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Tonight's "downtown now" is about these two people who are very popular now and can't control themselves.
When I was a student, my mother always gave me a million yen.
Hey! Stop it!
Kazushige, who has lost a lot of weight and is too free to do anything, has a big complaint from his wife and co-workers.
My husband is building a house now.
He doesn't install a floor heater where he usually uses it.
I thought you were in the middle of something.
Can I say just one thing?
Yes, go ahead.
Huh?
You guys are amazing.
And...
Why are you here? Isn't this my wallet?
They investigate Kazushige's wallet.
There's nothing in it.
How much is in it?
I'm here to pick flowers.
This year's "big break" is wild bombs.
This is my first attempt.
I'm going to make Mr. Sakagami do it.
Oh, that's good.
This is Sakagami's first attempt at white paint.
That's really high quality.
Can I ask you a question, Mr. Hamada?
Me?
The forbidden question that Mr. Hamada really wanted to ask is...
I want to hear it, too!
The drink we're going to drink with you tonight is...
"Newlywed Yabana-kyousei"!
And, surprise!
So small!
Why are you saying this?!
Amazing! It's different!
I dared to have it in this thin design!
Because I like thin things like this!
It's a Cartier!
They did their best!
I heard you want to make it a family that can't stand laughter.
I can't stand laughter.
You can't stand it in Rumine?
I can't stand it in Rumine, but I can stand it in Romase.
I'm sure you haven't been there.
I did it with Yumi-kun.
Tonight's stage is Asakusa Bridge, which is famous for its nightlife.
From spicy restaurants that attract female customers, to high-profit half-sold shops that are very popular in front of employees,
Mr. Sakagami will introduce you to his recommended dishes.
I like this place.
I can't stand it here.
With this atmosphere.
Our first guest is Mr. Obotchaman.
Mr. Kazushige Nawashima, who is now involved in a variety show.
Isn't this it?
I think so.
You said this every time.
Here we are.
You said it.
Did you say it?
I got it.
This is the restaurant.
It's called Nihon Yakinikuto.
It's a popular yakiniku restaurant in Asakusa Bridge, which has a reasonable taste of first- class Yamagata beef.
Mr. Kazushige Nawashima, who is now involved in a variety show and information show, is waiting for you here.
He's an idiot, isn't he?
Well, let's go.
Oh, this guy.
This guy, huh?
Oh, he's a little bigger.
Good morning.
Thank you for having me.
Now, this show's guest is Kazushige Nawashima.
Welcome.
Please have a seat.
Basically, I want to pass on "idiot son" all the time in this world.
Is "idiot son" self-awareness?
Yes, it is.
That's right.
That's what I've been doing.
As a "idiot son" of superstar Mr. Nawashima, Mr. Kazushige, who is now involved in a variety show and information show, is waiting for you here as "idiot son" all the time in this world.
However!
Due to his freedom of speech, there seems to be a lot of trouble around him.
Tonight, the victims will leak and announce information for the first time.
You're not "idiot son"!
You're "idiot son"!
Kazushige Pinch!
Well, he's a little troublesome guest.
No, he's not!
Yes, he is.
No, he's not!
Not at all!
He's not troublesome at all!
No, he's not.
Is there a time when you're very energetic and a time when you're not so energetic?
Even when I'm working, I'm on and off.
You're on and off!
I hate it when it's on.
It's not funny at all.
Then what should we do?
But for today, when the staff had a meeting with Kaisei and Ige,
if I was there with Downtown and Shinamu, it would work out.
It's okay to have a meeting.
It's not me. It's Ira-san.
Which one is it?
It's my time.
But I've never seen Katsushige-san with Downtown.
They're totally different, right?
They're older and younger.
So it's like a competition?
Yes, it's like a competition.
But Yoshizumi-san handles him well, right?
He's fine.
He's funny.
Then let's order some drinks.
Lemon Sour.
For dinner, we'll have thick-cut special tongue and salt.
Today's Yamagata beef, four kinds.
Kimchi, three kinds.
Gumball, four kinds.
This place is really cheap and delicious.
The first stop is a Japanese Yakiniku restaurant with a retro exterior along the railroad tracks.
The slogan "Make Japan Convenient with Yakiniku" doesn't lie.
Yamagata beef is first class and provided in a reasonable way.
It's been growing every year.
Among them, we recommend thick-cut beef tongue that is over one centimeter thick.
Salmon and miso soup with sashimi.
Four kinds of recommended parts are selected.
It's the most popular in the restaurant.
Cheers!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- This is a problem. - But, is there anything you really want to say to Mr. Dunter?
- Nothing. - Nothing at all.
- Well, in this case... - Mr. Dunter, what is it?
- When I was asked about the graffiti incident on DX, I didn't say anything about it.
- I think it's hard for me to say about such incidents. - Well, you're a victim.
- But, I didn't say anything about it for a long time. - I think everyone cares about it and wants to know about it.
- I understand what you mean. - At that time, Mr. Matsumoto asked me about it.
- In my mind, I was very happy about it. - No, no, no!
- I'm really grateful for it. - Then, I'd like to ask you about it.
- Yes. - How did you feel about it?
- To tell you the truth, I don't know why Mr. Matsumoto asked me about it. - Why did he ask you about it?
- I'll tell you why I'm here. We went to hot springs together. - Oh, did you?
- We went to hot springs together as a family. - Oh, did you?
- How did you feel about it? - Can we talk about it later?
- That's a great story! - Shall we?
- "Kazushige Nagajima's Bombom Episode"!
- What is Mr. Kazushige's bombom family environment?
- Number one! - When I was a student, my mother always gave me a million yen.
- Hey! - Hey!
- I haven't done it yet.
- You've been raised badly, haven't you?
- You're the one who's wrong! - You're the one who's wrong!
- I used to eat out a lot. - You used to eat out?
- I couldn't make enough money by eating out at school.
- When my mom realized it, she gave me money like this and I used it a lot. - No, no, wait a minute.
- If it decreases, will it go back to one million after that? - That's right.
- Will it be auctioned off? - It's going to be auctioned off.
- Sougen-kun, can I say a few words? - Yes, go ahead.
- This is what I had when I was in high school and college. - You don't need it.
- I graduated college and got 80 million yen as a professional, and I gave it all back to my mom. - Really?
- I don't think it's that much. - That's a cut.
- You don't need it, do you? - You don't need it, do you?
- That's scary. - But how much do you have now?
- How are you doing? - I'm saving points with my card.
- Points? - Points, points.
- You always have something in your wallet, don't you? - That's right.
- I want to see your wallet. - Wait a minute!
- How much does Kazushige have in his wallet?
- Why is it coming out?! It's my wallet! - Hey, Yamazaki!
- What is that?! - How much do you always have in your wallet?!
- What?! - How much do you always have in your wallet?!
- You don't use cards, do you? - I do, but...
- How much do you have in your wallet?! - I don't have as much as I think I do.
- What's this? - That's a bookmark.
- What?! - What?!
- A bookmark and a bookmark. - And this is amazing.
- In my parents' garden, I saw the first artificial grass in Japan, along with the Kora Laboratory.
- And I also saw Idonmia Silver Rose. - What?!
- Hey, what is this?!
- This is true. - Is it true?!
- It used to be natural grass, but when Kora Laboratory created artificial grass, I wondered what artificial grass was like.
- So my dad turned it into artificial grass. - And the garden?
- I didn't study Idonmia Silver Rose, so my mom said, "Be like this."
- There's such a house?! - "Be like this."
- It's in a regular school! - Wow!
- Has anything changed since you saw it? - No, it doesn't bother me anymore.
- I got a sunburn. - That's amazing! I've never heard of it before!
- Mr. Kazushige has a place like this in Giovane, and it seems like he's done a lot of different things.
- Mr. Kazushige, who is over 50 years old and too free, and his wife, who has been with him for 18 years, are furious with him.
- Mr. Hatori, who is a moderator and commentator on a news program...
- I think it's good for me to grow up. That's why I've lived my life the way I like.
I'm asking you a question, but I've passed it before.
What do you think about this?
Pass?
I don't think there's anyone who would say "pass" in a commentator.
There's only one time in two hours when I say "I'm going into commercial."
Please protect only that time.
I told you to say such an important thing earlier.
This decision was made seven years ago.
I want you to take a bath.
When you take a bath, it takes you some time.
Please close the door.
It takes you three or four minutes.
If you do that, it's noisy.
Karin, men are used to being alone, but they are also lonely.
Please go away.
Can I close the door?
No, the person in the bathroom is telling you to close the door.
It's noisy, so go away.
I think that the young generation who have lived freely is now growing up.
It's said like this.
That's right.
What do you think?
It's free.
I can't say anything.
However, as you saw in the video,
Mr. Hadley is also in trouble.
However, there is someone who is more troubled.
Who is it?
It's me, who is the most troubled!
That's right.
It's a claim from his wife, Ms. Hitoko.
His wife, Ms. Hitoko, has been married for 18 years.
His wife, Ms. Hitoko, is angry at Mr. Kazushige's free speech.
She is going to hit Mr. Kazushige with her anger.
No. 1.
In Mr. Kazushige's house in Nagashima,
Mr. Kazushige only has a fireplace where he uses it.
This is terrible, isn't it?
Hey, hey.
It's not possible all of a sudden, is it?
When Mr. Kazushige is building his house now,
Mr. Kazushige only has a fireplace where he uses it
and only has a fireplace where he uses it.
He doesn't have it in his house or in his child's room.
What a self-centered person he is!
He only has a fireplace where he uses it.
That's right.
But as a father and as a husband,
do you think he has something like that?
I think he has.
Yes.
Otherwise, he doesn't have a fireplace in his house or in his wife's room.
If you ask me about it, I'll say he's a terrible person.
That's right.
He doesn't have it.
He doesn't, does he?
He only thinks about himself, doesn't he?
Yes.
If that's the case,
shouldn't he at least build his house without a fireplace?
If he wants to do it, he should do it all.
That's right.
I see.
I understand.
I wanted to ask you that!
Can I say one thing?
Yes, please.
My wife and children have high body temperature.
What?!
What are you talking about?!
Shouldn't you fix it?
Yes. From today...
I'll destroy my yukata!
You'll destroy your own yukata?!
There's more.
Shinobu, what's next?
For side dishes...
Six to eight on a small plate.
Yes, yes.
You can't serve cold dishes!
Wow, you're amazing.
His wife has endured it for 18 years.
What I mean is...
My wife drinks alcohol...
and I eat on a small plate...
six to eight dishes.
If you don't serve hot dishes first...
and gradually serve hot dishes...
it won't look good.
To be honest, it's a pain in the ass!
What is this?!
I eat late.
I eat slowly.
So, if I serve hot dishes first...
it'll get cold.
It'll get cold.
But it's really cold!
Why do you like small plates?
You can't eat a lot of food!
But with one plate...
You can't eat a lot of food!
So you can put a little bit of food on a plate.
Why do you have such big eyes?!
You're so weird!
I knew it from the beginning, but you're in a really bad mood today.
You're in a really bad mood today.
You're in a bad mood and you're talking nonsense.
You change your point of view.
You're stupid!
You're doing something like a commentator in the morning.
Is that so?
Maybe you should give this to your dad.
If you go somewhere else, you'll go there.
I see.
That's right.
Are you in a bad mood?
You're in a really bad mood.
There's more.
When you go out of the hotel in Hawaii, you always take a picture.
What does this mean?
It's from my wife.
When you go out of the hotel in Hawaii, you always take a picture in your house.
In your house?!
Maybe you don't trust your manager.
When you go out of the hotel in Hawaii, you always take a picture in your house.
I see.
You actually fired your manager.
What?!
When you go out of the hotel in Hawaii, you always use a key.
You don't trust your manager.
I don't have a manager now.
Do you take pictures after work?
I used to take pictures in the refrigerator.
If you live in a refrigerator, you will definitely change.
If you change your bedsheets, you won't know.
If you take a picture in the refrigerator and go home, you will know.
Have you ever taken a picture in the refrigerator in the past?
There was.
I love natto.
I never put natto in the refrigerator.
There was natto in the refrigerator.
I don't like it anymore.
Should we do it first?
No, no.
We should go next, right?
I think there's nothing left.
A wooden sword in the bedroom!
What will they use it for?
My husband is very concerned about security.
All the windows in the house are small.
It's designed so that you can't enter from the outside.
There is no wooden sword in the bedroom.
The wooden sword is next to the bed.
It's next to it.
It's for security.
If you hit it, it's a hit.
I see.
Do you use it for security?
Do you have a weapon in the house?
I bought a stun gun recently.
I'm scared of it.
But if you actually hold the stun gun and shoot it...
I was wondering if I should hit it like this.
Until then, there was electricity left in the house.
I hit it and it came to me.
But it's too scary to use it.
It's for people.
Didn't you have a stun gun in your car?
Oh, it's a stun gun.
Did you have a stun gun?
I had a stun gun in my car and a poison came out of it.
Poison?
It was spinning.
It was floating in the air.
What is it for?
Don't you have a stun gun?
I don't have one.
I'm an adult.
I'm scared of it.
Do you have a muscle?
No, I don't.
It's small.
I'm sorry.
Don't say that.
It's a good feeling.
Next is a little unexpected side of him.
When I'm away from my daughter for a week, I get really upset.
Is it like a father and son relationship?
My husband and I are in a relationship.
When we're away from home for a week, we cry.
I go to rest and enjoy lunch with my friends.
At that time, I get an annoying email saying, "How are you doing?" "I can't even see the letters in the email because I'm crying."
What do you say?
Well, it can't be helped if it comes out.
Anything can happen, can't it, Mr. Hamada?
Anything?
Do you want to make it funny?
You know it.
What's wrong with you?
Even if you're with your seniors, you shouldn't think of them as your seniors.
You should be more like Kazushige.
You're being very careful today.
Maybe you're right.
You should just say it out loud.
How old is your daughter?
She's 12 years old.
She won't be with you for a week, will she?
Yes.
Is it that sad?
It's kind of sad.
I have to be alone with my wife.
When you're alone, you don't have much to talk about, do you?
Don't you have any common hobbies?
Not at all.
Then you should make one.
You're right.
Seriously?
I don't want to hear it.
It's a big thing.
I've heard it a lot.
You've heard it?
You can't spread it that much, can you?
- Are you worried about something? - No, I'm not.
- There's no one who's not worried about you. - Well, there's hardly anyone who doesn't care about me.
- Please be strict with me. - No, I'm not.
- Do you have a boyfriend for your daughter? - I don't have one yet.
- But I think I'll have one in the future. - I think you'll have one in the future.
- What will you do in that case? - What will I do...
- Mr. Matsumoto, are you thinking about it? - Yes, I am!
- What will you do?
Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Kazushige, who will have daughters in the future, have their own unique values in response to their boyfriends.
- First of all, I get it. - Yes.
- Let's say it's a man. - Yes.
- I'll go out with my ex-girlfriend and leave her and me alone with him.
- I'll close his circulatory system from behind and see how you escape in this situation.
- Can you live like that? - No, I have the same feeling.
- You're lying!
- I'm thinking about how to escape with a cross on my arm. - I really think so.
- First of all, I want to see how strong you are as a man.
I'd like to see if it can be removed or not.
What do you think?
This is exciting.
And his wife's last claim is...
This is exciting in the end, isn't it?
What did you forget?
Will you be arrested tomorrow?
In addition, "wild bomb" is the first time for Shinobu Sakagami to imitate a face.
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Sakagami has never said hello.
This is exciting in the end, isn't it?
What did you forget?
You forgot the sushi you ate two days ago.
His wife's last claim is...
He is not forgetting things, but he is not interested in anything.
At night, he forgets what he ate for lunch.
He also forgets what he ate two days before at the sushi restaurant.
Oh, I ate squid earlier.
What do you think of this?
This is exactly what I said.
You don't remember what you ate in the previous house, do you?
I don't remember.
Do you remember what you ate last night?
Last night?
Yes.
Last night.
It's too late.
It's not coming out of your head.
I was thinking about it while saying "it's too late."
It's not coming out of your head.
Last night.
But two days ago...
Do you know what it is?
Two days ago...
Well...
Did you do something today?
I'll be arrested tomorrow!
And then, after the recording, Mr. Kazushige said something like this.
Who is Mr. Kazushige's best baseball player?
Mr. Ochiai.
Mr. Ochiai. He's the best on the right.
But Mr. Ochiai, if you did it seriously, you would have hit a home run.
What a waste!
But there are a lot of people who say that.
If Mr. Kazushige had been really serious about it, it wouldn't have ended like that.
How do you feel about what you just heard?
It's sad.
Well...
Is it the final episode?
I've never seen Mr. Kazushige like that.
What is it?
Mr. Hama is putting pressure on me.
But I don't have that kind of attitude.
Do you have that kind of attitude?
Full of head.
Do you have that kind of attitude?
What's wrong?
You just kicked me, didn't you?
I didn't kick you!
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way, Mr. Camera!
Don't kick me!
Please.
Don't kick me.
I won't do it again.
I won't do it again!
Stay tuned for "Wild Bombs" during the break.
This is "Smile Thailand" where you can enjoy authentic Thai food with a lot of fat.
"Wild Bombs" are waiting for you here during the break.
Today, we are going to do a serious talk show.
Can you do it?
Good morning.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
Can you talk properly?
I can't.
Can you do it?
Can you do it properly?
Is this your hair style?
No, it's not.
It's not?
I'm sorry.
Our guests for today are "Wild Bombs".
I heard you are interested in "Smile Thailand".
I heard it's very popular.
What do you think?
Yes.
You stopped it.
What do you mean?
It's rude of you to stop it.
"Wild Bombs" had a big break in 2024.
I'm here to pick flowers.
"Cookie" is funny and unpredictable.
Mr. Levi doesn't say anything, does he?
He doesn't say anything.
"Rossi" and "Cookie" are natural.
"Cookie" has a face as an artist and also holds a concert.
Despite its unpredictable content, it is very popular with children and young women.
"Wild Bombs" is the first time that "Rossi" did what he wanted to do in "Smile Thailand".
It's my first attempt. Congratulations, Mr. Sakagami.
It's great.
I'll do it for you.
It's great.
It's his first attempt. Mr. Sakagami's white- painted face.
It's great.
And...
Can I ask you a question?
Me?
I've heard a lot about you.
The forbidden question that couldn't be asked, and...
Mr. Matsumoto said...
No, it's not that big of a deal. It's all Yoshimoto's fault.
He said he was angry with me.
What is the truth of Matsumoto Hitoshi's legend of "touching city" that is rumored to be true in Yoshimoto?
It's a toast with a refreshing beer that represents Thailand.
Cheers!
It's refreshing.
Mr. Rossi is a natural...
Natural...
It's not good.
Mr. Seihammer, you're not good at this kind of thing.
Natural...
It's not good.
With such a great duo, is Mr. Rossi going to make it?
I've lived a long life. I'm 43 years old this year, but I've lived a long life.
I'm going to make it.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to make it.
Your boyfriend is going to make it.
Mr. Koo, are you in trouble because Mr. Rossi isn't going to make it?
I don't care if it's you.
It's really good, isn't it?
I don't care if you have it or not.
I'm here to have fun.
Now, we will briefly summarize the recent events of "The Wild Channeling" which is very popular right now.
Thank you.
It's been 24 years since "The Wild Channeling" was broadcasted.
Thank you.
Do you already have "The Wild Channeling"?
I do.
I'm surprised.
As usual, "The Wild Channeling" has been a huge success.
It has spread all over the country and has reached overseas.
In Taiwan, 100,000 people came to see it.
That's right.
Mr. Koo's exhibition event "The Wild Channeling" is very popular.
Mr. Koo created his own art work "The Wild Channeling".
This "The Wild Channeling"
With its popularity, it is held in five places all over the country.
This year, it has gone worldwide.
"Cookie fanfare" is going around.
This is in Thailand.
That bus is a bus.
A bus and a wrapping bus.
Is it running in the city?
Yes, it is running in the city.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Go home!
What are you doing, Mr. Kodanomi?
You are the one who said "go home" in order.
"The Wild Channeling" is held in five places all over the country.
This is also popular.
Didn't you imagine it yourself?
No, I didn't.
It wasn't popular even for girls.
Only for boys.
It wasn't popular for people who were too biased.
Usually, it is popular for ordinary young people.
It is crazy.
What are you saying? "The Wild Channeling" isn't popular.
It isn't popular at all.
"The Wild Channeling" isn't popular.
I have never said "hello" before.
What do you mean?
You have a human face.
You can't show your face right away at a party like this.
Show your face!
Which one of you is wearing a Doraemon costume?
This one.
Do you have a gift for us?
You know the rumored "Cookie Land"?
Yes.
We have goods for it.
After this, a mysterious gift...
For the first time ever, Mr. Sakagami's white clothed impersonation.
What did you do?
In "Smile Thailand", where a chef from Thailand waves his arms...
This is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose.
The classic "raw spring roll" is one of his favorites with the original sauce containing peanuts.
And the restaurant's most popular dish, shrimp slimmy toast!
The crispy texture and fragrant shrimp aroma spread out.
A whole shrimp fried crispy with black pepper as an accent sauce.
Shrimp with black pepper and garlic sauce goes well with beer.
The restaurant's last keyword is "tapioca coconut milk as a service".
Now, let's see the presents Cookie-san brought!
There's a present.
You know the rumored "Cookie Land"?
There are goods of it.
That's amazing!
This is also goods.
And there's a pouch behind it.
Is it a pouch?
You can put medicines in it.
I'm so happy!
What do you put in it?
It's a perfect season for it.
You can't put it in it.
You can't put it in it?
It's hard for women to put it in it.
I see.
I'm going to give you another goods.
This is...
Is this a mercy?
It's a watch!
It's a Tarasugun watch!
It's amazing!
It's a Tarasugun watch!
You can make a mini-taco!
It's a camera and a taco!
Now, we'll show you the wild bombs of downtown.
What did you really want to do with these chopsticks facing each other head-on with Mr. Nakagami?
From the first challenge of impersonating Shironori's face, to the break at the table of sake, let's go with the questions we ask for the first time.
First of all, Mr. Cookie's Shironori make-up, which is also the cause of the big break.
He has challenged various celebrities so far, but...
It's flowing on Twitter, too.
There are a lot of people in the city.
It's really similar.
Mr. Hamada, Mr. Awakusa, I... I... I thought it was unique.
You look like Mr. Shironori.
It's like magic is happening around here.
It's like magic is happening.
Because you look like a junior.
You look like him a lot.
May I?
Yes.
It's my first challenge, and I really wanted Mr. Sakagami to do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I don't have any characteristics.
I've never seen you do it.
What a wild bomb wants to do.
First attempt at Mr. Sakagami's Shironori make-up.
It looks like a pretty confident work, but what will it be like?
I've heard of it before, but it's one of the top five.
Really?
It's really similar.
Really?
The hurdle is up, but it's similar to "Is It Okay to Raise It Up?"
Wow, that's amazing.
Is "Is It Okay to Raise It Up?" similar?
Yes, it is.
It's really similar.
It's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy.
It's not "Is It Okay to Raise It Up?"
It is!
Seriously, it's really similar.
Let's line up, let's line up.
Seriously, it's really similar.
What are you filming?
You've been doing this for a while, haven't you?
Really?
Huh?
Even if you go biking, you can't go one roll, can you?
No one notices you, right?
One roll?
Huh?
Amazing!
Mr. Sakagami, it's exactly like you.
Next is...
It's his first time drawing a trio of people together, so he wants you to draw it for him.
I've drawn it properly on a hanging canvas and stuff.
Huh!?
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, please draw it for me!
Seriously? Seriously?
But don't you have to look at it...
Yeah!
...to judge the price?
No, no, no!
What kind of talent do you need to judge the price with pictures and stuff?
You have it all.
Anything but Rassenya.
You have it all.
That doesn't make any sense.
What!
First, Mr. Sakagami's second draft.
Mr. Sakagami, would you like me to do it?
Yes.
The one you want me to draw.
Look at this.
What?
This is how you do it.
Seriously!
This is how you do it.
I don't get it at all.
This is Cookie-san's world view.
How much do you want to sell it for?
From 150,000 to 200,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
What is 100,000 yen?
I want to see Hamada-san's.
Next is Hamada-san.
Hamada-san.
You look like him.
Do I look like him now?
Why do you look like him?
Your hairstyle is strange.
You look like him.
But I do look like him now.
How much do you want to sell this hairstyle?
I like this hairstyle.
I don't want to sell this hairstyle.
Is it worth selling this hairstyle?
I want to sell this hairstyle for 50,000 yen.
I think you want to sell this hairstyle for that price.
You don't like me.
Why am I the last one?
Which one of you is the last one?
Can I look at you?
You are a monster.
Why am I the last one?
Which one of you is the last one?
Can I look at you?
You are a monster.
Who is a monster?
I like this hairstyle.
How much do you want to sell this hairstyle?
I want to sell this hairstyle for 20,000 yen.
Is it worth selling this hairstyle for 20,000 yen?
It's cheap.
This is funny.
Now let's hear what they really want to know from this show.
They have many questions they want to hear for sure.
Can I ask you something?
Okay.
What do you think about the wild bombs?
What do you think about them?
It's an important question.
What do you think about the wild bombs?
I haven't heard of it before.
Is that so?
Why are you messing with me?
Why don't you answer me properly?
What is that feeling?
Your face is red!
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know the serious one!
That's not the level we're talking about.
With that person.
Simply, it's a dream.
We grew up watching it.
Well, you can't eat it.
That's definitely not it.
You're aiming for it.
It's like you, Downtown-san.
You've been playing with Zoid all along.
No, not at all.
You're not interested, are you?
I went to see it. I saw Downtown-san's window.
No, I'm done with that.
How is it, Amano-san, the wild bomb?
I didn't know much about it in the beginning.
When it first came out, everyone was greeting it very well.
What is this guy doing on the front?
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
You're low-handed and polite.
You're actually taking very good care of your family, aren't you?
I'm not.
Are you married?
No, I'm not.
Do you have a family member?
No, I don't.
Do you live in a high-rise apartment?
I live in a high-rise apartment.
The high-rise apartment is spacious.
Everyone knows what's inside.
People say, 'Huh?'
Isn't that good?
No, so right now in Yoshimoto...
There's a hippopotamus.
It's a completely different type of wall from a hippopotamus.
Is it that bad?
Wow!
Huh?
A completely different type of wall came out at the same time.
It's true that this type of wall didn't sell well in the past.
Yeah.
I'm sorry for suddenly criticizing you.
It's like a real new wave.
I don't know how to say it.
I heard that Matsumoto-san told Yoshimoto-san about it.
Actually, there is urban legend about wild bombs and Matsumoto-san.
We are going to find out the truth about it.
One of my colleagues asked me if it's true.
Matsumoto-san, Osaki-san and Ogamotsu-san.
The four of us gathered in the conference room.
And we were told that wild bombs don't hit people.
That's what my colleague told me.
So I said, 'well...'
But I wasn't there at the time.
You weren't there, but it's actually like that.
Yes, it's actually like that.
Wait, you were there?
No, I wasn't.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh my god, oh my god...
You're making me do it, Otara!
Is that what you heard?
No way, no way! No way!
I know so many things that you said!
But it's a waste of time for me to deny it!
So I said 'yes' and I peed my pants, but...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Let's not know which one is which!
Then you want to hear it properly just like that?
Yes, yes!
No way!
Otara, do it!
Even without Matsumoto's advice, it sold well, so it's amazing.
It's self-sufficiency, isn't it?
On the contrary, I thought it was because of Matsumoto's power.
Not at all.
Not at all?
Otara had amazing power.
You're right.
It sounded like an old legend.
It's a back story, isn't it?
It's a back story.
Otara wanted to make a comeback here.
Next, we'll ask Hamada-san some questions he hasn't asked in years.
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Next, we'll ask Hamada-san some questions he hasn't asked in years.
Can I ask you a question, Hamada-san?
This one?
Can you tell me 10 good things about Dorians?
Is there more?
I want to know more!
Hamada's "dorian's geek" is extraordinary and super cute!
Hamada-san's cute junior entertainer "dorian's".
Although they've been together for 21 years, they don't get along well with each other.
But for an entertainer, there should be at least 50,000 people with the same situation.
I want to know why they are so cute!
All of the shows in London are "dorian's".
All of them!
I want to know why they are so cute!
I don't know why they are so cute!
They've been doing it for 20 years and it hasn't sold well.
All they do is eat and drink.
Why are they still working?
If you've been working for 20 years, you should quit.
That's right.
They are still working.
But there are many other entertainers besides "dorian's".
It depends on who you work with.
It depends on the timing.
But do you think you can sell well?
No, I don't think so.
"dorian's" is Hamada-san's "national pillar".
We are "white ants".
I think it's fine like that.
We eat "pillar" until we collapse.
Do you like "pillar" and "ant"?
"pillar" and "ant" are the same.
Left and...
That's him! That's him!
Yes, it's a waste of time.
What about you?
I'd like to ask Cookie.
If you were to attach animal parts to your body, where would you attach them?
Yes, yes.
I'm sure you're asking us, but what do you think, Cookie?
Yes, it's a very Cookie-like question, but what do you mean?
Evolution... I'd like an elephant nose here.
Elephant nose. Elephant nose.
Elephant nose?
Yes.
Why elephant nose?
Well, for example, if you smoke, and there's an ashtray somewhere, you'd stick out your elephant nose like this.
If you had hair like this, you'd pull it up and pull it down and pull it up again.
Like this? Like this?
Rishu, Arachi Yumi's Matsumoto ni Gegido.
My hair is blonde, but my head is also yellow!
Tezuka Setomi's parents...
It's become historical.
Wasn't it during their marriage life?
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Long remake.
If you say this word at a store, you'll get a good deal!