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Tonight's "Downtown Man" is about a man who confesses his family circumstances to his wife with all his heart.
Five children's father, Takeshi Tsuruno. His love for his wife is too abnormal.
I love my wife's "honyarara".
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
I love the smell of bamboo!
I love it!
At 60 years of his entertainment life,
Iton Shiro, his son, confesses his family's sad reality.
Are you any different from your family?
I'm a weak one.
It's not funny at all.
His super-popular idol group, "Inc." whom he had kicked out,
The truth of the story, and the real name confession of the addicted entertainer.
Originally, it's different...
It's like a Toma.
Tonight's stage is Toyosuto Nishishinbashi.
The food that downtown Sakaun-san will praise will come out a lot.
The first customers are waiting for the first time in downtown Sakaun-san while being nervous.
Good morning!
I'm nervous!
So, the guest of this shop is Tsuruno Tateshi-san!
Welcome!
Excuse me!
Are you nervous?
I'm telling you, I'm nervous!
But we've met many times!
Many times!
But we've never talked while drinking like this!
Speaking of the Tsuruno family, there are five children from 2 years old to 14 years old!
They've been married to a beautiful wife who was a stylist for 15 years.
They've won "best father award" and "ikumen of the year" and are widely recognized as "good fathers".
However, it has been discovered that they love their wives too much and are attracted to their families!
What is the strange love of Tsuruno Tateshi that can be seen from their wives and children's eyes?
The stage for singing is a Korean restaurant, "Chang".
This is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose after tasting it!
The vegetables are also 100% shrunken and the hamjejeon is crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside!
Mr. Sakagami didn't expect it either!
It's good!
It's like daikon mochi!
It's good, isn't it?
Boiled pork belly, lettuce, edamame leaves, and kimchi are wrapped and eaten with bossam!
In Korea, it's also popular with norimaki kimbap!
It's refreshing and easy to drink!
It's a little unusual!
You can eat it with black bean makgeolli!
The last keyword of the show is "service full of drinks"!
Don't miss it!
Thank you in advance!
Yes, it's delicious.
It's a good summer.
Black beans, beans, beans.
Speaking of Tsuruno-kun, it's already a big family.
You have a lot of children, don't you?
Look at this.
One year older wife Miki-san, stylist-san, right?
This is actually made up of "a-i-u-e-o"
a-i-u-e-o
It's true!
When we got married, we decided to have five children.
a-i-u-e-o
We decided to have "a-i-u-e-o"
From the beginning, we decided to have five children.
I had four siblings.
So we decided to surpass our parents.
Is there anyone who surpasses their parents?
But this is about one year older than Tsuruno-kun, right?
You are 44 years old, right?
So you are a 42-year-old child?
That's right.
That's great!
This is still possible, right?
I want to live!
What?!
It can't be!
Next is "ka-da-me".
ka-da-me
That's right, but...
ka-da-me
It's not over yet!
ka-da-me
For example, I told my wife I wanted six children.
But she told me to go outside.
Ah...
That's tough.
You know...
It's weird for you to say stuff like that!
You know what I'm saying, right?
Seeing me like this.
It's not like you...
It's disgusting!
Tsuruno-san's love for his wife, which has been 15 years since their marriage, is still not like this!
Let's look at the weirdness of his love for his wife!
Let's start with "weakness"!
A picture of him and his wife in public.
I think this is normal.
But you know, it's rare for a couple of kids to be together.
It's normal for a couple of kids to be together.
I don't care about the kids.
What?!
It's disgusting!
It's cute, but...
It's not disgusting at all!
Did you see his face just now?!
I don't care about it!
I don't care about it, but I want him to find his dream and get out of the house.
I want him to be independent.
I want them to be together again.
Show me your phone!
Let's see the picture of him and his wife in public!
His back is cut off!
His wife is beautiful!
Her legs are too close to his legs.
Change your screen!
Let me ask you something.
Don't you cheat on your wife?
No, I've never done it.
You're young.
Of course, there are many people who think it's wonderful.
What do you think about it?
No, I don't think it's wonderful.
Why?
It's not impossible!
But, you know, Harlan and Natsumi are very erotic!
What?!
What are you talking about?!
What's wrong with you?!
Wait a minute!
I posted it on Instagram!
What do you think about it?
Natsumi is wonderful!
I'm not nervous at all!
You're exaggerating! Natsumi is very sexy!
Natsumi is sexy!
Stop it!
She is my wife!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You don't like her, do you?
I like her more than I met my wife!
She is more sexy than a baby!
I don't know how to praise you!
What's wrong with you?
I feel like I'm getting some kind of pheromone.
You're getting a good taste of her.
Natsumi is very sexy!
Speaking of Natsumi, she has a big complaint against herself!
She said she wanted a sixth person.
But when I went to the supermarket, I was embarrassed because I was thought to be a middle- aged man!
You're embarrassing me!
I've heard that before!
When I went to the supermarket with four children, I was a little embarrassed because I was big!
I've heard that before!
Again?!
I've heard that before!
Will you join us?
I haven't joined you lately!
I want to join you!
Do you want to join Natsumi?
Natsumi, did you see the hot spring I gave you the other day?
Yes, I saw it!
Natsumi, did you see the hot spring I gave you the other day?
What are you talking about?!
I'm serious!
You're really funny!
Isn't she amazing?!
I don't know her!
She's like a mother at home!
What kind of person is she when she becomes a woman?!
Are you done?!
Leave me alone!
It's rare, it's rare.
I don't have this pattern.
You don't have it until now, do you?
It's rare, it's rare.
Amazing!
Leaving Natsumi-san's story aside, let's look at his abnormal love for his wife.
I love my wife's snoring.
What?
I love the smell of clothes.
Hey!
Take it off!
Take it off! Don't drop it!
You dropped it and took it off.
But what do you think?
It's rare!
You dropped it and took it off.
It's rare!
You dropped it and took it off.
I praised myself.
You dropped it and took it off.
No, because...
You took it off!
Shut up!
This is a little bad manners.
Amazing.
It's bad manners.
What do you mean?
No, no...
Then what do you mean?
When my wife isn't around, I put it under my bed.
Like pajamas.
I put it under my bed.
What do you think?
It's not bad at all.
It's exactly like you wrote it.
It's the same.
But if it's like this, it's really abnormal.
Even now, it's abnormal.
For example, let's say you have your wife's jacket here.
On the bed.
Then, do you take it off and go to lock it?
Or do you pretend to fold it like this and take it off casually?
If it's like this, it's probably like this.
I see.
Then I get confused and...
Who are you watching out for?
Who are you...
No, no...
What is it?
Is your wife seriously ill?
No, no...
It's bad manners.
Why is it bad manners?
It's unique.
When you sit next to her, you can smell her.
No, it's different.
There's a shell that came out of her body.
She's in her most natural state.
But you can sit next to her.
Leave me alone!
I want to sit next to you!
You're too much!
It's said that there are things that girls in their teens want their dads to stop doing.
When I asked my dad what he wanted me to stop doing...
He said he wanted me to stop touching my mom's butt.
What is this?!
You want me to stop touching my wife's butt in front of my kids?!
You're going to get in trouble.
What's wrong?
It's not about what's wrong...
When I'm standing in the kitchen...
If I were your wife...
If you were my wife...
I'd do this.
No, no, no!
What do you want me to do?
You want your kids to watch you.
That's right.
I'm showing my kids that.
You're still in love.
It's my dad's favorite thing.
So I'm showing my kids that I love them.
That's not true!
How dare you touch your wife's butt in front of your kids!
That's what I'm trying to do.
Is it true that your son said a lot of bad things about you?
Of course I'm mad about it!
Because my wife...
It's true!
What if he said "fucking old woman"?
I'm really mad about it.
Did you punch her?
No, I broke her press.
No, no, no!
That's so scary!
I said "I'm sorry for being emotional."
And if I made a mistake, it would be my fault.
So we opened the press and tried to fix it.
But if we opened it more than this, it wouldn't work anymore.
So we put tape on it.
So we thought about removing it or not.
But we couldn't fix it.
That's scary.
Do you have a story about opening a press in Japan?
We couldn't fix it.
A strange love for his wife.
Before today, let's find out what kind of encounter he had with his wife.
You got married when you were 28 years old.
Who approached you first?
It was me.
I wanted to get married early.
I wanted to get married when I was 23 years old.
Some people want to get married early.
I was a child when I was 23 years old.
I wanted to have a baby early.
Why did you approach him first?
I don't know why you approached him first.
You approached him first.
I wanted to tell you about it.
You approached him first.
You have a strong rivalry with him.
I have a rivalry with him.
I registered for a marriage counseling agency.
I don't want to get married so soon.
It said "Takeshi Tsuruno, a talent."
You are serious.
I want you to get married soon.
At that time, my wife was a stylist.
What kind of stylist was she?
She was a stylist for a TV show.
She followed me.
When we first met, we fell in love at first sight.
You took off your wife's clothes.
It's a strange story.
A man wants to break up with his wife for some reason.
What's going on?
It's impossible.
I don't know.
It's impossible.
What's going on?
I don't know.
It's impossible.
What if he cheated on you?
On the contrary.
His wife?
It might be good.
It's impossible.
Well...
This...
What?
Today...
No way.
I'm scared.
It's too strange for his wife.
I'm scared.
His wife...
Please...
What?
Please cheat on me.
It's strange.
What?
It's the same thing.
What did you say?
It's not like that.
Nobody can understand you.
I want you to be beautiful.
I want you to be relaxed.
I want you to be...
I want you to be beautiful.
You don't want her to cheat on you?
I'm a little excited.
I want you to break up with her.
I don't want you to cheat on me.
You're a pervert.
What?
Suruno Takeshi's incomprehensible love discovery.
If you come back from the reunion...
Yes.
I'm going to tell you a story I heard from the staff of 2-no-gun.
When you come back from the reunion, you say you had fun, but you imagine that you might have had more fun.
It's scary.
I really want you to have that feeling.
Some people say not to go to the reunion.
I say you should go.
But there must be something there.
There must be something in your heart.
For example, you have ex-boyfriend.
You like him a little.
I know that.
I know you like him a little.
But I was surprised when you said you like him a little.
How do you like it?
I'm excited.
I can't deny it.
You've said that you like him a little.
I'm sure you're thinking about going to the reunion.
You're a good boy.
Why are you so interested in me?
I think this is good, too.
Next is the 60th anniversary of entertainment life.
A little less popular candidate, Shiro Ito has it.
This is Mr. Torifuchi.
Here is the candidate of the comedy world.
Shiro Ito, who celebrated the 60th anniversary of entertainment life, is invited.
Oh, it's the 60th anniversary.
Excuse me.
This is automatic.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your presence.
So, this store's guest is Shiro Ito.
Thank you very much.
Speaking of Shiro Ito, he is a celebrity hidden check and has been a moderator with Mr. Hamada for 14 years.
In fact, it seems like there is a lot of dissatisfaction with Mr. Hamada in these many years of cooperation, but that's for later.
Shiro Ito is the 60th anniversary of entertainment life and is 81 years old.
In the 70s, Benjamin Ito, who served as the leader of the circus band, became a social phenomenon.
After that, he has been active in variety shows such as "Ito's Table", "IQ Supplies" and so on.
As an actor, he has played a wide range of roles, from detective roles to evil roles.
His face is a little scary, but...
His son is digging into the sad reality in the family that children and adults cannot imagine.
It's completely different in the house.
He is a con man.
It's not funny at all.
Mr. Ito, please don't get angry.
Cheers!
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for your help the other day.
Cheers!
Thank you.
Don't you want a toast?
Well, it's fine.
You, Danton, are...
Yes.
Yes, I am.
You are a guest who comes here from time to time.
Yes, I am.
I don't know how many years ago, but in Tama's studio...
Yes.
You two...
It's a long time ago.
In Tama Tama's Deluxe.
We talked about comedy a lot.
We had a serious talk.
While we were talking, you were staring at me.
"What's wrong?" I asked you.
You said, "Are you wearing it?"
And you said, "No, I'm not wearing it."
On the contrary, you said, "No, I'm not wearing it."
Where did you look at me?
You looked me in the eye.
You look like me.
You don't look like me at all.
You said it because you saw me.
No, I didn't say it.
There are many people like me.
Who is it?
It's funny.
Who is it?
You said it.
One, two...
But, Ito-san...
Do you have complaints about Hamada-san?
Yes, I do.
We've been dating for decades.
What are you talking about?
We've been dating for decades.
They've been working together for 14 years.
But, they still have complaints about each other.
Let's hear their complaints.
I've always had a complaint about you.
About what you did about me about 10 seconds ago.
I've already done it.
You did it, didn't you?
You hit me in the head, didn't you?
Yes.
Why didn't you do it to me?
No, no, no.
It's strange.
You hit an 80 year old man.
I have a feeling of loss.
Didn't you feel it at all?
No, I didn't.
Why?
Maybe,
I'm not sure about murder,
but if you sit there and don't say anything, you'll look like an ass.
When you say it,
I'll quit drinking.
I won't risk it.
By the way, Ito-san,
while we're drinking,
is it okay for you
not to say anything?
I'd be happy if you hit me.
I'm scared!
Can Hamada-san say anything?
First,
we approach Ito-san's entertainment world legend.
He has a lot of things to say.
Legend No. 1
At the power line temperature,
someone will get angry.
Who will get angry?
Hissorahibari-san will get angry.
Seriously?
It was broadcasted in the 1970s, while eating, eating and laughing,
Benjamin Ito, who is Ito-san's fan, danced and became very popular.
It is this "electric wire temperature".
It is said that it became a social phenomenon at that time that children who imitate and dance continue to exist,
but why did Hissorahibari-san get angry?
I didn't get angry, but Chiro-chan, stop it.
It can't be helped for my son to ride a kotatsu.
Stop doing that.
But all children at the time did that.
That's right.
I've been eating it for a long time since PTA.
It's not good.
I've been putting a lot of pressure on it.
Did you stop eating it on the kotatsu?
I've already stopped being Benjamin Ito.
Did you stop being Benjamin Ito?
I want to stop it.
If I stopped it, a woman Benjamin Ito would come out and do the same thing, but that's no good.
Who is it?
I don't know her name.
Isn't it time for you to go now?
Are you serious?
What's wrong, Hamada?
There must be something.
No, no, no.
What's wrong? Are you not good at it?
Chiro, say something.
Are you not good at it?
I don't know much about my own style.
I've been doing it without knowing it at all.
Do you know this show's style?
I don't know.
Can I be a gay man?
A gay man...
What's wrong with you, Hamada?
Move, Hamada!
I'm not moving.
You look like an idiot.
Next, a special skill that 81-year-old can't think of has been discovered.
And finally, Mr. Hamada moves.
According to Mr. Ito's legend...
Something is strange.
What is strange?
Your memory is strange.
There is something called "enschulich", isn't it?
Yes, 3.14.
You can remember more than 1,000 of it.
It's not that my memory is good.
It's normal.
For example, when I do a stage performance, I have a lot of lines.
In order to remember it, I have to remember other things.
If I remember it on a belt conveyor like this...
I think I can remember more lines.
If you think about it...
He is humble about it, but...
He is 81 years old and his memory is more than 1,000 of it.
Let's see it.
It's not a number.
It's not a number?
It's written in a column in a newspaper.
It's read as "three letters, one country".
Oh!
The doctor is heading for a foreign country.
"Three letters, one country".
"No medicine", "no medicine".
"Three steps", he is pregnant, "three steps".
"To Miyashiro", "in the dark of insects", "no".
Is it over?
This is 30 kilometers.
Is it over?
Wow!
How many minutes does it take to say "one thousand letters"?
Shall we say only the last one?
You can say it from the middle!
You are a genius!
"Three", "zero", "zero", "one".
"Nine", "two", "seven", "eight", "seven".
"Six", "six", "one", "one", "one".
Why?
And you are saying it with numbers.
"Nine", "five", "nine", "zero", "nine".
Why? Why?
"Two", "one", "six".
"Four", "two", "zero".
"One", "nine", "eight", "nine".
Correct!
Wow!
It's not "now"!
It was "now" in the beginning.
Hey, you're completely crazy!
Wow!
Well, Ito-san is amazing!
But...
Here, a son and an actor, Takaaki-san,
appears with a tougher mask than Hamada-san's.
When you were little, what did you do?
When I was 4 or 5 years old, I was in kindergarten.
The first time my dad recognized what I was doing was when I was Benjamin.
I didn't know what I was doing until then.
And it was about time for me to eat.
I was watching it normally.
And one day, I thought it looked like me.
What do you mean?
I didn't know it at first.
But it made me nervous.
I didn't like it if it was my dad.
So, when I got home, I told him to try dancing.
Because I had to make sure.
I wanted him to be someone else.
I wanted him to say "No, you can't do it."
But he was dancing so well.
We were so confused.
He said "It looks like you, but it's not you."
And he went into his room crying.
I remember it.
About two months later,
the recording of "Migoro Tabegoro" was released.
I said I wanted to dance with him.
And it came out.
Was it a prank?
No, it was just a public record.
You came to see it with your brother.
I knew it at first, but I was able to process it.
So I said "Who wants to dance with Komatsu?"
And Komatsu said "Me."
Did you make him not know?
Of course.
He wouldn't know.
He's the same dad.
He's Snow Benjamin now.
Did you tell him you were his son?
No, I didn't.
You didn't say it.
I didn't say it at all.
Even if it comes out, it'll be frozen for a while.
Until my head turns white.
He found the video at the time.
It's been a while since I've seen you.
I'm not surprised.
All right, I'm not surprised.
Let's do it.
We'll do it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ito-san, you looked a little embarrassed, didn't you?
Furthermore, this time, your son, Takayaki-san, as well as your family, have complained a lot.
We can see how pathetic you are.
Complaining the most!
What is it?
You're too weak against your mother!
Is it like that at home?
We never fight anymore.
My mother is the kind of person who says anything straightforwardly.
Wait a minute!
You're too weak!
You're too young for that!
I'm a believer.
But, you know, even when I heard it from Hatta, I thought, "Mom, that's bad. You're saying too much."
Because you know what's bad, right?
For example, let's say your mother is out shopping and you want to buy her some laundry.
You do it, don't you?
Of course.
You fold it up and do it yourself.
When you put it in and come back, you say, "Dad, you put it in in the wrong place."
How many times do you have to say it?
You say things like that.
And you say, "Yes, yes, it was my fault."
Is there anything you can do about it?
How about you?
So you think you're a big senior to Ito-san and you don't talk much and you're popular, but you're not like that at home?
I'm a weakling.
Well, in a way, you're a strongman.
In a way.
After this, his wife, his grandchildren, give him a hard time.
It's funny, but I can't eat it.
The feast stage is a popular izakaya, Torifuji, which has been in business for 40 years in Toyosu.
Here is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose under it.
Kushimori, which uses domestic chicken, has been seasoned with an exquisite amount of seasoning since its establishment.
In addition, with a fresh sashimi dish that you can buy from Tsukiji every day,
the old-fashioned seasoned fried chicken is also a popular menu at the restaurant.
"Dad, it's delicious." "Thank you."
Speaking of the last keyword of the show at the restaurant, a glass of raw beer is a service you can't miss.
The legend of 60 years of entertainment life has a tough complaint from his wife.
"It's from my wife." "What is it?"
"She doesn't talk to me at all." "What?"
"I have a testimony." "Yes."
"My husband doesn't talk at home." "Okay."
Since we don't talk much, I take notes of our daily conversations.
"Good morning." "Delicious." "It was a good bath." "Looks delicious." "Only five good nights."
What's wrong with you?
I'm usually quiet.
I'm a quiet person all day.
From your son's point of view, is he funny?
No, he's not.
He's really quiet.
He doesn't make me laugh even at home.
He's not funny at all.
Thank you.
Has your son ever scolded you?
No, he hasn't.
He hasn't yelled at me.
He hasn't yelled at me for 47 years.
Has he ever said, 'Get out!' when he had a fight with his wife?
Of course he has.
He says, 'Get out!'
Weak!
On top of that,
even his grandchildren scold him.
This time,
even my grandchildren are scolding me.
They're scolding me.
I want my grandfather to heal me.
My eldest son and second son.
When we eat,
I sometimes feel like my mouth is open.
It hurts a little, doesn't it?
It hurts a lot.
I sometimes get stared at.
Grandpa,
what do you think about my mouth being open?
I'm always warned.
Eldest daughter,
I hate your drooping chin.
Everyone, get used to it.
That's what you're told.
It can't be helped.
Grandfather, you say my chin is drooping.
It can't be helped.
It's cute.
It can't be helped.
It's drooping here and there.
Yes, I understand.
It's drooping here and there.
It's so weird.
Next, we have a mysterious Moami Moa.
Moami Moa is...
She is a former member of idol unit "Denpa Gumi Inc." which was born in Akiba, Otaku's sacred place.
She has attracted fans at Budokan park and overseas tours.
Her photo book is number one in sales and she is still active as an actress.
However, last year, Moami Moa withdrew from "Denpa Gumi Inc." and this month, she announced her independence from the agency and the environment has changed dramatically.
So, Moami Moa decided to quit drinking as much as possible.
Have you ever been rejected by an entertainer?
Hey, you look like Tomma.
You and Shinshin look good together.
Moami Moa has been rejected by entertainers, super negative and even Otaku.
"Yes, this is the store." "Shibatora." "It's Shibatora."
Moami Moa is a very popular store for salaried workers who are good at "shibatora" and "mochibuta no kushiagi."
"Excuse me." "Yes?" "Excuse me."
"Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you."
"This is our guest, Moami Moa." "Nice to meet you."
"Have you ever been rejected by an entertainer?" "No, I haven't."
"No, I haven't." "Maybe..." "Maybe you've been rejected by a music band." "Maybe you've been rejected by an idol band."
"Do you hate singing?" "No, no, no."
To be honest, Hashimoto Kanna is also an idol band member, but she doesn't have many fans like me.
Really?
Maybe she's just starting out as a band member.
Do you also do gravure?
Yes, I do.
She has a lot of boobs.
Yes, she does.
She looks like she has a lot of boobs.
I thought her silver hair and short hair were amazing.
I really admired her.
Let's talk about a lot of things.
Cheers!
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
Cheers!
Really?
This is definitely good.
This is really good.
Can I have a piece of this?
Go ahead.
It's an atmosphere I've never had before.
I think it's changed a lot.
No, it hasn't.
I don't know.
It's changed a lot.
It's already a strange atmosphere.
It's a little strange.
Isn't it normal?
I want to know.
Matsumoto-san is also curious about the mysterious past of a former super idol.
She's going to find out all about it with the power of alcohol.
First of all, what was it like to be a telegraph company before your debut?
But you're a former member.
Yes.
Why did you quit being a telegraph company?
Because I was sick both mentally and physically.
I don't know. What should I do?
But you're better now, aren't you?
I'm about to get better.
That's interesting.
Why did you quit being a telegraph company?
Because of my schedule.
I was very busy.
If you don't sleep, you'll get sick.
That's right.
How old were you when you debuted?
I debuted when I was 24 years old.
What did you do until then?
I was a NEET until then.
I see.
"Did you change at this stage?" "No, I didn't."
"Did you have a boyfriend?" "Well, I don't think I had one."
"I don't know what a boyfriend is." "Have you ever confessed your love?" "I did when I was a student."
"He dumped me." "You don't sound like you know what you're talking about."
What?!
Next up is a keyword I'm curious about.
Should I ask you for advice?
"I heard you said you wanted to die." "Yes, I did."
Why did you say that?
Last year, when I left the radio station, I was exhausted.
But I didn't want to do anything anymore.
So I started wondering why I existed.
"And for a moment, I fell." "Did you think you were going to die?" "Did I think I was going to die?"
Yes, I did.
Why are you laughing now?
If I talk about this in a serious way, it'll sound like I'm serious.
Make me laugh!
I don't think I should think about it that much.
But in the first place, it was like that when I was in the radio station.
It was a catchphrase in the radio station.
It was like a girl who was withdrawn was doing it.
I'm that kind of person, but I'm not normally cheerful.
"I've noticed it for a while now." "What is it?" "You keep saying 'me' all the time." "Yes, I do say 'me'."
I'm certainly curious about it. Why is it 'me'?
"This is a net game habit." "What's a net game?" "It's a net game."
I've been playing the same game for about ten years.
There was a game where the female user was bad at it and couldn't join in.
At that time, I didn't like it, so I made a male character and acted like a male character in the game.
From there, it was my turn.
Isn't it bad?
It's bad.
Do you know?
I know.
Let's not do it. Let's not do it. Let's not do it today.
Today?
Suddenly?
Achiki. Achiki.
Achiki.
That's not good.
Achiki. Achiki.
Isn't that the face of someone you just met?
Of course, have you ever been tempted by a celebrity?
Not really.
Not necessarily?
Not necessarily, but...
For example?
The other day,
Trendy Angel's Takai-san,
Well, he was recording in Nagoya,
but he said something like, 'Come and stay over.'
Then I'll treat you.
That's gross.
You're going home?
Yes.
That's gross.
Well, the bullet train was quite late,
Yes.
So I was just about to go home.
Achiki, go upstairs.
But what do you think of celebrities as targets of love?
No, they're just normal human beings,
targets of love.
If they're human beings, it's fine?
If they're human beings, it's fine.
If you like them.
But they don't look like human beings.
Nice.
But I've heard that girls are also targets of love.
That's right.
Whatever it is,
I don't care.
You don't say, 'Because you're a man,' or 'Because you're a woman.'
I don't.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a woman?
I haven't been in a relationship,
but I've fallen in love.
Ms. Migi, you don't like women, do you?
I'm really interested in women, too.
You might think I'm surprised.
Let's see.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a woman?
No, I haven't.
Isn't it amazing?
No, I haven't.
What kind of Japanese is this?
Among many keywords,
this one speaks the most.
What does it mean?
I met her on Twitter.
I was watching an anime and the theme song was very good.
She told me that the theme song was very good.
Then, the singer followed me.
Since then, we've been getting along well.
I have a friend who contacts me every day.
After this, Ms. Migi fell in love with a friend she had never met.
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She has never met Boga-chan and she has never seen her friend Kano-san before.
She has been doing "Full Throttle" more than 100 times since "Good Morning".
In Boga-san's case, she only talks about anime.
She says "I have to eat, but it's annoying".
Maybe it's because of the vegetables.
She only eats black things.
I'm worried if she's eating them.
Can I say something else?
I might ask my manager a lot of questions.
I want to have a conversation with her.
Let's hear her anger towards her manager!
I don't know. I get different answers from what I'm asked.
For example, "How is it going tomorrow?"
"I'm checking".
They don't come to me at night.
I didn't have a job related to entertainment.
I have to explain everything from scratch.
I'm not like you.
Where is Ms. Yumi?
She just ran away.
She ran away.
She's young.
She ran away a lot.
What do you think of her?
She's an old lady.
Yumi, you don't know much about her, do you?
No, she's a good person.
She's a good person, but...
I've been deceiving people lately.
You've been deceiving people lately?
I always say I want you to ask me what you don't know.
Sometimes you don't know what you don't know.
You don't know what you don't know?
That's what happens when you don't know what you don't know.
You've been deceiving people lately, too.
You should say "lately," not "Yumi."
Next week...
Yamada Yuu reveals his secret about his friend Maki Nishiyama.
Big fights usually go all the way to huskies.
H.Y. "Yakasawa" Izumi...
You look like you've lost your mind.
Today's keyword is "uncomfortable."
If you say this keyword in a shop, you'll get a good deal.