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[The next day]
Good morning!
Please be careful, Mr. Shibata.
Mr. Hamada was knocking on the door because you were late.
[Laughing]
It only took a few seconds, but it was about two seconds late.
He said "Wow!"
So I hope you'll do me a favor.
You want to work comfortably, don't you?
Well, that's fine.
[Laughing]
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I won't do that.
I don't want to see my staff getting beaten up in the front desk.
[Laughing]
I don't want to see that.
I haven't done it for years.
[Laughing]
I haven't done it for years.
You mean you've grown up, right?
Oh, you mean my staff.
Oh, I see.
If my staff hadn't grown up, would you still do it?
Yes, I would!
[Laughing]
I don't think Mr. Hamada has grown up yet.
[Laughing]
Tonight's special is
a gathering of top entertainers!
[Applause]
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Shut up!
What a sight!
You don't have to say it like that!
You're amazing, Matsumoto-san!
You grasped it too quickly!
There are times when you have to use different words.
There are times like in a regular Grand Prix.
Eh? What did you say?
Are you going to go like that today?
From the main event to the mount.
It's already...
That's right! It's already...
It's going to be 18.
It's going to be tomorrow.
It's going to be 18!
It's going to be tomorrow, so it's close to Kukai's birthday.
Oh, is it?
Yes, it is.
I don't know.
Kukai's birthday is June 14th.
Let's go! First up is...
The best entertainer's light and shadow special!
Yes, that's right.
But there is a shadow.
There is a Kuro.
Let's go! First up is...
Jebi.
One tweet increased his workload by 30 times.
30 times!
30 times...
What does that mean?
Let's go back to yesterday's Jebi.
One, two...
What the hell is that?!
Jebi, seriously...
It's not like "boom"!
It's like Matsumoto-san slipped indirectly.
Shut up! Stop it! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Stop it!
I slipped once in the air today, too!
Was it your second time?
Matsumoto-san said it in the air.
Matsumoto-san gave me my name out loud when we took a break due to COVID-19.
It was January 30th.
We had to take a break due to COVID-19.
Jebi told me to do it out loud.
Didn't you talk to anyone but Jebi?
Actually, Matsumoto-san was tweeted by Hamaie-san before that.
That's right! Hamaie!
I see!
It was like a stream of information for me.
I see!
Matsumoto-san told me to do it out loud, but I couldn't do it due to COVID-19.
Oh!
You couldn't do it due to COVID-19.
Really?
After that, I asked Lily-san for her opinion about it.
Oh, I see!
I thought it was COVID-19 at the same time.
What?!
What is this?!
And we were drinking together!
You don't have to cover it up!
It's really COVID-19.
Lilly-san came to me and said, "You're more of an EJP than Lilly-san."
I don't do that much, but...
That's why I've been working three or four times.
That's right.
Look at this.
It's May.
There's only one.
Only one.
This is May of this year.
Is it more than 30 times?
Yes, it's more than 30 times.
It's almost full.
Is it a drama or a film?
There's also a drama.
I thought it was Matsumoto-san's role, but it's just an EJP.
If it's like that, I'll be in a drama!
Look at how busy we are.
Good morning.
I'm JP. I do a lot of impersonations.
Good morning.
What are you doing today?
Today, I went to Intele.
It's my first recording in Samago.
It's been a crazy day.
I've been trying not to think about it.
There's no end to thinking about it.
Now, it's JP's turn.
He's going to accompany him on that day.
My agency is Kenyon.
There's only actors in Kenyon.
There's no senior entertainers in Kenyon.
I'm the first one in Kenyon.
There's no one in 40 years of history.
It just came out of nowhere.
It's a good thing anyway.
Look at this!
Why did you go to Samago?
That's why I went to a drama.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
I fought.
I threw away all the weapons I could have.
I thought it was over, but I went to the next site.
There is a new discovery.
It's a new discovery for Matsumoto-san.
He liked Matsumoto-san even before he went out into the world.
He's a little like Matsumoto-san.
I don't know.
He's coming in.
No, you don't know.
Matsumoto, gold next. Grade gold gym.
Speak up!
Good morning.
Thank you.
Hello, I'm Baby. I'm growing up.
TikTok.
If there are many likes, I will attract viewers. Let's do our best.
No, seriously.
Friday Ravi has a face like a toy box that has been flipped over.
I'll do my best to imitate him.
Hello, I'm Koiken Teppei.
I'm doing my best now.
If you like it, please take a look at it.
Thank you very much.
It's almost time to cross the day.
I think I'm going home now.
To the next location.
That's amazing.
That's a great plan.
I'm grateful, but I don't feel like I'm selling right now.
Now, this festival is continuing in a row.
I'm sure it will go down.
I'm tired.
I'm not tired at all.
I'm tired, too.
I'm going now.
I'm going to work alone now.
Thank you for working with me for a long time today.
Thank you very much.
The recording continued until 2 a.m.
That's all for today. Thank you very much for watching.
It's like this.
I feel like I don't know where I am every day.
I talk to Matsumoto-san wherever I go.
I don't know the switch between JP and Matsumoto- san.
Even when I'm talking normally, I'm like, "Oh, you're right. You were talking about something."
I'm like, "Oh, which one was it?"
Earlier in the taxi, you were watching my video.
I started talking as it was, but I think I thought it was the voice of the video.
It was almost Matsumoto-san.
I heard that JP was talking.
I also thought that JP was talking.
How about you, Shibuya? Do you have anything in common?
I was on a quiz show with JP.
I was impersonating Matsumoto-san.
I got all the quizzes wrong.
Even when I was talking with the MC, as far as I could see, everything was wrong from the beginning.
It's the worst.
Don't say weird things.
Matsumoto-san was talking so smoothly.
It's weird.
This is a business violation.
Matsumoto-san is the most affected.
JP is busy, too.
Let me sum up what you think.
Look at their positions.
Regular has 17 positions.
Regular only has 17 positions?
That's right.
CM has 6 positions.
Really?
Two movies.
Isn't it amazing?
Our goal for this year is to reach 20 regular positions.
Really?
I want to die.
You've never heard of 20 regular positions, have you?
I've never heard of it.
Even Downtown hasn't heard of it.
There's no 20 regular positions.
Even Iroenpitsu has 20 positions.
It's almost the same.
That's right.
Our goal is to reach 20 positions.
Even Little Isu has 6 regular positions.
That's amazing.
CM has 7 positions.
Little Isu also appears in other people's programs.
But CM has only been aired in Nara.
Thank you for saying that.
What's CM?
Shimada Auto.
Many people invite us to other people's programs.
Even if we're busy, we still have a lot of work to do.
For example, if we do a program of Downtown, San Mashio, or Bakusho Mondai for one day,
we get nervous and our emotions get mixed up.
We go crazy.
The next day, we did a program with Higashino in Osaka.
I'm sorry to say this, but I told Higashino about it.
You're bad.
You're not good.
I told him "Nana".
Nana Higashino is a superstar.
I wanted to take a break.
I totally understand you.
When we first started in Tokyo, we worked with many people in Downtown and returned to Osaka.
But we stopped working with Tommy's.
You're the worst.
What are you talking about?
You're the worst.
Ken-san, Ken-san!
Don't blame Ken-san!
He's from NSC!
Ken-san is staying at NSC.
No, he's not.
It's the same for you, Shibuya.
6 normal?
Yes, I got 6.
I did a show with Hollywood The Cochio called Nagisato The Cochio.
Yes, and for that show's project, we asked an impersonator to teach us how to impersonate.
And we came up with a good impersonation.
Really? Can we see it?
Can we?
Like this.
Yes, J.P. is a senior impersonator, so please watch it.
If you don't mind, I'd like to go around the show.
Go around?
It's not something you can decide on your own.
We might be able to give you some advice.
Can we?
Of course.
Your expectations are going up. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Amami Yuuki and Inoue Yosui.
Is it funny? I'm Yuna Yuya Yosui.
This is...
My emotions have been shaken!
No, no, no. Neither is wrong!
Neither is wrong.
There are a lot of variety shows, aren't there?
That's right.
After school, when I'm asked to work...
Yes, after school.
If I'm asked to appear in a variety show, I'll do it when I can.
I see. It's a little hard for you to do a drama.
If it's a drama, I'll be on the run for a long time.
But I hope I can do better and better from now on.
What kind of information show are you doing?
It's like a commentator.
I've been getting a lot of opportunities to be called or reporters.
Are you a commentator at the age of 17?
That's right.
Thank you.
Did you also star in a movie?
Yes, I starred in a movie this year.
Was there a kissing scene in the movie?
Yes, it was the first time for me.
You haven't done it before!
I haven't done it even once.
I see.
I didn't think I'd do it at this timing.
I feel like I've grown up a little.
Did you do it in private?
How can I say it?
There was something like a cute kindergarten kiss.
That's not good!
It's a high-profile drama!
Didn't you kiss properly?
No, I didn't.
In private?
There wasn't anything like a kiss with my girlfriend.
Why?
I wanted to kiss properly and then do the kissing scene.
Then it's the first kiss.
But there's a video.
Please watch it.
Yes.
You have to show it!
You look like you've grown up!
From the other side! From the other side!
You got me!
From the other side!
Just looking at this scene doesn't make any sense!
She's kissing in such a high place!
It's true!
It's not over yet!
You won't be free!
Adrien!
If it's you, Adrien!
It's not Adrien!
If it's Adrien, she's good too!
She's good!
Not yet!
She's too good!
I thought you were getting carried away!
I know! I know!
I thought you were going to kiss her!
I'm sorry, but why is everyone standing up?
I can't believe it!
If you cut out this scene and show only this part, people will think you're weird.
There's a story that goes all the way up to here.
It was written in the script.
So I asked if it was necessary.
And it wasn't like she was going to kiss me first.
If it was like she was going to touch me first, I thought it was fine.
Like she was going to kick you first?
But the director said it wasn't like that.
Of course, the director will know about the script.
It can't be helped.
Let's move on.
Next up!
Yes, you guys!
Yes!
In the commercial, you even exchanged Lines with Takuto Kim!
Wow!
I'm hungry.
Isn't it too small?
I didn't have an L.
I have one!
Isn't it too small?
I don't have an L.
What are you going to do in the afternoon?
I have a McDonald's.
It's an afternoon McDonald's.
Do you have an L?
L.L. set too!
McDonald's commercial.
I haven't seen it.
We did it.
You exchanged Lines.
I can't believe you exchanged Lines with Mr. Kimtaku.
When I went to Disneyland, Mr. Kimtaku gave me sunglasses as a gift.
I was excited and sent Mr. Kimtaku about 20 photos wearing them.
Can I wear it?
Mr. Kimtaku replied me very quickly.
"Isn't it too many?" He replied me first.
The number of photos.
He replied me simply.
But he replied me very quickly.
When we were shooting at 6 a.m. in the morning,
Mr. Kimtaku was shooting a drama.
I think it was still about 10 a.m.
The dressing room of Mr. Kimtaku's dressing room was already done.
I was excited and took photos there, too.
We are shooting now.
We exchanged Lines at 6 a.m.
We exchanged Lines at 6:02 a.m.
"Isn't it too early?" He replied me.
He replied me very quickly and simply.
I don't think it's a fun story.
There is a possibility that you are very angry.
I was very happy.
Sunglasses.
Mr. Kimtaku gave me sunglasses.
Sunglasses of Kimura's model.
Whose turn is it now?
It's your turn.
It's not over yet.
It's definitely my turn.
It's not over yet.
I wonder if I can help you.
Do you have any other LINE exchanges?
Yes, I do.
On a Fuji TV program,
Ayumi Hamasaki put me in one of her four favorite entertainers.
After that, I went straight to the dressing room and exchanged LINE messages.
You exchange LINE messages a lot.
Then, on my birthday this year,
even though there was no exchange at all,
Ayu sent me this Louis Vuitton...
He gave me a bag worth 500,000 yen as a birthday present and sent it to my house.
You don't have to say 500,000 yen.
As soon as I stopped talking about it, I looked up the price.
I immediately texted Ayu and said, "Isn't it expensive?"
I said, "Isn't it expensive?"
How about your ex-colleagues?
We don't have such a relationship.
But when I first met Takuya Kimura, he said, "I always watch you."
There was a person who seemed to bump into me in the bathroom of the station, Gen Hoshino.
He said, "I always watch you."
There was a person who seemed to bump into me in the dressing room, Kouji Ayai.
He said, "I always watch you."
I'm getting into a lot of trouble because of that.
I don't know my size.
I'm getting into trouble with people I know all the time.
I think this is thanks to what's happening now.
You used to say you were friends with others.
I think I can meet people I admire if I do this job.
There's someone in downtown Osaka who calls me "god."
I call myself "god," too.
The other day, I saw a song that Matsumoto might be a real "god."
That's "god."
The moment Matsumoto's "god" came to me was...
I don't want to be "god"!
Matsumoto san, I saw a song called "maji no god kamoshi ren" (maybe Matsumoto san is a real god)
It's a show where you talk while drinking alcohol in other songs.
Yes, yes, it's boring.
Matsumoto san was drinking quite a lot at that time.
So I stopped him for a while and went to the bathroom.
I also went to the bathroom for a while, so I lined up with Matsumoto san and stood in front of him.
Did you go?
Yes. Well, I think there are some violent ones, but I seriously stood in front of him for about four and a half minutes.
I was so annoyed.
This is a god!
What is a god?
That's a god!
No, it's an elephant!
This is a god!
It's a god!
It's not a human body!
I don't want to be a god!
Why do you also stand in front of him for four and a half minutes?
I'm curious about Matsumoto san.
When does it end?
What about you, Shunya?
When I went to the bathroom...
When you went to the bathroom...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is not a bathroom variety show.
When I went to the bathroom at the station, Danmitsu san happened to come out of it.
I thought it was Danmitsu san, but there was only one bathroom available.
So I washed my hands after Danmitsu san.
You did it in the show, too.
Because of what happened earlier, I couldn't cover it up because of my muscles.
Because of my muscles, I couldn't cover it up because of my muscles.
It was a good show.
You're not in good shape!
I'm next to you.
Let's move on.
Suzuki is a representative of Z generation and is also a news commentator.
He mentioned it earlier.
He introduced himself as a representative of Z generation.
He introduced himself as a news commentator and a reporter.
He also appeared in "Banksha" and "Wake Up".
I didn't think it would be like this.
But when you talked about it, didn't you feel like you should do it?
At first, I wanted to teach students about the current situation of the country due to COVID-19.
I see.
You're ridiculous!
You should cover it up with "Banksha".
I'm not going to be in the next show, so please stop.
What about you guys?
I appeared in a movie and I was also a voice actor in a Disney movie.
Wow!
I did it.
It's like "Another Story" of "Toy Story".
I'm playing the next role of Buzz Lightyear.
I made my own role and got used to it.
Once I got used to it, I told the director that it wasn't good and I did it all over again.
You did it all over again?
Yes, I did it all over again.
To put it simply, it was a huge failure.
Just once.
Did you get impersonated by Buzz Lightyear?
Yes, I did.
You know, your voice sounds like Joey Tokoro's.
"To infinity and beyond", "Let's go!"
What should we do?
J.P., don't pretend like you're weird.
I heard you have something you want to do.
I always dream of impersonating Matsumoto-san.
I hope I can do a "Down To The Lux" opening with Hamada-san someday!
I want to see it!
You can do it anytime, can't you?
No, I can't do it!
You can do it now, can't you?
I can do it anytime, can't you?
What?
Really?
You've been doing it for me forever!
You're crazy!
Matsumoto-san has a brain of his own, doesn't he?
J.P.'s dream, Hamada Masatoshi and his deluxe opening talk will come true!
Thank you for letting me study.
Hello, everyone!
Let's go!
Thank you for having me.
It took me two seconds to open the door.
Hamada-san was really angry.
I'm not angry!
Even if you say it was two seconds late, you'd get angry, wouldn't you?
No, I haven't gotten angry recently.
You do get angry!
You have a sense of tempo.
Today's guests can be anyone.
What's going on today?
Today we have a special gathering of the best entertainers!
Who are they?
Jintan.
Konosoku!
I don't eat it from far away.
Eat it from behind.
No, no, no.
Surprisingly, I don't eat it from far away.
No, I don't eat it from far away.
I have this in my nose.
I have that.
I also have this.
This?
I hold it like this.
It looks like you, but you don't drop it at all.
That's right.
Isn't Matsumoto-san the brain?
That's right.
I make it fine.
It's pretty fine.
It used to be a little long.
That's right.
I use it a lot.
Do you still use it now?
No, no, no.
I'm particular about it.
And I don't stop it here either.
You don't stop it.
I don't stop it here either.
You never stop it, do you?
That's right.
Why is that? Why don't you stop it?
I have something here.
That said, you use it a lot.
What is that?
It's messed up.
Jalla, jalla, jalla, jalla.
I'm curious about it.
Matsumoto-san, I got it.
Can I call the guests now?
Shall we go?
I got it.
Tonight's guests, please come in!
Hello!
Please have a seat.
You know what I mean, don't you?
I wasn't paying attention.
You're spending too much money.
I'm tired of you.
What are you doing?
Please have a seat.
My neighbor is Kamaitachi!
My neighbor is Mitorizu!
My neighbor is Tomoya!
My neighbor is Suzuki!
My neighbor is Matsumoto!
How are you doing?
I'm confused for the first time since my debut.
For the first time!
What's wrong with you?
He's confused!
What are you into?
I'm confused!
I'm confused, too.
I'm confused.
Sometimes you're amazing!
You're amazing!
I don't know!
On the contrary, I've been curious about JP.
I'm curious about him, too.
Is he JP?
I'm not curious.
Since JP is doing it, I should do it, too!
What are you doing?
You should do it!
I don't know!
That's right!
I was watching you in your sleeves and you look like him a lot but you don't have arms so you don't drop it.
You always have a thin end of your mouth.
It's sloppy.
It's a fixed way of saying it.
What will you do, Kouhan?
Will you go like this?
Seriously?
You should have stopped.
You're dressed like a god today.
It's been a long time but this chair is very hot.
You've been wearing it for a long time.
Change it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Kouhan will go now.
Thank you for having me.
You look like JP now.
You look like JP.
You look beautiful.
Seriously.
Kouhan will tell you about how he became famous.
Here it is!
You can't do what you want in the city.
What is it, Moriyama?
I've always loved pachislo since I was young.
Going to a pachinko shop.
Sometimes I go to a theater.
I say that I like pachislo in many places.
Pachinko shops' customers know me well.
Even if I sell pachinko, they say they watch me.
They give me canned coffee for free.
Sometimes people take pictures of me.
If I sell pachinko for two hours, people talk to me.
In the end, I have 11 cans of canned coffee.
I don't get any medals.
I only get canned coffee.
You can't concentrate.
It's hard for me to live.
I see.
Kouhan, do you know what this is?
I think it's common.
Hamaie, do you know what it is?
I think people know me.
When I go to a supermarket and buy sausages,
people look at me and buy sausages.
It's a small world.
People look at me and buy sausages.
But it's not zero.
Do you have parents?
My son goes to kindergarten.
When I go to a playground, my dad tells me to clasp my hands behind me.
I didn't want to be an entertainer.
But if I didn't do what my dad told me to do, people would think that I was a pervert.
But I didn't want to be an entertainer.
What do you think of other men?
Shibuya, what do you think?
I think window shopping is difficult.
When I was looking for clothes in a clothing store, a clerk said to me in a low voice, "I love you always."
Even if I don't intend to buy it, I have no choice but to buy it.
That's why I bought a yellow hat that I don't need.
A yellow hat that you don't need.
Next is this.
There are fakes on social media.
Now, Fuku.
Yes, I don't have an official mark anymore.
I've applied many times on Twitter, but it doesn't work.
But there are only fakes.
If you say that, will it increase?
It can't be helped, but there were more than 50 in front of me.
Normally, I would like to apply for Suzuki Fuku Official, but Suzuki Fuku Official is already there.
Really?
That's why I can't make an account, so I put my agency's name on the back.
If you say it's official, it's official, and there are followers, so you may think it's official.
Sometimes I get a DM asking me if it's real.
That's a little...
I see.
Is there anyone else who is in trouble on social media?
Is it the same in Hawaii?
Well, I'm in trouble...
Can I say something hot?
Sure.
Yesterday, Matsumoto-san went to drink with me in Hawaii.
Two or three days ago, right?
He said, "I don't think it was very fun."
I thought he treated me with love,
but most people don't think so,
so when I saw his reply, "Of course, you went to drink with me in Hawaii," I was like, "What?!"
Give me a break!
Three people went to drink with me in Hawaii, and I was like, "Do you think I'd do that?"
Don't go drinking with Matsumoto!
It was written a lot.
But I might have written it, too.
What?!
Why?!
It was so much fun!
He wrote it.
It's better than nothing.
When I gave it back, he replied, "You're not good at giving back."
Don't get mad!
It's all over the Internet.
I don't know where it came from.
How about you, Moriyawa?
It happens a lot.
Because I'm on TV now, my seniors often DM me and ask me out.
When I get DMs like that,
Kishiwada, a middle school student, only writes "You're not good at giving back."
Poor guy.
It comes to me every day!
Kishiwada, a middle school student, once said to me,
What did you see but not think of?
What kind of talk show are you on?
"What did you see, but not think of?" "I thought you were one of my fans!"
Check out all of them! Anyway, they come every day.
As time went by, they'd start finding accounts for me instead of sending me emails!
And I'd be overly worried about them.
What about you, Yamauchi?
I get a phenomenon that I'm about to return an annoying email.
There is a pattern in annoying emails that emails come from famous people.
I'm expecting a famous person.
A little while ago, I received an email from Hira's show.
Hira's show, it's been a while.
I'd like you to consult with me.
Can I answer this email?
No, it can't be me now.
I thought it would be an annoying email.
I thought Hira's show was asking me about me.
After Hira's show, Hanyu Yuzuru consulted me.
It can't be me now.
What kind of advice is that?
I don't know much about it, but it's a chimpanzee.
It's a genius chimpanzee.
His brain has evolved by humans and he's in a certain facility.
I can send emails on my computer and I'm asking you for help.
It can't be me now.
The next email is...
It's hard to say it's my real name.
Hamaie.
My last name is different.
Yes, Hama is your last name.
Yes, it's a difficult last name.
My last name is Hamaie.
When I make a reservation, I say "Hamaie" and people recognize me.
If I say "Hamaie-san" in a hospital, people recognize me.
Recently, I have a daughter and a son.
I don't think many people know me as an entertainer.
If I say "Hamaie", people think I'm an old entertainer.
I'm worried about it.
I want to find a solution.
I understand you.
Does anyone know this?
Does Fukuna know this?
Everyone knows this.
If I say "Suzuki Fuku", only I know this.
If I say "Suzuki-san", it's okay.
But if I say "Suzuki Fuku-san", people recognize me.
Even your name?
When I buy mail or something online,
if I say "Suzuki Fuku", my mom uses my dad's name.
I see.
What about you, Shibuya?
I also use my mom's name.
If I say "Shibutani", people say I'm "Shibutani Nagisa".
It's a little bit of a subtle lie, isn't it?
Yes, it's a little bit of a lie and it's not me.
I see.
I don't know what it is, but once upon a time, I was asked "What's your name?"
I don't know what it is, but I said "Hamada".
"Hamada"!?
I mean, I said it in a hurry.
You said it in a hurry!?
I said it in a hurry and said "Hamada", but I thought I shouldn't say it, so I said "Hamada"...
"Hamata"!?
Can you write a book of lies?
If you say it in a hurry, people will say "Hamada" in the end.
I don't know what it is.
It's embarrassing in two stages.
Finally, we'd like to hear what you want to say as celebrities.
First of all, this person!
Suzuki Fuku, who are you?
Shibuya Nagisa, how do you train your butt?
That's right!
Fuku is heavy.
As an actor, I appear in variety shows.
As an idol, you appear in a variety show.
There is a segment called "Grenade Avatar Cutting".
There is a segment where you cut your face without showing your face.
At that time, I was called and asked to do it.
I was chosen as the least interesting person and my face was shown first.
It's not that I can do "Grenade Avatar Cutting", but it's better than not being able to do it.
How do you train your butt?
How about you, Shibuya?
I love comedians, so I listen to a lot of radio.
For example, do you take notes?
Yes!
If I have a word that gets stuck in me, I take notes in a folder called "Grenade Avatar Cutting" in my cell phone.
What kind of folder is that?
I really love "Grenade Avatar Cutting".
Why are you talking about "Grenade Avatar Cutting"?!
Two girls came up to me and said...
After this, my mother and I will die!
She pushed me in the stomach and told me to go ahead.
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What do you think of Hawaii, Shibuya?
Well, it's really big and strong.
Why are you talking about big and strong?
It's not that big!
When Matsumoto-san comes here, people say "It's not that big, either!"
So we went to drink.
I thought it was bad.
But when I thought about it, I was only drinking sparkling water.
I thought I couldn't do it regardless of alcohol.
I used a lot of sparkling water.
Is there any strong sparkling water that you can't do it regardless of alcohol?
Nagisa is funny and has a good sense of humor.
So I often get hit by the stage.
When I get hit by the stage, I say that popularity and ability don't match well.
What do you think of Hawaii, Shibuya?
Well, popularity and ability don't match well in Hawaii.
Say it again!
The other day, when I went to a restaurant in the afternoon of "Legend of One Day",
a guest came.
When he came out of the restaurant, he was very excited.
And he looked like a normal person.
And he accepted it.
And he started to joke around.
Everyone tries hard to make entertainers joke around.
But he kept hiding and didn't joke around at all.
So I told him to come out of the restaurant and do it.
And he did it very badly.
So I think popularity and ability don't match well in Hawaii.
Say it again!
You were with him, weren't you?
We were together with Mr. Omata and Mr. Mitorizu.
And he was very funny and had a lot of tools.
So we all came out of the restaurant and did it.
You have time to think about it!
Yes.
But he pretended to go to a restaurant in Hawaii.
No, no, no.
That's not fair!
We were at a restaurant.
And he pushed me on my back with a small piece of tofu and left.
How did you do it in Osaka period?
I miraculously stayed here.
You are very popular!
However, we have a complaint from NMB members in Shibuya.
A complaint?
Yes.
Good evening, Mr. Downturn.
I'm NMB 48's captain, Kojima Karin.
Captain!
Recently, Ms. Nagisa has appeared in various varieties and has been active.
I'm very happy that you are spreading NMB 48's name.
However, because of you, NMB 48's image as a whole has become a laughingstock.
A laughingstock!
Of course, you are the one who is laughingstock.
And because of you, NMB 48's image as a whole has become a laughingstock.
We, who have entered NMB 48 with the aim of becoming idols, cannot laughstock.
This is unfair.
But you will say it, right?
Yes.
Everytime I appear on a program alone, I always think that I will work hard and give members a chance.
And I would like to create a place for members to shine.
That's why I work hard.
However, it has become like this.
It's unfair.
It's a big problem.
It's very unfair.
It's a comedian's way of thinking.
That's right.
How about you, Moriyama?
As a comedian's junior colleague, I have seen it.
You have seen it a little, right?
Yes, I have seen it.
We often meet.
By chance, we meet at Shinagawa station.
We meet at that station.
Once, we met at Shinagawa station.
The other day, we had a talk about rain.
We talked about how it would be nice if we could go back and do it like this.
Ah, it was indeed interesting.
As a comedian, I have already talked about it.
When we were talking like this, and when you said "again" and passed by me, I thought you were looking at this area of me.
So, when you passed me and said "again" and passed me, you told me "Don't make such a big deal out of it."
Your way of playing with me is too senior for me. I was shocked.
What do you think about Rinnie?
No, I don't think anything about Rinnie.
You're wrong! You're wrong!
You don't know! You don't know!
You don't know!
I don't think anything about her.
Let's move on to the next person!
Now, Genpi, who will you give...
...the human tongue case to?
What's with you?
Didn't you have it earlier?
Ah, I did have it, but...
This is...
That's weird.
It's a big one.
This is...
Special...
I always leave it at home.
Yes, you always leave it at home.
You can't just leave it somewhere.
That's right.
Matsumo-san, you have it.
I do have it, so...
I'll go with this one.
The human tongue case.
Ah, I see.
It's cold.
It's like...
It's like a spring.
It's easy to put it in.
It's so cool!
It's over there.
Is it the one you put out of the human tongue?
Be careful not to pick it up.
Yes, you put it out of the human tongue.
There's one here.
I don't know!
I don't know about this.
No one can sympathize with you.
Please confiscate that song!
I want this one.
I want this one, but...
Actually, there's also a gold one.
Yes, gold and gold.
Gold and gold.
Matsumo-san, I thought it was cool when you used silver.
Yes, yes, yes.
You normally eat gold, don't you?
But you used silver.
I thought it was cool.
Yes, yes.
Someday...
I used to eat it like a lake.
Then, normally...
Now we eat it like that.
You can't eat normal human tongue.
You can't eat gold and silver normally and eat them with silver.
You have to eat normally.
So, what should we do?
Wow!
There's probably more.
This is...
I thought it was rude to just receive it.
So, I brought a gold human tongue today.
Can I exchange it?
Yes, you can.
I put my autograph in it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know how to put it in, don't you?
No, I don't know how to put it in.
Put it in!
Take it! Take it!
That's right.
I don't know how to put it in.
No one knows how to put it in.
Just take it.
Thank you very much.
We did it!
Amazing!
Sis!
Amazing!
We did it!
Now, Lily!
To whom?
To Hamaie!
Hamaie-san's behind-the-scenes stories keep coming up.
I'm taking care of it the most.
Hamaie-san's behind-the-scenes stories keep coming up.
Don't you have any?
I think it came up about 50 times last year.
And it really disappears.
Of course.
So, when I was invited to eat, I was looking for something I could do.
So, I'm running out of food.
That's right.
But I was thinking about it today and only one thing hasn't been on TV yet.
Only one.
I don't know what to say and what not to say.
I haven't said it anywhere.
You haven't said it anywhere?
I haven't said it anywhere.
More than 10 years ago, we went to a club.
Charaiho's.
Why don't you say it a little earlier?
No, no.
It was 15 years ago.
You're noisy!
Then, two girls came up to me.
I think it was in my early 20s.
Did it really happen?
It was pretty...
Hamaie, you're noisy!
You're noisy!
Lily is talking now.
Then, she...
Say it a little earlier.
You're noisy!
She was a big fan of Hamaie.
She said, "I love you."
We went to her live show and her solo show.
She was a big fan of Hamaie and said she had a strong fan base.
Then, Hamaie came up to me and said, "Lily, what should we do?"
The four of us went out for a meal and talked about what we should do.
I said I'd leave it to Hamaie.
That's right.
Then, Hamaie came up to me and said,
Let's go out for a meal since there are four of us.
Then, the two girls said, "No, thank you."
It's the first time I've heard a strong fan say no.
Is it true?
I don't remember it, but I think it's true.
I want to say it every time.
I also have a bomb like you.
I see.
You mean "you guys"?
I don't want you to get hit.
That's right.
Hamaie told Lily about his counterattack.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Have you ever been to a sexy store with Lily before?
I've been there before.
When Lily and I were young, we went to a sexy store.
It was a place with very thin walls.
I don't know what's going on there.
I went into the room and talked for about 15 minutes.
Then, I heard Lily's voice next to me saying, "You'd better go out."
It's a bad story.
It's too raw.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a dirty story.
It's a dirty story, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't end it like this!
Next week's "deluxe" is a summer detox festival!
Let's get rid of your daily complaints and frustration!
I don't like it.
I'm angry because it's delicious.
There's a guy who says "beer" to me when I go to the bathroom.
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you doing there?
I'm serious!
Look forward to next week!
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