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Tonight's "downtown man" is the first time we've seen a lot of "hoshigozake"
Miyazon's new fun for the first time
What kind of "hoshigozake" are you drinking?
I'm not drinking it!
I'm glad you didn't drink it!
What a big failure!
A.k.a. Watanabe Miyu who graduated from A.t.b.
A dark first meeting sealed in idol era
When I was little, I didn't even talk to my family
Going to see a movie and then talking about my impressions is annoying
This is serious!
Tonight's stage is Hiroo
There are only areas where many celebrities appear and disappear
During the shoot, I met people I didn't expect to meet
So, "hoshigozake"!
Yes, it's a good volume
I did a little bit of "hamburger" today
hamburger
I admired it
Fashion
I see
Tonight's guests are...
First appearance!
Thank you!
Our guests are Yamazaki and Yoko
Yamazaki, you recently got married
To you, Yamazaki is a fool!
No, it's not like that. I'm envious of you.
You think I'm envious of you?
That's a lie!
First of all, we'll watch a safety manzai show during a break.
It's hard for me to do this.
Oh, Mita-san.
I'm a relative of the Mita family.
Since I was a child, I've been taking care of famous people.
I see.
I've been taking care of them since I was a grandpa.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Oh, we're already here!
We've arrived at our first shop.
This is Tsukiji Sushi Takebaka.
It's a big break now.
Let's go and watch a safety manzai show.
Excuse me.
Hello!
Excuse me!
Hello!
It's okay.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's not like that.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
Who are you?
You're drinking already.
Why are you drinking?
You're a tough guy.
Excuse me.
You're a tough guy.
Excuse me.
Do you like drinking?
Yes, I do.
I love it.
I like beer.
You two are nervous now.
Why don't you drink it?
He said "I'll drink it".
Excuse me.
What about you, Aron?
I can't drink at all.
What?
I'm so nervous that I can't drink.
Really?
It's like you've been drinking since you were in elementary school.
Do you say that a lot?
Shall we order?
Excuse me!
We'll have a beer.
And we'll have a meal.
Special rice ball.
Spring vegetables and tempura.
Shut up!
I'm doing it right now!
This is important!
I'm sorry!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's not easy from this distance!
I'm sorry!
It's important!
Wait a minute! I'm nervous!
It's not easy for me!
The stage for the feast is Tsukiji Sushi Takewaka, a restaurant where you can enjoy authentic Edomae sushi in Kiroi.
Here is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose under it.
The sushi is fresh and delicious every morning at Tsukiji.
In particular, the homemade tuna bought on their own route is exquisite!
Butter, salt and pepper, and abalone butter grilled only with sake are luxurious dishes that make the most of the taste of the ingredients.
As for the last keyword of the program at the restaurant, you can't miss the authentic tuna and fatty tuna rice balls.
I'm sorry!
Well, what should we do? Shall we have a toast?
I'm sorry!
Cheers!
Nice to meet you!
I'm not nervous!
Of course, you're nervous about your work!
Don't be so nervous!
I'm nervous!
I don't know because you're not downtown!
Oh, you two are...
I'm not from downtown, so I thought you were...
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm a big fan of downtown!
Here you go!
Great timing!
Now, we're going to dig into the childhood friend's partner, Arapon's back story,
Riadon's super poor past, sad encounters, and real financial situations!
[What happened to Riadon?]
Riadon is...
What is it?
He was super poor!
Riadon was super poor.
When we went to his birthday party,
there were cakes and "Happy Birthday" signs.
My mom took out this whole cabbage and gave it to me.
I thought we were going to start cooking.
But it didn't take us long...
Sorry.
As we were eating...
I thought you were making fun of me.
It's not like that!
You grew up differently!
It might be the other way around, but you're stylish!
It's the other way around!
Why were you so poor?
That's a parent's relationship, so I don't know.
That's true.
I'm sorry.
It's not like you were born poor.
You're not a kid.
What happened to your parents?
My mom was alone.
She had five siblings.
My mom was working as a snack shop assistant.
That's why she was poor.
I still have this.
I can't buy a kit.
So my sister bought a screw.
What is that?
That's crazy!
I'm dying!
My house couldn't be bought because of the pet boom.
I didn't have money.
At that time, my sister...
She called me "Dai", but I kept it a secret.
Actually, I have a pet.
"Really?" I said.
There is a gap under the house.
There is a cardboard box there.
I opened it like this and...
There was a screw on the blanket.
You idiot!
Because it's cold.
Is it serious?
Yes, it is.
She called me "Ranran" and opened the screw.
That's your sister's screw.
I'm sorry.
You've grown up.
You've changed.
Yes, I have.
I kept it until it rusted.
You didn't treasure it.
At one point, I was convinced.
I said "I'm married."
To be honest, I was in fifth grade.
I knew it was a screw.
I'm sorry.
I know.
There is more.
I couldn't buy a picture book.
My mother told me about "Momotaro".
Wait a minute.
I couldn't buy a book.
To be honest, my mother is weird.
She talked about "Momotaro" casually.
She said "Anything is fine."
She didn't have a book.
So...
A dolphin came out of nowhere.
Dolphins...
At the end, when a dolphin knocks down a sea urchin, it flies into the sea urchin's eye.
I used to think it was cool.
However, not only does it come out in variety shows now and then, but also in commercials and time breaks.
He should be making a lot of money.
Miyazon's financial situation is exposed by his junior entertainer.
Actually, Miyazon is in debt.
Arapon sometimes takes the three of us on a gourmet trip.
Miyazon has never taken us on a trip.
Even if he takes us out for a meal, he doesn't ask for an order number and orders cheap food.
What is this?
You're making money, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Is that so?
Well, well, well...
Are you making fun of me?
No, no, I think so.
In the world of entertainers, if you make money, your juniors will support you.
Isn't it true?
Yes, it is.
But...
Why?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you're doing Arapon.
Yes, Arapon is great for everyone.
It's useless.
You can do Arapon.
I'll do it from now on.
What's going on between you two?
Even though you're working together as a duo,
Miyazon is more active on TV.
What's going on between you two?
Before I appeared on TV like I do now,
Arapon appeared in a lot of commercials.
Really?
Before I appeared on TV, I appeared in about ten commercials.
Like an extra.
So I didn't have a job.
Half of it was mine.
I asked him what happened.
He said, "No, you can't eat it."
You're still looking down on me.
At that time, Miyazon didn't have a job.
But Arapon appeared in a lot of commercials.
What about now?
Now, no matter how you think about it, Miyazon is more active.
Before that, it was half and half.
But now it's different.
It's different now.
I see.
It's not that it's different.
It's because of Arapon's kindness.
He gave me back three times.
I'm grateful for that.
But now I have that kind of message.
I'm sorry.
I've been saying "Araponga, Araponga" for a while now.
But Miyazon has a kindness like this.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
You should apologize seriously.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
No, no, I'm serious.
It's decided by the agency.
No, no, no.
So, I said like that.
But, everybody said like that.
I'm sorry.
This is the last one for today.
Although he is such a funny guy,
he had a different face in the past.
We can't imagine from his current appearance.
Miyazono, do you want to know about it?
Yes!
Gradually, right?
In middle school, he was the backboard captain.
Backboard captain!
I've been doing martial arts for a long time.
I see.
As expected, you have a good physical ability.
Yes, I do.
My physique was better than it is now.
I see.
At that time, everyone was wearing sloppy clothes like B-type.
However, for a while, I wore a shirt and wore high heels.
I see, I see.
And the actors saw it and said, "This guy is dangerous."
You don't like it.
Didn't you quarrel with him?
No, but for some reason, when I was in middle school and I was doing martial arts,
Hey, Miyazono, come out!
There was something like that.
He is from school.
I was surprised.
But I was told, "Go, go!"
So I went as I was wearing high heels.
What's wrong with you?
You're crazy.
Why?
Do you know me?
Relatives?
I don't know you!
So I ran away, saying, "This guy is dangerous."
It's sad.
It's scary.
You don't know what he's doing.
That kind of guy.
Miyazono was afraid of it, but it seems like Arapon was really dangerous.
Really?
Arapon was wearing Dordragon jersey.
Dordragon jersey.
Dordragon jersey of middle school.
I was wearing it.
Because there were captains and deputy captains of each middle school in Adachi Ward and a timer.
Adachi Ward is a number of middle schools from 1st to 16th grade.
Numbers and kanji don't go well together.
For example, "ishiaraichuu" and so on.
I see.
One day, I got a call.
From now on, all of you from 1st to 8th grade will gather and crush kanji middle school.
Why?
It's scary!
I don't think there's a reason for it.
Why?
Don't you call Miyazon at times like that?
Miyazon runs away.
I say "Arapon, you can do it!" and he says "You can do it!" and runs away.
I don't leave school anymore.
But the more we talk about it, it seems like it's popular with kids,
but you're an adult you can't get used to, aren't you?
That's right.
It's very...
Listen to me!
You're an adult you can't get used to, aren't you?
No, I'm just repeating it.
So please don't get used to it!
I'm really enjoying myself right now.
What are you talking about?
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
I should have drunk some alcohol!
I can't do it!
After his fifth beer,
Miyazon, who is drunk,
tells him his love story.
He has fallen in love with a woman!
Yes, I do.
What's wrong?
You must be in love with her, right?
Did something happen?
No, it's not like that.
I had a honey-trap.
I see.
And I drank with a woman.
Excuse me, are you a woman?
No, I'm not.
I'm afraid of drinking with a woman.
Really?
Some of my ex-girlfriends are like that.
Some of them are waiting for me.
And when I was in high school,
my ex-girlfriend fell in love with a teacher at school.
Are you serious?
What's that?
Your ex-girlfriend fell in love with a teacher?
Yes.
She was my first ex-girlfriend in high school.
And she fell in love with me.
And she came to me.
And she didn't want me to come.
There was no one who wanted me to come.
And then she fell in love with me.
Has that ever happened in the past?
Did you say that your first ex-girlfriend fell in love with you?
I'm sorry.
Is it important for you?
Do you like this kind of woman?
Yes, I like boyish and manly woman.
Who is it?
For example, Amami Ikuta or Gao.
Gao!
He is manly.
I was surprised when you talked to me.
I heard you are good at impersonating.
Is that so?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
But I heard you impersonate a lot.
Are you serious?
So you didn't know?
It's okay. Let's do it.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
After this, Liazon did a good job of impersonating Takaaki Ishibashi and Tetsuya Takeda.
And she met a big guy on the street.
This program is provided by the sponsors you see.
- Everyone does it. - That's right.
New jokes that can only be done in Miyado.
- That's what I saw. - Go ahead.
That's good.
- Is it good? - Yes.
- Then I'll do it. - Yes.
- He started laughing. - Is it similar?
- Yes.
- What is it?
- It's dangerous.
- That's not it. - You're making fun of me.
- Am I making fun of you?
- You're making fun of me. - You're making fun of me.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Then what do you do? - Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't have one.
Finally, let's hear him play his favorite guitar.
Then, um...
"Hashigo Dage".
"Hashigo Dage" is the best!
Can you say "Hashigo Dage" is the best?
- "Hashigo Dage" is the best. - The best pattern.
- The best pattern of "Hashigo Dage". - The best pattern of "Hashigo Dage".
- "Hashigo Dage" is the best! - I don't know the timing.
Hashigo Dage
You're making fun of me!
"Hashigo Dage" is the best!
The best!
You're making fun of me!
I'm not mad at you!
I'm sorry!
Do as you like!
Let's do it!
Freestyle!
Today is a good day
Hashigo Dage
It's a good day!
Yay!
Wow!
Yay!
Wow!
Yay!
I can't stand it!
The next stop is a store where Mayi Watanabe, who graduated from AQB last year, waits for you.
On the way, you encounter an unexpected person!
Huh?
Good morning!
It's you, isn't it?
What?
No, I was eating and I went out for a cigarette.
That's a crazy concept!
Is it a private place?
Yes.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please come in.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Thank you for coming!
Do you want to go out?
No, I don't.
I don't want to go out.
I want to go out!
I'm surprised!
He's a terrible person!
He's a terrible traveler!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
He's a guest of next week!
I'm sorry!
I'm surprised!
The next store is Yamafuji!
It's a Japanese restaurant where you can enjoy fresh seasonal ingredients and simple cooking!
I'm sorry!
It's okay. It's okay.
It just happened to come out.
Oh! Good morning!
Mayu Watanabe, who graduated from AKB at the end of last year, won first place in the AKB general election in 2014.
I'm glad I didn't give up and came all the way here.
Scandal zero. Godly response to fans.
Pro soul who always pierces the ideal idol image.
Just a perfect idol.
The nickname fans gave her was "idol cyborg."
But tonight...
Mayuyu's idol-like back that she could never show during the AKB era will be shown for the first time on TV.
You're going to show me your butt in front of me while it's still raw?
No, I'll probably move it like this and show you like this.
Move it like this?
You can see Mayuyu's true nature, which she had hidden during the AKB era.
The stage for such a feast is Yamafuji, a Japanese restaurant where you can enjoy seasonal ingredients.
Here is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose below it.
A precious brand beef that is less than 2% of Japanese beef.
Iwata Yamagata Village Tankaku Beef Sumibiyaki is low in fat and healthy.
The more you chew, the more umami spreads in your mouth.
Vegetables dedicated to organic cultivation are also exquisite.
Especially in this season, sweet and juicy kelp like pear is the best.
What about fluffy rolled omelet with a thin mouthful of bonito soup stock?
Oh, it's delicious.
I like this taste.
If you say the keyword of the program at the end of the show as a shop, you can enjoy a drink full of service.
Cheers!
Did you graduate from AKB?
Yes, I graduated last year and this year.
Did you wait in line for a long time to graduate?
I did wait in line for a while.
Did you?
I did wait in line for a while.
Did you care about anything when you were an idol?
You always cared about everything, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You always had to be careful about everything.
You had an image of an adult, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
So, I couldn't break down easily.
I'll break you down today, too.
Really?
Thank you very much.
You said "I'll break you down", but you said "I'll break you down", didn't you?
Yes, it was sudden.
No, no, I'll break you down.
For that purpose, these two friends proved their hidden talents.
I'm Kashiwagi Yuki.
I'm Yuki Rin.
As you can imagine, I'm very stoic, so my job comes first.
But I'm definitely more excited in the dressing room than on stage.
I can be funny in the dressing room.
You're the worst.
When I'm dressing up, my eyebrows and butt are so pretty.
I love it.
When I say "Your eyebrows and butt are so pretty",
I can't imagine you putting your butt right in front of me.
I can't even imagine it.
I don't think you can imagine it from my point of view.
I think everyone doesn't know about dressing room eyebrows.
I see.
Oh, it's Mi-chan.
She's like an elementary school boy.
She's a very happy girl.
I'm serious.
I'm sorry to say this during work hours, but I really do poop and stuff like that.
That's all I can do to make my eyebrows smile.
When I saw it and thought about getting along with you,
you were putting your eyebrows on Yuki Rin's nipple.
I heard you're good at putting your nipples on people's nipples.
Like this.
Do you always put your nipples on people's nipples?
It seemed like you were confident about it.
I'd like you to ask him about it in detail.
That's good information.
First of all...
Nipples?
Yes, nipples.
I can show Yuki Rin anything.
That's right.
You can show it in the dressing room, right?
Yes, in the dressing room.
She compliments me a lot, so I feel better.
First of all, show me your nipples like this.
My nipples?
Yes.
Is it that bad?
How bad is it?
Cocatone level?
Also, your reach is amazing.
I'm good at hitting it.
But anyone can do it, right?
I want to see it.
But since I saw it, I'll go in.
With that said, let's see the unexpected feature of your eyebrows.
Let me see your ears.
Why did you write it again?
I can tell by looking at your ears.
I'll draw it in a straight line.
From your earlobe...
Is the camera okay? Turn it this way.
What did you think of it, Mita-san?
Was it right?
It was right!
It's amazing!
For example...
Can Matsumoto-san hit it?
I can't see it!
Matsumoto-san, hit it!
I can't see it!
That's impossible!
No, no, no!
That's impossible!
I can't see it!
It's your earlobe, right?
You're a bad guy!
I think it's impossible.
Men and women are different.
Really?
Try it!
I don't think it's possible.
Make a straight face.
From your earlobe...
It's your earlobe, right?
Come down!
Where?
You're a fool!
What's that?
I wanted to do it!
What happened next?
This is serious!
He came out and did it!
The dark side of ultra-right-wing idol Mayuyu is revealed!
The moment when Mayuyu, an ultra-right-wing idol, suddenly pushes her face away...
It seems like she has a lot of darkness in her heart.
What did you get invited to do?
When you were invited to a party!
Huh? You like parties?
I don't like it very much.
Huh? What do you mean?
I'm not good at big parties.
I can't eat with more than four people.
You can't?
I can't eat with more than three people.
No, you can't eat with more than four people now.
Kashiwagi Yuki-chan gave me this testimony earlier.
When Mayuyu did the drama she starred in, she said she couldn't talk to anyone on set and couldn't contact anyone.
But there are three months in a drama set, right?
I'm not good at talking to people or communicating with people.
I was a little surprised.
When I was little, I didn't even talk to my family.
What?
I went to see a movie and on my way back, I had a hard time talking about my impressions of it.
This is serious!
I was doing it in front of people!
What is this?!
Do you have friends?
I do, but I only do what I need to do.
I only do what I need to do with my friends.
What do you mean by "what you need to do"?
It's like...
It's a little serious.
It's true, isn't it?
It's not like you can meet someone you like or go out with someone you like.
It doesn't work like that.
Eyebrows with such darkness.
Do you have a dark side for love? It's a little scary, but let's ask.
Have you ever been rejected by an idol?
- Of course you have. - Of course I have.
- That's right, but rarely. - You have, don't you?
- When you're on a music station or something like that, you definitely get rejected, don't you? - But I really don't get rejected.
- Even if you do something like that, your reaction doesn't look like it's going to be good. - That's what people think, so no one comes up to me.
- You really don't look like you're in a good mood. - I'm not in a good mood.
- You say you're not in a good mood. - Even if you email me, I don't get a reply.
- But you graduated from AKB and broke your love ban, didn't you? - Yes.
- Don't you feel like you owe it to someone? - Before I quit, I was excited that my love ban was lifted, but when I quit, no one came up to me.
- Don't you think you have to go to some extent? - I don't have the courage to go there, and I think it's annoying.
- What is this person? - I don't know anything.
- There is no beginning. It's annoying. - Do you have a wish?
- But the moment I meet someone and choose the same book in a bookstore, I can't touch her. - You're like shit!
Hahaha!
There is still a dark side of the ultra-orthodox idol Mayu.
What is her super-skinny condition that can make you look like a deer if you find even a little dust?
It seems to be a healthy skin condition.
What?
She doesn't like the elevator button either.
I don't press it.
How do you press it?
I don't press it with my fingers.
It's the same.
Oh, really?
It's the same.
I don't press the elevator button with my hands because I don't know where everyone has touched.
It's pretty dirty, so I don't touch it.
You don't use the bathroom, do you?
I don't use the bathroom that much.
I can't stand using the bathroom.
Wait a minute.
It's totally realistic.
I use the bathroom a lot.
That's right.
For me, it's like that.
I don't care about the bathroom that much.
What?
It's the biggest one.
That's right.
But there's something she always carries in her bag.
What is it?
Is this Mayuri's?
Oh, it's mine.
In my bag...
Yes, it is.
What do you always carry in your bag?
What is it that Mayuri always carries in her bag?
Since it's thin, you can use it as a wet tissue.
No, no, no!
Can you wipe it with this?
I've never wiped it before.
That's funny!
What do you use it for?
When do you use it?
When I eat out or eat snacks, I use it like this.
But if you wipe it with this and use a sticky gel, you can save money.
That's a lot of money!
It's about time you buy a new one.
You have to buy a new one.
But you can save money.
You have to be careful about your hands.
That's right. I'm always worried about my hands.
That's it?
And this is a healthy drink.
It's a carotid artery.
Wait a minute!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's a cotton swab.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Next up is the legend of the 80s,
Akashinbo Konto.
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
In the 80s, Akashinbo Konto went berserk with this rampant Konto.
LINE, LINE, 100% KONTO!
The legendary comedy show "Oretachi Hyoukinzoku" is also active with Lee and Takeshi and Akashi and Sanna.
Akashi Konto led the comedy club in Kanto.
He is a legend of comedy club for many generations.
It's interesting.
Yes.
It's good.
Yes.
Leader Watanabe is now a judge of M-1 and still contributes to comedy club.
Nassar Ishii, who is from Nassar High School and is active in quiz show, is also active as voice actor of Ryosan in "Kochi Kame".
And now, Komiu is active as an actor in drama and stage.
It's been a while since we've seen him like that.
Unlike now, he was very free.
He confessed his resentment of the shock of the Showa entertainment world.
I can't take a picture now, right?
I have to hold it down somehow, right?
Actually, there are people who are thinking of getting married.
Can you change it for me?
Oh, I see.
It's an exchange right.
Was he wiping out the scandal?
In addition, if you do it now, you will be punished immediately.
The way of playing Showa is also big.
The stage of singing and dancing is a shop that enjoys reasonable chicken dishes.
The third generation, chicken dance.
Here is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose under it.
First of all, grilled chicken slowly in a clay pot.
The original store's old-fashioned soy sauce is also very popular with women.
Iwata Prefecture's Seiryu young chicken's thigh is full of volume and is very popular with salarymen.
The unique onion and salt sauce brings out the deliciousness.
In addition, the potato salad is accented with chilled and hardened soy sauce for grilling.
Please mix it well.
It goes well.
Now, please drink it up.
If you show me the keyword at the end of the program, I will give you a cocktail.
Ominumashineku.
Thank you for the meal.
My name is Mita.
She is cute.
The atmosphere is different just because there is one woman.
The current image is that Komiya is a great actor and Rasal is a great director.
Leaders need more power in education.
Say good things.
Bananaman's Shitara is Tsukibitto.
Shitara is a driver.
Kimura is Tsukibitto.
It was sold after I quit it.
Now, we will ask Conte Acasinho, who was in charge of the show business of the Showa bubble, to tell us everything about the show business.
The show business of the Showa is amazing! Conte Acasinho, we have something to talk about now!
First of all, wherever you go, you will always be picked up.
That's not true!
Who is the most popular?
Of course, it's me!
I was not able to pick up girls, but I learned everything.
You learned a lot.
For example, if I were the leader of the show business, I would have about 170 girls.
I would have about 20 girls.
That's a realistic number.
First of all, if you go to the countryside, there is a stage at night.
In the afternoon, you go to the department store to sell cosmetics.
Komiya's side is the most popular.
Komiya's side is unique.
Komiya is walking in the front.
A group of hairdressers say, "Oh, Acasinho! Acasinho!"
Then, in Komiya's shadow, the leader says, "You guys!"
It's the worst!
It's just like you!
Leave it to me!
First of all, you go to the most popular places in this city.
At that time, it was disco.
You guys, come here!
It's like hip-hop.
When it's over, the six of you say, "Let's go!"
Let's go!
A girl in the lobby says, "I've already decided."
What are you doing here?
You've disappointed me in every aspect of you.
No, you've disappointed me.
So we're going to do a strip show.
What?
You and me.
So we're going first?
Yes, you and me. It's going to be exciting.
Yes, it's going to be exciting.
Then, the leader will come in and get naked again.
Once you've seen him naked, you'll feel relaxed.
(Laughter)
And one day, the leader...
That's definitely what he's doing.
He's wearing a black bikini...
He's wearing a black bikini.
He takes it off and throws it.
Then, a girl runs up to him and says, 'It's you!'
(Laughter)
She's gone.
(Laughter)
Of course, if you just played around like this, you could become a weekly magazine editor.
However, the show business in the 1950s was going to get big from here.
What would you do if you got a scandal?
Boom!
Immediately report it and sue!
Wow!
That's great!
You were able to do that?
Well...
You've already been identified.
(Laughter)
You've already been identified.
Speaking of Watanabe-san...
As a playboy, he's become a handsome botanist.
He's been in the weekly magazine business many times.
You can't take pictures now.
Right?
Yes.
This is bad.
Pictures?
Yes.
It's nothing, but you can still take pictures like that.
It's nothing, right?
It's nothing.
(Laughter)
"I have to do something about it." "Yes, yes."
"So we'll negotiate." "On the spot?" "On the spot."
"No, no, from the other side, you know." "From the other side."
"Let's talk about it." "Let's talk about it."
So I was thinking about what to do about it.
And, you know, there are people who are actually thinking about getting married.
So I'm going to announce that person.
"Could you sign it for me?" "Oh, I see."
"It's an exchange condition." "Could you sign it for me?"
"Did you sign it for me?" "I signed it for you."
"Did you sign it for me?" "Yes."
"So you actually married that person?" "Yes."
"I didn't know." (Laughter)
"It's easy to say." "Isn't it obvious?" "No."
At that time, I really wanted to get married.
"Who is she?" "She's a woman from Hamamatsu." (Laughter)
Oh, is she?
In the past, there was a comedy legend, Conte Akashingo, who used to make a lot of trouble.
In fact, he had a deep connection with downtown.
From what I heard, Conte Akashigo saw downtown and thought about quitting.
After that, Conte Akashigo's connection with downtown became clear.
So far, the broadcast has been provided by the sponsors you see.
I'm a girl, but...
If it's a small rice ball, you can eat about 50 of them.
What is the connection between downtown and Comte Akashimbo?
In June, we went to Osaka together.
Arimachi Museum Square.
It's very famous.
Do you remember?
Museum Square.
That's right.
So we went there a lot.
Would you like to do a solo concert of Shingo Toragawa at the music square in Ogimachi?
So we went there and asked if we could perform "downtown" by Yoshimoto.
Oh, I don't mind at all.
So we did it.
And we got rejected, but "downtown" got rejected a lot.
No, we didn't get rejected.
We got rejected.
We don't touch even when we're old.
No, we don't.
We don't touch even when we're old, so we don't know if we're quiet or not.
No, we don't.
I'll say this objectively.
It's really slippery.
But it's different, right? It's not slippery.
In Osaka's manzai boom up until then, Osaka people's jokes and such were mostly patterns.
"This pattern goes like this," "This kind of character comes," you could tell.
So technically you could lose, but you could win in terms of idea.
At that time, "downtown" was doing it.
It was a shock that Osaka people would do such shrewd manzai and get rejected like this.
Times have changed. We don't have to do it anymore.
But it's really different.
It was our character.
And Osaka people didn't laugh at Tokyo people's jokes on purpose.
I knew it!
But that house was different!
The big hit movie "Amily" became a Broadway musical last year.
I, Mayu Matanabe, will play the role of the main character "Amily".
It's my first musical, but it's very cute and I hope I can tell you a lot about the mysterious charm of "Amily".
Everyone, please come and visit the theater!
I'm Goro Adami, and I play the role of Shinbashi Theater.
The title is "The Canary on the Battlefield is a Brave Disobedient King".
From June 1st to 28th, the tickets for "Kogayashi Sachiko-san" are on sale!
Please come and visit us!
Shinbashi Theater, please come and visit us!
I'm Takeyasu Komiya.
"Kame to Kanraisha" is a musical based on the novel "Kame to Kanraisha".
From June 22nd to July 1st, it will be screened at Shimbokutaza's Rakuen.
Please come and visit us!
The couple's grand courtesan's "hashigo-sake" will be screened all over the house!
Cheers!
The wife's exquisite home-cooked dishes will also be screened!
It's really delicious!
Thank you very much!
Galsore-chan's eating habits are...
This week's keyword is "eyes".
If you say these words in a shop, you'll earn a lot of money!