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You're so scary!
Lovely Sen's singer, Hitomi, was a super scary person?
Is your manager here today?
Yes, he is.
Oh, it's a woman.
Isn't it tough?
I'm teaching him.
That way of talking!
Why don't you talk?
You don't talk at all!
You don't need shoes!
Following Fujita and Mishoppa,
Reiwa's charismatic gal,
Downtown is in a frenzy!
I'm doing a pose called "happy face".
Can you do it?
It's a little different.
Oh, it's just a kiss.
Oh, it's okay.
She's so stubborn.
This broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
Does it make you nervous?
I don't know at all.
Tonight's "Downtown Now"
is brought to you by Reisei's national singer and Reiwa's gal charisma!
Lovely Sen and his national hit song,
and Hitomi, Haran's stubborn singer,
have experienced a second divorce.
Was she a scary wife who was too strict?
Look, it's a woman.
Isn't it tough?
Why don't you talk?
Isn't it tough?
Doesn't it make you nervous?
And also for Malaysia!
Why don't you talk?
Why don't you talk on the phone?
This is so scary!
After Fujita Nicole and Michopa, Reiwa's gal charisma was so stupid!
Bear!
Bear?
I felt like it was a bear.
I've only ever written "bear" in katakana.
No, your bokeh is...
It hurts!
Your bokeh is tough!
No, no, no!
That bokeh is rough!
But today, it's a little different than usual!
Honne de hashigo hanba!
That's great!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you doing?
No, you're not supposed to say that.
No, no.
Honne de hashigo hanba!
No, I'm embarrassed, too!
It's a new project, right?
It's a new project!
Yes!
We don't have enough people today, do we?
Yes.
So we're going to do this as adults.
Yes.
But today, it's a little different than usual!
It's different!
We're going to...
What?
What's the title going to be?
What?
What's the title going to be?
Honne de hashigo hanba!
Instead of Mr. Sakagami, who is on vacation due to adult circumstances, we have a powerful assistant!
I'm calling you "hamburger navigator"!
This is the person! Please come in!
Hamba!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Speaking of Mr. Naoto, he is not only an exile performer, but also a variety MC, and is known for his multi-tasks.
In fact, Mr. Naoto likes to eat and walk, and is said to be as old as Terakado Jimon!
He is also quite familiar with hamburgers, so we will ask Mr. Hamada, who loves hamburgers, to introduce them!
No, it's not my favorite!
That's a lie!
I'm really excited!
Speaking of Mr. Hamada, when a hamburger comes out of a ladder game...
Isn't this one?
One person!
I'm getting excited!
I'm trying to hold it down because it's a house of ghosts, but it's already spilled!
When a hamburger comes out of a ladder game, I always eat it!
The hamburger that makes Mr. Hamada growl will come out tonight!
So, tonight's narration is...
It's me! It's me!
It's a hamburger!
Hamburger!
In the first shop of Hashigo Hamburger,
three people get married three times and have three children.
Mr. Hitomi, an artist who lives a happy life,
is waiting for you.
It's Gotanda, right?
Yes, it is.
Is it in Gotanda?
Yes, it is. I used to live nearby.
Oh, is that so?
I come here once or twice a week.
To be honest,
this is Gotanda, but...
If you say "hamburger" and "wife",
which one do you prefer?
That's not true!
Oh, we've arrived!
Meet Yazawa!
If you like hamburgers,
you'll know about the first shop.
It's a super famous shop,
Meet Yazawa!
They serve the highest quality rolled wagyu hamburger
and steak!
They also have a company
that sells meat.
The meat is delivered directly to this shop.
Yes, it is.
It's a special treat for you.
Shut up!
It's because you like hamburgers.
Mr. Hamada!
No, no, no!
I'll say it again,
but don't go that far!
That's enough.
Shall we go?
Thank you for having us.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Today's guest is Hitomi!
Nice to meet you!
This year marks her 25th anniversary of her debut.
Ms. Hitomi is now 44 years old.
She wrote and composed this song when she was 24 years old.
She made her debut in Love 2000.
Since she was young,
she has been a top artist.
In her personal life,
she has experienced many things.
In 2014, she got married for the third time and is raising three children now.
She has four children in her belly.
Tonight, she is going to talk about her busy life and her down-town life.
Could you tell me how to order?
I would like four sauces and fried butter with this fresh hamburger.
Thank you.
She doesn't call you "kampe" at the end of the month.
She doesn't call me "kampe" at all.
I'm sorry, but I always say "kampai", but I don't know what it means.
I would like four glasses of water, please.
Is water okay?
Because the taste of the hamburger will be lost.
Do you focus on meat?
I think red wine and hamburgers go well with meat.
Yes, but I want you to focus on meat today.
Do you want water?
I'm pregnant now.
Is that so?
How many children do you have?
This is my fourth child.
You have two wives.
I would like water.
Thank you.
Do you always drink water when you eat hamburgers?
Yes, I do.
I think the viewers have noticed it, but I've been swimming all the time.
Are you kidding me?
I love hamburgers very much.
You love hamburgers very much.
Naoto is serious about being a hamburger navigator.
Thank you for watching.
First of all, let's ask Hitomi, who has overcome divorce twice, to teach her how not to fail in marriage.
Oh, I'll also tell my acquaintance Itoda-kun.
That's why I'm today's guest.
Hitomi-san.
Yes.
It's amazing, isn't it? You got married once at 26.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
You got divorced.
Five years later.
That's right.
And you got remarried again.
Yes, yes, yes.
And you were just born and you got divorced again.
Were there so many things?
There were so many things.
There was "Love Sanzen".
You've been divorced twice. Is there anything you've learned?
People don't change.
What do you mean?
When people are happy, they only see good things.
I think bad things will change.
I see.
It will never change.
What do you mean?
You should see good and bad things before you get married.
Even if you get married, your partner's bad points will never change.
She realized it and got married six years ago.
Who is she?
Can you take it out?
Yes, I can.
Your husband is taking care of you.
He's taking good care of me.
He looks like a good person.
He looks kind.
He looks diligent.
What does your husband do for a living?
He runs a small business.
A small business?
What made you meet him?
I met him because I wanted to find a good partner for someone in a big TV station.
I said I wanted to meet him and he said he would introduce me to someone.
When you don't eat hamburgers, you don't talk at all.
I don't care about hamburgers.
I don't care about anything else.
Once again, Hitomi realized the man's true nature.
When we interview her, we find out that there are various iron rules.
First of all, Mr. Hitomi's rules.
It seems that you are decided to be late by one o'clock.
My wife promised me that I would be late by one o'clock in the middle of the night.
Is it wrong for a woman to be late at night for purpose?
Can you forgive me for being late for work?
Isn't it okay for you to be late for work in the morning?
Isn't it okay for you to be late for work at 3 o'clock in the morning?
If it's 3 o'clock in the morning, I feel a little disgusting.
So it's 12 o'clock in the morning.
That's right.
It's about time for the switch to turn on.
You drink until morning, don't you?
Recently it has decreased, but basically I don't drink until late.
So you should drink early.
You should start drinking at 7 o'clock or 6 o'clock in the morning.
But you have more and more work time.
Unlike working in the entertainment industry, I think I can go to work early.
What happens if you break this door?
They buy me a bag.
What about that?
If you buy me a bag, can I go out at any time?
Don't you think about it like that?
Hamburger!
I like hamburgers.
You're taking medicine, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
Hamburgers that Mr. Hamada wants you to eat even if you cut off a lot of them are ready!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
It's puffy!
This is a fresh hamburger.
There is no fresh hamburger on the menu.
Fresh hamburgers are made by taking out the things that are on the front of the eyes or on the side of the ear.
I think this fresh hamburger is easy to understand the original taste of meat.
This is Mr. Naoto's recommendation!
Meat Yazao's Kuroge Wagyu 100% Fresh Hamburger!
Sirloin, Chateaubriand, thigh, etc. of the highest- ranked cut-off meat and red meat with umami are balanced and minced.
After baking with an iron plate, finish with an oven and bake exquisitely.
Pay attention to the meat that overflows when you cut it!
It's a waste of time to talk right now, but the middle part is rare and you don't put anything on it.
Meat juice comes out a lot here, so I'd like you to eat the meat juice as much as you can.
Wow, amazing!
It's a little rare in the middle here.
So you don't put anything on it?
Yes, please eat it.
Now, Mr. Hamada, how does it taste?
It's delicious!
The meat is well seasoned.
It's delicious!
When you eat it from the outside, the fire comes in a different way, so it tastes a little different.
Order four kinds of sauce from baby glass to Japanese style and enjoy it as you like!
What does the hamburger navigator Naoto recommend?
I'd like to recommend this roasted butter.
It's a butter that comes with steak a lot.
By putting this on it, it's a hamburger, but it smells like steak.
I see.
It's a new texture.
How is it a "texture"?
It's a new world.
It's not a "texture".
I see.
This is the best I've ever had.
It's delicious!
You can eat it at home, too.
This is our first order.
If you like, you can eat it at home, too.
Exile, are you cheating?
I'm not cheating.
How many grams is this?
This is 150g.
Is it 150g?
200g.
200g is not enough.
I've never done this before, so I'm a little nervous.
I'm so happy to be with you.
I'm embarrassed.
This is no good.
Who brought me here?
To reduce the possibility of cheating, it is prohibited to exchange business cards.
A few days before my husband's wedding announcement, I happened to meet a woman in the same industry at the store where I went with my work for a long time.
I exchanged business cards and brought them back, but I was cheated on and the wedding announcement was postponed.
Why do you think you need business cards? It's like exchanging LINE.
I'm a little scared.
But LINE and business cards are a little different.
It's like work.
If you exchange business cards in a business scene, you know what I mean, right?
I was drinking.
Join us.
I'm a little scared.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's why my husband's cell phone is often checked.
Do you check your husband's cell phone?
I don't check it now, but before we got married...
I'm a little worried about it.
That's not good!
I'm worried about it.
Can you do it for me?
What are you worried about?
It's like business.
Even now, sometimes in the middle of the night, I get a call.
Hey, it's a call from a woman.
Even then, I show it to him.
Hey, it's a call from a woman.
But isn't it weird to get a call at 3 or 4 in the middle of the night?
I don't think you should push it.
But I believe you.
Hey, it's a call from a woman.
Even if you say something like that...
She's quite a womanizer.
Next is about the expiration date of food.
She often gets into fights with her husband about it.
Even if the expiration date is over, I think there are still things you can eat.
Like meat.
If meat smells and smells bad...
It makes me feel uneasy.
That's true. It makes you feel uneasy.
That's right. They give me a lot of food, right?
For consumption.
Yes, yes, yes.
From the refrigerator.
I got it! I'll do it later!
It makes me feel uneasy.
Can I eat it with grated daikon radish?
It's refreshing.
Yes, it's refreshing!
But it's like this, right?
The girl is asking about what she likes about her mother.
What she likes about her mother is...
Even if she gets bad comments on the internet, her heart won't break.
When I heard about it until now, I was like, "Ah, I see!"
Well, Hitomi-san, you've gotten a little too aggressive.
That's right!
Hitomi's mother is extremely strict!
It seems like she has something she wants to ask you about raising a child!
Do you have any worries about raising a child?
I've started to worry about my own future and the future of my children.
But in that sense, you're Hamada-san's child, aren't you?
That's right! That's why I wanted to ask you!
Whatever you say, let's ask Hamada-san!
You're a musician, aren't you?
You're really cool!
That's right!
How did you end up like that?
I don't know! I just happened to be like that!
Hamada-san's son is a popular band, Okamoto's bassist!
How did you end up becoming a musician?
Who absorbed the sense of rhythm?
I think it was his wife's father.
He used to play in an old band.
I think that's why.
I don't think that's one of my reasons.
Hamada-san's father is a painter.
That's right!
He always had his heart thrown away.
That's true!
You're right!
But you just watched him without saying anything.
When I was playing "Hey, Hey",
I think it was in elementary school or middle school,
he asked me to buy him a guitar for my birthday.
I said "No, no, no" and bought him a guitar.
I liked it and I don't know when it became my bass.
I've been playing it since middle school, but he doesn't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about it?
You don't know the sound?
He doesn't know anything about it.
I was like "What's with him?"
What's he saying?
Do you talk about it in this world?
Not at all!
I've been playing it since high school, so I'm happy about it.
I thought I should ask him about it.
I'm a high school student and I have a long future ahead of me.
I asked him "Do you eat out in Hong Kong?"
He said "Most of the time."
I said "It's not that sweet." and started eating out again.
He said "Oh, I see."
You know a lot of things about yourself.
But you succeeded and it's sweet, right?
I'm doing it now.
Next up is Tetsu's statement about his job.
Huh? Are you interviewing your manager?
He's not just any celebrity!
This is information from his staff.
Is it true?
I've been interviewed before.
You should see it for yourself.
You're with him all the time, right?
What kind of people come?
Is the interviewer a good manager for you, Hitomi- san?
Interviews don't change people.
People don't change.
Is your manager here today?
Yes, he is.
Is your manager here today?
Yes, she is a woman.
Oh, you're a woman. Isn't it strict?
I'm doing my best.
That's how you say it!
I'm doing my best.
It's scary!
Why are you taking off your shoes?
It's too early for that!
He's such a strict person, so of course he's strict about time as well!
There's a statement from the staff of the agency.
Hitomi, who is extremely worried, is strict about time.
When we have a live performance scheduled, we have to make a detailed schedule just for Hitomi.
You draw a lot of things, don't you?
Yes, we do.
You do, right?
There are a lot of things.
There are.
There are a lot of things.
But there are a lot of items.
But if it's this detailed, wouldn't it be annoying if it's a little off?
There are a lot of items.
It's not off.
The final check is ten minutes.
What's that?
That's right.
We have our makeup fixed and we move.
We move from the stage to the dressing room.
That's why we have it fixed.
Time is amazing, Hitomi.
This is a bit of a pun.
It's a bit of a pun.
It's okay if you do it overseas, but it's a two- hour- flight from an in-country plane.
That's fast!
Two hours!
Can we not do this?
Please listen to me.
It takes about 30 minutes to get from the parking lot to where you park your car, right?
That's right.
We have our luggage with us.
On top of that, at the airport entrance...
On top of that...
We haven't said that yet.
We haven't said "On top of that..." yet.
Hey, talk to me!
You're wearing shoes!
It's better to talk about that later.
What's going on here?
Is it two hours before?
Yes, it's two and a half hours before.
They're eating something.
Do you usually go that early?
It's really close.
We arrived 30 minutes before.
You've got a message from your manager, too.
What's Naoto's manager's strange behavior?
I can't pay you with money.
It's funny.
Naoto introduced a hamburger to Amata.
He's very strange.
Naoto is now addicted to saving Ana's miles. Even if you move and spend time on purpose, you will get on Ana.
After work in Kansai, I go back to Tokyo via Ishigaki Island just to save miles.
There is a status, and when you get on Ana's plane, your status goes up. It's called bronze, platinum, diamond.
The card is, right?
Yes. And for that diamond, you have to keep getting flights. It's called diamond training.
Once you clear a diamond, you get a diamond for a year.
But you have to update it every year.
What's in a diamond?
There are a lot of things in a diamond. You can use a sweet lounge.
You can use a concierge service.
And you can wait for cancels.
So it's valid for a year?
Yes.
If you don't get on it at the end of the year...
You get impatient.
There's no need for it, but the most miles you can save in Japan is going back and forth between Tokyo and Ishigaki Island.
You go to Ishigaki Island and come back in 30 minutes.
Isn't it better to save miles than pay money?
Yes, you can change your status with money.
You can't change it with money.
No, it's weird.
You can't change it with money.
It's changed.
Don't say it again.
By the way, you don't have any miles in this show.
Half and half.
The second one is better with the current model.
Next is the second one.
You have no distance.
You have a lot of distance.
I have to take you here.
Really?
I still go to the next shop often.
I go there about three times a week.
Really?
Yes.
Who do you go with?
Sometimes I go with members.
Sometimes I go with Hiro.
It's very quiet.
The second shop is in a complete residential area.
YONEZAWA YASAN.
It's a yakiniku restaurant loved by locals who use Japanese beef.
It's a yakiniku restaurant, isn't it?
It's a hamburger restaurant run by a yakiniku restaurant.
The one who will eat a hamburger with us in that shop is...
The cutest high school girls with the most momentum now.
She is a popular model, NUKU-MI-MERU.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'd like to wash my hands.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
NUKU-MI...
See?
I feel a great distance.
Let me introduce you.
She is NUKU-MI-MERU.
She is the best.
She is indispensable for variety shows.
She is a pop teen model from FUJITA-NICOLE and MICHOPA.
Among them, she is the most popular one.
She is NUKU-MI-MERU.
She is an active high school model who receives a lot of support from young girls.
She is a fashion magazine for teens.
She is one of the most popular models among pop teens.
She will definitely be a popular model on TV.
However, it turned out that she was a total idiot in a security test.
What's more, she is good at playing with firecrackers.
You still look like a 25-year-old party girl.
Tonight, a new idiot talent will be born.
How old are you now?
I'm 17 years old now.
It's my birthday from March 6th.
I was 18 years old at that time.
Are you a high school student?
Yes, I'm LJK.
I'm scared.
What does "L" stand for?
I'm LASTJK.
I'm a senior in high school.
I'm LASTJK and I'm LJK.
You are a senior in high school.
I see.
You don't get drunk, do you?
No, I don't.
Let me order now.
I'd like a hamburger, please.
Excuse me.
I'd like a hamburger, please.
KP!
What?
KP!
Why do you look so scared?
Cheers!
KP is done with drinking water.
Hamada-san, hamburger is ready!
Wow!
What is this, Naoto-san?
This is a hamburger made of beef used in a barbecue restaurant.
This is amazing!
This is Naoto-san's recommended behind-the-scenes hamburger!
It is usually one of the courses.
This luxurious hamburger using 100% Yomezawa beef is...
You can enjoy the richness of ingredients directly with coarse mince.
This is a meaty and wild meal!
The special sauce made of Yomezawa beef is somewhat nostalgic, isn't it?
Thank you for the meal!
This is amazing! It just came out of my mouth!
Hamada-san, how is it?
This is really good!
I'm happy!
This is really good!
The mince is finely chopped.
The remaining texture of the meat is also good.
It's a bit wild.
The outside is crispy.
The sauce is ketchup and oyster sauce.
This is a bit simple.
This is an extension of a hamburger at home.
The meat is made of Yomezawa beef.
This is really good!
I can feel that I'm eating meat!
This is really good!
If I eat this as a side dish for bento, I can't go home and enjoy it!
Thank you for coming today.
No, I didn't do anything!
You don't like it?
No, I still want to talk about it.
Thank you for eating it with me.
It's too short!
When we dig deeper into Galbonel's charisma, Mel Nukumi, we discovered a lot of crazy facts!
Let me introduce you.
This is the most popular Popteen exclusive model, Mel Nukumi.
She was born in 1918.
Her nickname is "Mel".
I want you to call me "Mel".
No way!
Because you call me "Mr. Nukumi".
Of course!
But I don't think there are many people called you "Mr. Nukumi" in Japan.
My dad is from Kagoshima and people call me "Mr. Sakan" in Kagoshima.
"Mr. Sakan"?
Who tells you "Melulu"?
Do you call yourself "Melulu"?
When I think of Popteen, I always think of a nickname.
When I was thinking of what to call myself, I couldn't decide between "Maple" or "Melulu" or "Melmelu".
I said "Melulu" and it became "Melulu".
I see. I like "Maple" better.
Then I'll call you "Maple".
No, no! I like "Melulu" better!
Then I'll call you "Melulu" better!
Her favorite person is a fisherman.
I love him! I really love him!
Can you say something like that?
But when you're young, you don't talk about your dad a lot.
I'm not young at all!
You're not young at all!
You're almost young!
That's right!
My dad is 44 years old and my mom is 39 years old.
39 years old?
What about your grandma?
My grandma is 58 years old.
She is 58 years old.
She is British.
She is one year older than me.
Is she an old man?
She is an old man.
But, she looks like Hamada-san.
Does she look like Hamada-san?
She looks like Gadim-yan.
Matsumoto-san is wearing blond hair and looks fashionable.
So, you don't look like an old man at all.
Thank you.
Hamada-san, you really look like a 25-year-old Parisian.
You are wrong!
Ouch! Ouch!
She has a lot of hair.
Your favorite model is Luigi, isn't it?
Yes.
Is it a model from a woman?
Yes, it is.
Is she a popular model?
What did you say?
You are wrong now!
No, no, no!
Don't say it!
I asked the editor of Popteen, Tsukatani, about her popularity.
As the best ideal of a Popteen model,
you can tell whose fan she is by looking at her fans.
It was like that for Fujita Nicole.
Just by looking at her, you can tell she is a fan of Merle.
I think it's amazing that you can be so influential.
I'm happy!
The editor doesn't praise me much.
So, I'm very happy.
Are you still alive?
Of course!
Of course I'm alive!
Is that your last word?
I'm not dead! I'm alive!
By the way, do you get called out for going to a match?
When I go to Shibuya, I get called out a lot.
But I'm grateful for it.
Ah! Happies! Happies!
I do this pose a lot.
What is it?
I do this pose called "Happies!"
Can you do it?
I don't want you to tell me.
Please don't!
What does "peace" mean?
No, it's like this.
Like this.
What does "peace" mean?
No, it's like this.
What does "peace" mean?
It's just "peace".
I'm fine now.
Is she a senior you hate?
No!
Please don't!
No!
She's a senior I love.
Are you sure?
Don't call me "fucker"!
Please don't!
Popteen has its own rules.
Yes, Popteen is strict about etiquette and rules.
If you don't say hello, people will yell at you.
What?
Did you say it?
Yes, I did.
She said it.
She said you were yelled at.
Are you kidding me?
Yes.
It's not "happies" at all.
It's our fault for not saying hello.
It's our fault.
Yes, it's like that.
She's very kind.
That's what I like about her.
You have your own bus, don't you?
Yes, I have my own bus.
The first one is a senior model and the second one is a young model.
I don't get out of the elevator first.
I get in earlier than my seniors.
It's normal.
It's very normal.
It's normal, but I don't think they care about it.
They say many things to me.
They teach me.
They teach you.
They teach me.
I don't notice it if they don't say it.
Do you often get yelled at?
Yes, I used to be very shy.
A senior model talked to me very politely.
But I stopped her.
She said, "Why did you stop me when I was talking politely?"
It's very harsh.
It's harsh.
Thank you very much.
I don't like it yet.
After this, she realized that she is a liar.
By the way, why did you break up with that handsome guy?
I got bored of him.
Charismatic model, Merle is too crazy.
Next is a complaint from a friend.
A complaint about Merle.
Her own...what is it?
Merle language is annoying.
Does Merle have such a thing?
Yes, it does.
It's a word I usually say, and it's Merle language.
Was there anyone who thought it was annoying?
It's a complaint from Popteen's exclusive model, Suzuki Miyu.
They get along very well.
It's a word Merle uses a lot on social media recently.
Even in my personal line, she says "chikimi burger" and sends me what she likes.
I get irritated by it every time.
It's said that "chikimi burger" means that the person who says it has to return "tereru" or "tereyaki".
It seems like most people return bread crumbs, but none of the models do.
What is this?
This hamburger is delicious, and it's like "chikimi burger".
She says "chikimi burger" and sends me what she likes.
Even in hamburgers, she says "burger".
That's true, it's funny.
Does Merle have anything else?
"Thank you" is "tenkyumi".
"Thank you" is "tenkyu".
"Thank you" is "iyi tenkyu"
"Chou iyi ten" is "chou iyi ten"
"Mou chottoya" is "mou chottoya".
What does your manager say about you?
I say "manene".
Merle's "manene".
I say "manene".
What does she say when she's angry?
When she's angry, she says "ikapunmaru".
But she doesn't say "ikapunmaru" when she's really angry.
She does say "ikapunmaru".
She does say "ikapunmaru" when she's really angry.
"Manene" is "ikapunmaru".
"Manene" is "manene".
What do you think about that?
I don't want you to say that.
The next claim is from her best friend.
From there, it is obvious that she has a feeling of love for him.
What are you lying about?
I'm not lying.
You don't like handsome men.
I really don't like handsome men.
Who said that?
I've heard you say that you like men who aren't that handsome.
That's definitely a lie!
Most of the men you say "this guy isn't handsome" and show me on your smartphone,
are very handsome and handsome.
For me, it's like "oh, you like that kind of men, don't you?"
I'm a person who cares about what's inside of me.
It doesn't matter about my face.
The person I happened to show you might just be handsome.
Excuse me, do you have a boyfriend right now?
No, I don't. I haven't had one since middle school.
Since middle school?
Yes.
Was your boyfriend handsome at the time?
He was the most handsome guy in school.
What?
But if you like someone who isn't handsome,
you might like someone who isn't handsome and someone who is handsome.
That's what you mean, right?
You're trying to improve yourself.
I'm not trying!
I'm trying!
By the way, why did you break up with that handsome guy?
Well...
I got bored of him.
Both of you?
Both of you.
What do you think of him?
I think he's a national treasure.
He seems popular, so I'm worried about him.
Not at all.
What do you mean by "not at all"?
I won't forgive you for that!
Correct!
If it's Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, which one do you like more?
I like both of them, but...
Are you kidding me?!
Lastly, let's talk about Merle's academic ability.
It seems like she was born with it.
This is a testimony from the manager.
She can't write anything!
What is it?
She can't write elementary school level kanji.
It's not that surprising.
But lately she's been changing it.
That's right, she changes it.
So she might not have a chance to write kanji.
You don't have to write it!
Really? Thank you!
It's just what the manager says.
What are you going to write?
What is elementary school level?
Bear!
Bear?
Was there a kanji for bear?
I've only written "bear" in katakana.
What is "bear" again?
After this, we'll go diagonally up!
No way!
It's too hard for me!
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A high schooler's charisma level and an elementary schooler's level of kanji seems hard to write.
Bear.
Bear? Bear?
Was there a kanji for bear?
I've only written bear in katakana.
What was bear again?
No, it's bear.
What was bear again?
No way!
That's a bad joke!
What was bear again?
That's a terrible joke!
That's terrible!
It's bear!
I don't know what it is.
What is this?
What is this bear?
What is this?
This is grass, right?
You wrote it!
You really didn't know?
That's terrible!
That's crazy!
That's terrible!
I don't know what's written in the survey.
When you say "bear", you don't know what "bear" and "grass" are.
I'll study.
Do you know Matsumoto Hitoshi?
I do. I do.
I'm a little confused about that.
I saw the script a while ago.
You saw the script?
I'll read the opposite.
I read it.
Yes, Matsumoto...
"Bokeh" is low.
"Bokeh" is...
low.
You're wrong about everything.
Wow! Wow!
You're wrong about everything.
Huh?
You're scary.
You're lying, aren't you?
I'll read it simply.
I'm sorry. I might explode.
Do you write "dog"?
I do. Please.
If you don't write it...
You're betraying me.
No, I don't.
Do you really not write it?
What does "dog" and "cat" mean?
"Cat"? Can it be "dog", too?
"Cat" is a joke. You're hiding it. Is it a pet shock?
It says "dog" and "cat"
I know what "dog" is.
What is "cat" again?
"Cat" is difficult.
Seriously?
I don't know at all.
It's like...
It's like a mixed monster.
It's difficult.
Can I write "red"?
Of course you can.
You can write "blue" or "red".
I like colors. I like black, too.
Don't write it!
Are you wearing clothes?
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Your things are like my things.
What?!
Next week,
"Next week," "The song is delicious."
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