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Tonight's "Downtown Low" is about a national actress and an actress' wife's hidden emotions that explode with their true feelings.
Tomoko Nakajima, an actress who got people all over Japan involved in a wave of emotion in a national drama starring fireflies from northern countries.
However, Sugon was completely different.
I'm just a kid, so I can't grow up properly.
Go, go, go!
I'm scared of shaking it.
I'm scared of this.
I'm finally scared of this.
In addition, they compete for hobbies.
What's so funny?!
Akane Osawa, a wife of one of my favorite dramas, confesses her love for her husband, who changed his appearance in his tenth year of marriage.
What's funny about it is that he's messing with me a lot.
Really?!
He's making fun of me because he thinks I'm delicious.
Tonight's show is "Sasazuka," which Matsumoto-san used to come to a lot of times.
There are a lot of delicious and reasonable shops here.
Honestly!
"Hashigotake"!
Well, let's drink together tonight, drinkers.
Let's drink together tonight.
Are you okay?
You're drinking, aren't you?
I'm drinking, I'm drinking.
I drank a little too much today.
I'm sorry.
It smells pretty good.
I'm sorry.
Let's drink together tonight.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Sakagami, it's already done.
The first one is waiting for actress Tomoko Nakashima.
It seems that she has a connection with Mr. Matsumoto.
Well, it's here.
Here it is.
It's "Rattan".
Actress Tomoko Nakashima is waiting for you here.
I see.
Here it is.
I see, I see.
Speaking of connections, there is one.
That's right.
Oh!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Well, this customer is Tomoko Nakashima.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Speaking of Tomoko Nakashima...
"Rattan"!
She played the role of "rattan" for 21 years from 10 years old to 31 years old in the popular drama "From the North Country", which was set in Hokkaido's Furano.
You may have an image of "rattan" as a serious and firm person, but...
Tonight, we will find out about "rattan" from the shock of "from the North Country" to Ms. Tanaka's face, her marriage, and even her bizarre hobbies.
Excuse me, please give me "makgeolli" as it is Korean food.
I love "makgeolli".
"Makgeolli" is coming, too.
"Makgeolli" is easy to drink, so it is dangerous, isn't it?
Why? Why should I ask you?
Why are you being violent?
I'm not being violent!
Nice to meet you!
Now, we will welcome Tomoko Nakajima to "Ra-tan", a restaurant where Korean home cooking tastes reasonable.
Here is the menu chosen by Mr. Sakagami.
First of all, thick and full of volume seafood chijimi.
It is the most popular menu in the restaurant, with Korean standard seasonings, beef broth and umami.
Japchae made of Korean-made slightly thick glass noodles has a sweet and spicy soy sauce flavor and a chewy texture.
Korean seaweed roll "Kimpa" is seasoned with rice with sesame oil and salt and pepper, so you can eat it without anything else.
"Makgeolli" is delicious!
A light acidity and refreshing taste of "Honna Mamakgeolli" is a toast!
If you say the keyword of the program at the end of the show, the drink is 10% off!
Thank you! Bye-bye!
Tomoko, what is your relationship with "Down Town" like?
Actually, I remember it from a long time ago.
It was a dream, wasn't it?
Yes, it was!
Mr. Matsumoto called me to "Kont" and I fell in love with "Kont".
Oh, my God!
Did you think of that?
It was in my twenties.
I heard that you and Matsumoto had an affair.
Affair?
What do you mean "affair"?
Affair?
Well, that's...
I have something to say about it.
That was a long story.
An affair between Nakajima and Matsumoto?
It seems that there is a claim against Matsumoto from the northern countries.
What do you mean "affair"?
There is, isn't it?
Yes, there is.
What's up?
I was invited to your birthday party.
My birthday is January 1st.
And Yoshi from "Kaukau" comes to my birthday party every month.
On my birthday, Yoshi often comes to my birthday party as a special guest.
So, I called him "Jun" and "Hotaru".
And I happened to have a daughter and a son.
So, I called them "Jun" and "Hotaru".
It was a surprise for me.
I've been doing it for about three years.
It's cute.
When I called "Hotaru" again, my usual pattern appeared.
"Kont" and "Kont" appeared.
I see.
I was surprised.
I see.
That's it.
I was moved.
Matsumoto was very happy about his birthday last year.
But there was a serious problem behind it.
Yoshi-san called me and told me that Matsumoto-san is a fan of "Northern Country"
He told me that, but...
It was supposed to be at 8 o'clock.
Originally...
I know it's 8 o'clock. It's open. Please let me know whenever you like. I'll be waiting for you at home.
Then I got a call from Yoshi-san and said, "I can't go back to the countryside for a while."
It was getting late and it was almost 8 o'clock.
What!?
Maybe it's 8 o'clock.
It's late!
It's already 8 o'clock!
It was a big mess.
And it was a surprise, so I couldn't go into the store.
It was a big mess on the street and I had to come up with a story.
Wow!
Would you like a rice ball?
Please!
Please give me a cue.
I went out with a cake in my hand.
Isn't it rough for you guys?
"Don't you think it's an event?" I was called.
I think so, too.
When I heard "Nagajima-sama" there, I was like, "Wow!"
I was like, "Wow! Gengo!"
No, you weren't!
In addition, Matsumoto-san's attitude at the time was also a claim.
I sat next to Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san,
at this distance,
sitting down,
you didn't keep your distance at all,
and you didn't even look at me.
What?!
I'm sure you're saying it like you're watching TV.
No, no!
I cried that day.
What?!
That's a little too much.
The kids are still eating, aren't they?!
But not only Matsumoto-san, but also fans from the northern countries who still have a passionate fan base.
Tanaka-kunie-san's father, Yoshioka Hidetaka-san and Nakajima-san's Jun and Hotaru.
This drama, which depicts the love of parents and children living in the great nature of Hokkaido,
was broadcasted for 21 years and had the highest viewing rate of 38.4%.
Let's talk about how harsh the shooting against nature was and the shocking behind-the-scenes stories that are still being talked about.
Well, that's Domogo-chan, but of course, it's Hotaru- chan from the northern country. Let's look back. It's amazing.
What is this?
Domogo-chan, when you were ten years old, you had an average viewing rate of 14.8 times per 24 times.
At that time of year, it wasn't that bad of a victory.
That's right.
And in the winter of '83, it jumped up here.
26.4.
That's amazing.
And then, this is impossible.
The average viewing rate of '83 is 33.3.
What?
This is not when you were Miyazu Arie-chan.
What is it?
Nothing.
Wait a minute.
Don't you remember?
Wasn't it Osatsu's episode today?
No, it wasn't.
Wasn't it Sudachi's episode?
Was it Sudachi?
What?
Sudachi?
I don't know anything about it.
Wait a minute.
Don't you like drama?
No, I haven't watched it since the northern country.
What?
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm serious.
But the script was done by Saw Kuramoto.
The director was Seido Sugita.
Well, either of them is fake.
Wasn't there something else?
Right?
There is, isn't it?
Yes, there is.
Kuramoto and Sugita are both fake.
And the location is Hokkaido in the north.
What is a very harsh shooting site from the northern country that cannot be done now?
You won't say "OK" just like that, will you?
I won't say "OK" just like that, will you?
What time do you usually go?
Around 3 or 4 o'clock.
You don't know what's "OK" until you get there, do you?
I think I do.
You do, don't you?
That's amazing!
And there's often a train scene.
There is!
Fireflies chase and run trains.
If there's a scene where fireflies chase and run trains in the script,
I think "Ah, one week!"
It takes me a week.
Just by running?
That's right.
The snow patterns are also firefly snow patterns, powder snow patterns,
and patterns where the muffler is removed or not removed.
Various patterns!
What is that?!
Also, they make you run a lot.
When we were little, we were really into scenery.
If it's a nice weather like a beautiful hill or skyline,
they make you run a little.
So you haven't decided where you're going to use it, have you?
No, we haven't!
You're just thinking about it, right?
It's about 1km away and anyone can use it.
You said it!
Nakajima-san hasn't stopped yet.
It seems that there was also a hardness unique to nature.
Since we're dealing with nature, there are places where nature is the main thing.
Like a fox town?
That's always a fox town.
A fox town?!
Seriously?!
Even though you came up with a good role...
Yes, we came up with a fox town!
Fox town! Fox town! Fox town!
Sometimes we were all like "take it! Take it!"
Ah, I see.
On the contrary, now...
Now, now...
Because we have to take it!
Ah, that kind of story is interesting!
Ah, is that so?
Yeah!
Furthermore, only the hotel knows about it.
Kudoita Gorouko and Tanaka Kunie-san's cute faces exposed!
Kunie-san is a really serious person,
and she said "I'm going to make up my mind",
and the two of them were riding in a car like a Keitra called Gorosha,
and she said "I'm going to make up my mind, wait for me for a moment",
and she made up her mind and closed her eyes,
"Is it still not enough? Is it still not enough?" and she waited,
and after about 5 minutes...
she snorted!
What?
She fell asleep!
Don't pay too much attention!
She's that kind of charming person.
That's not it!
It's that kind of sound!
From the age of 10 to 31,
Nakajima-san played the role of Kotaro for 21 years.
In her personal life, when she was 26 years old, she married a cameraman's son,
and she also has a 19-year-old son.
From now on, we will hear a lot about your husband,
from how you got used to him, to your cheating stories, and even about your son!
What does your husband do for a living?
He's a cameraman now.
Oh, I see.
From what I've heard, he's a pretty cool guy.
I heard he's a wild type.
Don't you have any pictures of him?
Huh?
Yes, I do, but...
What? Can we see?
Can we see?
Is it okay for it to be like this?
No, wait...
It can't be helped if it's such a waste.
Is he the type of person you think of?
I don't think of him like that.
But I love Downtown.
What do you think of it?
No, wait...
Is it okay for it to be like this?
No, wait...
Oh, so this is what you think of!
I want to see!
Oh, my...
What is that?
He's hiding something.
He's got his own style.
He's got an atmosphere.
He's like a craftsman.
Coincidentally, in 1998, when Hotaru married in the north,
Nakajima-san was married in private as well.
From now on...
But it seems like their proposal wasn't ordinary.
When did you fall in love with him?
Which one of you?
Me!
Did you say "yes, yes"?
Yes, I did.
I proposed to him right away.
What?!
How fast was it when you first met?
Just one look.
But you didn't propose right away!
I didn't propose right away, but for a week...
But you didn't propose right away!
Ru-ru-ru-ru...
Iwaba.
It's Iwaba, right?
You don't cheat on your husband, do you?
No, I don't.
What about cheating on your husband?
I don't know, but I don't think I can do it.
Can you allow it or not?
No, I don't know if I can do it or not.
I think you're saying that because you don't do it.
You don't do that.
But you're a cameraman, aren't you?
It's a matter of your own self-esteem whether you can overcome that line or not.
What's going on?
It has nothing to do with your job.
It doesn't matter whether you're an actor, a cameraman, or a comedian.
Do you understand?
Because you look cool in pictures.
I think there are many people who are tempted like you.
So you might think it's nice.
But it's not an animal where your own self-esteem works.
It's human.
No, human is also an animal.
That's an extreme theory.
Human is human. It's not an animal.
Excuse me for a moment.
I think a fox has come.
Then we have to stop filming.
It was fun.
I'm just a little surprised.
Your child is 19 years old and he's an actor?
He's big.
That's right. He's still young.
Is he that big?
Yes.
In the last movie, he starred in "Two Thousand and One".
Really?
That's right.
Mr. Nakajima's son is Mr. Nishimura Naritada, who works as an actor.
In fact, when he was three years old, he starred as a son of a hotel in the northern country and became a hot topic at the time.
Say goodbye to your grandfather.
Bye-bye.
Yes, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
However, it seems that Mr. Nakajima was already opposed to his son's appearance.
That's terrible.
He's almost a baby.
That's right.
Why is it a terrible story?
Mr. Kuramoto wrote about it and said it was a joke.
It wasn't in his mind.
Then, Mr. Kuramoto was called by the producer and told him to release his son.
He said it was a documentary from the northern countries.
He said it.
Because it's fiction.
It's not fair.
Don't you have my private life?
That's right.
I thought you said it.
Then, what is his private life like in reality?
His family and friends testify that he has a very unexpected appearance that you can't imagine from the hotel.
His family and friends testify that he has the appearance of an actress, Mr. Nakajima.
What is it?
He's afraid of being scolded.
His testimony from his husband.
He's afraid of being scolded, so he's trying not to be scolded.
He has the power to attract thousands of audiences on stage.
If he is hit by me alone with anger, he will die.
I see.
His son's testimony.
When he's playing a strong woman, he always feels like he's standing up and it's hard to talk to him.
I see.
I'm pretty scared of this.
I don't think so.
Do you have it in your hand?
I really don't have it.
I'm sorry.
That's what Mr. Nakajima is saying, but...
After this, due to a battle with a friend of his, Mr. Nakajima's anger exploded.
This is a sad story.
What happened to Nakajima-san?
There's another testimony.
A friend of Tomoko's, a radio producer, Yubue's testimony.
During a movie shoot of a certain director,
he was angry that he had to say "yeah" dozens of times even though it was only one word.
I see.
I'm not angry!
But when I read this, I knew which director it was right away.
Who is it?
There's only you.
So you've done it once?
I won't do it again.
You won't say it together?
I don't know!
I can't say what's wrong.
I can't say it.
I can't say the reason.
That's enough!
So...
Maybe...
It's luck!
Ready, set, go!
Yes!
Luck!
No!
Yes.
No. One more time.
No.
Then how do you say it?
If I say it one more time, it'll be one more time.
I'm sorry.
Three, two...
You idiot!
Three!
Luck!
No, no, no.
Not at all.
I see.
Not at all.
Then how do you say it?
Think about it!
Can you say "think about it"?
I see. You can't say it now.
I'm not angry!
But it's like you have the same opinion somewhere.
A fox... A fox has come!
A fox has come! Please go home!
She really came! She really came!
What did you want to say?
You want me to talk more?!
No, you can't go home like that!
You can't go home like that!
You're scared of getting angry! You're scared of getting angry, aren't you?!
You're scared of getting angry, aren't you?!
No, you can't go home like that!
You're scared of getting angry! You're scared of getting angry, aren't you?!
It's dangerous, so let's go to the next one!
The downtown is also surprising!
You can't imagine how serious and serious they are!
Nakajima-san's crazy hobby is discovered!
Now, the family and friends will witness the faces of the famous Nakajima friends!
What will be the second one?
They suddenly start doing crazy things, so they can't keep up!
I know what this is!
It's from their master!
They happened to be in a plane and someone next to them told them to go ahead of them,
so they suddenly started playing in the air!
That's weird!
It's also from their son!
They thought they wouldn't see their son at home for a while,
but they went out for a classic car race!
I don't know what this is!
I'm sorry, but you're already an adult,
so you can't grow up seriously!
That's right!
I'm going to clear up!
I don't like being scolded!
I've been watching a lot of things since I was little!
No, no, no!
Air blank!
Nakajima-san, who has a slightly strange hobby such as going out for a classic car race or going overseas to see statues,
But as expected, I've never heard of an air blank as a hobbyist.
It's a hobby.
Well, it's okay for a hobby to be an air blank,
but does a person sitting next to you do an air blank?
Certainly, certainly.
Well, I happen to sit next to you, breathe in and out, and then I can do an air blank.
I mean, if you can do an air blank, don't you want to do it?
Can you do an air blank?
I went to Nagoya.
I came all the way to Nagoya.
When I went there, a comedian from Osaka was about to come with a penalty game,
but I was asked if I was okay.
You hook it with your hands and feet and do it like this.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, there's a video.
What?
I want to see it! I want to see it!
You want to see it?
I want to see it!
Wow, you should be proud of yourself.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it a video? Do you do it?
I do it!
Wait a minute, please.
Do you still do it now?
After this, the national actress' air blank was released for the first time on TV.
What's so funny?
The national actress did an air blank.
Here's the video.
Oh, it's true!
Can't we all see it?
Wait a minute.
Wow!
It's really high up.
It feels good.
Oh, there's a net.
Of course, of course, of course.
Can you reach this?
That's right.
Wow!
You have great physical ability.
Are you stupid?
Even if you do this...
What's so funny?
It's real!
That's right.
You don't do it with your hands.
You do it with your feet.
It's real!
That's the most fun part.
Yes.
But when you catch it, you feel like you've already achieved something.
The next stop is a restaurant where Akane Osawa, the wife of one of the biggest stars, waits.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Good morning!
Thank you for your time.
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me, too.
Excuse me, but could you not close the door for real?
No way!
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me.
Excuse me.
Are you stupid?
So...
Are you crazy?
This is Akane Osawa.
Thank you for having me.
Please have a seat.
Speaking of Akane Osawa...
I was able to marry the man I love the most in the world!
In 2009, she married one of the most popular comedians in Japan.
Now, she is blessed with two children, and this is her tenth wedding anniversary.
So, let's start with a very embarrassing love-love episode of their wedding.
Well, about the kiss...
It was on a pass.
I dropped my phone in the dark.
We were looking for it and our hands touched.
That's disgusting!
In my ten years of marriage life, I have a lot of husbands and one theater troupe.
If you look at the variety that comes out, my face is amazing.
Really?
I think it's delicious and he makes it into a story.
The couple's situation has changed in 10 years of marriage.
Ah, what is a couple?
Ah, I thought he wasn't good anymore.
What's wrong? Did you have a heartbreak?
Did you have a heartbreak?
No, it's not like that. It's hard to raise a child, so I just cut it off.
Akane-chan, you've been wanting to appear in this show for a long time.
I love it! I've been telling my manager all the time.
But all the guests who appeared in this show got hurt.
Are you okay?
I saw a lot of online news recently.
Are you okay?
Macaron and band-aid.
Please edit it a little.
The stage of the party is Akatsuka, a shop where you can enjoy exquisite Italian food with particular ingredients.
Here is the menu that Sakagami-san chose below it.
The shop's original raw pasta and cream sauce made with Hokkaido's sea urchin are a set menu of the shop, which is chewy and rich and addictive.
The rare steak made with foam and chewiness of Hungarian duck is also exquisite.
The gold medallion carpaccio is served with fresh sea urchin caught in Choshikou that morning.
It's a farmhouse's sweet vegetable sauce that has lasted in Kyoto for 400 years.
The last keyword of the show is "a glass of wine poured into waves without missing it".
Oh, here it is!
Wow!
I'll show you.
This is carpaccio.
I'll show you.
You don't usually have it, do you?
It's a natural gold medal of Choshiko.
I thought you'd say, "Come on, Choshiko!"
Well, let's have a toast for now.
Thank you.
Thank you for the meal.
Wow, it's delicious.
Oh, you're a co-host with Ms. Downton.
I've done it a few times.
Actually, it's been a while, but I've been helped by Ms. Matsumoto's wife.
She was lying down in a crowded TV station.
And there was no manager nearby, so she was lying down in the elevator hall alone.
I'd like you to do it alone.
Alone?
Yes.
And my wife asked me, "Are you all right? Would you like me to go with you?"
Wait a minute.
Has Ms. Matsumoto's wife been in a TV station?
No, she hasn't.
She was doing a morning live broadcast.
Oh, at that time?
She was very kind and there were many people who ignored her.
So my wife didn't know about Akane's bad personality.
What are you talking about?
It's not bad.
Don't say it like that.
Is it bad?
No, it's not bad.
It's not bad.
Is it bad?
My wife's personality is neither good nor bad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
How about it?
If you're not interested in my personality, eat it.
Who is interested in you?
Except Kanaka and Kakuni.
Ms. Osawa has been married to Mr. Gekidan Hitori for the tenth year this year.
From the happy era of love love, to the sad reality of love love,
let's see how the couple has changed in the past ten years.
The love life of Mr. Gekidan Hitori and Ms. Osawa.
First of all, the love love era.
What was it?
The cause of the divorce was Ms. Osawa's blind attack.
Oh, really?
I fell in love with him.
Surprisingly, Ms. Osawa fell in love with Mr. Gekidan Hitori.
But why did she fall in love with Mr. Gekidan Hitori?
They even confessed their first kiss memories to each other.
Did you like him from the beginning?
No, I wasn't good at it at first.
Because when we performed in Hexagon, he really liked Crystal Takigawa.
And as a queen...
That's completely different!
That's how it was.
And if you could date Crystal Takigawa, how much would you pay for him?
And everyone was so happy about it.
I'll pay you a lot!
Shinsuke was always asking questions.
At that time, Mr. Hitori said, "I can only date a woman at the level of Ms. Osawa."
That's rude.
I didn't want him to say it, either.
That's how it started.
I had a bad impression of him.
But after that, I was on a show with Garbage Cell.
Garbage Cell is dead now.
She's dead now.
Kawata-san said, "Since we have a delicious mochi hot pot, let's go eat it together."
Recently, one of us came in as a regular guest, so I said, "Let's invite her."
Kawata-chan invited you.
Yes.
I thought it would be nice to kill her there.
She's kind in every way.
But you had a bad impression of her.
It started with a bad impression of her.
That's good.
So I thought it would be nice.
Did you like her at once?
Yes.
She asked me, "Would you like to go on a date next week?"
She was very active.
Where did you go first?
At first, we went to Yabitsutoge.
Where did you go?
It's a dead end.
Can you see the night view?
It's a dead end.
But you have one eye.
I have one eye.
And for the second time, we went to Mother's Farm.
Mother's Farm.
It's a dead end!
Did it start there?
Where did you go first?
First kiss?
Yes, first kiss.
The first kiss was...
In this picture, Akane Osawa is broadcasting a sweet first kiss scene with a troupe member.
It's disgusting!
Disgusting!
What?
Her husband confessed his sweet first kiss scene with a troupe member.
The first kiss was...
Yes, it was at a pass.
Wasn't it your first kiss?
At a pass, I dropped my cell phone in the dark.
We were looking for it and our hands touched.
It's disgusting!
What?
It's disgusting!
Wait a minute. At that time...
Who said it first?
Maybe it was me.
What?
I like you a lot.
So you were prepared?
I was prepared. I wanted to go out with you.
Wow, that's brave of you.
So you were ready to go out with me for the first date?
Yes, I was ready. I was standing by.
Wow!
You sent me an e-mail and changed your mind right away.
On the contrary, you were more excited.
That's right.
So you were a mother.
I was a mother.
No, you weren't a mother.
But you were a mother.
When he was about to go on a date,
I sent him an e-mail saying "I'll make you a lunch box."
Do you have any food you don't like, Osaru-san?
I thought, "What is he doing?"
I don't think I've ever experienced it before.
By the way, it is said that before Kousai was found out,
they had a hard time as an entertainer couple.
When I haven't told the agency about it yet,
we co-starred on a TV show.
It was a show where Mr. Ogihagi and my husband
asked me to show them the boobs of female talents.
I thought it was a good idea.
That's right.
So I dated him for about two days.
I asked my boyfriend to show me his boobs in front of the camera.
Only two managers knew about it.
I'm sorry, but you were already showing your boobs at the time.
You were watching, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
No way!
Ham.
Wait a minute!
Are you a prince?!
Are you a king?!
Do you talk like that?
Yes, we do. It must have been hard for you.
No, but I think you both did a good job.
That's kind of mean!
But wasn't there a performance? It wasn't a one- time thing, right?
There was a performance.
Oh...
Who are you talking about?
Huh?
There's a lot of you, so you don't know.
There's a lot of you?!
There's a lot of you, isn't there?!
There's a lot of you?!
How long have you been together?
Huh? Until now?
Entertainer.
Entertainer?!
Famous entertainer.
That's...
No, it's really just him.
Just him?!
Yes, just him.
What?!
No, but at a meal party...
When you were with Fujimori-san...
No, no, I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it!
It was really...
I was really nervous.
I asked him what's wrong.
No, I have a girlfriend.
My girlfriend is coming home, so I have to go home early.
She's really important to me.
I see.
Why did you break up?
No one asked you, right?
That's right.
Let's hear it.
But I didn't make it.
And so...
We broke up.
You don't feel anything right now?
Hmm...
Yes.
You don't contact each other?
That's right.
Well...
Huh?
We haven't met.
Not even once.
So you don't contact each other?
That's right.
Well...
Gradually...
Are you going to cover the past?!
There are still many memories of the embarrassing love life of the couple of Akane Kosawa and Hitori Gekidan.
Next, it is obvious that Hitori Gekidan will never show his embarrassing appearance on TV.
There are still memories of the love life of the couple of Akane Kosawa and Hitori Gekidan.
Yes, there are.
That's what I mean.
What is it?
When my husband comes home from work, I will hug him gently.
Is it true?
It used to be like that.
What does it mean?
When he comes home and is a little down or irritated,
I don't ask him "Did something happen?", but I hug him and say "Are you okay?"
Didn't you do that to your wife?
No, I didn't.
Well, I haven't been so wet in the first place.
I see.
It happens.
What does Hitori Gekidan do when you hug him?
He says "Thank you" and leaves.
I see.
It's more like a mother's love life.
Yes, it is.
It's more like a mother's love life.
Hitori Gekidan comes home knowing it.
If you are with him, you know it.
Didn't you know it?
But Fujimori-kun was wet all the time.
Is it true?
Now, it's changed from the era of love love.
It's been 10 years since they got married.
First of all, it's a complaint from the comedian's wife.
What is it?
It's annoying when my wife plays with me in a variety show.
Recently, when I watch a variety show with my husband,
he plays with me a lot.
Why did you marry such an ugly woman?
Why are you at that level? Can you go higher?
Why are you at such a low level?
When I watch it, others say it, and I think it's delicious, and he makes it into a joke.
When I watch it, I'm grateful, but it's very complicated.
Even children watch it.
Even mothers watch it and say, "Don't watch it!"
Do children know it?
Children know it.
The other day, in my dad's room, there was "OK Google".
You can ask a lot of questions, right?
I was wondering what he was talking about, and I came quietly.
OK Google,
Is Akane Osawa ugly?
Is she beautiful?
OK Google,
I'm sorry, I can't help you.
It's funny!
It makes me sad.
Why do you make me sad?
It's funny! It's funny! Even if I say I do it for work, people still don't understand me.
I see.
What should I do as an actress' wife?
Are you ugly?
Aren't you ugly?
Are you beautiful?
Aren't you beautiful?
As Google!
Didn't you quarrel with each other?
You did it in the past, but you don't do it anymore.
It's not like that anymore.
What do you think about it?
Well...
After this, the quarrel between husband and wife, and raising a child of a downtown superstar are revealed.
Is the first reason for quarreling children?
They are children now.
The reason for quarreling is children.
They are children now.
That's right.
Before I came here, I talked about studying as a teenager while doing laundry.
I asked him what he thought about it.
He said he was good at golf.
But I thought he wasn't good at it.
Well...
It can't be helped.
As a child, you may quarrel with each other, but you don't do it anymore.
That's right.
Then, you quarrel again.
What do you quarrel about?
Well...
It's not about education.
I don't care about it.
We are like that, too.
Which one?
You don't have to say it.
Like Mr. Matsumoto?
Yes.
Is Mr. Hamada like that, too?
Yes, he is.
Mr. Hamada can't even do math.
It's not about education.
I can't say it.
It's speculation.
What did you say?
They are 7 years old and 1 and a half years old.
Their eldest daughter was born on the same birthday as Matsumoto-san.
She was born on the same birthday as Matsumoto- san.
On the same day?
Yes.
Did you do it on purpose?
I did it on purpose.
I looked it up and found out that my husband was born on the same birthday as Matsumoto-san.
Is it possible?
Yes, he was born on the same day.
I wanted my husband to know about it.
So I planned it.
Did you plan it?
I love Japanese comedy.
I like Tomonori Jinnai and Toro Salmon.
It's the same birthday here.
I'm not at Matsumoto-san's level yet.
I'm 7 years old.
My friend's mother went to the same kindergarten as Matsumoto-san's daughter.
I was surprised to hear about Matsumoto-san's childishness.
What do you think about it?
When there is an event, people get together and have fun.
The parents are more excited than their own children.
Their faces are getting redder and redder.
They are more excited than their own children.
Everyone is laughing and laughing.
Isn't it amazing?
Is it that common?
When I saw it with my own eyes, it wasn't painful at all.
You tried it, didn't you?
The sad reality of their 10th wedding anniversary.
Next is...
The strange behavior of their husband, a comedian.
It's disgusting that my husband is excited.
Excited?
Recently, it's obvious that their husband is excited.
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What are you laughing about?
I don't like it when my husband is flirting with me!
Flirting with you?
What do you mean?
I don't know, it's weird.
He's been on a diet for a while now.
And like, organic body creams and shampoos...
But the ones that Michibata Jessica uses are like...
Amazing!
The ones we sell, you know?
The ones we sell...
But it's really sudden.
I think it's weird.
And like, recently he's been eating out with Nakai-san and Matsumoto-san.
And he comes home late, too.
I think there's something going on.
Huh?
Matsumoto-san exposed a woman's relationship with a slightly suspicious troupe.
Furthermore, a man and woman have a fierce battle over cheating.
Have you ever cheated before?
Or worried about cheating?
No, I haven't.
To be honest, I've had drinks with someone several times.
And I've heard many stories about it.
But in conclusion, I haven't done it.
Like, cheating or something.
Seriously?
Just...
This is so cool!
Like, "Hey, what's up?"
But like, it's really intense.
What about cheating?
I can't cheat!
What if I cheat?
Huh?
That's not a good thing, is it?
No, it's not good.
It's bad.
Like, a comedian's wife...
Or a kabuki troupe's wife...
They're really good at it.
Like, "My husband cheated and I'm really sorry about it."
I don't want that student to do it, either.
Like, "She's a good woman."
If you do that...
Yes, if you do that, all women in the world have to follow that criteria.
But, like I said before, if he's talented, he can be a model, right?
Isn't that a little too much?
What do you think? I don't think he's gay or anything like that.
But you know what? If you marry him and you can't cheat,
you can be together with anyone for the rest of your life.
But isn't that what marriage is about?
What?!
Marriage is like that?!
It's a contract like that.
It's like that?!
It's like saying "I love you" to each other.
No, it's not!
It's not like that!
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