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Tonight's "Downtown Now" is...
After drinking with Yamashita Kenjiro for the third time...
He was such a pain in the ass!
People who say "I know what you're up to" seem like they're up to no good.
But I know what you're up to.
That's a lie! I won't say it!
What do you appeal to by saying "I know what you're up to"?
Fight! Fight!
Fight with Hotter Kane!
And the trio's heroines also fight in groups!
Maki-san's monotony.
What are you doing?
It's like you're following a fat slave.
That's... That's... Stop it. Stop it.
Kanade-chan's inferiority complex is serious.
Can't beat Maki-san, so I'll say this.
Image.
Maki-san, what do you think?
That's right, isn't it, Maki-san?
She makes an amusement park look like an amusement park.
Tonight's Hashigo-zake is...
Hot!
Two people who have weird tricks up their sleeves and Hashigo only.
Let's have our guest appear.
Here he is!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Please welcome Mr. Kenji Yamashita!
So, this is it, right?
Yes, that's right.
When you say "exile", you mean this, right?
Yes, this is the official drink, lemon cider.
Is it your own drink?
Well, I developed it and released it today.
You make a lot of money.
How is it different from a regular drink?
I don't drink regular sake.
Really?
No, I don't.
But they all drink it, right?
They all drink it.
They are amazing.
What do you do then?
When I'm drunk, I drink it.
But you can't explain the difference between it and other drinks, right?
That's a problem.
That's a big problem.
It's easy for me, who doesn't drink much, to drink it.
It's very refreshing.
That's a problem.
Let's drink it!
Exile Tribe's super popular band, the third generation of J. Soul Brothers' performers, Yamashita Kenjirou...
He is active in information programs and dramas.
He is also good at fishing and DIY. He seems like a cheerful older brother with other hobbies.
However!
We found out that he is a bit of a pain in the ass.
You've met him many times, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
The first time I met him was at "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Oh, I see.
We met in a group and I was really nervous.
Hamada-san was really frank with me.
He said things like "Oh, you're here" and "Nice to meet you" and stuff like that.
Don't say "I'm here" like that!
You shouldn't say things like that!
All of us said that.
All of us.
When we left the classroom, Hamada-san was really frank and kind.
But there was a lot of atmosphere, wasn't there?
It was like there were fruits of the world in front of you.
After that, when we went to Matsumo-san's classroom...
He was wearing a hat like this.
And...
Scary, scary.
He greeted me silently like this.
But...
But after we left the classroom...
Matsumo-san was really scary.
No way!
What kind of attitude is that?!
I did it like that!
Everyone does it like that!
At NOW...
Didn't you come to NOW, too?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you saw it?
I saw it.
Hamburg!
In March of this year...
Gourmet Naoto-san introduced us to a recommended hamburger shop.
Naoto-san, do you always drink water when you eat hamburgers?
That's right.
When I eat hamburgers...
I think the viewers know this, but...
I always swim in water.
You're kidding, right?!
It's your first time at NOW, so you must be nervous.
That's right!
To be able to swim with you...
You're making me laugh.
I'm sorry!
I was surprised. Nao-san was really nervous and bit a lot of food.
Matsumoto-san said "what are you doing here?" and I was like "I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!"
From there...
And you introduced your favorite gourmet food to us.
Hamburg!
Yes, it's a hamburger.
You were talking while putting it in your own field and you were biting a lot.
It was like that.
But today...
I don't eat it, so I don't know.
I asked Naoto about it.
This is Naoto's recommendation.
Kashiwa's Kawanaka's Kansai style self-cooked sukiyaki.
I got a message from Naoto.
He sent me a chicken right after it was cut from a chicken farm in Shiga.
The taste of the chicken is completely different.
This elasticity is good.
The taste of the chicken is amazing.
It's true.
It's completely different.
When you drink it, don't you eat it?
I don't drink it.
Don't you care about food?
I don't care about food.
That's what I just said.
Kenjiro is still a little nervous.
It's obvious that he has a surprising career before his debut.
Before I joined J-SOUL BROTHERS, I was actually a dancer in the U.S.
This is a picture of that time.
Here it is!
That's right.
You're already cool.
I thought I was doing something like a calorie man.
That's not it.
I was looking for a job as a dancer.
But you're already cool and you have fans, don't you?
Thankfully, dancers have fans.
I used to be a dance instructor abroad.
And I got a lot of fans there.
You're already cool and you have fans, don't you?
Today, you're going to show us a dance you did at the time.
Really?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Yes.
You're kidding me.
You're going to show us a dance you did at the time.
Really?
All right.
It's sudden, but show us a dance from the U.S.J. era.
Here we go.
Hey! Hey! Friendship!
That's enough.
Karatachi.
That's enough.
Karatachi.
Next up is 35-year-old single man.
It's obvious that Kenjiro has a very unique sense of marriage.
All of the members are single, but I actually want to get married as soon as possible!
Is marriage a difficult atmosphere?
No, it's not like that at all.
It's not like you're being stopped by anyone.
That's right. I'm not being stopped at all.
And my parents are very close, so looking at that, I like it.
Do you like general types?
General... I don't really like that.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a celebrity?
No, I haven't.
What?!
No, I haven't.
You just haven't been in a relationship, right?
What do you mean?
Emergency! Emergency!
However, even though he's saying it like this,
I'd like to say the same thing to my brother and stylist, who know Kenjiro very well, about marriage.
First of all, it's my brother's testimony.
Kenjiro's hobbies are fishing, DIY, and biking.
He's a manly man who does everything by himself, so I don't think he's suitable for marriage.
I see.
And my stylist's testimony.
Even if Kenjiro has plans with a woman on his day off, he prioritizes fishing with his friends.
So I think it's difficult for him to get married.
But I think it's tough.
What if he suddenly asks you out on a date and you say yes?
That's the worst.
That means you'll be dumped.
Does that mean you don't like her that much?
Well, let me explain.
If you're dating, you can meet her anytime you want, right?
Well, if you say so.
But for fishing, the timing is very important.
For example, even in the sea, there is a lot of movement in the ocean, such as sea salt and salt.
Do you hear it?
It's not the sea, it's not the earth.
It's like catching a lot of fish at that time.
I want to go.
But wait a minute.
It's not like you can get married and have children and say that.
It's not like that.
But wait a minute.
It's not like you can get married and have children and say that.
But this is my own theory.
I don't drink alcohol, so I go home every day.
Immediately.
What do you think?
I'm being proposed.
You all drink alcohol, right?
Yes.
Don't you go home late at night when you drink?
Sometimes it's late.
But if you go fishing early in the morning and come back in the evening and eat dinner together, you can definitely eat, right?
I think the couple's time goes in full.
I see.
But you can't touch the ocean, can you?
That's not true.
It's impossible.
But you said you wanted to get married as soon as possible.
I asked you about the type of woman you don't like.
This is...
This is pretty...
This is pretty annoying.
There are a lot of them.
Now, look at this.
Kenjiro Yamasa's type of woman.
There are ten types in all.
Kenjiro-san, you want to get married, but you think women are pretty annoying.
Let's ask him what he doesn't like about women.
I feel like women these days only wear what they like.
Why don't you like it when women wear character- driven socks?
I'm working hard on my upper body, but my lower body...
Well, I don't know.
Isn't it cute with that gap?
Socks, you...
Men are really cool in general.
I think they're my type.
Socks, Spider-Man, I can forgive you.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Then you should go to USJ.
You shouldn't say it like that.
How do you feel when your phone case is unusually big?
Isn't there anyone like that?
It's insanely big.
Is there anyone like that?
No, there isn't.
It's too big.
I'm just wondering why.
I'm working hard on it, but it's getting smaller and smaller.
Why does it keep going up?
Well, it's normal.
There are a lot of women in particular.
That's right.
Why is that?
Isn't it hard to hit?
But I think cuteness wins.
I see.
Why is it so big? It makes me laugh.
Why number two?
A woman who says, "Isn't it my rough personality?"
I thought you wouldn't say it yourself.
By the way, it seems like Akane-chan will say it.
Then I won't be rough.
But I'm rough.
That's what you say.
I wonder. I see.
By saying you're rough, what are you appealing to?
But people who say you're rough like that have an image of you being really hot-headed behind their backs.
But it's really annoying for me, too, giving you these ten items.
Am I annoying?
Fight! Fight!
Isn't it fine?
If you're not a man and you want to get married...
But if you like summer, you shouldn't appeal to her, either.
Don't you all like summer?!
Do you know that?!
You shouldn't get caught up in her talking.
It's scary, isn't it?
So you shouldn't say you like it like that.
You shouldn't say you hate it like that.
I think you should say you like it like that.
No, you shouldn't say you like summer like that, either.
You shouldn't say you like summer like that!
You shouldn't say you like summer (summer) like that, either.
You should say you like summer and you're really enjoying it.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm sorry, but what do you mean?
It's like you're taking a picture with someone's cruiser ahead of you.
But all of you guys are doing it.
You're doing it better.
I think you're too particular about women.
But we found out that you have other problems other than women.
Let's watch this video.
Hello, Downtown and Sakagami.
I'm Naoto Yuzai.
I go out to eat in the countryside.
Before and after a show.
It's my job to book a restaurant.
If you book a restaurant more than half a year in advance, you won't be able to get a seat.
When Kenjiro said "Let's go!", there were many people who said "Let's not do it today."
We've been holding down the restaurant for half a year.
I have another leader, Naoki.
He's very passionate and competitive.
Kenjiro treats Naoki as an elder.
He gets passionate and talks for a long time.
When he gets drunk or drinks, he says "I can't stand it anymore."
"How long are you going to talk?" "I can't stand it anymore."
He says it in a low voice.
He keeps telling him to sit next to him.
He's being looked down upon.
I can't stand it anymore.
You're right.
You can't stand it anymore.
No, I can't stand it anymore.
This is strange.
Frank invites me every time.
Some members refuse me.
We go on a trip as a group.
So I said "I'm not going to book a restaurant today."
But I didn't know that Naoki had booked a restaurant for half a year in advance.
Even if you say it like that, you're exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating.
You're not looking down on me, are you?
I'm not looking down on you.
I think you're noisy.
I'm not noisy at all.
You say you can hear me.
Naoki doesn't talk much when he's drunk.
I think you've already said it.
I say the same thing over and over again.
When you're drunk, you say "sit down."
Sit down, Max.
Naoki-kun, you've changed a little, haven't you?
Naoki-san has changed a lot recently.
In the past, he was like a samurai who didn't laugh.
Even if there was a variety show like this, he would laugh all the time.
But among the members, do you have an image of being scary?
Even now, he's changed 180 degrees.
He posted something like a high school student on Instagram.
I was wondering where he really hit his head.
Stop it. Stop it.
He's become so popular.
Oh, is that so?
After this, he was teased by his seniors and got back together again!
Being teased so much...
What is this creepy feeling?
When you're being teased, it's like you can't do anything about it.
It's like you can see the answer slipping away.
It makes you irritated.
Seniors Naoto-san to Kenjiro-san.
Next up is...
Kenjiro likes to make people laugh.
But he hates it when people laugh at him.
When people laugh at him, he gets really angry.
There was this prank once.
It was a prank where Atsushi-san was mad at Kenjiro-san.
When we showed him the seeds, his face turned so red you couldn't see it on TV.
He couldn't hit anyone with his anger.
So he lifted up the chair that was there and threw it up.
Kenjiro really hates things like this.
I don't like this.
This is not good.
I've always been the one who teases people.
But when I joined this company, I'm being teased even though I don't have any immunity.
What is this creepy feeling?
You're talking nonsense.
I saw you on a TV show and you had a fishing car and a mobile phone.
I didn't do anything like that.
We often bumped into each other.
I thought it was a funny corner or something like that.
There is a way of playing with love.
Sometimes you can't help it and you can see the answer slipping.
You can't help it and you can see the answer slipping.
I don't know much about it.
I don't like it when people say they don't love me.
Of course, I don't like it.
It's okay for people who usually don't like it.
But when you go to make people laugh, you say you don't like it when you're teased.
You say you don't like it when you're teased.
If you say you don't like it in town, you'll be very angry.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san, is that so?
Eh, what is it?
It seems like Kojira-seikenen Kenjirou-san has unexpected skills.
Well, speaking of Kenjirou-kun, it seems like he's good at drawing movies.
Especially, I heard that he's good at drawing Dragon Ball characters.
So, even if you just draw it normally, it'll be boring.
Matsumoto-san, can you draw Dragon Ball characters well?
Right now? I'll hurry up and draw it.
Wow, wow, wow.
People who are good at movies can draw it quickly.
How will Matsumoto-san, who draws Dragon Ball characters, look like?
Your new book isn't that good, is it?
I'm really bad at it.
Eh, I want you to do it.
Your new book isn't that good, is it?
I want you to do it too.
I'm terribly bad at it.
Then, I'll draw Dragon Ball characters.
Then, draw Dragon Ball characters.
I don't know much about Dragon Ball characters.
Just imagine it and draw Dragon Ball characters.
Then, you too, Hamada-san.
No, I've already drawn that one.
Then, you too, Hamada-san, draw Son Goku.
I want to see it.
Now, Hamada-san and Sakanami-san will also participate.
What kind of Son Goku will they draw?
First of all, Kenjiro-san, who is good at drawing, will announce it.
It's done.
Did you draw me?
That's right.
Did you see it?
Kenjiro drew it.
Yes, I drew it quickly.
Is it like Dragon Ball?
It's like this.
Wow, you're a person who can draw.
You also drew shadows.
Thank you very much.
Show me.
It's like this.
I see.
What do you want me to do?
I'll look at it first.
Oh, you will?
No, you have to do it properly.
Properly?
Hey!
It's totally different than before!
No, no, no.
I can't do it after that!
What do you mean?
There's no picture worse than that!
I don't know much about Dragon Ball, but mine is better.
You!
You're going to die!
Why?!
This is terrible!
No, it's COVID-19!
I'm sure mine is better!
No, no, no!
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to do it for you?
I want to see it!
Show me how you fish.
You have a lot of reports.
That's right.
Do you want me to do it for you?
Finally, in response to the group's request,
let's see your best fishing imitation!
It's been a while.
Okay, let's do it like you know,
like Yoshida Geki from "Guncraft".
When you catch something,
say a word after you catch it.
Okay.
"Jike"!
"S" shaped "sike" is "ie", "ie"!
"Okay, I got it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I got it, "ie"!
"Bounce catch"!
It's similar!
"Bounce catch"!
Even the guest with double eyelids can do it quite well!
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, but we're all done now.
Actually, before this recording...
Everyone was moved by Hirose Komi's performance!
It was recorded five minutes later.
It's not like that!
What's wrong?
I also cried a lot backstage.
I'm moved!
What are you doing?
I know, but...
You guys...
You know...
That's enough!
It's over!
We've been so busy!
Do you know what you did?
What did you do?
You did something just now, didn't you?
What?
Stop it!
Did you say "ahaan"?
What do you mean?
Did you kiss Saki-chan?
Stop it!
Yukiko!
Last December...
In this "ahaan" joke...
In this competition to decide the number one female entertainer...
Sanji's heroine won first place in "the w".
Kanade-san, who can do both acting and dancing.
Yonechi-san, who has a powerful face.
And Fukuda-san, who was once an idol.
With such three popular characters, they are currently lacking in variety shows.
However, a problem has been discovered by a comedian's testimony.
- Baki-san's poisonous reproduction system... - What do you know about it?!
- It's like you're following a fat slave... - That's... that's... stop... stop it.
- Kanade-chan's inferiority complex is serious. - Um...
- She says things like this because she can't beat Baki-san. - Revenge...
- Baki-san, what do you think? - In the first place...
- Baki-san, I feel like you're treating an amusement park like it's a bad place. - Is that so?
- Huh?! - On top of that, leader Fukuda's male type was pretty dangerous!
- My favorite type of men are almost criminal. - From 18 years old, I'm okay with it.
- You must be the scariest! - I'm scared! - You're the scariest!
- The girls' ugly-looking legs are pulled together in one fell swoop!
- Since we have to wrap it up, shall we have a toast?! - Yeah!
- Someone's crying! - Someone's crying!
- I can't help it! I'm too motivated to get angry!
- Is this regular wine? - This is my recommended cheap red wine called "sweet red wine".
- It's really cheap, but it's really sweet and delicious. - Cheers! - Cheers!
- Thank you! - Cheers!
- I'll eat it. - I'll eat it. - Katana wine.
- And this time, we prepared a recommendation for Yumechi. - Yes, tuna.
- What is this? - This is a stone meatball.
- It's a stone meatball. - We eat it as it is in the room.
- Without heating it up? - Yes, we eat it in the room with a heater.
- The heater is the best. - It's not good.
- It's really delicious. - It's definitely better when it's hot.
- You don't need a spoon. It's better if you eat it as it is. - Like this?
- Let me show you how to eat it. - Go ahead.
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's a weird way of eating it. - Wow!
- But it looks like the pig over there is doing it. - The pig over there is doing it.
- There's a pig over there and a pig over here. - There's a pig over there and a pig over here.
- Is Tsukuda-san the leader? - Yes, she is.
- She's also the oldest. - She's also the oldest and has more experience.
- She has more experience. - Yes.
In 2017, they formed a team and won "the w" in 2019.
- That's amazing. - It's 10 million yen.
- It's 10 million yen.
- 330 yen each. - No, that's...
- As you all know, I have a bad temper. - No, you don't.
- You only have a bad temper. - No, you don't.
- Wait a minute! - You have a bad temper, don't you?
- I'm good at making up stories. - No, you don't.
- I'm really bad at it. - No, you're not.
Usually, you two have a bad relationship.
- No, we don't. - No, we don't.
What kind of relationship do the three of you actually have?
We asked Ase, who has a deep faith in Miki.
What do you think of your relationship as a team?
- Well, Maki has her own personality. - What are you doing?
- That's right. - What are you doing? - She has her own expectations.
She's like, "Yes! I got it!" and obeys the fat slave.
- No, that's not it! - I recently saw it.
- It's remote. - Ase.
Usually, Yumechi and Kanade are in the front and Maki is in the back.
- But Maki's face at the time was like... - Oh, I know.
What are you doing?
- Yumechi and Kanade were like... - Ase...
Maki's face at the time was like...
Just for a second! Just for a second!
It was really scary.
Sanji's heroine is Muta's overwhelming independent nation!
Is there a difference between you two?
- I don't know. - What does it mean?
- I don't think independent nation is a good thing. - Independent nation is not good.
Tell me the truth. Don't worry about punishment.
I haven't done it!
But when Fukuda-san is talking, you two are a little...
That's right! That's right!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
Fukuda-san, I feel like you're really scary.
Yeah, scary...
Like, when you're badmouthing the two of them...
You're right...
But I feel like you're being pushed in quite a bit...
But the two of them don't know where they're going.
You're talking nonsense!
That's why...
Even Kanade-chan says that you can't talk without a script.
Really.
Originally, I wanted to become an actress...
Is that so?
I wanted to become an actress and went to a theater college...
But you can't say it without a script.
Ad-libs...
So I don't ask for ad-libs anymore...
I call MC-san's assistant instead.
That's right!
You can't say it without a script.
That's true.
Furthermore, Hokosaki-san is angry at Yonechi-san for talking so vulgarly!
I'm going to cut all of that out.
What? What? What?
What did I say?! I said something ridiculous on "Wide"?!
On "Wide"...
I said some really vulgar jokes...
And then we had a big fight in the theater...
We had the biggest fight.
I told the manager and had it cut out.
I'm sorry!
You don't like it anymore?
I don't like it anymore!
I really don't like vulgar characters...
I don't want to appear in a family-friendly, pop- up detergent commercial.
A detergent commercial?
Like "Kikitta"?
I want to appear in one!
No!
No! I wanted to appear in one!
So I cut out the part where I said I wouldn't appear in a family-friendly, pop-up detergent commercial.
Really? You want to do that too?
I'm not saying I'm independent.
But you're the one with the most authority.
I'm an independent manager.
So you don't want to do family-friendly, pop-up detergent commercials?
I said it in "Downtown Deluxe" too, but I cut it out.
You're the ones who said it!
Who said it?
After this, Fukuda was the scariest!
You must be the scariest!
That's right! You're the scariest!
But you never appear in a commercial!
The heroes of "Downtown Deluxe" are Yumechi and Kanade.
What will happen between them?
I don't like Kanade's attitude.
I can't beat you, Maki-san.
Kanade says things like this.
Maki-san, you think so, don't you?
I feel like I'm treating Yumechi badly.
What Yumechi hasn't said lately is...
Kanade is trying to give me advice because of Maki-san.
I think Kanade and I are equal.
I want to take Maki-san's place.
The fierce battle of No. 2!
Is the relationship between the trio getting worse?
What do you think of the current VTR?
As a trio, Yumechi does a lot of things, but I have something to report.
Which is different?
It's important, basically.
She's just a happy guy.
A happy guy?
She's just a happy guy.
She's not a happy guy at all.
She's not happy at all.
I didn't know she was hired, but I think she's really equal.
But there's a reason why Kanade says so much.
In terms of love, Yumechi has a lot of experience.
It's not easy.
Kanade has a lot of experience.
I'm a virgin.
Is that so? How old were you?
I was 28.
Uh
Uh!
I see.
Anyway, Yumechi said "I like it" with a smile.
I want to go back, too.
That's what she said.
I see.
That's why you two are competing.
It's not like I'm looking down on you, but I envy you.
No, no, no.
I envy you.
Is Yumechi so experienced?
Well, yes.
She goes out with me as soon as I say "I like you."
I don't like it.
I like you a lot, so I'm popular with you.
What do you like about me?
I'm not popular with you.
You don't like me, do you?
No, I don't like you.
To such a popular Yumechi,
To such a famous Kanade in love,
From his best friend, Anri Borjuk,
This statement is...
Kanade is a person who can't live without love.
If you love someone, you can't see anything around you.
You don't have any intention of making people laugh at you.
What's more, only entertainers fall in love with bad guys.
What do you think about it?
No, it's not like I like bad guys.
The guy I like happens to be a bad guy.
Happens to be a bad guy.
That's a good way of saying it.
But, really...
You like to say it like you're fighting a sword.
But, really...
I'm always stopped by everyone.
Do you still like someone?
Yes, I do.
Don't you confess your love?
I confessed my love, but I got dumped.
I can't give up.
I've always liked him.
So you're really a girl.
I'm a girl.
I'm a demon girl.
Demon girl?
I'm a woman who can't give up.
Why?
Are you wearing a mask?
I'm not wearing a mask.
But,
Kanade-chan is...
Yes, I'm Kanade.
Are you still staying at the maid cafe in Bocchari Semo?
Yes, I'm still staying there.
I haven't been able to stay in Okinawa much,
but I'm still staying at the Bocchari maid cafe.
I see.
Yes, in Akihabara.
Yes.
In Akihabara!
Yes, I'm also staying in Genjira.
My name is Hayami Don!
Hayami means "don" in Japanese.
Mr. Sakagami is my favorite type of person.
Why not?
You know, the meat wrapped in a taco and wrapped in a bacon.
No, I'm not wrapped in a bacon.
I'm not wrapped in a meat wrapped in a taco and wrapped in a bacon.
By the way, Kanade-chan has two downturns.
Yes.
Which one do you have?
It's boring.
Is it?
But you're definitely Matsumoto-san.
Oh, is that so?
You're not Matsumoto-san anymore.
What's wrong with you?
You look like Hades now.
Normally.
Does "definitely" mean meat?
No, you and your father are only good fathers.
No.
You have a lot of connections.
Yes, but Matsumoto-san is still male.
Male?
He looks like a normal male.
What are you talking about?
So...
Stop it.
Matsumoto-san.
You shouldn't say that.
I shouldn't, right?
Why are you angry?
You should say, "It came out."
I don't know about this.
Maybe it's different every three days.
Why do you still think it's good, Matsumoto-san?
It doesn't matter.
Why do you say it's bad?
How about you, Fukuda-san?
About me?
About my love life?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
Don't be shy.
What are you talking about?
You're so manly.
You're putting your life on the line for laughter.
Of course I want love life.
You look like you're having an affair with a man who has a good job.
If you have someone you like now, you can go out with him, right?
Of course! Because love can be funny, too.
Do you really want to have a love affair?
Yes, I do!
You can do it?
What are you talking about?
It seems that Fukuda-san's type of men is quite dangerous.
They have been together for more than 10 years.
Their idol group, Tsubomi Daitakumei has shocked everyone!
It seems that Maki-san's type of men is almost criminal.
She likes young and cute boys.
She looks at photos of college students on Instagram and is healed.
She is afraid of the law and is worried about it herself!
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
Absolute leader, Fukuda-san!
Is it okay for you to like young boys?
It's over.
But college students are serious.
Oh, you.
You're getting older!
No, young...
20 years old is really cute, isn't it? Oh, you're about 10 years younger than college students.
20 years old is barely legal, isn't it? Well, high school...
18 years old. 18 years old.
18 years old is OK.
As long as you're young, it's OK. Oh, I see.
That's too old-fashioned.
That's why I didn't say it. I didn't say it even once.
How about Johnny's Jr.?
Jr. huh...
Isn't that a good place to say it?
As a middle school student...
I won't say it.
You won't say it?
It's rare.
Do you want to teach him or take care of him?
That's it.
Was there a reason for it?
A famous detective Conan appeared in my dream.
I fell in love with Conan.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
You must be the scariest one.
I don't know you.
I won't be in a commercial.
I want a commercial.
A viral person is editing my dream.
Why is it in a place like this?
Is it me?
Fukuda is shocked!
It's a shock.
Why is it weird?
Fukuda-san's pretty dangerous side has been exposed!
Furthermore, it seems like he's trying to make people think he's a comedian!
Maki-san is a laughing monster.
That's not true.
I feel like he's laughing at adults.
He's someone you don't want to see as a woman.
Ah, you're right about that!
People who have a lot of canaries and image and have a lot of heart are annoying.
I don't really care about that.
His way of speaking is all manly.
Maybe he's been influenced by Kansai's older comedians.
That's kind of lame.
Stop it!
Fukuda-san of Kojirase Leader!
Do you admire Kansai's senior comedians?
Ah, but I kind of understand. That's how it is.
I don't want to be cute or anything like that.
But, you know, you want to sell yourself as a cute character and leader, don't you?
If I do that, I'll end up being selfish.
"She's cute," or "She's a good woman."
I get really mad when people say that.
Ah, I looked it up and people are complaining about you.
That's right. "She's a good woman." or "She's cute."
But I only live by laughing.
I'm a man.
A man?!
I'm a man.
What do you mean?
Why do you look like you're in a weird mood?
But that's my line!
What's wrong?
I don't want to live by my face.
But you don't look like you're living by your face at all today.
You look like you're in a weird mood.
No, I'm popular because people think I'm cute.
I'm popular.
You're not cute today.
No, I'm not.
You look strange.
Do I look strange?
You look like a hostess with a dog running home.
Are you dreaming?
Why am I dreaming?
I forgot.
I'm dreaming of a dog running home.
You've been getting prettier lately.
No, I'm not.
You're not cute today.
I'm a dragon.
But you two look good together.
You look like a rebel.
No, I'm not.
Is this your real face?
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
It's like Hamamatsu-san is holding a woman like me.
It's like this.
What do you know?
It's just right.
If you do that, you'll be ugly.
It's just right.
What are you talking about?
My movie "Eight Young Zombies" will be released on July 17th.
It's a new type of entertainment that will make eight handsome zombies dance and sing.
Please look forward to it.
Next week, Kouhaku Kashi, Ohara, Sakura and...
Can their image of youth change?
Who are you?
Let's try ASMR, too!
Now, let's watch this person!
Thank you!