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Tonight's "Downtown Man" is a special edition!
Now he's super popular!
The era has caught up! The two men and chopsticks!
Even though we're in the same period, Matsumoto- san and Hamada-san...
But now, Degas-san, the era has come.
Yes, the era has come.
No, the era has finally caught up!
It's not that bad, is it?
If it were Matsumoto and Hamada, I don't think it would be a problem at all.
And so, I don't think anything will happen to Hamada.
No, no, no!
I'll make sure of it!
And now, a forbidden question from "downtown" from the same period!
What do you think about Dotton & Ness-san?
Oh, oh, oh!
Now we know!
Furthermore, actor Murozuya-shi is drinking karamawari for the first time with "downtown"!
You know the word "karamawari", don't you?
It's that, right?
But I came here for that!
Karaga!
Tonight, these two will be drinking with everyone here!
Let's wait a little longer until self-restraint is lifted!
"Downtown" will continue right after this!
Tonight's guests are men who caught up with the times.
Tetsuro Degawa, Yoshito Murotsu and Zake Hashino.
Ouch!
First of all, reaction game god, Tetsuro Degawa.
He has been in various variety shows and appeared in the most of 14 commercials.
Now, he is a judge of "Kohaku Utagassen" as a national popular person.
Four years ago, when the most hated person in Japan began to change into a popular person,
he gradually spread his deep-hearted talk.
What do you think about Mr. Tonnez?
Did Mr. Tonnez say on Twitter that he would go crazy if Mr. Tonnez came?
Well...
Wow, he is so cool!
Moreover...
I don't want to be criticized for being unpleasant all the time.
Mr. Tonnez hasn't prepared anything for us yet.
We are still in this situation.
Mr. Tonnez hasn't prepared anything for us yet.
I'm sorry for pushing you this year.
It is a must-see for people who are close to each other because they have been together for 30 years.
Is Mr. Degawa here?
He is still a famous reaction comedian in Japan.
He seems to be quite nervous.
He seems to be nervous.
Let's go and see him.
Hello.
Thank you for waiting for us.
You don't have to be nervous now.
I'm just wondering if you haven't been talking with your heart.
To be honest, I haven't been talking with my heart at all.
What?
We are the same age, aren't we?
Yes, you are right.
You are different from usual.
They are quite nervous.
Cheers!
This is a commercial.
Now, let's see how popular Degawa is in real life.
Degawa has become popular nationally.
What do you think about it and about "downtown"?
I want to be friends with him.
Degawa is like a first grader in middle school.
I've heard of him before.
Don't look down on me!
No, you are wrong.
Degawa used to be a character who would be mocked by children.
Yes.
What is it?
Now, he is respected.
Respected?
I received an email from a girl who was my friend at work.
She said that there was a group of people who respected Degawa.
There are only 16 people in that group.
Out of those 16 people, 3 of them wrote "Degawa is famous".
The rest of them wrote "parents" or "Sakamoto Ryoma".
Among them, there is Tetsuro Degawa.
Among Oda Nobunaga and Sakamoto Ryoma, isn't Oda Nobunaga and Tetsuro Degawa amazing?
Among them...
Yes.
Times change, don't they?
And...
Among the 100 people under 20 who wrote "I like Tetsuro Degawa",
83 of them wrote "I like him" and 31 of them wrote "He is cute".
I'm happy.
Is there anything difficult about it?
People often say that.
"Isn't he different from his character?" or "Mr. Sanma" or "Mr. Nakai" say that a lot.
Those two have been popular since they were kids.
Even after their debut, they have been popular.
That's why they say that.
I'm always uncomfortable.
I don't want to be embraced.
Die.
I don't want to bury you in the sand.
Bury you in the sand?
I'm sorry, but I don't want to bury you in the sand.
I don't want to bury you in the sand.
You're still nervous, aren't you?
I don't know, but I think it would have been better if you didn't like me.
No, it's not like that at all.
Look, Sanma and Nakai are saying the same thing.
I see.
You guys have been called "kya kya" since your debut and you've always been stars.
Because 20 years ago, you couldn't really walk in Shibuya.
Oh, I guess you're right.
Yes.
There are really "Degawa hunting" and "Matsumura hunting".
Mr. Degawa, who starred in "Denpa Shounen", a popular TV show at the time,
is still the same character he is shown in the show.
Even in his private life, he seems to be involved with bad guys in the city.
Do you get taken somewhere?
No, I don't do "Degawa" or anything like that.
You don't do anything?
I don't do anything.
Because every night, people I don't know come to my house and play.
"Pinpon, pinpon" and "Degawa, let's play!"
No, no. Why do you call people you don't know?
You're not even a manager.
I remember this one time.
I was sleeping during my day off.
I was playing "pinpon, pinpon" and when I opened the door, this person was standing there.
What?!
Mr. Degawa, do you remember?
He came without telling me anything and messed up my house again.
And he said, "I'm going home," and then he left.
What?!
I don't remember it at all!
You don't remember it?
Me neither.
I was alone.
24 years ago, Mr. Hamada visited Mr. Degawa's house without telling him anything.
Anyway, he did whatever he wanted to do.
Can you make a screw out of something like this?
A coaster and a condo?
Mr. Hamada! Mr. Hamada!
Mr. Hamada! You can't do that!
But it's a coaster!
Mr. Hamada! Mr. Hamada!
And the number of team members increased from the next day.
It's a shame that it's not out yet.
After such a period of time, they became popular among the people.
What do you think of each other, Mr. Downtown and Mr. Degawa, who are the same age?
What impression do you have of Mr. Downtown and Mr. Degawa?
Mr. Degawa and Mr. Downtown are almost the same age.
Mr. Downtown and Mr. Downtown are the same age, but Mr. Degawa, Mr. Downtown and Mr. Hamada are the same age.
I often understand this.
That's because of their careers.
It doesn't matter if you're a senior or a junior.
It's almost the same.
But at first, it was all over the TV.
To be honest, there was Mr. Ten and Mr. Chino.
When I went to Mr. Downtown's school in Lincoln,
I was asked why Mr. Downtown and Mr. Degawa were the same age.
I said, "You idiot! For me, you two are gods, so it's decided that you two will go."
Everyone said, "Then let's say hello to Mr. Downtown."
Mr. Downtown is my friend.
When I said, "Why do I have to say hello to Mr. Downtown's school?"
Everyone said, "You're at that age, so you should go."
Everyone said that to entertainers.
But now Mr. Degawa's age has come.
That's right. His age has come.
The Yabuto era has caught up.
Isn't that so?
No, no, no, no.
It's...
I'm sorry.
Mr. Downtown and Mr. Hamada are the same age.
I don't think it's a problem at all.
And I don't think Mr. Hamada will get angry.
No, no, no, no.
I'm sure he'll get angry.
And I'm sure he'll get angry.
I'm sure he'll get angry.
The reason is...
I'm sure he'll get angry.
But Mr. Degawa's age has come.
You don't have to say it anymore.
No, no, no, no.
But Mr. Downtown is laughing now.
Until now, Mr. Downtown has treated me like that.
So, even if you say it a little bit, please make me happy a little bit.
Even if you say your age, Mr. Downtown is still like this.
No, I didn't prepare it at all.
Mr. Matsumoto, this person is forcibly pushing you.
No, I didn't prepare it at all.
I'm not that kind of person, Mr. Hamada.
No, I'm serious.
Without you, Mr. Matsumoto, I don't have anyone to support me.
Even if it's dangerous, you can stop him, can't you?
I can't stop him! I can't stop him!
Mr. Downtown is like that kind of person.
When you go to Mr. Downtown's house,
when you go out of Mr. Downtown's house,
Mr. Downtown will pour instant coffee here.
Wait a minute! Let me say it!
Mr. Downtown is also like that!
Stop it! Stop it! At least put some cream in it!
You should realize it!
It doesn't mean you can't put coffee in it!
But you put some cream in it.
A little bit of cream...
This is my kindness...
You know I'm doing a lottery, right?
Yes, we talked about it.
There is a lottery preliminary round on New Year's Day.
There is a lot of entertainment.
But even at that time...
For example, you know Swisher?
I'm attached to Swisher.
And Mr. Hamaru spins it like this.
If you're an ordinary host...
Well, you do it once, and then you do a big one, and then you end up with a jackpot.
Yes, it's an eye contact.
This person is different.
That's where it happens in the world.
It spins from there!
It spins and stops for about 30 seconds here!
Wow!
I'll go there one more time!
It's real!
Really!
Wow, wow, wow!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
No!
I'm being stopped by a doctor, too!
A doctor!
Really!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm going to die!
The staff and everyone around you aren't laughing, are you?
No, we were laughing at first, but in the second half...
In the second half, you're only laughing.
But even in that kind of situation...
Your face is all over your mouth!
It's no fun if you make fun of me.
That's right.
To be honest, I'm really grateful for the result.
After all, you made another great comedy.
I'm grateful for that, but as a result...
It's a real pain.
How about you, Mr. Matsumoto?
That's right! I wanted to ask you, Mr. Matsumoto.
In fact, Mr. Degawa has special feelings for Mr. Matsumoto.
There is an episode that caused him to become a reaction entertainer.
There is a reason why Mr. Degawa became a reaction entertainer.
Of course, it is thanks to Mr. Takeshi's ultra- skill that I am able to do things like this.
Before that, there was actually a reason.
"Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ucchan Nanchan no Sharara" were doing it together.
I was doing it around 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.
Once in the evening, I asked them to do it together.
I was made to ride a jet coaster in a penalty game.
I did it in the studio and the audience loved it.
In the ending, Mr. Matsumoto said to me, "Ucchan Nanchan, this kid is funny. Can you lend it to me?"
Do you remember that?
I don't remember it.
Do you remember it?
I don't remember it.
What kind of reaction is that?
I don't know.
"Lend it to me" doesn't sound like a bad thing.
It's not bad at all.
I said "Lend it to me" clearly.
Really?
So I was very happy.
You were happy about it?
Of course.
Maybe the direction in which people laugh at me is this reaction.
When this genius said "Lend it to me", I thought for the first time if my direction was right.
So I really wanted to ask you if you remember it.
But you said "I don't know" and that was your reaction.
What kind of reaction is that?
You said "Ucchan Nanchan, this kid is funny. Can you lend it to me?"
I don't remember it.
You don't remember it?
I don't remember it.
Let's watch a precious video of Mr. Degawa pushing Mr. Matsumoto's back.
30 years ago, Mr. Degawa, who was 26 years old at the time, co-starred with "Downtown".
He challenged a jet coaster called "Dai's Weakness".
In the studio, he endured this fear with all his might.
On the other hand, Mr. Matsumoto is...
I've never seen such a good character.
He's the only one who can react like that.
The only one.
That's right.
He's good.
Thank you.
So you don't have any injuries?
No, I only have all of my neck bones.
All that's left is my neck bone.
First of all, I have a collarbone and a spine bone.
Is it okay for you to have a spine bone?
But I don't think you're going to rest for that long.
I don't rest.
The next day, I put on my Gibbs and go to the scene.
You're a professional.
What made me happy was that after I broke my leg last year, I was worried that the audience would be worried.
When I got up, put on my Gibbs and went out, the audience was in a big explosion.
At that moment, "Oh, I can laugh even if I'm injured."
I was able to overcome one. "Oh, you're injured."
I was able to overcome even the injury, so no matter what I do in the future...
The stage went up even more.
Is the problem okay?
Mr. Degawa, I heard you two have more things to say.
What do you want to say?
Other entertainers and viewers also want to hear it, but this is the only chance.
Mr. Degawa will ask forbidden questions!
It's okay if you don't want to answer, but I'd like to hear what other entertainers say.
For example, what do you think of "Tunnels"?
"Downtown" and "Tunnels" are like "this and that".
I wonder who said it.
Normally, he speaks normally.
Muratsuya is also nervous!
I can drink it!
I can drink "Downtown"!
What does Mr. Degawa want to ask "downtown" on behalf of entertainers?
I want to ask "downtown" about other entertainers.
For example, Mr. Tornadez.
What do you think of him?
Why do you say like that?
It's like a question that was forbidden before we knew it.
In their 40 years of career, they have little in common.
Some of the results were even rumored to be false.
We entertainers and staff can't ask "downtown" to anyone, can we?
At the end of "eat-em-all", "downtown" and Mr. Tornadez sang "downtown" together.
It was like a miracle co-star.
It was a miracle co-star, but it didn't last long.
After "downtown" came out, it didn't last long.
It didn't last long.
Mr. Matsumoto, it didn't last long at all.
It didn't last long at all.
Be honest!
Mr. Matsumoto said "downtown" in "Kakushin-han".
It's "downtown" now.
Mr. Matsumoto said "downtown" in "Kakushin-han".
Did he say "downtown" in "Kakushin-han"?
I want to know it, too.
The last episode of "Laugh and Say It".
When Matsumoto-san said, "When tunnels come, the internet will go crazy",
two people who heard this appeared on the stage!
The collaboration of the two groups was a surprise and a big topic, but...
Did Matsumoto-san really mean to invite the tunnels?
No, I don't know about that, but...
I'm sorry, but if you're going to punch me later, punch me.
I don't mind at all.
That was confirmed about 7 o'clock.
Wow, that's cool.
"Confirmed version" is...
About 7 o'clock.
Is it on Twitter?
Yes. Matsumoto-san who made it "confirmed version" is cool, and the tunnels that came with it are also cool.
But I didn't even know that people around me were so careful.
We talked a lot in the dressing room and even in the hallway.
There wasn't anything wrong, was there?
No, there wasn't!
Suddenly, people around you started to do that?
The tunnels gradually became like this.
In terms of age...
We're older.
The tunnels are older, right?
It's better for us to hate it than to like it. We're younger and older.
But honestly, these two groups are actually gaining popularity, aren't they?
No, it's because they haven't co-starred with each other.
Yes, it's because they haven't co-starred with each other.
Is there no co-star before that rumor comes out?
"Tsuji TV".
"Tsuji TV", that's legendary, too.
"Narohdo's Everworld"'s special episode.
Ah, I see!
I hear that a lot, too.
But it's not just a competition between two teams.
Especially, this guy...
This guy, right?
He was like this...
And he was like...
He was like this...
The tension between the two teams...
It was amazing.
But when we saw it, we were thrilled.
It's been 20 years since "Laughing Friends".
It was a quiz special edition for the show.
The two teams competing for the championship became a hot topic.
But there is a shocking fact that has never been told before!
The next team is the "Tunnels" team and we are the "Gods" team.
And this team has been watching us for a long time.
They've been watching "Catwalk" for a long time.
And we thought, "What's going on?"
And they told us the answer.
Really?
I told you!
Wow, Mr. Hamada!
Everyone will be happy about it!
But it doesn't matter. We are the best.
So we want to promote our show.
What are you talking about?
You are talking too much!
Say it now!
Wow!
That's what I'm talking about!
Tomorrow, Yahoo will be the best!
Because it's a legend.
You and Mr. Tunnels...
Especially you, Mr. Hamada...
What is it?
So you don't want to lose.
No, no, no.
That's what it is.
I've never heard you say that, Mr. Hamada.
No, no, no.
You are so cool!
Mr. Hamada!
Why didn't you say it?
Everyone will say it, Mr. Hamada.
Everyone will say, "Wow, that was amazing!"
Why?
Like I said, it's the first time for me to say it in person.
But if you say it in person, everyone will say it.
Why didn't you say it before?
I don't know.
I don't know if I should say it.
Mr. Tunnels...
Don't you want to lose?
No, we don't talk to each other.
When I was in school, I often went to school with Mr. Ishimashi.
I heard about it.
You said something about planes and items.
We usually talk normally.
But we don't talk to each other in public.
People think it's a bad thing.
If we talk, we talk normally.
What did you think in your heart?
Isn't he a TV talent?
We came out as entertainers.
We don't do manzai.
I'm a little different genre.
When I heard it last time, I felt like Mr. Dekasu wanted me to say something bad in my heart.
No, I often...
I often...
I know.
We came out as entertainers.
Everyone wants to hear it.
Mr. Tunnels...
But we don't talk to each other in public.
We don't do anything.
Can I ask you one more question?
One more?
What do you think of Mr. Sanma?
I've never heard of him.
Don't you have anything in common?
Yes, we do.
But I think Mr. Hamada and I have different feelings.
Mr. Hamada and I have different opinions.
It doesn't matter.
He doesn't laugh at me.
What do you mean?
It's my feeling.
I think Mr. Matsumoto is different.
I think Mr. Hamada is better than Mr. Sanma.
I respect him.
But I've never met him in person.
You appear in TV programs.
But even if I go alone, Mr. Sanma won't go with me.
No, he won't.
He won't go with me.
He won't come close to me.
So you've never met Mr. Hamada in person?
No, I haven't.
I think you should meet him in person.
I want to meet him.
I think you should meet him in person.
Even if you meet him in person, you can't see him.
So I think you should meet him in person.
What will you do if you meet him in person?
I don't know.
I want to meet him.
I want to meet him in person.
You want to meet him in person, don't you?
If you meet him in person, you will have fun.
You don't do that these days, do you?
That's right.
I don't do that.
You do it with other people.
But you don't do it with entertainers.
You have to do it with Sanma, Shinji, and Takeshi.
You have to do it, but you don't do it.
You do it with Shibura.
I don't know how long I did it.
I was late for the theater.
I was young.
I was told to do it alone.
I didn't want to do it alone.
At that time, Sanma and Shinji were there.
Sanma and Shinji were there.
I thought it was funny because I did it alone.
Sanma and Shinji were wrapped in duct tape and put on stage.
Sanma and Shinji were put on stage and put on stage.
I heard later that Sanma and Shinji were very funny.
I should have gone to see Sanma and Shinji.
That's not true.
If you had come, Sanma and Shinji wouldn't have been caught.
I should have woken up earlier.
It's very valuable.
It's Degawa's power.
How was your stay-at-home period?
I also played games all the time.
When everyone was playing "Animal Crossing", I was playing a game where you had to beat people up.
I was playing a game called "Dragon Slayer".
My family was working remotely and I was at home.
When I woke up around 4 o'clock in the evening, I prepared dinner and ate dinner together.
I was able to share a meal with my family.
Do you wake up at 4 o'clock in the evening?
I usually go to bed around 6 o'clock in the morning.
My family usually goes to work in the morning.
It's like a switch between night and day work.
Next is actor Yoshitan Murotsu.
After more than ten years of hard work, he finally caught up with the times and is now a person who is attracted to movies and dramas.
He has a very cheerful personality and has a wide range of connections.
He has no enemies where he goes, Mr. Nanmuro.
However, he is afraid of fear, which is why he is full of pure air.
I don't blame my parents for it, but I've only seen my wife fighting all the time.
I don't think I'm like my seniors.
What do you call me?
Mr. Muro.
What?
There aren't many people called Mr. San.
I want you to look at me.
I'm talking too much right now, right?
Shall we make a joint NG?
Mr. Murotsu, who is drunk, talks a lot.
This shop has a wide range of genres and is a big hit.
It's a place where you can learn a lot of things.
Actors with unique personalities are waiting for you.
Wow, they're coming.
I can drink.
You two make me very motivated.
Shall we go?
Good for you.
Good evening.
Excuse me.
Good evening.
It's Muro.
It's Muro Tsuyoshi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Muro. I'm Muro Tsuyoshi.
It's not our first time.
We've been on this show before.
What show?
You can be on this show.
Wednesday.
Did you run?
That's not all, is it?
You don't remember it, do you?
That's right.
It's the third time.
What?
You've been on it three times?
What?
How thin is your shadow?
You have a thin shadow.
Why did you call me?
What?
You have a thin shadow.
What?
Don't call me.
It's there.
I'm sorry.
You have a shadow.
Why do you have a shadow?
I'm still a actor.
I remember it.
You called me when you called me out.
You said, "You're not Muchikoro, are you?"
I said, "No, I'm not."
You said, "No, I'm not."
You're lying.
Muro-kun.
It's good to see you. I'm Muro Tsuyoshi.
Hello.
I'm Muro Tsuyoshi, an actor.
When you look at your own face, you look like Muchikoro.
I know.
It's similar to Katakana Goji.
The pattern is the same.
That was a long time ago, wasn't it?
It was a long time ago.
At first, it was about Koyaku.
It's 1940 now.
Good luck!
But you're still "meki meki" now, aren't you?
You know me, don't you?
You debuted as a street fighter and you're still "meki meki" now, don't you?
"meki meki" = "murokusho" = "line"
"murokusho" = "line"
You don't remember me, do you?
I wanted to talk about you more.
I'm scared if you come from the beginning.
"murokusho" = "line"
Do you remember me?
You're so beautiful.
Do you remember me?
Do you remember me too much?
No, I don't.
I remember you.
How long have you been doing "murokusho"?
I've been an actor for 20 years.
Really?
I've been doing it since I was 20 years old.
So you haven't been doing it for a long time.
That's right. I haven't been doing it for about 15 years.
He's been working in a small theater for more than 10 years.
He couldn't even belong to an agency and had to sell himself.
His first appearance in a movie was also won by himself.
I went there yesterday and got the remote control before it broke.
Thanks to this, "murokusho" has become a regular in movies and dramas.
The first time I saw it was in a movie like "time machine".
Do you remember this skull?
Yes, it's an earth skull.
I thought, "Who is this guy?"
That's the first time I saw it.
You seem to remember it well.
That's right. When I was on a show last time, I said, "I'm watching a drama."
I'm watching a drama.
Do you have to say it all the time?
I feel like I'm going in different directions.
If you didn't say it like that, you wouldn't have been able to come back.
It's like a shock.
That's right.
"murotsuyoshi" is like that, but there are four fears that "murotsuyoshi" has.
Fears...
There are four themes that "muro" wants to talk about.
"muro" wants to talk about various things.
First of all, "muro" is afraid of marriage.
Behind "muro" is "muro" is afraid of marriage.
"muro" is afraid of marriage? What is this?
It's my own idea.
I don't want to get married when I'm in my forties.
I see.
It's not my parents' fault, but my parents are getting divorced and remarried repeatedly.
Do you have such a dream about marriage?
I've been looking at marriage all the time, but all I've seen is fighting.
Then you don't have to get married.
It's a quick conclusion.
That's right.
I'm not saying it's good, but...
There are various things.
It's up to now.
Yes, I understand.
She is bright.
I like her.
Why?
I don't know why.
She is like someone else.
She is still wearing a bra.
These people are not good.
I have a schedule.
If you skip here and go straight, it will be a big problem.
Look, her voice has changed.
Are you working now?
It's fun to work.
I can work now.
Some people say that.
But you can meet her while you work.
That's right.
It's funny.
Is it because of work?
It's not work.
It's funny.
It's not work.
Why do you make her work?
Do you have free time?
Use it all.
Masaki Suda was on this show.
"Nami no Nagashi".
I emailed Suda today.
From "Yakusha Nago".
Both of you are very nice people.
Mr. Nuro, please relax.
You even sent me a picture of your three-shot.
But...
You are good.
You are pretending to be nice.
No, I'm not.
You are pretending to be nice.
That's right.
Young actors are scary!
Mr. Muro, who has a good personality.
However, it seems that young people sometimes feel threatened.
The young actors I'm talking about now,
such as Oglishun and Yamada Takaiki,
that generation has a very dense density.
It's hot.
Moriyama Mirai is there.
Yokohama Mitsunabari is also amazing, isn't it?
Matsuari Yuhi is there.
Thanks to that, I often drink alcohol.
It's hot.
I'm hot at work.
That's right.
But at night...
It's so crowded that no one is dead.
I'm sorry for you if you're not dead.
It's not crushed.
Have you ever heard of something that you don't think of?
Well...
What do you mean?
- But you're being underestimated. - No, I'm not underestimating you. I think you're my friend's motive.
- No, it's not a motive. - But there are seven or eight of you.
- What are you called? - Muro-kun.
- There aren't many people called San. - Don't you dare call me that?
- Oh, well, it's like that. Yes, everyone teases me.
- It's like I'm reading a novel while playing a game. - Yes, that's why you're where you are now.
- Wait a minute! No, no, no! No!
- Muro-san's best friend and actor friend, Koizumi Kotaro-san.
- When he visited his family, his father, Koizumi Junichiro-san, scolded him.
- What happened?
- It's surprising that you know Kotaro. - We worked together in a movie 12 years ago. - Oh, it's that old? - Yes.
- The movie "Masayoshi Mashita". - Oh, it was good. - Since then, I haven't been in the office and I don't have a job.
- Kotaro cooked for me and I took him to my parents' house in Yokosuka and we ate together. - What about your father?
- I met him after the prime minister's term ended. - What? - He's eating now. - Your father? - Yes. - He's an ordinary person.
- He talks to me normally. Of course, we talk about politics, golf, or we talk about the station store during New Year's Day. - I don't think you watch TV shows.
- How about you? - But it seems like I watch Kotaro's shows. I tell him my impressions of Kotaro's shows. - I see.
- I once did a radio show with Kotaro and I kept saying that I was too quick-tongued. - Your father? - Yes, Kotaro. Don't blame me.
- I should have been more quick-tongued. - I'm afraid of variety shows! - What's scary about variety shows? - But you appear in variety shows! - Yes, I do, but when I say what I think, people say it's different.
- I've been in a variety show with him only once. - I see. - He's a hard-working person. - I see. - When I said that, he said it was hard for him. - It's hard for me to do it. - But it's understandable. - It's hard for you to do it? - What's going on?
- Then I'll turn down your offer. - Then you should do it. - I'll do it. - Then I'll continue to be a voice actor. - Then you'll appear in my shows.
- You know "karamawari", right? - Yes, I know it.
- It's that thing. - Yes.
- But you came here for it. - Yes.
- Karama... - I'm sorry.
- Isn't it "karamawari"? - "Karamawari".
- When you go "ga", you go forward. - Yes.
- And "karamawari", you go "ga". - Yes.
- You're here at 4 now. - Yes.
- This show is like that. - Yes.
- Let's make it "today is not the day".
- Why?
- But it's funny. - It's funny.
- Which one?
- It's funny. - Maybe it's too funny.
- Maybe it's too funny.
- There are actors who can adapt to variety shows. - For example, Mr. Oizumiho.
- Or Mr. Yusuke as an actor. - Mr. Yusuke.
- I think that even though the actor is a bass player,
- I feel like I can say "thank you" even though I'm a band player.
- It's because of sympathy. - Even if you try hard, many people will watch you.
- I'm working with Ucchan in NHK. - Yes, you are.
- Sometimes, when we are doing a talk show, Uchimura-san turns his head and says "I don't know how to treat you" and we just cut it.
- I was expecting you to say "I don't know how to treat you" and we just cut it. - I'm used to it.
- I'm used to this atmosphere. - I'm used to it and I want to know what will happen next.
- I want to know what will happen next and we can talk about it. - I agree with you.
- I agree with you.
- When I'm on a different variety show, I wear sunglasses and barely talk.
- You can't do anything good. - I don't know how to do it.
- You can't promote or do anything. - I don't know why I'm talking about it.
- One thing I don't understand, don't believe each other when you are on a different variety show. - I see.
- You are part of the flow of the show. - Yes, I've said many things in the flow of the show.
- I've said many things in the flow of the show. - When you say you are done when you are in the flow of the show, Sakagami-san will say "You are scary."
And the last one is "Well, you know what I'm saying, don't you?", "You are scary."
After this, Sakagami-shinobu will say "You are scary."
- Sakagami-shinobu will say "You are scary." - You are dissing me, aren't you?
- No, I'm not dissing you. - You are dissing me.
Because you haven't looked at me at all.
"Well, you know what I'm saying, don't you?", "You are scary."
As expected, he was on vacation all the time.
But as much as that, he is in a hard situation, and he feels like there is no next time.
Mr. Muro is very popular now, but he was only eaten by actors only after he was 35 years old.
- When I was on vacation for a little while, I would say "What?", and when I was on vacation for about two weeks, "What's up?", "Anything?" "You wanted something?", "Any offer?"
If you're afraid of taking a day off, if you have a schedule, you won't turn it down, will you?
I won't turn it down.
But I'm not saying that I won't turn it down.
I'm trying not to do too much variety shows.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I want you to look at me as an actor.
I'm talking too much right now.
That's totally against me.
You're dissing me, aren't you?
I'm not dissing you.
You haven't looked at me at all.
You've been looking at Matsumoto-san.
I'm not criticizing you.
I think you've thought about it yourself.
I know you're doing it.
I know you made the movie.
And you're doing it for your next goal.
What's my next goal?
As an actor...
What is it?
To do something...
I don't have one anymore.
I don't have a goal anymore.
It's getting really exciting.
It's getting exciting.
This project is really exciting.
I'm telling you, it's really exciting.
After this, we will be pushed even further!
Please turn around.
Which actor are you talking to?
You're handling it roughly.
Turn around!
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I'm going to have a lot of fun.
It's the first time I'm sitting at a public telegraph like this.
The entanglement of Russia continues!
As Matsumoto-san said earlier, there are things that can only be entangled.
There are things that can't be entangled like this.
What will happen?
Whether it's a drama or a movie, even if it's a very serious one...
Will you do it?
I will do it.
Have you ever done a bed scene?
I haven't.
I haven't done a kiss scene either.
Where?
Can you show me your kiss scene?
I'm telling every actor.
You're handling it roughly.
Even if I do a kiss scene right now...
The camera isn't facing me.
It's over there.
What do you think of that hat I'm wearing?
You can take it off.
With that said, please show us Muro-san's kiss scene from the front.
Ready...
Go!
I like ham-ham.
Why did you pay for it?
If you do what you're told to do, you'll get angry.
Is it over?
It was really expensive, wasn't it?
Really.
Are you going to say it so quietly?
Well, I'm singing seriously now.
Really, really, really.
How about you, Mudo-san?
It's my first time seeing a bug.
Your first time seeing a bug?
It's not a big bug.
Hey.
You said it first.
It's not like you saw it for the first time, is it?
No, it's my first time seeing it.
No, it's not like that.
I found out about it for the first time yesterday.
So I looked it up.
So you saw it on Wikipedia.
I saw it on Wikipedia and found out about it for the first time today.
So you saw it for the first time today.
This is reality.
There was a bomb at the end.
It was awesome.
I love you, Karen-san.
It's not good if you don't say it at all until it's over.
Mudo-san is probably a little upset.
Karen-san took it away at the end.
There was a story about whether you were afraid of a break or not.
Yes.
Fuyuka-san, what kind of criteria do you choose for your job?
Do you choose it yourself?
Basically, I want to get everything.
I want money.
Whether it's a small job or a big job, it doesn't matter.
Except for things like "full nude" now.
Except for things like "full nude", what do you want to do?
I think it's fine.
When I hear about "bed scene", I think it's a good challenge.
I want to do "bed scene" too.
Next week's "hashigozake" is...
Koizumi Kotaro and Hasegawa Kyoko.
Hasegawa Kyoko had a battle with her drinking partner, Tanaka Minami.
That's good.
It's good to call it "god's meeting".
Hasekyo and Kotaro's battle special!
Tanaka Minami and Hasegawa Kyoko used love detectives!
What are you talking about?
Koizumi Kotaro and Hasegawa Kyoko's battle special!