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This is Mr. Zagiosou in Izumi.
Xerox is releasing a luxury hotel life for celebrities.
You usually wear men's clothes, don't you?
I think you're calling me a man for the first time in your life, but why am I the only one who wears men's clothes?
The spring travel season has arrived.
So...
Celebrities' stay.
A little strange hotel life will be released for the first time on TV.
First of all, Mr. Akemi, whose rare.
If you can take a break anywhere, you'll go to stay.
Let's start with the hotel's favorite stay routine.
The food and the room are wonderful.
I'd like to introduce you to it.
Here it is!
This is Mr. Zagiosou in Izumi.
Let's go inside.
I've stayed in various yokan so far.
This is my favorite yokan.
It's amazing.
Boo!
Excuse me for disturbing you.
It's a house!
Look at this!
This time, Mr. Darenogare will stay in...
A one-bedroom house with a pool and a jacuzzi inside.
Even a sauna is perfect.
He always heals his daily fatigue here.
That's right!
A little strange stay routine will be released!
Let me show you something important first.
I put my family here.
Let's line up.
Hello, everyone! Let's lie down together.
I brought my girlfriend here.
Cute!
This is the horse I ride.
This is Miccha, Daiton, Koko-chan, Chiba-kun, Chi- chi, and Glantz.
Cute!
I can't bring them to the side, so I brought photos and necklaces I usually wear.
Cute!
I have such a small necklace, but it's cute.
Let's take a bath.
What's that?
The atmosphere of this city is good.
What?
The atmosphere of this city is good.
Let's take a bath.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
It's beautiful.
It's really beautiful.
Here we are.
We're here!
910.
This is great!
This view is great!
Where is it?
It's great!
It's cool!
It's beautiful!
It's cool!
It's not about the scenery.
Their favorite things are...
a simple and stylish design of their room...
and an infinity pool that combines the scenery in front of you.
And the scenery from your room is also beautiful, but what about you, Ai Takahashi?
It's beautiful.
It's not about the scenery, is it?
I'm satisfied with it.
It's really fast, isn't it? You're always satisfied with the scenery.
Yeah.
Why?
Because it's amazing and it's over.
No, no.
When I first came here, I thought it wasn't here.
First of all, a trash can and a refrigerator.
That's right.
There was a trash can here.
This is cute.
It's fashionable not to show it.
It's on the back of the door, so if you open the door, a trash can will come out.
That's right.
And this is a dryer.
I understand.
OK.
This way.
I understand.
I arrived at Kakone.
I used to come to this inn with my mother and it was really good.
Ta-da!
This is Kakone Aquarium.
Kakone Aquarium is surrounded by greenery of 3,000 square meters,
and it is designated as a national exclusive cultural festival.
It is a unique and correct inn.
When I stayed here before, it was over there, wasn't it?
It's over there.
Oh, is it here?
This is the entrance of the guest room.
Oh, I see.
Wow!
What a nice room!
Yeah! I arrived!
What a nice room!
Yeah!
It's really nice.
The terrace is nice, too!
The terrace is nice!
I'm wearing a yukata after leaving the hot spring.
I love this.
I'll take it home and dry it at home.
I'm going to bed.
Now, I'm going to enter the hot spring on the second floor.
From now on, we'll send you the videos provided by the sponsors you see.
Did you see their surprising strong points?
There is also a hot spring bath on the second floor.
Taro and Asuka and...
Eight hours?
I think so, too. I know it very well.
I'll never forget it.
I brought a board game with me.
Are you playing a board game alone?
It's hot.
It's open.
Pandemic - New trial
Wow!
Disease is spreading in the world.
It's strange.
It's a game to stop it.
It's scary.
It's a scary game.
It's scary.
What is it?
The first game has begun.
Yes, this time I'm staying in a hotel in the sky.
What?
Goodbye.
I want to take it easy.
Take it easy?
She's working.
I miss it.
She's been working all the time.
It's hard.
Wow.
It's hard.
I see.
No, no, no.
Take it easy.
I'm taking it easy.
Who is it?
I'm sure it's a picture of a cat.
I'm sure of it.
I'll take it abroad, too.
What?
When I'm abroad, I buy it abroad.
I'm afraid of being found out.
I see.
I only take pictures and necklaces.
I'm sure you won't lose it.
No, no, no.
I don't like going alone.
I feel guilty and I want to see you.
So I'll take you with me.
Wow.
You don't like hot springs, do you?
Cats like hot springs.
What?
No, cats like hot springs.
Don't come in.
Don't say it like that.
No, no, no.
No?
Don't come in.
How long do you come in?
Do you come in for eight hours?
I come in for about eight hours a day.
Once I come in, I come in for a long time.
I do a lot of things, but I usually come with a man.
I didn't say it.
Daredougarest and Kojiruri are suspicious.
I'm not saying it alone.
Kojiruri is saying it with a man, but I'm saying it alone.
I'm not saying it with a man.
Kojiruri is definitely saying it with a man.
Kojiruri is saying it with a man.
This is what happened.
What was that?
What's this?
Are you going to shoot YouTube until you go to a hotel?
Yes.
I think our purpose of a hotel is a little different.
It's like doing what you can do at home in a hotel.
You're taking it easy.
I'm taking it easy.
But I'm very happy just because the place has changed.
That's why I don't ask for anything.
That's why the scenery is good, too.
The scenery always comes out in a few seconds.
I was excited just hiding the garbage bag.
That's right.
I understand it very well.
It's good to be refreshed.
It's refreshing and I feel like my daily life is disappearing.
I'm away from home, so I hope I don't see my daily life like this.
The TV also seems like it's coming out of the bottom.
And the one with two showers...
I don't know which one is which.
From above...
It's not just life, but...
It was ringing earlier, too.
It was a button in front of it.
So I pushed it to see what it was.
It seems like everyone else has their own preferences about the hotel's upstairs.
Mr. Yoshizumi.
No, I understand that, too.
Mr. Kojirui, you went into the bath right away.
Yes.
When you go to a hot spring, you go into the bath first.
Immediately.
You go in first.
Immediately.
That's because you went to a hot spring.
You go in and you definitely go in before you go to bed at night.
That's right.
You definitely go in before breakfast.
That's right.
And you go in a little while before you leave for breakfast.
You go in at least four times.
My schedule is exactly the same as Mr. Yoshizumi's.
Really?
It's exactly the same now.
But when you go out of a hot spring hotel, you're usually exhausted.
I know.
Is there something you definitely take with you?
I always have a bath set ready for me.
You have it, don't you?
I use the one at the hotel.
You use the one at the hotel, don't you?
I don't have anything like this.
I don't have a shaver or something like that.
I don't have a T-shirt.
Do you have a T-shirt you got at the hotel?
I don't wear it.
You don't wear it?
I don't wear it at all.
It's completely different.
And the tax you pay at the hotel...
You don't have to say it roughly.
It hurts.
It's completely different.
It's completely different until you stay at a different hotel.
It's annoying.
You sometimes send it in a cardboard box, don't you?
The cardboard box is...
I often stay at Westin.
They already have a tenant.
It's different now.
You have a bath set.
You can't sleep without pajamas, so you wear pajamas.
You have supplements and medicines.
You can't swim in the hotel pool, so you wear swimming shorts.
You wear running shoes and sandals.
You send it in a package.
I've been doing it for over ten years.
Do you run around the hotel?
Today, I ran from my house to the TMC and took a bath.
Did you take a bath at the TMC?
Yes, I did.
I always save up for a bath.
At the TMC?
Are you going to perform at the TMC?
You don't look well.
No, I'm fine.
Really.
But you looked like you were in a bad mood.
I was wondering if it was because of that.
You looked like you were in a bad mood.
I'm not in a bad mood?
I'm not in a bad mood.
How about you, Fukuda?
I always go empty-handed.
My luggage is heavy.
But I'm curious about one thing.
When I wash myself, I always wash my face with a towel and wash my eyes with my bare hands.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't like doing it with a towel.
What are you saying?
Is it a secret base?
Is it okay for me to keep talking?
What was that?
What did you say?
Yesterday, I happened to work with Director Murai.
Director Murai said it all the time.
I think it's been rubbed in.
It's a secret base.
Leave it to me.
She said it's a secret base.
Leave it to me.
I have one great amenity.
What is it?
I get excited when I have it.
I saw it before.
It's a small one and a clean sponge when you wash it.
I always take it home and use it in the hotel next time.
When I don't have a towel, I use it here and make a face like this.
You make a face like this.
I don't use it at all.
I know you don't use it.
I don't use it.
We are the same age.
You don't use it.
I know you don't use it.
I know you don't say it on TV.
How about you, Fukuda-san?
When I work in a rural area, I stay in a private hotel and stay for a while in a good hotel.
I couldn't stay in such a hotel for a long time.
I stayed in a good hotel and ordered a room service.
I drank red wine and steak.
It was popular.
What do you think about it?
I think it's good to stay in a hotel and stay for a while.
When I was asked whether I took a bath in a hotel and swam in a hotel yesterday,
I thought, "Are there so many different styles?"
I have a lot of personal work.
I don't stay in a hotel with a bath.
No.
Of course, the style of TORIO is different.
You may doubt it now.
You were very busy last year.
But at the end of last year, I realized that there are more of you two in the language of hometown farmers.
Because you two have one pin of commercial.
I don't have only one pin of commercial.
You earn more!
You earn more than me, who is so busy!
How much?
Don't say it!
His first appearance is "Otani"!
It's amazing! It's his first appearance in this industry!
My dream has come true! I'm so happy!
Otani is busy with DJ and other events.
He is very busy.
About 150 shows a year.
I think he knows a lot about it.
Next is "Otomari Routine" of two farmers who are top in the local area.
Now we are at Takasaki Station.
Once you enter, you can't leave.
You need a lunch box to eat.
This is Takasaki.
This is a famous chicken dish of Gunma.
I ate seven of them.
Look!
It's like a resort hotel.
Hawaii came in front of Takasaki Station.
This is where you enter.
It's like a business hotel.
I think this is a perfect business hotel.
It's perfect!
The massage chair is very good.
The lotion and other women's amenities are abundant.
He stays in a business hotel for 150 nights a year.
Otani, the master of local areas, recommends this Takasaki Station.
It's full of high-grade hotel amenities.
And...
There is always a massage chair in every room.
It's great!
In addition, business hotels here also have baths and open-air baths.
Mr. Otani, before entering the bathhouse, has a routine of entering the bathroom bath.
First of all, after using the bathhouse.
Today, I'm going to use the bathhouse again.
In addition, I heard that...
As expected of Mr. Otani.
Then I would like to go to the bathhouse.
The bathhouse is amazing.
Before that, I will choose.
I'm used to it.
There is also a parfait.
The station is also in front of you.
It's the best rich place.
There are also plenty of amenities.
If you have all of them, you don't have to bring anything.
Insert the card here.
This is the hotel room where I will stay today.
Yes, let me take out the bath.
I wish I could enter my own room, but I don't want you to enter my room.
What is this?
Yes, let me in.
What?
Why are you eating with him?
I don't like this.
I came into my own room, but I want you to come into my room.
What?
We are good friends.
Why are you treating me like this?
We are good friends.
Get out of my room.
I know.
I know you are in my room.
Don't make noise.
Thank you for the food.
We are good friends.
What?
Hamazoko sushi is really good.
Hamazoko sushi.
Is it rolled up?
Yes, it is rolled up.
Hamazoko sushi.
It looks good.
I don't like it.
What?
Don't you want me to come into your room?
I don't like it.
We are good friends.
That's interesting.
That's amazing.
That's realistic.
Get out of my room.
What?
I don't know why you are treating me like this.
I know.
On the contrary, I don't know why you are treating me like this.
You are not talking and you are not using your phone.
What is this time?
I don't know why you are leaving my room.
Go back.
I don't know why you are leaving my room.
I don't know why you are coming in.
We are good friends.
She is drinking alcohol.
There is a bar in the inn.
That's amazing.
I don't know why we are staying in such a nice inn.
Why is this video being played so closely?
When I look back, I was in my early 20s.
I work but I don't have money.
I don't know if I can say this in front of my agency.
I had such a time.
That's why I am here.
Did you edit it yourself?
I'm glad you did.
Where are you looking at?
What is this?
You are so pretty.
You are so special.
Just you.
That's all.
The entertainer stays at 24 hours.
There is a sauna, a large bathhouse, and a carbonated pool, and after entering the water bath, the air outside hits you, right?
That's where you can see all of Akagi's mountains, and there's also Hanmok.
I've decided on a hotel in the sauna, so it's a large bathhouse anyway.
Do you know the carbonated pool?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a little bubbly and healthy.
If there's a sauna, it's 100 points, and if there's a sauna and a cold water bath, it's like 120 points.
I see.
My recommendation is Doming Hotel in Mishima.
Do you know Doming Hotel?
It's a hotel where you can stay for less than 10,000 yen like I said earlier.
The Doming Hotel is now making a boom in business hotels.
This is a large bathhouse and Mishima is a little like Mt. Fuji.
I see.
It's on the top of the list.
This is a place where everyone can go.
That's right.
If you look at it for a moment, you can become a family man for a moment.
You can become a family man for a moment.
I see.
Doming has a lot of casual services.
There's a mini-sized soy sauce ramen called Yonaki Soba from 9:30 to 11 at night.
This is really good.
Yonaki Soba.
So if you go out to eat, don't fill up Yonaki Soba and come back.
This is really good.
You can also drink small lactic acid bacteria in the morning, right?
If you go out to take a bath, you can drink small ice cream or small lactic acid bacteria.
Small lactic acid bacteria?
Aren't lactic acid bacteria small?
That's right.
You can drink it because it's small, right?
Lactic acid bacteria are small.
That's right.
It's a little clogged up, but it's small.
That's what I'm talking about.
I see.
If you're going alone, I'd like to recommend Doming Hotel.
When I heard you talking like that, I thought you were from Jalan.
You're good at sales.
You're good at sales. I recommend it.
I have a question.
Where should I put the bath mat?
Is it a bath mat problem?
It's a bath mat problem.
It's definitely going to be messy.
That's right. It's definitely going to be messy.
Yes, yes, yes.
But aren't there a lot of people who put it inside?
Inside.
Inside?
I definitely put it outside.
Why do you put it outside?
I put it outside because it gets wet.
It's because it might die.
Because it's slippery.
It's slippery.
That's why I wipe my feet right away and put it here to reduce the risk of death.
This distance?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, that distance...
If you think about it, you definitely need to put it there, so is it okay?
You can put it a little further away.
Maybe you can put it in two places.
I haven't stopped doing that type of thing lately.
There it is!
Wow!
No, no, no!
He's a genius!
No, no, no!
Then we don't need Otani-san today!
Are you looking at the nation from above?
Amazing!
There's a bath inside, but I'm wondering which curtain to put in the unit bath.
No, no, it's inside!
It's always inside!
It's definitely inside!
If you go in when you're stopping, it's like a curtain and a bath tub.
I know, I know!
It's sticky.
You stop outside, right?
But you don't take a shower inside.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes!
And you know?
If you take a shower like this, it's sticky like this.
I don't like it!
That's because when warm air comes in, there's a rise in air flow.
It's more than 20,000 years old!
You chose Japanese information!
Why?
Because it's written in Japanese!
You forget it right away!
That's how it's used!
It's written in Japanese!
But now that I think of it, it doesn't irritate me anymore!
That's how it is!
That's right!
Also, Kosei, what's up with your room? You're sweating all the time!
If you ask me why I eat in my room, it's because I don't want my room to get dirty!
Absolutely!
I don't want my bed to get dirty, and I don't want to take a shower in my own room, so I don't want to wash my dirty body in my own room!
So you don't want your room to get dirty!
I don't want my room to get dirty!
That's why I really don't like my bed like this!
You don't like it!
I don't like it when it gets spilled!
I don't like it, but I eat like this!
So you don't have to worry about the bus mat getting wet or anything like that, do you, Assei?
Because I'm already wet when I come in!
Even your bath towel is used!
My bath towel is also used!
Even my pillow is used!
You don't bring it with you?
Sometimes I don't bring it with me!
Do you always sleep next to each other?
A lot of the time!
When we're about to leave, I ask him to be careful and talk to me for a bit, but when we're about to leave for the first time, there are a lot of people next to us!
I see!
And our rooms and walls are thin, too!
Since you're not here today, I've heard that you're having trouble sleeping next to Kosei because you're sweating!
Oh, me too?
In the past, when I took a woman to a hotel room and went back in, there was a hotel with a thin wall, and I thought "what if?" and knocked on the wall!
What if?
And I heard a girl's voice!
Do you like food?
No, I don't like it!
And on that day, I was taken in!
You can't say that to a musical instrument!
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April 7th, Thursday, 9pm!
I didn't come today, so I'm sweating.
A high school student next to me is in trouble.
Oh, me too.
Yes.
A long time ago, when I took a woman and went back to the hotel room,
in a hotel with a thin wall,
I knocked on the wall thinking "maybe".
The older brother in the next room said "sorry" in a low voice.
The older brother definitely put his ear to the wall and listened.
I don't like it!
I could hear it.
I thought I could hear a different voice from mine.
That's why you did it like that?
That's why I did it like that, normally.
I was like "what's going on?"
Then I could hear a woman's voice.
I was sweating and talking.
What's your hobby?
My favorite food.
I don't like it!
I'm already stuck in that day!
I don't like it!
Don't say it in a bad way!
I'm really bad at idol talk!
I'm really really bad!
I can't go any further than that!
You don't like it, do you?
I hate it!
I don't like it!
I want you to stop doing that when you're next to each other!
I used to think that there was a down dance in a combination.
When you're next to each other in a room.
How did you do it?
We were in the same room.
We were in the same room for about a week.
For a week?
In Okinawa, for a week, just the two of us. Of course, my manager was with me.
It was intense. I was eating takuan.
I was sleeping like crazy.
I could finally sleep in the morning.
He was sleeping like crazy.
I woke up like a horse and said, "Wake up!"
That was for a week.
I'm hungry.
From now on, we will have seven episodes of "Scary Otomare Incidents"!
So, if you have any questions for Matsumoto-san...
It's all about fingerprints, right?
It's all about lymphatic massage, right?
Who does lymphatic massage?
Me.
Lymphatic massage
I went to a hotel because they had lymphatic massage.
I was an old lady.
Lymphatic massage is usually done with kamipantsu and kamibra.
It's usually like that.
But it was kamipantsu and nobra.
They put a thin towel on me and I was a little embarrassed.
When I was about to lose my balance, they fixed it for me.
I see.
When I was about to faint, they took care of me so that I couldn't see anything.
I thought it was okay.
They also did it properly.
I thought they took good care of me.
They took off my towel and rubbed it against my chest.
They hid it so well and took it off at the end.
Now it's about boobs, so you don't have to worry about it.
If they took off my towel and rubbed it against my chest...
Mr. Ogawa, did you have one?
Yes, I did.
In Amsterdam...
Who is it?
It's me.
I went to Amsterdam for work.
I was in the same room as my staff.
It was like a hotel for tourists.
I was sleeping without opening the door.
When I woke up in the morning, my staff...
They took off my phone and my wallet.
I was so surprised.
But when I went abroad...
I put my wallet between my clothes...
I put my phone under my pillow.
My clothes were folded.
I didn't have any money in my wallet.
I folded it and went back.
Are you a professional?
Yes, I am.
He is a professional.
The safest place for cash abroad is a garbage bin.
I see.
Nobody picks up garbage bins.
Can you put it in there?
I've never done it.
I'm sorry.
Who told you that?
I don't know who told me that.
You were so persuasive.
I said it casually.
You looked like you were doing it.
I said it casually.
Now I'm surprised.
You're amazing.
You put your wallet between your clothes.
You didn't have any money in your wallet.
Idol's supervision.
I used to be a morning girl.
When I was a morning girl...
Now everyone is unhappy.
I'm happy.
Everyone is happy.
I'm happy.
Everyone is happy.
We usually had concerts on weekends.
We went to hotels for concerts.
We had many members.
We had many floors.
We rented a row of rooms.
All rooms were rented.
Our manager couldn't sleep.
He supervised us all the time.
He made sure no suspicious people came.
He made sure we didn't go out.
I wish you were there.
I had that possibility.
He didn't sleep at all and did everything for me.
When you were in "Ishihara Corps", did you drink together?
I made him drink every night in his room.
He couldn't drink at that time.
But he drank with everyone.
He doesn't drink much anymore.
It's annoying for people who don't drink to drink together.
He should have slept earlier.
But he didn't.
For example, if you don't have snacks, you don't want to eat snacks.
But if you want to eat snacks, you can't even buy them.
There was a drawer in the kitchen of the hotel.
Did you make it?
I opened the refrigerator and checked if there was anything in it.
There was nothing in it.
It doesn't make sense.
I ordered okonomiyaki at 2 o'clock in the morning.
I ordered it at about 10 o'clock in the evening.
I ordered it at about 2 o'clock in the evening because I needed it.
I thought I couldn't eat it.
But there was a safe in the hotel.
I put it in the safe.
Okonomiyaki.
I asked him if he was going to sleep.
When I got up, I asked him to open the safe.
When I opened it, it was okonomiyaki.
I had no choice but to be surprised.
I was surprised that okonomiyaki was in it.
You are bad at acting.
That's the only way.
Okonomiyaki was Hiroshima-style.
Either way is fine.
Nobody is happy.
Why are you happy?
Who is this 1 million yen rider?
This is me.
When my friend came to my house, she asked me to lend her something because it was cold.
And she said she wanted to go home.
So I got that rider.
I can't say I don't like it.
It's hard to say.
So I said okay and let him go home, but I forgot who I lent it to and he hasn't come back yet.
Still?
Still. It was this Chrome Hearts.
Wow, it looks expensive.
I bought a really good one with a lot of silver in it.
And I posted it on social media. Someone took my riders and said, "I'd like you to give me back a little."
But no one came to me, so I was really left alone.
Because you know how many people have stayed here, don't you?
Yes, I'm narrowing it down to three people.
That's bad.
I don't like it.
So I lent it to a rider and he hasn't come back yet.
Still?
Still.
This is a fan tour of 15 minutes of sleep time.
This is me.
I'm Yoshimoto and it's my 28th year.
When you're young, you go on a hot spring tour or a ski tour with your fans.
This is really bad for downturners, but our era is all about downturners.
Downturners go with their fans at that time.
We don't get on a ship for a fan and a Korean tour.
What do you mean?
Where are you from?
We just came back from Korea by plane.
But you two came back.
Koreans will do it.
It's a downturner. Koreans will do it.
The fans are saying it's a downturner.
Of course it is.
You're doing a bad business.
It's better to keep it cold for the fans.
As the next generation comes in, the fans who came when they were young no longer come.
I wanted to do the opposite of a downturner.
I made a menu in 15 minutes of sleep and set up a tour.
Then about 60 people came.
There's still time in the middle of the night.
So we called for a UFO at one o'clock in the middle of the night.
At that time, the Internet had written how to call for a UFO.
We all went to the parking lot and swam.
We crawled and swam back and sent a message to the UFO.
We just gave out yakisoba UFOs.
That's pretty popular.
If you had that much time, you should sleep.
You have to work hard.
We called for a UFO at one o'clock in the middle of the night.
We just gave out yakisoba UFOs.
Who is this?
Hamaya and Trump.
Who is this?
I'm sorry.
You did it.
I heard of this story.
You heard of it?
I heard of it.
I heard of this story too.
I heard about it from Diana Yusuke.
She likes to call her juniors and put them in the room and play with trucks.
It was a successful day of M-1.
So she gathered her juniors and decided to play with trucks instead of watching M-1.
So we decided to "trump" them.
It happened to be the final day of "m-one"
So we gathered our friends and instead of watching "m-one" we decided to "trump" them.
So we were "trumping" them and we had a TV and we turned on "m-one"
And we were doing it like this and our friends got curious so they started looking at us.
It's more "m-one" than "trump" right?
So they got curious and started looking at us.
And Hama-san said "shut up and turn off the TV"
What is this?
It's crazy!
So we said "shut up and turn off the TV" and we were watching with "m-one"
But on the other hand they got curious.
That's right!
So they all started looking at us and said "hey you guys focus on "trump" and turn off the TV!"
I'll do it now.
No, no, no!
You're the one who's wrong!
What are you saying?!
Seriously!
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