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(music)
(applause)
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
I took a break for two weeks.
It can't be helped.
Hamada san, you were very active.
You were very excited.
I wasn't excited.
It's tough.
(laughter)
I was wondering if you had that pattern.
No, I don't.
Just a little.
No, no, no.
I'm taking a break. You do it.
(laughter)
I don't know anything.
(laughter)
I'm sorry.
I'll take a break from time to time.
No, you can't.
(laughter)
It's not like that.
It doesn't have to be "downtown".
I know that.
Right?
I'll leave my name.
"downtown deluxe".
Right?
Shimofuri did it.
(laughter)
I knew Metroids would do it.
(laughter)
What is this?
Tonight, it's a variety show you won't believe in!
"Underground Comedian Special"!
You're just dragging me in!
Let me go!
I can't understand you and I can't predict what you're saying!
The comedies of the Indies are coming to "downtown"!
You guys, cut it out!
(laughter)
(bell ringing)
"Underground Comedian Special" is coming to "downtown"!
(applause)
It looks like a VR game.
Excuse me.
It's really started.
What?
What's wrong?
It looks like a VR game.
What are you looking at?
Let me check it out.
I thought it was you, Hamada-san, but it's you, Hamada- san's impersonator, Dekopin Hamachan's VR game.
Underground? I've never heard of it before.
All of my demons came from underground.
It's about eight times underground.
I like it, but I live underground.
Next up is Ranger-tain's little brother, Kunisagi.
He's calling me. He's calling me.
Excuse me.
Let's make a call.
He's calling me.
Excuse me.
Who is it?
It's Tuna-sushi.
Excuse me.
You can't talk to Tuna-sushi!
You can't!
This is it! This is it!
It's love, Alice.
Next up, please give us a chance!
While making the face of Iriomote Yamaneko, I will make the voice of Fukuro's crying.
Thank you very much!
This is the result of the 4th round.
Makoto-san, what is "underground entertainer" in the first place?
That's right. I don't know much about it.
To put it simply, underground entertainers can't appear on TV, can't appear in office concerts, and can't appear in big concerts.
They can only appear in concerts called "indies concerts" where entertainers pay for their own appearances.
That's what "underground entertainers" are about.
I see. Is this really Yoshimoto?
We don't have Yoshimoto's concerts at all, and we go underground.
You pay for your own appearances and look for concerts.
As expected, it's a strict world of entertainers.
Some of the entertainers who can appear on TV are stupid.
About 80% of them are underground entertainers in England.
I think Mr. Pekopa is already confused between entertainers who are in the middle and who are at the top.
I think everyone here is wandering in the middle.
"Underground entertainers" is written as "7200 yen" below.
That's a lot of money!
However, as Mr. Matsumoto said earlier, under "7200 yen", it's almost like "mantles".
There are "mantles" entertainers.
It's really hot in there.
These people also experienced "mantles" in front of "underground entertainers".
That's where they came from.
These two seem like "mantles" themselves.
They are "mantles" entertainers.
"Mantles".
Tonight's members who came from deep underground!
The first theme is "underground entertainers who come and go from offices".
Each of you started from Mr. Pekopa, Mr. Perry, and Mr. Oskar.
That's right.
Mr. Zako, of course, you started from Yoshimoto, didn't you?
That's right! I started from Yoshimoto in Osaka when I was 11 years old.
Mr. Kenkoba, Mr. Jinnai, Mr. Tamura, and Mr. Kenji.
We are an elite group.
And you quit.
We quit.
And we joined "mantles" as a duo.
I see.
"Mantles" disbanded.
We couldn't become "mantles" entertainers.
We didn't have the courage to become "mantles" anymore.
So we became cartoonists.
Cartoonists?!
There was a cartoonist era.
The theme of "g-mes" was a high-tension short concert.
So we drew a picture of it and brought it to him.
And the person in charge of cartoonist said, "I've never seen such a heavy cartoonist before!"
It was under the cartoonist world, wasn't it?
Yes, it was under the cartoonist world.
It was under the whole world.
What about you, "mob rider"?
At first, I also started from Yoshimoto.
From Yoshimoto?
Yes, "tokyo nsc".
Most of you started from Yoshimoto, didn't you?
Maybe you've heard of it, but I went to Yoshimoto.
Well, there weren't many schools there.
So I went there in the old days.
I went to Harisenbon or Shizuru or Noki.
But I stopped going there right away.
"nsc" teachers always talked about "downtown" in the beginning.
They did.
They tried to deceive me.
But we don't know "nsc" teachers.
Right.
But they made me look like "downtown" too.
They did.
You can't get used to "downtown" anymore.
You look like you've been there for a while.
So you became "free" or something like that.
Yes, and I became "mob rider".
What?
Let me say it one more time.
He is a hybrid entertainer who met Yoshimoto and a humanist in the basement.
And now he is happy to have Masaki as a guest.
Please speak smoothly.
Wait a minute, there is mud in my mouth.
Mud in the basement.
What are you doing?
This is NSC.
In our case, this person is too sharp and embarrassing.
I'm in the same situation as Matsumoto Hitoshi- san.
Really?
Yes, really.
I'm in the same situation as him.
I watched you on TV a lot.
And I thought you said the same thing as me.
We are in the same situation again.
But you overtook me once, right?
But you overtook me faster than Matsumoto-san.
We are in the same situation.
What happened to you?
Actually, I came here for you, Downtown-san.
For you, Downtown-san.
I like you, Downtown-san.
I like you.
When I like you...
There is a rumor that you like me.
It's already known.
It's not that sharp.
It's a little long.
It's not that sharp.
Did you join NEC twice?
Yes, I joined in 2008.
And I will join again in 2013.
I went to high school for four years.
And I joined in 2013 with Yama-
Yama?
Yes, Yama.
Hey, calm down.
I'm asking you, so say it smoothly.
Everyone, I have one request for you.
The following theme is...
Even if there's no audience, underground live will still be held, right?
That's right.
What about us?
Even if we say it's a live show, one or two people are already gone.
Sometimes, even if it's late, no one comes.
Sometimes, even if there's no audience...
Yes, yes.
But in that case, since there's no audience, everyone can just leave and go home.
Yes, yes, yes.
So we do it.
Underground entertainers don't ask for an ad-lib.
If we decide to do it, we do it.
Starting from the opening...
There's no one there...
And then, towards the end of it...
For the time being, we'll talk about an episode or something like that.
We'll do a theme too, right?
Yes, yes. "Please continue watching 'rank me'"
"Here you go!" And the theme starts.
And in the middle of it...
There was a time when one of the audience came in in the middle of "rock me" or something like that.
At that time...
We started over from the opening.
What?!
What does that mean?!
It's like...
For the time being...
The audience and the viewers...
It's hard for them to imagine what an underground live is like in Hamaichiko.
It's been a while since we filmed an underground live.
Oh, that's right!
Please watch the VTR.
Let's watch it!
Hello! I'm McGrider!
Hello!
Right now...
Yes, yes.
We're in Nakano.
Yes, we're in Nakano.
Nakano has been a place where entertainers have been performing for a long time.
Yes, it's a place where entertainers have been living.
There are a few small theaters.
Among them, there is a theater that has existed for a long time.
That is...
Nakano V Studio.
Do you know about Nakano V Studio?
It's an underground theater with a lot of apartments.
People who live there may not know about it.
It's like a literal underground live is being held.
Because a laughing live will be held today as well...
We decided to let you see a real underground live.
It's been a while since I've seen this.
This is amazing.
This is a guest seat.
40 to 50 people can fit in here.
By the way, compared to the Luminator Yoshimoto Yoshimoto has,
that size is about one-tenth of that.
This bench is also made by hand.
That's right.
As you can see, it's almost handmade.
It's handmade.
So you have to face forward.
You have to face forward.
The sound of rats running in the middle of this is noisy and you can't perform.
That's right.
I was surprised.
I think everyone has experienced it.
Even this ground.
Everyone has been through this before they can perform.
This is the so-called religious lighting.
Basically, there are no staff.
The entertainers operate it.
Everyone makes a mistake.
Are you two entertainers?
I'm a juggler from a combination called Kaihou Space Theater.
I'm a black cafe connoisseur.
It was a name I wouldn't call even if I asked you again.
I don't remember either of you.
The underground entertainers from 14 groups gathered for this day's live and started performing at 1:30 pm.
The number of customers has increased again.
It's noisy, isn't it?
It's not that fast.
When customers come in, it's noisy.
It's been 10 years since customers came.
By the way, today's live is free of admission.
In the underground live, the venue is crowded with entertainers and customers.
And there are underground entertainers.
The moment I said I wanted to laugh the most here, the person in front of me bit his nose.
He bit his nose.
And...
I'm the only one who can do it, so I have money like this, too.
Oh, you have it.
I see. She has money for the stage.
Yes, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
She's thinking about it.
If you have a long life...
I have a plan.
At the end of the show, the mogu rider is on the stage, too.
It's been about two years since I came to Nakano V Studio.
That's right.
It's dirty.
It's really dirty.
I see.
What about the audience?
It's really crowded.
When Shiba the mogu rider was doing a talk show in Nakano V Studio, I was a guest.
But first, a cockroach came after me.
It was like I was a guest with a cockroach.
Which one of you was a guest?
The cockroach got nervous and sat next to me.
The audience calmed down and said, "Oh, that's good."
At the end of the show, it was Shiba's birthday, so he said a word to the audience.
At that time, the mogu rider and the cockroach turned at a right angle.
Shiba was talking.
He ran out of here and flew to the audience.
The audience screamed.
One of them got up and sat on a chair and screamed like Sasuke.
He never came back.
He's gone somewhere.
What about the audience?
There are so few people, but what do you do with the money?
Well, it's a normal live show.
It's almost underground live.
You can go out, but you have to buy four tickets.
I see.
So I sold all of them and got zero plus.
I see.
So it's not profitable.
And there's a host.
The host of the live show.
Host.
Even in Gakoshima?
You're in the video.
Give it back!
And, um, Hatanaka, are you licking your lips?
You talk a lot.
I lied last time, so I'm going to talk a lot this time, too.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I'm going to talk a lot today, too.
Yes, you are.
Thank you very much.
It's a super rookie story battle.
We decided to go underground live for the first time because of the super rookie story battle.
We paid 2,400 yen for entry fee and went out.
We went out thinking, "Oh, there's a world like this."
But there were only entertainers in their 40s who went out.
There were no super rookies anywhere.
It's 2,400 yen per person, so the entry fee is 2.5 times that of M-1.
It costs a lot of money.
When we first went out, there were live shows where there were no audience at all.
There was a live venue called Nakano T.W.L. underground.
There's a stage, but when you come out of the dressing room, there's actually a hole in the stage.
You're just pulling a carpet on top of it, so when you come out of the dressing room, you twist your legs.
You get caught in a hole and your legs are pulled back and you go home.
It's a motivation, isn't it?
Yes, it's a motivation.
They give you a plastic bag at the entrance and you put your shoes in it.
That's right.
I did a story once in Suwashi.
I'll give you a chance to look at the live survey.
Was it written that you had smelly feet?
Yes, there is.
Well, that happens.
Since Pekopa came out of here, he's been popular with underground entertainers.
He was a little pop.
If you can get an audience, that entertainer is the winner.
I'm sorry, but I think it was interesting.
No, there were quite a few times when Pekopa wasn't so interesting.
Yes, it's true.
But it's true. We said it ourselves, but he was really slippery.
But only the audience called him.
It was a little popular, but you could call the audience, right?
So in our first live show, in the end, only the audience was Shupen's friends.
And that's how we won our first live show.
You didn't play any games at all, did you?
It's called "boys love manzai".
There was a time when Shupen was playing.
Shupen was playing and hitting Shouinji.
He kissed Shoupen and kissed Shoupen's hand again.
It's something only unmarried women can accept.
You did a lot of things.
Where did you do your live shows?
"TWL" is still a luxury.
Yes, it is.
We didn't have any money.
The only place where we could make ends meet was "Kouminkan"'s Japanese-style room.
Thank you.
You could borrow about 1,000 yen for a Japanese- style room.
That's where the legendary "co-operative distrust" started.
What is that?
What is that? Who made it?
We gathered co-operative distrust entertainers like "Interesting Takeshi".
"Intake", right?
"Give up Okubo-san".
I won't let you do that!
"Give up Okubo-san".
I don't have energy!
"Give up Okubo-san", we've known each other for 20 years.
But we've never seen each other "take" anything.
There's a urban legend of underground entertainers.
If you see "Give up Okubo-san" "take" anything, you'll die.
I've done a lot of live shows in a Japanese-style room.
Live shows in a Japanese-style room are hosted by entertainers.
And entertainers have been around for weeks and weeks.
I went out and suddenly turned the room black.
It was a live show where you could only say who you like.
If you were talking normally, suddenly someone turned the room black.
Ah, there was someone I liked when I was in high school.
But in the end we broke up.
You could only say who you like in order.
We went on a school trip.
In the end we went on a school trip and broke up.
We broke up.
Downtower-san, you don't think you've ever had a concert like this where there's no audience at all?
Have you?
Well, we do have concerts in Kyoto and Kagetsu.
Downtower-san, we do have concerts in Kyoto and Kagetsu when there's only two or three of us.
Really?
Even so, we were forced to do it.
Do you like each other at those times?
Do you like each other?
Would you like me to say it again?
Say it again?
Don't say it again.
What's wrong?
Don't say it again.
"It's strange, but I could see the "downtower-san" that Kuni-san was talking about in your eyes."
"The "downtower-san" in my eyes?"
Over here.
I didn't get it.
Alright, here's our next topic!
Underground entertainers can't be satisfied just by showing their stories normally!
What do you mean?
Well, we're always doing crazy things.
That's right.
If we were to say it,
even though we're underground entertainers,
we're always performing at crazy shows like the Kyoto Fushin Yose.
We're always pursuing interesting things,
and if we were Yoshimoto,
our employees would say that it's no good,
but we don't have anyone to stop us,
so we're always going crazy.
Normally,
we have a name called 'Somehow Yose',
but last year we performed at Hachitsujo,
before Matsuo flew away.
Matsuo.
That kind of entertainer.
While performing 'Apple Farmer' in Nagano,
sometimes he comes to perform comedy.
He's a good entertainer.
There's a show hosted by Matsuo,
called 'Blood Pit Yose'.
Yes.
That's weird.
If you compare it to 'Kirinai no Koto Tsutsui',
it's Kirinai Yose.
That's right.
That's true.
We don't say 'Hasho' for shows.
In the opening,
Matsuo says to the audience,
in only one place of today's show,
the element of 'Blood Pit' is hidden,
so please look for it!
That's what he says.
Yes.
From there on,
the audience is like,
'where is it?'
The story progresses normally.
Yes, it's a story live.
This outfit,
that one person in this group is wearing,
might be the outfit for 'Blood Pit' in that movie.
I see.
Yes.
And I keep thinking about that,
so I don't want anyone
to focus on the story.
No one.
No one will believe it.
Everything.
That's right.
On that day, we decided who would be the ninja by rock- paper-scissors.
And we were playing eight-piece.
The ninja could pass behind you while you were playing.
Do you know what I mean so far?
No.
No?
I don't know.
No one knows.
When you are playing, you can't call the ninja "Ijita" if you pass behind you.
And the ninja who passed behind you will get a discount on that day for free.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it too high?
Ninjas can only come out once.
They can only come out once.
And the ninja who passed behind you will get a discount.
But the ninja is an entertainer, right?
He is an entertainer.
But he doesn't want to be a ninja. Does he want to be a comedian?
Ninjas are "injan" and...
"Injan"?!
Rock-paper-scissors!
If you are pulled by a ninja, you will be pulled by a ninja!
Ninja and ninja and ninja and...
Why do the staff here like ninjas so much?
I thought you were behind me.
Aren't you calling me a ninja?
If you pass me, I will give you a discount today.
Discount!
And...
A snowman...
You don't have to say "paaah".
He calls himself a "snowman" because he is cold and slippery.
And there is a "fridge man" here.
Yes, there is.
He is dressed like a fridge man.
And he says "fridge, junk!"
Cucumber, junk!
Ride a bike!
Cucumber, cucumber, cold!
Does he cool you down?
Yes, he cools you down.
This "snowman" and "fridge man" are not on good terms.
There is a "snowman" and "fridge man" after "snowman" and "fridge man" says...
I'm colder than him.
How about you, Jessica Shinku?
I'm not a comedian anymore, but...
There is a legendary underground comedian called Mr. Bokunoh.
He does a live performance called "green and manzai" called "plant and manzai".
It's "green and manzai" and "green and manzai".
At the venue, in front of the stand mic, Mr. Bokunoh...
He flew a single plant, one by one, to the seed of the plant and it bloomed.
Then he planted the plant.
And he waited until the plant grew.
Then the plant grew and the leaves grew like this.
And he touched Mr. Bokunoh like this and...
Of course, he was pushed into the plant.
Until he was pushed into the plant...
At the venue...
He did a live performance called "living".
Hello, my name is Mr. Bokunoh.
Mr. Bokunoh regrets his legendary underground live performance.
What is "plant and manzai" like?
It's scary.
The legend of underground comedian club.
This is the video of "plant and manzai" like.
Hello.
My name is Noto.
Today, you know,
there are many beautiful people.
From here.
Mr. Deppin, Mr. Deppin.
Mr. Deppin, skip one person.
Planting seeds after blooming,
waiting for "plant and manzai" like comment,
18th.
It's a joke series, isn't it?
Finally, the leaf hits Mr. Deppin's body.
The joke is successful.
It's rude.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
It really happened.
It's amazing.
Mr. Mignot and others,
fix the grapes in a bag here.
When you imitate Mr. Lee and Mr. Takeshi,
people do like this.
You imitate Mr. Takeshi and make wine here.
Takeshi wine.
It's amazing.
Are there any regular live hosts besides entertainers?
Of course, there are hosts besides entertainers,
but it's strange.
For example, there are about 30 groups of entertainers.
One group has about 3,000 songs.
It's not expensive to rent a box.
It must be very popular.
You don't have to invite guests.
You can get a lot of money just by entertainers.
What's worse is,
people say "I'm the same age as Nai Nai."
"I'm the same age as Nai Nai." It's very suspicious.
"I'm the same age as Nai Nai." There was such a person in my generation.
Have you met him?
Yes, I have.
I've drunk with him in Hatana.
Really?
That's right. He invites many entertainers to come to his show.
When I first appeared in his show, everyone didn't know anything about me.
They said, "You have a part-time job after this." But I refused.
I didn't know what was going on.
They asked me how Hatana was doing.
I didn't know why I refused.
I said, "Is it open?"
Then we went to drink together.
Wow!
I've heard rumors about him.
He used to be an entertainer.
But he lost his hair.
He quit being an entertainer because he didn't want to lose his hair.
And...
When he went to Sentoh,
people said he was wearing a hat.
That's right.
His eyebrows are as yellow as if he had curry for dinner.
That's right.
His eyebrows are as yellow as if he had turnip rice.
What about you, Uranja Team?
We are writers called "sammagoten."
All of us are gathered in a public hall.
Entry fee is 2,000 yen.
I see.
And we say, "Welcome to the huge sammagoten."
What's that?
If we show a story and if the writer likes it,
we might be able to appear in a sammagoten.
That's suspicious.
We blur it out.
Every time we show a story and show it to everyone,
when we announce the results, we say, "There won't be a sammagoten this time."
That's weird.
It's weird.
We only take money.
It's weird.
But it's good.
You take it all the way and say, "Wow!"
It's weird.
The next theme is this!
Chika entertainers hate me for being a receptionist girl.
Masuo-san, do you want to hear it again?
No, I don't want to hear it.
It's really enough.
Please.
There's more.
No, I want to appear in more songs.
What's wrong?
I was enjoying the second half of the recording so much that I had my neck closed for a long time.
I want to appear in more songs!
Masuo-san, do you want to appear in more songs?
Takahashi Hideki's "Cool Girl" is good.
I want that!
There are two songs.
Sit down!
Also, Anidas' "Ichiban Hashikko" is good.
That's enough!
Say it!
What do you think?
Don't think you can use what you said earlier!
It's no good.
Now, let's talk about "Chika entertainers tend to reach out to receptionist girls."
In big offices and such, the receptionist is usually a company employee.
However, Chika entertainers don't have a company.
It's quite common for fans to be the receptionist of the host of the show.
It's quite close.
When I noticed it, a fan was doing reception.
When I noticed it, I was reaching out to her.
When you noticed it?
When I noticed it, she stopped coming to the show.
As a Chika entertainer, an interesting person says it to me.
"Do you like me?" "Yes, I do." "Wait, wait, wait."
What's with you?
You're like Mr. Zomachorn!
I went out with her.
When I asked her if she liked me, she said, "You know that senior entertainer?"
You know that senior entertainer?
I became friends with all of them.
But, Tomoshige-san is a woman who is very active.
She's not just a receptionist.
She feels the same way about her junior female entertainers.
Can I say something?
There's another story.
There's a junior female entertainer called Ms. U-beam.
I fell in love with her.
I asked her out for a meal.
But, I couldn't go any further than that.
On my way home, I was frustrated.
I wanted to do something.
I threw all of my luggage on the floor.
U-beam-san was picking up my luggage.
I was looking at his butt from behind.
I don't have a problem with that.
Because you're an erotic first class.
What can I do to make you stay?
Has anyone ever dated a receptionist?
Oh, yes.
I dated a receptionist from a primitive office.
A primitive office?
Yes.
She belongs to A.D. Murphy.
Not A.D. Murphy, but A.D. Murphy in alphabet.
A.D. Murphy means "cultured human".
You said you didn't like this kind of thing, but you keep saying things you don't know.
I keep piling up things I don't know.
Sometimes, a receptionist encourages me.
Hey, don't be sad. Let's get married.
What!?
Marriage!?
Chance Oshiro's marriage comes to a sad ending.
It's hot!
Have you ever dated a receptionist?
Yes, Chance.
"Hey, Oshiro-san, I've been rejected." He encourages me like that.
Hey, don't be sad. Let's get married.
What!?
You got married!?
What a coincidence!
My son was born.
You got married, right?
And we broke up.
That's crazy!
I said, "How can this happen?"
I'm sorry!
Half a year later, Iwatsuki Hebrisgyon...
What!?
Iwatsuki Hebrisgyon...
I said, "Don't you want to see your son's face?"
I went out with Iwatsuki Iwatsuki in the evening of nursery school.
You went out with your son?
Yes, my ex-wife took care of my son.
My ex-wife took care of my son.
You were in a fight, weren't you?
I got angry and got angry.
Iwatsuki asked me to go to a game center.
I said, "Let's play Tekken."
A fighting game.
Iwatsuki didn't attack me.
I turned around and asked, "Iwatsuki, why don't you attack me?"
Iwatsuki said, "Hit me until you're satisfied."
Hot!
What a story!
I can't do it!
It's a story of a tearful Tekken player.
Even though it costs money, it's a game, right?
How about you, Ranjya Team?
For us, it was back in the days of indie games,
where fans weren't allowed to show their hands.
But Gorgeous-san...
Yes, Gorgeous-san gathered us all together at a bar,
and he gave us a big talk.
We only talked about it once, so he told us to listen to it a lot.
You guys can show your hands in front of the fans.
That's what we were told.
And then we all showed our hands.
You didn't say anything!
What's with you?
Ozawa-san, what about you?
For us...
We don't have any crisis management skills,
so we just follow whatever happens.
We have a junior, an ex-American BB Chicken player, Sugimoto.
- That's a long time! - Ex-ex-ex!
He had a girlfriend, but when he heard that they broke up,
he called Sugimoto right away and told him that he really liked her,
but Sugimoto was in high spirits.
About a week later, he met Sugimoto and said,
Ito-san, it was really hard for me that day,
after he hung up the phone.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
He was drinking beer alone near Okubo Park in Shinjuku.
A beautiful woman in her late 30s approached him and said,
Boy, what are you doing?
"It's none of your business!" he said.
"It's okay," he said, looking sad.
Actually, I want you to break up with her.
"I'll heal you." he said.
Sugimoto said, "Even if you say that, you don't have any money."
"I don't need money. Come with me," he said.
Sugimoto followed him.
He went up the stairs and stopped at a place like a ruins building,
like a dance floor on the third floor.
"Take it off," he said.
Sugimoto said, "Here?"
"Yes," he said. "Take it off," he said. "Okay," he said.
As soon as he put his pants down,
the emergency door opened.
Sugimoto thought he was completely trapped,
but as soon as it opened,
the woman grabbed his hand and said,
Run away!
The two of them went down the stairs and ran about 100 meters.
When they raised their heads, they raised theirs, too.
They made eye contact.
They laughed and hugged each other and went to a hotel.
What are you talking about?
I've heard a lot about you.
You're talking nonsense.
There are a lot of underground comedians whose characteristics have changed.
There is a comedian called "Marionette Brothers' Inoue".
I've heard of him many times.
His comedy is very interesting.
He is a normal comedian.
But his personality is not good for ordinary three- dimensional women.
Sometimes, he is not good for people in two dimensions.
He is not good for people in two dimensions.
He can only get excited about fish.
What?
He can only get excited about fish.
And, it's a dead fish.
It's not just any fish.
It's an alive fish that is thrown up and dies on the ground.
It's the one that excites you the most.
But you don't have any.
You don't have any.
It's amazing.
I was worried about you.
For example, if you see a doll and get excited about it, you will gradually get closer to humans.
Inoue said, "I was a doll at first."
Oh, you went from a doll and went down to a fish.
I went down.
That's right, you went down.
I went this way.
Cute, cute.
Amu-san, please do something for him.
Please do something for him.
Undercover entertainers are scary.
They are special.
Here is the next topic.
Undercover entertainers often make adults angry on TV.
This is...
Have you ever been angry before?
Of course, I have been angry a lot.
But sometimes I want to say something I shouldn't say.
A while ago, I appeared on NHK's live comedy show as a young man.
We looked like this.
We said we didn't pay the reception fee.
But many customers came.
That's right.
That's the first time in my life.
It's not a comedy show, it's a reception show.
I can't help it now.
At that time, my life was like this.
It's not a supermarket's life.
It's a supermarket's life.
It's a different life.
At that time, my life was like this.
It's a different life, so you can't do it.
You can't do it.
He is kind.
I've been reflecting on myself, but he hasn't reflected on himself yet.
What should we do?
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
A while ago, Sugimoto-kun.
Do you know him?
Yes, I know him.
I heard about it.
One day, his girlfriend dumped him.
He was standing in the park.
A woman in her 30s came to him.
What are you doing?
It doesn't matter.
She was crying.
What's wrong?
My girlfriend dumped me.
I'll heal you.
Let's go.
She climbed up the stairs.
She opened her arms wide.
Wow! She dumped me!
She opened her arms wide.
Let's run away!
They ran away.
While they were running...
They looked at each other.
They did this...
And they told me they were going to a hotel together.
Your guts are so strong!
I don't know what happened, but I couldn't stop you in the middle.
You're a genius.
You were better!
I can't believe this.
I don't think an idiot would get mad.
There is a meeting of this kind of program, right?
At the meeting, I ask the director to do this kind of bokeh.
There is a bokeh called "Akira 100%" that I exaggerated too much.
When I say it to the director, he says, "Oh, that's good."
This is a new bokeh made by a new bokeh.
Throw the rice cake and say, 'Isn't it cold?'
When I say it to the director, he says, "Let's do it."
It's a new bokeh, so it's okay.
So I did it.
And I received it at the scene.
I thought it was good and looked at it.
It was cut exactly.
Shut up!
You told me to do it.
I'll do anything.
I'll do it for you.
Do you have it?
I confirmed it today.
Oh, I see.
So the meeting is over.
The meeting is over.
It's cold!
I didn't know you were throwing away our clothes!
No, I didn't!
If you didn't, you wouldn't think about it!
That's enough!
You guys, stop it!
That's enough!
It's not over yet!
The mud hasn't come off yet!
How was it, everyone?
Have you ever made a senior comedian angry?
How about you, Pekopa?
Yes, it's me.
When I first appeared on TV, I thought it was a chance.
But I wanted to leave a mark and be remembered.
There was a commercial program that Takeshi was in.
After this, Pekopa made a huge mistake!
Takeshi was furious!
First of all, with a hammer...
How about you, Pekopa? Have you ever made a senior comedian angry?
Yes, it's me, but when I started appearing on TV, I thought it was a chance.
I wanted to leave a mark and be remembered.
There was a program that Takeshi was doing on a commercial show.
When we finished the story and I could talk with Takeshi,
I said "shube de!" to Takeshi and got really close to him.
- With a fist bump? - Yes, with a fist bump.
And I don't know why, but with the hammer he had to hit the gong, I almost got beaten up.
When I glanced at Takeshi, he was already famous when he was "outrageous".
I'm going to kill you for real!
- Seriously? - It was a miracle of talent.
How about you, Isenguji?
When we appeared on a program in Kansai, it was a talk show.
Takeshi really wanted to know if it was a lie or not.
When I was asked if I would get involved with a senior comedian or if I would be loved by them,
I said I went drinking with Sanma-san once a week,
and I did a live show with Ucchan-nanchan-san once a month.
But I didn't get stronger.
So I couldn't say "it can't be like that".
This possibility...
Ucchan-nanchan-san also made a story like that.
I couldn't say it because I was strong.
I don't think you made it.
So it became like this.
It became like this.
Even in that case, the emcee, Higashino-san, changed it for me and it worked out.
Later, when I had my senior say hello in the dressing room, I said "Hong Kong-san" and...
Hong Kong-san said "don't lie", "don't lie to your senior", and got mad at me.
But no matter what I said, he thought it was useless.
So he told me to tell my partner.
It's usually painful for me.
It was the same day, wasn't it? We went together for the first time in a while.
Yes, we were both a little angry.
Emcee was also angry.
Hong Kong-san?
Yes, Hong Kong-san.
When I was in high school, I did "gots" and stuff like that.
People said I looked like Hong Kong-san and my nickname was "Hong Kong".
It looked like bullying and I didn't like it.
So when I told Hong Kong-san about it, he got really mad at me.
Why?!
Why do you cry when you're called "Hong Kong"?!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
If you impersonate Hong Kong-san, you'll get mad at me.
I was told I was ten years too early.
I see.
What about you, Oshiro?
Ah, yes, me...
I have a bad habit of shouting.
Ah, is that so?
So, it's been four years and two months since I quit drinking.
I was drinking with Matsumoto-san at this distance at the end of "A Story That Doesn't End Until Four Years".
I thought I was going to throw up.
I hadn't talked about it for a while.
Ah, you heard about it.
Yes.
Suddenly, I said, "Matsumoto-san! Let's have a big fight!"
Scary!
Scary! Scary!
I don't remember. I heard about it, but...
You don't remember?
What is it?!
Matsumoto-san said, "Let's have a big fight!"
I answered right away. I gave him the topic and answered right away.
Who? Who? Yes!
Give me a chance! Do something! Do something! Do something!
Then, I said, "Matsumoto-san, I've been longing for you for a long time!"
You said we should have a big fight, didn't you?!
It became like that.
Yes.
Ah, that's how it is.
I'm sorry. Let me reflect on myself.
You're drunk, aren't you?!
I haven't been drinking for four years and two months.
You haven't been drinking since then?
I haven't been drinking at all.
Even my wallet...
I have a habit of throwing it in the river when I'm drunk.
Your wallet?!
Yes.
I thought I was bound by difficulties.
Then, I lost my driver's license 27 times.
How do you know that?!
When I was updating my license, I was called out of my private room.
Really?!
They asked me if I was playing games or something like that.
I said, "All my data is in my computer."
When I looked it up, I lost my license for the third time in Tokyo.
You still have it?!
Yes.
The person who lost it the most was 79 years old and lost it 81 times.
What are you talking about?!
I've seen men being scolded by down-dancers.
It's not like that.
It's terrible.
It's terrible. I don't think you know it yet.
I'm going to tell you a story.
It's my first time telling it in front of down- dancers.
Can I say it now?!
Can you say it?!
Is it okay?!
Can I say it?!
Is it okay?!
Can you say it?!
I went to Sugimoto-kun.
Is it okay?!
It can't be funny!
I went to Sugimoto-kun and...
Why do you keep going?!
I went to Sugimoto-kun and...
I'm not saying anything! Go over there!
I was being scolded.
Stop it! Go over there!
I was being scolded.
You're going to get scolded!
Go over there!
I was sitting on the bench.
Why do you keep doing it?!
A woman in her 30s asked me, "What's wrong?"
I said, "I've been scolded."
She said, "It's okay. I'll comfort you."
She took my hand and ran away.
I thought it would be a good feeling.
Did you really get scolded?
Yes.
I opened the door and thought, "I've been scolded!"
A woman ran past me and said, "Run away!"
She ran away.
We looked at each other and said, "Hahaha!"
We hugged each other and went to a love hotel.
Let's gather everyone but him later!
Everyone but him! Everyone but him!
Wait a minute!
I didn't say anything but...
I've been watching you for a year and I think you're the most ambitious one!
That's not true!
He's already angry at you but...
But you're still doing it!
Give me a chance!
After this, Rangers will make Downtown even angrier!
Rangers vs Downtown, what will happen?
Let's watch it!
- Sorry about that! - Yes...
- What is this? - So big...
- Here we go! - So big...
Macchan, Hama-chan!
Macchan! Macchan! Macchan!
As I thought, it's Hama-chan!
Hama-chan! Hama-chan!
This is bad!
Hama-chan! Macchan! Hama-chan!
Um, can I call you Sugimoto-kun?
That's weird!
What a nice room!
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