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Shito Shimizu!
"Become a dish of salmon"!
"I love you, Matsumoto-san"...
"Become a dish of salmon"...
"I'm looking forward to it".
This is the second one!
We drink quite a lot!
Actually, we have been drinking a lot.
That's right.
It's our second one!
That's right.
Before we start our first one, we have been drinking together.
Seiya, is it okay for you to drink and be on TV?
It's true!
Is it over if you kiss on this set?
No, no.
You're not kissing yourself, are you?
No, no.
When Ohtake-san said hello...
You didn't kiss him, did you?
I didn't!
You didn't!
I didn't!
It's not helpful.
To some extent, everyone has been drunk.
That's right.
It's a simple story about the set, but it's going to be a drinking snack.
It's the best.
I'm happy!
We don't need time.
I'm a little scared.
When I asked him earlier, he said he's been drinking.
I'm scared.
He might say something funny.
Something really funny.
Where does it come from?
I'd like to know.
Where does it come from?
Do you usually drink?
I usually do.
But I only say bad things about people.
It's no use.
It's true!
There's really nothing today.
Nothing?
But I'm excited!
What? Wait a minute!
I want to know the rules.
When you're really excited, you can say this.
You can say "I'm excited!"
It's embarrassing.
You can say it on your neck.
It's embarrassing.
What do you think, viewers?
The story of the drinking snack is...
My way of holding it.
My way of holding it?
What?
It's an izakaya stuff!
As long as it's about drinking and having fun, anything is fine!
No matter how clean you clean it up, there's still red water on the sink.
I really hate that.
You shouldn't look at that!
The worries and worries that you can't talk about in your daily life.
We're going to talk about the true feelings of celebrities!
Tonight's guests are...
Matsumoto-san's shrine...
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know! Do celebrities only use their hair?!
This chopstick...
For women...
Like this...
It's vertical!
Who taught you that?!
I want to know how women use chopsticks!
And so on and so forth! Talk as much as you can during your time allowed!
With that said, let the party begin!
Okay, cheers!
Cheers!
Thank you for the drink!
This is really good.
I was surprised when I saw on social media that
Mr. Summers and Mr. Matsumoto went out for a drink together.
That's right!
They went out for a drink.
How did that happen?
I was like, "Let's go drink with Mimura!"
And I was like, "Mimura, someone take me with you!"
And I was like, "Are you taking your junior with you?"
And he was like, "I'm taking you with me!"
You two are so close!
That's a really good story!
We drank together for 6 or 7 hours.
You two are so close!
Mr. Mimura was with you, weren't you?
No, I don't talk with Mr. Mimura anymore.
Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Matsumoto drink together, but it's subtle.
But you two are so close!
It's amazing that you two are so close!
That's right!
Mr. Matsumoto said he would quit this show.
What?
He said he would quit.
Now, we are doing a few shows together as a regular band.
But after "Downtown", there is only Mr. Summers.
What?
You two are doing shows together?
Mr. Summers is next.
You two are doing shows together?
Yes, but Mr. Summers said, "I'm counting on you!"
But will you be able to do it properly in his place?
What?
You can't say that!
Here comes the first blow!
Reduce your old position!
This is bad!
Get out of here!
He's an amateur!
It's okay! It's decided!
I want to ask you again, but...
That's fast!
It's like...
Well, you could say it's a mediation, right?
Where are you aiming at?
No, no, no!
Old position!
It's not working yet!
Old position!
It's really bad!
Old position!
The mediator of the comedy club, Mr. Summers and Mr. Chidori, where do you aim at?
I see!
You can't be like Mr. Matsumoto!
Of course not!
You can't be like him!
That's an interesting way of putting it!
From your flag, does the comedy club look like that?
Of course, it's like that in any world.
Some people get good grades.
Some people don't get good grades.
But some people get good grades.
So, what are you aiming for?
From your perspective, what is Mr. Chidori like?
Mr. Chidori is...
He's been breaking lately.
That's fast!
That's not late.
It's been a few years.
It's about how he's been doing it.
What about Ms. Shimofuri Myojo?
Ms. Shimofuri Myojo...
I'm sorry for being so rude!
What is this attitude?
To be honest, I don't know what kind of person you are.
What?!
You're the one who was told not to ring the bell!
I'm from M1U!
I know, but I'm not a big fan of variety shows or comedy.
I didn't approve of your generation in the first place.
Oh, really?!
That's...
That's the scariest statement you've ever made.
That's the scariest thing you've ever said.
I think New Yorkers who are watching this right now will be very happy.
That's right, that's right!
The generation above us is 6.9 years old!
There's a lot going on.
The rules are...
The person who rings the bell first and puts it down first will define the question.
That's right.
You don't need anything else.
I'm angry if you have anything else.
You're angry if you have anything else.
I hate comedy.
Oh, me!
Oh, you!
I don't mind it...
I don't think you're that famous.
What I think is...
I've seen a lot of Itaewon Class...
Netflix!
I've seen a lot of Netflix...
And I've heard stories like...
I like pink-colored Clover Z.
Every time I hear that...
Just shut up, Miha!
Shut up, youngster!
I get that a lot.
You get that?
Yes, I do.
Why is that?
If you invent what you like...
Young fans will be attacked on the Internet.
No, no. It's Miya who spread all cultures.
Certainly.
Young fans usually say like this.
You want to spread Korean dramas you support, don't you?
Then you should be happy that I came up with it.
I'm not saying bad things.
I think women have more fans.
Korean fans are overwhelming.
Women have strong desire to win alone.
I don't want you to come into my field.
I think there's a little bit of that.
Desire to win alone.
I found it first.
I see.
Don't come in later.
You don't care if it sells, do you?
That's right.
But I've never drunk Hanzawa Naoki once.
Zero return.
That's...
Zero return.
That's...
Hanzawa Naoki.
Zero return.
Zero return?
Hanzawa Naoki allergy.
What do you hate when it becomes a boom?
It's already late.
I don't like it.
So I'll never watch it again.
Many people don't like it.
I'm not conscious of it.
At sunset on Sunday, I turned on the TV.
Hanzawa Naoki screamed and I screamed.
Don't watch it.
"Joiman" was also very popular.
Nasuka.
Edward.
Nananana.
Joiman.
Joey.
Hanzawa Naoki.
Joey.
It's "Titanic."
Titanic.
Who is "Joey?"
Joey.
Titanic.
I'm sorry.
Date. Date Eagle.
"Joeyman" is life.
If you're weak, you can do it from this angle.
By the way, what happened?
If you talk about what you like about yourself to your fans later on, will they get irritated or ask you directly?
19% of them said "yes."
Surprisingly, everyone is irritated.
But Nobu's comments on social media and such are better than before.
When such scandals occur to me, I get played with images.
You've come that far.
It may be common for celebrities, but they process their own photos in an interesting way on the Internet.
They say, "I really don't like it."
You go that far on social media?
How do you play with it?
With the image of me touching Kagan-shin, Shibata Rie- san is crying with a wipe.
You have a good sense.
But it's easier for you to do it.
It's easier for you to invite me.
But you're an old woman.
You shouldn't make an old woman sad.
What happened?
That scandal came out.
Many people saw it.
I got a call from an old woman.
She said, "Hey, what is Zoom?"
It became an article.
Is Zoom like that?
It's a detailed story, but I won't say it on an old woman's phone.
It's detailed!
It's a dynamic generation.
No, it's an old woman's story.
It's not an old woman's story.
It's an old woman's story.
No, it's this.
It's not an old woman's story.
It's my way of holding it.
It's not my way of holding it.
Grandma's house.
What's that?
The third and the fourth are annoying.
What's with that dynamic?
It's an izakaya.
Aren't you losing too much?
Okay, Matsumoto-san.
Can I do it?
Oh, Kawai-kun.
Kawai-kun?
Yes, it's Johnny's.
Kawai-kun is famous for his talk.
Really?
Kawai-kun.
Johnny's.
Kawai-kun.
You can do it.
Amazing.
If you don't talk and leave results, you can't win against other Johnny's soldiers.
Really?
That's Kawai-kun.
That's Kawai-kun?
That's Kawai-kun, but there's something I can't forgive.
What is it?
Women, especially women, can't stand dirty people.
Yes, yes.
There are people you can't forgive, right?
Whether it's a woman or a man,
when you go to your house to play,
no matter how clean you make it,
there's red water on the sink.
I really hate it.
Don't look at it.
When you go to a woman's house,
if the water surroundings are dirty, you can't stand it.
Can you forgive it?
Really?
When I see that,
I can't stand it.
I see.
Usually, when a man comes,
she will also clean up.
Is it a woman who doesn't do it?
But she doesn't look behind the curtain.
Do you check it up?
Check or look up?
It's a shock.
She looks up.
As for Miss Red Girl,
it's negative,
but in terms of life,
if you put a combat next to the kitchen,
it will be very cute.
What?
Are you worried about bugs?
Don't you think it's a house where gokiburi comes out?
I want to hug it.
I'm working hard on it.
Make sure you work hard on it.
I sometimes look at it like that.
But I thought it could be developed.
Why don't you call a contractor for water supply?
I like the tension of "wide rush".
"Wide rush"?
"Wide run"?
"Wide run" is over there.
"Wide rush" is in Kiriguchi.
By the way, Naruhana.
When a program asked 100 women "Do you always clean the bathroom when someone comes to your house?"
54% of them said "yes".
Surprisingly, I do it, too.
I think there are many women who can't forgive "wide rush".
But you can't kiss, can you?
On the contrary, it's rare for you to forgive it.
But I was right.
Because of COVID-19, I knew it was dangerous to have a big breath.
I thought it was a serious contact.
I can't kiss that much.
Don't you feel bad from the beginning?
Can you drink "wide rush"?
If this is "wide rush", can you not drink it?
I can't drink it.
I don't like that analogy, either.
Can you drink it, woman?
I can drink it.
What's wrong?
Is there anyone who can drink it?
You can't lie.
If you can do it, you can do it.
No, you can't do it.
Is there ice in it?
I want to drink it.
You can drink it if you put it in the ice.
I'm drunk.
You're drunk.
Otake-san.
I'm drunk for the third time.
Otake-san, can you drink it?
I want to drink it.
Otake-san, can you drink it?
I'm drunk for the third time.
Yes, Otake-san.
What's wrong?
What do you think, Otake-san?
What do you think?
I want to know what you think.
I'll drink it.
Oshiko is holding it in now.
Oshiko, can you say something?
Oshiko is holding it in now.
When I watch TV, they put chopsticks like this vertically.
It looks cool.
Who taught you to put chopsticks vertically?
Because you put it vertically.
That's right.
It's true.
Wait a second.
You don't know, do you?
It's true.
Why?
Because you put it vertically like sushi.
Google always uses a classy way of using chopsticks.
They usually do.
What happens if you eat it like this?
It spreads.
Otake-san is interested in how women use chopsticks lately.
Are you interested in how other people eat it, too?
Young and old...
It's not common for girls to go to a cafe.
It's not common for girls to go to a cafe and eat three colors of dango.
I see.
It's like a side dish.
Everything is cute.
Kimura Takuya's way of eating is different.
Thank you.
Thank you, Takuya.
First of all, the way of eating is the way of drinking.
The way of drinking?
Yes.
It's different.
Think of it as canned coffee.
Yes.
First of all, can you open the door with canned coffee?
It's common.
You're sitting on the left, right?
Yes.
Kimura-san, it's like a side dish.
And you don't look at it.
You don't talk like this.
You don't look at it.
And you drink it.
You drink it.
You still drink it?
You look at the ingredients in the back.
The last one is a lie, isn't it?
You're looking at the beans.
What do you do when you eat a banana?
You eat a banana.
You look at it like this.
And you eat it.
Kimura-san, you eat it.
You're lying!
You've never seen a banana like this, have you?!
You can't say it like that, Kimura-san.
What's wrong with it?!
That's cool.
My partner, Mimura-san, usually holds a cup like this and eats like this.
But Mimura-san does it like this.
He moves his legs like this.
I've never seen you do it!
I'm serious!
I've never seen you do it!
Let's talk about Furunichi-kun.
I don't believe in anything spiritual.
But you still go to temples and shrines, right?
Yes.
I'd like to ask you about shrines and shrines in Natsumo-san's video.
Do entertainers bite their nails?!
By the way, I really care about it.
Really?!
And Otake, you go home!
Don't say that!
I really care about it!
I really go home!
See you later!
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The next topic is...
Ah, Seira!
Go!
But really...
Seira, I'm going to pee.
Just a little bit is fine, right?
Yes.
I'm going to pee.
At this timing?!
You're crushing me!
Otake-san, I want you to talk about Otake-san.
I want you to talk about Otake-san of Summers!
But really...
I'm really going!
Seira, tell me about Otake.
What should I do?
How about talking about the staff?
You don't usually talk about it, but you're drinking sake like this, so I'll talk about it.
I'm curious.
At meetings, there are quite excited staff members, right?
We're especially young, so...
"Seira-san! Is there something like this?" When we're asked like that...
Ah, is there something like this?
The staff members are like...
Wow! That's interesting!
They're laughing like that.
Ah! This company is interesting!
Something like that.
So, I thought I'd do it because I received it at the meeting.
After I said "Wow!", I slipped a lot.
What annoys me the most is...
When I had a meeting with the staff, I laughed a lot and they gave me a pat on the back.
These staff members are like...
What's wrong with you?!
"I did it!" They look like that.
Ah, I did it!
I told you to do it!
They betrayed me at that time!
Ah, I see!
Seiya-san, you're so stubborn and sloppy!
I know, right?
No, where did you come back from when you laughed so much during the meeting?!
"Say it again!" "Again, again!"
"No, no, I'll say it first!" "You say it first!"
Seiya-san, no matter how sloppy you are during the recording,
you want the staff members who had a meeting with you to laugh.
Why don't they laugh?
Matsumoto-san, why don't you laugh?
I don't really have the energy to say that.
There's probably nothing like that.
There's probably nothing like that, but that's what's happening.
It's true, but don't you all have that kind of energy during meetings and in person?
But let me say something about the staff.
It's your decision to make, isn't it?
Recently I saw it on TV,
there are people who talk and write lyrics.
I see, I see.
Or they don't know how important their words are.
What I saw the other day was...
Seiya said "it's taking too long".
"It's taking too long".
Before "it's taking too long", he added "engine".
I see, I see.
"It's too long".
"You're engine is too long for me".
"It's too long" has many meanings.
Yes, yes.
You're talking very well.
That's...
"Please stop it".
Yes, yes.
I see.
That was interesting.
Yes.
I don't believe in spiritual things.
Yes, spiritual.
But I still go to temples and shrines.
Yes, yes.
I still go.
Yes.
When I was nominated for the Akutagawa Prize,
there was a day of auction.
I went to a temple that day.
I wondered if I should put in a donation.
Unexpectedly.
I wanted to put in the cash I had in my wallet.
What?
I think I had about 30,000 yen.
What?
Wow.
I put in 30,000 yen, but I couldn't get it.
So, should I put in a donation to that temple?
I see.
Or should I believe in it from now on?
What is "donation"?
I'm confused.
Isn't "donation" a Kabuyao word?
It's not like that.
Because I got 3 million yen.
3 million yen of donation is not enough.
I don't like Furuichi-kun being blocked by the show.
It's not good.
I don't care about it.
I don't care about it, but I wanted it because I was about to get it.
I wanted it because I was about to get it.
I was confused at that time.
I was confused.
Matsumoto-san, do you go to a shrine?
I want to know!
Do you do acting or dancing?
By the way, I really care about it.
Really?
I go there a lot.
It seems like Nobu-san has a strong faith in it,
but do all celebrities only do Kamida?
You mentioned your father's family in Saitama.
Yes, my father's family in Saitama.
I want to know.
I have nine children.
What's wrong?
I really don't have any.
You don't have any?
I don't like it, but...
I've been doing it up to now.
I haven't been doing it that much when I was poor.
In combination, I do it like this.
Like this.
I saw Takagi-buu-san doing it before.
He was doing it like this.
I haven't done it like this since I was born in Hawaii.
It's too heavy for me, so I've been doing it like this.
By the way, I have something to say.
When we asked 100 men how much they would put in their donation boxes,
the highest amount was 5 yen, which is 32%.
By the way, the highest amount was 20,000 yen.
I don't go there much.
I don't go there either.
Me neither.
I don't go there either.
Maybe it's a bit different.
I'm a bit relieved.
I don't think a person who doesn't pray can sell to Koyabu-san of "Shinkeki".
I'm sure there are people like that.
I know it.
You don't even thank.
No, seriously when I do this, I got told to pee and stuff.
You don't need to know that.
I know you pray for safety.
You don't know that?
You don't know about Yoshimoto.
You pray for safety.
I heard about it from our priest.
We filmed a screening of a shrine together and we heard Yoshimoto's pee.
Spike spike and this stuff.
I wonder if I'm wearing cymbals.
Alright, let's do it.
Alright, I'm saying it too.
It's not good.
Cymbals.
Nobu, it's not good.
It's not good.
What do you think, Mr. Omotake?
There's nothing.
There's nothing?
There's nothing.
It's not a duo, is it?
It's not a duo.
You like Hawaii, don't you?
Yes.
There's a really amazing god in Hawaii.
He's serious.
He's detailed.
You like it, don't you, Nobu?
Hawaii, where entertainers often go on New Year's Day.
Nobu says that he's lucky because there's an amazing god in Hawaii.
There's a Kamehameha king.
There's a Kamehameha king, but you like Kamehameha?
Doesn't it feel good when you go to a Hawaii airport?
He's from Hawaii.
Kamehameha king.
He went to Hawaii because he was tired.
It doesn't feel good.
Kamehameha king's protection.
I always watch Kamehameha king's protection on TV.
That's good.
You don't do weird things when you're in your fifties, do you?
You're always invited.
Everyone goes to Hawaii early in the morning.
Isn't it rare for you to go to Hawaii early in the morning?
On the contrary, you can go home quickly.
That's right.
You can go home early in the morning.
Let's ask Natsuna.
Natsuna.
Natsuna, I'd like to ask you.
Yes.
At one location, there was a location where you and Arios went to the island by bicycle no matter how many kilometers it was.
At the end of the day's location, we were going to drink with the members and the staff and the managers.
As we were drinking, it got hot.
I took it off and started drinking.
"Gaze!" "It hurts!"
Arios was like...
Arios bit you?
Arios bit me from here to here.
That's unusual.
The next day, I said, "Arios-san, this is bad."
You were like that yesterday.
"Gaze!" "It hurts!"
Nice to meet you.
You were drunk.
Nice to meet you.
He did it like that.
I thought it was funny and weird.
"It turned out like this!" I said like that.
"Oh, I see!" I thought like that.
That day, the location was over.
The next day, we had the same program with Arios- san.
Actually, at the location with Arios-san last time,
he was bitten a lot and said, "It turned out like this!"
But then, Arios didn't use it.
I was like, "What should I do?"
You were like, "I knew it!"
Natsuna-san, why did you cut this scene?
Let's ask the entertainers!
I wonder if someone is saying something.
If you just ask, it's a little scary as a viewer, isn't it?
It's like "what if?"
Is it okay today?
Today?
Did you confirm it today?
No, I haven't confirmed it with anyone.
I haven't confirmed it, so maybe it will continue from now on and I won't be able to appear in the program.
I asked with that resolution.
You have great guts!
No, no, you can't say that!
But you don't dislike it, right?
No, that's right!
So my thoughts and...
I know!
My thoughts and...
It's an interesting story.
It's like "what if?"
Yes, yes.
It's like "what if I bite you?"
I see.
But you do bite, don't you?
What do you think? Is there anyone like that?
Shimozaki is young and he bites a lot.
He bites a lot!
He's an amazing young man!
He bites a lot!
Matsumoto-san?
It hurts a lot!
Matsumoto-san?
He has a habit of biting.
When he's drunk.
What is it?
I don't know what it means, but...
By the way, let me tell you something!
When you drink alcohol, there are people who have a habit of biting people, right?
According to doctors, by getting drunk, the function of suppressing the desire in the brain decreases and becomes aggressive.
But in my fifth year of elementary school, when I was talking with my mother alone for about lunch, I don't forget it, but one day she said, "Dad, you bite me a lot."
You say it like that to your son!
No, it's because you're young!
It's not like that, but next to me, my father said, "Nobu has fallen asleep."
After this, Nobu's parents will be arrested!
What is your agency's problem?
It's about Johnny's agency's compression problem!
You want to change Johnny's, don't you?
From Matsumoto-san's father's habit of biting, to Nobu- san's awkward story of childhood...
It's not like that, but when I was sleeping next to him when I was in sixth grade, my father and mother, who were about fifty years old at the time, thought I had fallen asleep.
Nobu has fallen asleep!
Don't say that!
Nobu has fallen asleep!
If you don't drink, you can't talk!
They saw their parents in love when they were young!
Somehow, from my friends, my father and mother became like that and I was born.
Somehow, I understand it.
When I was born, I was like, "Um, I got a good video today."
"Hey, mom," I said.
My mother said, "Dad, come on."
No, it's okay, it's okay. Nobu has fallen asleep, too.
It seems like this is popular.
It hasn't been distributed yet.
Dad wants to get it.
It's a textbook, it's a textbook.
It's a new book.
I was sleeping like this and I couldn't watch TV anymore, so I tried to watch it with my eyes closed, but it would be exposed if I did it with my eyes closed, so I was sleeping like this all the time.
It's hard.
Somehow, it was replayed and I was like, "Hmm, hmm, hmm!"
It's the worst!
Somehow, it started and after about eight minutes, my mother said to my father, "Dad, this is easy to get caught by the police!"
It's behind the scenes.
It's behind the scenes!
The mosaic guy!
You! You are--
That's not it! That's not it!
I mean something fierce!
I see!
That's not it!
An accident!
A motion drama.
The mosaic guy.
You should ring the bell yourself at the end.
Bell bell bell!
You should do it yourself at the end of the movie!
You should ring the bell yourself at the end of the movie!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Do you know what I mean?
Ring the bell with your eyes.
You know, we have videos like that.
Yes, I have.
Have you ever seen someone like that?
Yes, I have.
But I don't like students that much.
So I don't want to see sexual things as much as I like people I like.
I think that's a little too much.
I understand.
I want you to see it purely.
So you want me to see someone I'm not interested in at all?
Yes.
I don't want to get too close to my own love and sexual things.
I think it would be better if we separated.
I see.
If we were separated, it wouldn't be good.
I understand.
Matsumoto-san and Furuichi-san, do you have anything in common?
Well, you can only do simple things with someone you really like.
It depends.
You don't do that?
But that's only the first few times we've talked about it.
You're in trouble, cool guy.
What's the best, summery, okay agency like that?
Where?
Johnny's.
You want to change your address like that?
I think it's okay if it's just one person.
I like Johnny's.
He wants to talk about anything without any restrictions.
He wants to be Johnny's' first idol without any restrictions.
I'm 32 now.
I don't think I've had any problems before.
No way.
I don't think we can say things like that without hurting others.
But you can say things like "konpa" little by little.
Where is okay from?
I went out for a drink with a girl.
I went out for a meal.
I don't think you can say that.
You can't say that?
Maybe you shouldn't say it?
That's weird.
I'm grateful that I'm doing Johnny's impersonation.
I've never done Johnny's impersonation before.
I see.
You're opening up a little.
I've never done Johnny's impersonation before.
I see.
I've never done Johnny's impersonation before.
The first one was me and my member, Tsuka-chan.
I thought it was a low-key show.
Can you be in it?
The show is called "downtown."
It's okay to say things like that.
It makes it fun and entertaining for everybody.
Nobuhiro said low-key so he is in it.
Low-key?
Hinanan wasn't allowed in the first place.
Oh, I see.
When I said "I'll do a movie or a drama", it was okay.
But Hinanan wasn't allowed.
But Masumoto-san told me not to appear in "deluxe".
What?
Masumoto-san told me that.
Why?
I don't want to be stained with vanity.
There is a certain limit.
Yes, yes, yes.
That show puts a lot of pressure on me.
Even you, Natsuna-san, are nervous about "deluxe"?
I don't want to be in "deluxe".
Why not?
I don't want to be in it.
You get nervous, don't you?
I don't have many episodes of my own.
I know.
But Natsuna-san doesn't get involved in it.
Seiya does, though.
I was told it's not good.
Nakaoka-san's story was terrible.
Don't watch it!
The seventh generation is like our nutritional supplement.
Don't make it worse.
Stop it!
Hatsumoto-san, during the show...
Wait a minute.
Seiya's story wasn't weak.
I'm scared.
We want to know how Nakaoka-san reacted when he slipped.
I want to know how simple he is.
Nakaoka-san and the supermarket...
I don't like Nakaoka-san and the supermarket.
When Seiya-san slipped, how did downtown react?
We want to know how young people react.
Usually, when we say "senior", we just say "oh, he made a mistake" and end it.
Matsumoto-san, during the show, you said "wait a minute, Seiya's story didn't get weak".
That's right, that's right.
Weak. Scary.
That's right, that's right.
Weak. Scary.
My heart was pounding.
Seriously, you're amazing.
I'm really grateful for you.
No, no, no.
You saved me.
Compared to when you were weak.
Weak.
Even if you make a mistake in an episode, if you're just normal, you'll be like "ah, the young people are nervous".
But in downtown, if you make a mistake, you'll be like "Matsumoto-san, Hama-san".
You'll be like "what's wrong with you?".
You won't be like "what's wrong with you?".
Matsumoto-san will be like "hama-san".
"Eh, you made a mistake!".
You're amazing.
You're so strict.
If you make a mistake, you'll be like "oh".
You're amazing.
Matsumoto-san is like "oh, you made a mistake".
But there's also Hama-san's simplicity.
Simplicity is scary.
Simplicity that only reaches the entertainers there.
It doesn't reach America.
Scary.
I want downtown to be strict again.
They're kind now.
I'm sure it's the same for you, Otaku-san.
It took us 10 years to talk like this.
But when we went into the dressing room for the first time, we were like "woah!".
And about 10 years later, my juniors started to dress like us.
Like Seiya.
Yeah, like Seiya.
But it's different now.
Was it like this in the past?
No, it's like this now.
I think we haven't changed.
That's what we always had in mind.
And we haven't fought against the people we used to listen to.
Like Shidori.
Yeah, like Shidori.
What do you think about it?
What's wrong?
What do you think about it?
I wasn't that scared back then.
I used to have a hexagon stick.
What's that?
It's not enough with a hexagon stick.
Yeah, it's a hexagon stick.
I was really violent back then.
What?
I see.
I was in the same car with you.
I was hitting my manager in the parking lot.
Some people usually hit their manager.
I was hitting my manager.
That was on the last episode of "crash".
That's no surprise.
That happened only so it would get better.
I don't think there is an entertainer like him.
By the way, Naruhana-shi!
When we asked entertainers about their image of downtown,
90% of them said funny, respectful, and so on.
On the other hand, only 7% said scary.
Is it that loose now?
Then Chidori should do it.
Well...
It's true, but...
I don't want you to say it.
It's a combination of downtown.
Even if I break something,
Nobu will be relaxed and I will be laughed at.
That's right!
Actually, Daigo's is more organized.
That's right!
Daigo's is...
Daigo's is not organized at all.
Yours is not organized at all.
Daigo's is more organized, isn't it?
But I didn't notice it.
Daigo's is a little...
Nobu's is troublesome.
No way.
It's not.
Nobu's is out of common sense.
After this, Nobu will be serious, won't he?
I'm sorry!
No, this is...
I'm sorry about this!
The manager asked me if I would do a solo concert, and I said yes.
You should talk to him.
No, I won't.
Actually, Daigo is not organized.
That's not true.
On the contrary, Nobu is out of common sense.
On the contrary, he is not out of common sense.
For example, where is he out of common sense?
I can't remember.
You can't remember?
That's not true.
For example, you can't remember?
No, I can't remember.
Daigo says that a lot, too.
Yes, Nobu is actually worse.
Nobu is not self-centered, but he's really like that.
I'm telling you.
He's trying his best to keep his team together.
I'm holding back right now.
You're not holding back, are you?
You're holding back, but you're greedy, right, Nobu?
What am I holding back?
I want to be in a relationship with an entertainer.
I told you everything.
Wait! I told you everything!
This guy is nonsense.
I told you everything!
I'm sorry about this.
Well, well, well, right?
It's okay for one person.
Is it possible? For example?
No, it's not possible.
But isn't Chidori popular now?
I think he is popular now.
Chidori is the most popular.
Even if he is popular, don't say it anymore.
Why?
Even if he is popular, it doesn't make sense.
Nobu-san is a homebody.
He doesn't want people to say that he is popular because something weird happens.
I can't do anything in this world.
I'm already pissed off.
But if you think about it like that, I think Gary is more popular now.
That doesn't make sense!
It doesn't make sense!
Nobu, you're full of it!
Nobu, go!
Even if Natsuna-chan tells me "I like you, Nobu- san," there's nothing!
Then kiss me in the private bar!
That's what I'm talking about!
The goal is to kiss you in the private bar!
What's a private bar?
It's two minutes' walk from Nishiata-bun intersection.
Oh, really?
It's close!
It's close from the intersection!
It's about 15 minutes before the "OK" comes out.
Next week, only the ladder!
Nobu will talk about money and politics!
How much is it today?
It's 770,000 yen today.
I'll cut it.
I'll pull up here...
Anyone can talk?!
Sanshiro also confesses to being a very dangerous woman!
Think about it!
This is different from "Downtown" I used to watch!
Are you okay?!