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What's up?
Hey, get out of my room!
No, no, no.
Hamao-san, you're in a good mood today.
No, I'm not in a good mood.
You're well balanced.
You're always like, "Ahhh! Get out of my room!"
Well, it seems like you're in a good mood today.
No, I'm not!
No, I'm not in a good mood!
When you're in a good mood, I'm in a bad mood.
I have a lot of things to do, so I have to work hard.
Recently, your position has been reversed, right?
Yes, it has.
Why do you have so many things to do on your show?
I don't have many things to do.
You have a lot of things to do!
If I were you, I would probably be able to do this on my own!
You're hiring an editor for you!
Seriously!
I'm counting on you!
Look at this!
Tonight's show is "Office Entertainers Special"!
"Office Entertainers Special" thoroughly investigates behind-the-scenes stories of unexpectedly well-known entertainment agencies!
Popular entertainers' salaries, dissatisfaction with their work, and everything else!
It's like all of the company's logos are like that!
That's right!
It's cool!
It's kind of lame, right?
It's cool!
It's like Shochiku is a yakuza!
No, it's scary!
It's scary!
It's like a yakuza!
It's like Daimon!
It's not like that!
It's a very clean company!
It's not like that at all!
That's why you can say it like that!
Thank you very much!
First, let's look at the information of each agency!
First, Shochiku Entertainment!
Established in 1958!
This company is Osaka!
The total number of employees is 600 people!
First of all!
These people are you!
This is our first emperor!
First emperor!
This is our first emperor!
The person in the red T-shirt is a little weak!
No, no, no!
Not weak!
Hey!
You're really weak!
But if you really want to be a legend in Shochiku Entertainment,
first of all, these people!
That's right!
Of course, of course!
Next up is Atababe Entertainment!
Here it is!
Established in 2000!
The total number of employees is more than 300 people!
The total number of employees is 120 people!
Here is the main talent!
Wow!
She's brilliant!
The first generation is "The Touchy"
Since "The Touchy",
no one has sold well!
There's a good one!
That's right! There's a good one!
Isn't it good?
I thought there's a good one!
There's a good one!
Next up is Maseki Entertainment!
Established in 1950!
They are not old!
Their agency is 29 others!
They are not old!
They are famous for their dancing!
Can you join us?
I'd like you to leave, Mr. Kano!
I would like you to leave, Mr. Kano!
Other than us,
other than us,
And professional wrestlers like Tenzan.
Is Tenzan still there?
No, he's not.
Why did he quit?
He must have his own reason.
The last one is Yoshimoto Industries.
It was founded in 1912.
It has about 6,000 employees.
That's a lot of employees.
6,000 employees.
This is the main talent.
Yoshimoto Industries has about 6,000 employees.
It's not just about wrestling.
It's about football, too.
It's not just about young people.
Yoshimoto Industries has a lot of employees.
What kind of face is that?
I've never seen that face before.
Where is Yoshimoto Industries now?
Where is it?
Count from the top.
Count from the top and tell me where it is.
Where is it?
It's in 60th place.
That's not true.
Isn't it higher?
What? Higher?
Isn't it in 20th place?
It's not in 20th place.
Really?
It's not in 20th place.
To be honest, I think it's in 46th place.
It's not 5th, it's 46th.
It's exactly 46th.
Why do you always have no data?
Always.
It never goes down.
It will be like that next month.
It changes every month.
It will probably be like that next month.
Next month.
In a sense, it's amazing.
Let's start with these people.
First of all, here it is.
Our agency's financial situation.
First of all, Mr. Maseki, how is it?
Our agency doesn't make a fuss about it.
We never complain about it.
We don't complain about it at all.
We pay our debts properly.
Everyone does that!
We do!
You say that you don't have any debts at all, don't you, Mr. Yoshimoto?
Yes, we do.
There are times when we don't have debts.
That's not true!
Sometimes we do.
But we don't pay attention to it.
We do it often.
Like the special edition of Yomiuri TV six months before we forgot about it.
What are you talking about?
The viewers of Downtown TV watch it?
Do you watch it?
Yes, we do.
Do you say "it's in" or "it's not in"?
No, we say it quite often.
Sometimes, it's six months before, but now it's in.
It's true.
But every month it's like a dictionary.
A dictionary?
No, it's not like that.
On the contrary, it's not like that.
It's like a dictionary.
The total is 300,000.
That's right.
Downtown TV has only one.
Only one?
It's not like that. It's like a dictionary.
It's not like that anymore.
A dictionary?
But it's not like that anymore.
It's not like that anymore.
How about you, Kisume?
We work before the month, but now it's in.
Why do you suddenly stand up?
Are you okay?
You're being weird.
I've never seen you like that.
You're being weird.
I've never seen you like that.
It's definitely in.
What should I do?
He's getting weird.
I wanted to tell you that.
This show is sponsored by these people.
That's right.
That's the kind of person you'll end up becoming.
We don't know how much it is.
We know it better than anyone else.
That's right.
Today we know how much it is.
Isn't it 7,500 yen?
7,500 yen?
Don't go down with 7,500 yen!
Why do you go down with money?
What kind of young people are you?
How about you, Shochiku Game?
A long time ago, I might have been familiar with it without even giving me a penny.
But now it's a little better.
A lot of things have happened and my salary has improved a lot.
But this is the old Shochiku.
Yes, it is.
This is also the old Shochiku.
This is Osaka Shochiku.
What did you not like about it?
There's nothing I didn't like about it.
There's nothing I didn't like about it, but there's nothing I didn't like about it either.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of things.
What did you do in Shochiku?
In Shochiku?
I was in an agency like hell in this world.
But that was at the time.
At the time.
But now there are more people like you who have escaped.
Thanks to you, the company has changed a little.
How about you, Aizuki Stand?
The biggest difference from other agencies is that you can get money even if you perform.
You can't get money even if you perform.
That's right.
You can't get money even if you're on a stand-up show.
Really?
So you need to make goods and stuff.
Only on stage.
So you can get money if you perform on stage.
You can definitely get money if you perform on stage.
The younger generation who don't appear on TV at all now also get a lot of money from streaming.
It's crazy.
They have their own shop.
So when we went there for lunch for about 1,000 yen, we were like, "Thank you!"
But now we can eat that much.
We have a lot of money.
I don't want to talk with you anymore.
I've decided not to do this.
You said something a little while ago.
When I was having a hard time talking about other agencies, I kept saying, "It's tough."
It doesn't matter.
I don't need it.
So I think young people today are really old- fashioned.
When we were young, we had no choice but to work part- time or live in our girlfriend's house where we couldn't pay the rent.
Mr. Downtown also worked part-time.
He worked part-time.
At night?
That's right.
Did you work part-time at night?
Yes.
Water business?
Snack business.
What?
Mr. YOSHIMOTO's acquaintance's mother's business.
Can you two carry things for others?
Give it back!
Can you do it?
I mean, young people...
We made food.
Can I say something about money?
I don't know about your agencies,
but you can't get a taxi if you don't reach a certain level of rank.
So we moved by train and of course we didn't get a taxi.
What's difficult about this is that when we were on TV and the staff asked us if we should get a taxi,
we said we'd like to get a taxi if we could get it.
But we don't want to get a taxi if we can't afford it.
We do.
But we do gamble to get a taxi.
So we asked for a taxi and they gave us a taxi ticket, but we didn't get it.
But we don't give up.
When we get in the car, we sometimes hand it over to the driver first and put it up.
We check it once and say we didn't hand it over.
And we close the door.
But at the very end,
the staff might have forgotten about me, so we open the door right away and say "thank you for your hard work" and wait for him.
But he doesn't come! He doesn't come! He doesn't come! And when the staff is gone, he starts to say "it's my own money!"
Did you do it after confirming that much?
What about the transportation costs? How about you, Maseki?
Usually, for auditions and things like that, Maseki doesn't actively say "I want you to go, I don't have money, I can't go"
On the contrary, young, unsold people pay for the transportation costs.
It's not like a taxi fare or anything like that, but you register your own train fare and then...
He's so kind!
This rumor has spread among young comedians, and Maseki seems to be going out on the train.
I was wondering what I should do about the agency, and a young man said "Maseki is good!"
I cried once, but when I went there, the penalty for being late was really bad.
I've heard of it.
So it's like a penalty of one month for one minute.
So it's one month for one minute.
One month.
The agency has a concert about six or seven days a month, and for the first month of attendance, the penalty is consumed.
But for people who are late, between those six or seven days...
They're still late.
But they keep coming back.
The highest number of people who are late for a stand- up competition is Okumura.
It's until November of 2041.
Everyone is late.
Maybe it won't sell.
Maybe I'll quit being an entertainer.
Even if I quit being an entertainer, I have to go.
It's until November of 2041.
Okumura Udon is sold out.
It's sold out. It's really bad.
Have you ever heard of someone getting scolded for eating too much?
Eating too much...
What is that?
Getting scolded for eating too much.
Have you ever heard of someone getting scolded for eating too much and getting a penalty?
If you eat while walking...
It's not good for manners.
It's scary.
In order to win against Yoshimoto-san, we have to be polite.
Yoshimoto-san gets scolded a lot for eating while walking.
I told the team manager, "Aren't you eating while walking?"
Eating while walking? What is that?
That's rude!
Is it this?
It's a one-month penalty for being late.
What can you do?
Okay, I'll tell you.
Then you'll get two months.
That's harsh!
You're being too expressive.
That's scary!
That's too harsh!
And it gets worse.
I see.
What does "expressive" mean?
You're being too expressive.
It wasn't very good.
But that's fine.
You don't have to crush it.
You don't have to be too expressive.
It was just a little bit loud, but it might have been funny.
That's right.
But you said it in a low voice because you thought it was bad.
Don't make it worse.
I'm sorry.
You're being too expressive.
I'm sorry.
Next up is...
Our agency's human relations!
Human relations!
Eva-san, how about Watanabe?
Some people are active on TV,
but most of them fight alone.
There are a lot of people like Watanabe on set like this,
so I admire Yoshimoto's group comedy.
I see.
I don't know if you felt threatened or not,
but once a female comedian was gathered,
and Birdy-san, Imoto-san and Imoto Ayako-san called me and said,
Let's do group comedy.
What?
They said that.
Oh, group comedy.
They declared it.
Actually, it was like a forced female comedian drinking party,
but it didn't get too exciting...
A fight! A fight!
That's not good!
Wait a minute!
That's not good!
Wait a minute!
It didn't get too exciting,
but Yashiro-yuu and Murakami got into a fight and it ended.
That's bad!
Why did you do that?
Why did you get into a fight?
Suddenly, Yashiro-yuu said to me,
You can't talk all the time,
You have a bad attitude,
You had a fun seat,
I thought, "What's wrong with him?"
and said, "Shut up, you idiot!"
That's not good!
He's strong-willed!
He had a lot of fun!
He's strong-willed!
He had a lot of fun!
How about his career?
Yashiro-yuu...
He's an elder.
Yashiro-yuu is a senior, right?
Yashiro-yuu has always said "Yashiro-yuu-san."
She has said it!
She has said it once!
Yashiro-yuu has said it!
She has said "Yashiro-yuu-san."
She has said it once!
For the first time!
She said it for fun.
Yes, in the back.
In the back?
Yes, in the back.
Barby, who was watching it, came running.
He was like, "Do it more! Do it more!"
And Aoki-san, Aoki Sayuki-san was standing there.
Sister, how about this situation?
She said in the end.
Oh, I'm not interested in quarrels between strangers.
She pulled out her tail and started drinking.
It's scary! It's scary!
No one will go in there.
I don't want to go in there.
It's scary!
It's not friendly.
It's difficult!
What about Hikaruhi?
It seems that Kintaro and Konno Bulma are so unfriendly that you can't believe it.
Rumors.
Rumors make you believe it.
I don't mind it.
Why is it like this?
Don't you think so?
Why is it like this?
When I heard "Why is it like this?" in the wind,
it wasn't like "Which one is bad?"
It was like "Both of you are equally bad."
It's a wind of rumors.
It's impossible.
How about you, Yoshimoto?
I also had a fight with a female comedian of the same age.
At a drinking party with a man and a woman,
one of the female comedians showed her boobs.
The male comedian around her laughed and got excited.
Only the table there got excited.
I didn't know what to do with it.
After the drinking party, I told the female comedian of the same age that
If you don't like it, just say so.
"You should say so." I said it because I have a bit of a musical instrumentist quality.
"Yes, yes," he said.
"What's that?" I asked.
"You're jealous, aren't you?" he said.
"Yama-chan, you really wanted to show your boobs in front of a man entertainer, didn't you?" he said.
"What?!" I said.
It was too shocking.
Let's move on. Next is...
I don't think our agency can accept this.
I don't think we can accept it.
First of all, I'd like to ask you about Hikorohi's honesty.
There are a lot of questions, so I put them in order.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Here you go.
There are a lot of questions.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
You're amazing.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
You don't accept all of them?
I don't accept all of them.
There are more, but these are the ones that stood out.
What is a "barter"?
I think everyone has a job like a barter in their agency.
There is really no honesty.
About ten years ago, my seniors told me, "Anyway, go out with your seniors."
Get along with your seniors.
If you like them, invite them to your show.
Go out with your seniors in your agency and get along with them.
That's how I grew up.
But about five years ago, everyone noticed.
There is not a single senior in our agency who has a show that can invite juniors.
Really.
There is no such thing.
Really.
Please think about it.
If you think about it carefully,
there is only Okada's Nobel Prize.
Nobel Prize.
Nobel Prize is working hard.
Nobel Prize is working really hard.
We are working hard, but we can only invite people over 40 years old.
That's right.
We can't invite young people.
There is an age restriction.
That's a little painful.
And "barter" is good.
When we had "barter" in Osaka,
we were gathered in the basement of a shopping mall.
There were four long desks like this.
We spent 3,000 yen on this.
"Hikorohi" and "Futtogo" were blown up.
It was a shocking and crazy year for Yoshimoto, who grew up in a small area.
And I think it's good that there is a New Year's party.
When we had our New Year's party in Osaka, we gathered under a parking lot and put a banana, jelly, and tissue on about four long desks.
These three became one set, and this became one set, one set, one set, times four desks.
With this, we saved 3,000 yen.
It's too crazy!
What is that? It's "mostajuri"!
Of course, there is alcohol.
No, there isn't.
This is amazing.
I thought it was only Yoshimoto.
Isn't Yoshimoto that bad?
When we were shooting with eight young people, the catering on the table was called "four happy turns".
Well, it's happy.
It's not happy.
Four people can't be happy.
Eight people?
Bananas can't be happy.
Four heads can't be happy.
What is "kinoshita"?
"Kinoshita" is one incident with a plastic bottle.
After the incident, all the drinks in the office live show dressing room became paper packs.
Kindly.
No, it's not like that.
It's not a matter of material.
What is this "official YouTube"?
This is also a big complaint.
I think you all have your own official YouTube channel.
I think Masaki-san's channel is wonderful.
It's an official channel for young people.
It's very healthy for young people to be able to eat the content of the video.
It's good.
But the official YouTube channel of small and medium- sized entertainers...
People you don't know make dumplings you don't know...
Dumplings you don't know?
Have you ever seen it?
I've never seen it.
Dumplings you don't know.
Dumplings you don't know make dumplings you don't know.
What is "dumplings you don't know"?
It's not bad.
It's really dumplings you don't know.
Is it a replacement dumpling?
There is a part.
It's really dumplings you don't know.
Official YouTube channel...
Dumplings you don't know?
Is it okay?
Miku-chan, do you know?
As Hikorohi-san said earlier, "dumplings you don't know" is...
Momose Satsuki-san, a left-handed entertainer.
Is there a "kiss you"?
No.
Then is it okay?
I have it, but today is fine.
It's okay, right?
Yes, it's okay.
It's okay, right?
It's been a while since I put shrimp in it and made a lid.
I'm an entertainer.
It's terrible.
It's delicious.
It's really good.
It's delicious.
It's really good.
It's really good, isn't it?
Everyone, please try to imitate it.
Thank you very much.
Dumplings you don't know...
It's true that she said "dumplings you don't know".
You saw it, didn't you?
Everyone, you saw it with your own eyes.
It's really funny as it is.
Really.
I say it as much as I die.
When Hikorohi came out of the official YouTube management,
I said, "It's not funny at all, so I don't want to come out while it's not funny."
She made a slightly wounded face.
I don't think she has that qualification.
What can you do with a wounded face?
I can't agree with various things.
How about Horiprocom?
We are Horiprocom, so we are a small company of Horipro.
Horipro is different.
Mr. Somers and Mr. Ijin are still separate.
But the agency is one of the main bodies.
It's a small place with five or six floors.
It's narrow in one area.
When we went to the final round of "Utane Tao",
it was announced remotely because of COVID-19.
The manager of the agency was excited and said,
You guys will definitely not enter because you've been restrained for a long time.
We've been through so many passes and can finally enter.
I thought we could do it here.
But when the employee of the head office came in and said "congratulations",
I was finally recognized.
When I said "congratulations",
Ms. Akko was next to me taking a break.
To be exact, she called us like "don't make any noise", instead of " Het! don't make noise"!
She said "hey, keep quiet, or you'll be in hell!! "
What?
We were on a break and we were called like "don't make noise", but we lowered the volume and kept saying " et, et, et"
That was the song everyone wants to sing.
I managed to get through the press conference somehow.
How about you, Watanabe?
Because of love, I can't say bad things about the agency.
There is a lot of censorship in surveys and programs like this.
You don't say it much, do you?
Basically, I don't say it.
But I want to write about it.
When I was asked about it, I got a call from Malaysia.
Is there love in it?
Love?
Who said that?
An actress came out of nowhere.
Only Daichi-san was there.
Is there love in it?
Love?
Yes, there is.
Basically, I don't say it.
It's a good agency.
That's what I say.
You don't say it much, do you?
I don't say it.
You don't say it.
Is there love in it?
Yes, there is.
No, there isn't.
Yes, there is.
No, there isn't.
Yes, there is.
I thought you would say it.
No, I don't say it.
Is there something you don't say?
There are many theaters.
That's a good thing.
But the number of writers hasn't caught up.
So, talk themes and crazy live performances are coming out.
If I sing in the bath, it's this song.
Shibuya sweets I want to eat in summer.
This is only for male entertainers.
My daily routine is the best.
Are there entertainers?
Yes, there are.
No, there aren't.
Yes, there are.
I brush my teeth, go to the theater and sleep.
According to what I heard, writers don't have much money.
Employees come up with themes based on their mood.
It's rare.
There are more current ideas.
It's a little earlier program.
They started from there.
"Sanshiro" is...
The name of the agency's live performance is...
It's hard to remember.
It's strange.
Our live performance is "extra silver".
"Nemophila blue", "anthrium red", "riding orange", "flying pink"
It's hard to remember.
"Orebe gold" is at the bottom.
I think "orebe gold" is at the top.
"Nemophila blue" was "lilac blue".
It's a little earlier.
"Lilac blue" was divided into "nemophila blue" and "anthrium red".
"Red" has appeared about three times in the past.
Yes, it's a different "red".
"Anthrium red" is "burgundy red".
"Gladious red" is before "anthrium red".
"Burgundy red" is...
What are you doing?
"Chan kawaii" of "double engine" said...
I'm going to beat you up.
"Chan kawaii" is hot now.
We're going to the second half of the race.
What will you do?
I saw you in the first half of the race.
You look like "shiri-tsubomi".
No, I don't.
You look like "shiri-tsubomi".
Are you all right?
If you say more than this, I'll beat you up.
We're going to beat you up.
I admit that I look like "shiri-tsubomi".
If genius "matchan" said it, would it be like that?
I don't know.
Let's go.
Next is...
"Our agency's beloved senior entertainers".
That's good.
How about you, "maseki"?
"Maseki" is like "digger-san".
I used to drink with "digger-san" in a bar.
"digger-san" has a natural part and has a loud voice.
"digger-san" has a voice like a city legend.
"digger-san", don't say it. I'll only say it to you.
That voice echoes all over the bar.
Other customers say, "isn't it loud?"
But it's all covered up.
"digger-san", you said earlier that you have a loud voice.
That's right. I was nervous.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was dangerous, too.
After I said it with a loud voice...
"digger-san" said it in a loud voice.
"digger-san" said it in a bar.
Before that, I'd like to make a decision.
I'd like you to stop saying "city garbage".
We're both "sama".
Let's cheer up together.
I'm sorry.
How is it these days?
There's an agency in Osaka, too.
There are many CEOs there.
One of the CEOs, Haruka Uramaru,
apparently...
That's a good picture.
I'm sorry. The picture is so good that I can't get into it.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you some time to get used to it.
I've heard rumors that Haruka Uramaru goes to the agency every day to get a copy of something or comes to use the agency's copy machine.
I'd like you to ask the program this time and see if it's true.
It's a well-known copy action of Mr. Haruka Unabara.
This time, we asked him to secretly film it under the full cooperation of the agency.
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- It's here. - It's good.
It's crazy.
- It's crazy. - Don't say it's crazy.
It really looks like it.
It's amazing.
- It's amazing. - Really?
- What is it? - It's amazing, isn't it?
The way it's handled.
What kind of head is that?
Don't look at the head. Look at whether it's copying or not.
It's crazy.
If only it had three shrimp legs...
- You work silently... - That's right.
- And then you go home. - That's right.
- What? - What?
- You don't say anything, do you? - I'm used to it because I come here every day.
- You do this every day? - Every day.
- You copy your schedule every day? - Yes.
- I asked my manager the reason for coming to the office. - Yes.
- Why? - My manager used to tell me to go to the office every day so that I could remember my manager's name.
- And I still say that every day. - What?
- Because I want to protect my personal information, I go to the office every day to have some data at home. - I see.
- That's the reason.
- If you ask me, I don't think it's such a serious reason.
- Don't say that!
- You're our chief!
- It's better to bet on the current VTR, "Shredder".
- How about you, Watanabe and Ebaso?
- Yes. In my current office, the senior with the most influence is...
- Mr. Kawai Chan of "Double Engine". - Oh!
- He has the most influence now. - Really?
- Recently, he was able to do a live performance with comedians who have been in business for more than ten years. - Yes.
- He has been doing many MCs for a long time. - Yes.
- But he is amazing! He is so energetic! - You're exaggerating!
- He is very energetic! - You're exaggerating!
- He is so energetic that you wouldn't think it's a live performance!
- Kawai Chan does a great MC at his office live performance! - Oh, you're exaggerating!
- Let's compare him with Ebaso's MC in the same live performance!
- First, Ebaso!
- Here we go! "Watanabe Entertainment Live Well-T" MC Ebaso!
- On the other hand, Kawai Chan is...
- "Watanabe Entertainment Live Well-X"!
- You're exaggerating!
- In the scene where he explains the live performance system... - Oh, the live performance system!
- "Well-Y", "Well-X"...
- And the winning member explains this live performance "Well-T" to Ebaso.
- Even though I know Ebaso is young...
- He's been making this for me for a while now...
- So I told him to beat me up!
- You're exaggerating!
- In the scene where he summons the guest comedian...
- Thank you for coming!
- 12th group... - ROBINSONS!
- 13th group... - ROBBINSONS!
- That's all for today's "the kyo-mc"! - You're trying to liven up, aren't you?
- If you do your best like this... - Even if you're young, you have to work hard.
- That's right. - You can't get angry with such a loud voice.
- It's a voting system, but it came out in "mc" and it was funny! Put it in!
- It's crazy! - You get angry right away. - I see.
- How about you, Kisume? - Yes.
- We have a great Sagane-san. - Is she here? - She's at the top of the top.
- When we were at the office concert, when we were very young, Sagane-san came into the dressing room and said...
- "I can't stand it. This can't be happening."
- I asked her what happened.
- She said, "I really can't think of anything with my wife today."
- She asked me if I was interested. - Interesting. Interesting.
- I asked her what was going to happen.
- The rain was pouring down in the morning, right?
- My wife said, "Throw your garbage away."
- She said, "Come here."
- I asked her, "Do you have 500 yen?"
- You're getting anxious.
- I didn't pay her.
What? Please pay for it!
It's a machine, isn't it?
I thought you were such a nasty man.
Well, well, well...
I'm curious about it, but it's not a joke, is it?
The funny and slippery story that his wife was angry about is a joke that no one knows about computer games.
This time, the program staff paid 500 yen for it and added the continuation of the story to Sagane.
Oh, I see!
Thank you very much!
Excuse me!
After this, Sagane's 500-yen talk will have a shocking development!
A strange tension floats in the studio.
This time, the program staff paid that 500 yen and told Sagane the rest of the story.
Oh, I see.
32-year veteran entertainer "Batsugen".
What is the story that Sagane Masahiro must pay 500 yen for?
The program staff went to check it out with 500 yen.
This time, Kitsune Masahiro will appear in the program, and Sagane Masahiro will talk about his wife, and if you try to hear the continuation of it, you will be charged 500 yen.
I brought 500 yen with me, so I'd like to hear about it.
Well, that's right, and it's pretty hard to read, so there's a lot of interesting stories, and we'll tell you about them.
I see.
So I'm asked to do a lot of things at home.
And one day, I was still in bed, and when my wife went out, she asked me to put out the garbage.
And I said yes, yes, yes, and my wife went out.
Then I didn't have much time to wake up, and I was in a hurry, and I forgot to put out the garbage.
I kept getting calls from my wife at night.
I was wondering what it was, and I called her again.
That's all I can do for you.
Here's 500 yen.
After work, I went home.
I opened the door and was about to go home, but it was locked.
I see.
The door was locked.
I always open it.
"What?" I thought.
But my wife was sleeping, so I pressed the button.
Then my wife came down.
"What?" I said.
No, it's nothing.
Open it.
"Why is the door locked?" I said.
I thought you wouldn't come home today.
That's not true.
Yes.
She opened the door.
I went into the room.
There was still raw garbage in the room.
"It stinks." I said.
You should throw it away.
It stinks.
It's your fault.
I threw it away.
Then she got mad at me again.
Since then, she's been scolding me for nothing.
Cleaning, washing clothes, washing dishes, bathing...
She does all of my work every day.
No matter how late I get home, she wakes me up at 5 a.m. and cleans the house.
Because of that, my position has decreased dramatically.
I see. That's what you were talking about.
Thank you very much.
I'm getting off.
Oh, no.
I'm getting off.
Oh, no!
How about your love life?
It's all gone!
Oh, my God!
You're kidding me!
It's all gone in an instant!
It's the same as you didn't ask me.
Come to think of it, Shiran-gyoza's YouTube channel was funny.
It's a great segment!
When I think about it, it was so funny!
I was surprised!
It's surprisingly long because it's paid.
We've been talking about the same thing.
I don't think it's going to be a deluxe edition.
I was surprised and nervous.
Everyone's like, "It's a VTR, it's going to end!"
It's really deluxe!
Don't break it!
Let's start the analysis!
I'm Matsumoto-san.
A few years ago, I took Matsumoto-san on a lunch date.
We don't do it anymore, but Jinnai came in between.
To meet Matsumoto-san...
There were two judges to see if they could really meet him.
A one-time judge?
There was a judge between them.
If they could meet him, Jinnai-san would be a two- time judge.
If they could meet him, Matsumoto-san and he could go on a lunch date.
Kei-san was chosen as one of the candidates.
Matsumoto-san said, "Women comedians are a little shy because of one-time judges."
That's why you're shy?
That's what he said.
I said, "I can make use of it."
It was my first time meeting him.
I said, "I'm Yamazoe from Aizuki-sato."
He said, "I don't know you."
He got tired and changed his cell phone.
I didn't have time to talk with him for that moment.
I see.
I was talking with Jinnai-san and the writer while looking at my cell phone.
I was glad I was able to talk with him.
On the way, he said, "I like curry."
He posted it on my wikipedia.
He looked up my personal life.
He was so kind and said, "I like you."
We talked about it.
I asked him a question.
What motivates you to laugh?
I thought for a moment.
Maybe it's for my daughter.
What did you say?
I don't want to see it.
Are you angry?
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Why am I getting angry?
Motivation changes depending on age.
I really don't remember.
I remember lunching with you.
Really?
That conversation was about five or six years ago.
But it was early.
What motivates you?
Maybe it's for my daughter.
What did you say?
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Are you angry?
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Don't make that face.
Are you mad?
What kind of face is that?
Mr. Camera.
Mr. Camera, you'll get caught.
Now, I'll be in charge of this segment.
Here is the last segment.
What if Downtown moved out?
What kind of transfer conditions will each comedy agency put forward for Downtown?
This time, we asked the agency's top people to seriously think about it.
First of all, let's make a calculation.
Here are Mr. Maseki's conditions.
What?
A salary of 300 million yen per month.
What are you talking about?
Are you kidding me?
Did you calculate it?
I calculated it with my superior.
Yes, you calculated it with your manager.
This is not a joke.
We are seriously thinking about it.
If you think about it now, Downtown would probably receive about 10 million yen per month.
It's a combination.
Yes, it's a combination.
It's 150 million yen per person, right?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Do you need a manager?
Wait a minute.
Did you say "ah"?
Does it mean it's not enough?
No, no, no.
It's a little high, isn't it?
It's a joke.
No, no, no.
It's a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's a joke.
Wait a minute. I'm sorry.
Everyone, wait a minute.
I'm sorry. I don't know.
Mr. Goda, is it confirmed?
Yes, it is.
I think it is.
What are you talking about?
What?
Mr. Kamai, don't you think it's true?
What are you talking about?
Mr. Kamai, do you know how many gold medals I've won?
No, no, I haven't done anything.
Certainly, you do it like you do every day.
I do it like I do every day.
I'm a mess.
I do it like I do every day.
You do it like you do every day.
That's right.
That's amazing.
I've done it like 12 times.
That's crazy.
I can't do it more than Crayon's color.
I don't know if it's amazing or not.
But you've won 300 million yen a month.
It's a sure thing.
There are some people who sell it for a lot of money.
There is no doubt about the calculation of money.
It's not crazy.
I see.
Certainly, viewers will say, "Wow, he's in the same business as Downtown."
It's amazing.
That's a good story.
Let's move on.
Yes.
Watanabe, enter.
Yes.
Here are the conditions.
A position with honor and a job with honor.
That's amazing!
The salary is good.
Yes, we will talk about money management later.
I understand the position.
But it's an honor.
He has money.
But the position and honor are similar in Yoshimoto.
That's right, but if you come to Watanabe,
we have a photo of each talent in our agency.
It's decorated like this.
Not everyone can decorate it,
but only the members who have some achievements or have contributed to the company can leave it like this.
Ours is at the bottom.
That's amazing! It starts with "crazy cats".
That's right.
The top is "crazy cats".
If you can come to our agency,
I will let you enter between Hideiku Nakayama and Akiko Matsumoto.
Please come in.
It's over there, isn't it?
Yes, it's over there.
You can't go next to "crazy cats", can you?
No, I can't.
You haven't contributed to it yet.
You can't do that.
You should go up to our agency.
To our agency.
Next is "foxes".
Here are the conditions of "horiprocom".
Current salary of 20% increase and company's representative rights.
Representative rights?
I'm "horiprocom" now, but you can call me "downtowncom".
"com"'s president, Mr. Miyahara, has been retired for 5 or 6 years.
Who will be the next president?
I'll give you the role of deputy representative.
I love this kind of talk.
I want to aim for the top.
I want you to look at me while looking at "downtowncom".
You want me to look at you like that?
It's hot.
I want you to look at me while looking at "downtowncom".
"downtowncom" is chosen by Matsumoto.
Don't you have a proposal?
When "downtowncom" joined "downtowncom", we thought about what kind of conditions we could give.
We thought about it, but we couldn't come up with it, so we had to resign.
That's terrible.
We couldn't do it.
We couldn't do it either.
We gathered and thought about what we should do.
We've never had an entertainer of "downtowncom" class.
We talked about who would be in charge of it.
But we couldn't do it.
We didn't even consider it.
We didn't even think about what kind of work we should do in a gallery like "downtowncom".
I'm sorry, but we have to resign.
That's terrible.
Did you really think about it?
Yes, we were serious about it.
Have you thought of a place you'd like to go?
A place I'd like to go...
If I could, I'd like to go to St. Force right now.
He's an announcer.
Next week's "deluxe" is...
Celebrities' too-much-private regrets!
Three saunas...
Am I Finnish or what?
Togakushi, soba...
It's all over 10 million yen.
Celebrities who love their hobbies too much...
And also...
Super-easy-to-make-soba!
It's so good!
It's really good!
Easy-to-make-soba!
Don't miss it next week!