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It's too much.
It's better if you think it's too much.
In the movie "Downtown Nine",
Itsuki and Hiroshi booked
"Nakayoshi Guest" and "Honne de Hashigozake".
So, Itsuki,
please give us the title call.
"Honne de Hashigozake"!
Well, I'd like you to do it a little more.
There's a volume.
If you say so.
Please do it again.
"Honne de Hashigozake"!
Itsuki and his best friend for more than ten years,
the top family businessmen,
Chairman Nitori's financial situation,
and life are out of the plan.
How much is the asset?
Hundreds of millions?
No, no, hundreds of millions?
Hundreds of millions?
What?!
What's more...
I bought two thousand yen bills last year.
Two thousand yen bills?!
Nitori owns a luxury house.
It's the first time on TV.
What's up with you?
Itsuki and Hiroshi's praise of "purple and silver singer"
is strange.
He wears secret boots and
sticks out his tongue.
Does it look like that?
It looks like that,
but if you put your nose in it, it looks like this.
It's true!
What's more...
He opens a country house.
I'm going to watch "Tokorozan" tonight.
Tonight's stage is "Azabu Juban".
Mr. Takagami, we have a lot of recommendations for you.
First of all, did you like this show?
I like "downtown" a lot.
Really?
I don't think you like it that much.
No, I don't.
"Itsuki Hiroshi Presents" starts now!
Itsuki Hiroshi Presents
Hamba-chan, lower your umbrella.
I know I'm being careful, but you have to lower your head.
It's straight.
Hamba-chan, Hamba-chan, don't push me from behind.
Make sure you push me.
Don't push me on TV.
Since the show started, you haven't improved at all.
Really.
"Itsuki Hiroshi Presents" starts now!
First of all, we have the president of NITORI, who represents Japan.
We're here!
It's been 50 years.
We're at "Bekkan Hideout".
We're waiting for the president of NITORI, who has a deep relationship with Itsuki.
I don't think we'll be able to call you if it's not Itsuki.
I've never seen you on a show like this.
No, I haven't.
Shall we go?
He's a fun person.
A fun person?
Thank you for coming.
The president of NITORI, Akiho NITORI!
Let's sing together.
Please, NITORI.
Sit down.
More than price, NITORI.
Familiar with this catchphrase,
NITORI is at the top of the interior furniture industry.
The number of stores is 576 in and outside of Japan.
The annual number of visitors is 2.34 million people,
which is much more than the total population of Japan.
And the annual sales price is 5720 million yen.
Even looking at the sales ranking of the interior furniture industry,
NITORI is at the top of the industry.
The president of NITORI, Akio NITORI,
built such a super first-class company with one car.
NITORI is a craftsman who is one of the top ten craftsmen in Japan,
and his assets are hundreds of millions of yen.
I met Mr. Isuki Hiroshi at a certain party a dozen years ago.
We go out for meals, golf, and even travel together.
Tonight, I will tell you about NITORI's financial circumstances outside of plan,
his relationship, and his life.
Nice to meet you.
I thought you would be busy with this show, so I called you.
I don't hear you often.
It's rare for you and NITORI to meet.
It's my first time meeting you.
You are all very famous people.
Except for ITSUKI.
Wait, except for ITSUKI, you haven't said anything like that yet.
I'm sorry.
Then let's order.
Excuse me!
Alcohol!
The president brought this for me.
It's Morizo.
The president brought it for me.
Morizo!
NITORI, do you drink a lot of alcohol?
I love everything.
Wine, beer, whiskey.
This person has a great job.
But he also likes to play.
He loves golf.
He likes to gather with everyone, eat and drink.
He is a very social person.
Then I will drink more than you today.
Cheers!
Sweet potato.
It's been a while.
It's sweet potato.
He is a professional who represents Japan.
He is the president of NITORI HOLDINGS.
His name is NITORI AKIO.
He is 75 years old.
He is from Hokkaido.
I am from Sapporo.
This is amazing.
He has 31 consecutive increases.
He drinks as much as he wants.
Is he making a lot of money?
Yes, he is making a lot of money.
He is making a lot of money.
No, I mean...
Why do you say that?
You can't say that you are making a lot of money.
No, I can't say that.
Mr. Otsuka, we can't hear you.
First of all, sales of more than 5 billion yen.
We will ask about his salary, assets, house, and everything else.
If you become president, what will you do with your salary?
Well, I don't really like it, but...
You suddenly got serious.
Do you get it in the form of salary?
There is salary, but I get it in installments.
How much assets do you have?
Hundreds of billions? Thousands of billions?
Thousands...
No, it's installments.
Assets?
Assets...
Do you have a lot of houses?
What?
No, you have your house in Sapporo, right?
You have your house in Tokyo, right?
Besides that, you have your house in Atami, in Kyoto...
You have a huge house.
Who said that?
Yamanaki suddenly put out salmon.
Yamanaki, who didn't do anything, suddenly put out salmon.
This is Atami's...
This is Atami's villa that Abesori's grandfather had.
Did you buy it?
Yes.
And this is Kyoto's mass oxygen.
Is that Kyoto?
Yes, it's Kyoto's mass oxygen.
That's amazing.
Is that also Nitori's house?
What is that?
Let's play tag here.
I want to.
By the way, to make it clear,
the buildings they bought are owned by the company.
It is said that they are being used as a hospitality or employment agency of Seizai Street VIP.
Is there anything you can't buy?
There's nothing I can't buy.
Nitori-san...
Is there anything you can't buy?
In terms of money, there's no problem at all.
For example, golf clubs.
Even if you spend a lot of money on a club, you won't get the score you want.
You can't buy a score.
The score is...
I don't care about Itsuki-san anymore.
Itsuki Hiroshi Presents!
I introduced you...
I forgot the most important thing.
Nitori Hiroshi Presents!
Next up is Nitori-san's life outside of planning.
When he was young, he was a useless, useless human being.
Even now, you're the best president in Japan.
But when you were a student, you were terrible.
Yes, I was.
A useless...
When I was in high school,
I wanted to work in a middle school.
My mom was making yami-gome.
Yami-gome! Yami-gome!
One of her friends was a high school girl.
She gave me a yami-gome as a gift.
So, at midnight, when no one was watching, I went to give it to her.
A high school exchange student.
To put it simply, it's a backstory.
How did you learn it?
I don't have much memory left.
Since elementary school, I've been learning how to cheat.
I don't remember it.
I learned a cheating method that no one knows about.
I invented it myself.
For example, in the middle of it,
you pin it and pull it with a rubber band.
You look at the inside of it with a card.
You put about ten of these in each subject.
There are a lot of them.
When a teacher comes in, he goes in like this.
Let's study!
Since college seemed fun,
at some point...
It's a mess today!
What's up with this president?!
It's the best!
Even though it was a tough period,
why did the president decide to open a furniture store?
It used to be a furniture store.
No, it wasn't a furniture store at the time.
I don't know anything about furniture anymore.
I'm sorry.
I don't know anything about furniture anymore.
The president had a lot of problems.
He couldn't find a job at the company he worked for.
He worked part-time at a construction company.
He experienced homelessness.
He was at the bottom of his life.
Why did he start a furniture store in that situation?
He started a furniture store because there was no furniture store in the neighborhood.
Is it okay?
There is only a shop.
There is only a shop, but when I checked everything, there was only a chicken coop.
There wasn't.
So I decided to open a chicken coop.
Then I thought I could eat it.
That's now.
That's amazing.
Nitori, who started his business at the age of 23,
quickly adopted the method of displaying furniture like real rooms in Japan and became popular.
Recently, the N-cool series, which you can relax just by sleeping, has gained a huge hit of 450 million copies.
This is also an idea of President Nitori.
And now, it has grown into a large company worth 5,720 million yen.
Thank you for watching.
And now, the sales of more than 5,000 million yen.
This kind of relationship between President Nitori and the entertainment industry and the production industry.
Let's take a look at this kind of relationship between Nitori and Akio-san.
I see.
Boom!
Oizumi Junichiro, ex-minister.
Uniqlo Yanai-san.
Rakuten Mikitani-san.
Yomiuri Shimbun Group Shirai-san.
What is this?!
Well, this is only part of it.
I think you're right.
I think you know this area.
This is one of the top companies in Japan.
There was only one or two presidents' meetings a month.
Of course, there were meetings of you and Jan.
There were also sponsors.
There were meetings of finance and TV stations.
What did you do at the president's meeting?
We made a mess and sang in karaoke.
What?!
That's a lie!
Of course it's a lie!
We know each other even if we don't know each other.
We don't know each other that well.
Of course, we have relationships with people like this.
Surprisingly, we know Yoshiki-san, too.
Rakuten Mikitani-san is my friend.
We celebrated Yoshiki-san's birthday together when we were 12 years old.
We were a small group of people.
What did you give to the president?
For example, I love wine.
So, I gave him "kenzo" which is a purple wine.
I don't have it now, so I gave it to him as a gift.
It's like going golfing with such wealthy people.
When you go golfing, is it true that you go by helicopter?
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
I don't have a helicopter.
All of you have one, don't you?
I'm good at carrying things.
I don't own one.
Did you put it in a bottle and put it in your mouth?
I was in a drama with Nitori.
That's where we first kissed for the first time.
That's right.
At that time, she gave me a diamond ring instead of telling me.
And?
That's a big hit in foreign countries.
It's a picture my father took me when I was young.
Oh, you haven't done it yet?
I haven't done it. I haven't done it yet.
Oh, let's read it together and do it.
Oh, let's go.
Do you know?
You're a diamond for Natsumi.
You've spread a lot of things like this.
Yes.
You've got a lot of people coming, haven't you?
That's right. The commercial is also increasing.
Yes, it's increasing.
I used to do it before, but if you tell me to do it, I won't do it at all.
I won't do it at all.
I won't do it, but let Cary do it.
I'm glad you're becoming a sponsor of DOWN DOWN NOW.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
Of course.
You always make me do it, don't you?
The banquet stage with the fat President Nitori
is a rare public izakaya hideout in the early morning.
Here is the menu that Sakagami-san chose under it.
The most popular thing in the shop is this ham katsu.
Crispy batter and 20 mm thick super thick slices are sold.
It's enough to eat.
It's not good. It can't be.
The salmon sashimi with a moderate amount of fat
and healthy long potatoes are also perfect with sake.
If you say the keyword of the program at the end of the show,
it's a highball service. Don't miss it.
Now that the banquet sake has advanced,
President Nitori said that Mr. Itsuki has a little complaint.
The president said that Mr. Itsuki has a complaint.
Complaint?
It's better not to say it.
I have a lot of complaints.
I'll tell you one of them.
I went golfing with my family in Okinawa.
That prefecture, right?
At that time, I went to a club.
Did you say the club's name?
It's a pretty famous club with a lot of friends.
In Okinawa.
I always go there.
Up to ten men go there.
Of course, I like singing.
We all sang karaoke together.
My wife and my wife were there.
But it was a different structure.
They told me, "Bongen, it's 10 o'clock."
They told you?
They told me.
No, no, Bongen.
When they told me,
it was almost 10 o'clock.
I was curious about it.
So, I decided to go there.
It's a club called "Bruce in the morning".
It's in Matsuyama.
In Okinawa.
I went there a lot.
And the next day,
Why do you go there?
I'm the one who pays for it.
10 o'clock is like a child's time.
It's like a child's time.
Your wife told you that?
No, no.
My wife told me.
It's 10 o'clock.
Everyone, it's 10 o'clock.
If you don't go there,
my husband will be there no matter what.
I didn't ask you.
No, I asked you.
Why do you go there?
It's 10 o'clock.
You shouldn't ask me that.
President Mitori's recent shopping
is also out of the plan.
Especially in Tokyo,
I bought a 2,000-tsubo investment museum
last year.
It's a mansion.
A mansion of 2,000-tsubo?
Last year,
President Mitori bought
a 4-story mansion of 2,000-tsubo
in Shikichi.
This time,
for the first time on TV,
we'll show you the mansion.
What is this 2,000-tsubo mansion, which has a large number of people, such as former Prime Minister Koizumi?
Good morning.
Welcome, welcome.
Originally, this building was owned by electric maker Toshiba as a luxury mansion.
The building is about 300-tsubo and has two floors.
The room is large and small, and there is also an old room.
After this, we'll show you the first time on TV, we'll show you the mansion, which has a large number of people, such as former Prime Minister Koizumi?
I think it's bad weather.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
To be honest, I don't know unless I become a butler.
We'll show you the first time on TV, we'll show you the mansion, which has a large number of people, such as former Prime Minister Koizumi?
Now, let's have President Nitori show us around.
The entrance is wide.
It's wide, isn't it?
Here you go.
Is it a fairly old building?
I think it's about 80 years old.
First of all, we were shown around the room where you eat and drink, including Prime Minister Koizumi.
That room is here.
It has two floors and a double bed.
There's karaoke here, too.
You can karaoke anywhere?
That's right.
By the way, when you invite dozens of guests, you can also use the double bed on the third floor.
Wow, that's amazing!
There's more!
There's something amazing out of the window, too!
This is a garden...
A waterfall?
It's a waterfall!
I made it!
You made it?
Yes.
Not only is there a 500-pot garden, but also cherry blossoms and koi will welcome you with a dip.
Next is the tempura house.
- Tempura house? - Yes.
The tempura house is the counter seat of this tempura and sushi restaurant.
Furthermore, this building far away is...
...the tea room.
There are many places here.
Now, what kind of dishes will President Mitori welcome with a dip?
Here are the dishes.
First of all, umami of firefly squid...
...bamboo shoot and sea urchin marinated in soy sauce...
...and pickled chrysanthemum flowers...
...and various beautiful five kinds of pickles...
...beef cutlet of Sendai beef...
You can eat it with miso sauce or ponzu sauce as you like.
Furthermore, umami of firefly squid and sea urchin marinated in soy sauce...
...and Thai food made of fresh Thai fish...
...and pickled chrysanthemum flowers...
...this is also delicious!
President Mitori, thank you for your guidance.
Now, now...
In these dishes, President Mitori is complimented by Mr. Ichiki.
I have something to complain about.
- On the contrary? - Yes, on the contrary.
There was a pro-ama night party.
A pro-ama night party is held by female pros...
...and there is a time limit for the pros.
They can only stay for a few hours.
Then, Mr. Mitori came out and said hello.
Then, the pros went out.
When I went out last, there were no more pros.
I wanted to let the girls pros hear it, too.
I had that feeling, too.
No, I didn't think you'd say that.
I was the only one who felt good.
I told the girls pros to hear it.
Then, everyone went out.
But, Mr. Mitori was the only one who could do it consciously.
I was listening to you, but I think Mr. Mitori is bad.
I don't know much about you, Mr. Mitori.
I've never heard of you.
Mr. Mitori adores singers and even released a CD.
Lastly, let's listen to Mr. Mitori's song.
It's a very famous singer.
You're not singing at all.
He's in a good mood.
Mr. Mitori is in a good mood.
Here we are.
This is it.
Char...Char...Charlotte restaurant.
Yes, it is.
Here, here, here.
This is Paname.
Paname.
Yes, it is a restaurant where you can enjoy authentic French cuisine using seasonal ingredients.
French?
French!
A little French?
A little French.
Hiroshi, come in.
Hiroshi.
Yes, this is the city of Enka singers who are in their next generation who are loved by Ichiki-san the most now.
I've never heard of such a restaurant.
Yes, it is.
I didn't know you'd choose such a restaurant.
Hiroshi, come in! Come in!
Let's go!
I know!
Yes, let's go.
Ah!
There he is!
Hello.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
This is the official guest, Fukuda Kouhei-san!
Nice to meet you!
Fukuda Kouhei-san, who appears four times in "Kouhaku" and praises Ichiki-san for his funny jokes.
Tonight, we have a top-level interview with a passionate fan, and it is obvious that he is too passionate!
He wears secret boots and slaps me on the back!
Is that what you're saying?
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, but...
If my teeth come out, I'll go like this.
Really?
Yes.
What's wrong with me?
Furthermore, he reveals his countryside-like home!
I'm going to watch Tokorozan's show!
You!
And, the official interview!
It's not the time for you to be eating!
What are you doing?!
Please, have a seat.
It's your birthday, right?
Have a seat.
Then, I'll change.
No, no. But, you know, Itsuki-san...
It's fine.
What is it, Fukuda-san?
Fukuda-san will never take off his down jacket.
This is...
Listen, listen.
It has a meaning.
It has a deep reason.
A deep reason, yes.
It's a deep and good story.
Then, Fukuda-san, please take off your down jacket.
Hurry up and say it!
You're fast!
You're strong!
You never say it!
So, this...
I gave it as a present.
Moncler and Ballet.
They collaborated and released it as a limited edition.
It was sold out in a flash.
He wanted it, so...
I looked for it everywhere.
I found it in Italy.
This is too much of a letter.
I'll leave it as it is.
I'll wear it and post it.
I'll wear it and watch TV and wait for it.
You never say it!
He's from Iwate Prefecture.
He's from Shizukui City.
But you never say it, right?
I can't say it.
But, Fukuda-san...
Fukuda-san is a passionate fan of his aunt.
He has a lot of fans!
Let's watch that video.
Kouhaku...
Fukuda Kouhei-san has performed 4 times in the Kouhaku Singing Competition.
He's very popular.
His concert venue is full every day.
In addition to his number of concerts in the top class...
His number of concerts is amazing.
His number of members also seems to be at the top of the competition.
Most of the fans of Mr. Fukuda are enthusiastic old ladies.
Everyone's love for Mr. Fukuda never stops.
Everyone's girlfriend is an 18-year-old maiden.
I fell in love with her right away.
Goods such as 2,500 yen tent lights and T-shirts sell like crazy.
Some of them are like this.
With the money I earned,
I'm getting more and more fans.
Even when shaking hands...
Look, they're shaking hands.
Wow!
This line of people!
Even when shaking hands...
They're young and energetic.
If you keep doing it, you'll forget it.
They're looking at you.
Mr. Fukuda makes his fans smile with his handshake.
Even while singing, he gets off the stage and shakes hands with his fans.
And there's another reason for his fans to be energetic.
If you're energetic and happy,
you'll be able to live on.
You'll be able to live on.
This talk calms old ladies' hearts.
And...
The person who takes care of their belongings the most.
The person who cleans up the most.
Mr. Fukuda.
With his skillful jokes, he makes a big impact.
Now, let's go dig up Mr. Fukuda.
What do you think of Mr. Fukudake?
No, he was really funny.
To be honest, you won't know unless you become a cuttlefish.
So if you just went "bang" in the head right now, Mrs. Fukuda will be really angry.
No, I'm not that happy about it.
No, thank you very much.
If you don't go "bang" in the head for Tama-chan, you won't regret it.
What are you talking about?
But Izuki-san, you definitely can't do it, right?
Huh? I...
No, I can't.
I want it to sell more!
More than this!
The variety shows don't really stand out.
No, just by looking at them, you'd think, "Wow, it's the people on TV."
They're really cuttlefish.
It's better than watching them on TV.
The two famous downturners.
No, no, you know them.
Tama-chan and Mat-chan.
And this is...
Yamasaki and Mashiko-san.
No, I always watch them on TV.
And this is the regular...
How many? 11 episodes?
No, not that many.
About eight episodes.
Jiro Sakagami, who does about eight episodes.
No, I'm not Jiro.
Jiro-san doesn't go all in, does he?
No, no.
But, Sensei...
You don't know him?
I can't back down.
This guy...
No, on TV...
Izuki-san, can you be quiet for a second?
I'm sorry, but...
I'll introduce you...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The reason I didn't invite him today...
Yes?
No matter what you say, he seems like a celebrity.
Eh?
He's probably a celebrity, a celebrity.
Even if you say you know him...
There's something I'd like you to do for me.
A celebrity?
Yes.
Um, you know...
"Fushiyuta"?
Yes, "Fushiyuta".
Can we do that after a toast?
Then, shall we do a toast?
A toast...
Yes.
Then, Izuki-san, please.
Thank you!
I would like you to sing a verse of your folk song, which you mentioned earlier.
Of course!
Please!
I love it!
A verse...
What are you talking about?
Yes!
It's a folk song of Iwate, but it's a simple folk song.
I will sing a verse of it.
Yes!
It's like this.
It's a good voice, isn't it?
I fell in love with Fukuda-san's best singing voice in Japan.
This time, only Fukuda-san's fans know about Fukuda-san's secret.
Enthusiastic fans testify.
Fukuda Kouhei is like this.
Yes!
His position is...
Bam!
On the stage, he wears 8cm tall secret boots and shows off his height.
Can you say such a thing?
Please!
It's a real sound, isn't it?
No!
It's not a secret as soon as you say it.
How tall is Hamada-san?
Can you stand up for a moment?
It's my height.
Look!
But...
I'm short...
Are you short now?
You are already short now!
Are you short now?
I'm short now, but...
If I have a tooth, I'm like this.
What?!
Like this.
What?!
Really?
Yes, I'm 8cm tall like this.
That's Fukuda-san!
8cm plus 3cm is 8cm!
I have Fukuda-san's height!
It's 157cm!
Oh, that's right!
Also, you're wearing something rough.
When you wear a kimono, it's better for your stomach to get a little bigger.
When you put it together, it fits better.
That's why I put in three pieces of correction.
I always wear a button and make it fit well.
If you keep talking like that, you'll start speaking standard Japanese.
After this, Fukuda-kun's countryside-like home was revealed!
And the accusation went even further!
How can you say that to me, Sensei?!
You're living like that!
This isn't the time for you to eat your fingers!
Sensei!
After this, we'll talk about Fukuda-san's home situation.
Even though I have a house in the countryside, there's nothing around me, so it's a tourist attraction.
But you're coming back from Iwate.
Even now?
Yes, even now.
You're a person who's been to Kohaku four times!
Don't you live in Tokyo?
I have a family, so when I have three or four days off, I go home.
This is Fukuda-san's house.
What is this?!
I went to see Tokoro-san's show.
You!
Fukuda-kun, say something!
Isn't this normal?!
Why are you suddenly talking like that?!
This is pretty...
This is amazing, there's nothing around.
This is amazing.
There's no electricity.
There's nothing.
Of course, there's no streetlights.
There's no convenience store either.
There's nothing.
Why is there a house like this?
Well, that's...
Your ancestors...
Eh, is it your parents' house?
It's my parents' house.
Parents' house?!
Eh, Fukuda-san, do you have a husband?
Ah, I do, I do.
I have one uncle.
Uncle?
Ah, one god.
What about your wife?
Not your mother, but your wife.
My wife is normal.
I have one son and two daughters.
Daughters...
Ah, children.
Children.
I have one son and one daughter.
You said that on purpose, didn't you?!
It's not like that!
It's normal!
This is normal!
It's not like you're calling your family to Tokyo.
That's right, that's right.
In the end...
The only thing that separates you from this environment is...
Yanta.
You should know that by now!
How can you say that?!
It's not the time for you to say it like that!
Because today, we...
Ah, that's right.
Sensei...
Don't say "sensei"!
But...
Sensei...
Sensei said that I should escort you properly...
That's right!
You should eat and drink!
You don't do that much.
But this family has existed for a long time.
That's right, that's right.
That means you haven't separated for a long time.
That's right!
That's right! That's right!
What about the fields around you? Are they yours?
Where do you live?
The fields are really good!
There is also a grassland.
Oh, you all have your own fields.
How big is your area?
That's good, too!
The fields are in Nichogo.
Nichogo?!
There is also a grassland, and there is also a forest and mountains.
But you don't have your family at home now, do you?
That's why it's hard.
That's why you have to protect yourself properly.
That's why you can go back to the countryside at any time.
It also appears in the song.
That's right!
Moreover, there is a song called "Nanbu Shibure".
This is a very important song.
This song is a very good song,
In the first place, he sang a song that his father was going to sing.
Was your father a singer?
My father was a singer.
He was able to publish his own song and release it.
But my father died when he told me about it.
So I asked him if he could sing it for me.
I thought it was fate for my father to die, so I asked him to sing it for me.
It's a good story even if it's a lie.
What was that?!
My jaw was shaking!
What was that?!
It doesn't hurt at all!
I feel like I'm going to lose my mind!
Next is "abnormal fan service". What is it?
"Fan service is sincere until abnormal"!
I saw that in Amazon.
How abnormal is it?
I heard that if you go down a round, you will come back up to the middle of the aisle.
It's very heartbreaking to keep it just in that aisle.
So, if you go down anyway, the first thing you have to respect and cherish is your parents who come in a wheelchair.
You go there, see their faces and listen to their songs.
Sometimes, parents and mothers who were supposed to come to their own concerts pass away.
So, there are people whose daughters and sons come with their homes.
There are people like that.
You go to the person who has a house and take a picture and say "thank you for bringing me here today".
Then you go back to the stage.
You can't do that.
Why can't you do it?
You say you don't know.
You didn't have a chance like that in the first place.
You can't go back suddenly.
You can't go back suddenly and get hit in the face.
So, what do you think of "downtown" as "fan service"?
"Fan service" exists, doesn't it?
In the first place, I don't have any fans!
I've never seen any fans!
You don't even do concerts!
If you did, would you come down like Fukuda-san?
Of course I'd come down!
I'd like you to do it!
Why do you go down to a man you don't know?
This is how you do it!
It's bad communication!
After this, Itsuki Hiroshi vs Fukuda Kouhei!
I don't know how to switch between the two.
I'm going to hit you in the face!
Now, Fukuda-san and Itsuki-san have something to say.
Fukuda-san has something to say to Itsuki-san.
What is it?
If it's not this opportunity...
What is it?
I don't know how to switch between the two.
You look like you're having fun.
I don't know where the difference is.
You look like you're having fun.
Is it okay for me to joke around like this?
You look like you're having fun!
Sensei! Stop making that face!
He's the kind of person who makes you want to joke around.
I don't know if it's okay for me to say it like that.
Have you ever been scolded by Sensei?
No, I haven't.
I don't scold people like you two do.
Really?
You're like the sea boss of Kawahara.
Next up...
Kamada vs. Fukuda Kouhei.
You're so mean.
I hate you.
It looks like they have something to say to Fukuda.
When I was young, I was bad.
What?
I was bad.
You were bad?
I was bad.
What are you talking about?
You can't even say bad things.
There's not much to do in the countryside.
We're rivals.
That's good.
That's interesting.
That's good.
I like it.
You're so mean.
You're threatening me from the bottom of your heart.
What would you do in Osaka?
What?
I've been there.
Let's do it.
What are you doing?
Let's have a fight.
A fight between tofu and sweet and sour pork.
Sweet and sour pork?
You're crazy.
What are you doing?
You're gross.
The next stage of "Utani" is French restaurant "Paname".
The first dish of the restaurant is sautéed fresh "Ikiomaru" shrimp.
The second dish is a sauce full of rich shrimp flavor.
How would you like to eat "Sakagami Shirobu"?
It's great with miso.
It's delicious.
You can enjoy seasonal ingredients at a plate.
A popular menu of real pork is pork grill.
The last keyword of the show is "drink a glass of service".
Fukuda-san brought a souvenir for us.
He is a distant relative of Fukuda-san.
It's popular now.
What's this?
It's a large amount of matcha.
This is an old koppepan.
This is a matcha sandwich.
It's amazing.
What will you eat today?
If you go to a pork shop, you can see what's inside.
You gave me so much.
What will you do until today?
What's wrong with you?
This week's keyword is "fukudepan".
If you say this word in a shop, you can get a nice present.