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Tonight's Downtown News
Ryuura Shouhei and Kawatani Enon appear!
Did you cry when you gave birth?
I did.
I did my best for my wife.
My wife is very unfaithful.
Enon?
My wife is a liar.
That's not true!
I don't have many love experiences.
Do you have one now?
I don't know about that.
I didn't know it would come to me like this!
And they end their day together!
Idiot!
That's not true!
Mr. Enon!
Mr. Enon, you're amazing!
You're an idiot!
What made them angry?
Matsumoto Hitoshi's story of becoming a drinker!
"Downtown Now" special program!
Matsumoto Hitoshi's story of becoming a drinker!
I think it was because of "Kanchi-dori" last time.
It got a lot of attention.
It was fun.
It was different from your story.
It didn't make you nervous.
It got a lot of attention.
It wasn't crazy good!
Don't say that!
It was good!
I said it was good, but it wasn't crazy good!
That's not crazy good!
You're just talking.
You're talking while drinking with Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Ozawa once told me that I was drinking with Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Yonezu was with Ms. Mikasa Ninagawa at that time.
You said you wanted to join us.
I've never heard of it.
The three of us said, "If it's only Mr. Ozawa, it's fine."
If Mr. Matsumoto comes, something will definitely happen, so let's not do it.
You're hated!
We were all drunk.
If we were like this, it might be rude of us.
I've never been mad while drinking.
You'll have a fun drinking party.
I don't care about drinking at the bar anymore.
That's good.
You're drinking while talking about your problems in this set.
Whose idea is this?
What is this?
I'm not asking you for money.
I asked Mr. Nobu for help yesterday, too.
I heard you were drinking with Mr. Nobu.
Before I meet Mr. Matsumoto, I'd like you to give me a side effect.
You said you don't need a side effect. Is it okay?
No, no, no, it's okay.
You said it's okay for a daily conversation.
Yes, it's like that.
But I thought I'd have a normal conversation.
It's okay, right?
I don't like normal very much, though.
I can't stand it at all.
Celebrities will talk about their daily worries, consultations, and their true feelings.
Tonight's guest is...
I wanted to hold hands with you.
But I don't want to do it myself now.
I'm embarrassed.
Do you hold hands?
Do you hold hands with your wife recently?
I've said it a hundred times.
If my seniors talk behind my back, let me go first.
I'm sorry, but I'll go first.
I really hate it!
Celebrities who talk behind their seniors' back are unforgivable!
A big battle breaks out!
But I simply think you're ugly.
I'm serious!
Because...
A party without negative comments by super luxurious members!
It's starting now!
I'll spin the bottle, so if anyone stops you, you can say something.
Let's do it!
I'll do it!
Mr. Sakatsuki!
Can I ask you something you can't ask without alcohol?
Sure, go ahead.
I've never held hands with my husband since we started dating.
What's that?
There was no reason for it.
After we got married and had kids, we didn't know when to hold hands.
But I've been into Korean dramas lately.
Korean dramas have a lot of heart-fluttering scenes.
So we held hands a lot.
I thought our hands looked warm.
I was a little jealous.
Like a human child.
I wanted to hold hands with my husband.
But I didn't want to do it myself.
I was embarrassed.
Do you hold hands?
I'm curious!
Mr. Sakatsuki doesn't know when to hold hands after marriage.
He's curious about what other couples do.
I want to ask Mr. Matsumoto.
I've never held hands before.
I held hands on a date.
I held hands when we were dating.
You held hands?
What?
I'm not holding hands, I'm just talking right now.
Are you always holding hands?
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
No, I'm not.
Answer me properly.
Wait a minute. I don't have much to think about.
Did you hold hands after you got married?
After I got married?
Before I got married, I certainly didn't hold hands much.
But they usually...
Which one holds hands?
But not from girls.
From girls.
So guys will hold hands and lead you.
How about you, Muroyan?
We're not supposed to hold hands.
If it's too dangerous, we should hold hands.
It's like...
What?
What was Shouhei doing there?
What?
Yes, well...
What about Daigo?
No, I...
Don't run away. Seriously.
I really want to ask you.
I don't want you to run away.
You are the one who ran away.
You ran away because you were sad.
I don't really run away.
But I do bring my wife's clothes and move them.
Yes, you do.
When you give her a present...
or when you come home early...
you don't smile like that.
You just hold hands.
Do you hold hands?
Nobu-san, do you hold hands?
I just hold hands normally.
That's wonderful!
What are you saying?
That's not fair!
Your "cheating tomorrow" or your...
You're the one who hates it the most!
I want you to come out!
You're the one who doesn't want me to come out!
I see, I see...
What do you want me to do?
I'll do it normally.
What kind of timing?
Like a white screen...
street or something like that.
A black screen street?
That's it!
A black screen street?
A black screen street and...
A kid...
A kid goes to school and...
What's with that answer?
Like...
"Let's go buy some clothes" or something like that...
No, no, it's fine
And you hug him like this...
No, no, it's fine
And you make a face like you've never seen before...
I'm happy! I'm definitely happy!
It's not me!
It's not a crab!
I don't know, but it's when a crab tries to laugh!
I'm happy, I'm happy!
That's why...
Maybe that smile is different.
Yes, yes, yes...
That's right.
It's different, isn't it?
What do you think?
We haven't been together for a long time.
Really?
Really.
Unexpected.
It's a miracle.
My image is like that, so...
I want to correct it here, but...
Yes.
Really, based on my experience...
I don't have any.
Really.
You don't have a lot of experience in love.
I don't have a lot of experience in love.
Oh, you have one now?
Yes.
What do you think about that?
If it's a drinking party, I'd like to ask you about it, but...
Suddenly, you're so tense.
I'm so tense.
You're tense, aren't you?
I see, you don't do it much.
But you can't hold hands outside, can you?
You can't hold hands outside, can you?
Well, from work...
You can't hold hands outside, can you?
I'm the type of person who wants to hold hands.
You can't hold hands outside, can you?
That's right.
Did you hold hands after you got married?
I didn't hold hands at all.
That's nice.
Normally, Miura Shouhei and Mirei-san hold hands and walk.
Don't say their names right away!
No, no, no!
Because you're famous.
Miura Shouhei and Mirei-san hold hands and walk.
And you're a wife, right?
And you're a wife and a wife.
You hold hands.
That's nice.
Are her hands small?
Her hands are small!
You know what I mean!
You were with me today, so it's my turn to talk!
It's my turn to talk!
By the way,
I asked a couple in their 20s and 50s if they would hold hands recently,
and as you can see,
even if they get older, they still love each other!
Shibata is a funky guy.
Thank you, but I'm not!
I'm an idiot!
You're an idiot!
I'm an idiot!
I just said "funky" because of him, and now people call me "funky" because of me!
It's possible for you to say "funky" because of him.
It's possible for me to say "funky" because of him.
But people don't say that when we're on set.
It's possible for you to say "funky" because of him.
Including when we were working.
But I didn't like it at the time!
Here I go!
Ah!
What is it?
Is it me?
What was the toughest job you've ever had?
I don't know about you, Daigo, but for me,
it was the most difficult job as a host.
It was like a quiz show.
One of the members was Daigo, Kawashima-san of "Kirin", one of the members of "NMV48", and Matt Damon of "Hollywood Actors".
That's a lot of people!
It's difficult!
Daigo and Kawashima-san were doing quizzes and making fun of me.
They were like "Ask Matt Damon for his opinion!"
When I asked them about Daigo's answer, they said "I don't know."
Of course you do!
It was like an hour of hell.
This theme is often talked about at drinking parties.
What was the hardest job for celebrities to do?
Are there any jobs other than comedians that are hard?
I usually work as an actor.
There are a lot of Fuji TVs that are hard.
One of them is sea monkeys.
It's too physically demanding.
You have to go through training.
You have to go through training for half a year.
Then you enter the set.
There's something called "valve training".
The air is taken out and you can't breathe.
Sometimes you have to separate the air between your bodies.
You have to train for that and then you enter the set.
Hideo Ito was in a deep water pool.
Suddenly he asked me if I was okay.
I said I was okay.
He told me to wait for the show.
Then he turned around and did something.
I was waiting for him and suddenly I couldn't breathe.
I trained for nine years and suddenly I couldn't breathe.
I tried to go up but the staff wasn't there.
I turned around and saw Hideaki clapping his hands.
What a prank!
Hideaki said, "Please forgive me."
Hideaki said, "If you're doing this properly, you'll be fine."
Let's do it together. We're buddies.
We're buddies.
He was tricked.
It's a private relationship, right?
But it was before the show, so he might have thought it would be okay.
But it was a joke, too?
Hideaki and Bakusho's faces at the time will never be forgotten.
I want to get back at them.
Matsuno-san, for example.
Are there any?
There are a lot of weird jokes from back in the day.
Like Downtown-san.
I can't say it now, but Yoshimoto and Zubu-zubu were popular.
They're still popular?
They made a lot of jokes.
I'm sure Kumicho is in the middle.
You're drunk!
It's been 20 or 30 years.
They say it used to be like that.
It used to be like that.
I wanted to say it, too.
I had to make people laugh.
I thought of a lot of things.
Like making fun of Kumicho.
That's amazing.
Kumicho laughs a lot.
But people around him laugh a lot.
But Kumicho is like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
And it was next door.
It was a little rural.
It was scary!
So I went back to my room and thought I'd go to bed.
And I heard a knock on the door.
I looked out of the door and I saw Kumi-in drinking.
Scary!
If you open it, it's over.
Amazing!
In just 10 minutes, Kumi-in drank.
But it's not proven.
It's just what I think.
So it's not Kumi-in.
It's just a strong-looking president.
It was a president like Kumi-in.
President like Kumi-in?
Hey!
It's like an overseas president like Kumi-in.
Shhh!
Let's go.
Let's go!
Do you want to go?
Do you want me to go?
Well...
Let's talk about how you get along with your neighbors.
Sounds interesting.
Actually, I live in the same apartment as Wakatsuki-san.
What?!
Right now.
In this industry,
you say "good morning" or "thank you for your hard work"
Of course, you can say it in the morning.
But you often see each other in the evening.
Right.
I don't know how you say it.
I know Wakatsuki-san well.
On the contrary, you have your children in private.
Can you say "thank you for your hard work"
when you talk to them?
Or you say "thank you"
only for your children?
I am not sure which is right.
I see.
Miyura-san,
you want to consult how you say hello to people.
By the way,
I want to ask Wakatsuki-san about Kindergarten.
I talked about working with a show.
I said I want you to talk to me
I want you to come to my house and get along with me.
It's like a kindergarten story.
When you meet in a mansion in the future, what is the right answer?
He was the most courteous celebrity I've ever met in private.
He was so courteous that I texted my friend a lot that day.
I have a good impression of him.
He said, "You're the best."
I thought it was amazing.
They've been married for 20 meters.
It's my first time meeting him and I've never been on a show with him.
So I was wondering what it would be like to say hello.
There are quite a lot of entertainers in my apartment.
There are a lot of people who pretend to look at me.
I'm sure you're an actor, so I thought it would be better not to say hello and pretend to look at me.
He noticed me and came about 10 meters ahead of me.
I took off the cap I was wearing and said, "Can I say hello?"
Nice to meet you, I'm Shohei Mira.
He said it in the middle of the road and I thought, "What is this god?"
That's cool.
I didn't think you'd say hello like that.
I don't say "good morning" when I meet entertainers.
I say "hello."
If you meet entertainers in your apartment, you say "hello."
Is "hello" the right answer?
If you say "thank you for your hard work," it's like a business.
Let's say "hello" from now on.
Are there many people who say "hello" in your neighborhood?
In the first place, when I move in with my neighbors, I always go say hello.
Do you go say hello?
I don't like weird rumors like that.
I think it's safer for you to know me.
But if you get too close to me...
A little while ago, there was a young couple and a child.
My grandmother lived there with me.
My grandmother happened to watch me on TV and live next door.
She gave me curry and said, "it's not much, but do you want it?"
When she first gave me curry, she brought it to a pot and said, "I made too much curry, so eat it."
When I opened the pot and it was full of curry.
You made it again.
It's not much.
If you ate it, you could know how good it is.
It's still not enough.
There is such a thing.
It's not good to say "I live here" and "It's not good to say that" so I quit.
But you also have a different face, so I think it's better to say hello for the first time.
On the contrary, I think it's better to say "I live next door" than "I'm sorry for being next door" if you are told "I live next door" like that.
By the way, Naruhana-shi!
Out of 100 men and women living in Tokyo, 62% of them have never been asked by their neighbors "Have you ever been asked like that?"
Oh, really? I'm happy to be asked like that.
But we still live in a normal house, don't we?
What kind of people like "neighbors" who live in apartments of Matsumoto-san...
I don't want them to decide on their own whether to live in an apartment of Matsumoto-san or not.
I asked some of my seniors and they said "If you go to that house, you can't be a comedian anymore."
Why is that?
They say "It's impossible" and they don't want to do it.
It's true that we live in a little expensive house.
Mihara-shi lives in a house where you can look down on Tokyo from above.
But I had a dream when I was looking up from below.
You are young!
Why do you say that all of a sudden?
You look like Shinsuke-san who drank alcohol.
No, you are the best!
You drank alcohol and played guitar in front of the fire at the end of "Jigoku Tokuban" and had your hair down.
Yes, yes, yes!
You are not good!
It's difficult!
You are not good!
You are not good at "Jigoku Tokuban"!
What was it?
"Wakeboard", "Wakeboard"!
Was it "Wakeboard"?
Shinsuke-san said, "I haven't done it for many years, but can you do it?" and asked various people.
Well, not everyone can do it.
I haven't done it for many years, but can you do it?
When I did it, I was able to do it!
I did it!
When I asked the staff, they said they could do it all day.
That's right.
That's definitely a good direction for a show.
It's better to ride it.
Ride it and have an ending theme.
Why am I like this?
I'm sorry about this.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
No one comes in.
Azami-san, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Greeting, greeting, entertainer's greeting.
No, but I pretend not to notice it.
I feel sorry if I talk to you.
If you don't have that much relationship...
I don't know what to do.
If you met Kimtag in the park, would you greet him?
I did.
I couldn't greet Kimtag with a big dog.
You can't, can you?
Do you get tired of it?
I thought it was cool and went into a cafe.
I ordered the same menu from afar.
What's with that admiration?
I should have seen it.
Before Kimtag's debut...
I ran with them a lot.
You saw it?
It's a girl, definitely, definitely, definitely.
Look, it's a girl.
I ran to my dad.
It's definitely Kimtag's daughter.
Look, it's a daughter.
I think Kimura-san should say hello.
Really?
This is bad.
From now on...
I'll show you how I get along with Kimtag.
Can you do a challenge that doesn't make sense?
Doesn't make sense?
Is that what you think of me?
That's not the case!
Also, recently...
When did you talk about it?
When I reunited with Zakema-san.
I dressed up a lot, but I wasn't at home.
Really?
That's right.
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I think you should definitely say hello.
Really?
Oh, my God!
I often played with you in the sea and surfing.
You are very kind to people who say hello properly.
Oh, I see.
On the contrary, you don't know what to do if you're in a position.
Yes, yes, yes.
You are very kind to people who say hello.
Oh, I see.
Can I do a meaningless challenge?
Meaningless challenge?
That's what it's like.
Is there such a category?
No, no.
Is it like a celebrity?
Former idol.
He said "what's up" and said "thank you for having me this year", and I said "thank you for saying hello", and he's really kind.
Is that so?
He seems kind.
It's a learning experience.
It's a learning experience and it's a good thing.
How about you, Enon?
I often go out for drinks with Nobu.
Actually, Nobu has been active in the entertainment world for several years.
Active?
It's related to entertainment, isn't it?
Enon and Koyabu originally...
Yes, Koyabu introduced me.
From Koyabu and Sonic.
I often go out for drinks with Koyabu, and even when I go out for drinks with Koyabu, he gets drunk halfway.
What?
Ah, I'm already drunk.
And he goes home.
And the next time I went there, he said "I have a shoot tomorrow."
And he hasn't paid me once.
What?
That...
Idiot! Idiot!
Mr. Kawatani seems like he wants to say something to Mr. Nobu, who goes home every time without paying for drinks.
He went home and the next day he said, "I'm sorry about yesterday. I'll treat you next time," but the next day he left right away, so I think he's a cashier.
He's doing it!
This is embarrassing!
You're stupid!
Shy!
There's no way! There's no way you'd do something like that!
So you're lying?
No, I'm not lying.
Then you're lying.
Is it true that you go home without paying for drinks?
It's true.
It's true, but Mr. Enon comes all of a sudden.
Mr. Enon is bad.
What?
Mr. Enon is bad.
No, no, no.
At about 12 o'clock, he says, "Mr. Nobu, how are you? Are you drinking right now?" and I say, "Oh, okay, I'll go."
Well, the filming is fast, so I say, "I'm sorry, I'll go early tomorrow," but of course I pay for drinks.
I pay for drinks every time, but when I drink with Mr. Enon, there's someone like a legendary old man.
Who is it?
There's someone like a legendary old man.
The suit is also a little big.
Mr. Ensuichi Okamura.
Oh, Mr. Okamura and Mr. Okamura.
Legendary old man.
The two of you.
Two of you.
And you say, "Is that okay? Is that okay?"
It's not like me.
By the way, I have something to say!
When asked "Is your friend's question okay?" or "Is your true intention to stand up?"
More than 30% of people answered "I stand up."
Yes, I stand up, too!
But even when I was with Mr. Koyabu, I didn't say "thank you" to Mr. Koyabu.
I said "matini" and Mr. Koyabu paid for me.
Matini?!
Wait, you drink matini?!
Mr. Koyabu drank matini.
I'm looking forward to the problem.
Is there a "legend old man" or "legend singer old man" every time?
Or is there a "legend singer old man"?
Or is there a "legend stranger stranger"?
Or is there a "legend talent talent"?!
Is there a "legend singer old man" every time?!
Or is there a "legend singer old man" every time?!
Let me see...
The fifth question!
Isn't it delicious and expensive food?
What do you mean?!
You're just trying to make delicious food.
I'm trying to make delicious food and I'm making fun of you.
I'm definitely making fun of you.
What is it?
I'm definitely making fun of you.
The other day, you took me to a French restaurant where I couldn't make a reservation.
When we were sitting there, you said "one by one, today's menu."
One by one.
And when you opened it, you said "today's menu."
There was an applause.
This is...
I'm sure you made fun of me.
You're making fun of me.
One by one.
Today's menu.
Applause.
You're making fun of me.
Delicious and luxurious shop.
He has a strong obsession.
It seems that he will be caught.
Nobuto said that it was a very delicious Italian restaurant in Hiroshima.
And it was a very delicious risotto.
It was really delicious.
It's not a bad word of the restaurant.
It was a very delicious risotto.
I said, "Please wait a minute."
At last, he scraped the tree.
You have a bad way of saying it.
He scraped the tree.
He really scraped the tree.
When I asked him, "Is it cinnamon?" or "Is it eucalyptus?"
He said, "No, it's wood."
He has a bad way of saying it.
He said, "It's wood."
It was a very delicious and good restaurant.
But I want to say it properly.
Stop using wood.
It's true that it's a good sushi restaurant.
But it's also a private sushi restaurant.
He handed over the food at last.
He said, "It's bread."
It's bread?
What are you doing?
He said it like a bully.
This is a secret.
It's bread.
It's a good restaurant.
Let me say it.
Please say it.
I want to ask celebrities.
When did you cry recently?
In my case, it's a Korean drama that I'm into these days.
Fujiyack of love.
There are more than 10 episodes.
But in the beginning, I cry in about four episodes.
It's a series of fierce episodes.
I cry for everything.
When did you cry recently?
Asahi is crying.
I want to know what celebrities are crying about.
Especially men don't cry much.
I'm curious about when you cry.
Did you cry?
I cried a lot.
Did you cry when you reunited with Mr. Zakiyama?
I dressed up a lot, but I cried at home.
You cried a lot.
There's nothing to be happy about.
Not many people in the world congratulated me.
I was moved by the celebrities and the staff congratulating me.
I'm a rival, so it's okay if I'm gone.
I was happy that my friends congratulated me for my revival.
You cried, didn't you?
At home?
What did you do at home?
My wife is not here.
I don't remember this person.
I couldn't get in touch with you.
How about you?
Have you cried recently?
I cry easily.
I cry even when I watch a movie.
Did you cry when you gave birth?
I cried.
I did my best for my wife.
It's not fair to say "wife".
What does it mean?
It's effective.
After this, "wife" and "wife", which do you prefer?
Do you prefer "wife" or "wife"?
Is "wife" cheating?
I don't know.
Shouhei Miura called his wife "wife".
What do other people call their wives?
I always forget to mention "wife" when I'm speaking as a man.
What do you call it?
I say "wife" as a man.
But don't you call "wife" "lier"?
No, no, we don't.
We can't call "wife" "lier".
Honestly, people who say "wife" don't like it.
What do you call "wife"?
For women, which do you like better, "wife" or "wife"?
"Wife" is better.
Aren't people who say "wife" cheating?
I don't know.
What do you call your wife who you want to marry?
What do you call her?
A. Wife.
And you, Daigo?
Wife.
I knew it!
You're lying!
Why would you call her "wife"?
By the way,
if you ask married women in Kanto and Kansai which they want to be called,
even though they are in the east, wives have more power.
Don't you think wives are more valued?
How about you, Shiba?
I don't think so.
She's my ex-wife.
In my case, it's two words.
She's my ex-wife.
"Ex-wife" doesn't sound good.
She's my ex-wife.
I see.
I'll say it one more time.
Okay, Matsumo!
Let's go!
Me and Hamada, which one of us will die first?
Oh, no!
I think it's me.
Me first?!
Is it that complex?
I don't want you to die.
I don't want you to die!
I don't like that!
I don't want you to die!
When I see you,
I even want you to die!
I see.
You look like a female chimpanzee.
You don't look like a male.
You look like a female chimpanzee.
I've never seen a female chimpanzee like you.
It's like...
Say it in detail!
It's only female!
It's a great question, but recently, Mr. Matsumoto is wondering which of Hamada and himself will die first.
According to the thoughts of Japanese citizens, it is better for Hamada to die first, right?
No one said that!
I hope you can continue to live. There is no such bright star!
Like the sun! It's like a commercial before it comes out!
I love it! I love it!
I'm so happy!
That's not good!
I don't know if it will be used in the program, but he was caught in Thailand.
Iseya!
When Iseya said that he was caught in Thailand, Hamada's first life...
Can you tell me?
Yes, of course!
How can you tell me?
It's weird.
It's like a ten-year warrior.
What? What? What?
Yes, yes.
But it's also common in cheating.
Why didn't you tell me?
I'm already doing it, aren't I?
It's like that.
But it's not like that.
Are you stupid?!
I love it.
It's a bad joke like that.
I want you to say, "You're doing it, aren't you?"
But when I say it like that,
I really don't like everyone covering for Hamada.
It's so annoying.
If you don't cover for him now, what are you going to do?
Oh, yeah.
Do you think about the future that much?
Even if I say it, when I'm 57, I'm already 60.
I start thinking about it little by little.
Do you decide who's next?
No, I really don't...
By the way, while Nobu was drunk yesterday, he said, "Downtown is my rival."
That's not true!
Are you stupid?!
This is stupid!
No, no, no!
I'm hungry! I'm hungry now!
No, no, no!
But I'm really happy that Chidori told me that.
No, there is no such happy word, but this is different!
Chohai-kun!
I went to Hamai.
Why is Corona banned suddenly?
At that time, I heard what Furuichi-san said before.
What was it?
What is Chuken Genri-san doing to make people laugh?
Even though you can't be Downtown-san anymore...
Even though you can't win anymore...
You can't be like Matsumoto-san anymore, right?
That's right.
Chuken Genri-san...
You can't do that anymore, right?
That's not true!
Even though you can't win anymore, why are you trying to be Downtown-san?
He asked me if I was trying to be Downtown-san.
I thought it was true.
I talked about it with Hamai, too.
But I've always wanted to be like Downtown-san.
No, no!
Chidori is amazing!
Chidori and Shimofuri are...
That's right!
Shimofuri is shaking now!
Of course!
No, no! I think something amazing came out of it!
But Downtown-san, who has gone so far...
Do you have any goals or dreams?
That's right!
Everyone is interested in the way of life of a man who has reached his peak!
It's the same in any genre of world.
It's not an era where hovering is allowed.
Such...
Mr.Downtown, who has gone so far, already has a goal or dream, doesn't he?
Oh, that's right!
Well, I don't have much anymore.
I was wondering what I should do.
But you still fight, don't you?
That's right.
The other day, a kid's servant, the one of Shin Kinki...
Yoshimoto Shin Kinki.
Shin Kinki's father.
He said, "I'll show you an example."
And he came out in Misora Hibari's clothes.
It's funny!
And there's a guy who laughs at him.
I really wanted to ask him, "What do you mean?"
I wanted to hear it from him.
He's a weirdo who laughs at girls.
It's amazing that you're doing something that could slip away.
You don't have to do it.
That's right, that's right, that's right!
It's still vitality!
It's not vitality.
It's the same in any genre in the world.
It's not an era where hovering is allowed.
It's just right to go up that high.
It's stagnation.
It's easier to go up there.
Mr. Kawatani also makes music like that.
But "mischief" is still very glittery.
Mr. Sakurai is really glittery.
I want to be like him.
I want to ask you something.
What do you think of Eikichi Yazawa?
He's not my generation.
He's not my generation, but...
That's why I want to ask you.
Mr. Kawatani's generation is different.
He's a legend of the music world, Mr. Eikichi Yazawa!
What do you think of him?
Even now, he still does festivals like Eikichi Yazawa.
He does a lot of live performances.
If fans did it until that age, they would definitely...
They're not that far apart.
They're not that far apart at all.
Even though I haven't listened to music that much,
there aren't many artists that I can respect that much.
Same for Nagabuchi-san, too.
Even though they're not my generation,
they're all people who are conscious of this area.
It's mysterious.
Yes, it's mysterious.
But you didn't grow up listening to music, did you?
I didn't grow up listening to music.
But of course you know them.
I know them.
For some reason, you respect them.
That's right. I think it's mysterious now.
How do you and Fuwa-chan grow up?
Fuwa-chan...
How do you and Fuwa-chan grow up?
Fuwa-chan...
But I think Fuwa-chan will continue for a long time.
She's smart, isn't she?
I'm going to be a salesman.
She can talk normally.
I'm close with Sassy, too.
There aren't many female artists who can talk like Sassy.
It's easy to work with them.
Even though they're younger than me, they don't feel like they're younger than me.
It's really lame of me to say this now,
but what do you think of artists who talk back to you?
It's really lame of me to say this now,
but what do you think of artists who talk back to you?
Even though Fuwa-chan talks back to me, I've never complained about it.
I've never complained about it to other people,
but people who respect me use it against me.
I'm really proud of it.
I'm fine with it.
If my seniors say bad things about me, I'm fine with it.
I don't care if they say bad things about me.
But in reality, I'm a mess.
Why do I have to admit it in my life?
Have you ever thought about it?
Shibata doesn't want his seniors to say bad things about him.
But I think Shibata is ugly.
I really think so.
What did you say?
I think Shibata is ugly.
I think he is the best.
It's an ugly trend now.
I'm proud of Shibata.
I have to admit it.
It's not that I don't like it.
I don't like it when people I respect use it against me.
Shibata said it himself.
It's not something you can say here.
No, no, no, I'm just saying it as a definition of the problem.
I'm not complaining about talented people.
By the way,
As you can see, young talents who don't use honorifics to veterans are getting angry as a result.
I think everyone is kind in that aspect.
I know, I know.
The judges of show races are getting kinder and kinder.
I know, I know.
We definitely need strict judges.
When we were in the show race, we were so dirty.
The judges are now people who have experienced it.
I think everyone is too kind.
Because when we were on "M-1" about 15 years ago,
Even if we don't have judges now, everyone is smiling.
At that time,
Matsumoto-san's face was like, "What are you going to do now?"
What are you going to do?
And Shinsuke-san's face was like...
You know it, right?
I don't know what it is, but...
I somehow caught it!
That's gross!
Why?
I somehow caught a black thing moving sideways!
It's beautiful!
It's like a high speed road in America!
It's beautiful!
It's like a high speed road in America!
It's beautiful!
Everyone's getting nice!
I don't know if it's good or bad!
It was scary!
I couldn't do it like a regular manzai, it was too scary!
I'm ready now, Matsumo-san!
Really?
Yes!
Can you use it?
I can use it for everything except for "kumicho"!
I'll be the main actor today!
"Time is Running" is a wonderful love comedy!
I hope you'll laugh and enjoy it even a little bit!
It's on 4D, so please watch it!
Next week's "Time is Running" is...
Akiyoshi Nakao and Yungan Shirota appear!
No matter how many years we've been doing this, no one has left!
Really!
I haven't stopped doing it since about 10 years ago.
What?!
What would you do if you didn't do this job?
When did you say that?
I want to change "downtown" now.
What?!
Isn't it innovative?