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Tonight's Hashi no Dake is about Wencesley who came back from London for a year and a half.
Is he still in Japan?
Yes, he is still in Japan.
What did you do? What did you really do?
He asks about his London study.
What was that special about?
Did he really study acting?
Let's drink with everyone in front of the TV!
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So, Hashi no Dake!
And our guest for today is Mr. Bence Agee, who appeared in this show for the first time in a while.
It's been a while.
He came back from England.
He studied in London for a year and a half and just came back.
What did he do and what did he learn?
That's not a good way of putting it!
Let's hear what he has to say!
That kid is really...
Oh, it's already...
The atmosphere has changed!
Let's go home!
Thank you for coming!
Welcome!
You're too polite!
It's been a year and a half, hasn't it?
It's been...
You're too polite!
It's been a year and a half.
Thank you!
And our guest for today is Mr. Bence Agee!
Thank you!
He studied acting for a year and a half and suddenly announced his plans for London.
He was attracted to variety shows at the time,
but when he decided to give up all his work and study abroad,
someone sent him an email.
However!
Did he break his dream?
A little over a year and a half ago, he came back and returned to variety shows.
As a result...
Even in society, various suspicions...
So this time!
I'm going to use up an hour and thoroughly investigate various suspicions!
What is the truth behind the one and a half year of study abroad?
The stage! Misao and Eitaro performed on stage!
Eitaro performed on stage?!
Yes, he did.
What?!
Did you...
lie to me?
Not even a year has passed and they're on stage?!
To be honest...
To be honest, I'll tell you everything.
It's like a burning evidence army.
What?!
Their passion for the stage is on fire?!
If you want to learn English quickly, you have to learn the Arabic she made.
But that's not impossible!
What?!
Suspicions that they were playing around in London!
And more!
An entertainer is entering during a big break!
They're rushing in!
It's him, isn't it?
Who do you think it is?
Then let's do it.
Stop it!
So you came back to do this!
I prepared some drinks for you.
Here you are.
Stop it, Wentz.
Whiskey?!
I bought it for you as a souvenir.
Can you open it for me?
I don't know!
What is it?!
I don't know what a souvenir is!
You want to drink it, don't you?
Why are you giving me a souvenir?!
What is it?!
Let's do it.
Here you are, Matsu.
Can I drink it straight at first?
Are you serious?!
No, no, no.
The taste is...
Don't say it like that!
But it smells really good.
It's really popular in Scotland and London now.
I can't buy it.
Seriously?!
It took me three months to buy sixteen of them.
One of them is mine.
You bought quite a lot.
Leave me alone!
Thank you.
But it took me three months to buy sixteen of them.
It smells really good.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Cheers!
Thank you.
This is...
Is it good?
It's good.
It's not bad at all.
It's good.
It's 10 years old.
Okay!
Cheers!
No, no, no.
Thank you!
Don't hide it.
Wait, wait, wait.
He's a guy.
This guy is annoying.
He's annoying. I went to England.
I contacted you. I told you I was in England.
You ignored me, didn't you?
No, I'm really sorry about that.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
It looks delicious.
The delicious taste of alcohol also spreads.
What is going on?
Last summer, I went to England.
As you know, I'm in England now.
I asked you to contact me.
In the end, you didn't contact me even once.
What did you say?
I said April 5th.
What did you say?
What we know is that
when you came back from England,
you contacted me after you came back, right?
That's right.
Matsumoto-san says that
even though he was ignored by England,
he didn't get any late reports.
That's the second wide showdown.
How did you contact me?
I got an email about 10 minutes ago.
When I got an email suddenly,
it said "Wench" and said "I'm back in Japan."
I came back a long time ago.
Matsumoto-san's report came more than a moment after he came back.
What does Wench-san have to say about this?
I also saw that message and came back.
Even though you should be back, you didn't contact me.
That's right.
When I heard that, I was surprised.
Why?
Wench-san really likes me.
She really likes me.
I'm her girlfriend, right?
She contacted that person, but she didn't contact me.
On TV, she said she really likes me.
Are you in a play?
(A play is a play.)
That's a good one.
This restaurant is Saitamaya 2-go-ten.
It serves the most popular oden in Omoide Yokocho.
Many people visit this restaurant for its taste.
It's an at-home restaurant.
After dinner, we'll have oden and Japanese onion tofu and squid.
Thank you for the meal.
I'm not back.
That's Wench-kun.
Five years ago, you appeared in a variety show and sang in various genres.
But you didn't succeed in any of them.
So we asked you about what you wanted to become.
You finally found what you wanted to become and went to London.
From now on, we'll dig deeper into the history of London study abroad.
In fact, when you appeared before, there were pros and cons of studying abroad.
First of all, we'd like you to tell us about some of them.
Even when I was in a variety show, it just didn't work out.
Tell us what you're worried about.
To be honest, I've done a lot of different genres.
I've done variety shows, I've done songs, I've done plays, and I've done plays.
I think it's because I can't jump out of anything.
Now that I'm 30 years old, I really want something to stand out.
Even in his second appearance...
I've done a lot of different genres of work.
I want to do this, but I don't have enough talent, and it just doesn't work out.
- It still doesn't work out? - Yes, it still doesn't work out.
- Why are you insisting on that? - That's right.
- You're not worthy of that. - We're waiting for your answer.
- We're waiting for your answer.
- Why do you have to choose? - Because I'm nervous.
Let's say you're working on a play, and you're in 7th place.
Oh, I can't accept that.
If you're not in 3rd place, I'll do it.
If you're in 3rd place, you can still do it.
- Why are you trying to divide it by genres? - Yes, yes, yes.
Shut up, Sakagami.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Even though he was in 7th place...
He had been worried about it for a long time, and finally decided to study abroad in London.
That's right. It was a big decision for me.
I was going to take a year and a half off.
I went there because I wanted to do musicals, plays, and sing.
But I thought I wouldn't be able to go back for a few years.
The biggest reason is your visa, right?
When I came back, I didn't have anything, and I was able to work.
- You're underestimating me. - No, I'm not underestimating you.
I'm not trying to be friendly with you, but...
I was wondering if I could study musicals for a year and a half...
When I came back, I was wondering if I could start with a play.
Suddenly, a regular variety show...
The first thing you said was...
The mystery of returning to Japanese variety shows right away!
In fact, on the day he returned...
He appeared in a variety show straight from the airport!
In addition, in April...
He returned to "Kayo Surprise," which was a regular show before studying abroad!
Why did he suddenly return to variety shows?
We'll ask Uenchi!
When I came back, I was wondering if I would do a musical right away.
- But I was able to return to my own show. - That's not good.
- Huh? What do you mean? - Huh? What?
- What is that? - It's really like a consultation for me.
- I'm not a variety show anymore, but I'm really studying acting. - I see, I see.
- After all, it's like my bloodline or what I was born with. - Yes, yes.
- Musical. - Yes.
- If you do it, but like you said, it's like New York or something like that, it's not Broadway or anything like that.
- No, after all, in the real UK. - I see.
- I've heard that I'm pretty new to it. - Yes, yes.
- When I came back, I was wondering if I would do a musical right away.
You surprised me!
You even invited me to Saita.
You invited me to Saita Nanon.
Seriously, what's up with you?
Did you pass the audition?
I passed the audition.
How many did you get?
Let me see... about four.
Four?!
I don't know what's going on.
I'll give you a year and a half.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's hear your questions.
Did you study seriously for a year and a half?
Let's solve the mystery of your London life.
First of all, a year and a half ago,
your best friend Chinatsutan, who just came back from studying abroad, told you...
Chinatsutan told me...
Seriously, what's up with him?
Now, let's hear your questions.
First of all, a year and a half ago,
your best friend Chinatsutan, who just came back from studying abroad, told you...
London is so expensive.
But it's so cheap.
Even tourists know about it.
So I've told you about it many times.
Also, I talked about it on the phone.
Look at the world.
It's narrow.
What you're looking at is small.
You sound like a successful person studying abroad.
That's right.
That's what you say.
It was so fun in October.
The weather was great.
There were autumn leaves, too.
Everything looked fresh.
Then you texted me.
What are you holding in your hand?
You're so small.
Look at me.
He hasn't replied to me for about a month.
Did you go to workshops or voice training classes?
Speaking of Wes, even though his father is American, his English is famous for not being able to speak it at all.
Has his English improved and returned to normal?
At first, I had a visa to go to an English conversation school.
I attended English conversation school for a year.
My monthly salary was 9 to 5 dollars.
After 5 o'clock, I would go to workshops or catch a voice trainer.
What about your English?
My English was completely zero.
When I went, my English was the lowest level in an English conversation school.
In a year and a half, how much did you improve?
When I auditioned for the English conversation school, I was told that my English was good enough for an English conversation school.
Wow!
Really?
That's amazing.
Are you from Tohoku?
Really?
That's amazing.
At first, it was really tough.
But in a year...
I heard that I got tired quickly.
In November, I was able to speak English for 10 years.
That's fast!
I decided not to speak Japanese at all.
And I decided not to speak English with Japanese people, either.
Even if I spoke English with Japanese people, I could hear Japanese English.
If I avoided that, I couldn't talk to people at all.
But if you walk in Japan, you can't talk to Japanese tourists?
You won't notice it at all.
If you walk with foreigners, you won't notice it at all.
Really?
If you walk with Japanese people, you'll notice it right away.
I see!
So, I was able to speak English for 10 years.
But I decided not to speak it at all.
But when you said "10 years", I couldn't speak it at all.
I see.
If you want to learn English quickly, you have to make a girlfriend first, don't you?
Yes, you're right.
Why do you say that?
In Japan, there were almost no love scandals.
Even though he is handsome, he is not popular.
Unexpectedly, love situations in London are fierce.
Are you popular?
Well, I have a lot of such dates.
What? Are you serious?
But of course, I had decided to go back to Japan for a year and a half.
Then it's difficult for me to go out with someone.
Even if you like someone, it's difficult for you, too.
But I wanted to go out with someone like a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
You wanted to go out with someone like that.
I wanted to go out with someone like that.
You're hot-tempered.
Was there such a thing?
But of course, there is.
As a fan...
What do you mean "as a fan"?
As a fan...
Who is it?
Jane?
A foreigner?
Of course, of course.
But is she popular?
I don't know if she is popular with British people or not.
Anyway, over there, half of Asians and Europeans are the rarest.
I'm Japanese and American, but I'm German.
Oh, I see.
After all, Japanese etiquette and such are highly respected.
She has it.
She doesn't have etiquette.
She has it.
She doesn't have it.
She can say hello like that.
She looks like a European.
And she has a European body.
What do you mean "body"?
I'm talking about Yuna Minama's body.
Really?
Japanese people say "katai" (hard)
and foreigners say "nagai" (long)
but I'm Japanese and a foreigner.
Don't say that.
You're hot-tempered.
Hot-tempered doesn't mean one against one is two.
One against one is free.
Yes, I'll do it.
But it's the result of studying, isn't it?
It's next year, November 2019.
What's this?
Stage.
Misao and Eitaro were casted.
Did Eitaro stand up?
He did stand up.
He wasn't just playing with girls.
One year after studying abroad, he stood up on stage.
What kind of stage is it? I'm curious about the reputation.
I could speak English over there and did voice training.
But I passed the audition.
Of course, you can't pass it.
Basically, only people with visas can pass the audition.
The person who passed doesn't get a visa.
I wanted to stand on my own two feet.
I was introduced by my acting coach.
I gathered British writers and directors.
I paid them and asked them to write original books for me.
But I don't have a visa and I can't speak English.
So I can't use my existing books.
If you use your existing books, you have to sell your tickets.
But I don't have a visa and I can't sell my tickets.
You can't pay the rent.
So I hired a director for a month.
I held down the rehearsal place.
I asked a Japanese actor who has been studying abroad for several years to work with me.
I asked him to make a stage for me.
In November, I did two plays in English and two plays in Japanese.
Due to visa relations, he couldn't perform because of his income.
So he gathered writers and directors and performed in two plays, which are original works.
How was it?
On the first day, there were a lot of British people.
Well, they laughed at me.
What? Really?
They made me a book with Japanese characters.
I'm half Japanese, so I look like a Japanese person, but I look like a British person.
They used it as a trick.
They laughed at me and did it for me.
I'm confident that it makes sense with this pronunciation.
Did you lie?
We didn't see it.
I don't trust anyone.
Huh? There are only enemies like this?
No friends!
Can you tell me how much you can talk now?
Can you talk easily?
I can't talk at all.
You can't talk easily?
I'll do my best.
So you can talk with your hands.
Please talk yourself.
Oh, myself?
Yes.
Oh, I can't.
Please talk yourself.
Why? Why?
Why?
Please talk yourself.
Oh, please talk myself?
Yeah.
No, please talk yourself.
What is that?
What are you doing?
What is that?
I'll really talk to you.
No, no, no.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
However, he succeeded in performing in English and became confident.
Will he continue to perform in London?
After the performance, he immediately started preparing for his return to Japan.
Finally, the truth of the variety replay problem!
First of all, with Mr. Wakatsuki's drooling, we found out something that makes you doubt your ears!
The drooling from Chinatown!
As soon as the return was decided, Mr. Wakatsuki asked a lot of questions like "What is it like to be on the set of that new show?", "What do you think of that show?" and so on.
He started preparing.
Just like before studying abroad, he went to aim for a chair in a variety show.
I see.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
I heard that Uentz's personality was musical or on a board.
That's why Uentz went to England and cheered for him.
Yes.
What does this mean?
In a variety show...
Isn't it too early?
He entered school in October and studied abroad for a year and a half in December.
That's right.
This is a bit of a burning evidence.
It's too early!
What?
It's too early!
No, no, no! It was really tough!
Two people acting for an hour and a half a year!
I've never done two people acting in Japanese, but I did it all of a sudden in English!
And I can't do the stage anymore!
Well, honestly, it costs a lot of money and I don't have any money, so even if the tickets sell, I still don't have a visa even if I take an audition!
It's a situation where only "goodbye" can be said.
And at this time, I was looking for my own agency!
I went looking for an agency and decided to do it for a year and a half!
As an agent?
As an agent!
It was decided, and I started talking to Japanese agencies about whether I would really come back in the summer and whether I wanted to do that job, so I decided to switch and study properly, and from here on...
I'm going to eat half of it.
It's good. It's good.
If you say it's good, then...
Wait, so you've been in Japan for a long time?
I've been in Japan for a long time.
You've been in Japan for a long time!
What did you do?! What did you do?!
I...
What about the agent contract?
Oh, but I know about it!
What if they offer you something?!
I know about the audition!
Even now?!
Okay, I'll say it!
If you don't have a visa, you can't go to the audition...
In the end, the first information that came to me at the time was about a guide video of an airline company, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I got that job at first.
Seatbelt...
That's good, that's good!
Well, I didn't have a visa yet, so I couldn't take it, but I think that's where it started.
You can get a visa, right?
Working visa... I really can't get it. I really can't get it.
A working visa...
For example, there is only one visa audition per year.
Even over there.
I will definitely go and take it.
And if it's decided, I may go over there for a few months or a year or so.
But at that time, you can still go and take a vacation...
That's right.
You can still go back and take a vacation...
First of all, once you get off...
That's right.
No, but that's...
It's like that, right?
No, but that's a little different...
It's different.
I think it's a little different.
What should I do?
No, no, look at the world for a moment.
So, when an American Hollywood star goes to London and performs, does he quit all of his Hollywood work?
He doesn't, does he?
Right?
So, Hugh Jackman...
Hugh Jackman is from Australia.
So, does Hugh Jackman quit all of his Australian work when he performs in England?
What kind of surprise is he doing?
Well, in short, he's going to continue to make tea in Japan.
In the meantime, even though it's the most performed show on this show, there are things that don't make Wents happy.
As I said earlier, Wents is the most performed guest on "Downtowner".
Is it a single show?
No, actually, it's not a single show.
That's right, it's like...
With who?
Well, first of all, it's Mr. Uenishi.
It's not Mr. Uenishi.
Wait a minute, what kind of position did I have at the time?
That's true.
And second place?
Am I in first place?
Are you kidding me?
I said we should hug.
I see.
Moreover, he appeared in the middle of the show when he was playing as Teppei Moike.
In the end...
It's the worst.
You made a mistake in choosing the show.
It's the worst.
Teppei, let's go home.
Let's go home.
No, no, it's fine.
Is it really a good thing for me to appear in this show?
It's the worst.
He appeared in most of the shows,
but he never appeared as a solo guest.
Even so,
at the time,
he was active in various shows
because of his ability
to make the place exciting.
So, we have a question for you.
For a year and a half,
you were in a state of wandering around Japan.
When you came back,
did anything change in the entertainment world?
It's been a year.
I'd like to ask you the opposite.
To be honest,
I'll tell you everything.
I thought nothing had changed.
For better or for worse.
I could make a decision.
I thought only people had changed.
Not only the package,
not only the shape,
but only the people inside had changed.
It's a bad way of saying it,
but I think viewers enjoy it the most
when people change.
So, when I thought it was okay,
I felt relieved.
I said what I wanted to say.
I didn't do it to be on TV.
I did it for myself.
When it's not fun anymore,
people change.
I think viewers like it the most.
That's what I thought.
Then,
variety shows are easy.
I'll go back to variety shows.
I'll work.
I'll make money.
When will you turn on the switch?
When will you all turn on the switch?
The Japanese entertainment industry is easygoing.
Yes, it's easygoing.
Easygoing?
No, no, no.
You're doing it in an easygoing way.
Oh, my God.
What's up? What's up, Japan?
Hey, what's up, Japan?
I only have the image of lecturing you.
No, really.
When I come here, I just can't stop shaking.
By the way, you have a strong heart, don't you?
You're lecturing me a lot all year long.
No, no.
It's no joke.
There are dozens of lectures that only viewers can see.
And there are lectures that you can't see.
You and Hiromi are lecturing me a lot, aren't you?
There are about the same number of lectures that only Hiromi can see and can't see.
You're being lectured a lot by your friends, too.
That's right.
What?
That's right.
Speaking of Mr. Uempu, he is the most angry character in the entertainment world.
But the reason for that is a big problem for Mr. Uempu himself.
I heard that you lectured me a lot recently.
Yes, I did.
So, I was really cut off there.
What are you talking about?
No, I don't remember it at all.
That's what you're like.
You really don't remember it like that.
No, no, I don't remember it at all.
You're angry and you'll be cut off.
No, no.
But when you say it, I think it's instinct, but I get sleepy.
It's instinct.
If you get too much of that, it's too dangerous as a defensive instinct.
If you hear it, you'll collapse or say, "sleep," and it'll come out like crazy.
I'm so angry! I'm so angry!
That's why you can probably meet me in the flat.
"Good morning!" I don't even remember being scolded, so it's impossible.
It's impossible.
No, it's impossible.
But I'll still get your guidance.
But you're not listening, are you?
I'm listening! I'm listening!
That's when you say, "Yes, yes," and it'll probably come out, right?
Who is "come out"?
You say, "Yes, thank you" and say, "Excuse me," and when you come back, it'll just...
Fall.
I did it once with Hamada.
What's that?
I did it with military-stateism.
I did it with Tetsuken Seisai.
But Hamada-san doesn't do it at all.
So, I've been taking care of "teppei" and stuff, but...
I haven't said "teppei" much.
There's no place for it.
You say it right away.
It's like, "Senpai, it's because of you."
Even juniors have the right to choose their seniors.
The strength of his heart hasn't changed.
His enthusiasm for "baraitu" is also sufficient.
In the meantime, it seems like there's only one thing he's concerned about this time.
I heard you were surprised when you came back to Japan and watched TV.
There are so many people I don't know.
For example?
Is there such a thing in a year and a half?
People who are called "the seventh generation."
People who make jokes are probably the most common.
Shimofuri Myojo.
I know his name, but I didn't know he was from the seventh generation.
What surprised me the most was when I saw a commercial.
I think it was a commercial for something like "indeed."
I thought it was an ordinary old man.
Who is it?
What kind of person is it?
I found out later, but I think it's Milk Boy.
His way of saying it is really funny.
He's an ordinary old man.
I think so, too.
I was surprised when I saw it from the British region.
He's like an Englishman.
Who would use "indeed" like that?
Anyway, it's Milk Boy!
Wow!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
I didn't know that!
Who is your star?
Stop it!
I've seen you in "indeed" before.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Milk Boy.
Did you watch "m-one"?
Did you watch it?
No, we didn't.
Oh, you didn't.
That's right.
We brought some manzai for you today.
Are you ready?
I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Milk Boy is a young man who came back from Japan and was surprised by the commercial.
They came up with new jokes for us.
Hello, I'm Milk Boy. Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
I just got a big plate of chicken.
Thank you very much.
You can give me as much as you like.
Thank you very much.
By the way, I heard you forgot the name of your favorite talent.
I asked you a lot of questions, but you didn't know.
What kind of features did you talk about?
A half-talent who came back from London recently.
Isn't it Uentz?
That feature is completely Uentz.
I knew it right away.
What didn't you know?
I thought it was Uentz, too.
To tell you the truth, he went to study abroad and came back after going back and forth.
Maybe it's different from Uentz.
Uentz came back the same size as before he went there.
Nothing has changed since a year and a half ago.
His hairstyle has changed a little.
Uentz is different.
Hey, can you tell me more about it?
He is a man, but he is not popular at all.
He is not Uentz.
Uentz is like a reunion among men.
Uentz is definitely like that.
What don't you know about it?
I think it's Uentz.
That's right!
Some people say that he went to study abroad and came back after going back and forth.
Maybe it's different from Uentz.
Uentz went and came back after going back and forth.
Maybe some people forgot that he went to study abroad.
Maybe it's different from Uentz.
Hey, can you tell me more about it?
Everyone is preaching him.
Maybe it's Uentz.
Everyone is preaching him.
Uentz and Moe, thank you very much!
Thank you!
We are very busy now.
Due to COVID-19, our concert has been canceled.
Is that so?
What do you think about it?
They suddenly sat down.
But if it wasn't for that situation, we wouldn't have come here.
That's right!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
You ended up being our sub guest, didn't you?
Enjoy the talk with M-1 champion while watching Uenchi get confused and confused with Milk Boy all of a sudden.
Thank you for your hard work.
No, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
No, it's our first meeting.
You have a high ability.
You're amazing.
No, but I felt your ability. Of course, I felt your ability.
I felt it.
But you know, like I said earlier, there are seniors and juniors. I'm probably a senior.
No, we're the same age.
We're the same age.
Okay.
Okay, cheers.
No, you can't do that.
But you're really happy now, aren't you?
No, I'm really grateful. Yes, that's right.
Has your salary increased already?
Well, I got paid for it.
Oh, I see.
That's right, it's increased.
Because you're married, right?
Oh, yes, I know about it.
My partner told me, "Let's get married if you get over 300,000 yen in three months with only Yoshimoto's salary."
January wasn't included yet, so it didn't go over 300,000 yen.
February went over 300,000 yen.
Yes.
March also went over 300,000 yen.
Yes.
Next one is "reach."
Oh!
Yes, that's right.
If it's April...
It's about time.
Yes, it's about time.
Wow.
Yes.
You're amazing.
I'm talking about my salary now.
You're 15 years old.
Are you married?
What will you do with the money?
I'm already married, so I'll live with my wife as it is.
You're getting married.
You're not trying to buy expensive things, are you?
I'm married.
It's hard to do, isn't it?
It's really noisy.
What do you two think of Milk Boy?
Mr. Tamao.
Mr. Tamao and I haven't seen "M" yet.
Is there such an entertainer?
But I've seen a lot of shows and I've done a lot of stuff with them.
You've done everything.
You came to my show and did it in a normal way, didn't you?
You did it in a shocking way.
You're funny.
That's right.
Your system is amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
No, it's my system.
It's not my system.
No, it's my system.
It's yours.
Isn't it hard for you to be asked that many times?
Which one of you is making the show?
We're making it together.
You're making it together.
What are you talking about?
Go home.
You're funny.
Go home.
You're a new boy.
No, no, no.
But you're making a show based on a story, aren't you?
Is there a story that's easy to make or a story that's hard to make?
Well, we've done a lot of comedy shows like "Cornflake" and "Monaca".
They're minor shows, so it's easy to make them.
But "Takeshi" is a great show, so it's hard to make it.
If you say it in a low voice, it's easier to make what you're watching.
So it was easy for me to make it today.
It's easy for you to say it in a low voice.
I thought you wouldn't say it in a low voice.
I was able to do it for a long time.
After this, Mr. Wentz, who should have become bigger and bigger in London, will regain his honor.
As a program emcee, Mr. Wentz will be in charge of the show.
Then I will be in charge of the show.
That's right.
Now, let's get started.
What did you do?
Well, you know,
"Men's" does its best in variety shows, right?
Yes.
In this show, too,
I heard you say "Isn't there a male drink buddy?"
I've been thinking about it.
I see.
Like "Aika-chan", "Aika-san".
Oh, I see.
But you know, we're always girls.
I think it'd be nice to have a man.
Well, not a man, but...
I think it'd be nice to have a "half".
It's been decided, I think.
You can speak a little English.
And you can also speak Irish.
Why can't you make people laugh and assist them?
What do you think I've learned?
What did you learn?
What did you learn, I wonder?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm a little tired today, so I'll leave the rest to you.
Oh, is that okay?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, thank you.
You're the MC.
It doesn't matter if Milk Boy-san is the guest or Downtown-san is the guest.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Let's have Mr. No-Engine-san, who has become bigger and bigger in London, show us his MC skills.
I see.
I'm 52 years old.
Wow, amazing.
Then, I'll eat a squid.
That's right.
Now, let's begin.
What was that just now?
That way of starting...
My stomach hurts.
As a Kansai person...
Excuse me, I'll eat a squid.
I'll eat a squid, too.
Everyone is eating squid.
It's not "mogumogu" time.
We're not doing "mogumogu" time right now.
It's old, it's old.
"mogumogu" time is old.
It's new.
But how is it, Milk Boy?
Has your life changed?
In that sense.
Yes, it's completely changed.
Because I worked until the end of December before M-1.
You worked.
What kind of work did you do?
I worked in front of a Chinese restaurant.
I did it on a bicycle.
So you used up a lot of energy.
Yes, it was tough when it was cold.
But you must exercise a lot.
You must exercise a lot.
Exercise...
You must exercise a lot.
It's very interesting.
Which one was slippery just now?
It could have been me.
It's very interesting.
It's innovative.
I'm confident about it.
It's like I'm being hit.
It's innovative.
Is it over?
It's over.
Can you shake my hand?
I'm happy.
No, it's not like that.
The clock is back.
Oh, it's true.
Oh, that's right.
How about this?
It's 2,000 yen at Don Quijote.
Matsumoto-san fixed it for me at a wide show.
Milk Boy Utsumi-san's gold watch.
When he was on a wide show last year...
Put it on me!
No, no!
Hurry up and put it on me!
No, no!
What is it at this hour?
It looks like you want it, so I'll open it for you.
Is it okay?
Matsumoto-san received a gold watch from Utsumi- san.
But now, for some reason, it's back with Utsumi- san.
Actually, there's a behind-the-scenes story about Matsumoto-san.
The one who gave me this...
It's back!
And because of that, Uentsu went crazy!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Stop it!
You'd better stop it.
Matsumoto-san is back to kill Uentsu!
The gold watch that Matsumoto-san was supposed to give Matsumoto-san was returned to milk boy Utsumi-san for some reason. What is the truth?
This is a 2000 yen watch at Don Quijote.
Matsumoto-san wanted it for a white show and said "I'll give it to you!"
But I took it back as it was.
Then the manager told me that he liked it and took it back.
Matsumoto-san is kind even on the internet.
Matsumoto-san returned it many times.
It was cool.
I was looking forward to it.
The next time I met him at Deluxus, he said "Do you have it?"
I said "I have it at home. I'll bring it next time."
Or "Would you like me to buy you something more expensive?"
I was looking forward to it.
Then one day, Matsumoto-san told me that a watch had arrived at Yoshimoto in Osaka.
I thought "Wow, it's here!" and said it.
But the watch I gave him went into the zip lock and came back as it was.
It didn't change at all.
It just came back as it was.
I was surprised.
It was more of a shock than a gene shock.
Should I give you another one?
Yes.
Do you have another watch?
I'll give you a Hammershire watch.
I'll give you a Hammershire watch and see what happens.
Can you put it on for me?
No, no.
It suits you!
I'll put it on and go home.
I'll go downtown and see what happens.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's here.
It's cute.
It's nice.
That's enough, Wentz!
I'm sorry!
My clothes...
I was in a good mood.
Who will go last?
Who... who will go last?
That's low.
That's why you're here.
I'll go last, you know?
Who do you think I am?
I'm a guest.
Stop it!
I'm a guest.
Stop it!
I'm a guest.
I'm here.
What's wrong?
You're kidding me.
This is bad.
You're kidding me.
I'm serious.
Then let's do it.
I can't back down no matter what.
You're different from your seniors.
That's right.
Stop it!
Half!
Half! Half! Half!
What's this?
It's not you at all!
I didn't come back for this!