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Tonight's "downtown now" is...
Johnny's and kabuki world are in full swing!
"Johnny's eye" No. 1 ABCD Kawaii Fumito is...
Showing off his new work "Johnny's impersonation"!
No camera, no action.
Pose you'd do.
- Pose I'd do? - Yes, here it is.
Make me mad!
Big seniors join in!
Kabuki world's young prince, Onoe Ukon!
His best friend has taken his passion!
Can I say this?
No, it's fine!
I'm a classmate of Horikoshi.
Did you confess your love?
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Tonight, Johnny's will tell you their behind-the- scenes stories in a super positive way!
Let's welcome our guests! Here they are!
Thank you for coming!
We are MCC Kawaii Furitabun!
Shino-san, we are tired of Kawaii.
Stop it!
It's not fresh or anything!
It's difficult.
It doesn't smell like deluxe.
It really doesn't smell like deluxe.
One more time!
Please welcome us more!
There is a gap between us.
It's really difficult.
We are Johnny's.
Yoshimoto and Johnny's are becoming like this.
We are becoming like this.
Kawaii Fumito-san, a member of ABCD who debuted in 2012.
He is also known as Johnny's number one Johnny Otaku.
Recently, he has become very popular for his behind- the-scenes stories and impersonations of Johnny's members.
In May of this year, he appeared in an impersonation program.
He won first place with his senior impersonations such as Kim Taku and Matsujun.
Tonight, Kawaii-san will tell us about that!
It's about Nagase-san in Tokyo.
Happy New Year!
Of course, he would say that.
And Nagase-san would say...
I'm leaving.
Why?!
Did he drink and mess with his seniors?!
Furthermore...
When Kim Taku's phone was switched on...
During his self-restraint period, he came up with a lot of new impersonations of Johnny's.
However...
We asked him for his thoughts.
Huh?! Wait a minute!
I'm Higashiyama-kun!
Daishinken...
Huh?! That kid sent you?!
Yes!
He's definitely going to get mad!
How many people are drinking this?
This is the right butterfly.
Did you come up with this yourself?
I came to like this because Goto-san of Footballer likes it.
It's similar!
It's really similar!
It's similar!
It's really similar!
Sometimes we go out to drink.
Yes, we do it in private.
We drink this together.
What about snacks?!
For snacks...
Sanriku's mekabu.
And katsuo's sashimi.
I like to eat the sashimi as it is with garlic sauce.
I see!
I like mekabu from Sanriku too.
Did you know about Sanriku's mekabu's nutrition?!
I didn't know!
Sanriku's mekabu's nutrition is a mixture of mountains and sea.
It's the best!
It's okay. I'm turning off the camera now.
I'll turn it back on when we're done talking about it.
Please don't turn it back on.
Thank you for coming today!
- It's good. - It's easy to drink.
- It's good. - It's good.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
I like garlic soy sauce.
- Garlic soy sauce is really good. - Isn't it?
- It's good. - It's good.
The collaboration of garlic and bonito is the best, isn't it?
Why are you so quiet?
Let's get started!
First of all, along with Kawai's profile, he will unveil the legend of seniors unique to Johnny's.
Now, Johnny's #1, ABCD, Kawaii, Fubito, Kogaku, Johnny's behind-the-scenes stories!
- Behind-the-scenes stories! - First of all, his experience.
In 1999, when he was 11 years old, he joined Johnny's, whom he admired.
He was moved by his seniors' handsome appearance.
By the way, who is he?
Of course, all of you are handsome.
Among me, three of you are the strongest.
Takuya Kimura, Jin Matsumoto, Kazuya Kamenashi.
- We are a family of five. - I see.
- A family of five? - You always say that.
- I often imitate you. - You always imitate me.
- Then you must have lost a lot of weight. - No, no, no!
- Why do you say that?
I always imitate bad people, but this is the first time I'm talking about it today.
- To be honest, I'm not that tall, but I have a lot of hair. - A lot of hair!
- Let's close it up. - Let's close it up.
- If you were to give us your opinion, what do you think is cool about him?
- Well, Kimura-san and Kimura-takura-san.
- First is Kimura-takura-san's embarrassing episode.
- This is a recent story, but I got a guitar.
- I was invited to a live show in February.
- When I talked with Kimura-san, I got a guitar.
- With an autograph and a message.
- When I checked out the guitar, it was 1.02 meters in length.
- If you measure it in millimeters, it's 1020 millimeters.
- It's 1020 millimeters.
- My birthday is October 20th.
- This is a big surprise.
- What is it? What is it?
- What is it?
- You're just laughing from afar.
I looked it up and it was perfect for you.
- You're exaggerating. - No, no, no.
I thought you were really cool.
- You're just teasing me. - But it's been a long time, right?
I'll send you LINE messages from here as well.
- Then what about you, Mr. Cameraman? - Mr. Cameraman...
This is a story from quite a while ago, but...
Next, Mr. Cameraman Katsun's first handsome episode!
He's really cute and...
When I was in my second year of high school, Mr. Cameraman told me to go eat yakiniku.
We met up at a nice place and Mr. Cameraman came in his car.
- It was an open car. - What?!
- He was wearing sunglasses and I thought he was cool. - He really stands out.
- He stands out and I thought we'd be fine. - But Mr. Cameraman was driving.
- He was driving and came to pick me up. - What?!
But he kept driving me because he thought I was cool and handsome.
But it was an open car, so I heard a lot of noise.
- Mr. Cameraman is cool, so he doesn't talk much. - Yeah, his voice is...
He was driving next to me and he kept tilting his head towards the driver's seat.
But I don't know what he was saying, but he kept giving me signals with his mouth.
- You... - Don't look at me like that!
- But I didn't expect him to say that. - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He really admires you. - He does.
- He really admires you. - He's cool.
- He's cool.
Even during his self-restraint period, he was the most remote or remote-controlled.
But there are some people who admire you and some people who think you're quite natural.
Now, let's hear the jokes that will make you angry!
- Natural seniors? - Yeah.
- Oh, this is not something that actually happened to me. - Yeah.
I heard it from Kinki Kitsu-san. It's about Nagase-san in Tokyo.
- Johnny's is always in front of Kawasaki Taishi. - Yeah.
- It's always in front of Kawasaki Taishi. - Yeah.
- We all go in order. - Yeah.
- At that time, the temple person said to Nagas - san... - Yeah.
- "Happy New Year." - Yeah.
- Of course, you say it, right? - Yeah.
- Then, Nagas-san wrote "thank you." - Yeah.
- You idiot! - You're right!
- That's the most hurtful thing you can say! - You're right!
- But I think you said it wildly. - Yeah.
- "Happy New Year." - Yeah.
- You're right! - You're right!
- On top of that, Johnny's has scary seniors who he can't say anything about.
- Johnny's has scary seniors who he can't say anything about.
- Well, I wasn't actually scared. - You didn't get angry, did you?
- I didn't, but I've always been scared of Nakai - san.
- Wow! - You're amazing.
- I've been with him on variety shows and singing programs many times.
- When I talk to him...
- He's like...
- He's like... "Don't look at my poop."
- Nakai-san is...
- He's the one who made Johnny's into an MC.
- That's why I get nervous.
- I feel like I have to say something funny.
- But if you think about it...
- Nowadays, you don't have to aim for Nakai-kun's back.
- Maybe Nakai-kun is conscious...
- "This guy!"
- If you're conscious of it, you'll look like poop.
- But I joined Johnny's...
- I wanted to be cool like them, so I joined.
- That's how it was originally...
- But from time to time...
- Johnny-san... - Johnny-san...
- Started to be a pain in the ass.
- I wanted to be cool like Kimura Takeha-san...
- But one day Johnny-san told me...
- "Your lower half of your face is ugly."
- Can you say it clearly? - Yes, I can say it clearly.
- Of course you can't say something like that. - I rarely say it.
First of all, you chose it.
- From there, I thought it would be better for me to talk and liven up everyone. - Oh, I see.
- So I started appearing in different things and variety shows. - I see.
- But I didn't know you had such a determined face. - Oh, I'm called "the emperor of war painting."
- Oh, you're not a filmmaker. - I'm not a filmmaker, I'm an emperor of war painting.
- The emperor of war painting is really cool. - He's really cool.
- If that's the case, it must be one of your talents. - Do you want to see the emperor of war painting?
- Can you see the emperor of war painting? - Huh?
- It stops like this, so it has a cool angle. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Then I'll turn around from this side. - Oh, you're facing forward.
- You know... - You're stupid, aren't you?
- No, Mikawa-san did it.
- Oh, really?
- What do you think of it, Joshi? - No, no, what do you think of it?
- It was exactly like Goto-san after he decided to appear in "Tatoe Tsukomi."
- He made a firm decision. - That's right.
Let's continue.
What did you do wrong for 13 years?
What did you do wrong for Team Kakuzen?
Let's hear from Johnny's Cabinet Secretary, who is known for his long background in ABCZ, about his serious worries.
- I had a long background, so I debuted before the same period of "Kiss My Girl." - And I was in the same age group as "Heisei Jump" and "Sexy Zone."
- When we were in the same program, our lunchboxes were different. - Lunchboxes?!
- Our lunchboxes were different. - Our lunchboxes are different?!
- So you're saying that we're different from people who debuted earlier? - No, that's not it.
Before "Kiss My Girl," we had lunchboxes from "JoJo Entertainment," and now we have regular rice balls and lunchboxes.
- Here's the disc. - Yes.
"ABCZ" debuted in 2012 at the age of 24.
- What's your team's brand? - It's "Acrobat Boys Club" and "ABC."
- Oh, I see! - That's right.
- It's like "SMACK," isn't it? Sports... - Yes, yes, yes.
- In our case, it was a DVD, not a CD. - Oh, I see.
- It was like "Gravy Idol." - From a DVD? - Yes, from a DVD.
We talked with Johnny and he said that since he's good at acrobatics and dancing, we should show him not only the CD's sound...
- ...but also their movements... - Show us! - ...in order for him to evaluate them. - That's right!
- But "ABCZ" itself is like "Bruce Willis"!
- I like it! - "Bruce Willis"!
- Well, Mr. Hammer, you know it well! You know it well!
- "Taskil" is the most popular!
- Well, that's one of my concerns.
- I can't say it in a big way, but...
- CDs don't sell at all!
- Oh, really?!
- You'll probably be surprised!
- You can say it! It's probably the least sold on the internet!
- Why? Is it a weird song?
- It's not a weird song, is it?
- You don't know, do you?!
- It doesn't sell at all!
- I'm pretty serious about it!
- But it's not like I'm going to put in a really cool guy!
- Like "Tekoiteru"?
- Like "Tekoiteru"!
- You're not that cool?!
- No, but...
- I'm definitely not that ugly, though!
- Well, you shouldn't say it like that!
- You're talking like an idol!
- What do you think? From a woman's point of view?
- Yeah, you're right.
- There's nothing you can't do!
- You're right.
- I feel like you're familiar with him.
- In a good way.
- Yeah, yeah.
- With SMAP and Arashi, you're like...
- "Whoa, this is..."
- You're close.
- "Whoa, this is..."
- But I think it's a strength in this day and age.
- You're really paying attention, aren't you?!
It's been 6 years since you debuted in 2019.
When you were 30 years old, you won for the first time.
- For the first time. - You won!
- What? - What?!
- Best Shrimp Award! - What's that?
Kawaii-san, who can't ride the waves,
received an award for the first time as a team last year.
But what kind of award is "Best Shrimp Award"?
This is also an award from the Japanese Shrimp Association.
- I've never heard of it. - It's an event on the day of the award ceremony.
- Shrimp? - Shrimp, yes.
- Scary, scary. - For a year, you've been working hard like a shrimp.
- Are you kidding me?! - It's true.
- Scary. - You've been working hard like a shrimp.
- Scary, scary. - It's true.
- Who received it in the past?! - Momokuro's Momo.
- Momota Kanako-san. - Kanako-san jumps with her shrimp.
- Yes, with her shrimp. - Yes, with her shrimp.
- I've never heard of it! - No, it's true!
- How many times?! - It's a proper award ceremony.
- By the way, we're ABC, so fans call us "shrimp".
- Oh, so it depends. - Yes, it's "ab".
- It could be "ab" or it could have a name in it. - It could have a name in it.
- Then we won't receive it! - That's right.
- But Hira's Remi-san receives it. - Remi?!
- So is there a possibility for you guys? - No, no, no, no, no. There's no setting for a shrimp can.
And Kawai, who showed off his skills in "Best Shrimp Show", what will be his next step in the showdown?
- 30 years old in 2020, he's a student of C.J. Smith. I just told you about it. - Oh, right.
- However! - Yes?
- Imitation show! - Oh, this is...
- I've been doing this for a long time. - It's something only cute people can do.
- It's really interesting! - Johnny's impersonation.
- I heard about Johnny's impersonation, but...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was a little surprised by this repertoire.
- Um, during self-restraint... - You increased it?
- I increased it. Um, I filmed it every day. - Really?!
- Kawai and Kumito's "One Day One Impersonation".
- Kanai-san's Johnny's love is so strong that you can't help but impersonate it!
- During self-restraint, he added new jokes one by one every day!
- There are 33 kinds of repertoire!
- This time, we'll have him show off all of them according to requests!
- I filmed a video every day. - Oh, I see.
- Wow! - I was doing it for real.
- If you're curious about it... - Then, I want to see you impersonating Kamenashi-kun!
- Ah! Then, um... Kamenashi Kazuya-kun's pose that looks like you're about to do it!
- I'm about to do it?! - Yes.
- I've actually done it before, but... - Okay. - Here I go!
- I don't know if you're right, but... - What's wrong with you?
- That's not good at all for a prince!
- Stop it already!
- I keep doing it without a cut.
- There are a few Kimutakus, right? - Yes, there are.
- Would you like to hear Kimura-san's good pronunciation of "common"?
- Pardon? - Good pronunciation of "common"?
- Yes. You usually say "common", right? - Yes.
- But Kimura-san, your pronunciation is good for a live show and all, so I won't do it.
- "common"!
- Seriously... - I don't know!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - No, it's awesome!
- No, no, it's the best "common" I've ever heard!
- Okay, I'll say one more. It's when Kimutaku switched on. - Oh, okay.
- When we were singing "sumasuma" together with Kento-san, we were dancing freely, but...
- When Kimutaku switched on...
- How is it? - It's really similar!
- It's funny!
- Do you know what it is? - It's funny!
- You're getting a special effect, aren't you? - Really?
- Did you see it just now? - Yes, I'm good at this.
- What is Nagase-kun's threat? - Oh, you're interested in this?
- Oh, you have this? Then I won't say it.
- What?
- I don't know what you're talking about... - What is it?
- I don't know what you're talking about, but make it clear!
Make it clear!
I didn't think Nakase-san would come up with it.
I didn't know either.
I don't know what you're talking about, but make it clear!
I'm curious about the self-introduction of Hidashi Ano- kun of Shonen Tai.
What is this?
I came here and I did it.
I also did Shonen Tai's movement of Kazukio Nishikibori.
Did you call me?
That's it!
Hidashi-kun is San and Nikki is Mobi-san.
No, it's not like that.
I did it on a computer I'm not used to, but I'm San.
I did it on my cell phone!
Also, I did Kazukio Nishikibori's movement of Kazukio Nishikibori.
I wanted to do it too!
You just said it, so do it!
Do you want me to do it?
I want to see it!
Are you downtown generation?
I don't know if you can call it "movement", but...
What do you mean by "movement"?
It's when you're dancing.
I see.
It's when you're dancing and you're moving like this.
But Nishikibori-san, your center of gravity goes down a little.
Like this?
By the way, you didn't put it together, did you?
Hidashi Ano-san, do you want to do it?
Sounds good!
What is it?
Hidashi Ano-san's self-introduction.
I'm Hidashi Ano-san.
You're really like him!
I thought I could do it like this.
You know, you're grasping the specifics of it, but you're messing with it.
No doubt about it, the boy band is messing with it.
I respect you.
You can only do it because you respect it.
That's right, that's right.
Then I want to see it.
What is it?
Nagase-kun's threat.
Make sure you show it!
I can't use it.
I'd like to say that this is the ability of a impersonation show's first prize winner,
but there are many stories that look like they're messing with Johnny's senior.
So...
By the way, you didn't show this impersonation to him, did you?
That's right, we didn't show him any new stories like "Higashiyama-san" or "Nagase-san".
You didn't show it, did you?
This is...
Um...
When he actually saw it, he asked the manager to take out a video of his cell phone and see what he thought of it.
Wow!
Huh? Wait a minute!
What does he think of impersonating him?
Please tell us what you think of it!
Um...
First of all, it's Kamenashi-kun.
Huh?!
Kamenashi-kun.
Huh?! He sent you that video?!
Now, let's hear what Kamenashi-kun thinks of it!
Okay.
You exaggerate too much, I can't tell who you're impersonating anymore.
But you haven't danced recently, and you're forgetting that you're Kamenashi,
so next time, I'd like you to open up a remote Kamenashi lesson and tell me what you think of Kamenashi.
Cool!
Oh, is that so?
You're cool!
Oh, you're cool!
You're cool and kind!
Oh, I see!
As expected of an open-minded person.
That's right!
If you say it like that, I'll never do it again!
No, I want to do this in real life.
Now, let's have Kawai-kun write an essay.
Next up is Higashiyama-kun!
Wow!
What? No way!
Even the staff didn't think that Higashiyama-kun would write an essay.
Really?
It seems like he was quite surprised, but he is a very serious person.
I'm sweating weird.
He wrote a very, very polite essay.
Really?
"Downtown-sama," "Sakagami-shinomu-sama,"
Since you don't do impersonations for me,
I feel anxious about you watching me from day to day,
and I want you to do more impersonations for me.
If you do it for me on TV,
I'll be able to rest without appearing on TV.
He laughed.
By the way,
have you met Hamada-san on TV before?
Yes, I have.
But you haven't met Matsumoto-san before.
No, I haven't.
Next time, I'd like you to meet him in Downtown.
I haven't seen Shinobu-chan lately, so I'd like you to go out for dinner.
Oh, I should go to Downtown now!
Staff members,
thank you very much!
Next time we meet,
I'm looking forward to what kind of conversation we can have,
Higashiyama-san.
What did you say?
What is that?
I said it about three seconds ago!
It's really scary, isn't it?
It's scary, isn't it?
It's really scary, isn't it?
And you're selling yourself out!
It's like, "Yes, yes," isn't it?
Yes.
Kamenashi-kun,
Higashiyama-kun,
just like you,
I asked the staff members for an answer,
but I couldn't get it.
Well, well, well.
I couldn't get it.
No, no.
You came to me.
What?! Why?!
You came to me.
What?! Why?!
For some reason, Hamada-san received a message from Kimura-san.
Could it be...
What?! Really?!
You came to me.
What?! Did you send this message to Kimura-san, too?!
Yes.
I got a message.
What kind of message?
What did you get?
It doesn't matter whether it's from the viewers or not.
Please say, "I'll do it in front of Downtown."
I wanted to ask you before I did it.
Me, too.
Oh, no!
Nagase-kun is even worse!
I thought it would be worse for me to say it in front of you.
That's right.
Then, let's have the next guest appear.
It's this person!
Who is it?
It's me.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Then, it's me, Ukon Ono!
Nice to meet you!
Is that why you have "curry" from the beginning?
I'm sorry.
I love curry.
My name is also Ukon.
Oh, you are!
Nice to meet you!
How is it? Do you feel like you'll slip as soon as you come out?
I like you!
Kabuki Actor
Speaking of Mr. Onoe Ukon, the second generation of kabuki actors...
In 2017, he starred in "Super Kabuki Second" and "One Piece".
He is a young prince representing the kabuki world.
Furthermore...
Mr. Koji Tsuruta, a movie star of the Showa period.
Mr. Kii Ojii is said to be "the god of theater".
Mr. Onoe Kikugoro is the sixth generation of kabuki actors.
His family is also perfectly well-off.
However!
The real "sugou" hidden in his perfect career is...
"Super Mazakon", which is famous in the kabuki world!
Does your mother send you off every time?
She does.
What's going on?
Is it true?
What does your mother say?
That's right. It's true.
Furthermore!
His best friend Shunta Futawa revealed...
His affair with a famous actress!
Can I say this?
It's okay!
I'm a classmate of Horikoshi.
Um...
Did you confess to me?
I'm sorry!
The scandal of a popular kabuki actor has been exposed!
So...
We've prepared your favorite drinks and snacks.
Yes!
This drink is...
It's a whiskey called "rafuroive".
"Rafuroive"?
It's for people who have a strong sense of smell and have a strong sense of smell.
I like it.
I like to drink it with this highball.
Shall we drink it?
Let's drink it!
Let's take it nice and easy
Oh, it's good!
Is it like this?
I really can't get enough of it!
And about this snack...
This is a very sensual snack, isn't it?
Yes, it is. But this is actually a retro curry.
It has a whole piece of tebamoto called "zettai- hen" in it.
It's very spicy, so I'd like you to mix it with this yoghurt.
First of all, I'd like you to eat it straight.
It's spicy if you eat it with rice while breaking it down.
It's spicy!
Is it really spicy?
It's spicy!
But this is a retro snack.
But it's good!
It's really good!
It's spicy!
But it's really good!
It has a deep flavor.
I'm glad you like it.
It's about time for you to eat it.
I'm full!
Thank you for the curry!
Now, it's time for the real thing!
First of all, let's look at a picture that symbolizes Ukon Onoe's "sarabretto" style.
Ukon's great-grandfather, Onoe Kikugoro, is said to be "the god of theater" and is a famous member of the kabuki world.
His grandfather is Koji Tsuruta, a movie star who represents Showa period.
On top of that, his father is a traditional entertainer and a singer.
While Ukon is active as a kabuki actor, he is also famous for his "sarabretto" style in 2018.
These two styles of "sarabretto" have been used for the first time in the kabuki world for more than 400 years!
He looks like a perfect person with a family background, good-looking, and skills, but what do you think of him?
This is amazing. Even if you tell me about my family history, I think you all know what I'm talking about, right?
Thank you for telling us about your family background.
However, kabuki actors say that they were born into a family like that because of their family background.
However, I don't believe in the humility of a kabuki actor just because you were born into a family like that.
However...
I'm sorry.
When I became a kabuki actor, my father wasn't a kabuki actor.
My seniors taught me how to be a kabuki actor.
At that time, you were a bully, but now...
I'm not a bully.
You're not a bully anymore, are you?
That's right. I didn't know the word "bully" until now.
Now I know.
I don't know.
Isn't it obvious proof?
No, it's not.
It's the first time for me to use double swords.
No, no, no.
It's really new for me.
But you're conscious of the fact that you're going to use double swords right away.
You're conscious of it from the beginning.
That's right.
That's right!
Mr. Ukon, you're used to being called a "double swordsman", aren't you?
You're a perfect prince of kabuki industry.
But this time, your family and friends will expose your unknown appearance which is far from such an image.
I'm a kabuki industry's super celebrity.
I'm Onoe Ukon's unfortunate appearance.
What is it?
First of all, are you into kabuki industry?
No, I'm not.
What does "perfect prince of kabuki industry" mean to you?
It's a story from Mr. Onoe Matsuya who is a big fan of Mr. Ukon since he was a child.
Matsuya, listen up!
Mr. Ukon always hugs his mother every morning and always reports his love story to his mother.
Anyway, Mr. Matsuya is a super sweet guy.
If you want a woman to go out with you, you need to be liked by your mother.
So, you probably can't marry her.
Hey!
Don't say it so clearly!
Hey!
Well, Mr. Matsuya himself is not married.
Mr. Matsuya, do you feel that way when you look at yourself?
No, I don't think so.
For example, you have had a girlfriend, right?
Yes.
Do you always introduce her to your mother?
Yes, I do.
Do you introduce her to everyone?
I don't think you do that much.
I don't.
Oh, you don't?
No.
On the contrary, why don't you introduce her to your mother?
I see.
No, I do meet and say goodbye to her to some extent.
It may be like, "I met this girl."
But I don't think I introduce her to my mother every time.
Well, you know...
Your mother's attitude has suddenly become cheerful.
She was very cheerful until a while ago.
From what I've heard, is it true that you have your mother check your clothes?
It's not like she checks my clothes.
Why does she check your clothes?
I live with my mother now.
When I leave home, I think my mother has an objective view of me.
Isn't it special for your mother to have an objective view of you?
Is that so?
Does your mother check your clothes every time you go out?
Yes, she does.
How does she dress you up?
What do you think?
Is that so?
It's not easy.
But this time, I heard what you think about it, mother of such a motherly kisser.
I'm curious about it.
Isn't she having a fever?
After this, comments from mothers will automatically open.
This time, I heard what you think about it, mother of such a motherly kisser.
I'm curious about it.
My son doesn't listen to me every time.
Where did you go with your girlfriend?
Did you eat this with your girlfriend?
They will talk about it little by little.
There are definitely women who don't like to talk about it with their mothers.
I think you should stop it as soon as possible.
Look!
Mother, you can say that.
Mother, you know it.
It's true.
I'm just saying what you want me to say.
What do you think about it?
I heard it from the program.
What do you think about it?
I can only think of it as a choice.
What do you think about it?
She looks happy.
It was made according to the program.
I think she has a fever.
We don't know if it's true or not.
I've never seen a mother with such an opposite expression.
Is that so?
I think it's different.
I feel like I'm being followed by my mother.
In addition, I feel like I'm emphasizing motherly kisses.
Has your mother ever hit you hard in the first place?
Didn't you have a rebellious period?
A rebellious period...
Like "shut up, old woman!"
I don't have such a period, but I didn't have time to do it.
A rebellious period...
You haven't been doing it for days.
A rebellious period...
I didn't have time.
A rebellious period...
I didn't have time to say "shut up, old woman!"
What does your mother call you?
She was my mother.
Not "mama"?
Well, from a certain point on...
There are times when you are objectively looked at.
At that time, "mama" was a little...
Was she "mama" at first?
From there...
Was she "mama"?
Until then...
Yes, she was "mama".
No, no, it's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine at all!
Well...
When you are in high school...
When you are in high school, is she "mama"?
No, when you are in high school and say "mama"...
That's right.
When you say "me" or something like that...
Isn't it a little late?
Everyone...
I don't think I've said "mama" even once.
Was it "mother"?
"Mother" is...
I don't think it's "mama".
Mr. Ukon has proven himself to be quite a joker!
Next...
It's obvious that he's been crying all along!
Yes, I was worried about that.
Even if you shake it and it cries...
Even if you shake it and it cries, it still cries, right?
I don't know what you're talking about!
After this...
The question of whether he cries or not due to his heartbreak arises!
As a woman, you don't want him to cry in front of you, right?
I don't think he's crying in front of me.
He's crying in front of you, right?
I'm sure he's crying in front of you.
Eh?
No...
That's not true...
The prince of the kabuki world, Mr. Onoe Ukon's regrettable appearance!
Yes, I was worried about that.
Even if you shake it and it cries...
Even if you shake it and it cries, it still cries, right?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Matsuya-kun has given us another question!
Yes.
Is Mr. Ukon a hot-tempered person?
In any case, he always cries.
Even if you talk about kabuki, it cries.
Even if you shake it and it cries, it still cries.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Is this a fact?
Of course it's a fact!
Are you hot-tempered?
I'm hot-tempered!
What's up with you?
Where did you go?
It's all true, isn't it?
It's so-called "hot-tempered" and "easy-to-cry"
Are you a crybaby or not?
I'm really a crybaby.
You're a crybaby.
It doesn't make sense for you to cry even if you say it.
I'm surprised at myself, too.
I like it.
Even if I say it.
Even if you like it, you break up.
I have to be supported.
Marriage is a theme for people who have been dating for a long time.
You've been dating for a long time without thinking about it, haven't you?
That's right.
I've never dated someone who doesn't want to get married.
I see.
The reason why you cry even if you say it is like a fate unique to Mr. Ukon, who puts himself in the world of Kabuki.
It's hard for me to get married with someone I like.
I'd like to be with someone I like all the time.
If that happens, I'm sure my partner will join me and say, "You can't date me every step of the way."
I don't want to see it.
The priority is different from others.
That's frustrating.
I'd like to be with someone I like impulsively.
But it's different from making me suffer.
If you think about it, you'll cry.
That's right.
That's...
Aren't you crying on your own?
I'm really sorry.
I hope you don't cry in front of me.
I'm really sorry.
Ukon is worried about finding a wife for Rien between ideal and reality.
Next, we will find out about the forbidden love scandal of the Kabuki actor.
The third reason is hidden.
Let's see it.
A message from his best friend Fuka Shunta.
This is Fuka's son.
Fuka's son is his best friend.
Actually, Fuka and Shunta are connected remotely.
Let's ask him.
Shunta!
Hi, I'm Fuka Shunta, a mediocre celebrity.
Nice to meet you.
You have a lot of power.
Nice to meet you.
Fuka is Ukon's friend since middle school and his high school is also his classmate.
A best friend who knows everything about Ukon will be surprised.
You are Ukon's best friend, right?
Yes, I am.
At that time and now, you may have dated with a celebrity, right?
Yes, I did.
You dated and confessed your love.
Can I say this?
No, you can say it.
It's okay.
In this day and age...
I might cry.
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Wow, we have an amazing person!
The love scandal of Nassim Shukon has been discovered!
It's a story told by his best friend, Fukawa Shunta!
So you know that Shunkon is a masochist?
This is bad manners, isn't it?
Because he's a masochist!
How did you know that?
He has broken up with several women because of that.
Because of that?
Of course!
But you should know that, right?
When a woman goes out with Shunta, she always gets caught by her mother first.
Shunta is a hot-tempered man, so he's always said that he's a hot-tempered man.
But as soon as he gets home, he sees a masochist's face.
I think it's because of the gap.
That's why women like him.
I see.
Well, he's my best friend.
What kind of masochist do you think he is?
Well...
I think he's a masochist.
I'm happy for you.
Well, well, well...
But you're not a masochist, are you?
No, I'm not.
At that time, you were dating someone who is now popular, right?
That's right.
Oh, dating...
Well, that's right.
Confessing...
Well, when I was in high school...
Can I say it?
No, you can say it.
Can I say it?
It's remote.
Can I say it?
Stop it.
Well, when I was in high school...
I had dried eyebrows.
I'm sorry, but...
Really?!
I only had one set of dried eyebrows.
You only had one set?
I confessed...
But, unfortunately, they rejected me.
What about this one? You cried?
No...
I cried...
You cried a lot, didn't you?
I remember crying while passing by a police station!
I see...
You're not the only one who's lost, right?
No, I'm not. There are many people like me.
Who?
Hoka! Hoka!
Is this OK?
It's OK. She's your little sister, so it's OK.
She's your little sister, so it's OK.
But, I heard from a girl that you confessed.
That you confessed to KenKen.
But, I haven't heard it from KenKen yet.
I haven't heard it yet.
You can hear it now.
Let's confirm it.
I'm in the same class as Horikoshi.
Um...
Did you confess to him?
Me?
Where did you turn off the power?
It's not a home TV.
It can't be.
Who's popular?
No, no, no.
It's definitely them.
Shunta-kun, you're almost a regular person?
I'm a regular person, but I'm also a regular Horikoshi girl.
I'm a regular Horikoshi girl, but I'm also a regular Horikoshi girl.
Can you hear it?
I can't hear it.
It's over.
I turned off the power.
Power?
What's a power?
Next week, we'll broadcast it 100 times!
You have to do something!
On a night when nothing happens,
shout something and destroy yourself!