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What does it mean, everyone?
This time, we will broadcast the unpublished part of "Downtown Family" that we broadcasted the other day!
Tonight, we will deliver the luxurious perfect version of "Downtown Formation 40th Anniversary Special" that we broadcasted the other day, including unpublished talks that we couldn't fit in the on-air!
We will make a number of everyone's records, but no one will say anything!
My dad's face is burning with the hot smell of cigarettes.
I can't forget that.
It's even worse!
For the first time in 10 years, we will gather once!
We can talk because we are seven people who know each other well!
We will show you all of the memories of the Downtown Family!
In addition!
We will become the second Downtown!
We have organized a laughter party for those who long for Downtown!
The Downtown Children who have quit gaming will talk about their Downtown love.
Unpublished talk!
Well, it's not really unpublished, but we have supported quite a bit, right?
No, I think we have, but it seems like we still have some.
"Still have some" is all Hamada's violent jokes, isn't it?
No, no, no...
You must be saying that I'm not violent.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That's not true!
Why aren't you saying anything?
No, I can use it. It's something I can use.
Is there any violence that you can use?
No, I'm not talking about violence.
I see. I understand.
What about you, sir? Did you watch it?
No, I didn't. I didn't watch it.
Oh, you didn't?
I only watch behind-the-scenes programs.
Well, me too.
Oh, you didn't watch it?
No.
What do you watch when you play DX?
When you play DX?
It's Friday at 10 p.m.
What?
I watch something when I'm at home.
What do you watch?
Something dramatic.
That's the worst.
That's the worst!
I watched you and Hong Kong talking about that time on YouTube.
Oh, I see.
Like this and like that.
But you probably remember what we talked about.
No, I don't remember.
I don't have many memories with them.
That's the worst.
They're really...
No, it's the worst.
Even in my private life, it's the worst.
No, no, no.
I only meet them at the set.
Me too, really.
Have you met them since the recording ended?
No, we haven't met.
We haven't met in Hong Kong, either.
No, we haven't met in Hong Kong, like you talking about the apartment you lived in alone.
Oh, I see.
Or me talking about the day before I went golfing to Hong Kong for the first time.
Or me watching the most erotic video you've ever seen.
What about me talking about you taking Bobcats and Yudais to the mountains?
No, you haven't said that.
You haven't said that.
What are you talking about?
You haven't said that!
What are you talking about?
I really want to talk about it more.
No, no, no.
The group photo.
You took it first?
We took the group photo together at the end.
Oh, you mean the one with you on the left?
Yes, that's right.
You didn't have to make it so small.
Itao-san always makes it this small.
That's right.
Where did you display that photo?
I did it at a gas burner.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
This time, the members will tell us behind-the- scenes stories about the recording of that day.
Oh, I see.
First of all, the behind-the-scenes stories before the recording.
Itao lied to Hamada in the back of the studio.
Oh, I wonder what it is.
Itao has been telling small lies for a long time.
No, really.
When I came in, everyone was there.
They said, "Adansu," and showed me their faces.
I'm sure you've been there, too.
At that time, I thought, "Huh? Isn't he only in Hong Kong?"
Oh, I see.
So I went in and said, "Who hasn't said hello yet?"
"No, I've been there. I've been there," he said.
But Itao wasn't there, either.
Well, Itao lied about that.
But at that time, Itao was already in "I've been there."
He said, "No, I haven't been there yet," I think.
Oh, is there a video?
Oh, please take a look.
It's Kimu, too.
Oh, it's all together.
It's a little 130. It's black and white.
Have you decided?
I haven't decided.
You're the most Japanese.
You're the most junior.
No, no, no.
You're the most Japanese.
It's been a while since I've been back.
It's been a while.
Good morning.
Yes, it is.
Oh, you're the one who hasn't said hello yet!
Huh?
Who is it?
Huh?
No, it's me.
Who is it?
I let you do it.
What did you say?
I said I was in Hong Kong.
Who are you?
I wanted to see you here.
Here.
Go ahead and say what you want.
You look like you're in second place recently.
Seriously!
I went there normally.
Itao-san is...
Because, you know, in the past, even if we had a party or something like that,
you'd say you didn't like what you saw today and go home early.
And when you got home and looked back a few hours later, you were walking hand in hand with the girl who was at the party.
You should have gone home earlier!
You should have said, "I saw it!"
Then she would have said, "I don't know. It's not it."
It's a misunderstanding.
She would have gotten over it with "misunderstanding" and "misunderstanding".
That's the kind of person she is.
This is normal.
She has a cute side.
Here we are.
Kim's behind-the-scenes story after the recording.
The other day, we told you that there is a group chat between us and the Ritton Investigation Team.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thanks to this recording, we were able to have an active chat on LINE for the first time in a while.
However, due to Mr. Ritton Fujiwara's statement, the chat ended.
Let's take a look at the actual chat.
Mr. Fujiwara, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Oh, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Everyone is saying it properly.
Thank you, everyone.
I woke up in the morning this morning when I turned 60.
Mr. Fujiwara's behind-the-scenes story after the recording.
What is it?
Well, as I'm away from the set, I'm getting out of sync.
That's a good example.
Yes.
I'm at a stage where I can't laugh anymore.
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
It's like you're watching "Home Run".
Well, well, well.
So there was also this kind of exchange.
Huh?
Give it to me.
Raise it higher.
Now, let's watch the unreleased episode of "downtown family".
First of all, 35 years ago, we met with Kansai's legendary program "yoji desu you da".
While walking together like this, seven people ran up the comedy world's stardom and had a precious talk.
It's been many years since we met last time.
It's been 10 years?
No, it's been 100 years.
It's been 100 years since we performed together as a band.
Yes, yes, yes.
We performed "ojapame" together.
Before that, 13 years ago, we had a meal together.
Do you remember it?
Yes, we did.
I still have it. I put it in front of my desk.
Itao-san was in charge of it.
Itao-san was in charge of it, wasn't he?
It's rare for Itao-san to be so excited.
That's right, that's right.
Let's take a picture together.
Itao-san was grilling meat.
I was grilling meat and when it was done, it was this small.
It was this small.
It was half the size of Meishu.
It's a little blurred, isn't it?
It's blurred, isn't it?
It's a little blurred, isn't it?
Let me tell you something in detail.
It's been a while since we've all gathered together, but for some reason, Takasu-san brought his childhood friend.
Who is this?
It's me.
When I show this to people who come to my house, they always say, "Who is this?"
It's me.
People don't know about our relationship or who raised us or our career history.
Look at this multi-screen.
Kimu, is it okay for me to say this?
He was born in 1956.
He was born in 1938 and died in 1938.
And four years later, Imawa, Tonko and Itao were born in 1960.
And about two years later, Higashi Nori and I were born.
We are in the middle or middle of autumn, so we don't have a strict relationship.
I see.
Higashi Nori and Kimu, which one is better?
Higashi Nori is older than me.
I'm older than you.
Higashi Nori is older than me, so he takes care of me.
I'm older than him, but Matsumoto is more like my mother.
Imawa is my father and Imawa is my eldest son.
And Itao is like my second son.
Higashi Nori is like my younger brother.
I'm older than you!
Are you done?
I'm not older than you!
But we have quite a family.
I'm not older than you!
Tonko is Itao's friend.
We have quite a family!
Get out of here!
We have quite a family!
Get out of here!
That's weird!
Get out of here!
It's simple!
It's simple, isn't it?
We have quite a family.
I'm not older than you!
There are five of us and Ritton-san.
There are seven of us and we are like a family.
But Higashi Nori is older than you.
When we got infected with COVID-19, Higashi Nori posted an article and asked us to take a rest.
Ritton-san also contacted us and asked us to take care of Itao-san as well.
What about Hong Kong?
Hong Kong didn't contact us at all.
I went to the upper right corner and told Imawa- san to take care of himself.
Fujiwara-san contacted us and that was it.
Why didn't you contact us, Hong Kong-san?
When we got infected with COVID-19, we were told not to say "happy birthday" or "good old man".
Why didn't you say "happy birthday" or "good old man"?!
But we said not to say "happy birthday" or "good old man".
It's not our fault. Hong-kong isn't to blame for it.
Hong-kong went back in time before us with his members.
We went back when it was COVID-19 time.
When Fujiwara-san and Mizudo-san said "thank you for coming. I like you very much"
Hong Kong said, "I'm going to drool now" with his genuine gag.
I saw it.
I saw it and I thought, "Hmm."
Everyone wrote down the recorded number, but no one said anything.
There was.
I'm going to drool now.
Hong Kong covered his face and said, "I'm going to drool now."
Again, I said, "One, two, three, four," but no one said anything.
Since then...
Since then, even if we had a conversation here, no one said anything.
That's a little bad.
Later, I thought, "Who is that?"
I'm going to drool now.
Why is that?
I'm going to drool now.
I thought someone would say that.
- Yes, Hong Kong. - I'm sorry.
But do you remember the first time?
I do.
I'm going to drool now,
- I don't think anyone says that anymore. - I don't.
Really?! You can give it back!
No one said it.
"I'm going to drool now," they said.
They covered themselves and said, "Oh! So you're going to do it!"
I'm going to drool now.
I don't know.
I thought you would give me back that much, but you didn't give me back anything.
I thought you wouldn't give me back anything.
I didn't give you back anything, but you didn't give me back anything.
Let's get started, everyone.
First of all, from this corner ...
Now, the first gathering of the family, "It's been 35 years since we met, so let me say this and let me hear it!"
Well, "it's been 35 years since we met" is calculated from the start of 1987 at 4 o'clock.
There have been various things for 35 years so far, but let's go to what we want to say and what we want to hear!
First of all, this person! Kimura Yuichi! Are you sleeping properly in the east? Don't you work recently?
No, there is a great radio, youtube, and climbing, and I thought it was terrible!
It's messed up!
There are two youtube channels!
It's true!
What are you doing in the east?
Are you sleeping?
I'm on twitter, but even if you look at all of netflix, you can't see it!
Certainly!
I don't go in particular during this time, so I only go home and work, and this is also the "east derim".
What is the "east derim" !?
The ugliest guy 35 years ago!
Because it's ugly!
Let's study!
Recently, everyone around you has aged.
Staff and viewers.
Iwashino is about this amount.
What do you think of Imada for Iwashino?
Imada-san, I talked about Matsumo-san before.
There is no harmony.
The font is getting smaller.
The "ji" is getting smaller.
I'm doing a lot of work.
This is also not bad.
Not bad at all.
When you said "ji", I was surprised.
When you said "Iwashino", Imada said "yariman gin".
"Deep kiss" is also OK.
You don't care about each other, do you?
I'm grateful.
Imada-san said it, so I like it.
I'm grateful for "Iwashino", too.
If you ask me now, you know, right?
Imada-san always checks me.
When I say something,
Imada-san says bad things to young people in Osaka.
I know that.
It's not bad.
When Imada-san asks me,
Imada-san explains everything to me.
When Imada-san asks me,
Imada-san never answers me.
Never.
I never say what I think.
I don't care about it.
I don't know if Imada-san is embarrassed or embarrassed.
We've been friends for a long time, so we've been doing SNS a lot.
Why do you do SNS?
Because I'm busy.
Then let me say it.
We're very close now.
When Imada-san and I were chatting on SNS,
Imada-san didn't care about it.
Even if I'm riding next to a bullet train or a digital site, I always sit like this.
And if I'm wearing an Adidas hoodie, I buy the same one the next week.
And you have to take it off when you're wearing it.
Yes, I have to take it off.
I think it's a good match.
I thought it was a good match.
And from this distance, I might be holding my mouth.
Talk!
Talk about anything!
It's because you're so close.
I used to be like that.
Even now, I'm like, "East Ori! East Ori!"
Right?
For several years.
Surprisingly, I've been avoiding it.
That's right.
But you were holding your mouth a little, weren't you?
That's right.
I'm calm about it.
What is it?
I accept it.
Didn't you ever talk about being in a duo?
Actually, when I was young, I thought about it a little.
Right? About being in a duo.
But I didn't say it because I thought you weren't that type of person.
Oh, you've never said it.
I've never said it.
First of all, Osaki-san said, "I don't have a job yet, so I'll do it."
And when I said it, Yoshimoto said, "Stop it."
So I said it to Osaki-san and said, "I won't do it, Yoshimoto."
And I called out "East Ori."
What are you going to do?
Stop it.
And I said it.
East Ori.
I'm going to be a florist.
My dad was a florist.
I've never heard of it.
Did your dad work as a florist?
Well...
Facing forward...
What do you mean?
Well...
My dad was a florist.
For how long?
For two or three years.
Two or three years?!
That's like your dad's level.
Right?
I've never heard of it.
It seems like he earned money by doing various things.
And he raised us.
And then I noticed that there were debts in various places.
I see.
My unhealthy dad...
For example, I don't know, but he actually borrowed 10,000 yen from my local friends.
And then my dad and my mom divorced.
And now we all have a mom.
My dad is doing what he likes.
I'm sorry it's been a while.
And then...
And then my mom said she had to organize her grave properly.
I went there and said, "It's been 10 years."
I don't know what to do with this grave.
I'll take care of it from now on.
And then my grandma said, "What is it?"
I borrowed 30,000 yen from my dad for the last time.
What?!
I'm sorry about that!
The worst family history.
Please!
My dad divorced once.
And then he took a young girl, Yasushi Ishida.
She was born and raised in Osaka.
And then my grandma said, "Mr. Ishida, you have a call from your dad in the east."
Hello, nice to meet you.
Oh, you're Ishida.
I'm your dad in the east.
I'd like to see your stage.
Will you let me in?
She said, "Sure."
And then she came in from the audience seat.
She came in from the sleeve and went up the stage.
And then she and the young girl were sitting in the audience seat.
And I said, "Which one do you want me to sit in?"
Please let me in.
Funny dad.
Could you let me in?
That's amazing.
But your dad...
I don't care about my dad anymore.
So you didn't want to form a band?
I haven't said it yet.
You weren't conscious of Ishida either, right?
I don't know if it's a good idea.
But a band...
Well, it's good for that time.
But it's a long time.
If you think about it now, you shouldn't have done it.
Is there anything else you want to say in the east?
First of all, Imaya-san is still watching adult videos.
I'm shocked.
I think you're the most watched Japanese in Japan.
From the early century to the middle of the century.
That's true.
When I saw director Zenra, I thought, 'Wow, I know this time.'
I often went to Osaka.
Imaya-san and Matsumoto-san went there.
We went there, too.
Well, we go there often.
But we go there once or twice.
When we went to Tokyo,
There were huge adult goods stores in Nakano.
There were things like that.
We went to Disney Kabuki Stadium.
And Matsumoto-san got married.
Imaya-san is still watching adult videos.
That's what I want to ask you.
I'm buying them on Amazon.
"Rental" is... "Rental" is...
You can use "subscribe" now.
It's easy to use.
It's kind of pure.
It's an era when it doesn't sell.
Do you still use "pure" now?
I can't forget it.
It's too early!
From now on, it will be completely unrevealed!
The memories of youthful days that can only be talked about because of the seven of them!
Oh, this is it!
I saw this in Matsumoto-san's one-room apartment.
I can't forget it!
It's a one-room apartment on the Sakuragawa River.
It was the first time I lived alone.
That's right!
When you took me in, I went to your house.
First of all, I didn't see such a beautiful building.
It was a historical building, but it was beautiful.
Yes, it was beautiful.
At that time, there was a movie called "Street of Fire".
I saw it for the first time.
First of all, the TV in Matsumoto-san's house was big and completely different from my family's.
First of all, I thought it was nice, but there was a speaker on the side.
If you remove it and look in the distance, if the TV is the main body, it's this and this.
After all it's not a big deal, is it?
The TV line was connected.
Yes, the line was connected.
But in "Street of Fire" a motorcycle came out.
I said, "Now's your chance, listen to me!"
And then, when I said "brrr" the motorbike moved right from left.
So I said "Brother!!!!!!!!"
It's amazing. Amazing!
I'll be sold somewhere...
I'm not sold in that time though.
But in my world, I'll be sold somewhere and I'll never buy a TV which can remove a speaker.
Are you speaking with evil words?
Right from left...
It's a monorail. My parents' TV is a monorail.
Have you ever been there?
I've been to your apartment in Sakuragawa.
It's a beautiful one-room apartment.
I thought you were a great entertainer.
I was surprised to see a door in the living room.
I was surprised to see a system kitchen.
It's a small one-room apartment.
I went to your apartment in Nanka.
Matsumoto-san was standing in the kitchen.
I was standing in front of Calpis.
Calpis?
Calpis is a small refrigerator filled with ice cubes.
I took out Calpis liquid from the refrigerator.
At that time, Calpis was a water-soluble liquid.
There was no mineral water at that time.
I don't know if it's a little strong.
I can't forget that.
There is more Calpis, isn't it?
It's Calpis.
I know it.
It's mineral water.
No, no.
It's the taste of love at first sight.
Please tell me more about it.
I didn't take it out of the refrigerator.
You saved it.
I was shocked when I went to your apartment in Itao.
I put Pepero Ocean next to the TV.
What?
I went to your apartment in Itao.
It's a one-room apartment.
The TV is small, so I like games.
Shooting games are popular.
I'm addicted to it.
I bought a bazooka in my bed.
It's a one-room apartment, so I don't have time to put it in.
This is the size of the TV and the tip of the bazooka.
I've been doing it all the time.
I see.
Silk pajamas and bazooka.
I went to your apartment in Itao.
I opened the door of your apartment and did it from outside.
Because it's narrow.
I did it from a distance.
I heard you helped me move.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san also rented a room in Tokyo.
I also rented a room in Osaka.
I borrowed a car from the customer.
I borrowed furniture from Osaka from the customer.
I borrowed furniture from the customer.
Did you work?
No, I didn't work.
I rented a big room with two rooms.
I rented a sofa from you.
You rented all the cars, didn't you?
I met you at the NJK.
But you never came.
At that time, you didn't have a cell phone or anything.
I didn't have my phone with me, so I called him, but he didn't pick up.
So I went home.
A few hours later, I called him and said, "Sorry, I overslept."
Is it okay for me to go now?
If I'm late, will Matsumoto-san get mad at me?
No, just shut up and let's go.
No, you shut up and go, Itao-san.
If you shut up and go, I'll take you to the graveyard.
Why are you saying that now?!
I thought it was a movie.
And then...
There's an excuse that Kimu gave me.
During the fall vacation season...
Because it was the fall vacation season...
The highway was crowded.
I made an excuse like that.
But Matsumoto-san said, "That's definitely not true."
Fall vacation...
Fall vacation season...
That's definitely not true.
I thought it was a joke, but...
Once, with Matsumoto-san and Imawa-san in winter...
"My family came." Do you remember?
I remember.
I said it, too.
It was midnight.
Midnight...
Suddenly...
I didn't even contact them.
My family came.
My father, mother, sister and I live together.
Suddenly...
I panicked, too.
People watching TV came.
It was pretty late.
It was late.
My house wasn't like that.
When I opened the fridge, there wasn't anything there.
I thought I had to do something.
I'll go buy some coffee.
I ran back home in the middle of winter.
Here you go, Hamatsumoto-san.
I touched it and...
Mom...
There's no cold coffee in winter, right?
Don't be stupid!
If you're serious, I'll be like "oh yeah!"
Don't be stupid like that, okay?
Matsumoto san said something to cheer up the mood, "Where's your sister?"
She's sleeping upstairs.
Let me let my sister in.
She's sleeping, so don't.
"Look at her face." "Call for your sister!"
Call for your sister!
Okay, okay, okay! Be quiet!
I don't like it!
He laughed like this.
And there was a chandelier in the next room.
I somehow opened the chandelier.
In the dark,
my dad was sleeping and smoking while listening to me.
I closed the chandelier.
And I said, "Brother, is your father there?"
He sank down.
In the red light of the cigarette, my dad's face was like this.
Isn't she your sister?
My sister?
To be honest, I didn't know much about my sister.
"Why did you go back to Miseya?" "Kouji!" "What?" "Is Matsumoto always like that?"
But now that you mention it, I don't think he'll say it.
Of course.
How about you, Kim? Do you have any memories?
Not at all. When we didn't even know each other, one of my seniors said, "Kimura-kun, it's about time Hamada- san decides whether Matsumoto-ha or Hamada-ha."
"After I opened the door, I saw a tiger's skin." "Don't lie!" "No, I didn't!" "I saw Hamada-san at a meal party. It was a shocking sight!" "Was there a sword on it?" "No, there wasn't!"
Gym?
"Kimura-kun, it's about time Hamada-san decides whether Matsumoto-ha or Hamada-ha." "Are you serious?"
I'm not.
I thought so, but I don't know anything about it.
Oh, is that so?
By the way, I'm not Hamada-ha yet.
You know what I'm saying, right?
Let's go to Mexico for a while.
I have a house for you, Hamada-san.
Where is it?
We drove a long way to the east of Osaka.
I forgot something, but it's a big apartment.
Well, it's several floors below the apartment with several floors.
I was taken there, and when I opened the door, I saw a tiger's skin.
Don't lie!
That's not true.
No, it's not.
It's like a katakana character.
There was a showcase made of glass on the top of it.
There were shields, symbols, and sake.
Even though you're blind.
Was there a katana in the back?
No, there wasn't!
There was a set of fugu pots in the back of the Japanese-style room.
Do you remember that?
There was a house over there.
Do you remember that?
I was sitting and walking.
Was it me?
Yes, you were.
When you were young.
I was eating fugu.
We didn't talk about which house it was.
We just went home and didn't talk about it anymore.
If someone else said, "No, Mr. Hamada, this happened."
No, Mr. Hamada, you're not the one who would say that.
That person would say it.
I don't know which one it is.
But that fugu pot is absolutely wrong.
No, it's not.
Because when I went to Mr. Hamada's dressing room with my wife last month,
I knew it was a fugu pot.
In the dressing room?
Did you see it?
No, I didn't.
But I went to Mr. Hamada's house.
After we got married, he invited me to go golfing.
Most of you haven't been there, right?
Most of you haven't been there.
So I went there.
Then he served me a meal and I ate it.
After that...
It was the worst.
Momotetsu?
I've never done it before.
Let's do momotetsu in Hong Kong.
Then he served me a big bombi.
And I kept losing.
King bombi.
Yes, I kept losing.
Why didn't you do it?
I thought, 'If I'm losing a manzai, why can't I lose here?'
He served me a big bombi.
Without mercy, he served me a big bombi.
Then...
It was stressful.
Adults...
They laughed at me.
They said, 'Are you drinking alcohol?'
I said, 'No, I'm fine.'
Then again...
Momotetsu...
He served me a big bombi.
What are you doing?!
What's so funny?!
Don't ride it! Before you go to golf!
It was my first time, so I didn't have my golf gear with me.
I was told to borrow it from Fuji TV.
So I borrowed this shirt and pants.
I put them in Fuji TV's paper bag, took them home and left them with Hamada-san.
Hamada-san found all of my golf equipment in the bath.
I was sweating like crazy.
I thought I was a little stupid.
Before you go to golf, please look for it.
You were stupid in your heart.
I was stupid in my heart.
You were stupid in your heart because you were going to find your gear.
Revenge!
That's right!
So I prepared my gear and went to bed.
It was early in the morning.
Maybe 5 o'clock.
When I woke up, it was the same age as me.
Hey!
Wake up!
Wake up! What are you doing?!
Turn the camera!
The camera isn't turning!
Wake up!
So I woke up.
So I got up and took out my gear.
When I took out my gear...
At that time, everyone was wearing slacks and polo shirts.
I was the only one wearing a nicca polka.
It was an old style.
So I took it out and said, "What is this?!"
It was a long locker.
That's right!
I took it out while I was sleeping!
I said it, too!
You came here in weird clothes, Amate Hongo-san!
I took it out.
But when I took a bath...
I'm sorry, but I peed in the bath in the morning.
That's good!
I know Hamada's "wake up"
I was also woken up for about a week in the same situation
When I went to one hotel in Okinawa, I couldn't sleep because of my tooth decay
Finally in the morning, I couldn't sleep because of my tooth decay
When I was in deep sleep, "wake up! wake up!"
I'm sorry for my face, but I peed in the bath
I saw it! I saw it!
It's Hamada's "I saw it!"
Why do I have to kill my partner?
It's like a souvenir from Guam
I saw it! I saw it!
From now on, we will show you the unreleased parts of "Downtown Children"
Gokumi, who has been longing for "downtown" for a long time, will tell you everything about "downtown"
"downtown" is a little embarrassing, so I'll tell you how much I like "downtown"
Today we will talk about it and celebrate "downtown" together
First of all, people in Kansai say "it's 4 o'clock"
When we saw "downtown", we were shocked
From there, we dreamed of "downtown", and "downtown" became popular all over the country
We saw "downtown" and decided to become "downtown"
Really?
Yes, of course.
You also appeared in "willy wonky" and "it's four o'clock", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I see. You said something about it.
I really love "downtown" very much.
You are an amateur.
I also went to "nichome theater" many times.
Yes, you did.
This is the first time for me to say this, but I met "downtown" at "number" and wanted him to shake hands with me.
When I had time, I went out of "number" and wandered for many hours.
You seemed strange in "number", didn't you?
I went to "kissa kenya" and "nooba" where you often went.
Yes, "nooba"!
I couldn't go in because I was a high school student and I had to wait at the entrance.
But I met "downtown" and he shook hands with me.
This is the first time for me to hear about it.
I couldn't say it because I was embarrassed.
Did he shake hands with you?
Yes, he did.
Both of you?
Yes, both of us.
This corner is for ordinary people.
Do you remember it?
Yes, you were in charge of it.
No, it was you, "imada".
"Imada", I see.
After the episode talk, you had to say "downtown" and play against each other.
- When was it? - When I was 17.
- You were in 3rd grade. - Yes, I was in 3rd grade.
And there was an audition.
I did an episode talk and I was laughed at a lot.
I lived with my grandmother and she left with someone else and never came back.
I went to look for her and she got lost on the street and ran into me.
I asked her if she was okay and she said "what are you talking about?"
I forgot what "what are you talking about?" was but I took it at home.
I thought I'd say it and it was the actual show.
I went out and saw "downtown" and "imada" in front of me.
I panicked and my head was about to explode.
I lived with my grandmother and she left with someone else and never came back.
I went to look for her and she got lost on the street and ran into me.
I asked her if she was okay and she said "what are you talking about?"
- You didn't say "what are you talking about?" - I didn't say "what are you talking about?"
I asked her if she was okay and she said "what are you talking about?"
I was in trouble and I asked for "downtown"'s help.
"downtown" said something and I thought she'd do something about it but she ignored me.
I couldn't help her.
Everyone in my class knew "aikata" would be on TV today.
I went home and saw "downtown" on TV and I was like "what is this?"
what is this?
- I didn't know what was going on. - It was traumatic.
- What is this? - I'm sorry.
- You debuted with "dada's belt". - I didn't know she was bored at home.
- It's the same for football, right? - When I first saw you, the first thing I did in front of you was...
I can't forget the football hour!
When I was young, I longed for downtown!
I thought you had sunglasses on your shiny side.
We talked about downtown all the time.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
But it's the same with football, isn't it?
No, when I first saw it, it was really the first time I saw it in front of me.
It feels like God's Way.
Now, where Aqua City is located,
In an era when it was still bare ground,
Stab young people in the reaction.
For example, if there is an explosion, hundreds of people will say, "Wow!"
I was one of those young people.
But you were already in Yoshimoto.
I was in Yoshimoto and in another convenience store.
Were you there, Cookie-san?
Yes, I was there.
I was there.
But we all entered like extras.
The staff was a little impatient and said, "Mr. Don- ton, we're coming in!"
Mr. Hamada came out earlier.
Mr. Hamada, whom I see for the first time, said, "Is human being like this?"
You were shiny.
You had long hair and sunglasses.
I thought you were wearing sunglasses with a shiny face.
You said it well.
You were a star.
We were in different convenience stores before.
When we were together, we went to a fast food restaurant after work.
We didn't drink alcohol.
We talked about downtown all the time at a drink bar.
"Did you see yesterday's GOATS?" "Did you see our visual album?"
We talked about downtown all the time.
That's right.
But we got along.
You guys are totally different.
I sometimes say "I love you" to you.
You're totally different.
We got along very well.
What did you watch?
Late-night program.
Downtown's Moto.
Nishizawa called me and woke me up.
It was late at night.
That's right.
I fell asleep.
Why don't you sleep?
You don't want me to watch it, do you?
Because you're not sleeping.
You're going to kill me, aren't you?
You're a middle school student!
You're a middle school student, aren't you?
I wanted to talk about it the next day.
You wanted to, didn't you?
I called you every time and asked you if you were sleeping.
I didn't watch it much.
Which one?
You were watching "Zama-kan".
I hated "Zama-kan".
Nobody watched "Zama-kan".
Nobody watched it.
Yamada Matsu and Moriwa Kenji.
It was a big boom.
"Keishu-five" and "Zama-kan" came out at 5 p.m.
Without watching "Keishu-five"...
I was watching "Zama-kan".
If I hadn't watched "Zama-kan", I would have been bullied at school.
No, it's not like that.
I would have been left behind at school.
I would only say "no" in Japanese.
It was popular at school.
It was amazing.
It was popular, but...
That's all I like about "Zama-kan".
That's right.
That's all I like about "Zama-kan".
Then we have a theme.
An unexpected word of "Zama-kan" that we can't forget.
Zock, do you have anything?
For me, Matsumoto-san praised me a lot.
I won a single grand prix.
When I won for the first time, I was in the bathroom at the end of the race.
I was thinking, "Oh, I won."
I was passing by.
I closed my eyes and looked ahead.
I heard a loud sound about the size of an elephant's front.
I thought, "What?" and looked at Matsumoto-san.
What?
I thought, "Is my urine thick?"
Is my urine stupidly thick?
Your urine is thick, so it's different.
Not "boruto", but "bobobobobobo".
No, it's "bou", not "bobobobobobou".
Normal "sha-sha-sha-sha-sha" is a dream.
So, when I got the punishment,
and I was looking into her eyes
and said "Kuu-chan, you were funny".
She was very happy and thought of it.
I'm not sure if you understand.
I had a lot of memories.
The moment I realized it, I was kissing my wife's lego.
While I was holding it.
Don't you want to kiss your wife while you're happy?
You're not holding it, are you?
Do you have any stories?
Last year, I participated in a remote recording of a show Hamada-san was doing in Osaka.
Hamada-san and his main guest were Daigo of "Wish".
Daigo said, "I'm looking for toys for babies because babies are born recently."
Since I'm a baby, I put anything in my mouth.
I'm looking for toys that I can lick and put in my mouth.
Hamada-san said, "It's true that there are toys that you can lick and put in your mouth."
I thought he was hiding something.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that there were small babies.
My son is an adult.
I couldn't say it because it was remote.
I thought he was hiding something.
What do you know about that?
You've seen it on TV.
Do you watch it?
Of course I do.
Do you watch it?
I don't watch it.
I don't watch anything.
It's weird for you to say that.
It's weird for me to say that.
Are you licking it, Hamada-san?
No, I'm not.
It's been 30 years.
Are you licking it?
Do you have any stories?
When Hamada-san took me out for a meal for the first time...
After that, Hamada started to doubt his ears.
Hamada started to doubt his ears.
I don't know.
Hamada-san took me to eat for the first time.
What!?
Once in Osaka.
Yes, in Osaka.
I was on a program and sometimes I went out.
It was a very expensive yakiniku restaurant.
It was like a building I had never seen before.
A building you had never seen before?
It was like a shop.
It was very expensive and private.
I was sitting near Hamada-san.
It was expensive meat, so it came in a wooden box.
It was very expensive.
The waiter brought the meat in a wooden box.
Hamada-san saw it and heard it completely.
"Wow, it's like a shop," he said.
What?
It's like a shop, right?
No, it's like a shop.
What do you mean?
Are you nervous?
Are you stupid!?
It's true.
I can't lie like this.
"Wow, it's like a shop," he said.
It's like a shop, right?
It's like a shop.
Why?
Don't say it then!
I couldn't say it because it was my first time.
You might be stupid.
I might be stupid.
What do you want me to say?
You're stupid, right?
I'm not stupid.
You said it and I said it.
It's like a shop.
And it came in a wooden box.
It's not like a shop.
It's unusual.
Yes, it is.
It's like the shop you took me to.
Why didn't you say it then!?
It's my first time, so I couldn't say it.
It's scary.
You shouldn't say it here.
That's how it is.
Why are you laughing!?
I'm Su-chan!
You're cute!
You're gross!
Next week, we have a positive celebrity, Dai Shuga!
She's too forward and makes sudden moves!
She smiles and does moonwalk.
She's the most annoying!
She's a bad person!
She's downtown, too!
Hama-chan and Choroinsu!
Don't miss it next week!