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Tonight at...
The questions are...
"Elegant Two People" and "Not So Elegant Two People" and "Chopsticks"!
In front of mysterious possibilities,
we'll answer forbidden questions 15 times in a row!
Tonight, we'll tell you everything with our hearts!
I bought a blue diamond at an auction for 5.9 billion yen.
What?!
It's 5.9 billion yen now!
In the secret of money...
Oh, I want to ask you this!
What kind of house do you live in?
Well, I live in an open closet with about 150 square meters.
What?!
The secret of a super rich man!
For men, it's hard to figure it out.
They don't know how to figure it out.
But Mika often has that kind of...
Huh?! Even in this industry?!
Well, yes.
The secret of love!
We'll answer everything with our hearts!
15 questions in a row!
15 questions!
The duo you're about to see on TV!
"Farewell, Youthful Light"!
But!
There's a sad reason why they can't have a big break!
Morita-san looks like he's poor and dirty.
It's hard for me to pay attention to commercials!
Hey, you guys! Read it!
Higashibukuro-san can't stand rumors about women's issues.
As an office worker, I'm angry!
I'm the most angry!
"Farewell, Youthful Light" is effective!
It's really annoying!
So!
Let's get to work!
So!
Again, to maintain social distancing...
They're doing it at a long distance.
There's no Gorillaban anymore, right?
Yes!
Today's show is by Shirokane.
It's "Concentration Cell Shirokane".
They're proud of their French-style dishes.
Here we have...
Peking duck!
Pig's trotters!
Shahai yakisoba!
Pufferfish and papaya stewed in soup!
That sounds fun!
Thank you!
So!
Let's bring in our guests!
Yes!
It's my first time!
You're kidding!
No, it's true!
You've been on "Downtown" many times, right?
Yes, I have!
There were times when the four of us messed up.
It's true!
Of course not!
Today's guests are the Kano sisters!
It's the first time we meet!
Nice to meet you!
Please have a seat.
Do you know me?
Of course we do!
Do you know me?
When you appeared on a show a few minutes ago, you happened to be sitting like this.
Huh?
That's a bad thing to say.
No, it's not a bad thing.
And moreover, you appeared in "Suna Kanji".
It's wonderful.
What about you, Wakatsuki?
I met you when you were in your 20s.
We met a few times on your show "Downtown".
I see.
It was like you were in "Hollywood Star".
It's exciting.
We're in a relationship with "Zubu Zubu".
They are one of the most famous celebrities in the entertainment world.
Ms. Kyoko Kano and Ms. Mika Kano.
Their social media accounts are getting more and more popular.
They post pictures of themselves as celebrities and cosplayers.
They are getting a lot of support from women.
On the other hand, "Downtown" and "Zubu Zubu" have played together countless times and appeared in many variety shows.
They don't have any private affairs.
They are mysterious and fabulous people.
Ms. Kano and Ms. Mika Kano.
Since you appeared in "Downtown" and "Zubu Zubu", we'll ask you a lot of questions.
I'd like to propose a toast with this sake.
Do you have a melon in front of you?
Yes, we do.
I'd like you to drink it in your own way.
It's not a dessert.
It's a high-priced melon.
Isn't this melon delicious?
Yes, it is.
This is the best melon in Senbikiya.
Do you own Senbikiya?
Yes, we've been selling melon in Senbikiya for a long time.
Today is the best time to eat melon.
I see.
What?
Is that champagne?
Amazing!
Is that champagne also a must-have?
Yes, it is.
It's my favorite champagne.
It's "Crystal Rose".
"Crystal Rose"?
I'm not sure about it.
Isn't "Champagne Rose" enough?
There are Chinese and Chinese.
How do you propose a toast?
We don't propose a toast because we want you to propose a toast.
No, Kyogo-san! This show starts with a toast!
Well, I can't propose a toast before I propose a toast.
It's your fault, Mika-san.
I'm sorry.
Yes, it's your fault, Mika-san.
In the end, they'll drink expensive champagne "Crystal Rose" just like they did with melon.
Thank you for today!
Cheers!
Oh, it's delicious!
And you eat this?
I eat it with a spoon.
Thank you for it.
Actually, it's not a spoon like this.
Kyogo-san, you're in a bad mood!
No, I'm not!
Kyogo-san, what kind of spoon do you usually use?
It's not this round.
It's more like...
Bring it to me!
That's a weird way of saying it.
Weird?
Thank you for the meal.
Wow, this melon is amazing!
This melon is a little...
The melon is delicious!
Right?
But what surprised me a little this time is...
This show is all about honesty and cunning, isn't it?
That's right.
It's all about honesty and cunning, isn't it?
We're always honest, aren't we?
No, there are a lot of things I don't understand.
It's a mystery!
It's mysterious, isn't it?
Do you decide on your appearance?
I do it all.
You're the manager and president.
Does that mean you passed the screening of this show?
I like it.
It's a show you love.
I always watch it every time.
Honesty and cunning, understanding the purpose of the show.
So...
Before solving the mystery...
Let's talk about it honestly!
This time, we received questions from the general public.
I like that.
Here...
Yes.
There are questions.
Is it okay for you to answer them now?
Yes, it's okay.
Then...
This time, there will be no choice!
The viewers will answer everything they want to know!
Ta-da!
Ah, I want to ask this!
What kind of family do you live in?
That's right!
It's a mystery! I don't think you have a house, do you?
You live in a forest or somewhere, don't you?
For example, is it a single-family house or an apartment?
A single-family house is a little scary in terms of security, so it's an apartment.
Is it like a penthouse or something like that?
Even if it's not a penthouse...
Well, I use about 150 square meters of walk-in closets...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Walk-in closets?
Yes, and there are four of them in total.
And there are four buses?
Yes, there are four buses.
Is there such an apartment?
I think it's a foreign-style apartment.
And I have about 20 cats in my room.
How many cats are there now?
There are only one cat now.
Do you keep 20 of them?
They're wild, so...
You'll lose them, won't you?
I'm sorry.
You're in your room, so you're not wild, are you?
But they're very wild.
So I brought a table and a cat tower from Italy.
It's a transparent, very thick table, and it's very expensive.
I have three cats, and I buy them at Kind's Home.
Kind's Home?
If you pay 20,000 or 30,000 yen at Kind's Home, you can buy a lot of cats.
Oh, really? So you buy them from that transparent place...
Nagasumi, you're bad!
Next, we'll ask about what they're wearing.
Next is this.
Kyoko-san, is it true you throw away your underwear you wear once?
Um, first of all...
It's not underwear, it's underwear.
No, it's not pizza, it's something like pizza.
But you're basically naked, right?
Ah, I'm usually naked.
Um, when I use it, it's when I go on a date or use it for something.
So when I go on a date, I wear it together.
And when I come back from a date, I put it in my bag.
Can you use it?
Um, there's a lot of them.
Um, I don't have the passion to wear the same thing twice.
Excuse me, but how many are you wearing once?
Um, about 3,000 or 5,000.
It's really like this.
Um, yes, like a military uniform.
A military uniform?!
But normally you're different, right?
No, I wash it carefully, normally.
Normally, yes.
There's not enough area for me to wash it.
Kyoko's underwear is not like that.
It's like a string.
It really is like that, isn't it?
Even though Kyoko-san is talking about it now,
you have a lot of gorgeous things in your hands.
That's right.
You're always wearing gorgeous things.
The most expensive... I'm sorry about the price.
Which one is the most expensive?
Among these?
Yes.
It's Big Diamond, of course.
Big Diamond?
Yes.
I've had it for about 30 years now.
You own it, don't you?
Is it one stone?
Yes, it's one stone.
It's one stone and has 24 carats.
That's right.
There used to be a Smithsonian Museum in Washington, D.C.
And there's a diamond at the end of the line where everyone is lined up.
And we were lined up, too.
What I said at the time was, "16 carats, smaller than my sister's diamond, and of course it's good quality,"
but when I got there and looked out of the show window, I was like, "Huh? Mine is bigger?"
That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Could you tell me how much it is?
You can't say the price now, can you?
For example, a few years ago, it became a hot topic in the news,
but a Hong Kong billionaire bought a blue diamond worth 12 carats at an auction for 5.9 billion won.
What?!
5.9 billion?!
That's amazing news!
Do you usually have security guards or bodyguards with you?
We have strong security now, but no one has been allowed in our house for years.
No one?
You don't like cleaning?
No, I don't.
But who cleans?
Mika-san.
Mika-san?
Yes, me.
No, if it's anyone else, it's Mika-san.
That's right.
That's right, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
We want you to be careful of thieves, but we're going to ask you what you're eating now.
Okay, let's do it one more time.
Okay.
One more time.
This one!
Do you only eat luxurious food?
Have you ever eaten junk food?
I see.
We don't know how luxurious food we think is.
That's right.
To put it simply, have you ever eaten cup noodles?
When I got an offer from a commercial...
You were hungry, weren't you?
I ate three of them.
Three of them?
Not "three of them," but "three of them"!
Wow!
No, no, no.
That's a sponsor's position!
A sponsor came and talked about it.
Like, "we might not be able to eat it."
If he said, "no matter what you say,"
we'll eat three of them,
would you like to see it?
I said, "yes."
And it was established, right?
Yes.
Do you often eat alone?
I rarely eat alone, but once a year or twice a year.
Monja! Monja!
Have you ever eaten Monja?
Monja-ki!
Have you ever eaten Monja?
Well, on location...
On location, I'm often made to do that.
Made to do it.
Monja isn't a punishment!
She really says anything!
Now, we have a question from Sakanami-san.
I don't know if I can ask you this, but...
Yes.
How far can I ask you?
What is it?
Kyoko-san, do you know your blood type?
Of course I know it.
What is your blood type?
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?!
You don't say your blood type?!
I don't say it.
Mika-san, what is your blood type?
I don't show my profile anymore.
I see!
It's distance.
Then, it's vast.
Vast is...
Mika-san, it's 101cm, right?
It's about 101cm.
101cm?!
What about you, Onee-sama?
It's about the same.
Maybe it's 98cm or 99cm.
But...
Today...
When we asked them what they wanted to know...
What I wanted to know and what Chinaccha wanted to know were the same.
It's about men, right?
Yes.
From now on...
Let's ask about their mysterious love situation.
Let's ask about their modern-day love situation, too.
You two are in the middle of something.
For men, it's hard for you to answer.
I don't think you know how to answer.
I don't know how to answer, either.
If I say it easily, it's like this.
If I say to Chinaccha, "Let's go eat after this."
It's still easy for me to say it.
But I can't say "Let's go eat."
It's true that you two are in a different dimension.
What kind of relationship do you have with men?
Well...
I've never been asked about it.
It's hard for you to ask about it.
Even if we have a party or an event...
No matter where we are...
Even if it's our own...
We've never been asked about it.
Do you want to be asked about it in your heart?
Not really.
Is there a requirement for men to be able to do it?
What are the conditions for men to be able to do it?
If you want to do it from the bottom of your heart or you want to push it from the bottom of your heart,
It's like an interest.
If you're serious about it, on the contrary, anyone can accept it.
Not at all.
In my case, there is a rule.
If you like the design... Design?
Yes, basic appearance.
Appearance?
Yes, the balance of appearance.
But you seem to like foreigners, don't you?
It's not like I like them, it's like I have to be like them.
I see.
There's a reason why you have to be a foreigner.
It's going to be an adult's story from now on.
Are you not allowed to be Japanese anymore?
If you want me to do it, right?
If you want me to do it?
If you want me to do it, you have to be Japanese.
Does that mean you can't do it unless you're a foreigner?
In short, the size...
No, in many ways...
What are you asking about?
That's what you mean, right?
If you increase it in many ways...
The position you're sitting in...
Wait a minute.
She doesn't say it even if it hurts too much.
She doesn't say it.
The position.
The position?
But even for Japanese people, the position is not different.
Is that so?
The position.
Men understand that women's positions are different, don't they?
Yes, somehow.
Women also know that, don't they?
So there is no so-called "sog".
Ah, you don't get along well with "deco" and "boco".
That's right.
You can't do it properly with "lego".
"Lego", "lego"!?
You don't make a choice as "lego", do you?
That's right.
What are you talking about!?
Wakazuki-san, as a representative of the general public, please give us your opinion.
It's been a year and a half since I came here, but was the program like this?
It's a bit special.
It's quite offensive, isn't it?
Let's return the question to "mild" a little more.
Have you two had a passionate love experience?
What did a celebrity give you?
As long as you are here, have you ever had a love affair with just one man?
That's a dream I've had for a long time.
My dream is...
My body and my heart...
All of it?
All of it.
All of it!?
Yes.
I want to experience a deep love with a man.
By the way, how many boyfriends do you have now?
Well, probably...
What can I do?
That's right.
Because of COVID-19...
I don't have many boyfriends now.
That's right. That's right.
I think it's a wise answer.
Let's go to commercials for now.
How about Mika's love life without going to commercials yet?
Unlike Kyoko, is Mika's type different?
No, it's completely different.
If you have the same type as my sister, you will definitely go to her.
It's like a bug getting closer to the light.
It's really like that for foreigners.
Mika's ideal is a person who doesn't cheat.
It's very ordinary.
It's not ordinary, it's fantasy.
Fantasy. Well, that's about it.
But Mika often has that kind of approach.
Even in this industry?
No, it's just that I have a partner.
But there is a person named Yoshimura.
I think he said it when he appeared in "NOW".
Yoshimura?
Yes, Nobukobu's "NOW".
In the past, Yoshimura of Nobukobu worked on a theme called "women who have worked hard"
The celebrity who worked hard in the past is...
It's a catchphrase.
It was Mika Kano who worked hard.
Isn't it amazing?
He's showing off his charm.
That's why he's out.
When he went abroad for filming, he bought a souvenir and gave it to them.
Yes, he confessed.
That's amazing.
That person called Mika about three or four times a day.
But is it a hit?
No, that's...
After this, Yoshimura-san will seriously approach Mika-san!
I heard it a few days ago, and I borrowed it until yesterday, and it spilled like this!
Yoshimura-san of Heisei Nobushikobushi is seriously approaching that Mika-san!
Let's hear the truth!
That person has been calling Mika-san about three or four times a day.
And when we talked about it, she herself was there, and I just said a few words, but she herself was talking about it.
But she said that! She said it when I drank it in private!
Oh, did she?
She said she was serious about going!
But is it serious?
No, it didn't go that far.
Maybe she was talking about something with you.
No, that's not the case.
I've been talking about it since yesterday, but it's gone now.
She said it a lot.
Have you ever had a big fight?
No, I've been putting up with everything.
Absolutely!
Is it a fight today?
But I sometimes think that "s" and "m" are surprisingly opposite.
Which one is "s"?
I think "s" is more "m" than "m".
Is that so?
I don't know.
But there are some ways you can't protect them.
Like an animal's "white tiger".
Oh, it's really scary, but you have to watch it carefully.
That "m" thing?
I don't know how to describe it.
He's been listening all his life.
By the way, we asked them about their impression of downtown.
What do you think of it?
Can you tell me?
I can't tell you at all.
What we think is that we noticed it about 3 or 4 years ago.
Yes, we noticed it about 3 or 4 years ago.
Yes, we noticed it little by little.
What?
You two became sexy at the same time.
What?
Sexy?
What?
It's been about 4 years, so you two became sexy at the same time little by little?
Is that possible?
Have you ever eaten together in private?
No, we haven't.
Have you exchanged numbers?
No, we haven't.
You don't tell me, do you?
Have you ever told me about Hamada-san?
Yes, I have.
I have a complicated problem and I'd like you to solve it for me.
I didn't know about it.
Thank you so much for coming to Kano city.
Let's move on to the second shop.
It's a stylish shop, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This shop is "Restaurant Lalium".
It's a shop where elegant French people who use seasonal ingredients can enjoy.
But when I heard about today's guest, I didn't expect you to bring me to such a stylish shop.
Is that so?
I'm glad you brought me to a park bench.
By the way, I heard that the person who was casted for this show suddenly went bankrupt.
Yes, that's right.
And you said that you knew the person.
Yes, I do.
I don't know much about it, but I think it's Jalo Jalo's replacement.
Let's call them out!
Here they are!
Seriously?
I didn't know!
Instead of Jalo Jalo-san?
Or Fukutoku-san?
Neither of them is crying.
Neither of them is angry.
With that said, goodbye, you two of youth's light!
I'm just a guest.
No, no, you're someone's...
You're someone's...
I heard it two days ago.
I see.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I can't hide it like this!
Itaton!
Speaking of youth's light,
Jalo Jalo has participated in the King of Contest, which Jalo Jalo won this year, for the sixth time!
To be honest, I've always been a fan of Jalo Jalo- san.
I think he's really interesting.
Thank you.
In fact, Jalo Jalo-san is supported by many celebrities, including Downtown-san and Sakunami- san.
In 2013, Jalo Jalo became independent from a large agency.
Even in the entertainment world's gossip stories, Jalo Jalo became very popular.
Surprisingly, this fall, three more regular shows will be aired and a total of fifteen will be aired!
Now, Jalo Jalo-san and Sakunami-san are a duo that the TV world will pay close attention to!
However!
Tonight, we'll find out why we can't break up with them!
Morita-san looks poor and dirty.
It's hard for me to focus on commercials.
Hey, you guys are drunk!
Higashibukuro-san has a lot of rumors about women's issues.
As an agency, I can't stand you anymore!
You're the worst!
I've heard that you like beer!
Go away!
You're really annoying!
Even though he appeared suddenly, we can't stop talking about him!
Cheers!
It's good.
But you've said "downtown" so many times.
You know, you invited me on Wednesday.
I'm a regular at Deluxe.
You're a regular, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're a regular at Deluxe.
Morita is a regular.
You're a regular, aren't you?
I've said "golf" 125 times last year.
125 times?!
I always play golf when I'm working with Morita.
He loves golf and cheating!
Matsumoto-san, you're quick!
You're quick!
You don't talk about cheating?
I don't talk about it.
I talk about it a little in the entertainment committee.
In 2013, a scandal with a senior entertainer's wife broke out and they both lost their jobs for a while.
In fact, they quit the entertainment they belonged to at the time and set up their own agency.
It's been seven years, and it seems like things are going pretty well.
They quit for reasons worse than ours.
Hey! Isn't that right?
Then, what was the reason for their independence?
It really didn't go well with the agency.
So, in other words,
Yoshimoto-san says that entertainment is cheap,
but Yoshimoto-san says that honest entertainment is cheaper,
and they quit because they couldn't see where we were going.
What?
I want to crush you.
Why would you say that?
But it's true that Yoshimoto is cheap,
but there's an agency cheaper than Yoshimoto, right?
Well, you know...
Can you do something that people in that area can't see?
Do you have that kind of broadcasting equipment?
Can you do it?
No, I can't do it,
but Hamada-san is doing his best to cover for me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Is it true?
It's easy to talk about.
Your body is cheap!
At that time, we were in Osaka, so we couldn't do anything.
We thought we could get more money, but we couldn't get it.
But now you're making money by yourself, right?
That's right. I know all about it.
You're making money, aren't you?
No, no, no, not at all.
We didn't go to Golden.
But you know about it, right?
That's right.
How much?
I know about it.
That's amazing!
We're making money by ourselves.
Oh, I see.
So, what's going on with the money?
What's going on?
The manager and three of us split it into three parts.
What? The manager and three of us?
That's weird, isn't it?
No, no, it's weird.
It's a promise, so we can't help it.
When we said we'd split it up, he said he'd pay for it all.
So, we've been making money by ourselves.
He goes golfing with a woman and almost hits a tiger.
He's golfing more than hitting a tiger.
But you said you didn't make a lot of money.
How much did you make last year?
Last year, we made 44 million yen.
That's a lot of money!
And this year is COVID-19.
Don't you think you're free?
However...
COVID-19... Well, I don't know about this, but I feel like I'm going to make about 100 million yen.
That's a lot of money!
But I don't think it's possible because Salency in May was badly destroyed.
That's what the president says.
In this recession, it's twice as much sales as last year.
It's like Mr. Saraba is riding a wave right now.
Do you think it will be a big break like the seventh generation?
A dangerous problem of Saraba, who may see the bottom at once, has been discovered!
The president of the industry says, "Can't Saraba make a big break?"
I'd like to know what you're talking about.
First of all, the personal office is too weak.
It can't be helped.
It's not a big personal office.
I've been told this.
I founded my own personal office after quitting show business, but it's too weak and looked down on.
The office is also a dirty apartment in Gotanda, and it doesn't look like it's going to sell well.
I know!
It's dirty, but I'll throw it away cleanly!
There's a cat in there, so I'll put my hand in my clothes.
Say it! Say it!
Say it in the office!
Say it!
It's very comforting!
What's this?
If you're against the president, you'll lose in a power game or something like that.
That's true.
The treatment is also very different.
But that's the path we chose.
That's right.
Is that so?
Here are some sad episodes from personal offices.
They are comedians who appear on the same show as us, and they say, "This person is getting a coupon, but we're not getting one."
What?!
Is that so?!
It's true!
On our way home, AP-san is holding a coupon and waiting for us at Robin's place, but sometimes he clearly ignores us.
Why?!
Sometimes he's like, "We've been disconnected!"
Thunder is like that.
Even now, if you want to join us, you can join us.
For example, Yoshimoto.
Yoshimoto...
Why do you hate me?!
There were times when I wanted to join Yoshimoto, but I quit after seeing last year's meeting.
You're noisy.
I'm going to put in a lot of laughter.
But once, 3 or 4 years ago, when I was drinking with Matsumoto-san...
I remember that.
Really?
Matsumoto-san said, "Goodbye, what are you going to do?"
And you said, "If Yoshimoto doesn't come back, nothing's going to happen."
I think I said something close to that.
When their personal agency wasn't doing well, they received an offer from Matsumoto-san.
What is this truth?
I was really happy.
"Well, for now, you two are doing it, so I'd like you to do it sometime." I answered.
But about 2 years later, in the downtown of Wednesday, Matsumoto-san said...
Goodbye, what are you going to do if Yoshimoto doesn't come back?
And I remember thinking, "Ah, he really thought about it that much."
I see. I remember it well.
So we couldn't give a proper answer.
"I'm sorry" remained forever.
We thought, "Maybe Matsumoto-san has been hated since then."
First of all, I'd like to apologize for what I just said.
Why?
Is personal agency something like this?
Personal agency is...
If you're going to do it, at least praise me for what I just said.
It's not a big lie.
But now, there's no reason for Yoshimoto-san to come back.
Well, you're right.
But to be honest, I've always been a fan of you.
You're still a fan of Yoshimoto-san.
I'm grateful for that.
How does "goodbye" look like?
I'd like to know that.
How does it look like?
Yes.
Matsumoto-san, what do you think of Yoshimoto-san and Yoshimoto-san?
I don't know much about them.
You don't know much about them?!
You know nothing about them?!
I've judged them six times.
You know nothing about them?!
I became a comedian because of you.
Seriously.
You guys...
You guys really made "King of Conte" more exciting, didn't you?
No, no.
I really wanted Matsumoto-san to win.
Yeah, we wanted him to win.
At one point, Matsumoto-san also looked away from us.
Really?
When we reunited in 2015, Matsumoto-san said...
What did Matsumoto-san say to Matsumoto-san?
The two "farewells" who competed in "King of Conte" were called "desperate words" by judge Matsumoto Hitoshi.
There was a time when Matsumoto-san looked away from me.
Really?
Once, when we reunited in 2015, Matsumoto-san said, "Our story is over. It's more interesting to look at the floor."
I don't like that.
You shouldn't judge people like that!
Our story is more interesting to look at the floor.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Our story is more interesting to look at the floor.
Do you keep sliding on the floor?
Really.
You've seen it, haven't you?
No, no, no.
I'm doing it with all my might, but for now it's fun.
You can do it all by yourself.
That's right. Sandwich Man is like that, too.
If you do your best, you become big.
That's right.
That's why I decided to bring in my juniors.
That's right.
Although individual agencies can sometimes become bigger due to sandwich man or scholarship issues,
are there any other talents you'd like to bring in?
I'd have to train my juniors.
That's a bit of a hassle.
Really?
I'd like them to be quick-witted.
That's a good point.
Quick-witted?
What agency was it again?
The Mori Higashi.
What?!
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that!
You can't get mad about something you don't care about.
What do you mean? I didn't mind it at all.
Last time you said you'd bring in Fuwa-chan.
You brought in Fuwa-chan and refused her.
That's right.
Fuwa-chan now is a bit more difficult.
But you're doing your best.
But now there are various agency issues.
That's right.
Be careful.
Be careful of your next statement.
Mr. Yonekura, what do you think?
If you don't mind, Mr. Morihi, there is a possibility that you will be crushed one day.
If you don't mind, Mr. Yonekura, please come to my office.
But it's weird. Dan Dan said it. I don't have a contract with Yoshimoto.
Will you take care of me?
I'll take care of you.
Will you call me "president"?
You will call me "president", won't you?
I will. I will.
Will you negotiate with me?
I will negotiate with you.
I will do it. I will do it.
I won't say anything now.
I won't say anything.
If you ask me, I can do it.
Really?
What's the name of your office?
Sensor Morihi.
You're lying!
Mr. Yonekura, you must tell me your name.
Mr. Yonekura, please come to my office.
I won't say anything.
Let's move on.
The reason why "Goodbye Youth" can't have a big break is...
The staff said...
Ms. Morita looks poor and dirty.
The biggest reason why "Goodbye Youth" can't have a big break is...
If we do that, we will probably be back-selling.
"Goodbye Youth" is now on TV.
The staff said the reason why "Goodbye Youth" can't have a big break is...
The staff said...
Ms. Morita looks poor and dirty.
To be honest, it's hard for us to accept it because it doesn't look like it's popular with women.
Why did you say that?
"Goodbye Youth" can't have a big break because of your mouth and chin.
It can't have a big break because of the train.
So we don't know if we should fix it or not.
If we fix it, we will be in trouble.
So we asked a celebrity we know to fix it for us.
They are companies where celebrities do it for cheap.
They do it for 200,000 or 300,000 yen.
I went and asked them for 300,000 yen.
They said it's 1,400,000 yen.
Are you doing it for cheap?
1,400,000 yen?
Do you need 1,400,000 yen?
I thought they were looking at my feet.
So I asked a celebrity I know who does it for cheap.
I asked them for 3,000,000 yen.
They said it's 1,500,000 yen.
It was cheap.
It was really cheap.
I was talking about my mouth, but they were talking about my feet.
It's sad.
You talked for a long time, didn't you?
Let's say goodbye to youthful light.
We can't take a big break.
Women's issues in Higashibukuro are serious.
We have already solved it.
Our staff told me about it.
Higashibukuro should be troubled with women's issues once in a while.
But there are still rumors of women's issues.
The number of fans is increasing.
I think something is going to happen and I'm nervous.
This is serious.
Are you nervous?
I don't know much about comedy, but I thought it would be nice to watch it on TV.
I'm not a fan of comedy.
When I opened the lid of Higashibukuro, I realized that I like Hanako very much.
Do you have a fan of Hanako?
When I opened the lid of Higashibukuro...
What are you talking about?
What do you mean by "lid"?
Ms. Higashibukuro's problem is related to women, but it seems that it actually affects her work.
I'm doing a show with Nogizaka46, but I think Nogizaka fans probably hate me.
Don't you really see it that way?
The reason why Nogizaka fans hate her is...
As an agency, it's a problem.
It's the biggest problem in Japan.
I'm glad you're good at acting.
Goodbye Youth's Light, Ms. Higashibukuro's problem is related to women, but it seems that it actually affects her work.
I'm doing a show with Nogizaka46, but I think Nogizaka fans probably hate me.
Don't you really see it that way?
The reason why Nogizaka fans hate her is...
As an agency, it's a problem.
I'm asking you nicely.
It's nothing. I'm really embarrassed.
That's all.
By the way, there is no such fact for the honor of Higashibukuro-san, so don't worry.
On the other hand, Morita-san also has a problem.
It's Morita-kun, right?
It's a gossip version that can't be saved.
Sometimes it's like this, right?
Yes.
I hate that corner.
Why is that?
All the staff are talking about it.
Is it recent gossip?
What is it?
Recent gossip.
Recently...
For example, Wakatsuki-san.
No, I really don't have it.
Wakatsuki-san?
No, I definitely don't have it.
Well, Wakatsuki-san is probably erotic.
Why is that?
It's not gossip.
That's right.
It's not erotic.
Is it true? How is it?
When I talk about gossip in a place like this,
if you ask me if it's true, I'll definitely say it,
but I'll say, "Isn't it really okay?"
It's hard to decide.
Don't say it like a famous saying.
It's more fun if it's true.
Let's make it a fantasy.
I see.
If you say it like that, I'd like to hear it.
I'd like to hear it.
What kind of gossip is it?
In the end, it gets cut off in a place like this.
I see.
At a level that doesn't get cut off...
A level that doesn't get cut off.
Is it okay?
Yes.
For example, there's Sakana-kun, right?
Yes, Sakana-kun.
Sakana-kun actually knows more about cars.
Tell me more! Tell me more!
Tell me more about yourself!
It's not like I want to tell you!
What is it, Sakagami-san?
It's the truth! It's the truth!
You can't say it's the truth!
Next week!
I was riding a motorcycle in Tokyo.
Moriyama Mirai! It's been a while since we last saw you!
That's funny!
You're cold!
I'm not cold.
You certainly look angry.
Ito-san, you're too forward!