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- Are you okay? - Yes, thank you.
Okay.
What?
What is it with you?
I don't know what's going to happen.
It seems like everyone is still excited.
I don't like it after Mr. Katsumata.
Nice work.
If you do that, you won't have a voice next time.
It's better to cool it down after you use it.
I don't like it.
What's going on?
Why are you eating?
I'm sorry!
I don't know why but he's eating.
Hey!
It's weird to say "change" to him.
Yes, that's wrong!
Yes!
Say hello!
Let's do it!
Nice face!
Kodal and Deluxe.
Deluxe, Deluxe.
What a nice guy.
Don't say that!
Social distance!
Isn't it your first time to be on a panel like this?
No, it's my first time.
It's your first time, right?
Deluxe is my first time.
Deluxe is special, you know.
Everyone is doing like this and putting something in from the side.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, yes.
That's your job for today.
Everyone is doing bad things.
I'm sure you're watching at home.
You're watching, right?
I don't know if you like it or not, but Hamada-san is a little energetic.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Well then, everyone, let's get started!
Starting from this corner...
The star is, as I thought, amazing!
Entertainment world's shocking truth!
Tonight's guests are these six people!
They have such a broad relationship with each other,
but have you actually seen or heard of them?
Let me introduce you to their well-known faces!
First up is this one!
Wow, amazing!
It's like this!
It's amazing!
The way it looks is amazing!
It's amazing!
It's a little hard to see, isn't it?
It's really rough!
Is it only like this?
There is only a lot of it!
It's amazing!
First of all, I don't want to see this.
"Hello, I'm in space right now." Whose story is this?
This is mine!
A call from Maezawa's afternoon.
Hello, I'm in space right now.
A little while ago, I went to Osaka for work.
In Osaka, I ate dinner with Mr. Sugashikao.
At a Japanese restaurant where crabs are served...
Sugashikao also came out?
It's amazing! It's amazing!
I want to hear Sugashikao's spin-off.
That's it!
"The crabs are delicious," I said.
It's like a crab leg shabu-shabu.
We ate it together.
A phone rang.
I picked up the phone and it said, "Texas State, Houston."
I picked up the phone and it said...
Hello, I'm Maezawa from space right now.
A phone call came in.
It's true!
A phone call flew in!
How did it fly in?
It flew from the International Space Station to NASA's Texas facility...
and then it came in on an international phone call.
It's amazing!
How much money did it cost?
It's amazing!
I'm really curious about it.
I'm curious about it, too!
Apparently, it cost about four people.
Who? Who?
But it's amazing.
Because a bamboo was chosen.
It was Governor Chiba and...
"Welcome to Chiba," he said...
and SoftBank's Mr. Son...
and Hikakin...
Hikakin!
and for some reason, I've never met a bamboo tree.
They're unique members.
I said to the person who helped me...
There's about 15 minutes of free time in space...
where you can make a phone call.
I just made a phone call!
"Wow, really?!" I said.
"How is it in space?" I asked.
Well, there's a blue earth right in front of me...
and there's a space station about the size of a soccer field floating there.
"I'm moved! It's amazing!" I said.
"Really?!" I said.
"I'm Maezawa from space!" I said.
"Really?! No way! Seriously?!" I said.
Can I buy it?
There's Mr. Sugashikao...
can I buy it?
"Of course!" I said.
Oh, hello!
How is space?
He asked me the same question!
I got really excited!
And then, after that...
I felt like I was half in space...
and my crab got better...
Crab doesn't change its taste.
After listening to this amazing story, I can't talk anymore!
That's because it's space!
It's in space!
This is also in space, isn't it?!
I'm Kagawa from Kabuki Association.
Oh, I know this.
Kabuki Association's Steve Jobs.
Kagawa Teruyoki.
In the Kabuki Association I'm quite busy, they call me 'one-time-signal-man.'
Yes, that's right.
As an actor, when I first appeared in a movie, I didn't know much about anything other than Kabuki.
I didn't know much about the world of movies.
So I asked Mr. Kagawa, who is always helping me with Kabuki Association, for advice.
First of all, he showed me the script. I played the role of No. 6 in my first movie.
He put me in one of the most famous members.
When I saw the order of my name, I was called 'KenKen.'
KenKen, if you do what I told you, you can definitely get an Academy Award.
- Are you that confident? - "You can definitely get it."
First of all, there are people with very high IQs who live in Tokyo.
First of all, in terms of script, you should dress up like a Kabuki artist.
- He told you that? - Yes, he did.
You should dress up like a Kabuki artist and talk slowly.
From the first introduction, you should talk slowly and express yourself.
First of all, you should make that atmosphere your own.
- Wow. - I see.
He taught me how to do certain things.
- But I did get an Academy Award. - Wow!
- Really? - That's amazing!
It's all thanks to him.
As soon as I heard about it, I reported it to Mr. Kaga.
I knew it!
"That's for sure!" "KenKen told me exactly what I said."
"You said it, didn't you?" He remembered what I said.
But he hasn't seen the movie yet.
I did a good job! I think I did a good job!
How about in private? Do you see each other often?
In private, we go out for drinks.
We drink and have fun together.
Then we go to sleep and throw up.
Sleep and throw up!
That's too bad!
It's like throwing up easily.
That's nice.
Who wrote this, Mr. Sanma?
Oh, me!
20 million yen!
Mr. Akashia's scale is too big!
It just came to me.
I wrote a novel called "Drop".
It sold well.
Do comedians often say "that's a lot of money"?
I was about to say that.
I'm not going to say it, but it makes you feel good, doesn't it?
I went to Mr. Sanma's studio before recording and said hello.
"Oh, I heard that "Drop" is selling well."
Oh, thank you.
"That's a lot of money," he said.
At that time, I said, "Oh, it's 40 million yen."
Then, Mr. Sanma said, "Oh, is that all?"
Then I'll say it!
That's so cool!
That punch didn't work.
Of course, I'm not going to brag about it.
I know you've earned more than that.
If you say that, I'll say it.
It was so cool that Mr. Sanma couldn't laugh at all on the day of the recording.
That's right.
He's become such a person.
If you say that, you'll exceed 40 million yen.
That's right!
If you think you've earned a million yen now...
That's right.
But, really...
After I closed the door, I said, "That's so cool!"
That's so cool!
I heard a rumor.
This New Year's Day, from Mr. Sanma to Mr. Hamada, there was a New Year's ball.
Really?
That kind of...
I got it.
From Mr. Sanma?
Not me.
It happened to be in the school next door.
After the recording, we were having a meeting.
Mr. Sanma came in and said, "It's a recording."
I thought I should go home early.
You should say hello!
That's right!
I say hello whenever I see him, but if he comes out early, I go home right away.
We were having a meeting and I thought it was over, but he came in.
I said, "It can't be helped."
I said, "It feels good, but it can't be helped."
And I said, "I'm an adult and I smoke a lot."
And I had a cigarette in the middle.
I said, "Hello."
He said, "Hello."
I said, "Nice to meet you."
He said, "Huh?"
I said, "I'm going home."
We're all juniors.
That's right.
He said, "Will you come out?"
I said, "No, I won't come out."
He said, "Please do your best."
I said, "I'm going home."
He said, "Hey, I'm going to have a match."
He's cool.
He's a good person.
I said, "Huh?"
He said, "Thank you."
I said, "You're stupid. You and I are sons."
I said, "We were two when we were kids."
I said, "Was I too old?"
He said, "No, I'm still in middle school."
You're lying!
You're already an adult!
Did you forget?
That's amazing.
But I was the first to get a New Year's gift when I entered this world.
Oh, in a grave?
Yes.
I couldn't throw away my grave bag.
That's amazing.
It's a rumor, but if you have a little trouble, you can solve it with that grave bag.
You're like a doctor.
You're a great person.
He's like a doctor.
That's right.
What's next?
Oh, is it this?
That's me.
Yuya Uchida.
Why is Yuya Uchida covered in blood?
Every year on New Year's Day, we always have a New Year's concert.
In the past, we did it in Asakusa.
But for the first time, we did it in front of Yasuo Garigiya.
And we went out.
But we finished in second place.
We said, "Oh, we have to go say hello to Yuya- san."
And in front of Yuya-san's dressing room...
There were two servings of sake.
And one of the waiters came up to me and said, "Oh, I'll drink it for you."
And I said, "Oh, thank you."
And I drank it.
And I got drunk.
Because I wasn't used to drinking.
And I drank it.
And I said, "Here it is! Here it is!"
And I opened it and Yuya-san's dressing room said...
Hey, be quiet. It looks like you.
And I said, "Oh, I'm sorry."
And I peed.
And I drank it again.
And I forgot about it.
And I said, "Oh, shut up, you idiot!"
And I drank it again.
And I said, "Hey, shut up, you idiot!"
You sound like him more than before.
And I drank it again. And I forgot about it.
And I said, "Oh, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if you drink it or not!"
And I drank it again. And I said, "Oh, it doesn't matter if you drink it or not!"
And I said, "Hey, I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
And I said, "Oh, I'm sorry!" And I said, "Go home!"
And he said, "Go home! Go home! Go home!"
And I went home.
And about a week later, there was a shop in Harajuku where Yuya and Origia come.
And we were drinking at the counter.
The band members and us were drinking, and then Papa came out and said,
Hey, you guys don't like alcohol, so be careful when you drink it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
And Yuya sat down, and when Bourbon started drinking, he went to the bathroom.
And he didn't come back at all.
And I was like, "What's wrong with him?"
I looked down and saw blood coming out of the glass I was holding.
And I was drinking it.
What's that?
I said, "Iya-san, look, there's blood coming out of it."
Oh, when I went to the bathroom, I was laughing in the mirror, so I hit you.
Really?
I thought you were a psychopath.
I thought you were a little cool.
He really does that.
Scary.
That's amazing.
But speaking of scary, this person also has a scary image.
Who is this?
Oh, Machan saw it.
I saw it.
The sword of wrath, the iron sword of anger.
You were in a drama with him, right?
That's right.
That bastard Hojikuri talked to me.
Did you see it? Did you see it?
Machan, you can't do that. You're too relaxed.
I'm in the middle of a show.
I didn't see it.
Isn't it terrible? Did you see it?
I don't think anyone would do something like that.
You were in a drama with him, right?
I was doing it.
I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You were doing it.
Yes.
You have the image of being a little selfish, right?
Yes.
But you're not like that, really.
We were in a drama together a few times.
You're very pure, straight-forward, serious and passionate.
That's right.
I know you're passionate, but why were the staff and co-stars around you so scared?
No, I'm serious.
For example, if a young person was playing a play on New Year's Day,
the play was a little different.
Where did you get that play you've seen before, you bastard?!
So I got angry and said, "Harder!"
and did it for an hour break.
I got into it.
At the rehearsal, Shokei was my boss and I was his subordinate.
I said, "I've been saying this for a long time, but I'm going to quit this company."
It was a pretty nervous and serious scene.
Mr. O'Doug had the next scene,
so right outside of the set, he shouted, "Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun!"
Mr. Shokei looked at me and said, "Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun!"
and said, "Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun!"
and I said, "See?! The actor is doing it seriously!"
Don't make that kind of noise!
It was a mysterious scene.
I guess you could say that.
Of course, it was a serious scene.
At that moment, Mr. Shokei said, "It's okay, Mr. Hisaboshi."
You can do it as you like.
Don't worry about time.
Just say what you think.
I was crying there.
I couldn't say anything but, "Thank you, Mr. Hisaboshi."
I was really desperate.
But I had a lot of strong feelings.
For example, when I was on the phone on TV,
one of the ways I put in my phone card was, "Oh, no. No."
The director said, "Please do it like this."
I said, "No, no, it's not like that. It's not the right timing."
I was doing it like this.
I said, "Oh, I'll do it like this."
But the director said, "You're making it difficult for me."
I turned around and looked back.
The director's nose came out of his mouth.
Why?
I started to get nervous.
I think I was hit in that moment.
But even though I was hit and my nose came out of my mouth...
Of course, I'm talking like this and like that.
But I love Mr. Shokei so much.
I love him so much.
I know how he feels.
But even after Mr. Shokei passed away,
even after his nose came out of his mouth and he said, "I'll do it like this next,"
the director released a tweet video.
He's really serious, pure, straight-forward, and passionate.
This is how he is.
Mr. Shokei jogs every day, doesn't he?
He leaves someone's house empty.
As a member of Mr. Matsunobu's family,
when Mr. Matsunobu came out of his house,
Mr. Shokei said, "Your acting is different."
Can you say a word for that?
It's really fun.
Even though we don't work together.
That's amazing.
You get into various things, don't you?
Before Mr. Shokei passed away,
when we were on the show, things got worse.
Were you calm?
I said, "Mom, come here."
When I said, "Where are you taking me?"
They said, "Toilet."
I took off my pants and said,
Am I wearing space pants?
I'm wearing space pants.
You wanted to show it, didn't you?
That's cute.
He's a really cute person, isn't he?
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone, we've heard a lot about you,
but why do you get along with such a big guy?
We've got a young entertainer to join us.
Hey!
Hello!
Zazie!
Zazie, who do you get along with?
I get along with Yumi Matsutoya.
What? Why?
Yumin-san watched my show on TV and said it was really funny.
Idiot!
It's true, it's true.
It's funny.
The show is funny.
It's true.
The show is funny.
Once, Yumin-san invited me to his annual concert in Naeba.
Wow!
And he said, "Zazi, tell me a story."
Really?
I said, "Okay, I'll tell you a story."
I thought it was just a prelude.
But, when the show was in full swing, he said, "There will be a surprise guest."
Wow!
I heard a lot about it!
I heard about it later.
Every year in Naeba, Momokuro-san, Aiko-san and Yosui- san appear in front of me.
Wow!
Taichi, you talk too much!
Yumin-san said, "Everyone's favorite guests are coming today!"
Wow!
I'm scared!
I can't say it.
I'll give you a hint.
The guest is blonde!
Wow!
The guest is pink!
Wow!
The guest is a man in hot pants!
Wow!
Let's say it together!
One, two!
Zazi!
Yumin-san said, "Zazi!"
Wow!
She appeared in a very long prelude and told us a story.
Yumin-san, you surprised me.
Okay.
My hotel room was the standby room.
Okay.
For the show.
Okay.
My hotel room was the standby room.
"What's this?" I asked the staff.
Yumin-san, you like mahjong.
I brought this from Tokyo for every show.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I looked at it and there was a note about the score I calculated last night.
I glanced at it and it said, "Yumin-san, you've been reading manga for two consecutive years."
Stop it!
But you like it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You like it, don't you?
I see.
Okay, Nishida Kimoji!
Yes! Thank you for having me!
Who are you close with?
The person I like to talk about my unexpected appearance is Hakuho Yokozuna.
Wow!
I see.
I like sumo.
In that circle, I'm close with Shima Toyonozeki.
We go out for a meal together about five times a week.
Five times a week?
Shima Toyonozeki called me and said, "I'm going out for a meal with Yokozuna. Are you coming, too?"
I'm free, too, so I told him everything about Yokozuna and he liked it.
That's how I got invited.
Yokozuna doesn't appear much in private, does it?
No, it doesn't.
In fact, it's called "tea" and it's scary.
We went to see a movie together once.
It was a zombie movie.
I was surprised by Yokozuna in every zombie movie.
My chair was shaking like in a 4DX movie theater.
Is it okay for you to do that?
No, it's okay.
I couldn't concentrate on the movie.
When a zombie appeared, my chair shook.
I begged Yokozuna not to appear a zombie in the second half of the movie.
I was really scared of Yokozuna.
Who told you to go see that movie?
Yokozuna did.
I was impressed by Yokozuna.
When it comes to a game, it gets heated up.
He always sets a winning habit in private.
He never stops until he wins.
We went to a sauna together once.
I taught him a Yamanote Line game.
He said, "That's a good game."
Wait a minute.
You just said, "That's a good game."
Yokozuna doesn't say things like that.
I didn't know that.
You didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
We decided to play a game under a country's name.
We played a game for a long time.
It lasted for about 15 minutes in the sauna.
I was tired and wanted to go out.
I said, "Mongolian."
Yokozuna said, "Are you stupid? I said Mongolian for the first time."
I knew everything.
He said, "Mongolian" on purpose to lose.
Even so, Yokozuna laughed and said, "It's okay. You can go out."
I played a game for him.
I think it's because he sets a winning habit like this that he became a great Yokozuna.
I think he became a great Yokozuna because he won the greatest championship in history and became the number one Yokozuna.
I see.
It's amazing how you put it all together.
I'm sorry.
I told you not to get angry if you don't do anything.
After this, the shocking Yatsumai Base Legend!
Even if you say this, it's true!
Really?
Yes!
Now, speaking of others...
After all, is it A-chan?
A-chan!
This is me.
After all it is you, right?
Defeat!
I was Yatsumai X's shadow warrior!
The band called "carol" was chosen by Mr. Yatsumai for the third time and disbanded.
My first solo tour came to Sendai on December 24, 1975.
At that time, I was a high school student and I got a job as a security guard.
The first song was "I Love You, OK?" released by Mr. Yatsumai.
"Merry Christmas" came out.
Wow, cool!
Then, the song came out from there!
Don't hit me!
While I was doing it, it got more and more heated.
Get out of here!
Stop it!
Then, the director came out and said "Stop it!"
You hit me!
You too!
I was also shocked.
Then, I was taken out of the theater.
Then, the security guard said "You go in front of the theater."
Then, I went in front of the theater.
The concert resumed and started again.
Then, Mr. Yazawa and two people from the agency came up to me and said "You know, there are only three songs left."
Would you like to take a taxi?
If you look outside now,
there are cars belonging to the riot group and guests waiting for you,
so please come out.
What are you going to do?
Please look around for a while,
and I'll have Mr. Yazawa come out.
While you're out,
come back and I'll pay you.
Please.
I think in the middle of the last song,
Mr. Yazawa came out of the theater.
I came out of the theater.
I heard his explanation and said "I see."
"Merry Christmas," I said.
Isn't it too late?
"Merry Christmas," I said.
Isn't it too late?
I often hear this from Sabu-chan.
"Who is this?" "Yes." "Ah, Sabu-chan."
There is a limit to royalty.
Saburo Kitajima is in shock.
Yes, it's amazing.
From the gate... It's not a gate.
It's an iron gate that you have to push with a tank to open.
It's like a fortress.
If you open it, it's not a door.
The door is 100 meters ahead of it.
Is the road connected all the way?
In between, there is a tennis court.
From here to the front door, there is a tennis court, tennis court, tennis court.
Who plays it?
It's not even a house, it's a hotel.
Isn't it Saburo Kitajima?
"Yes." "That's why the room is Saburo 36-room."
"What?" "What?" "Five people in a family."
"36-room." "Five people and 36-room."
It's a hotel. Anyone can stay here.
And inside, there is a bar like a luxury bar in Ginza.
It's not a bar like a bar, but there is a bar!
Bar! Bar! Bar in a hotel!
"I bought two Shepards." "Yes."
And this is a dog house.
Dog house? There is no such thing.
That's right, there are two houses.
There is a house many times bigger than the one- room apartment I live in.
"There are two houses." "It's a dog house."
It's not a dog house, it's a dog house! It's a dog house!
And it's a Shepard. It's a high Shepard.
What is that dog house?
That dog house has a fireplace.
Fireplace!
Katsumata, say 'goro goro goro'.
What is that?
Say 'goro goro goro' and classical music will play from the dog house.
What is that?
Because dogs are afraid of thunder, we play classical music for them.
That's a good way of saying it.
Isn't it great?
It's great, but it's not a dog house.
It's scary.
It's scary, Katsumata!
It's like me, who is good at love.
After this, Beat Takeshi and Matsuko Deluxe!
Shocking episodes continue!
So, what should we do, Kouhan and Matsuo-san?
Finally!
It's your favorite show, isn't it?
It's your favorite show!
I always ask this before I go to a club.
Can I say it?
Katsumata-san, En-chan, En-chan, Yoten-chan, can I say it?
It sounds good.
Let's move on to the next one!
Here is the next one!
It looks like this.
It's Takeshi in the middle!
Here it is!
This is...
Yes, please play it.
Shocking!
Beat Takeshi's "○○○○○○○○○"
I think we eat together the most in the entertainment world.
We invite you to dinner several times a year.
At that time, you are always there.
You often appear in Takeshi's movies.
The three of us often eat together.
You love dogs.
The dog you had died.
You were upset with your family.
You were very depressed.
It must be hard for you.
Let's go eat together.
I'm happy for you!
The next day, you went on a show with Takeshi.
You went to school.
Takeshi, you did a good job.
When you said you were depressed because you lost your dog,
I said,
Let's go eat together!
Thank you!
What kind of dog is it?
Let me look it up for you.
Takeshi also practiced and sent photos and detailed information to me.
We made a promise that we would go eat together.
Then Takeshi said,
Gayoku-chan, you lost your dog.
Oh, is that so?
He said so in his photos.
Then Gayoku-san said,
Oh, yes! This is the dog!
Then I said,
No, no!
This is a new dog, so it's a gift.
It's just like you!
It's a gift for you, nurse!
And you trained it!
You raised a pretty expensive dog!
And you had the sadness of losing your own dog, but you were so happy about it that you raised it today.
It's so cool, isn't it?
And you were so impressed by it, and a few years later, when you were doing the program "Night News", you said that story in the opening, and it was written for laughter at that time.
It's so cool, isn't it?
You were like, "People around me got me wrong!" and you were like, "It's so cool!" while watching TV.
You're really amazing, Takeshi-san!
You're such a wonderful person!
I was riding a Lamborghini at the location with Takeshi-san, and Takeshi-san was looking at it and said, "Is this yours?" and I said, "Yes, it's mine!" and he said, "You're so cool!" and I said, "Do you like cars?" and he said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and he said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and he said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and he said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and he said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said, "Yes, I love cars!" and he said, "Yes, I love cars!" and I said
"So, do you want this car?" and he said "Is it okay for you?" and I said "Yes!" and he took off from the car and I said, "Can you try driving on this car?"
While you were there, you were riding an incredible car. While you were there, you were riding an incredible car.
Yes.
You were staying at a TMC and I went to kick your car.
No, that's not it!
That's not Takeshi-san!
As expected, a shiny wheel with Hamada-san's sneaker print on it.
Whose is that?! It's amazing!
I was shocked and said, "Who's that idiot?"
Who's Matsuko?
That's me.
The caretaker of giants, Matsuko Deluxe!
This is the first time Matsuko-san has been in a private relationship for the first time while recording and cheering for the first time.
I always make a phone call.
So, at one recording, I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm a little tense and nervous, and I'm really depressed, and on the night of that day, I said, "I'm a little depressed," on the phone.
I can't help it by myself.
Anyway, there are staff members and people around me who will help me, so I don't want to balance it myself,
I'm going to take care of everyone,
I'm not going to do it because I'm not good at it,
I can't do it well if I don't do it.
She said that and I was very relieved and recovered.
I was a little worried about talking, and I think Matsuko-san had a head like that and she cared about me all the time.
When we were together again for another recording, I'm wearing black clothes, but I like black coordination.
And when I was standing like this, she said, "Oh, what's with that black outfit?"
No, it's easier to understand,
Everyone says that girls should wear clothes that they think are nice,
"Just change your clothes," and I changed my clothes just before the recording.
"It's better to pay attention to fashion than talking," she said, and I said, "Thank you very much,"
and later, I got a short mail, and I said about fashion and clothing.
Well, that's what the stylist chose for me according to my clothes,
but if you look like you want to do it and have that effect, you can be a fan who follows you,
so you don't have to worry about fashion like that.
I'm sorry I said too much at that time. I'm sorry.
"I'm really sorry," "Keep up the good work," I say to short mail.
Who else is there?
Oh, Kouji Murofushi!
Oh, this is...
It's you, isn't it?
A real man! The truth of Kouji Murofushi!
I happen to be of the same generation.
One generation below me is Kouji Murofushi in the track and field world.
We participated in the same competition and he was a legend,
but I'm one generation ahead of him, so I dare say "Murofushi,"
but I think Murofushi is the person on earth who has trained the most physically at a high level.
You've been doing other sports for a long time, but I think you're the best at all of them.
I think it's a great thing.
In a previous Hama-san program, on Wednesdays,
it was said that if Murofushi was doing other sports, he would probably make 100 million yen.
Oh, I saw it.
Well, if you say it, people will tease you about his legend.
Almost all of it is true, but there are only a few people who think it's true.
When I was born, about three days after I was born, my mother said,
You woke up after doing push-ups.
Murofushi!
I didn't know that!
I'm serious!
The back of your head is a lie!
It's not a proper push-up!
It hurts!
It's been like that since then!
And it's a little slanted.
You're lying!
It's not a push-up.
It's a normal one.
It's not a normal one.
It's a slanted one.
But I was like that in your show.
I thought you were mad at me.
Oh, you did?
I was like, "Wow!"
And I'm the only one who called him "Murofushi."
I was going to keep it from the outside, so I offered my dad to do YouTube.
I thought my dad wouldn't watch it, but he said,
No, it's okay. Let's talk about it for the future of sports.
He came all the way to my house from Nagoya.
Wow!
He was watching that show.
I said, "Thank you very much."
You're promoting Murofushi's family, aren't you?
And I asked my dad, and he said,
It's a little more realistic than what I said.
Oh!
How was it?
I heard him say, "Yes, yes," right after he was born.
But when we were playing with the ball, the ball hit the road and rolled away.
Koji thought about what to do and said, "Yes, yes," and left.
But he had just been born, and he ran.
What?!
You're lying!
Don't lie!
It's true!
My dad...
What?!
That can't be true!
You said, "Yes, yes," and the ball hit the road.
I've never said, "Yes, yes," before.
That was your first touch?
That was my first touch, and I thought, "Oh, will he hit the ball?"
But when I thought it was going to hit the road, it hit the road!
That's insane!
How did you get the ball when you got it?
I said, "Yes, yes," and I got it.
You said you got it like this and spun around and stopped it.
That's insane!
That's amazing!
You're amazing!
That's amazing!
That's amazing, really!
I think it'll come up again, so I want to continue to dig into the entertainment world as a blockbuster.
I want you to come up with a lot of stories.
About 70 stories!
Please!
Now, what else is this?
No, no.
This is "Pressley's Life".
Oh, Rikiya-san's...
"Pressley's Life"!
Rikiya Yasoka's "Impossible Order"!
Rikiya-san has a lot of things, but as far as I can say it on TV...
Yes, yes, that's right!
Certainly.
There was a big movie theater in Shibuya.
There, a movie called "Pressley's On Stage" came back with a revival.
Yes.
It started at 9 or 9.30 in the morning, but there are 5 times a day.
At the time, you can watch it all day once in the morning.
Yes, that's right!
Certainly.
Then, while drinking, you go like this...
Then, at the end of "Skiing", it ends with "dun- dun-dun-dun".
At that time, you watch it for about an hour, and at the end you go like this...
It's definitely a standing ovation.
At the end.
Then, if you watch it again for the second time, you stand in the same place and do an ovation.
You do an ovation.
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
No, it's true, it's true, it's true!
You're messing with me!
I'm messing with you!
That's a bad way of saying it!
No, I liked it that much.
"Elvis's Life".
Three or four times.
I watched it five times, but at about 10 o'clock in Shibuya, it came back.
Then, outside, there was a sign.
At the time, it was drawn.
Ah, a movie sign!
Then, I was like...
Hey, George! Bring me that!
What?
That's a sign!
Bring it home, will you?
Will you bring it home?
No, no, no, no!
If you catch me, you'll get me, and if you don't, I'll get you.
Just wash it first.
Mr. Rie!
This is two meters tall and about five meters wide!
You idiot! It doesn't fit in here!
Get off!
It doesn't fit in here!
That's right!
Well, that's what it's about.
It's funny, isn't it?
I'm Akiyo Toriyama, the author of 'Dragon Ball'.
After this, we'll see the face of a national mangaka other than Sho!
Now, let's listen to the young people in this room.
Okishi-jen.
Tanaka.
Nice to meet you.
Who do you get along with?
The person I get along with surprisingly is
the author of "Manga Meitantei Conan", Aoyama Gosho-sensei.
You know a lot of people.
They are cousins.
What?!
Yes, their fathers and fathers are brothers.
Is that so?
He has been very good at painting since his childhood.
Yes, yes.
He went to art school in Tokyo.
He got a license from an art teacher and came back to his hometown.
I see.
He wanted to be a cartoonist.
He told his father that he wanted to be a cartoonist.
His father was very smart.
I call him "the old man of Aoyama".
He was very smart and said that a cartoonist like that was no good.
Gosho said, "Let me do it for only one year."
He said, "If it doesn't work out, I'll go back to my hometown as an art teacher."
He started cartooning.
As a result, his debut was decided in six months.
That's amazing.
When I said I wanted to be a comedian, my father was against it.
In response to that episode, I told my father, "Let me do it for only one year."
I said, "If it doesn't work out, I'll give up."
I started comedy.
It's been 19 years.
That's right.
It doesn't work out.
That's right.
It's been 19 years since you had wrinkles on your forehead.
I heard you helped with your summer homework.
Really?
When I was a first-year elementary school student,
we couldn't make it in time for summer vacation.
On August 31st, I couldn't make it in time, either.
Basically, when I draw, I only help with one area.
I only draw dolphins.
That's too much.
Basically...
It's different from yakudon.
That's right.
There are so many dolphins.
They're flying.
They're really flying.
Didn't your teacher find out?
I got an award at school for this.
I drew dolphins.
That's no good.
My teacher told me that I have a great sense of dynamism.
That's not true.
Okawa with two questions.
Who are you close with?
The person I'm close with is...
...the creator of "Dragon Ball", Akihito Toriyama.
You two are really close.
I've known him for 15 years.
I used to play in a band with Natsuhi Romboo.
When we played in Nagoya, someone came to see us.
He asked me if I knew Toriyama sensei.
I asked him if I could meet Toriyama sensei once.
Toriyama sensei came to the next show.
I asked him forcibly in his house.
And we became friends.
I asked him for many autographs.
He asked me to draw a character called Vegeta.
Did you draw Vegeta?
Yes, I did.
This is it.
Did you draw it yourself?
I'm so happy.
This is Vegeta.
I asked him for an early Vegeta.
But this is a little different.
I asked him if I could redraw it.
He said it was a luxury.
He said it was bad and redrew it for me.
I redrew it as you ordered.
This is a luxury.
If you don't draw it so easily, I'll ask you for 2 million yen.
I don't know where this story goes.
If you ask me, I'll redraw it for you.
It's so famous that everyone wants me to redraw it.
Toriyama sensei is kind, so I redrew it.
But the owner said it wasn't good now.
If you don't write a new book, I might write one for you.
Who is this?
Sho-san!
Who is this?
It's me!
The scene is in chaos!
Too childish!
Well, it's been a while since we met.
At that time, I was wearing a board and a rider's suit, and when I stood up to say hello,
I was told, "Are you fighting?"
No, is that true?!
No, it's true! I came down the stairs and was told, "Oh, are you fighting?"
No, no, no! I just stood up to say hello!
"You're funny," I said and he took pity on me.
Anyway, he was innocent.
I also starred in a movie starring Shou Aikawa.
Even in their free time, movies and dramas are scheduled to start eating at 12 o'clock.
But Shou Aikawa doesn't wait for me.
He comes to me at about 11 o'clock and says, "Apparently, your lunch has arrived."
"Are you going to eat it?" Then he eats his lunch.
Then, all of a sudden, he turns off the mackerel he opened like a net.
I asked him, "Shou Aikawa, what are you doing?"
"After we finished filming yesterday," he said, "I caught mackerel and I'm going to dry it up for the night. I'm sorry."
Then, he dries up the mackerel.
Then, he disappears again and, all of a sudden, he pours water on a plant.
I asked him, "What are you doing?"
"I feel sorry for you. You're so pitiful," he said.
Then, all of a sudden, he disappears and does something.
I asked him, "Shou Aikawa, what are you doing?"
"Apparently, your lunch has arrived," he said.
I'm looking for you.
He's the only one who's doing my summer vacation.
It's true. It's true. It's true.
When the two of them finally had their regular meal in Golden...
After this, Hamada makes his wife think of him!
I don't think it'll ever be "I don't think so."
Tunnels's Thoughts.
Should I buy this one?
Yes, this is me!
Not only is he naughty!
Tunnels's Thoughts Legend!
When Tunnels and I finally got our regular Golden,
we had to shoot until morning every day.
And one day, the staff was eating lunch, right?
When I saw that, I was like, "Huh?"
The lunch we had at school and the lunch the staff was eating
were obviously more expensive and the staff's weren't.
They were different.
And when Tunnels saw that, he went to the producer and said,
We're all doing it together until morning.
Can you prepare the same thing for us?
And then, the song was okayed.
And then, both the entertainers' and the staff's lunches became the same.
Wow!
Isn't that obvious now?
And Tunnels was the first one to do that.
Really?
Yes.
Wow!
That was Tunnels.
But, Mr. Takahashi doesn't eat school lunches at all.
Because, when it wasn't selling well, he ate a lot of school lunches,
and he didn't want to go back to those days.
I see.
He didn't eat school lunches, but he tried to make more money and eat more delicious food,
and that's why he worked hard.
I see, I see.
Mr. Noritake ate a couple of school lunches.
He loves school lunches!
It's funny because it's not about school lunches.
It's funny.
Because it's Tunnels.
But, it's a nice story.
But, I'm not used to saying "Down, down" when I go down from the bed.
Come on, come on, back up!
It's funny.
Come on, come on, back up!
They're showing off their love for celebrities with pets!
There's a living room, and that's their room.
I'm in the kitchen.
If you don't try it out once,
you won't be able to become one with it.
In addition!
Iketani's pet has appeared!
Once upon a time!
What are you doing?
Look forward to it next week, too!
The DX official Instagram is also being released!