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Tonight's "Downtown Nine" is about a lovey-dovey defense attorney and a series of bad puns.
The defense attorney, Furutachi Ichiro, and the storm of complaints.
I know you think it's funny, but it's mostly a lie.
Starting with Yamasaki, I'll tell you the answer to the quiz right away!
If the guest has such an impact and you have to include Yamasaki's story, why don't you call me?
He's really angry!
Furutachi suddenly loses his ability in front of a beautiful actress.
He also made a mistake in front of a beautiful actress.
He also made a series of complaints about Kyomoto Masaki, a miracle actor.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
20 million yen. Are you crazy?
Furutachi's son is a popular Johnny's talent. His entry secret has also been revealed.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Wait a minute!
Why is Matsumoto-san's entry different?
Did you all choose your own chocolates?
Hey! Don't turn on the TV here!
It's embarrassing!
Thank you for everything, Furugami-san.
I love you.
Hey! Don't say that!
What is this? Why is it different?
I'm scared!
The type is different.
It's true! Hachiko-sake!
It's too early!
So, tonight's stage is still Hachiman.
Anaba-spot, which is very popular with women in their 30s and 40s.
You can drink sake without thinking about delicious food.
The man you were dating before was around here.
The man you were dating before was around here, too.
Stop it.
Stop it. I was around here, too.
By the way, there are quite a lot of people around here.
In the first store, Mr. Furutachi is waiting for you.
Here we are. It's a big soba restaurant.
By the way, Mr. Furutachi is waiting for you in this restaurant.
I'm also a big fan of him.
He is a man with a long story.
Is it this close?
Thank you for having me.
He is a man with a long story.
Did you hear that?
Thank you for having me at the end of the year.
Thank you very much.
You shouldn't have laughed like that.
It was shocking.
Shall we start?
First of all, let's do this.
Let's do this.
We don't have time for this.
Before I met Kitchy, I talked to him.
I'll make it short.
He talked about me.
I can't do it at all.
I talked to Kitchy.
He said he would teach me a trick.
When you are waiting for someone, shout out loud.
If you lower your guard, you can do anything you want.
It's easy.
Yes, it's over.
Yes.
Stop it.
It's over.
Shinobu-chan is terrible.
I talked about it before the show.
When I talk about space for a long time, I shout out loud and stop it.
You make it there.
Thank you for your time.
I'll drink strong sake again.
This is delicious.
This person brought me a duck pot.
Hamado-san, Minami-chan and Matsumoto-san.
Yes, Furutachi-san.
What is this rock?
When I drink with Furutachi-san, I get angry if it's not rock.
Really?
It's a lie.
Thank you.
Did you see the Tokyo calendar?
Don't talk about it!
We're still living here!
If you don't talk about it, you won't have any presence!
It's okay!
I don't have any presence!
Even with this, you're safe.
For Dantan-san...
Yes.
For Furutachi-san...
For Furutachi-san, it's been a while since I've seen you.
That's right.
Furutachi-san, please tell us about something you don't talk about.
A long time ago, when we first came out, we were called "Japan Broadcasting Entertainment Awards".
Even at that time, Furutachi-san was nominated for something different.
We are new entertainers.
That's different.
When I was 29 years old, Dantan was Yoshimoto's...
Well, I'll make it short.
Yoshimoto's...
It's getting longer because you're making it short!
At least...
At least!
But when we were completely unknown, we came out as new entertainers.
It was really interesting and important!
Even now, I still remember some of the stories.
Really?
Because you said you were sick, when you took MRI or CT scans or X-ray photos, you took them from the weather satellite, Himawari.
I remember!
It was so interesting!
The stories are getting bigger and bigger.
I'll use old-fashioned words again.
Yes!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry.
But it's okay.
"Old-fashioned words" are really popular.
It's a big announcement.
That's what I think.
This time, we're going to get rid of the weak points of "old-fashioned words" that we don't usually say.
It's dangerous for someone.
It's like you can say it from here.
That's right!
He's been a reporter for "ford station" for 12 years.
He's also been a moderator for "kohaku utagassen" for three times.
He's been in more than 60 programs as a moderator.
Recently, he's been showing his presence as an actor in "shitamachi rocket".
He's been getting a lot of complaints about "old- fashioned words" since last night.
First of all, Yamazaki will tell you the answer to the quiz right away!
What is this?
Yamazaki and Yana have been working together for more than two years.
Before the correct answer of the quiz is played, I sometimes say the answer.
I give too many hints.
For example, "what is the true identity of this mysterious light?"
This is not a drone.
Yamazaki keeps cutting off Yamazaki's choice of answer.
The host is confused!
What does this mean?
This is a "mockery treatment".
Look at Yano's auditory hallucination.
He's just nodding without saying anything.
Compared to that, it's even worse!
Stop it!
This is what makes me happy!
Here is the actual video.
The correct answer is X!
Right, Sensei?
The correct answer is K!
What confused you?
The correct answer is B, the same sex.
Yes, correct!
Yes!
I should have said the correct answer earlier.
I'm sorry.
The skull is still there.
It is said that he is a person who created the system of brain science development.
Now I understand why you explained it like that.
However, once you are 60 years old, you won't be able to do anything about it.
You won't be able to do anything about it.
You'll be dead when you grow up.
You won't be able to do anything about it.
Humans are gradually losing their self-control.
The tolerance function of the frontal lobe, which is located at 38 degrees, is decreasing.
Now, it's about time for you to confess your sins.
Yamazaki said it.
While recording, if you like, you can link it to brain science or Buddhism.
You can talk about it forever and invite the studio.
I see!
Yamazaki can't say "X" like Shinobu.
That's right!
You can't wait for it.
That's right!
You can't wait for it.
Do you think it's bad at this point?
I do.
Do you think it's bad at this point?
Yes, I do.
But I can't wait for it.
Yamazaki pretends like he can't hear anything.
I think you should turn off the lights.
No, I can't do that.
The director should be somewhere.
No, I can't do that.
You should keep talking.
Everyone will ignore me.
But you should keep talking.
You know you can't get used to it.
But before, behind the low bridge frame,
I entered the new trend in Buddhism.
That's enough.
You don't have to be so straightforward.
Speaking of Furutachi-san, Yamasaki-san and Furutachi- san have been together for a short period of time.
The staff asked me if there is anything else.
Yamasaki-san is on a honeymoon right now.
He called me first about his honeymoon.
Yamasaki-san didn't want to think about Furutachi- san until he came back from his honeymoon.
I know.
However, I have something to say.
From my point of view, Yamasaki-san is a functional brother.
That's right.
If the guest has such an impact and I have to include Yamasaki-san's story, I will be a burden.
He is very angry.
Wait a minute.
Minami-chan is also a junior of mine.
I like Minami-san of Tanakai.
First of all, I want to ask you about Furutachi- san.
I made a mistake.
Minami-chan, what do you think about him?
He is a legendary person in the world of announcers.
He is an announcer that Azumi Shinshiro-senpai admires.
He is an unreachable person for us.
But I don't trust Azumi-senpai who says that.
What do you mean?
You should vent your anger.
I'm happy.
When I saw Takanohana's son, Kutsu Shokunin, I realized that he is a genius.
He speaks like Haga Kenji.
I like it.
Do you like it?
I like it.
Does that mean that Furutachi-san also thought like Haga Kenji when he saw Hanozawa Yuichi-kun?
However, he couldn't speak like Haga Kenji.
Haga Kenji also has good points.
I met a beautiful actress at a karaoke bar.
I didn't say anything because I didn't want to interfere with the conversation,
but I was invited to sing karaoke with a beautiful actress.
Then my eyes shone and the song I chose was Yoshi's song "Seika",
and it was painful to see you trying to liven it up with all your might.
No, it's not like that.
Even among young people, it's still unnecessary.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
It's embarrassing.
I drank two whiskeys and went home.
When I finished my second drink, I was hit by someone and fought back.
Then I said, "Mr. Furtaishi, I'm your senior, so please sing for me."
The moment I said, "No, I'm going home,"
"Yoshi, let's go. Can you sing "Seika" for me?"
That's how I started the intro.
A sad man left his hometown.
I don't know why I can't say his name.
A famous actor said, "I went to the bathroom with my big legs."
I can't say my name!
I've never met a famous actor like him.
He ignored me and went to the bathroom.
It was a lonely night.
There's still a lot of room for women like that.
Yes, there is.
But that doesn't mean you can't sing "De Abago", does it?
No, you can't go that far.
Minami-chan, what's up with you today?
It's like...
That's right!
I haven't talked to you for a while.
I guess you and Futa-san are different.
I'm always nervous, so...
I guess there's something like this in the society.
I see.
I've been watching you for a long time, so I know you very well.
But you're above the clouds.
I'm always nervous.
If you say it like that, you'll get "ipsu".
Do you know what day it is today?
Is it Happy Valentine's Day?
Minami-chan...
Yes?
I brought chocolate for you.
Oh, I'm happy for you.
Even if it's a lie, you're happy for me, right?
No, it's not a lie.
Futa-san's letter was the most...
I was nervous because I was thinking of what to write.
Really?
Yes.
My letter was terrible, too.
No, it's not like that!
Your letter is the longest!
Really?
Is it the longest?
Hey!
But what does it mean?
What does it mean?
When you say "no" for the longest time,
you say it with your nasal voice, not with your nasal voice.
It's annoying.
No, it's not like that!
So...
You're cute!
I think you like nasal voices and radio waves very much.
Oh, I see.
So I was scared to tell you about it, and I've been quiet about it.
Oh, I see!
That's how you become aware of it.
You use beautiful Japanese.
But you may or may not know it.
That's right.
The omelet is delicious, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
It's really good!
Buta-san, have you eaten yet?
You're always noisy.
Why do you say that?!
You're completely adding to it!
I'm not saying it because I know what you're thinking about.
You're trying to show off your bad touch.
But it's really like "Tokyo Calendar".
"Tokyo Calendar"?
It's really like "Tokyo Calendar".
I'm doing it now.
It's really like "Tokyo Calendar".
It's like a semi-double bed and a man's lips are this close.
And the last shot is when you open your mouth a little bit.
I don't think there's anyone in "HANA-ANSWER" who has continued this far.
But I heard there was a bed scene in the drama.
Really?!
In the first episode, there wasn't much of a bed scene, but there was a kiss scene where you could see my back.
You kissed?!
I did!
You're kidding me, right?
What do you mean "kidding"?
What's with you?!
I'm sorry, but Minami Tanaka has been misunderstanding her life for the rest of her life.
Furutachi-san, you've got a lot of energy.
Shall we move on to the third one?
It's you!
It's me.
At my daughter's wedding...
Did Furutachi-san ask you about it?
Including my daughter and my son, there are three of us.
Hey!
He's still here!
Um, that's...
He's still here!
He's not that old!
Furutachi-san asked you about it, right?
It was at your daughter's wedding.
Furutachi-san hosted it.
At my daughter's wedding?
Yes, at your daughter's wedding.
Furutachi-san said...
If you host a wedding, you don't have to cry.
But you're good at making fun of people.
As a sudden development...
If you host a wedding, you don't have to say hello for a long time, so it's likely that you hosted it.
So girls don't have to say "daddy" for a long time.
Because it gives you a sense of work.
Now it's time for the bride and groom to come in.
But that's what the bride and groom's dad is doing.
I hate it! My dad is the bride and groom!
But you're not good at it!
At the end of the video, you will hear your own words of appreciation from your father.
Please wait a moment.
The bride's father has arrived at this table.
Please, father.
It's funny when you say it like that.
It's funny.
When you say something like this, you drop your tone.
As expected of you.
But you have a son.
Does your son know Hamada-san's son?
Yes, we've been in a band for about three years.
Didn't you know Hamada-san?
No, I've heard of him.
I heard your son was in a band, too.
He's still in a band.
Oh, really?
His son, Yutaro-san, is a musician who plays an active role as an actor in "Asodora".
It is said that Mr. Hamada's nephew has been in a band with him since he was a student, but it is said that he has something to say to his son's friend's father, Mr. Hamada.
"Hama-chan"'s son is very polite, isn't he?
When I met him a few months ago at the west entrance of NHK...
After this, Mr. Hamada's son and Mr. Hamada's son had a business talk.
In addition...
I've been bringing it to the scene all the time.
Wow!
What's this?
What is the mysterious "attaché case"?
This broadcast is provided by the sponsor you see.
Do you know what it is?
I don't know.
One day, a friend of Mr. Takamizawa said that if you drink it for an hour, you will get drunk.
It's about time to start drinking for an hour.
Tonight's banquet stage is...
"Soba-dokoro O-no-ya".
In Mr. Nagano's "ishi-usubiki" soba restaurant...
The handmade soba is the main dish of the restaurant, but...
What you want to eat with a drink is...
This "kamo-nabe".
The "brand-ba" of "riyani" is also served with their unique "katsuo-bushi" or "soda-bushi" dashi.
Wow! The duck is soft, too!
Oh, my God! It's delicious!
As a keyword of the program site, it is "sobayuwario" service of buckwheat porridge.
Hama-chan's son is very polite, isn't he?
When I met him a few months ago at the west entrance of NHK, I said, "Mr. Furitani, thank you for your help in the program."
Once he appeared in the program, Mr. Okamoto said, "Thank you very much. Please say hello to your father, too."
Isn't it usually like that?
"No, it's not like that at all," said my son, including Mr. Yutaro.
Please put the bass next to you and say hello properly.
I thought your father wasn't like my mother at all.
What are you talking about?
You look like a musician when you say 'hey, hey, hey'.
I think Hama-chan is very polite and strict.
Hama-san is very polite and strict, isn't he?
But you don't have to be so polite.
That's not true.
Does your son know how to do it?
No, no, no.
But your son is a common bassist.
Thank you very much.
He's a common bassist, so he's good at playing bass.
You're bad, too.
I know.
Right?
I'm a little stupid.
I had a strong drink last night.
This is strong.
I left home at 10 p.m. today.
I forgot to bring my socks today.
Really?
I'll give them back to you later.
I see. You brought them often.
When I'm alone, people ask me about dog walks and Viking meetings.
They lie.
Because it's long.
Is it like that at home, too?
My family turns their backs on me.
I don't mean it to be long,
but a little while ago,
when my wife was home late at night,
she was drunk and I was drunk too,
"and I was watching "Newsbird" late at night,"
and I saw a lot of things happening in Russia.
At that time, I was still a governor of Gorbachev,
and I said,
Hey, you,
what is this governor saying now?
Gorbachev is from Koukassas region,
and the moment I said that,
my wife said,
"I'm watching "Newsbird" right now."
So,
women,
when they ask questions,
they ask for consent,
and at that time,
I realized that.
So you have to answer seriously,
don't you?
If you go to Hamada now,
what will you do?
You'll end up like this.
You'll improve your learning ability.
Now, let's move on to the fourth one.
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
It's Yoro.
Yoro.
After 30 years of dating,
what is the unexpected life form of Furtachi,
that Yoro witnessed?
Furtachi-san, you talk about a lot of things,
and I think it's funny when I listen to you,
but most of it is a lie.
If you look closely,
it's just a story.
Because stories are so funny,
some director of a song
tells a story Furtachi-san is telling,
and everyone is involved in it.
If I say 'Glittery',
it's all a lie.
I'm telling a story.
That's true.
Actually, stories are like that.
This is the evolution of life itself.
According to the environment,
it's evolving more and more.
I think it's getting more and more interesting
as time goes by.
I see. So it's like a lie.
That person who thinks it's funny
always puts his glasses
in his case and tells many stories.
I'm in my case, too.
It's like a glass of serious.
You make a story change in an interesting way,
and as a result, it becomes a lie!
I see.
That happens sometimes.
It's not my fault.
It's my brain's fault.
For example, today's scene
with Matsu-chan, Hama-chan,
Shinobi-chan and Tanaka-san
will remain as a video memory.
If you tell it to someone three times,
the video will be edited
and improved.
The seating position will change,
and the food will change, too.
If you keep changing it,
you'll want to make it more interesting.
Yes, you'll want to keep it.
Even though Furutachi-san
is such a person,
he doesn't seem like a great person.
I see.
On the contrary,
when he's in trouble,
as soon as he shakes something,
he's like, 'Here!'
He's like a faraway neck brace.
That's right.
Next,
let's take a look at Furutachi-san's
looks!
She's been carrying it all along.
Wow!
What is this?!
Next, let's take a look at Furutachi-san's glasses collection!
Ah, you just said it!
You don't usually bring these to work, do you?
I've been carrying them all along.
Wow!
What is this?!
These have become tri-layers.
Wow!
Tri-layers!
Wow!
This is part of it, right?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
These are the ones you've been using up until now, right?
Yes, I have.
Ah, they've become tri-layers!
They don't fit in.
You have to wear glasses.
There are about 70 of these!
Eh, there are still these?
There are still more.
You don't look like Furutachi-san much, do you?
Eh?!
This is something I've done on a show before.
You don't look like Furutachi-san much.
Do you?
You don't look like a yakuza.
You have a bad attitude.
You're an intellectual yakuza.
Ah, I'm an intellectual yakuza. I'm happy about that.
I'm happy about that.
Oh, now that you mention it, Furutachi-san was also in a drama before.
Yes.
He was a bit like a yakuza.
Yes, yes, yes.
He's a bit like that.
Ah, shut up.
Eh?! You're funny!
What's wrong?
You're making a big deal of it!
You should say 'yes' all the time.
Here you go. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ah, please accept my wishes.
It's not like you're asking to say 'yes' all the time.
No, it's not like you can say anything about the results you've come up with.
Wow, I'm so happy. I really missed it.
I mean...
Ogura Tomoaki-san, not me!
I knew it! I knew it!
Ogura Tomoaki-san, you scared me!
But today...
I feel like an old man with a long story.
That's tough!
The next person also...
I feel like someone with a long story.
The next person is...
Kyomoto Masaki-san, who turned 60 years old this year.
Speaking of Kyomoto-sama, he starred in many popular films as a second star with his beautiful face as a secret police officer, Kumihimoya's Ryu.
Moreover, this year marks the 40th anniversary of Kyomoto-sama's entertainment career.
Kyomoto-sama is a super actor who is proud of his miraculous youth.
However, this time...
From Kyomoto Corps, there are many claims that have not been said so far!
It's a joke, that skin. It's funny for the viewer.
Excuse me, are you crazy?
Kyomoto-san, I can't speak in four seconds right now.
His super annoying face is discovered!
Furthermore, his son is a popular Johnny's talent. His entry fee is also revealed!
Now, the next shop is here!
Kadokura Shokken 3.
Here we have...
An actor, Kyomoto Masaki-san!
Kyomoto-san, right?
With his ugly appearance, he turned 60 years old this year.
His mysterious face is discovered!
Thank you for waiting!
I can't do it.
You were using that "kasabasa" thing, weren't you?
Wow, it's so warm! I'm so happy!
It's the first floor.
It's been a while.
Is it a coincidence?
Ah! Well, it's kind of like that.
It's been a while.
So, this is our guest, young and handsome Masaki Ryoma!
Nice to meet you!
You're such a loose guy from the beginning.
I'm a little surprised.
But you've always been like that.
But you know what?
Masumoto-san and I went shopping at a park.
We didn't really go shopping at a park.
We went shopping at a park.
And we happened to walk there.
Wow!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
Wow!
Huh?
Is it over?
Can you hold on to your laughter for a little longer?
No, no!
Today's guest is...
I'm sorry.
Huh?
Hamazawa is already...
He's already done it.
Ah!
Um...
I'm sorry, Hamazawa-san.
How many years have you been doing this?
This isn't my fault!
Stop being such a passionate trainer!
It's not passionate!
It's normal!
By the way...
What did you bring with you today?
I brought wine...
Ah, wine!
No, niho shizu.
Niho shizu?
Wait a minute...
This is...
What are you doing?
This is quite troublesome.
I'm sorry!
I'll have a napolitan sour,
and for dinner, I'll have yakitori with asparagus,
and for dessert, I'll have takedoko with asparagus,
and for dinner, I'll have a tataki set meal.
Okay!
You've done it many times, haven't you?
Many times!
I've done it many times, but it hasn't been that interesting.
What about you, Minami-chan?
I've done it many times, too.
By the way, Tanaka-san and I had some connections.
Oh, really? You two used to be good friends.
I'm very close with my wife.
Are you two close?
Yes, we are.
When we were eating together, I asked her if she could bring me some food.
Have you been there?
No, I couldn't make it.
So I bought some snacks or something and brought them home.
And then I got a thank you message.
As I said earlier, please stop laughing.
Thank you for the food!
Wow, there's a lot of lemon in it.
The lemon here isn't sweet and it's delicious.
Yes, it is.
Well, this year is the 40th anniversary of Kyomoto- san's career and entertainment life.
Well, Kyomoto-san is a killer.
He's been in many dramas, including "Kumihimo", "Ryu", "Daibure", "Koukoukyoushi" and "Ienaki-ko".
Before Kyomoto-san's career, Kyomoto-san wasn't an actor.
Yes, he was a singer-songwriter.
He was a singer.
At that time, he was an actor while doing music.
While doing that, he happened to be a worker.
And then, for about ten years, his career continued.
Excuse me, is this an investigation?
It's a police investigation.
Let's go to the next one!
And!
This is a hot topic right now.
Kyomoto's son, Tiger-kun.
Yes, it's Tiger-kun.
Tiger-kun is active in "Johnny's".
Oh, I didn't know about it.
Oh, you didn't know about it.
But, in 2013, he was a parent and child teacher at Takizawa Dance Academy.
Did your father ask "Johnny's" agency for this?
No, it's not related at all.
By chance, Johnny-san saw the picture I took in Hawaii.
Is that possible?
Yes, it is.
Wasabi.
Is there a shop like that?
We went there together.
We took a picture there, but I wasn't in the picture.
His only picture was with his mother.
Yes, yes.
Actually, Mr. Kyo himself has been scouted by Mr. Johnny more than 40 years ago, and even though he is famous in the entertainment world, there is rarely such a coincidence.
By the way, my best friend Shingo Yanagisawa says that parents and children are good friends and that Mr. Kyo often works as a father.
That's all for today's episode of "Mr. Kyo, who is too good as an actor and a father."
Now, as always with such a perfect human being, there are people who say "I want you to let me say it for a moment at this unfortunate time."
What is it? This is common, isn't it?
From here on, the two members of the Kyo-moto Corps have been exposed to Mr. Kyo's annoying appearance that they usually can't say.
In addition...
Wow, what's this?
It's a little long, isn't it?
Usually, the time it takes is strange, like 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning.
Once it takes me about four or five hours.
There is a story. It continues.
No, it's hard.
I love talking to people.
Do you like to ask?
No, I don't like to ask.
I don't ask. I've never asked. My story.
Not once. Not for a second. My story.
I've only said "yes" so far.
There are differences!
Lately, we started using LINE.
Mm.
Kyo-san also starts using LINE now.
With LINE...
I guess it depends on settings...
You hear "shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun"...
That is...
shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun, shubun shubun shubun
It's really fast.
So I thought about it...
And for our recent job...
Anyhow...
I'm the green one on the right.
The white ones are all Kyosama's.
We started at 8:36 and from there...
[Kyomoto's phone is ringing]
Wow!
You haven't replied to Kyomoto at all!
I haven't replied yet!
- You haven't yet! - You haven't yet!
Huh?!
[Kyomoto's phone is ringing]
He's finally here. Finally, Kyomoto.
Has he transformed?
Transformed...
I don't know how to say "transformed"...
Can you talk right away?
It's really messy.
I learned how to send a message in one go.
And you can choose which one you want to send.
I will send you a foreshadow of what I want to say first.
Do you know if you can talk after that?
I don't know.
Do you know?
I don't think it's a bother.
I think we are definitely similar.
But we are good brothers.
I don't think I will get angry.
Do you talk to each other a lot?
Yes, we do.
I am from Osaka and she is also from Osaka.
So we talk in Osaka dialect at home.
Where are you from?
Takatsuki.
Takatsuki is really Osaka.
I am Takatsuki Suita Ibaragi.
You sound like a hip-hop singer.
Can you talk to me in Osaka dialect?
Do you talk in Osaka dialect?
I talk in Osaka dialect normally.
Do you talk in Osaka dialect at home?
I talk in Osaka dialect at home, too.
For example?
For example, "Can you pass me the sauce?"
No, we don't need it.
If you don't talk to me, I will become an interviewer.
If you don't talk to me, I will become a king.
There are still many things Kyomo can do.
Kyomo is great at doing everything himself.
For example, when he eats.
This is a black one-box car.
It's a Japanese car.
The driver and passengers sit in this car.
It's like a carousel.
Is it necessary to do this?
What is this?
You can't get out of the car if you don't open it like this.
There is a monitor in the car, but I don't know the meaning of it.
Who looks at it?
Kyomo and Masaki are playing the guitar.
I think it's a special feature of Kyomo.
It's worth 20 million yen.
It's a guitar.
I saw Kyomo's music live.
When I saw it, I started playing these four instruments.
I did like this.
A part of the guitar came off and it became a sword.
It's like putting a sword in a guitar.
Right?
This is worth 20 million yen.
Are you crazy?
It's worth 20 million yen.
I don't know what's going on.
That's why I filmed it in a crazy motion in Yokkaichi the other day.
I'm wearing a running shirt.
And of course, Shingo is also half-naked.
Everyone is half-naked, mostly.
Only today...
I'm wearing leather jackets all the time.
Thick...
That leather jacket is a joke, isn't it?
No, Komoto...
Komoto...
I...
I don't sweat.
No, it's not like that.
People who watch it will be surprised.
How many times is it? I'm curious.
"Take it off." I said it, but I didn't take it off.
I didn't take it off at all.
From Komoto's last story...
I have my own way of thinking.
I think the season will change when we have an all-nighter.
You're calculating an all-nighter.
I'm calculating it in my mind.
Did you know that there is no all-nighter today?
You're calculating it, aren't you?
Yes, there is.
When we decided to do this show, I thought we'd be doing it until October.
So we packed our cars and went there.
Of course, it's hot in the studio.
But when I saw Koumoto and Shingo-chan, they were already running.
When we were cheering for them, they might be wearing coats.
So we told them they should wear coats.
But there was only one downside.
A few people were wearing short sleeves.
That's right.
What do you think?
So...
This is my strong point.
But you know, I could talk for four seconds right now.
You stink.
But!
Don't step on it.
Shiron-kun, right?
We Jidaiya people don't step on it for some reason.
I wonder what it is.
In my case, it means I'll be scolded.
Tokoyama-san...
People like that are really scary.
It means you shouldn't step on it.
Why shouldn't you step on it?
It's like you've become a chameleon.
Tokoyama-san...
It means you have to change your color.
What?
It means you have to change your color.
Can you tell me more about it?
That's about it.
Isn't it a story team?
It means you shouldn't sweat.
Is it true?
It's true.
If you go to the sauna with me, will you only sweat on your face?
I don't go to the sauna.
Why?
Why do you look at the sauna from above?
After this, we will reveal the secret of the remodeler's favorite.
The broadcast so far has been provided by the sponsor you are watching.
The feast with the lovely and natural Kyo-sama is at Kadokura Shopping Mall in Binchou, Sumibi- yakitori.
The famous brand of chicken, Daisen-dori is used.
The meat, which is balanced with its own feed and made of good oil, is very juicy.
When baked in Japanese charcoal, it has a gentle aroma.
Mr. Sakagami didn't expect it, either.
Oh, it's good.
It's very good here.
The soft tip of the bamboo shoot.
The rabbit bamboo shoot is also exquisite.
The slight sweetness of a whole lemon is also recommended.
As a keyword at the end of the program, a piece of salt is a service, without neglecting it.
And there was something I missed yesterday.
But this...
I was surprised about this.
Mr. Hamada already knew about this.
He showed me this at the location shoot.
When we work together like this at the location shoot, we usually take you with us.
You look inside and say, "There's a monitor, isn't there?"
There's a monitor, isn't there?
Isn't there this, too?
What do you think of this monitor at the end?
What do you think of it?
Who's going to look at it?
No, the person running behind you will look at it.
He's a senior. What are you talking about?
At the place where you put your head...
At the place of the headrest...
You put the monitor on.
And you put it on at the end, too.
Oh, I see!
You put it on at the back of the headrest.
Who's going to look at it?
No, the person running behind you will look at it.
I'm not saying anything that doesn't make sense.
I'm not.
Just say it.
I'm not.
I'm telling you about chameleons.
That's enough.
You're making me mad.
That's enough.
Actors like Kosugi Kuramae and others who are fat,
train for three months without saying anything.
Everyone is losing weight.
Please watch it.
It airs on March 1st at 7:57 p.m.
It ends in no time.
Please watch it.
I'm Tomohiro Tonde Saitama.
I'm known as a Hollywood-class comedian.
It's a little awkward for Japanese people,
but I don't think they'll laugh at my jokes.
Don't worry about me.
Please laugh at me.
I'm Koukai.
Nice to meet you.
Really?!
It hasn't started yet!
Next week,
what will Kamika Muraka be like?
Let's go eat.
Let's eat.
She's been using English all along.
Not only is he a comedian,
but he's also a special guest!
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sponsorship.
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