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Tonight's "Downtown Now" is about a couple and chopsticks who were raped in a gossip news report!
A 45-year-old couple who received massive bashing from the public for their assets and insurance money are now getting married for the 8th year in a row!
However!
She tried to kill me!
As expected, there is a suspicion that she was aiming for her husband's life!
She must have done it on purpose!
Dad, I'm begging you. Can you fight back a little more?
Furthermore!
While they were talking about their mysterious marriage life, they even found out about this!
I don't want to say it, but you were dating an announcer.
And that announcer...
Who is it? Who is it?
Is it okay for me to say it?
From a gravure idol to an actress, Chuck Yumiko has made a beautiful transformation!
Did you get involved in the company's money laundering conflict?
As expected, I want to be of help somewhere, so...
Kogyo Matsumoto!
Why don't you just run away?!
The truth about Kogyo Matsumoto and his ex-lover's suspicion...
You two didn't do anything, did you?
No, we didn't do anything.
Huh?!
Tonight...
Even if we increase the amount of money, we'll drink it all up in a doll-like manner where we can get along with a healthy salaryman!
To be honest, I'm embarrassed!
Yes!
You're eating something, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
Then you're chewing something!
No, I'm not!
You're not eating!
Your voice is hoarse!
No, my voice doesn't come out!
What?!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
What's wrong?!
When I woke up today, my voice didn't come out!
Is there a reason for that?
I don't know!
Is there such a thing?
I have a fever, so I can't use my voice!
You don't have to use your mind!
It's okay, it's okay!
I have a fever, so I might be able to recover from drinking!
That's right!
Then...shall we go?
Yes, let's go!
That being said, tonight we will send you off with Hamada-san's hoarse voice!
Our first guest is a couple who have been married for eight years, Kato-cha-san and Ayana-san, waiting for you!
Here we are!
This is a beef knuckle specialty store, Shodei- san!
This is a Taishu Izakaya where you can enjoy fresh beef and meat at a reasonable price!
Here we have a couple who are 45 years old, Kato- cha- san and Ayana-san, waiting for you!
This is their eighth year of marriage!
It seems like people are saying a lot of things about you, but what kind of couple are you?
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go!
Let's go!
A couple who are 45 years old!
Oh, Kato!
Are you okay?
Oh, Kato!
Thank you for coming!
So, this guest, Kato Cha-san and Kato Aeno-san!
Thank you for coming!
Please have a seat!
Thank you for coming!
I'm already drunk!
Cha-san is drinking!
My voice!
Oh, you're right!
My voice!
What's wrong?
I don't know!
Let's order first!
Okay!
Excuse me!
Makkori Saba!
For dinner, we'll have beef kushimori and meat roll kushimori!
It's been a while since I ate meat!
Huh?
Don't you eat meat that much?
I eat less!
Huh?
I ate it yesterday! I just don't remember!
I ate it!
I ate it yesterday!
I ate it!
I ate it properly!
You're lying!
You're not the type of person who can't laugh!
Thank you for the meal!
What's going on?
It's delicious!
Nice to meet you!
I think this is going to be the last time for Kado-san!
This is the first and the last time for me!
Can you let me stay a little longer?
Here's your meat!
Thank you!
Didn't you eat any fish?
There was a smelly room.
So I hated going to a sushi restaurant and eating raw food.
What did you eat in a sushi restaurant?
I ate steak.
What?
It's true!
He must have been very selfish.
When I asked him to make it for me, he cooked it for me.
That's why I ate it raw.
Kado-san said it.
So it's true.
What?
He was so selfish!
I'm sorry!
He's like that since he was little!
Here are their profiles!
(The last show of Drift Arts)
Hey, you!
Stop it!
(Kado-san's profile)
He's Kado-chan, a comedian who was very active with Drift Arts.
In 2011, he married Ayana-san, who was 45 years old.
And they became a couple!
At the time, Kado-san was not feeling well.
Ayana-san has a young and flashy image.
Her third target is insurance money.
From the moment of drinking tea, it was a big impact.
Including the truth of the picture,
we will review their unusual aspects.
In 2011, they got married at the age of 45.
And, Ayana-san's parents are Kato-chan-san's 25-year-old parents.
- You're 25 years old. - Yes.
- Your grandparents are the same age. - That's right.
- Your parents are 25 years old. - They are 25 years old.
- And, my grandmother is the same age as me. - Yes.
- And, we have the most fun talking with my grandmother. - That's right.
- That's right.
- Ayana-san's grandmother's photo is here. - Doesn't she look like Takagi-buu-san?
- Her clothes are also like her.
- It's like she's wearing a scarf.
- That's why I raised my hand to my grandmother.
- You're so rude.
- By the way, how did you meet each other?
- How did Kato-chan-san meet Ayana-san, who is 45 years old?
- We met at a sushi restaurant where she worked part-time. - At a sushi restaurant you hated. - Yes.
- And, instead of eating sushi there, I went there to eat steak.
- That's right. - That's how it is.
- And, I saw her at first sight and fell in love with her at first sight.
- I was like, "I'm going to pay for this old man."
- I was very young when I met her. - When you met her...
- Did you say it in medium rare?
- Until then, did you often fall in love at first sight?
- No, I'm not that kind of person.
- Then, you're really not in love at first sight.
- I was dating her at the time.
- Kato-chan may be expensive, but you hit me roughly.
Well, I didn't hit you except for the investigator.
I hit all of you.
Your voice is hoarse, but your hands are fast.
Even if you didn't hit me, Kato-san, it can't be helped.
I can't tell you his name, but he was dating an announcer.
Who is he?
I married him, so I can't tell you.
He was drinking and suddenly a bomb exploded.
Cha-san, were you dating a young announcer before Ayana-san?
I didn't say it.
I was serving him tea.
Cha-san's face.
How old was Cha-san?
65 or 66.
He was in his 20s.
What?
No way!
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.
Just tell me the song.
Wait a minute.
Just a little bit, please.
Can I say it all?
You can say whatever you like.
How can you be so popular?
I'm really popular.
You're fast.
So you met her and you liked her because...
She was perfect for me and I wanted to marry her.
Did you really want to marry her?
But I came with my girlfriend.
She wasn't like me. She was really cute.
There were a lot of love letters in the bedroom.
The love letters from the other side...
Did you see that?
No, I didn't.
Why did you leave it there?
You threw it randomly in the bedroom.
I didn't throw it randomly. I hid it.
Why didn't you buy it?
What?
Get rid of it.
Why don't you get rid of it?
I can hear it now.
Why, Rio-chan?
But, Ayano-san, until you started dating Chao-san, you only dated two men.
No, but you were about 20 years old, weren't you?
Um, I was 21 years old.
You were 21 years old.
Two men!
A man I dated since I was 17 years old and a man I dated when I was in college.
And?
Yes, Kato-chan.
And Kato-chan.
What?!
So, in reality, you dated eight men, right?
No, I didn't!
What are you talking about?!
But I knew you had a boyfriend.
Oh, you mean when you were working?
Yes, I was eating while you were having sex.
So you knew?
Of course I knew.
Oh, I see.
Oh, so you were either one of them?
Yes, we were.
Wow, that's amazing!
Yes, we were in a relationship for about two years.
And, well, when I was half-reliant on his house, Kato- chan also dated him.
And we exchanged our phone numbers.
And we immediately became like...
Of course!
Like friends.
Our relationship lasted for about half a year.
And we fell in love with each other.
And we broke up and started dating.
But, on the other hand, you know Cha-san, right?
She's young.
Why do you think Ayana-san likes Cha-san?
Why do you think I like her?
Oh, you're right!
You just looked at my face.
You just looked at my face!
Actually, Ayana-san has decided on a certain episode.
So, after work, I was sent to my brother's house in Ginza.
And I was told to come there.
And I went.
And in the middle of about twenty girls, Kato-chan was like...
Like this?
She was drinking.
And Kato-chan said, "Oh, you're my favorite girl right now."
And in front of those girls...
She said it and I misunderstood that she really cared about me.
Misunderstood?
Misunderstood, and I was really happy about it.
Misunderstood?
Misunderstood...
At the time...
Sexual harassment?
That doesn't exist!
I did it when I was still poor.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
- What are you talking about?! - This is the worst!
Well, Ayana Hou is in a frenzy!
Next, regarding suspicions raised on the Internet after marriage,
there are many things we'd like to ask you about!
- Well, at the time of marriage, - Yes!
it was said that it was a marriage aimed at property,
- but in the first place, various photos of suspicions seem to be the cause! - Yes!
First, suspicion #1.
Is Kato-chan only allowed to eat meat and fat?
- Cha-san, you said you like meat, - Yes, yes!
but isn't this a little too much even if you like it?
- It's like eating for people in their 20s! - That's right!
- It's a little brown overall! - That's right!
- It's definitely brown! - Even if you put out a fish or something like that,
- I don't touch it at all! - I see!
But it's been improved now, but at the time you had to put it out in order to eat it!
- But by doing this, people in the world... - That's right!
- They're starting to eat it! - They're starting to eat it!
- Well, it's easier said than done! - That's right!
- But you know what? - Yes!
When Ayana-san went home and left the house alone, what did you eat, Cha-san?
- Huh? - I only ate steak and ramen!
- But it's a little too much! For a man like you! - Isn't it?
- You want to eat something you don't usually eat! - That's right!
- I also go to convenience stores a lot recently! - Really?
- The clerk told me a lot about it!
- I bought a lot of kabuki-age and koala marches!
- Koala marches! - Did the clerk say that?
- Yes, the clerk said it! - The clerk is bad! I don't like it!
- You like koala marches? - Kabuki-age and...
- You love oil! - That's right!
- You eat them together! Sweet and salty! - You eat them at the same time!
- Yes! - You eat koala marches and kabuki-age at the same time!
Next up, suspicion 2.
Kato-chan is getting more and more worn out?
Don!
No! I don't have this picture!
I only know this picture!
Kato-chan is getting more and more worn out!
And this picture!
It looks like a picture of a newlywed couple!
Kato-san, didn't you have an incident where you didn't feel well?
First of all, if it was a color-blinding app, it would have looked like a mirror!
Do you edit this picture?
- I do! - I see!
It was edited naturally and it looked like a mirror!
What do you mean, "mirror, mirror"?
Including Nana-chan and Chaa-chan, it's the same picture,
but the young people are taking it and getting ripped off!
This caused a lot of commotion!
Nana-chan called me and said, "It's not good to edit a 76-year-old picture."
She complained and said, "Kato-chan, let's not edit it."
So this isn't a 76-year-old picture, but a 74-year-old picture?
- No, Kato-chan, it's not like that. - What?
- This was about three months ago. - Three months ago?
Wait, this was three months ago?!
- Isn't this the most recent one I've seen? - Wait, wait, wait!
You went to eat okonomiyaki with Yana-chan, didn't you?
What?!
She's got it all wrong.
I don't have that many memories.
- But looking at it like this, you seem to be in good health. - Yes, I'm in good health.
- This picture is a little different. - Yes, it's a little different.
- Because this is a false accusation. - Yes, it is.
- However, it's often said to look for assets. - Yes, yes.
Next up, false accusation 3.
In the first place, didn't you get married while looking for assets?
- What about you? If you had assets... - Yes, I do.
- I don't think you'd have any doubts. - No, I really don't.
- I used to have assets. - Yes.
- I did, but... - Yes.
- When we first got divorced, she took everything from me. - Oh, really?
- So, when we started dating, I didn't have anything at all. - What?!
- What?! Is that possible?!
- Because, according to my savings account, I only had about two or three million yen. - Really?!
- Really.
- What?! - What?!
- By the way, I think you had the most savings accounts you've ever had. - How much did you have before we got divorced?
- Before we got divorced, I had about a million yen worth of assets.
- A few hundred million yen, right? - A few hundred million yen, right?
- So, on the contrary, I have more assets than you do.
- So you're pretty rich? - Yes, I'm pretty rich.
- So I don't have a lot of money. - Oh!
- So you don't like being called rich, do you?
- No, I don't like it. I'm not that rich.
- You're in trouble, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- So, you had a lot of advances eight years ago. - Yes.
- So, you're in a good relationship now, aren't you? - Yes, we are.
- However, the staff of "downtown now" is suspicious. - Yes.
- We've collected a lot of information. - Yes.
- Even so, there are still some episodes that Cha - san is worried about. - Yes, there are.
- Here it is. - Yes.
- You were 76 years old at the time of your death. - What?!
It's true that all of the suspicions so far have been misunderstood.
But the program staff still catches information that makes them worry about Cha-san!
Ayana-san, will you be able to respond to these suspicions?
The first suspicion is a couple's quarrel and a remote control impact.
Wow, that's pretty intense.
What does this mean?
This is...
A massage therapist gave me a massage in a weird place.
- In a place you don't usually go to? - Yes, yes.
He gave me a massage and I was talking.
Oh?
That's why my head hurts!
- But you were at home, right? - Yes.
- There's nothing there, is there? - Even if there's nothing,
- getting a massage in a place like this... - Did you see it?
I saw it.
- I thought you were going to a weird place. - Yes, yes.
Are you going that far?
You don't like it, do you? If you go to a police station.
- No, I don't like it. - But I know it's fair.
- Yes. - I said it because my head hurts.
- Yes. - And my mouth was in front of me.
- You said it. - I was told to say it.
- Yes. - I resisted it and said it.
- But my mouth went like this. - Yes.
- And I threw the remote control. - Yes.
And I dodged it, but I hit the person who dodged it.
- What is it? - Body vision, right?
- It's a softball, so you can control it. - Yes.
- And my blood came out. - What?
- It didn't come out, your blood. - What?
- It didn't come out, your blood. - Again, again!
- It didn't come out that much! - No, but...
- You said it yourself, but... - The softball player told me not to say it.
- Why? - At the time of the fight,
he threatened to say it all over the country.
I'm not going to say it, okay?
No, no, I definitely saw it all over the country.
I saw it all over the country.
If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have hit it.
You threw it because you didn't want to win.
Yes, when I hit it, it hit the cat that was sitting there.
Have you ever hit it?
I have hit it.
Have you ever hit it?
Yes, I have.
So your best friend came out, right?
She came out.
She didn't come out.
She came out.
Isn't that scary?
It's scary, isn't it?
It's definitely scary, isn't it?
It's getting a little suspicious.
Really?
Really.
It depends on the remote control.
There are various remotes.
No, this long one and the big one.
What?
Because it's a problem with your room.
Because I found out a little bit about it.
She's about 74 years old.
No, no, she's 68 years old.
Huh?
68 years old is hot, isn't it?
You're holding hands at such an old age.
That's right.
I'll say it all over the country on the Internet.
It's scary.
But now that I've said it, I feel refreshed.
I feel refreshed.
Regarding this, what Mr. Char said is more credible.
I understand.
This is also there.
He was invited by a roller coaster.
Now, what does this mean?
I went to Disneyland.
As soon as I got married,
I wanted to make memories,
so I went to Disneyland,
and he went with me.
It's a small world,
but I don't want to ride anything other than that.
I said I wanted to ride a roller coaster with him,
but it was pretty extreme.
It was pretty fast.
Because I had a heart transplant,
what?
It's been about 5 years since I had a heart transplant.
Did you tell your wife about it?
Yes, I did.
Did you tell her that you had a heart transplant?
Yes, I did. I said I wouldn't ride it anymore.
But you didn't ride it anymore, did you?
Of course, I can't ride it anymore.
Why did you invite her to ride it?
I finally got my energy back,
so I thought I'd ride it.
But I was serious about it,
and I even wore a robot's helmet,
so I wouldn't get caught.
No, no, no, no.
Yes, I'm wearing a robot's helmet,
so it's okay for me to wait outside by myself, right?
I said that to myself.
Um, I have a picture of that time.
This is Mr. Cha.
It's been a while.
I mean,
it's been about 40 minutes
since I finished riding it in a line.
Well, I guess so.
I've been wearing this outfit for 40 minutes.
I don't know if I died of a heart transplant
or a heart attack,
but I'm going to kill both of you.
Ma'am, please,
can you fight back a little more?
It's kind of unexpected.
There's still a suspicion.
Can you walk for more than 30 minutes?
I mean, it's so damn hot and you made me walk for 30 minutes!
It's worse than before!
I'm gonna have a cold!
What you're saying is...
Well, it's a little cooler now.
I think I'm walking for more than 30 minutes with water in my hands.
Normal people walk for about 5 minutes.
Kato-chan is really slow and she's just standing there for a second.
You're not walking at all!
You're really slow in terms of distance.
It's not about distance!
Right?
It's so damn hot and you're walking while looking at my watch.
You're definitely not walking for 30 minutes.
I see. That's for sure.
Even if you're 100 meters away, you're walking for 30 minutes.
Try walking for 30 minutes in the sun.
You'll get a cold.
Is there a reason you still want to walk for more than 30 minutes?
Is there a reason?
I've been losing a lot of muscle lately.
I want to build up my muscles.
I don't exercise at all.
I just want you to walk.
I want you to be healthy.
Isn't it better to go to the gym?
I never go to the gym.
You don't?
I used to go to the gym.
But ever since I had a heart attack, I didn't go much.
You still don't like it?
Isn't that an excuse?
If you have a heart attack and go to the gym again, you'll get a heart attack.
It costs a lot of money.
How much do you think it costs?
28 million yen!
I used to be a radio person.
Do you exercise and do other things that you shouldn't do?
Cardio exercise.
And the remote control straight punch.
This is the most effective.
Certainly.
It's not "certainly".
Even though you say that, you two are close.
For example, you said that you would go out in the afternoon.
Are you jealous of her?
I'm not jealous of her.
By the way, do you know any actresses that you like?
No, I don't know.
Actually, Ayana doesn't know because she's jealous of you.
But she seems to like young actresses.
Don't you know her?
She said she likes Jackie Chan.
She's the same age as you.
I've heard this from someone.
From Ayana's best friend, Nana Suzuki.
Ayana and Kato are very close.
But when they meet me, they talk about Masaki Suda.
It's not about Jackie Chan.
I see.
I like Masaki Suda.
Ah-so.
Ah-so is so deep.
It came out of the bottom of the well!
Ah, I see.
I mean, it's the first time I've heard of it!
I mean, in front of Kato-san,
there might be a chance for him to say his age.
Ah, is that so?
I don't like it.
But if you say you like young people,
they'll react excessively, so I definitely won't say it.
But it seems like you like them a lot.
I like Masaki Suno a lot.
Why?
Young people are usually like that, aren't they?
Young people are usually like that.
Unfortunately.
Ah, is that so?
But it's nice, isn't it?
Yes.
Isn't it good for young people to share their feelings at this age?
No, it's just that until this age,
feelings are the only source of energy.
Kato-san, on the other hand,
you're not interested in young girls anymore?
I see, on the contrary.
That's right.
No...
There's still more.
This guy's no good.
Eh, you still have ambitions?
But if you don't have that, you're not a man, right?
But you can't do anything about it either, right?
Eh, there's one time.
Um...
With a girl.
With a girl about my height.
Um...
It was like that.
Wait a minute.
How far are you going to say it?
Hey!
Again and again, it's the arrogance of the bomb statement!
Kato-san's "femininity threat"?
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Kato-san's 8th year of marriage, and what's the truth about his cheating?
Kato-san, on the other hand, isn't interested in young girls anymore?
That's right.
There's still more.
And you can't help it either, right?
Yes, there was one time.
It was with a girl about my height.
Wait, wait, wait.
After you got married?
Yes, after we got married.
Did Ayano-san tell you until the end or not?
She probably didn't tell me.
She was late at hitting me, so she was looking at me from behind.
She didn't tell me yet.
She's a little late.
She's really late.
And after the recording, here's what they talked about.
How long do you think you'll live?
If I die, I'll die. I'm trying to live somehow.
It's not thinking anymore. If you think about it, you'll be sad.
But I want to live until I'm 90 years old and say, "Huh?"
Die already!
That's amazing.
But you're working, you're on stage.
Acting.
That's what you think, right?
What do you think about retiring?
I don't think about it that much.
You don't, do you?
I'll think about it when I have to.
Chao-san, when you die, can I cover you in my hair?
Yes, you can.
I want to see it!
I have to make people like you happy.
That's true love.
What I'm saying is...
When you die, cover me in your hair.
I know you're holding your hands together, but...
You should do it like this.
I see.
You should do it like this.
If you do it like this, people will probably laugh at you.
They will.
So you don't need to cover me in your hair.
Cover me with your fingers.
I don't need it.
Everyone, Ayana-san, I hope you will be happy for a long time.
And I will be happy, too.
I will do my best, so please support me.
The next restaurant is waiting for you, actress Chuck Yumiko-san.
This is the restaurant.
It's a restaurant bar called "Right", right?
It's a restaurant where you can enjoy high-quality hamburgers and steaks in a restaurant with a base atmosphere.
Actress and talent Chuck Yumiko-san is waiting for you here.
In July of this year, there were various news from the previous office, but today we will listen to various stories including the base atmosphere.
Let's go.
It's been a long time since I drank so much.
It's amazing that you have a broken heart.
So, this restaurant's guest is Chuck Yumiko-san.
Nice to meet you.
Please have a seat.
Have you already drunk?
This is my second drink.
Really?
Are you strong with alcohol?
I love alcohol.
Then, don't drink.
I don't drink.
But it's good.
It's good.
Chuck Yumiko-san became popular as a gravure idol.
After that, she starred in various movies and dramas, including variety shows.
In 2015, she married a man who was a real businessman and is now a mother of one child.
She is a very successful woman, but...
Tonight, Chuck Yumiko-san will talk about what she really wants to say.
She will talk about raising a child that she is worried about the most.
Even if a woman does it, she won't say "thank you".
However, when a man does it, he feels like he has done it.
He wants to change his life.
I have done it only once, but I will do it for the rest of my life.
Shall we toast?
Yes!
Please!
Cheers!
Ah, refreshing!
It's been a while since we saw you, Downtown-san.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It seems like Unico-chan has something to say to Matsumoto-san.
What is it?
I have something to say.
Something to say?
I haven't done anything wrong.
What is it?
I've been in a love conflict with Matsumoto-san before.
Have you?
Huh?
Just a little.
I've been asked if I'm not allowed to talk today.
You two didn't do anything wrong.
Let's have the judge tell us!
I've been in a love conflict with Matsumoto-san before.
Have you?
Huh?
Just a little.
I've been in a love conflict with Matsumoto-san before.
Huh?
I've been in a love conflict with Matsumoto-san before.
Among Matsumoto-san's beautiful female varieties, there are also male and female.
Huh?
Does that mean you're not married?
Huh? Who? Who?
Tell me!
I haven't done anything wrong.
What is it?
Take a break! Take a break!
You can't talk there!
What?! You can't talk?!
You can't talk!
You two didn't do anything wrong?
We didn't do anything wrong!
You didn't do anything wrong!
What?!
Did we do anything wrong?!
We didn't!
This is not good!
That's right!
Please read it again!
Well, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
No way!
But really, nothing goes from zero to one hundred, right?
It might be hard for the general public to understand, but I don't understand it at all!
Maybe Shaku Yumiko wants me to hug her?
No way!
It's already "goo"!
She's got something to say tomorrow!
It's been a while since I hugged you, but I've been asked if I'm gay or not.
What?!
But I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
No, there's nothing wrong with it!
Don't do it!
It seems that their love affair was a complete lie.
Speaking of Yumiko Shaku...
A weekly magazine published a salary audit from the agency and caused a stir in the public.
What is the truth?
- The report came out, right? - Yes, it did.
- The agency... - It was a mess, wasn't it?
But it was a quick solution. You're in your own agency now, right?
Yes, I left the agency for now.
- It was a quick and easy solution. - What was that about?
In the first place, production is something that protects the talent.
- Yes, yes, yes. - However, the president of the agency called me...
Excuse me, is this about Yoshimoto?
Yoshimoto?
- Oh, I see. - No, I mean...
Yoshimoto has a lot of money.
- That's true, that's true. - He's got a lot of money.
- I see, I see.
- He's got a lot of money.
But you were getting paid, weren't you?
I wasn't getting paid for a year and a half.
But I found out later that I was getting paid less for the past five years.
Your percentage is a little weird.
I realized that I was getting paid for a year and a half.
But this time, it's not about money.
It's about privacy that I have to protect myself.
- The president said it himself. - On his own, right?
- I thought it would be difficult for me to trust him. - I see, I see.
So I said it in tears. I don't need money anymore!
Oh, you said you didn't need money!
- Oh, I didn't say it. - Oh, you didn't say it!
But I can't get it anyway. Even if I threw it away...
Didn't you want to go to another agency at that time?
I've been thinking about it for a while now, but if I left, my juniors and staff wouldn't have grown up.
You were in charge of the company, weren't you?
It was just the time when I had a baby and saved my job.
Well, I think I'd like to do something for you guys, so...
Matsumoto... Matsumoto Industry.
- Matsumoto Industry. - Matsumoto Industry.
- No, no, no, no. - Please.
- No, no, no, I won't do it. - I won't do it.
- If you say it now, I'll do it. - If you say it now, I'll do it.
I'm thirsty, but I'll eat soft-soft potatoes.
(Laughter)
(Music)
The agency problem has also been solved, but four years ago, she got divorced from her husband, who is now a professional.
Along with her body that still can't be captured, Instagram, which showed her struggling with raising children, is supported by mothers of the same generation.
(Music)
It seems that there has been a big change in marital relationship while raising children.
I received testimony from a normal person, Haru- chan Niyama-chi.
Since she was two years old, she has been looking for things to learn and sending things back and forth from home. She is very enthusiastic about education.
In the past, she used to talk about men while drinking until late at night, but now she says that she has changed completely.
You talk about men a lot, don't you?
In the past?
You used to talk about love, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
For example, you said you couldn't forgive men like me.
(Laughter)
What kind of men couldn't you forgive?
Huh?
What's going on?
(Laughter)
Well, I'll leave it to you.
No, that's not it!
That's what I'm talking about!
No, it's not!
Is it still like that, Yumiko-chan?
Yes!
Does it change when you have children and have a marital relationship?
Oh, it changes, doesn't it?
Oh!
When you have children, the child becomes the main role and becomes the first one.
In a marital relationship, you become a father and a mother, right?
Hmm!
It's like a little boyfriend.
Good!
I've said it a hundred times!
Chinchin, I love you so much!
"Chinchin"?
No, not "Chinchin"!
You said "Chinchin", didn't you?
No, I didn't!
(Laughter)
I'm not "Chinchin" anymore!
(Laughter)
In that case, I think your husband is also a little tired.
Hmm!
Well, in that case, on the contrary, I got a complaint from your husband.
Oh!
Yumiko-san, who now puts all her effort into raising her children,
received a complaint about the fire from her husband.
Then, Shaki-san reacted angrily!
"This is funny!" Shaki Yumiko's "This is funny!"
Testimony from her husband, part one.
Oh!
What is it?
Is it an actress kiss?
It's natural for you to do it!
This is really a problem!
No, no, no, no, no!
Even if you congratulate him, he won't say "thank you", right?
Oh, he won't say it!
But when your husband does it, you feel like you've done it.
(Laughter)
An actress who is struggling to raise her child, Yumiko Shaku, is accused of housework by her husband, who is a professional.
Then, Shaku-san is furious!
A mother of one child, Yumiko Shaku's "this is funny" testimony from her husband is as follows.
Do you think it's natural for an actress to do housework?
This is a real problem.
Yumiko-san says, "I've been putting up with it because I'm an actress, whether I help with housework or raise my child."
At this point, I say...
No, no, no, no, no.
How is it?
No, but of course, my husband is very kind and helps me with housework, and I'm grateful for it, but...
I've taught him that much.
When I first gave birth, he didn't do anything for me, and I did it all myself.
But even if a woman does it, she can't say thank you, can she?
Oh, you can't say that.
But when my husband does it, he gives me a sense of doing it and doing it.
If you say "Thank you," I'll say, "Well, I always do this."
How about you?
Do you feel like you've done it and done it?
Regarding raising a child...
I'm an actor.
In the first place, I don't do it much.
Matsumoto-san, you said you wouldn't do it, right?
Huh?
You're my devil!
No, no, no...
You said you'd change your mind.
Ah, I did change my mind only once, but...
I was complained about it so many times that I decided to do it for the rest of my life.
Ehhh!
Complaint! Complaint!
You said you'd change it!
I was told that it was a little off, and I said, "What are you talking about?"
What about the bath?
Oh, the bath?
Well, I played with it once or twice or three times.
Matsumoto-san said that he rarely took a bath with his daughter,
but she wants to confirm a rumor with her mother who has a son.
But I've heard of it!
I've heard that even if you have a mother and a son, even if you bathe them with love and care,
they'll touch you and do all sorts of things.
Ehhh!
Oh!
Really?
They'll touch you?
They'll lick you?
They won't!
Are you serious?
They'll never do it!
You're so young!
It's not something you can say out loud, but...
Hahahahaha!
Who told you that?
There's a mother like that!
There's definitely a mother like that!
But what I thought might be true is...
If you love your child's boobs and you go "baaah!"
your husband will come and imitate you,
and you'll go "stop it!" and pull out your boobs.
Does that mean you can't do it anymore?
It's like, "don't do that in front of your child!"
Oh, I see!
So you do it in front of your child?
It's like, if you do it in front of your husband, you'll feel like you're cheating on him.
It's like, "you're the only one I love," or something like that.
You won't accept "husband" anymore?
Hahahahaha!
No, no, I think you're saying a really good thing.
Really?
Right?!
I think you'll win the Galaxy Award!
What?! Right now?!
You can win it! You can win it! You can win it!
No, no, this isn't a joke at all!
But you're used to it, aren't you?
But I think it's normal for a son to need it.
Because of his hormones...
Yeah, that's right.
It makes you want it.
I'm disappointed.
And now, we'll talk about Jack's natural personality!
But I heard that you can see fairies and stuff...
Yeah, you're right, you can see fairies and stuff.
You know, those little...
Little birds.
There are people who say that, aren't there?
Yeah, there's a lot of people who say that.
There's a lot of people who say that, aren't there?
How little are you?
Um, I'm like a can of coffee in the morning.
After this, you might be able to see it too!
What is a "little uncle" who gets eye-catching information from celebrities?!
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I can only protect you.
Oh, I wish I could come out.
The stage for the party with actress Shaku Yumiko, who works hard to raise children, is...
Restaurant Bar "Rise"!
Mr. Sakagami's favorite menu is here!
A tender hamburger steak made with domestic beef from Fiema, a well-known beef shop in Ningyo-cho, and pork loin!
I'll have some rice.
It's delicious, it's delicious.
The beef loin steak with onion and red wine and sharia pin sauce is also exquisite!
A toast with sangria made with refreshing red wine from Chile, South America!
Mr. Shak, you are a well-known mom, but you said you could see something.
I didn't know about it, but were you a natural character?
You were quite natural in the beginning, weren't you?
I'm not a character, but...
Oh, are you really natural?
But I heard you could see fairies.
Yes, I could see fairies.
Certainly, there are entertainers who say they can see fairies, but what does it mean?
Well...
When I was 19 years old, I had a temporary experience and suddenly found out...
What? What? What?
Temporary experience?
Like a body leaving?
No, it's not like that.
It's really bad.
What does a fairy look like, for example?
You often say "small fairy".
There are people who say that, aren't there?
Yes, there are many churches.
There are so many now.
How small is it?
It's about the size of a cup of coffee in the morning.
Oh, it's not a cup of coffee in the morning.
It's about the size of a cup of coffee in the morning.
I think it's about the size of a cup of coffee in the morning.
I see.
What does a fairy look like?
There are people who say "jersey".
Jersey?!
Yes, I think they're mostly from Jersey.
What does that old man do?
He's got black hair and...
He looks like a samurai.
Right?
That's...
A normal old man's attire.
And people say "small old man".
Right, right.
It depends on people.
Matsumoto-san, you said you watched "samurai" too, right?
I've seen it too.
Matsumoto-san, you always try to accept such things in some way, right?
Well, everyone says so much, and even if it's stupid, no one will laugh now, right?
So it can't be helped if I say such a thing as a lie.
No, I guess it's probably true.
I also simply think of it as a bad guy.
No, isn't it?
"Protect Kotsuru", "Only you can protect her"
Next week, Roland and Hashigo will talk about how they feel about "hosting".
They'll say it's really gross.
Girls don't say it's gross!
What kind of woman said "gross" to Roland-sama?!
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