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I respect you but you've never used it, right?
No, I haven't.
I don't have any customers so I don't have anything here.
Is that so?
I can say whatever I want.
So you're using it?
Don't lie! I'm definitely using it for today.
Well, you know this ***
I know.
How is it recently?
I want to see it.
Please use it.
Actually, don't use it.
I'm definitely not using it.
Tonight's TVXQ!
Extremely Beautiful Celebrities Gathering Special!
These socks are trash now.
What are you talking about?
You shouldn't say that!
I won't say anything in the bathroom.
Wow!
Bathroom.
Bathroom mirror.
Water drop.
Everything is here.
From home to outside.
Extremely Beautiful Celebrities Gathering Special!
What?
Why?
Everyone, you say you like beauty, but is that true for you, Mass?
But I don't want people to say I like beauty.
Oh, you don't like it.
Does that mean you have a clean skin?
No, no. I don't have a clean skin.
It's just that my rules are strong and firm.
You have your own rules.
I'm the type of person who has my own rules.
Oh, I see.
How about you, Kabera-san? You said you have a clean skin.
Yes, I do. Especially at home, I'm very concerned about how I look.
Even if you lose something, you're concerned about it?
My hair, yes.
Your hair?
Oh, I see.
What about you, Kosei?
To be honest, I'm normal.
I sweat a lot and I have a clean skin.
Oh, I see.
So, people with clean skin...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's just that we have our own rules.
Oh, I see.
That's why everyone said it today.
Oh, you're wrong.
You know that, right?
No, no, no.
What about you, Dantan-san?
Oh, I see.
You like beauty.
No, I don't like it.
I'm like you, Hasegawa-san.
Even if I lose something, I'm concerned about it.
What?
What is it?
Maybe the trunk was a little open.
Like half open.
That's true.
We're friends.
That's the same thing.
Anyway, look at my car.
The trunk of the car in front of me...
What was it called again?
When it's crooked, I don't like it.
I don't like it and I really want to fix it.
Oh, I see.
Then, Matsumoto-san is probably like you, Minato- san, right?
How about you, Tamura-san?
If I want to clean up, I will do it all at once.
I see.
Even in a woman's relationship.
What are you talking about?
First of all, this man.
He is a beautiful celebrity who is not understood.
First of all, this man.
Cute Shunichi.
He can't share a towel, toilet and shower.
What does this mean for you, Shunichi?
I can't help it when I'm outside, but I can't help it when I'm at home.
I can't help it when I'm at home, but I can't help it when I'm at home.
He doesn't allow anyone to use his own toilet.
It's not a toothbrush.
It's a toothbrush brush.
When you brush your teeth with a toothbrush, you get a little bit of brush.
Brushes are in your mouth.
Do you know that there is a lot of gold in your mouth?
I know.
Even if you wash it, there is a little gold in it.
I have to use it even if it is sold twice a day.
I know that.
You kissed your wife.
That's a different thing.
Shunji, what do you think about it?
My wife is also a little different.
My wife likes order and order.
She doesn't like a mirror with a drop of water on it.
She doesn't like things lined up straight.
Sometimes when I poop in the hallway, my wife doesn't like straight poop in the hallway.
I don't like it if it's crooked.
What's that?
I like poop, but I don't like it when it's in a box like a sea urchin.
You can't even share it with your wife.
If you know what I'm talking about, please raise your flag.
What about you, Takeyama?
Even if we're a couple, we have pet bottles, the same vessels, and the same chopsticks.
I don't like it anymore.
I don't like it at all.
Even when I make ramen, if I make a face like I want to eat it, I make two bowls of rice from the beginning.
Isn't that like a big dish of food?
I don't like big dishes anymore.
She makes it all small from the beginning.
I don't eat big dishes at all.
I don't eat anything at all.
Please separate it.
Do you eat it all?
I always monitor it.
I check if it's cooked or not.
You use your long chopsticks.
Sometimes I break the rules and I don't say anything, but I'm out.
You don't eat it?
I don't eat it at all.
I don't eat it at all when I see it flying when I'm talking.
Do you always think about it in your head?
Even if it's Matsumoto-san, he's the worst person.
I've always been like that.
I don't want to eat meat with you.
I'm sorry.
I don't like that switch.
What about you, Nana-chan?
I'm like you, Takemo-san.
I don't like to drink a bottle of water.
I don't like it with my family.
I don't like it with people I like.
I don't like it with my friends.
I know a little.
I know.
So, Hamada-san...
Sarah! Sarah!
She said Sarah.
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san.
So, Hamada-san...
No, no, no.
We're not friends.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll separate you from America's Sarah.
I'm not America's Sarah.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san...
Can you drink a bottle of water together?
No, we don't do it on purpose.
You can't do it, can you?
We don't do it on purpose.
Even if you're family, you'll bring out the same plate, right?
Like stir-frying vegetables.
You'll put it properly.
That's right.
That story is over.
That's what I said earlier.
It's the same.
But...
What about you, Hasana-san?
Yes, in my case...
The bath is fine, but...
The bathroom is separate between my husband and me.
I didn't say, "Make the bathroom separate."
My husband has known for a long time that my bathroom is clean.
And when we're building a house...
By design...
Well, one is the bathroom and we're both careful about it.
It's a little...
Yes, it's two.
It's lined up.
Each one is a little small, but...
Each bathroom is separate.
If you're going to do it on purpose, you should talk about it a little more.
That's right.
It's possible that you'll jump out of it.
That's not possible.
I wanted to do it on purpose.
That's right.
Each bathroom is separate.
I see.
What about you, Wasu?
When it comes to my house...
Basically, I don't like everything.
I don't like people entering my house in the first place.
You don't call people in?
I've never called anyone in.
What about your family?
My parents don't like it either.
What?
Really?
Of course, they do come in, but...
Basically, I don't want them to come in.
Because it gets dirty?
No, it bothers me. Like, "Don't put your bag there."
Or like, "Sit here."
I don't like it when they do that.
And like, when I go out to get utensils, they say, "I want a cup."
Why?
It makes me angry.
Why do you take it yourself?
I don't like it.
Like, you have your own rules. Like, "I should have put this here," but you take it from the back. Like, "Mom, you're not using this, are you?"
Like, "Stop it, stop it."
It's crazy.
Masu was the one who denied himself the most about this barrier.
It's the craziest thing about Masu.
It's not a barrier. It's just that he's a bit particular about it.
It's crazy, that particularity.
I don't like it when strangers come into my house.
So, I don't like my older brother either.
He's not a stranger. He's a mess.
He's a mess, but he's my older brother.
No, no, it's like...
It's dirty. Isn't it dirty?
It's dirty.
It's not like that.
See, see?
You know what? You know what?
No, you're wrong.
You're wrong about it.
No, you're wrong about it.
Masu, have you ever been to a bar?
I have, so many times.
Like, when I'm living alone and I go to a bar...
But my whole family thinks I'm a little dirty.
Like, like, like...
No, like, like, like...
I think people around me think like that, too.
Hey, hey!
You know what? You know what?
You know what?
Um...
But I think I'm dirty, so...
So I go to a bar and they prepare a blanket for me, you know?
And I've stayed there for about three nights.
When I was in college, when I was living alone.
I stayed there and when I got up,
I woke up and I brushed my teeth,
and all the sheets on the blanket were peeled off by sweat.
And they bring me cleaning every day.
They say, "Shut up."
What?
Every day.
I've been watching it all the time.
Like, like, like...
It's like I'm hurt inside, like...
Huh? Why are they bringing me to a bar?
That's how dirty I think I am, like, every day.
Your parents taught you that you're dirty, didn't they?
Of course!
That's a bad family!
You live in your parents' house!
When I got home, I was like, "Oh, I'll sit on the sofa," and I sat on the sofa in my parents' house.
But you're the only one who gets all your clothes washed at the door.
Whoa, it's dirty!
And your mother takes you to the bathroom and washes you.
What?
Did you wash me?
No, I didn't.
You know, your clothes are usually colored like...
...poop.
Poop?
What are you talking about?
Don't you have more, for example?
Poop is sold forever.
How about you?
You're a poop.
What are you talking about?
Why did you choose brown?
Well, of course, your clothes are brown, and you may have that image, but...
What about you and your wife?
Don't ask me!
What's your role in this show?
I'm curious about it!
I'm curious about how much you and your wife share.
Of course, I don't care about the bathroom.
I don't care about the bathroom.
What about brushing your teeth?
We don't care about it.
We don't care about it, but we don't do it for that reason.
Right.
Do you sleep in the same bed?
Some people don't like pillows.
We don't sleep together.
You put your skin in it.
Yes.
Do you sleep together?
I'm very poor.
No!
It's terrible!
I'm very poor when I sleep.
Why?
I'm sorry for sleeping alone.
It's love!
It went on for a while.
Yes, Hasegawa Arie-san, you don't leave a drop of water around the water.
What does it mean?
If you care about it...
Yes, that's right. Well, if you say either way, it's the appearance.
I see.
Well, where you can see it...
Yes.
Yes, well, sink, kitchen sink and bathroom, washroom, washroom mirror, water drop and so on...
Yes.
I'm really worried about all of them.
I have a little VTR.
Yes, please have a look.
Water around our house.
First of all, I'd like to show you the bathroom.
Yes, this is our bathroom.
There's nothing in it.
What's left is shampoo and conditioner.
Yes, there's a bridge over there, too.
This is also left here.
And the bathroom is...
Beautiful! Beautiful!
It's shiny with no water drops inside.
Next is the bathroom.
As you can see, the sink is also shiny with no water drops and no water drops inside.
This part is also always beautifully polished.
This is amazing!
And...
This is mainly used by my husband.
I always wipe it off.
I always...
I always wipe it off like this.
This is our kitchen.
There's no water drop in the sink.
There's a lot of water around here.
I often polish it up.
I haven't done it yet, but my husband in Hasegawa has given me a claim.
When I brush my teeth in the bathroom, he comes up silently and wipes the water drop on the mirror silently and leaves silently.
To be honest, I'm scared.
What do you think of this?
I'm sorry, but I can't stand it.
But your family also wipes it for you, right?
Of course, he uses heat to make it look good, but it doesn't go well with his own level of beauty, so he does it again.
My husband also gives me another claim.
I care about how I look.
Not only the direction of the food in the kitchen and in the refrigerator, but I'm also particular about the direction of the toothbrush I have.
Take a look at the picture.
I don't think it's facing forward.
That's right.
Also, I don't think it's lined up according to the color of the gradation.
Gradually?
Also, I don't think it's lined up according to the height.
I don't know.
It was like that in the bath earlier, too.
It's like a manzai poem.
Wow!
The angle, too.
Does it have to be facing this way?
That's right. It's facing left.
But my husband and children don't care about it, so we always face different directions.
But when we're gone, we line up and go home.
I see.
If you know how he feels about it, please raise your hand.
First of all, do you know this?
I know it.
After I take a bath, I wash my whole face with a shower with 60 degrees or more.
Then I pour cold water on it.
Then I wipe it all off with a water-cutting wiper.
Then I wipe my whole face with a microfiber sheet and come out of the shower.
Wow!
And you wipe your shower head with a towel at the end.
I wipe my shower head and silver part with the bath towel I used to use.
Wow!
What is 60 degrees? Is there anything like that?
By pouring over 60 degrees of hot water, bacteria basically die.
You can't grow mold.
But when the temperature goes down from 60 degrees, mold bacteria occur.
What's that?
By pouring over 60 degrees of cold water, the probability of mold bacteria occurring is greatly reduced.
It's like candy and rice cake.
That's how it is.
I make it strict once and wipe it all off.
Do you know how he feels about it?
I know it.
When I take a bath, I wash my body and clean it naked.
Do you do it naked?
I do it naked.
If it gets dry, you can't get the red off.
So you can clean it neatly when it's wet.
It's easy to get red or mold on the bottom of the bottle.
You can clean it neatly like that.
So I take a bath for about an hour.
Wow!
I wash my body and clean it.
So you take a bath for about an hour.
Yes, but I clean it for a longer period of time.
You don't have to do this much once you take a bath.
Wow!
Basically, it takes me about three hours to go home and go to bed.
I can't sleep if I don't do this.
I count these three hours and decide when I will go on a date or go out.
Wow!
Sounds fun!
So you do it even if it's late.
I do it and I don't play until it's late.
There are three hours.
Yes, I clean up and go home.
You turn on the switch and go to bed.
Yes, it's a little noisy, but it's better to be clean in the morning.
Do you turn off the Roomba?
Yes, I turn off the Roomba. There is a lot of dust in the switch.
How about you, Dana?
What do you do in the morning?
I wear underpants.
I always wash my hands first and then I put them in the washing machine and wash them again.
I don't do that.
Why?
Because my lower back and buttocks stick together.
So I feel like I'm dirty.
You're dirty.
It's not like that.
It's the first time I've seen a talent washing her underpants.
It's the first time I've seen a woman washing her underpants.
Let's move on to the next person.
Yes, Ms. Matsubara Eiga.
The things you put in the refrigerator are just to save money.
What do you mean?
I'm the type of person who wants to save money on anything.
But I want to wash all the ingredients before putting them in the refrigerator.
First of all, I put the ingredients I bought in the washing machine.
However, there is a lot of dust on the bottom of the washing machine.
It's not good for the washing machine to have a lot of dust, so I put it in the refrigerator.
I'm finally done.
It's okay, it's beautiful.
Matsubara-san also washes the ingredients she bought thoroughly.
She also saves a lot of other things.
I save a lot of things with this saving light.
When I use it, I remove it from the case and wipe the inside of the case thoroughly.
Then, I wipe this part that fits my ears and the edge of the camera thoroughly.
Finally, I use this saving light...
and save it.
She also saves this.
This is the mask I've only used so far.
The outside of the mask is exposed and dusty, so I always use this saving light to save.
You threw it away!
That's right, you use it like that.
I open the lid...
and now, I've saved this mask without using it, so it's beautiful.
So...
You believe in that.
I put it in my stomach and eat it.
Why?!
Instead of this machine...
What does it mean?!
It doesn't make any sense!
You wash your clothes thoroughly and...
That's right!
This is...
What is it?
This is scary!
I thought you were going to use it, but you're throwing it away!
Basically, I don't like to leave a mask that touches the outside air in the trash can at home.
I don't like it when something weird floats up and I don't like it when I can't throw it away every time.
What would you do if you had a boyfriend at home?
Basically, I don't call him, and I go to my boyfriend's house.
Do you clean your boyfriend's house when you go to your boyfriend's house?
I clean it up when I get there, and when I press the rubber gloves and clean it up, I'm told I'm like a businessman.
Once I start, I'll keep cleaning it up forever.
That's why he calls me "Roomba."
What?!
That's how much I've been cleaning up.
I was talking to Shun-chan earlier, but you kiss your boyfriend, don't you?
That's right.
That's a different problem.
I can't hug him unless I wash my hands and brush my teeth.
But there's a timing for brushing your teeth.
That's right.
When we get back home, we wash our hands, brush our teeth, change into our room clothes, and say, "Let's hug!"
What?!
It's like a mood.
But I'm worried about it and I don't have a mood.
That's right.
I don't have a mood, but I can't help it.
I want to save money by washing my hands or brushing my teeth.
That's terrible.
There's a saying that you don't want to put things in from the outside.
Can you sympathize with that?
What about you, Nana-chan?
Me too.
When you walk home with your clothes on,
you always put your clothes in the refrigerator- type box and put them in the washing machine.
How many tons of washing machine do you use?
You can choose different modes.
If you want to save money, you can choose the strongest mode.
You can use it for 1 hour and 45 minutes.
When you come home, you can put in your dad's dorsal fin.
Dorsal fin?
Yes, dorsal fin.
You put it in like a dorsal fin?
What about you, Ase?
For me, my house is like gold.
If the air in my house is dirty, I use the outside air.
I like the bath, but when I come home, I take a bath.
Every time.
You don't put your bag in your room?
No, I put it in the entrance.
You put it in the entrance?
Yes, I put it in the entrance.
I've never put it in my house.
As I said before,
I put it in my house.
When someone who is not bald comes to my house, they think it's funny if I get dirty.
You often get dirty with a rocket or something like that, don't you?
What's funny about it?
For example, when I wash my face with a sink or something like that, my face gets wet and I wipe it off with a futon.
I think we should break up.
I don't think it's funny.
I don't think it's funny at all.
Next person.
I'll put it in.
When you wear public slippers, you throw away your socks.
What are you talking about?
My socks are already garbage.
After this, the members of NU'EST, including Kato, also complained about Masuda's abnormal obsession.
Next, I will wear it.
If you wear public slippers, you throw away your socks.
I hate public slippers the most.
There are places where you have to wear them.
There are places like studios.
When I wear them, I feel like my socks are garbage.
What do you mean?
This is dangerous.
What are you talking about?
You think so.
When I wear them, I feel like my socks are dead.
They are not dead.
Your socks are dead.
When I go home to someone's house, I don't want to wear my socks under my dead socks.
What are you talking about?
My socks are clean.
They are not dead.
But the owner is watching me.
At that time, I look at him and say, "That's right."
That's right.
Thank you very much. It was fun.
Do you know what this is?
I took off my socks.
I think you didn't notice it.
But it's in your pocket.
It's in your pocket.
I want to wear it in my pocket.
This is also dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous for your pocket.
What are you talking about?
When my family came to my house, I often changed my socks.
Why?
Because my house is dead.
I feel sorry for you.
My house is dead because my socks are not dirty.
Your house is dead.
My wife found it and was very angry.
She found it.
If you find it, it's over.
That's right.
Does anyone know what this is?
This is amazing.
Is this TAKEYAMA?
I also throw it away.
Are you serious?
There are some situations that I hate the most.
When I was recording in the house studio.
My socks were lined up like this.
I didn't even write my name on my socks.
That's right.
I wrote my name on my socks.
I thought my socks were dead.
I was smoking in the house studio.
I went out for a while.
When I came back, I didn't have green socks.
I looked at my socks.
He is wearing green socks.
It's me.
I was angry about my socks.
Don't be angry.
When I go to a hotel, I don't know how to refuse.
I pretend not to notice it.
When I pretend not to notice it, my wife brings it to me.
Please wear it.
No, it's okay.
Your socks will get dirty.
My socks will get dirty?
This hotel.
Is it true?
No.
What are you doing?
My socks will get dirty.
My slippers will get dirty, too.
Everything will get dirty.
No.
I can't go to a hotel with you anymore.
Don't say that.
I can't stand it.
My slippers will get dirty.
You put your slippers like this.
What do you think of me?
He is...
When you go to the bathroom, you put your slippers like this.
This is a bathroom.
This is not a bathroom.
I sometimes bring my airplane slippers.
But they don't get dirty.
They don't get dirty.
You put them in a clean place.
It's like I'm going to the bathroom.
I don't step on my grandpa's stuff.
I don't take anybody home and put them in a house.
I don't call my grandpa's stuff home.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
I don't call my grandpa's stuff home.
You are not that little.
We got some comments from people who know about masks.
Dantan-san, Masuda-san, thank you for coming. I'm Kato Shigeyaki of NU'EST.
The group was formed 20 years ago. What does Kato- san know about Masuda-san's love for beauty?
I think he took his bag as a child.
He takes it very seriously.
He never puts his bag down.
So, basically, he puts it on a chair.
For example, even if there are only three of us, we will definitely sit together.
We will definitely sit together.
The two of us have to stand up.
This is a little annoying.
There's a place where you put your luggage on top of the plane, right?
I put my own trunk there and they told me to change the direction.
That's Carrie's pointy heel.
If you have a pointy heel like this, you will touch your own bag and it will get dirty.
So, they told me to change the direction.
If that's the case, there's a lot of stuff in Carrie's bag.
They put everything they put down in Carrie's bag.
It's not logical at all to put a bag in a place where you don't want it to get dirty.
That's right.
You should put it like this.
That's right.
Such an important bag.
I'm getting hungry talking about it.
For example, wet tissue.
It's been a while since I've used it, and it's just a little dirty.
It makes me really angry.
I often see my manager angry about it.
I've heard dozens of times.
A wet tissue that doesn't contain alcohol isn't a wet tissue.
For him, it's a savings.
That's all for Mr. Matsuda's beautiful escape story.
So you don't like it when you put it on the floor?
That's right.
I never put my bag on the floor.
If I put it on the floor, I don't take it in the cold.
The entrance is my address.
The bag is your final address.
My final address is the entrance.
Don't you have a carry bag?
I have a carry bag.
I've only used it once in my life.
I use it once in my life.
Of course, it's my favorite carry bag.
It's easy.
When I get home, I wonder where I should put it.
I can't put it in the house anymore.
But I can't leave it at the entrance.
Should I throw it away after using it once?
That's not possible.
Throw it away.
It was expensive.
I brought a lot of wet tissue and wiped it all off.
The wheels?
I wiped it too much and the color changed.
It turned white.
I made it shiny and put it in the house.
I haven't used it since then.
It's hard to use it.
I think it's hard for everyone to use something public.
Nana, what do you think of something public?
I think you can sympathize with me.
It's a toilet.
I always use it in the air.
He always uses it in the air.
Toilet.
He always uses it in the train.
I thought my hand was dead.
I think it's hard for everyone to do public things.
How about you, Nana-chan?
I think you can sympathize with me.
Toilet.
Toilet in the studio or department store.
I can't sit in the toilet seat.
So I always do shows in the air.
I've never sat in it.
Don't say "air show".
What are you talking about?
Don't say that.
I think it's okay.
Can you sit in it?
I don't care about it.
How about you, Matsumura-san?
I've never sat in the toilet seat since I fell in love with you.
Really?
I think it's okay.
I've never sat in it.
I decide which finger I use.
I open and close the door with my index and middle finger.
I decide which finger I use.
Recently, there are many people who close the lid of the toilet seat.
I don't want to touch it.
So I tear off the toilet paper and touch it.
I try to find where the lid is open as much as possible.
You give up somewhere.
I'm going to give up here.
- You'll figure it out later. - Yeah, I'll figure it out later.
I don't like the toilet seat at all.
I never breath inside of the toilet seat.
Do you hold your breath?
Yes, I do.
But when I have a hard time breathing, I always do like this with my nose.
Wow!
What about your nose?
My nose is...
I think it's because of the muscle in my nose.
I can't do it with my mouth.
The worst thing is when I talk to someone in the toilet.
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
It's funny.
It's amazing.
It's funny.
How about you, Mr. Hasegawa?
Do you have anything you don't like?
When I use the toilet, I don't have any problem.
But when I use the Shinkansen or the train,
especially my head...
I think you know about my hair.
When I check what I just took out of the train, I can put it back on my head.
That's right.
The white one.
Do you take the Shinkansen to go back home?
If I can.
But when I can't do anything about it, I can't put it back on my head.
What do you think about that?
It's exactly the same.
You're misunderstanding me.
When you go from Tokyo to Osaka...
When you go from Tokyo to Osaka, you don't have to worry about anything.
You don't have to worry about anything.
You don't have to worry about going from Tokyo to Osaka.
It's all clean.
When you go back from Osaka to Tokyo, you have to be careful about this.
If it's your first time in Osaka, you don't have to worry about it.
But you have to be careful from Hakata to Osaka.
You have to be careful.
From Hakata to Osaka...
There are times when a different man is riding the Shinkansen.
And I have to wear the same clothes that a different man is wearing.
But when you go from Hakata to Tokyo for the first time and you get on the Shinkansen in Osaka...
As soon as you get on the Shinkansen, you have to throw it away.
It's not a trash can.
It's a trash can, so you have to take it out and put it back in place when you get off the Shinkansen.
You don't have to wear a coat like that.
I don't know, either.
Do you have a mask you don't like in public?
When I got on the elevator, I tried to sacrifice my first finger and first joint.
I'm dead here.
I've been doing it for a long time, so I'm not conscious of it and I'm doing it naturally.
When women come in, I say, "Here you go."
I thought I was dead.
You're not dead.
You're dead.
In other words, you should shake hands normally.
That's okay.
What?
Seriously?
I'm suddenly taking care of my fans.
It's okay.
You don't like it, do you?
You've never asked me if I didn't like it.
I'll hug you.
You're lying.
You don't like it, do you?
It's okay.
I'm happy about it.
What about you, Shunji?
If I had to sacrifice something, it would be my right finger and my second joint.
When I'm paralyzed, I usually hold my breath because I'm old.
You hold your breath a lot.
Do you hold your breath when you're old?
I don't like the smell of my head around here, so I hold my breath.
If you hold your breath 30 times, you can't hold it.
He hates old people.
But he hates people who hate old people.
He hates old people a lot.
Let's move on.
The next question is...
Don't you stop being dissatisfied with the world?
Let's ask him why he stopped.
First of all...
There are many questions like this.
Please shake hands with me.
Who is this?
It's me.
I don't have anything to do with it, so I'll say it clearly.
Please tell me the truth.
You absolutely hate shaking hands with me, don't you?
No, I don't.
You don't like it at all, do you?
You hate shaking hands with me the most in the world, don't you?
It's not that cruel.
People who don't know anything come to me and say, "Please shake hands with me."
When I say, "Please shake hands with me," it suddenly becomes like this.
I can't say "no" as a human being.
So in the end, I say "thank you" and shake hands with you.
But you don't know what I've been doing so far.
You don't know what kind of person I am.
What do you think of me from the moment I shake hands with you?
No matter what I do in my head, I want to wash my hands.
I want to wash my hands.
It's all like that, isn't it?
In the end, I wash my hands.
If you don't stop shaking hands with me...
I can say "please shake hands with me."
But in Kansai, people don't say it out loud.
You...
It's not about manners or anything like that.
I don't care about it.
Oh, I see.
It's about money.
Money?
No, no, no.
I don't care about it.
I don't care about what kind of person you are.
You can't wash your clothes that often.
That's right.
On the contrary, it makes me angry.
That's normal.
I don't care about it at all.
This gold...
You're wearing it.
You might be wiping it off with me.
It's a handshake problem.
But you know what I said earlier?
When we go on location, we touch the car rail and stuff like that.
What?
Yes, you're that kind of person.
I can't think of that.
That's it.
I don't say "why not?"
You don't say "why not?"
You say it, but you're doing it with your own hands.
Even if I do it with my own hands...
Why do you keep doing it with your own hands?
You know, you know, you know, you know, you know...
I don't want to do it!
You're even using your name!
I don't want to do it!
We're going to continue the dissatisfaction with the world!
I don't want to do it!
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Ms. Hasegawa, do you have any of these?
Which one is it, Ms. Hasegawa?
Ah, for me, it's a stick-type medicine.
I see, I see.
It's for infection.
Yes, it's often for shooting, outdoor shooting, and when I went camping, I got stung by a crab and I didn't have an anti-inflammatory.
So, when someone lends it to me, I have a resistance to rub it like this.
On the person in front of you?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
On the person in front of you?
Yes, on the person in front of me.
But I can't say whether it's okay or not, so I say, "Ah, it seems like it's okay now."
Ah, it seems like it's okay now!
You have a great sense of freedom!
Ah, it seems like it can't be okay now.
First of all, can you borrow things from people?
I've been interested in it recently, and it's increased, but a pen!
A pen!
When I have a meeting and I want to write something, the staff will give me a pen like "Here you go."
Ah, I see.
And when I looked at the pen, it was really dirty.
Don't look at it!
And when we had a meeting and I put it in my ear hole...
You don't do that!
I don't do it!
You don't do it!
I definitely put it in my nose!
You don't put it in!
So I was tired and pushed it up, and I thought, "Ah, people's pens are disgusting," and then I started carrying my own pen.
Well, it doesn't mean you've lost it.
Shun-chan, which one is it?
For me, it's can juice.
Can juice is...
You can open a bottle and drink it in a quiet state, but you can't do that with a can.
I've never seen anyone put it in.
I looked at it and it was like, "Are you touching where you're supposed to drink?"
After seeing that, I didn't want to drink this can juice.
It's just the right amount of time for people to come over here.
Are you taking selfies with your smartphone?
Who is this?
It's me.
Matsubara-san.
When you're taking selfies, there are times when kind people say, "Shall we take it?"
But there's a bit of resistance to give your smartphone to strangers.
Even when that person is taking it for you, you say, "Please laugh," but you can't laugh.
Because you're being touched.
I thought you were touching me.
You're doing it out of kindness.
After you say, "Thank you," you save money so you can't be seen.
I don't like it.
So you can't be seen.
There may be a lot of women.
When we take selfies in our manager's form, we say, "Thank you," and our manager will definitely wipe us off.
Every time.
I don't like it.
Every time.
I've been saying it lately.
Can you wipe me off after I'm gone?
I only ask for that, but there are a lot of women like that.
Asumi-san, which one is it?
While we're eating, yes.
When we're eating, yes.
For example, at the counter, when we eat soba or long hair people say, "Bam!"
We react a lot to our hair.
Our falling hair.
Or when we're sitting at a table and our hair falls on the food.
We think about a lot of things.
When we see that falling hair, it makes me want to return it.
I also fall my hair, but I don't like it when my hair falls on the table.
I don't like it at all.
You know, you feel dirty as soon as you leave your body, right?
That's right.
It's okay for your hair to change, right?
If you feel dirty as soon as you leave your body,
you can eat the food with your hair, right?
What are you saying?
It's okay for your hair to change, right?
But it's okay for your hair to change, right?
Your hair...
Shut up!
You're making me feel bad.
Shut up!
Who's going to sympathize with you?
You know, right?
No, I don't know.
I'm also standing here, so I think you know.
You know, right?
What about you, Sadana-chan?
I'm someone who uses chopsticks and mochi sticks to separate food.
At a restaurant...
I see.
There are people who use chopsticks and mochi sticks to separate food like this.
But chopsticks and mochi sticks are full of gold, right?
Full of gold!
I really want you to stop doing that.
I see.
I think it's fine for you to do that, but you're just touching it with your hands.
That's right.
Because I think hands are pretty dirty.
They scratch your nose and do a lot of things with your hands.
What else do you do?
Like, you know, you eat up your underwear and fix it.
You do that, don't you?
You eat up my underwear?!
What?!
Why did you want me to ask you that?
Isn't that right?
Why did you want me to dig you up?
What about you, Takeyama?
When it comes to food, the thing I hate the most is...
I think you all feel the same way, but...
Give me a bite.
No, no, of course not!
Of course not!
Give me a bite.
No, of course not!
And what I hate the most is...
This is good, so try it.
No, I don't even want to eat it!
If it's good, I'll order it from the beginning!
I don't want it!
When you order ramen with salt and soy sauce and eat it with salt...
Huh? Is the salt good?
Yes, it's good.
Give me a bite.
Ramen?!
Your chopsticks get stuck in the soup.
Give me a bit of that!
No, it happens.
When it comes to ramen...
Even if you're my senior...
You and I eat ramen...
I eat miso ramen, you eat soy sauce ramen...
When the soy sauce ramen was really good, you made me eat it...
Wow, this soup is good!
Try it!
Of course I don't want to eat it!
Don't order it for me!
I'm ordering it!
Don't order it.
Don't touch it.
After this...
We still can't stop!
It's "News Mass"!
Who is this? The recipient...
Oh, it's me.
Recently, you can pay with your cell phone.
And we don't have to exchange money.
Because of COVID-19.
But, the recipient comes to the other side.
If the recipient comes to this side, we don't have to touch anything.
But, if the recipient comes to the other side and the clerk breaks it...
Don't break it!
Don't touch it!
Even if the recipient doesn't touch it...
The recipient will be curious.
The handshake of the fans...
They will be curious about it!
Even if they are curious about it, they will be curious about it!
They will be happy about it!
Even if you are tired...
Even if you are crying and laughing...
Even if you are a teenager...
Even if you are talking...
Even if you have white skin and you miss it and you think it's cute...
The final deluxe is...
The self-cleansing body of an entertainer who doesn't love his body!
Recently, I've been drinking protein and laughing.
Furthermore, the miracle of the 51-year-old!
The beauty of Kirakorisa!
Is it one-third or three-quarters?
Look forward to it next week!
For those who want to see it again...