed on me again.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked.
"Change room! Change room!" the staff said.
"Why does the room have to be changed?" I thought.
Then, I was taken out of the room.
- Just like that? - Just like that!
I put on a facial pack and underpants and was taken out like this and walked a long distance.
Once, I was even taken out of the lobby.
"Where are you going? Where are you going?" I asked.
Then, I was put in the room.
When I calmed down and asked "What is it?"
It was just a broken sprinkler.
It was a broken sprinkler.
I see.
Yes.
The water splashed everywhere.
It splashed everywhere!
And it got dark.
Yes.
And I felt bad about it.
So we moved to a VIP room.
You felt bad about it.
Yes, I felt bad about it.
That's lucky.
Yes.
That's what happened.
It was a disaster in the end.
No, no.
No, it's fine.
It's not slimy at all.
Right?
No.
It's not slimy at all.
Are you okay now?
It's not slimy at all.
I don't want to say this anymore.
Let's drink it.
Seriously.
Let's do it.
Mr. Hiroshi.
Yes.
Mr. Hiroshi.
What is it?
Mr. Hiroshi is always drunk.
Could you not drink more than me?
Let me tell you about me.
My dad is a little strange.
He doesn't call me "Hiroshi" anymore.
What do you mean?
He has been calling me "Chibi-pero" since I was a kid.
Chibi-pero?
He has been calling me "Chibi-pero" since I was little.
I didn't feel uncomfortable with the name "Chibi- pero".
But when I was in middle school, I was taller than my dad.
When I told my dad about my height, he said "Okay, you are "pero" from now on."
And I became "pero".
"Pero"!
I am "pero" even now.
Even now?
I am "pero" from my dad even now.
But you don't like "pero", do you?
When I told my friends about it, they said it was strange.
When I was alone with my dad,
"Dad, I don't know if I should ask you this now, but why do you call me "Chibi-pero"?"
My dad said.
Oh, I see! You ate curry even though you are a little kid!
That's it!
"Did you really call me "Chibi-pero"?"
"Everyone is "Chibi-pero"! Everyone is "Chibi- pero"!"
"Everyone is "Chibi-pero"!"
When you eat curry even though you are a little kid!
"Everyone is "Chibi-pero"!"
That's it!
I told you! I told you!
"Everyone is "Chibi-pero"!"
I told you what I said!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
"You are "Chibi-pero"!"
"No, I am "Chibi-pero"!"
I told you what I said!
"No, no, you are "Chibi-pero"!"
You have been saying it for a while now!
No, no, it's not like that!
No, it's okay! It's okay!
"I have been saying that you are "Chibi-pero"!"
"But you are saying it like you are "Chibi-pero"!"
That's not the case!
I couldn't hear it all! It's not like that!
No, it's okay! It's okay for me!
It's okay for me because it's what I'm talking about!
What are you going to do?
"Don't say "what are you going to do"!"
"Don't say "what are you going to do" in my story!"
"Don't say "what are you going to do"!"
"I thought you said "it's over"!"
No, wait a minute!
"Don't say "is it over" like that!"
It's not over yet, is it?
No, I mean...
That's it!
Are you ready?
Not at all!
Childhood is full of good memories!
Here we go!
Ah... It's dyed. What's this?
Is it possible?
You have to shake it from inside.
You have to shake it from inside. It's a rule.
Yes.
Yes, like that.
Well, it's like that.
So, my dad is my dad again.
The one who was always calling you 'pero'?
Yes, my dad who used to call me 'pero'.
My dad loves sports.
And he likes many things, but he especially likes equestrianism and marathons.
I didn't know the complexity of marathons when I was a kid, but I thought, "This is amazing! This person is fast!"
At that time, there was a runner named Chris Chansen who had a world record in women's runners.
His body was also quite large and he really had a world record and was insanely fast.
I said, "I have a job in Yokohama next time."
Hey, Chipero, let's go see Chris Chansen for a little while during break time.
I went to see Chris Chansen at about 5 km from Yokohama.
My dad took me there and I said, "Look at Chris Chansen! Look at Chris Chansen!"
My dad saw Chris Chansen for the first time and he was very excited.
It started with a good start and I kept looking at Chris Chansen and he came!
It was already Chris Chansen!
It was really fast!
While I was saying, "Chris Chansen is here! Chris Chansen is here! Chris Chansen is here!"
It was so fast!
It was really fast!
It was so fast! It was like going 42km/h!
Cipero, this is Christian Line!
This is Christian Line's speed!
Cipero, you saw something amazing, didn't you? You're amazing!
My dad got excited, too!
He said, "Wow, that's amazing!" and went home that day.
And the next morning, I saw in the newspaper that Christian Line had no way of retiring.
It said, "The reason is that you flew too much in the first half."
When we saw you flying so much, we thought it was Christian Line's speed.
You flew too much.
So Christian Line has fallen from there, right?
Well, this is just right.
Shall we go to the next one?
Let's go!
But it was really good so far. It's really good.
Really?
It's coming! It's coming!
Okay, then I will speak.
I met my mom and...
It's coming! It's coming!
Okay, then I met my mom and...
My mom is a really good person.
She's really good.
When I got my license for the first time, I was driving in my dad's car.
My mom was in the passenger seat and I was driving.
A cat came out of nowhere and I ran to the back of the car and dodged the cat.
Then I drifted and hit the car.
There is a wire-like thing on the railroad car and Catherine got in and pushed it.
And I was on this side, no like this, I was on this side, no like this,
I was like this, and my mom was in a state of depression.
She was in a state of depression.
I haven't told you.
And I was like "Wow, I've done it."
My dad will be mad at me and my mom will be mad at me for sure.
My mom was in a state of depression and I was like "It's okay."
Will that cat be okay?
And she was like "It's like a circus in the middle of nowhere" to not scare me.
It was really...
You just farted, didn't you?
I didn't!
You just farted, didn't you?
No, I really didn't!
The chair...
Can I run again from the beginning?
No, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
I haven't picked it up yet.
I think I can run from a circus in the middle of nowhere.
I told you.
And I was in a state of depression and my mom was in a state of depression and she was like "It's like a circus in the middle of nowhere."
And she made me lick her.
And I thought "My mom must be mad at me."
She was kicking me with her military hands.
Not like that. Her military hands.
No, it was funny.
I thought she was kicking me with her military hands.
And I looked at my mom and she was a nice woman.
She was a nice woman.
And my mom walked to her military hands and kicked them.
What's up with you, mom?
Is it military? Is it military?
That's right. How do you say it?
I've never seen her angry, but she's always been hiding that kind of thing from her kids.
That's what it's about.
She was careful about the big stories and said, "Yeah, it's okay, it's okay," but for her, it was a little frustrating inside.
That's right, that's right, yes.
Shall we move on?
Yes.
Oh, Mr. Stredego!
Yes, I'd like you to ask me about that.
Well, about four years ago, I lived with a comedian named Lolita Zoc from Sun Music.
Lolita-san, you've been into minimalism for a while now, and you've been living with very little of it.
You throw away about two pieces of clothes and underwear, and you throw away and sell things you don't need.
That's why you throw away books, and you don't have a trash can or a tape recorder.
One day, I was asked if I could throw away a remote control television.
"No, you can operate it as it is." I was told.
"Oh, I see. Well, if you can do it, why not?" I thought, and I said, "Isn't it okay?"
I threw Lolita-san away.
And one day, on the game...
Jenny came to play and said, "Let's watch a DVD of a senior called Sparrows-san while eating."
"It's interesting," I said. "It's amazing even without a remote control."
"Isn't it in the way of placing it?" Lolita-san said.
"Well, it's true," everyone said.
I finished watching it and said, "Let's also look at the specified image."
Then, Lolita-san said, "Yes," and said, "I'll play it." She was searching for the button like this.
"Huh? Huh?" She started panicking.
"Huh? What's wrong?" I asked Lolita-san.
There's no select button, so you can't watch the specified image.
If you don't have a remote control, you can't watch the specified image.
I see.
You can't watch it.
Why?
You can't watch it.
No, you can't watch it.
Because it's a video.
You can't watch it.
No, yes.
You couldn't watch it?
That's right.
Really, you shouldn't watch it.
You shouldn't watch it.
Yes, you shouldn't watch it.
I want to watch it.
No, no, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You want to talk about it, but you can't help it, right?
No, but...
That's not good.
Yes, is it okay?
Is it okay?
Yes.
If you're done, let's go.
Everyone is doing it.
All right, all right.
You shouldn't do it like that. If you do it like a demon, will you do that?
Me?
No, no, no, no, no.
But the camera is filming me.
When I did it, it was all gone.
It wasn't bad when it came out.
It's a star, it's a star, it's a star, it's a star.
What would you do if it was a star?
No, no, no, no.
How do you use it?
Is it a star?
This is a mc, right?
"Does the mc decide?" "I want to do it." "Because it's me today." "That's right." "But what do you say?" "Then Mr. Ogata ..." "Is it okay?" "Well, it's me, everyone." "I've been playing soccer all the time." "Hmm!"
"Well, I've been playing soccer all the time." "Hmm!" "And, uh, I said ..." "Sendai Ikuei High School is a pretty famous high school." "Yes, yes, yes." "It's a pretty strong high school in the distance." "Yes, of course, it's a famous high school." "And about 200 first-year students come in." "Hmm!" "That's why you'll be doing it for three years, right?" "Yes, yes." "However, there are 200 people who can't play a game even once." "Hmm!" "That's right, it's tough." "It's very tough."
"After all, I have a classmate named Masato." "Yes." "He's a keeper." "Yes." "Since I was in first grade," "I've been practicing hard and trying my best." "Yes, yes, yes." "And I ran the fastest in the first grade." "Yes, you're doing your best." "However, I'm not very good at keeping." "Hmm!" "I've never played a game." "Hmm!" "For three years, the coach was director Ikina," "Um, Masato," "He put Masato in the last game of the last three years." "Hmm!"
"And Masato was so happy," "Hmm, hmm, hmm," "that he cried," "Hmm!" "And in the match that day," "Yes," "in the last match," "Masato, for about 30 minutes in the second half,"
"Masato, get ready," "he told me," "and I'm a regular," "so I hit the ground," "but when Masato" "changed," "he never came out," "for three years," "he never came out," "so he's like this," "he's nervous," "he's a goalkeeper," "yes, yes," "he's stiff," "and it starts with Masato's goal kick," "and Masato's goal kick," "he put the ball at his grandfather's goal kick," "and like this," "he's like this," "and he goes like this,"
"and he kicked," "and then the ball came out," "and then he went like this and it went in" "So that's the opposite?" "Yes," "and in the back," "you kicked forward," "and the referee was looking like his wisefs" "no, no, it's one goal," "one goal, one goal," "one goal but the referee..." "the referee... " "helped the referee get one point," "the referee did it himself" "Yes," "this is the legendary Masato," "중에, legend," "yes," "interesting," "it was legendary,"
It's interesting, isn't it?
It's really interesting, isn't it?
It's interesting.
It's not "It's interesting, isn't it?"
It's too expensive.
Too expensive.
Is it low?
It's high.
Isn't it high?
Is it low?
It's far.
It's high.
It has silver frame.
It's good.
It's Smeronda.
Thank you very much.
Well...
I want you to do something behind my show.
How long did you actually wait for me?
An hour and a half.
An hour and a half?
This is going to be a big hit.
The first hit of the new year is all about Johnny's that Ryuki from Higashiyama is talking about!
People say I look like Yuu Kinpaku-sensei.
I've never argued with a woman about money.
See you next year!