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This week, I'll be fine even by myself.
No, no, no, I'll do it.
I don't feel uncomfortable.
I've never been out like this.
No, no, no, I'll do it.
Thank you.
How is it going today?
Tonight's show is "The Poor Show Celebrity Special"!
I see.
"The Poor Show"?
Yes, that's right.
I think you'll see people telling lies like this.
"The Poor Show" is a show where you feel like you're getting rich.
It's a TV show.
I don't want to watch it.
I know.
I'll never forgive "The Poor Show" for lying.
I know.
Tonight, we'll hear about "the poor show" that happens in their daily lives.
Excuse me, Mr. Hamada.
Yes?
It's "the poor show", isn't it?
Well, yes.
It's not just "the poor show".
It's just "the poor show".
It's not a genre.
It's not "just the poor show".
You were living under a bridge when you were born, weren't you?
Who lives like this under a bridge?
Let's go.
First of all, this person.
Yes, Zecchia.
Put a bottle of drink in the refrigerator.
In the first place, I don't think I'm "the poor show" at all.
It may not be related, but you are "bonbon", aren't you, Zecchia?
Yes, I am.
I'm Noridonya of Yokohama.
So, why were you casted as "the poor show" today?
"The poor show", isn't it?
It's not "the poor show".
I can't agree with you at all.
Are you doing something like this?
Yes, when we had a meeting, the staff said, "Isn't it 'the poor show'?"
I said, "Of course it is."
For example, if you drink a bottle of drink,
I have a baby in my belly, so it's late for me to drink it.
You have a baby in your belly.
So, I can't drink it all at once, so I keep it well.
After drinking cola, I drink jasmine tea, and so on.
I want to drink it in order, so if I drink half of it, I leave it in the refrigerator.
I drink what I want to drink in that mood.
I see.
So you have a lot of drinks.
Yes, that's right.
It accumulates.
Like this?
I see.
So, I only drink water when I take medicine.
So, I leave it for about a week.
It's normal for me.
It's "the poor show", isn't it?
I think so.
So, I don't leave it if I can't drink it all.
Excuse me, does anyone know this?
I just eat it up.
Really? What about you, Oda?
I...
Oh, you went to the studio.
What? Why? Why?
This program is sponsored by these sponsors.
Get rid of it!
Get it out of the studio, if you think so.
You still have it, don't you?
I leave it even for the last sip.
When I drink it up, I think about whether I want to drink it now.
I think about whether I want to drink it tomorrow or the day after.
It accumulates.
In the end, I don't drink it that much.
Do you drink it up in the end?
I drink it up and it gets rotten.
So, I wait until I really want to drink it up.
Because it's a waste of time.
Do you put it in the refrigerator?
I put it in the refrigerator and in my bag.
You put a lot of it in the refrigerator.
Don't you know how much electricity you eat?
What?
The real poor man is...
I don't think about it.
I can smell the poverty of you two.
My dad is a trader.
I know.
My dad collects shells and sells them.
You have an image of a poor man.
Do you want me to give it to you?
No, it's not like that.
It's a heavy rain.
It's not a heavy rain.
It's a heavy rain in the middle of Nagasaki.
The more you pack it up, the more electricity you eat.
You say it's a waste of time.
If you say it's a waste of time, pack it up.
Are you angry?
I don't think it's your fault.
Why do you say it's my fault?
You say it so easily.
You say it because you're a colleague of mine.
It's obvious.
Please say it's my fault.
You say you put it in the refrigerator.
You say you put it in your bag.
Please say it's my fault.
Do you have anything else you eat?
I eat a ballpoint pen with ink on it.
I can't throw it away.
But it's almost useless.
The shape doesn't change.
Whether the ink is cut or not.
The shape of the ballpoint pen.
I don't know if it's really over.
I don't know when it will come out again.
Will it come out?
You don't know.
It's easier to understand.
It didn't come out before, but will it suddenly come out?
You don't know.
They look the same.
It's easy to understand.
At the end of writing, it breaks and the spring bounces.
If you touch it, you can put it on.
If you leave the shape as it is, you can try it again tomorrow.
You can try it in the morning.
You can use it like a mask.
You don't use it.
You don't use it the next day.
It's just dirty.
You don't know what will happen.
You may be stepped on by a pigeon in your house.
What are you talking about for a long time?
It's the hardest.
No, it's not!
It's like you're wiping it off.
In the end, I throw it all away when I have some left.
But for now, I can't throw it away in one shot.
I gave this to Ms. Nagano, too.
She is a world champion of Karate and is also an active member of the martial arts community.
She is also an active professional wrestler.
She is an all-around actress.
Ms. Nagano Julia.
What does she have in common with her poor background?
It's very similar to you, Mr. Oda.
I also have some used soap in my kitchen.
Soap?
Soap.
The one you used once?
The one I used once.
The one I used 24 hours ago.
I use it like that.
When I spill seasoning or something like that, I wipe it off with a cloth side.
I don't use a spring side.
I know.
She said "I know."
I know.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Will you do it?
I don't need indomethacin on the table.
It hurts.
No, no, it suits you, the table.
No, no, no, not that one.
No, no, which one is it?
No, I'm scared. That's amazing.
You can reuse it.
I recommend it.
What about you, Yoko-san?
For me, I use up all of the milk pack and wash it, dry it and replace it with a cutting board.
It's eco-friendly.
It's eco-friendly, right? It's a good cutting board.
If you drink up all of the milk, you'll definitely use it, right?
I'll definitely do it!
It's a housewife's wisdom.
Yes, it is.
I think it's natural.
What about you, Moro?
Well, you know how they say "reuse" and "reuse" a lot now, right?
When I was young, my mother used to pick up this milk pack from the town at night and...
Did you have a bad feeling about it?
I don't have a bad feeling about it.
I have a sad feeling about it.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Do you go pick it up at night?
I go pick it up at night with my brothers and my mother.
You can make one chair out of 24 of them.
A chair?
I asked my staff to recreate it for me.
It's like this.
Wow!
What is it?
It's...
What is it?
It's super strong.
Is it a milk pack?
It's a milk pack.
Wow, I really admire this chair.
Really?
I really want to make it.
Like this.
I make it into a triangle, wash it all and dry it, and make it into one chair like this.
Wow, that's amazing.
My mother...
My mother... told me to take it with me to school.
That's scary!
Viewers, please use a handkerchief today.
I don't need a handkerchief.
It's a matter of fact, but...
It's a good story, isn't it?
A classmate from Okinawa brought us a sugar cane.
In the summer vacation.
When I was envious of it, I realized it.
My mother told me to take 30 milk pack chairs with me.
How did I feel when I took 30 of them?
But...
That's why I can't throw away a milk pack right now.
As you can see in the video, I have a habit of washing it even if I don't do it once.
Matsumoto-san, why don't you sit down and try it?
It's all tough.
Can I, Matsumoto-san?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Ah, I see. It's pretty low, so I think you should stand up.
Thank you, thank you, but...
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
For example, for pregnant women, it's hard for them to stand up.
Look at this. It's very light.
It's light.
Can you stand up for a moment?
Can I stand up?
You can stand up.
Oh, you can stand up.
What's the point of standing up?
You can stand up.
If you stand up all of a sudden, everyone will complain about you.
Even if you stand up a little higher than a milk carton...
No, you can stand up a little higher.
A little higher.
You can stand up a little higher.
A little higher.
Yes, yes.
So it's not the era of stealing.
So you don't have much sympathy for what we just said?
I'm poor and save a lot of money, but I'm weak against gold.
So when I look up water, it rots in about a day or two.
It rots?
Yes.
It's like a gold river.
So it's impossible for me to keep a little liquid.
But I keep coke and other things that are hard to rot until I drink it.
I drink it until the carbonation disappears.
That's right.
So you're telling me to drink it with my mouth open, right?
Yes, if you do that, the gold will rot.
With your mouth open.
I see, I see.
So isn't it bad for you to do it for a few days?
Isn't it?
Yes.
How is it?
It's like...
So you're saying stealing is bad?
That's what the professor said.
The professor?
Which professor said that?
Professor Komyoji.
Who is that?
When you say professor, it's usually Professor Komyoji.
Please look it up.
Let's look it up.
It's Tuesday.
Even if it's expired, you can't throw it away.
That's right.
Basically, I don't throw it away.
Even vegetables...
Is it okay to change colors?
I only tear and throw away where I changed colors.
And if I stir-fry it, I can eat it.
It's one way or another.
There are times when I'm hungry.
There are times like that.
That's when I know it wasn't good.
Is there anything you don't do before you eat it?
For miso soup...
I have my own.
I like to know things, so I make it myself.
Making a lot of it is difficult.
I drank it all up.
But I didn't want to waste it.
So I ate miso soup every day.
In the end, you spent more than a month.
- Miso soup? - Miso soup, but it's like an old - fashioned eel sauce.
- Isn't that crazy? - Oh, but it's okay because it's cooked.
- Really? - Not at all. - Excuse me, Mr. Darter, I don't think it's this company.
- Seriously, what is it? It's different! - No, it's a little different for me.
- And after eating all that stir-fry and everything, there's sauce left, right? - Yeah.
- Oh, this is it. You can't throw this away. - What?
- What do you do with it? - What do you do with it?
- You leave it? - If you leave it, you can't use it for anything.
- That's scary. - Why is that?
- Because it's not dangerous at all. - What do you use it for?
- I don't know. Don't you know what you'll want to eat the next day?
- What do you mean you don't know? - No, you don't know what you'll want to eat the next day.
- For example, what do you use this for when you make katsudon? - Oh, if you make katsudon, you throw this away.
- What do you mean? - For example, if you have tonkotsu ramen at home, you might want tonkotsu soy sauce.
- I use it for that purpose. - What?
- But if you throw it away, you'll have sauce left, right? - Oh, yeah.
- So you'll always have sauce left, right? - No, it's because of all kinds of factors.
- So you're always holding some kind of juice? - I am, but... - But you don't have any now. - I think I do.
- But if my wife finds it, I can throw it away, right? - That's amazing. - I don't need it anymore. - But your wife... - My wife doesn't like it and throws it away, but I always have some kind of sauce left.
- So you're poor when it comes to food. - That's right. - If you can sympathize with me... - Wait... - Yoko-san, you're last. - Um, I'm sorry, but it's completely different from Oda-san. - It's different. - It's different. - It's a different theory. - It's a different theory.
- But when I go to the location and report about food, I always have some sauce left, but I don't want to throw it away, so I say, "Excuse me, can you wrap it up for me?" - And you bring it back? - I bring back the last bite of katsudon and let my husband eat it. - I understand.
- But it's not just the sauce! - It's not just the sauce! - It's not just the sauce! - I just remembered... I don't do it now, but of course I did when I lived in Osaka for over 10 years.
- There was a gyoza stand about 10 minutes away. - Yes. - And I ate a set meal and gyoza by myself. - Yes. - I was full and only had two gyozas left. - Yes. - I asked if I could bring it back and I was told it was 10 yen per box, and I thought I didn't want to do it, so I took it and went home.
I'm serious! - He's sick! - I only had two! - It only took you 10 years to go to the supermarket and buy food.
- I only had two! - It only took you 10 years to go to the supermarket and buy food. - No, you shouldn't have taken two! - No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, it's a little unexpected.
- No, no, it's a waste of box. - You took it with both hands? - No, only one hand. - It doesn't matter either way!
What do you mean by "burned"?
I don't do that often.
You are crazy.
Kazama san, what do you think about this?
Do you think you can't evaluate it?
When I was poor...
He started his career as a model.
Kazama san has appeared in many films.
When he was young, he had a poor life.
He couldn't eat grass because it was dangerous for his digestive system to break down.
I see.
He had to go to the hospital.
I see.
He had to avoid going to the hospital as much as possible.
The moment he put it in his mouth, it went in his mouth.
I see.
Considering the economic situation...
He used to eat grass when he was young.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say you should flush it.
It's a famous saying.
The cardigan you're wearing now looks good, doesn't it?
It's a very famous saying.
The color is beautiful.
The cardigan is like that.
When I put it in my mouth and I feel a tingling sensation, I throw it away.
While I'm repeating that, my taste buds grow up.
You're being tortured.
You can't get injured.
I see.
For example, you know the cathode ray tube?
Yes.
It's sharp.
I stepped on it and it came out of my mouth.
What?
It came out of your mouth?
Yes.
I was worried about it.
I thought it would get better if I took it off and put it back on.
I put it back on and put a gum tape on it and it got better.
What?
It's a superhuman episode.
Natural gravity is poor.
That's amazing.
How do you know that?
I was hit by a car and I flew about three meters away.
I was trying to escape.
When my parents found out about it, they took me to the hospital.
I thought they would get mad at me and got up right away.
When I got home, I didn't see anything.
A man who was watching me called the police.
When the police came to my house, I thought they found out about it and lost my mind.
Then I went to the hospital.
What?
I tried not to go to the hospital as much as possible.
That's amazing.
What?
I'm sorry. Is it okay for you to say that today?
What?
You said you had a handkerchief in your hand.
But you had a hand towel in your hand.
I had a lot of tears.
Is it okay for you to drink water from the river in Africa?
When we were filming, the staff was hot.
We had to boil water.
I drank water from the river.
What?
When I was a child, I drank well water.
Maybe it's because I had an immune system, but I didn't feel anything.
Is it hot in your throat?
They often drink water with T-shirt and waist.
Drink water with T-shirt and waist.
Tetsuya, you didn't talk about it earlier, did you?
You two have different dimensions.
But I got a message from my manager.
What is it?
Degas will be angry if you dispose of the leftovers in the dressing room lunch box.
Moreover, he always eats the food served in the studio and bothers the staff.
He wants to look gorgeous in front of the camera.
But he is strict with food.
There is a healing part.
No, it's not like that.
For example, we eat school lunch box before the show.
And when we are told that the show will start, we leave it and come back and eat it later.
You didn't dispose of it, did you?
That's right.
No, it's not like that.
Tetsuya, you already ate it.
I think so, too.
It's not an ordinary chicken. It's a tartar chicken.
It's quite different.
It's because of the tartar.
It's too late for me to eat it.
It takes me some time to eat it.
I want to eat it after the show.
If you dispose of it, I'll be angry.
You two used to be poor, didn't you?
What do you mean?
You said you were poor.
Yes, we were poor.
But you still can't eat Shinkansen ice cream on other shows.
I can't buy Shinkansen ice cream.
Why?
I feel like I'm spending a lot of money.
What?
You spent a lot of money.
The ice cream costs 3 million yen.
I don't know what to do with it.
You spent 3 million yen on ice cream.
No, no, no.
How much did you spend on ice cream?
If you want to eat it, you should buy it.
It costs 3 million yen.
If you eat it outside, it costs about 3 million yen.
But you spent 3 million yen on Shinkansen ice cream.
I don't know what to do with it.
You keep saying that.
When you ride on Shinkansen, you say "fatty" when you see me.
You don't say "ice cream".
You say "fatty" when you see me.
You don't say "fatty" when you see me.
You're trying to improve your image.
I'm not trying to improve my image.
Do you buy ice cream on Shinkansen?
I can't buy ice cream now.
Don't say weird things!
I'm not saying weird things.
It's really stained.
It's a waste.
My mother only had sweet ice cream that I made.
It was a pity.
I'm not from your generation.
I put tea on ice cream and put a little sugar on it and ate it.
My ice cream was like muddy water.
This used to be my only sugar.
- What's this? - This is...
The amount of water changes depending on the poor.
What?
It wasn't that dirty.
There was a time when I had a lot of money.
If I had a lot of money, I'd buy a car.
You'd buy a car?
It's been a while since I thought about selling something.
I didn't go to the supermarket.
What?
- I looked it up. - Yes, yes.
I looked it up.
It was wheat flour.
I looked it up.
It's too nutritious now.
It's like love food.
- You ate it? - You ate it?
I ate it once in a while.
- You ate it? - You ate it?
- Isn't that a symbol of poverty?
- You ate it? - You ate it?
It's wheat flour.
If you read it, it's like a mirror, right?
That's right!
That's right! The color is like that, too!
I use about half of it and keep it.
After this, the Tissue controversy broke out!
It's almost a nosebleed.
Again, at some point...
Hamada didn't think of it as a shock episode!
You're pretty good!
What?!
I'm hungry! I'm going to kill you!
Nagano Jiria!
You can only use one tissue per day!
There's a rule that you can only use one tissue per day in our house.
No, no, no...
It's a family rule.
It's a family rule for everyone in Nagano.
Tissues are square, right?
So...
In the morning, afternoon, and before you go to bed...
you use four corners of the house to bite your nose.
What?!
That's amazing.
You bite it?!
You bite it four times.
And you round up the one you finished biting...
and you use it for something else.
No, no, no...
You keep it for two or three days.
You're pretty good!
This is also for two or three days.
I know.
Can you bite your nose just by biting it?
You can bite it.
Like, once...
You know, right?
No, no...
Does anyone know?
I know, I know.
You know?!
I know.
You're lying!
You know?!
No, this is...
I don't eat it once a day...
but you know...
when you eat potato chips...
you use your hands, right?
If you do that...
it's a waste to eat it in one go...
so I use up about half of it and put it aside.
But my wife...
she gets mad at me for throwing it away so quickly...
I know, I know.
So I eat it like this...
and I use up about half of it and put it aside.
Wow!
Eh, Shigemori-san!
Do you know?
I... I haven't...
I haven't bitten my nose yet...
Eh?
I haven't bitten my nose yet...
Were you born like this?
Yes!
Were you born like this?!
Eh?!
Eh?! Have you bitten your nose before?!
Everyone has!
Eh?!
Don't talk! Don't talk!
You'll blur!
Shigemori-san!
Eh, wait a minute!
Have you bitten your nose before?!
No, of course I have!
It's a matter of whether you have bitten your nose or not!
No, no, no!
Because of hay fever or a cold.
Sometimes it comes down from my nose and I just take it like a plate.
But what comes out of "biting" is...
What comes out of "biting" is only "present" but...
Yes!
Up to the future...
It doesn't come out of me!
Sometimes I cover it up and...
I haven't learned "biting" from anyone yet...
What are you talking about?!
Eh?!
Really?!
I'm saying it openly!
Eh?! But you're saying it openly!
It's a problem of education!
It's easier for me to dry my nose!
No, you can't dry your nose in such an instant!
Eh?! No, but...
Most of the time it comes out of my nose.
Eh?!
My nose is so big...
It's about one centimeter!
How big is it?!
It's about one centimeter!
You can't say that!
Really?!
It's about one centimeter!
You're saying it too much!
I have a picture!
No, you can't!
Be careful!
You can't!
And about the tissue...
I...
What do you use it for?
I...
I have a structure where a cotton swab doesn't go in my ears.
You have various structures.
Yes! So I round up the corner of the tissue and take water out of it.
Yes, yes.
This is it!
Wow!
I use four corners of it, but I don't use it in the middle.
And it's shower water, so it's clean, isn't it?
So I leave it as it is.
So you use it again when it's dry?
Yes, yes, yes.
How about you, Yoko-san?
When I went to my friend's house,
my child cried and asked me if she could use the tissue, so I got it and wiped it.
But I thought you could still use a tissue that only wiped a child's tears,
so I put it in my pocket, and my friend's mother said, "If you used it, you should throw it away."
"No, but you can still use it," I said.
"Just use it for a week," she said, and I thought, "What a wealthy family you have!"
I... I...
Basically, I can't say that.
What about you, Oda?
I'm really like you, Degawa-san.
You leave it on the desk and your wife finds you and gets mad at you.
She gets mad at me a lot.
She gets mad at you a lot.
My family isn't poor, you know.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I'm just an ordinary salaryman.
I'm not rich, but I'm just ordinary.
I'm not saying I'm poor, but I'm poor.
And I was thinking about who influenced me to do this.
I have an older sister.
I think my older sister is poor, too.
The other day, she was frying convenience store chicken for a 3-year-old kid.
And she was putting oil in her hand.
She was putting oil in her hand.
Oil?
She said it's moisturizing.
And I was shocked.
I didn't know it would be like that.
So I thought it might be the influence.
I'm going to be covered in oil!
You're going to be caught up in it.
Eodama, you also use shampoo, right?
Yes, I do.
But I don't think I've ever used shampoo this much in my life.
Oh, you don't have the guts to use it all the way down.
I think I've used about 50% of it.
I think I've used a lot of it.
It's too luxurious for me.
What do you think, Nagano-san?
I totally understand.
I'm glad.
I've never used it all at once.
I only use it for my little finger.
Shampoo.
But you don't get a lot of bubbles, do you?
Humans have the most sebum, don't they?
I only wash that part.
And when I flush it with hot water,
I can use all of the bubbles that come out of it.
Oh, you wash only this part.
If you wash only this part, you can use the bubbles.
Oh, that kind of thing.
Yes.
Can I show you how much I usually flush at home?
Sure.
It's like this.
It's thin!
It's not!
Do you want some tea?
No, no, no.
It's definitely thin!
No way! No way! No way!
No way!
It's not up to 8 inches, is it?
It's about 3 inches, isn't it?
Yes, it's about 4 inches.
If you put something on your hair, it'll get foggy.
It won't fall off.
I don't want to put on any wax because it'll get foggy.
No, no, no.
You're a nurse, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
When you were taking a bath, you asked me for shampoo.
I said, "Oh, it's shampoo."
And I put this much shampoo in your hand.
Can I wash like this?
Of course you can!
I remember it very well.
I learned for the first time that other people are different.
That's amazing.
That's Kappa's way of thinking.
You can do it!
That's too little.
How about you, Koroda?
I don't know about you, Tissue,
but I didn't have glass in my house.
What's in there?
Glass?
Everything in my house was made of glass.
That's amazing.
When I was taking a bath, I used lentils.
Lentils?
And subways.
I asked my mom for glass.
She got very angry and said,
If you put glass in there, you'll die!
What are you trying to do? Are you trying to scare children?
Because it's lentils.
It'll close.
That's right.
I'm telling you this so you won't die with lentils,
but it's definitely a lie.
I don't know, but I really don't know.
So it's like eggs first or chicken first?
Eggs!
Eggs! Lentils were the cheapest.
So God is important.
That's how I feel.
Didn't you have sunlight in your house?
The veranda was rotting and falling down.
What's that?
Rotting?
The veranda was rotting and falling down.
I can't see the situation.
There was a veranda, but it collapsed and all fell down.
When I said all of it, it turned into rain.
So it's not like sunlight, nothing comes in.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
I'm serious, it's too much and I can't picture it.
When you open the door of the calendar, you can see the rotted veranda.
I can't picture it!
What about the ceiling?
There's no ceiling in your house!
Who lives in a poor area?
I can't picture it!
I can't picture it with your explanation!
I can't picture it!
What are you talking about?
It collapsed like this.
I can't see anything.
I can't picture it.
I see.
So there's no ceiling in your house.
There's a ceiling in my house!
Hey!
You're crazy, Hondara!
What are you talking about?
You're crazy!
Hey!
You're crazy, Hondara!
It's amazing!
It's cool!
After this, there's something that entertainers can't give up!
It's been 30 years!
It's amazing!
Masumoto-san.
Yes, yes.
What will you do in the second half?
In the second half...
Can you make the lighting a little darker?
Stop it!
Stop being sad!
Stop it!
It's sad.
The next segment is...
I can't give up! I'm a veteran player!
Let's take a look at what you love to do!
Here's the video!
Let's take a look at what you love to do!
Oh, Kazama-san, you've been doing makeup for 30 years!
Wow!
30 years, wow!
Clothes...
You don't really choose, do you?
7 years!
Wow!
Black...
2002!
2002...
Huh?
Yes...
Gold!
The color doesn't change at all!
Huh?
Cool!
On the contrary, it's cool!
Huh?
On the contrary, it's cool!
Wow!
Super cool!
Stone...
Rusty...
What is it?
Wow!
First of all, Mr. Kazama has a pretty old pouch. 30 years! 30 years!
He's been using it for 30 years. Wow!
I bought it in Hawaii. Is it the Banana Republic of Hawaii? It hasn't deteriorated at all.
It's amazing! I think it can last a few more decades.
It's been 30 years since this show started. That's right! Wow!
And it says you don't wash your clothes much.
That's right. In order to keep it for a long time, it gets damaged by washing it.
Basically, I don't wash it.
How often do you wash it?
I don't wash it for more than a year. Wow!
You know, you don't wash jeans.
That's a good one!
This is probably about 2,000 yen. Wow!
By the way, what about underwear?
I've been using underwear for about seven years.
It's all full of hairballs.
That's tight!
Do you wash it properly?
To be honest, I don't wash the top part.
I wash the bottom part every day, of course.
But you sweat, don't you?
I wear it about four times and wash it.
What?!
No, I wash the bottom part every day.
You say it a lot.
I don't like it when you think I'm a dirty person.
You're a dirty person.
Do you wash the top part, too?
My muscles are weak,
and it's dangerous for underwear to have a lot of bacteria in a year.
I can't take it off.
So I think it's better to change it in a year.
That's what a professor said on TV.
Who's that professor?!
Professor Komiyoshi.
Who's Professor Komiyoshi?!
Professor Komiyoshi is the person who invented the machine.
That professor?!
Yes, that professor.
There's no way I know that professor.
I know, I know.
So you're wearing a Porsche.
Yes.
When I was in elementary school, there was a cartoon called "Circuit Wolf".
The main character's rival was driving this Porsche.
When I was a kid, I thought I'd do my best and drive this car in the future.
I fought with bears and sharks and bought this car.
But, as you can see, the oil leak and breakdown are still happening.
I can't get in through the door now, but I can get in from the other side and open it from the inside.
I'm sorry, but I don't like stylish cars.
And this is an open car.
Once I went to see a movie with Iio and we came to a health center.
I said, "Let's go eat."
Moody was there, too, and I said, "Since it's fun, let's open it."
When I opened it, it started raining a little.
I said, "Oh, my God!"
But it stopped raining a little and we went to a soba restaurant.
After we finished eating, we said goodbye.
After we said goodbye, it started raining again.
Then, the umbrella got stuck in the bath and it wouldn't close.
So, on my way home, I opened the door by myself and pointed at the umbrella when the light turned red.
I was so embarrassed.
What is he doing?
I have a roof.
It's the first time I've heard that expression.
I can't change it.
I love Kero Kero Kero Pee.
My mother used it when I was in elementary school.
I got it as a HUB RACHIDE.
I use it as a make-up pouch now.
I carry it with me all the time.
It's weak, so I sew it myself.
I fix it.
Is it okay to fix it?
It's very good.
And I like it very much.
The last one is your song "Bastarl".
It's only been 10 years for me.
It's amazing.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's not a big deal for me.
You've been doing it for 10 years.
I'm not going to give up.
You're a god.
But I don't know when I'm going to give up.
Now!
Burn it.
You're a god.
You're a bacterium.
You're like Dr. Koumei.
Let's move on.
Welcome back, Natsuko.
You bring back hotel amenities.
Hotel amenities are like...
We came all the way here and this is what we're going to talk about.
I bring them back.
In the dressing room,
if there is a lunch box and a cup of tea,
it's like an amenity.
I want to get rid of it.
I want to eat all the lunch boxes and go home.
If there is a manager who hasn't eaten yet,
he brings it home.
Does anyone know this?
Nagano, do you know this?
Yes, I know.
There are tissues in the dressing room, right?
I bring back tissues.
That box?
I'm sorry about the lunch box.
I take about four of them,
fold them up, put them in my pocket...
She's doing exactly the same thing!
How much do you eat?
I eat about two of them.
I know what you mean by "two of them"!
I'm sorry about the lunch box.
Do you eat gyoza?
She's doing exactly the same thing!
They're similar.
What about you, Kuroda?
I'm going to the gym now.
But my legs are too thin.
They'll tell me to take a break if I keep doing this.
I'll be 60 kg by then,
but I have to do 8 times of 40 min.
It's 40,000 yen for 8 times of 40 min.
They're telling me to take a break.
They're telling you to take a break?
It's an important training.
They're telling you to take a break.
It's not like that.
They're telling you to take a break!
No, no, wait.
This is the worst, Mademo-san.
In one set...
This is one set and it takes time.
In this one set, I take a break.
But I can't do it in 40 minutes.
If it's 40 minutes, it's over.
If you make me do it, it's a waste of 20 seconds.
It's more tiring than 20 seconds.
It's crazy.
But if you do it 5 times in 20 seconds,
Eh, this is enough time.
If you do it, "No, I can do it in 10 seconds."
In 10 seconds...
Even if you take a break, you do it for muscle.
That's right.
I don't like that.
What do you mean, you don't like it?
You say you're taking a break,
but it's okay if it's 20 or even 10 seconds,
but this guy
asks me "Could I do it first?"
Let's go to the gym!
Someone said that.
Is there a roof in that gym?
Yes, there is.
Why do you go to that gym?
Why do you go there?
I was so angry.
Other people's behavior is unforgivable.
In addition, a strange poor show is obvious.
Eat one more.
No, I don't want it.
So far, it was sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Next, this person!
Yes, this is it. I'm really interested in my wife's sense of donation.
My wife is a very ordinary person, so she spends a lot of money.
I buy a dog, but it's not the dog I want to buy.
It's called "American Cocker" and it's just over 400,000 yen.
Even so, I don't like it a little.
I'm honest with my dogs. "Don't spend that kind of money."
When you use the bathroom in the garden, you poop, right?
Then, I buy a dollar bill with 100 sheets of water flowing into it.
Is it three sheets per time?
It's three yen, isn't it?
I use the bathroom three times.
It's nine yen, right?
Why do you want to spend nine yen on a dog's bathroom?
No, it's not sexual harassment.
It's not sexual harassment.
It doesn't matter if it's a toilet paper or a tissue paper distributed around it.
Why do you want to spend three yen on a dog's poop because it's cheap?
That's one reason.
When I was a kid, I used to wash my laundry in a tray.
My mother always put my laundry in a tray and showed it to me.
Do you know what a "tray" is?
Now, we call it "gel ball."
That's annoying, isn't it?
I don't hate "gel ball."
"Gel ball" is one gel ball even if it's full.
I can't decide.
It's powder, right?
I'm always curious about you putting one gel ball in "one, two, three", you know?
No, no, no.
Just me?
Um...
I don't know if you noticed it or not, but the studio is getting quieter and quieter.
No, no, no.
Why?
The light is on and on and on until morning.
Who's the loudest?
The quality of your voice is different.
Is there anyone who can speak?
What do you think?
If there is one...
What do you think, Nagano-san?
I don't know about "gel ball", but there are times when I think water is a waste.
When you pee in the toilet at home, you flush it once, don't you?
I think it's a waste.
If it's a show, I don't flush it until I do it twice.
Oh, you flush it once.
You don't flush it.
Yes, I wait until I go to the next toilet, and when my friends come over, I flush...
Well, my friends come over, so I think "let's flush it", but I forgot and flushed it twice.
Then I heard "hyaaa" from the toilet and I was told "wow, it's super dirty".
No, no, this is a bigger waste than a gel ball.
It's a waste.
So you don't use it as much as you can.
I don't flush the water from the toilet.
What about you, Chigosa-san?
Well, I...
Kurota-san, you said you were irritated by your wife, so...
My husband collects and throws away garbage in a garbage bag, right?
He ties up the garbage bag and puts it in the garbage bag.
But for me, I want to put the garbage bag upside down in a big garbage bag and leave the bag.
Even if you didn't break anything, it's annoying to be thrown away like that and I think it's a waste.
I know.
But I've heard a lot about gel balls, so I'll say the most reasonable thing.
Gel ball!
I thought you'd say something really good.
Don't you use a gel ball?
It's useless.
Well, the gravity is different.
I'm sorry.
I understand.
Ms. Shigekori, what do you think?
There are people like me who have different values like you.
I have a friend in the same agency who is very poor and has a single woman.
And that single woman...
She doesn't have money, and she has a debt with the agency, and she is also renting a house.
And I always treat her to a meal or a trip, but when we go to a yakiniku restaurant...
She always orders thick sliced meat.
That makes me so angry...
I want her to eat thin meat.
I can't help it.
You don't know about it, do you?
She always orders thick sliced meat.
I know about it.
Would you like a drink with me?
I don't mind it at all, but...
If she doesn't drink alcohol...
She orders black oolong tea.
That makes me so angry!
I don't think she should drink water.
If it's alcohol, she can drink anything.
At least oolong tea!
I don't want it!
Black oolong tea!
I don't want it!
I know about it.
Tissue!
I know about it.
Is she still in debt?
Yes, she is.
She has been retired for 5 months now...
But recently she started learning Pilates...
She is learning yoga...
And she pays for everything!
She pays for everything!
She should start a group!
At least a group lesson!
A private lesson!
Mr. Kazama, what do you think about money?
When I was young, I didn't have much money...
But I could afford a train ticket...
I lived in Musashiko-sugi, Kawasaki...
I used to walk from there to Shibuya...
How long did you walk?
I used to walk for about 6 hours...
6 hours?!
Amazing!
To Shibuya?!
Yes!
When I went to watch a movie...
The screening time was over...
It happened a lot...
She is still walking...
Amazing!
I'm hungry...
After this, Kuro becomes Kazama!
A shocking survival battle!
I'm not allowed to go out today!
Really?
One way road...
But you get hungry and thirsty, don't you?
Why do I get water supply points?
I always check it.
What are water supply points?
There is a park.
I get water supply points at the park I always go to.
And I go to the next water supply point and go to Shibuya.
Water supply points?
Yes, in summer and summer.
You get water supply points at the park.
When it blooms, I get water supply points, salt supply points and sweetness supply points.
What?
When do you eat it?
I eat it as it is.
When I drink water, I eat something sweet.
You eat it before it blooms, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You don't know when it blooms, do you?
You eat it before it blooms, don't you?
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to go out today!
The next "Downtown Deluxe" is...
A popular entertainer confesses his dissatisfaction with the agency!
An official YouTuber of a small-scale entertainment company.
Someone I know is making dumplings I don't know.
Our manager won't come to us anyway.
A trailer costs about 10 million yen.
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
In addition, Masaki will use "Downtown" in 300 million yen!