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Thank you very much!
Not all of you are funny people, right?
No, no, no!
Some of you are funny people!
Funny, funny!
Some of you are funny people, but...
Don't mess up even half of it!
You can't decide just by looking at us like that!
Stop it!
So, what kind of meeting is it going to be?
Today, we're going to celebrate Dandan Deluxe's two- week special plan!
It's called "The Era of Comedy, The Power Expansion Country-to-country Meeting"!
It's going to be a two-week special plan, right?
This time, six famous companies have gathered here.
Yes, they have.
They're going to appeal their companies and expand their power.
Oh, I've heard of this.
Huh? Housie, I thought you were gone.
I'm still here!
I'm losing more and more, but I'm still here!
You're still here!
I'm still here!
"The Era of Comedy, The Power Expansion Country- to- country Meeting"!
Yoshimoto Enterprises, a huge empire that boasts a huge force of comedians and actors!
Akashia Sanma Downtown 99, which is a super- familiar comedy agency founded in the 110th year of its founding!
From orthodox manzai to comedy skits, it's a one- shot gate!
The thickness of each layer is the best in Japan!
Next to it, in the west direction, there is Shochiku Gate, which measures the expansion of force as two signboards of the god-shaped art world!
Moriwaki Kenji, Yoiko, and Yasuda Dai Sarkas belong to it!
Once upon a time, Shoushukutei Tsurube built up an era with his personality and competition policy!
It's just about being honest, humble, and grateful!
From there to the east, where we stand on the rising sun, there is the eastern dragon of Asakusa comedians, Maseki Gedo!
There are comedians who are good at making secret stories like "itchanlanchan", "knights", and "bakarizumen"
There are comedians called "bonkotsu" like Katsuro Tetsuro, Kano Eiko, and Sanshiro Komiya, who have built up a strong team in the east!
And there is the production manpower that produced "Tokyo Kandenchi", "cityboys", and "b21 special"!
"Tokyo 03", "unjash", and "drunk dragon" belong to it, and they are called "continent's manpower!"
"untouchable", "ogihagi", and "yoshizumi" are also popular in Tokyo, and they are rapidly expanding their power to stylish comedy weapons!
From there, a little far away, is Sun Music!
With the know-how of a new talent agency, they sell bad comedians in other agencies and attract the attention of comedians.
From the comedians' spirit of "leaving a mark on TV even for a little", "getz", "it doesn't matter", "let's go back in time" and so on,
unique characters who use their unique "plates" support the agency's backbone!
Furthermore, Sony Music Artists, who are located far away, are the last birds to reach the end of the dinosaur, and they are the "pick up gods" of the comedy world!
The intense "gay" that is repeated by "shownu"'s high- ranking characters of average age is unforgivable!
That's all for tonight's "Power Expansion!"
Live voting for which agency 100 college students aiming to become comedians of the future would like to join!
Will there be any change in comedy power figures?!
And which agency would like to win first place?!
The first comedian to appear in "Deluxe" is...
First of all, Nasu Nakanishi!
Nice to meet you!
Can I say hello first?
Yes, please!
Hello, I'm Nasu Nakanishi!
I'm the kind of guy who eats with his parents' money!
Thank you!
Nasu Yasuko!
Nice to meet you!
I became a comedian when I saw your costume, and you gave birth to me!
No, you look exactly like me!
That's right!
It's been two years!
Do you want me to tell you a story?
Yes, please!
Tell us about your dream!
I became a comedian when I saw your costume, and you gave birth to me!
Calm down!
Why did you call me?
It's like you can't calm down!
Calm down!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
Do me a favor!
Please give me one word of your favorite hiragana!
Let's say one word of your favorite hiragana!
Yes!
Don't float!
Anything is fine!
"Rei"!
Why?
Because I'm not good at "reikan" and "rakyo"!
I'm counting on you!
"Ta"!
Captain! Captain! Captain! Captain! Captain!
Anyone can do it! Anyone can do it!
What?! You can't do it!
I'm sorry! Thank you very much!
The first team's office.
Yes, we have a break.
Is there no more office?
Yes, there is!
I'm sorry.
Why is the individual office thrown into solitary confinement?
It's not solitary confinement!
Eat well and forget about it! I think this is delicious!
No, it's not like that!
Which entertainer tells you to do it remotely?
Well, but today there is a lot of gossip.
It came out, it came out, it came out!
I see.
I'm going to take over the high-ranking office and replace it with a small and medium-sized entertainer in the end.
Don't let me do it! Don't let me do it!
Thank you very much!
I understand! Yes, please!
Now, next is this corner of the show!
Look, know, come in and see! Our office! Appeal yourself!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see.
It's been taken forever, so it can't be helped!
From Shuuwa to Shuuwa!
To Shuuwa!
Shuuwa!
Waraia!
I don't know how to say it!
From Shuuwa to Shuuwa!
I don't know how to say it!
Waraia!
There is no Japanese for "waraia"!
Waraia!
I did it!
Now, a hundred people have come to the celebrity circle!
Now, let's hear the office's appeals more and more!
First of all, Yuu Higashi! Production man!
I'm sure you've noticed by now, but the characteristics of a humanist are that they are very calm.
And they have a reputation for their jokes.
So they're really famous people.
And they're pretty good at contests.
There are a lot of people who can write jokes.
So for those of you who can't write jokes, but want a partner who can write jokes, this is the best place for you.
And even if you've started laughing so much, you're not the type of person to go all out.
If everyone were to go all out, you wouldn't be able to do it.
If everyone were to use an umbrella like Fujimoto- san, you wouldn't be able to do it.
Well, Watanabe was going all out in a different way.
But I'm sure I'm not the only one who can go all out for anime.
But Yoshinobu and Mami, who did you admire the most?
There are a lot of people who admire Tokyo 033 the most.
There are a lot of suits and daily wears with "03 modoki" written on them.
And in those suits, there's a sort of rearrangement, and a new "modoki" is born.
And in the end, a high quality "03 modoki" comes out and says, "It's a rune."
It's a rune! It's a rune!
Basically, people who can't go to Yoshimoto come in here.
That's right. People who can't go in because they're scared of Yoshimoto.
I'm scared!
People who can't go in because they're scared of Yoshimoto are most likely to join the human race.
But I feel like there are a lot of people who are in the corner of the class.
No, but it's actually like that.
I think you can see it if you look at it.
Basically, I'm thinking about something interesting, but I can't say it.
I'm not good at making funny jokes.
I'm not good at it.
As a human being, some inappropriate people join the human race.
There are a lot of people who can't go in because they're scared of Yoshimoto.
I think there are a lot of people who can't go in because they're scared of Yoshimoto.
Morita! Morita!
Do you have any information about the human race?
As Fujimoto said, there are surprisingly many scandals in the agency.
So, when a scandal occurs, in order to respond immediately,
it seems like there's a lot of
"captured youkai" in the meeting room right now.
You know it well, don't you?
There are a lot of youkai in the corner of the class.
When it was Toyomoto-san, there weren't that many.
When it was Watabe-san, there were a lot.
What was Toyomoto?
People in the world don't know what happened to Toyomoto!
It hasn't spread yet, but Toyomoto...
LINE said "I want to lick your butt."
That's dangerous!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Next up is a masochist entertainer who follows Asakusa Engei!
A masochist entertainer is quite similar to a human racer.
There are a lot of people who are good at making jokes like Ucchan Nanchan-san or Nights-san or Bakarizumu- san.
In addition, there are people called "ponkotsu" like Degawa-san, Kano-san and Komiya-san, who are Masaki-san brothers.
So, both of them are on the same path.
I see.
So, Toyomoto-san wants to join the fourth brother.
He said "I got vaccinated recently" and I asked him "Which one did you get?" and he said "I got Pfizer or Moderna".
And I said "I got the left one" and he said "I got Pfizer or Moderna".
Even college students have a tendency of accepting everything like a four-point manga.
I've heard that he's a problematic kid.
What does your dad think of you?
Even if he treats me well...
What kind of data are you looking at?
Don't look at the data!
Are you crazy?!
I don't want to look at the data!
You're saying it while you're looking at it!
You can say it while you're looking at it!
Even if he treats me well...
Tomoshige-san has been saying that I'm Tomoshige's woman version.
So, I'm in trouble now because he's trying to put me in the same "ponkotsu" line as Tomoshige-san.
You're trying to be a liar!
It says "I'm a liar".
It doesn't say that!
It's not like you're a liar!
You're a liar!
I see...
I'm the one who got hit!
You're going to give me a script, so I'm going to fight!
If there's a bad kid, there's a good kid!
What do you think of it as another agency?
Well, Mr. Matsukaze says something as precise as a humanist, but...
There's not a single country that won in a show race!
Past!
Today, the comedy agency that you are gathering with...
has defeated Yoshimoto Industry and, as you can see, has left results in a famous show race!
Does that mean there's no one who won in a show race?
There's not a single group, right?
There is!
What?
Well...
Disco is number one in the entertainer karaoke battle!
Yes, well...
It has nothing to do with Masayoshi Sakai's secret story!
It's not a show race!
Well...
If you get 98 points in karaoke, you'll win!
What are you talking about?!
98 points!
What are you talking about?!
He's saying something!
Recently, I made my major debut...
As a singer, right?
Yes, with DREAM MUSIC...
Kayama Yuzo-san, Moriyama Ryoko-san, Hoshino Kazunari...
Yes, yes, yes...
Hoshino Kazunari...
That's what you said!
I heard it!
I'm glad you heard it!
Next up is...
Sun Music, which has a strange reputation for improving entertainers' views!
Sun Music...
In the first place, it wasn't a comedy agency in the first place, right?
That's right!
In the agency of singers, actors, and so on...
It's like a family...
It's not a comedy, right?
It's been like that for a long time...
No, it's not a comedy, right?
Don't say it! It's not a comedy, right?!
It's not a comedy, right?!
If you say it like that, it's weird, right?!
What do you think?!
No, it's an agency...
You're a commentator who makes a scene, right?!
I'm a commentator who makes a scene, so I don't have a job!
I'm not saying it because I want you to make a scene!
I'm just doing it because someone wants me to!
Don't fight!
If you say something stupid, I'll say something stupid, too!
It's like a family, but I've been told for a long time that it's not raised from the beginning because it's an entertainment play factory.
There are a lot of patterns where you become useless at some office and come back.
I see.
It's coming out now, but it's all from other offices, including me.
It's a special event.
How about you, Begover?
Before we went in lonely, we were working as entertainers at an Oscar promotion, but the Oscar variety club disbanded.
We were free at one point, but we had a chance to appear on Takeyama's show.
You're looking for an office right now, aren't you?
They asked me if I wanted to join Sun Music, and I said yes, and they said they'd do something about it, and I actually joined.
Takeyama joined with a loud voice.
So for college students watching now, I'd like you to join another office for a while, do it for two or three years, and come back to someone who was useless.
You can't start anywhere.
You can't do it directly, can you?
You can come in anywhere for now.
You can't do it at first.
What do you think of Sun Music, Begover?
They have a strong character.
I have the image that there are a lot of one-shot people.
But it's not like that.
And there are a lot of people wearing primitive costumes.
That's pretty much it.
When I go to Sun Music's concert hall, my eyes go blind.
When you go to Sun Music's concert hall, your eyes go blind.
- Isn't it amazing? - Yes, but you can't use your senior's color anymore.
- I always wear purple. - Yes, you do.
My junior, Monroe's, who was in a comedy duo before me, contacted me and said, "Excuse me, but I also want to wear purple. Is it okay for me?"
- You don't have to wear purple. - It's not your own color. You can do whatever you like with it.
- You can do whatever you like with it. - It's dull.
- You don't have to wear purple. - You're not afraid of it, are you?
- Monroe's is like wearing Hikorohi's clothes.
First of all, it's me without Natsusaya, isn't it? In the back hall.
Next is the final destination of entertainers.
Sony Music Artists!
Some music is said to be a playback factory or something like that,
but Sony has a wider window.
If you write a direction, you can't enter it anymore.
For the time being, when the story is not good enough, the combination is disbanded.
I thought I'd go for now, and when I said it, I could enter it at all.
I thought it would be nice if I could make a good story.
Is it okay from scratch? It's okay from scratch.
At first, I couldn't even make an age declaration at all.
That's why real grandfathers and real grandmothers started coming in.
- This is amazing! - It's amazing!
- Wow, that's amazing! - I'm almost an old man and an old woman now.
- That's amazing! - It's amazing!
- 62 years old! - 62 years old!
Wow, I wonder if I can make it in time.
- It's still too early to be heartless. - It's still too early.
- What do you think you're doing? - What do you think you're doing?
I really didn't apply to other offices and came to my office.
Everyone thinks they're heartless, right?
- In a good way. - In a good way.
Once, I had an eye on about 20 juniors at the theater, so I said hello.
Good morning.
They just nodded and said, "Yeah, but you're skinny."
- "You're skinny." - "You're skinny."
A newbie said to a 30-year-old Hollywood nerd, "Otaku, why are you wearing a Tengalon hat?"
- "Why are you naked?" - I don't know.
- A crazy guy said, "Oh, you're heartless!" - A crazy guy said, "Oh, you're heartless!"
Oh, you're heartless!
- Whatever. - Don't ride that!
- You're lying! - Why are you riding that?
- Just because you want to. - No! No!
- I did it! I did it! - You didn't do it!
- It's all right now! - You didn't do it!
- If they'd just told me that - You wouldn't have fallen down if you'd said that!
Seniors, please ignore who you are!
I don't have pride, so when we go to the convenience store together, they keep bringing in stuff.
And I'm the one who treats them all, you seniors.
I've eaten with you seniors more than ten times this year, but you're the one who treats me all of it.
- It's you! - It's you!
- Ms. Amano of the Aparifujinkai is - Who are you?!
- Ms. Amano of the Aparifujinkai is - Forty years old.
- Forty years old! - Ms. Amano of the Aparifujinkai is-
- The youngest is me, and I'm twenty-four years old. - That's right.
- The next youngest is me, and I'm forty years old, Ms. Amano. - That's right.
- You said it in the entertainment industry. - That's right!
- When we eat together, she secretly drinks up my life. - What's that got to do with it?
- Of course I treat you all to meals, and I also give you a taxi fare, you seniors. - That's amazing, Ms. Amano.
- That's amazing, Ms. Amano.
- But those people who are funny and ignorant of comedy have won all three comedy awards. - Oh, really?
- That's amazing. - That's really amazing.
- What do you think, Mr. Shibata of Sony? - Basically, I only have images of naked people and bald people.
- And most of them are idiots. - Yes.
- Really, only bald people and naked people are selling well, and I'm trying to get a balance, but I'm becoming like a politician.
- You're becoming like a politician. - You're becoming like a politician.
- Mr. Hamaguchi. - Yes, yes.
- People say you're funny, but why are you alone today? Are you on good terms with Arino? - Oh, no.
- He's turned into a small-town entertainer. - Arino is still fast for a downtown deluxe.
- He touches a good girl's navel.
- Downtown deluxe, the era of comedy war.
- A functional man who takes power and expands his country.
- Next is the western front.
- Small-town entertainer.
- Small-town is like Yoshimoto's small-town.
- I really like it and admire it.
- When I was young, Mr. Fujiwara also belonged to it.
- There was a time when Yoshimoto's natural material was booming in Tokyo.
- He got that VTR from somewhere and showed it to us.
- Now, Yoshimoto's entertainer is making a road in Tokyo.
- The small-town entertainer said, "Let's walk slowly while hiding in this road made by Yoshimoto."
- A few years later, he made a small-town mark "population growth" and slipped like shit.
- Population growth!
- Kenji Moriaki is my senior.
- As my senior said, Yoshimoto makes comedy.
- Small-town entertainer says, "Let's compete with personality."
- If you get lost, just run!
- That's what I teach Yoshimoto.
- If you get lost, just run!
- Personality of a small-town entertainer is good.
- That's not good!
What do you think about it?
Well, not only they are friendly,
but their seniors are also kind.
For example, Hamaguchi-san is very kind.
For example, when we are together at a concert,
and I send him "thank you" on LINE,
Hamaguchi-san replies me with "see you"
and I get 7 emojis of "star" for that "see you"
I get a lot of LINE messages like "kamajou"
That's kind.
It's like "gag pet bottle"
I didn't say it like that!
If you put a "pet bottle" on the road,
you can avoid it.
It's not a cat!
It's different!
How about you, Shochiku?
Even though it's an office where people are friendly,
there are a lot of "dachshukus" in Shochiku.
"Dachshuku"?
"Dachshuku", right?
People who quit Shochiku are called "dachshuku" now.
A lot of members quit Shochiku now.
I want to say this to students who are watching this show.
First of all, I want you to join Shochiku.
If you join Shochiku, you will sell well.
What do you think about it?
Even though Shochiku is kind,
I think Shochiku is too kind.
I think you are trying to form a band with people who are kind and not selling well.
I have been telling you this for a long time.
Even if you form a band with people who are not selling well, you will never sell well.
I am really hurt by what Hikoro said.
I am hurt.
You will never sell well.
But what band do you play?
I play a band called "the early noodles" now.
It's complicated.
It's like you are really trying to sell well.
By the way, you said "people who are not selling well",
but why are you alone today?
You seem to be on good terms with Arino.
If you are not selling well, you don't seem to be on good terms with Arino.
A good boy goes first and then Arino walks slowly.
That's a good boy.
Yes.
Because if I go first, it's no good.
It's strict.
It's not the first year.
Downtown Deluxe is still early.
When is it okay?
I'm nervous and I can't speak.
It's okay.
It's cheap and it's okay.
It's discounted.
I'm glad it's discounted.
Next, Owarai Kingdom Yoshimoto Industry.
Owarai Kingdom.
It's difficult.
There is a map.
There are a lot of talents.
For example, there is a scene in "Rumine no Gekijou".
Takatoshi, I can't go out.
Can you go out?
You can go out right away.
You can go out.
You can go out perfectly.
You can go out right away.
When NOBU joined, he was like "kawashima".
Sometimes we go to college.
There is a college in Yasumura.
There is.
There is a college in Onishirayon.
Is there such a naked image?
It's neither silver nor naked.
Bobby Orogon, the main actor, said it.
Is that so?
What do you mean?
I was surprised.
He was like "me, me!"
He didn't ask for it.
You don't have to imitate Bobby.
I think we have strong members in each agency.
It's their faces.
Yoshimoto Industry is called "five armies".
Five armies?
You guys can win with five armies.
Five armies?
Five armies and five people.
It's not five armies!
Five armies and five people.
You guys are doing your best for five armies, aren't you?
You don't have any regulars.
Mr. Nai Nai and Mr. Long Bu are saving their faces today.
If it were Mr. Downtown, Mr. Sanma and Mr. Nai Nai, no one would be shown today.
What do you think, Borujiku?
Well, Yoshimoto is a strong senior, isn't he?
And he definitely has a show.
As a junior, I can appear in that show and I'm sure it will be delicious.
So if it were Mr. Hamada, I'd just be sitting there and Mr. Hamada would be laughing at me.
I don't need that skill.
You should be angry officially.
At first, when we first met, I didn't know who he was.
He was always laughing at you.
I haven't even talked to him yet and he's still laughing at me.
Isn't it funny?
Yes.
It's honest.
But when I think about it, I think it's easy.
Thank you.
Mr. Tanabe is also really into Mr. Sanma.
Yes.
Mr. Tanabe is the only one who likes this story.
When Mr. Tanabe was talking, Mr. Tanabe said "apologize" to the camera and said "sorry".
Mr. Sanma loves this story.
When Mr. Sanma appears in a show, he loves this story.
But when Mr. Sanma appears in a show, he doesn't use it even once.
I see.
So if you like some senior, you'll like it for a long time.
I see.
But what do you think of Yoshimoto?
There's something I don't like about him and it's annoying.
When I meet him for the first time, he asks me "how many years have you been doing this?"
I see.
"How many years have you been doing this?" and I say "oh, I'm a member of N.S.C." and he says "it doesn't matter!"
"It's not N.S.C."!
I see.
It's easy to understand.
"I don't know N.S.C."!
And there's one more thing I really don't like about him.
I often drink with Yoshimoto's entertainers and when it's about 20 minutes, Yoshimoto's entertainers always start fighting over money.
It's true that Yoshimoto's entertainers have a lot of money.
Yes, it's true.
Like "how much was it?"
Yes!
We got 15,000 yen once in Rumi.
That's not good!
It's because you're rich!
Who's rich?!
Saya!
You can't go to your own agency's concert and get money there.
That's not true!
You can't get money at a concert!
What?!
You can't stand in your own concert and get zero yen.
What?!
That's better!
You always say the same thing!
Who doesn't know the hero show?!
What are you talking about?!
Lion King! Lion King said it!
Who said it?!
Rombran said it!
Then you should support Lion instead of him!
And in Africa!
Do you say that in Yuen's concert?!
So far, we have seen the highlights of the whole agency.
Tonight, we have seen what happened to 100 college students in comedy circles.
Did you really go to a music room?
Yes.
There are many kinds of colleges.
Which one do you want to join?
You are all too smart!
There are comedy circles in colleges.
That's right.
So, 100 students!
Which agency do you want to join now?
Switch on!
We know you are smart.
Here is the result!
The comedy agency that college students want to join is surprisingly successful!
And...
You jump out of an ocarina and wear it like this.
But you barely make it out!
This is how comedians are raised!
Here is the result!
No. 2!
No. 34!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
No. 1?
No. 3!
No. 4!
No. 3!
No. 3 is fine like this!
Mr. Yoshimoto should come in first and then you can come in!
Certainly!
I have some comments from students who are watching this program.
First of all, Yoshimoto is popular.
There are many theaters, so you can eat with comedy.
Also, Mr. Jinriki seems to be comfortable in the at- home atmosphere.
I think it's a pretty good point because he wants to do comedy seriously.
As for Sun Music, there are many comedians and they seem to have a lot of sales jobs.
I'm grateful for being the recipient of comedians who have failed once.
As a bad opinion, this may be one of the reasons for zero votes.
Mr. Takeyama is black and scary.
Mr. Takeyama!
What is that?
It doesn't suit you anymore!
The comedy circle belongs to 100 graduate students.
The first comedy agency they want to join is Yoshimoto Industry and Jinriki Company.
Will there be a big reversal in the second half of each agency's further appeals?
First of all, this member has joined us in the second half of the show.
Nice to meet you!
Is it okay for me not to see my brother's face from the front?
No matter who sees you, you'll laugh!
I can't do it now!
I can't do it! Even if I laugh with my face, you're the only one!
I can't do it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Now, let's go to the next corner!
It's not a top entertainer's dream, but it's our agency's dream!
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now!
How about Yoshimoto?
Yoshimoto is famous, and there is NSC, right?
And there is a long history of Downtown graduating from the same generation.
But NSC has a rule like not to laugh at other entertainers' jokes, at the same generation's entertainers' jokes.
There is such a rule.
Because they are rivals.
I see.
How about you, Fujii? How did you raise Yoshimoto?
I let him form several groups of his own.
Yoshimoto has a tendency of trying to make trouble with others.
Because there are many entertainers.
So you wanted him to join a group of people.
That's right.
That's what we did in 1999.
It was like Kamaseinu.
Yes, yes, yes.
Obviously.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm here.
There was a big difference between then and now.
Yes, yes, yes.
You are exaggerating.
Don't get angry.
You are exaggerating.
I joined a commercial as a natural born entertainer.
And we were in a big room.
Mr. Ameagari and us.
A young staff of a commercial came into the dressing room and said, "Why don't you relax?"
"Get out!" we were told.
"Line up here!" we were told.
Now, I, Mr. Nainai, will take a taxi and say hello to you!
Even the young staff didn't know.
They didn't know.
Nainai was excited.
Nainai was a junior to Nainai.
Thank you for your hard work!
Mr. Ameagari, too!
What about you, Hamaguchi?
I originally wanted to join a commercial.
I wanted to be one.
There was an article about you in a newspaper ad.
There were 800 applicants for NSC.
Out of them, 100 applied for it.
Out of 100 applicants, 80 NSCs will be reduced by the summer.
Only one or two can graduate.
Is there a job for one or two of them?
Wow!
There was an article about you in a newspaper ad.
It only said "rapid-fire recruitment".
It's a little different now.
If you open the homepage of Shochiku Entertainment's fairgrounds, you can find "rapid- fire recruitment".
It's true.
It says "rapid-fire recruitment".
She's sweating.
When I first went to the fairgrounds more than 10 years ago,
there was a writer like Mr. Hamada in "war war tonight".
He was a teacher.
But his way of speaking, his hairstyle, everything was like Mr. Hamada's.
He was a master.
Like "oh my god", "have you seen it before?"
Everything was like Mr. Hamada's.
When I saw it for the first time, I was like "what the hell are you?"
I don't like it either.
I think so, too.
He invited a cute girl in the fairgrounds to eat with him.
And he was doing something bad.
He was doing something bad.
It spread like wildfire.
And he invited her to eat with him.
And he insisted on going to karaoke.
And he played a song by Mr. Childress.
And he took out an ocarina and blew it.
And the woman who heard it said "I'll be killed".
She was scared.
She was scared of Mr. Hamada.
So, Yoshizumi, I heard that you have a beautiful practice room.
Yes, I do.
I have a video of it.
Look at this practice room.
It's like a cafe.
It's so beautiful.
And you go in from here, right?
Yes, you go in from here and there is a boy's room.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's right. It's mirrored, so you can practice standing position and so on.
Well, it's wide like this, so you can use it for fun, can't you?
It's a fun one.
Really, since that incident, Sejo has been doing it well.
No, I haven't used it.
So, Bobby, do you have any impressions left?
We, well, as soon as we entered, first of all, it's not like a passage, but
there is a demand for five stages of emotion in the flow of generation practice and so on,
and that is, well, from one of the moods and pleasures, go up and say "one", "two", "three", and "four" and "five" and there is a demand for you to break it,
and that's pretty, well, in short, it's underground, so it's pretty shocking that men are gathered underground and made to do it there.
You can't do it in society, can you?
Yes, I can do it.
Wow, it looks like it.
It's hard.
It's really hard, but you can do it.
I'll do it first.
Sejo, you're doing it first.
Yes, I'll do it first.
I'll start with Jackie.
Jackie's "one"...
Yes.
I'm happy.
"two"...
Ah, I'm really happy!
"three"...
Wow, I'm happy! Thank you!
"four"...
Super amazing!
"five"...
Wow, it's amazing! Super amazing!
How do you stop it?
It's harder than I thought.
But really...
Siya-chan did it five times.
No, it's totally strong.
Great!
Hey, monitor!
Yes!
Is there a name for it?
This time, since there is a college student belonging to the comedy circle, we have investigated the fees of each agency.
Here it is.
Yoshimoto...
It's expensive!
Yoshimoto Craft is 500,000 yen.
Shochiku Gero is a little cheaper than Yoshimoto and costs 385,000 yen.
Human resources are expensive!
Human resources are 600,000 yen.
It's the highest.
And talent seminars in Maseki are 98,000 yen in total.
It's cheap. It's the cheapest.
This is the price for three months.
It's like a culture school.
It seems that people who want to be active in certain years will come to Salaryman.
Actually, Sony and Sun Music don't have a training center.
This year, Sun Music set up a training center for 500,000 yen per year in April.
But it seems that no one applied.
Stop it!
Don't say that!
No one applied.
It didn't ring a bell.
And we had a talk about it.
We thought that we shouldn't advertise it.
So we decided to advertise it on social media.
We advertised it to everyone, but no one came.
For us, it was like "Please come in!"
Speaking of Sony and Sun Music, we don't have a training center.
But we have a theater.
Yoshimoto-san has a lot of theaters, so I think it's good.
But we don't have a theater other than Yoshimoto- san.
Normally, if you want to do it alone, you have to admit guests.
But in our place, you can do it once if you want to.
Admit guests?
Yes, admit guests.
Admit guests?
It's like you're coming in from the closet.
Guillaume?
Yasko, what do you think of this place?
It's too much of a BGV. What are you saying, Takeshita-san?
It's too much of a BGV. If you do it in a beautiful place...
What's his name?
What are you saying, Takeshita-san? Don't you know Nani Take-san?
I don't know.
Don't you know Nani Take-san?
Nani Take-san! Nani Take-san!
If you do it in a place like this, it's too much of a BGV. If you do it in a place like this, it's too much of a BGV.
Don't you know Nani Take-san?
I don't know.
I see.
How about you, Adame? Do you have a staff?
We don't have a staff.
When we do a live show, we have a staff from our juniors.
So, juniors' entertainers are really good at staff.
They do both sound and lighting by themselves.
So, when they do it for real, it's like Tetsuya Komuro of those days.
I don't know.
They have that kind of technology, but it's not funny at all.
It's not funny.
It's all about technology.
It's Kimori Moribayashi, isn't it?
Shut up!
Who is he?
It's Kimori Moribayashi, isn't it?
Next is Sun Music.
There is a senior named Butcher Brothers.
After the office live, they give out McDonald's 500 yen worth of cards to the entertainers who appeared that day.
I thought Butcher Brothers was awesome and opened the lid of McDonald's.
Butcher Brothers' mother prepared all those 500 yen coupons and gave them out to Butcher Brothers.
Butcher Brothers were just parsley.
Butcher Brothers didn't say "It's from Butcher Brothers' mother."
They didn't say "It's from me."
Butcher Brothers gave out McDonald's cards with their young faces.
What do you think of McDonald's?
As a top entertainer of Sun Music, I respect Butcher Brothers very much.
But sometimes, their jokes can be funny.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
You have a good sense of humor.
Butcher Brothers' 41st anniversary live show was held in April of this year.
They are the super-powerful iron men.
They are Nicky and Mark.
They are still doing it.
They are in sync.
What is this?
It's hand drive.
Even if you bite it, you can laugh.
Only people who like it come.
It's a very home space and you can slide it properly.
You are doing it on purpose, aren't you?
It's on purpose.
You are doing it on purpose, aren't you?
What does it mean?
I'm not sure.
Is it the same as me?
That's right.
What do you think, Taken?
I sometimes appear on TV.
It's surprisingly expensive.
It's 71 years old.
It's expensive.
But you didn't come today, did you?
What?
Hello, I'm Tashimitsu.
I want you to go home.
What?
But you didn't come today, did you, Butcher-san?
Hello! We are Passilia!
Butcher-san, what's the relationship between us and Gehry?
We've known each other for 41 years.
We're first-year seniors.
Oh, first-year seniors!
Yes, first-year seniors.
Thank you.
Have you heard of us?
We've heard of you! We've heard of you all!
Yes!
Things like Passilia and Netagasubiru and all that.
In fact, you've cut off only the part where we talked about sales stories from decades ago.
You bastard!
You're in trouble!
But you've been untouchable and untouched by human history teachers.
You've all grown up with Butcher-san.
Oh, I see.
Human history teachers' lives were created by our first-year seniors for us.
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand.
You've been cut off twice.
You've been cut off about twice in this period of time.
The first-year presidents created human history teachers for us.
But strangely, I don't remember a single thing I learned from Butcher-san.
What does "independence" mean?
Back in the day, if you went to a store, they'd tell you to go there for about 30 minutes.
There weren't that many stories for 30 minutes.
So, if you said "yeah", everyone would say "yeah".
Then, if you said "yeah" again, everyone would say "yeah" again.
"Well, that's about it", my partner said, "you idiot".
I don't understand it at all.
Why?
Butcher-san...
I really want you to go home!
Butcher-san, thank you very much!
It's easier to understand if you listen to me!
You surprised me!
I thought you'd be able to understand me a little better.
That's about it!
But how do you raise them?
When you join our agency, we give you something like a manners textbook.
It's like human education.
The rules of the entertainment world are like that, too.
Oh, like this?
Yes!
It's like a general rule for society.
It's pretty detailed.
That's amazing!
I'll read it for you.
You won't be able to memorize it!
If you violate these rules, even if you're famous, we'll give you a penalty.
You'll have to help us with our agency's concerts.
I see.
You'll have to do it for months.
When we did "Ichiban Wakate" concert, Nitche and Sanshiro were buying tickets.
That's right.
It's a penalty.
Yes, it is.
I see.
When you leave food or plastic bottles in the dressing room, you have to write your name on them.
I see.
If you don't write your name, the staff will find you like the police.
When you enter the dressing room and see a plastic bottle with your name on it, you say, "Don't move!"
It's like a gas siren.
That's amazing!
Who's this?
It's me.
Okay, you'll have to do it for three months.
Oh, no!
Is there a penalty?
There's a system or system to eliminate penalties.
I see.
There's a small race challenge.
I'd like to see it.
It's a small race.
If you leave a better result than last year, you'll be exempted from penalties.
I see.
But if you leave a worse result than last year, you'll get double penalties.
So you'll get double penalties.
It's a huge gamble.
It is.
I couldn't protect myself at all.
I messed up a lot of things.
Please put your hand in your pocket.
No, I was told not to put my hand in my pocket.
Wait, you're after Butcher-san, so it's tough for you.
You made a mistake just now.
Um... I was told not to put my hand in my pocket...
You said not to put your hand in your pocket.
I was told not to do it, so I quit.
But when Parker was awake, he was told not to put his hand in Parker's pocket.
So I put my hand in it and he got mad.
That's amazing!
You should have said "yeah" instead of "yeah"!
You should have said "yeah" instead of Butcher- san!
You should have said "yeah"!
That's right!
What's with this "yeah"!
That's what happened.
Let's ask another question.
We have 100 college students.
Let's ask them and see which agency they want to join.
Everyone, let's go! Switch on!
Yoshimoto! Yoshimoto!
The result is...
It's been four years!
It's all thanks to you!
Yes, Yoshimoto and Jinriki are strong.
I see.
Well, Yoshimoto Industry can be trusted because NSC system has achievements.
Jinriki has good acting skills, so he has many skits.
Just like Tsukaji and Kakuta, he seems to have acting skills that can be active not only in skits but also in dramas.
I have a bad opinion about Sun Music.
I think everyone will be like Butcher-san.
I don't have such a bad opinion.
Don't worry!
Everyone will be like Butcher-san's house!
I think this is one of the reasons.
I think Takeyama-san is black.
What are you talking about?
Gaggers that our agency loves!
Gaggers!
There are various agencies.
Yes, there are.
Gaggers who represent various agencies will compete against each other.
Well, Yoshimoto and...
Of course, Gaggers!
Gaggers!
What is that?
It's a strawberry.
It's like Newsankid.
Next week, the second round of comedy nationals!
The strongest gaggers will compete against agencies!
If Dandy and Sakano weren't here, I wouldn't be here either.
A legend comedian who saved an agency!
Next week is even more powerful!
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