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- Today's guest is... - Yatta! Yatta!
- A comedian! - Yatta! Yatta!
- Tonight, we have a special guest for the first time on "We wish you a happy new year"!
- They are popular comedians who run a variety show!
- Please don't do that!
- I'm terribly sorry!
- From extreme tension to young comedians driven into a corner!
- Is this really a show?
- Doesn't it feel weird?
- It's been 30 years since the show began, and now it's "downtown deluxe"!
- The number of comedians who have appeared so far is only 344!
- Among them, we will show you some of the best comedians who have appeared for the first time!
- First of all, we will show you three of the most popular comedians who have appeared for the first time!
- The first group is...
- Ikko and Izumi are wearing the same clothes!
- "Chocolate Planet"!
- What do you think about this, Ikko-san?
- Well, you know, we've seen you a lot.
- You've given us these clothes as well.
- Wow!
- Yes.
- Can we wear them?
- Well, we're the same height.
- Oh, we're the same.
- You can wear them, but...
- You've given us more than ten clothes.
- It seems like you have something to say.
- I'm "Chocolate Planet" Matsuo.
- These clothes are all given to us by you, Ikko - san.
- These days, you don't only give us clothes...
- You're so kind!
- You give us everything!
- So, this is "Chocolate Planet" Matsuo's "Ikko Collection"!
(singing)
(applause)
I don't want to bother my neighbors at home, so I don't put much effort into it.
How about you?
I don't put much effort into it.
It's not a good picture, so I put less effort into it.
Next is...
Kill everyone!
Kamui Touch!
"King of Contest" won a great victory in 2017!
Now, "Kamui Touch!" is a regular show with 16 episodes!
"King of Contest" won a great victory in 2017!
Are you going to do the "Nara Travel" joke?
No, that's "Nyanco Star" joke.
I won't do it!
You won't do it?
If you don't do it, I'll take the action.
What are you doing?
At the end of the show, it's said that Hamaie is good at magic.
I do magic as a hobby.
That's right, we...
There's a magic joke, right?
That's right, it's like your neck is about to fall off.
I got a hint from where Hamaie only does magic.
I wrote the joke.
I wrote the magic joke.
Don't say it!
He's getting more and more deluxe.
That's what he says.
He also got a bad credit card review.
That's irrelevant!
Can I do it?
Thank you very much.
This is just a regular card.
Hana-san, you can use any card you like.
I won't look at it, so you should memorize it.
You put this card in the middle of this bag.
Can I put it in?
I don't know where it went in.
You said middle, so it's middle.
It goes up to the top.
It's a common trick.
You put this card in the middle and ring your finger, it goes up one more time.
That's amazing!
There's one more thing, but I'll shuffle the cards.
That's cool!
Did you mix it up?
Do it!
Why are you frowning?
It's a little more complicated.
Do you call it "half and half"?
You shuffle the cards.
You put it in and shuffle it up.
It goes like this or like that.
If you ring your finger, it's the same card as before.
That's amazing.
It's amazing that this is from Rakuten Canada.
This is the first appearance of the most popular MCs.
Next is...
What did you call your six-year-old daughter?
Why did you come back, Baikinman?
Four years ago, it was the first appearance of a giant star.
Now, he is a popular female entertainer and a number one entertainer.
Chido!
Let's drink!
My partner, Daigo, loves alcohol too much.
The last cup is eight cups.
The last drink is sixteen cups.
He has a strong drinking habit.
That's right.
He really likes alcohol.
I like it.
That day, we met up with Daigo at Shinagawa Station for a shoot at 8 a.m.
That's pretty early, isn't it?
I told Daigo, "Don't drink too much today," and we parted.
Later, I asked my partner.
Apparently, he drinks until about 6 a.m.
As expected, he didn't come to 8 a.m. at Shinagawa Station.
"He won't come anymore," I thought, and I called him.
"Oh, I'm going to be late," I said.
"Are you up yet?" I thought.
I came about fifteen minutes late.
"I'm sorry," I said, and I came.
In midwinter, I wore a down jacket, a scarf, and a knit hat.
I wore a knit hat and came without taking off my pants.
Really?
That's amazing.
Just looking at your silhouette, I thought you were Humpty Dumpty.
Your upper body is amazing.
You're amazing.
Your silhouette is amazing.
Pants! Pants!
I didn't remember much about it.
I got to Shinagawa Station in a taxi.
I told the taxi driver, "Yes," and I said, "Let's pay," and I put my hand in my pocket.
Huh? I don't have a pocket.
Also, I drink with Mr. Shimura for a long time.
We split up in two-thirds.
Now, my manager and I are prohibiting Mr. Shimura.
From now on, we will go back in time a little bit and introduce the first appearance of gorgeous MC entertainers who are becoming more and more popular.
The first group is...
13 years ago, in April 2009,
DX appeared for the first time, Audrey!
Audrey had a hard time.
Here is the picture!
What's this?
It's me.
There's another picture of you.
There's another picture of me.
This is about 3 years ago.
You were already in a group.
It's been about 6 years.
You're not in a group anymore.
The day before,
I decided to quit.
I haven't been in a group for 6 years.
Then my mother said, "Wait a minute."
Tomorrow, we'll come up with a new character.
Let's do it with that character.
The next day, you'll come up with a punk character.
I couldn't think of it.
But I didn't change my way of speaking.
And it was a radio show.
It didn't matter how I looked.
One night, I got a call.
Can I quit being a punk character?
Just for one day?
I don't know about one day.
Can you continue?
I dressed up like a punk and walked around the city for one day.
But I didn't have a punk part in me.
You dressed up like a punk.
I didn't have any complaints against you.
The first deluxe talk show of MCs.
What's next?
The last one is a band.
Their first show was 18 years ago.
At that time, they were 27 years old.
Let's watch their first show.
The second show is about a band.
When I was in elementary school, I lived in Alaska.
Oh, really?
Yes.
One day, I was walking alone.
I heard a loud sound.
When I turned around, I saw a huge deer 3 meters tall rushing towards me.
I thought I would be crushed, but I ran away.
You ran away?
Yes, I did.
How old were you?
I was in elementary school.
Oh, really?
This show is sponsored by the following sponsors.
What a noisy talk show!
I feel like I'm slipping every time I talk about pilots and Alaska.
Are you kidding me?
But it's true.
Oh, really?
Since it's Alaska, there are a lot of animals wandering around.
One day, I was in my homeroom in front of my school.
My teacher told me about a moose wandering around.
A moose is like a huge deer.
I was in front of my school and heard a loud sound.
When I turned around, I saw a moose 20 meters behind me.
I thought I would be crushed, but I ran away.
There was a person running in front of me.
But he was just running a marathon.
He was wearing headphones, so he didn't notice my footsteps.
I ran away from him.
Then, I saw a moose running towards me.
I was in danger!
I thought it was dangerous.
What?
You thought it was dangerous?
I didn't see what happened.
But, he was attracted to me.
Are you kidding me?
Why are you laughing like that?
I really thought it was dangerous.
But, he was quite shy.
Who?
Me.
You should have told him.
But, he is an American.
You have good words.
Do you have any other accidents other than this?
I have a bear.
What?
There was a gun in my house.
Bear!
What happened to the bear?
Do you like bears?
Why are you laughing like that?
I didn't have a bear.
You didn't have a bear.
I can make one.
But, you should have told me the truth.
I'm sorry.
You had a bear.
Why are you laughing like that?
It's my fault.
I shouldn't have said it.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
It's the first time for MCs of 'urekko' to appear on 'deluxe'.
Who is the next entertainer?
You're wrong.
You should have told me that it's Shibura.
Shi...Shi...Shi...Shibura!
17 years ago, right after winning M-1 GRAND PRIX 2004, he appeared for the first time!
UNTOUCHABLE!
And now, first place goes to Yamazaki!
Hey!
My partner Shibura-san told me that he would introduce me to M-1 winners.
No, no, no...
However, I mistook him for a banana man and refused because I had something to do.
On the same day, Shibura-san called me to congratulate me, but I answered him lightly and said "I'm sorry!"
You mixed up Shibura and Himura.
From the beginning, I thought it was Himura-san.
Himura-san told me that he was going back to Kyoto because of M-1.
I had something to do, but I said "I'm sorry I have something to do today."
And he said "No, you can't say that."
I had a strange feeling that I was in trouble because I haven't been with Panorama-san for a long time.
I said "Well, it's okay, but I can't do it for the time being." I refused and broke up with my partner.
Then my partner called me and said "I'm with Himura-san in a shop in Roppongi right now."
Himura-san said "I'm going to call you now, so say you can't go today for the time being."
And I thought it was Himura-san, so I said "Good morning!"
"I'm sorry, Himura-san! You said something like "hard, hard!"
By the way, the other day, my partner called me and said "Who is it, Osomu-san?"
I thought it was my senior's joke.
I said "Wait a minute! It's my partner, Osomu- san!"
I listened to it and there was no reaction at all.
No, Osomu, who is it?
I was like "Leave me alone!"
I said "Don't push me! I don't have that reaction!"
Then I said "Thank you in advance!"
I thought we were getting along well.
I thought it was weird, but after a couple of days, when I met my partner,
I said "What did you say about Himura-san?"
"What? No, you said "It's Shibura-san!"
Sh... Sh... Shibura-san!
Yamazaki made a huge mistake!
The first appearance of Bananaman's DX was 15 years ago!
What is this number 22?
It's the number of pranks that Himura got last year.
Himura really gets pranked a lot.
From the biggest prank in the world to the one that you can't even imagine,
Himura gets pranked once in two weeks on average.
Himura is really stupid.
He should just die.
But this is a lot.
He also does small things, but he makes a big monaco abroad without even a village,
and in the end he digs a mummy and gets attacked by a local broker.
That's a big one.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
You don't know, do you?!
He even goes to Cambodia.
He goes to Cambodia and makes ruins and stuff for thousands of dollars.
To be honest, I don't want to say this myself,
but I can't believe a show like mine spends 20 million yen!
I absolutely believe it!
At the time, I didn't show Himura the script, but I did show him the lines and the action patterns of the book,
and when I showed it to him after it was over, he said it was definitely number one.
Tell me about the details!
I went into Himura's house and brought a few of his personal clothes,
and I showed them to everyone at the meeting.
So you don't know what you're wearing?
I didn't notice at all!
Why?!
Why?! I don't know!
Is "okappa" stupid?!
No, it's not stupid!
"Okappa" has a bad sense of humor, doesn't it?!
"Okappa" has a bad sense of humor?!
What do you mean, it has a bad sense of humor?!
I'm sorry to say this, but you know how "Okappa" does it, right?
Yes, I know.
After he puts on his pants, he puts in about the same amount of "okappa" as before!
You shouldn't look at me like that!
What?
You were always like that!
Well, you know, "kurasian" is "kurasian", right?
People's trouble.
8000 yen, 8000 yen.
8000 yen!
8500 yen, 8500 yen.
It's Urekko and his deluxe first appearance talk show!
Our next entertainer is...
I'm from a poor family, so I don't know much about that.
You're from a poor family!
Tamura Gaichi Akebureiken as a poor character!
16 years ago, his deluxe first appearance was "kirin"!
He used to live in a park!
That's right.
That's unusual!
When I was in middle school, we lost our house.
So we walked across the park with our family.
Did you find your dad?
I couldn't find my dad, because I lived alone.
You couldn't find your dad?
In a park?
Because my parents told me to live separately from now on!
As a young entertainer,
Kawashima Gaichi has always been an unusual presence for young entertainers.
But back in the day, because of Tamura's popularity,
he rarely showed himself.
I'm green.
Green!
But just before the end of the show,
he finally got a chance to talk!
And last up is Kawashima!
A taxi's tire blew up while driving.
The driver said "are you okay?" and got on the highway.
But as the shaking got worse and worse,
he got anxious and looked back.
The tire came off, sparking fire.
And that's it!
When I was on my way to work, my manager and I were in a taxi and we were driving, and as soon as we started driving, we heard a loud bang.
And we were driving for a little while, but it got a little longer, so we asked the driver if he was punking.
I said I'd go check it out, so I got off and went to see it, and when I came back, I wasn't punking at all.
It was just a stone stuck in it.
But I didn't know it was this big of a stone stuck in it.
You're punking!
I'm punking!
But I didn't think it was a loud bang or anything like that.
And I went on the highway like that.
And when you're on the highway like that, it's pretty, like...
It's fun.
It's like...
"Isn't he definitely punking?" I was talking to my manager about it.
I was driving on the highway like this, and I saw a car in disguise looking at me.
And my manager said, "Oh, Mr. Kawashima, you're probably looking at me."
It's getting famous, isn't it?
I was looking at him like this, and he said, "You're doing this, so you're a big doll."
That's what I was doing.
And he looked at me like this and said, "I don't think you're doing that."
"Yes, yes, yes, that's right, that's right," like that.
And then that white smoke started coming up, and when I looked at it, my skin was crackling.
I was screaming just like that.
And I was driving like, "What's going on?"
And he told me to get off the highway at a slow speed for now.
And there was an exit nearby, so I got off slowly.
And we were going to work, so he said, "Can you fix it quickly?"
"If you fix it quickly," he said, "it'll take you 30 minutes."
"There's a spare tire in the trunk," he said, "but it'll take you 30 minutes to replace it."
And we were at work, so we were 30 minutes late, and we didn't make it in time.
So I said, "I'll pick up another one," and I was looking for another one, but no car came.
So I'm walking forward little by little, but I don't think I'll make it in time.
And then one car stopped and opened the window and said, "Are you in trouble?"
"Oh, a taxi came," I thought, but it was the old man from earlier.
You! Because of you!
After this...
When Matsumoto-san laughed or Matsumoto-san made fun of me, I was like "Ahhh!"
Kirin Kamoshima also appeared!
Luxury entertainer Rock Me gave a big talk about the current variety situation!
From now on, Luxury entertainer Rock Me's first public talk!
BPO problems, compliance regulations, etc.
Please watch the unreleased scenes from last year's broadcast that discussed the current variety situation!
Let's watch it!
Are you with me?
Yes, Kirin Kamoshima!
Kirin-san, let me ask you!
Yes!
Is it better for you to be a luxury entertainer in a variety show?
Well, now...
It's natural for me to be a luxury entertainer now, but it's been like that since last year.
Surprisingly, I don't feel nervous anymore.
I see.
I can talk with my usual tension, and I can talk with my usual tempo, so I don't think it's a problem anymore.
Now...
Not in a variety show...
Of course, it's better for me to be in a variety show, but in a talk show...
How many people were there in "deluxe" at that time?
About 100 people.
There were about 100 people.
I see.
Also, weren't the customers of "deluxe" a little weird?
Well...
The staff was...
They were...
Ahhhh!
They were...
I'm serious.
I'm very serious, so I was really nervous.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone laughed very hard.
I laughed a lot.
When I received this sandbag, I screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhh!"
It's scary!
That's right!
I screamed, "Ahhhhhhh!"
I screamed a little bit.
It may not be good for you to not laugh a little bit, but for me, it was relaxing.
I see.
I think it had some benefits.
What do you think, Jin?
I think I'll be a little nervous if I go in now.
I think it has some benefits.
I'm sure I'll be a little nervous at first.
I think so, too.
That's why the previous deluxe came out of that medicine bottle again.
It came in.
That's what deluxe means.
That's what it means, right?
Deluxe.
That's what it means, deluxe.
I feel like I'm being taken away by the audience.
I see, I see.
Even though I don't have an audience, I don't feel nervous now.
I see.
How about you, Junior?
I've been doing this for a while now.
About last December, I had an audience for the first time in about a year and a half.
And when they came out, I was like, "Wow!" and I was talking.
And when I looked at Junior, Junior and I were crying a little bit.
Oh, I see.
I didn't feel anything at all.
That's a relief.
Suddenly.
How about you, Shina?
I think I should be there.
I see.
There are a lot of old men in the staff, right?
They are old men.
Old men.
And today's guest is an old man, right?
Old men and old men are talking and old men are laughing.
No, I don't like it.
And the old man who took medicine.
I think we should make middle school and high school students laugh in the future.
I think we should put in such customers and make them laugh.
This place is very fun and I'm glad I received it, but I'm happy to have customers.
We may be a little off before we know it.
I think it's better for me to have a laugh, but there are special guests who have increased recently.
I'm grateful for the laughter, but sometimes it's pulled out of there, isn't it?
At that time, masked people were lined up in a white, odorless room, like a third party to a death game.
I can't laugh a little.
That's right. I don't have the image of laughing like that.
I don't have the image of laughing like that.
That's right.
Manzai also has a remote audience watching.
There is a little lag.
After I said "get out of the way" and plunged in,
the next story is like "wow".
There is such a thing.
It's very late and the story seems to fly away.
That's right.
Is there anything like that?
Do you want people to follow you?
I want people to follow me.
If there are many entertainers like this, it will be exciting.
But sometimes there is an environment where the staff of this main uncle does not laugh.
I understand.
It's like this person is holding the air of the scene.
The boss...
The boss's uncle...
If this person says "I'm tired",
everyone laughs.
I'm in this world where I want to make everyone laugh and make customers laugh.
Who is it?
The boss's uncle is judging my talk.
This person does not laugh.
And sometimes there is a lag in the talk and there is a next story.
It's a shame.
If the boss does not laugh, no one will laugh.
It's hard for the staff to hold everything.
What do you think about that?
Certainly, the boss's uncle is like that.
On the contrary, is there a phrase that was not accepted by customers of young women?
I don't know, but is there an example of mahjong or pachinko that has become easier to accept?
There are only old men.
I always know where that old man is.
I'm sure he'll laugh at least once.
But you've been saying bad things about the staff for a while now.
I'm sorry.
You've been saying bad things about the staff for a while now.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
What about you, Haman?
You don't seem like you're in your own show.
Oh, you're not in it anymore, are you?
That's right.
What about you, Haman?
I think you're used to it now.
Are you okay without it and without DX?
Well, DX is a show where only these guests talk.
I see.
I don't like other shows.
I want guests to get closer to each other.
Like in the past.
Get closer.
But I don't like that either.
I think it's close.
I know.
I'm a little scared.
You haven't watched Inaba's commercial for about three years, have you?
Oh!
It's a really old one.
It's been a while since I saw it.
When it came out, I was really shocked.
It's okay for 100 people to ride it.
Doesn't it change the meaning of "it's okay for 100 people to ride it"?
I see.
Doesn't it change the meaning of "it's okay for 100 people to ride it"?
I don't know about that.
What about you, Jin?
Do young people these days get used to being without audience?
What's amazing now is that young people make a lot of money.
The good thing about being without audience is that you can stream.
There is.
You can stream without audience.
Luminator has 500 people.
Mine also has 500 people.
By streaming, you can have infinite number of guests.
Popular entertainers seem to have a lot of streams.
Like "Magical Stairs" and "Magical Lovely".
They have a lot of streams.
By streaming, you can have infinite number of guests.
It's a real infinite hall.
You shouldn't say it like that.
I've been thinking about it for a while now.
There was a best.
Why didn't you say Rumi at first?
Don't make it up.
It's a waste of money.
What do you mean it's a waste of money?
The story I heard is worth 20 million or 20 million.
It depends on the person.
It's more than a normal live show.
Yoshimoto said, "I know why I'm here."
Everyone doesn't say everyone.
Nadal and Yullian say they like me.
Nadal and Yullian say they want to be like you.
Nadal and Yullian said they wanted to do a live show.
Nadal and Yullian and I did a live show to be like you.
I worked hard for two hours because I heard rumors.
Only 70 people watched it.
Only a few people watched it.
Only 70 people watched it.
Only a few people watched it.
I did a live show alone without an audience this year.
A two-hour live show alone without an audience is like hell.
There is no staff laughter.
The audience is laughing.
It's pitch black in front of me.
I could only see a little light for two hours.
It's like a primitive experience.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
I don't want to do it again.
I can't feel it anymore.
I only did live shows in this situation.
It's like a game.
I got it.
Next is the first appearance of a deluxe entertainer.
"Chased into misery" ranking.
In the past five years,
Among about 100 young entertainers who first appeared in deluxe,
Due to extreme tension and unexpected recklessness,
I will introduce you in the ranking format.
Fifth place is...
First appearance this year.
"Chased into misery" ranking.
First appearance is "Chased into misery" ranking.
Which one is you, Sakai?
I am...
Sakai is in black.
Sakai seems to be very nervous.
I am nervous.
Why?
I was adored by downtown.
So I joined Yoshimoto.
When you met downtown deluxe,
You tried to refuse once.
I thought it was too early.
I wanted to join after 10 years of hard work.
In front of downtown deluxe,
Sakai can't hide his nervousness.
Meanwhile,
The topic of their quarrel is second.
We had a quarrel.
A large number of people came to stop us.
We were about to start.
A large number of people came to stop us.
We didn't want to say anything.
I said that I wanted to go to Downtown Deluxe because I've been longing for it for a long time.
I said that I didn't want to fight.
I said that I didn't want to say anything.
I said that.
But he said, "Let's think about it for now."
I said, "Can you take responsibility for me?"
He said, "Well, you can look forward to it."
Can I be honest with you?
You don't have to say that behind my back.
Seriously.
You don't have to say that behind my back.
Are you kidding me?
He's doing as he's told.
Stop it! Stop it!
I don't want to say it! I don't want to say it!
I don't want to say it!
What Sakai said to Matsumoto after this is...
Shut up!
Stop trying to make me angry!
Can I be honest with you?
You don't have to say that behind my back.
Seriously.
You don't have to say that behind my back.
Are you kidding me?
He's doing as he's told.
Stop it! Stop it!
I don't want to say it!
Shut up!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Don't tweet about your daughter and try to give her a high score!
I don't think you really think about it, but you've been laughing even with your muscles.
What you're doing is the same as Nakayama's muscles.
In the end, it's no use for me!
What's wrong with you, Matsumoto-san?
That's enough!
I don't want to say it!
I can't stop you.
Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
You've been acting like an old man lately!
I don't think you really think about it, but you've been looking like Minomonta lately.
I'm sorry.
While shaking his arms and legs, he was so nervous that his face was about to explode.
It was Tomoho Onigoe-kun!
Next, in fourth place...
He first appeared in February of last year, Mitori-sen!
First of all, it's the story told by the co-star of "This Day", Oda Oideyasu.
Let's do a line that you say to people who are on the other side of the river.
Hello!
You're a cute doggy!
Get closer! Get closer!
For some reason, Lily chose Moriyama as her partner.
Oideyasu's voice is heard from people on the other side of the river.
No, it's not mine! It's Oda-san's!
No, it's Oda-san's!
Well, if you change your mind...
Hello!
Could it be?
It can't be!
It definitely can't be, idiot!
For some reason, Lily chased her partner Moriyama and got burned badly, but...
After this, a massive boomerang attacks her!
You prepared something, didn't you?
I did, so it's lucky.
I'll fix it on the other side of the mirror.
It's like a punishment game.
Punishment game?
Hello!
Mushrooms...
It's said that mushrooms increase your immune system!
Yeah.
How about you, Mitorizu?
What did you say?
It's a punishment game.
It's a punishment game!
Sit down, Lily!
It's just luck!
Lily!
The 4th place goes to Mitorizu, who was attacked by Lily with a massive boomerang!
The 3rd place goes to Dian, who appeared for the first time in 2018 in "Kyuuchi ni oikomare" ranking!
Today's project is about how the manager sells the two who had just arrived at the time.
How did they feel at the time?
I was beaten up.
You were beaten up?
You were really good at it.
You were like a comedian special, impersonating someone.
Yeah, like that.
And you forgot to bring sunglasses.
I forgot.
And you went to get them from the staff.
I went to get it and ran out.
I was beaten up.
You beat me up!
You!
You beat me up!
Beat me up! Beat me up!
You impersonated someone in "Deluxe" and you didn't do much of it.
But you were really good at it.
You were really good at it.
That's not what this show is about.
And it's my first time appearing in it.
So I'm barely avoiding it.
After this, Dian was also attacked by a massive boomerang!
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3 years ago, DX was introduced for the first time!
This is the moment that shocked Dian as well!
Dian's manager has something else for you!
If you have the time, would you like to see each of their hidden stories?
Masayuki Suzuki of Tsudawa Kashi is also an official impersonator.
Daisuke Kishi of Nishizawa is an original character.
Nice to meet you!
I don't want this! Can I take it off?
Daisuke Kishi is not an ordinary person.
No, I can't do this.
This is not something you can do in DX.
But you should show this to your manager, right?
No, it's not a big deal.
Let's get started!
First of all, Masayuki Suzuki of Tsudawa Kashi!
No, no, it's not like that.
You can't see it either.
No, no, it's not like that.
You can't say it like this.
By the way, why are you singing this song?
I don't know the meaning of this song.
Just sing it!
This one phrase.
But this song came out in "Morning".
Really?
This song came out in "Morning" by Masayuki Suzuki.
Masayuki Suzuki!
I know this song because you just sang it.
But the next Nishizawa is an original character.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
I don't have a model.
The fourth Nishizawa is Daisuke Kishi of Nishizawa!
Let's go!
You went all out.
Hello.
Who is this?
I'm Uzumasa's voice actor.
My name is Daisuke Kishi.
Daisuke Kishi?
What do you mean?
I'm at Uzumasa's press office now.
Press office?
You must be busy.
How busy are you?
Fifty-three hours.
Fifty-three hours?!
You're busy for fifty-three hours?!
Why don't you just leave?
No, I have to go back.
Why don't you just leave?
The atmosphere will change.
Really?
Do you like this?
Yes.
This is from a new bakery called McDonald's.
McDonald's?!
Don't you know about McDonald's?!
Let's go.
I'll show you the point.
I'm...
I'm leaving now.
He's always trying to make us laugh more and more, but he's leaving first.
I thought it was too late.
But I remember it clearly now.
I know how bad this board is.
Because it's made of bamboo.
Stop it!
It's not made of bamboo.
I did it.
I remember it now.
Really?
It was really slippery.
I'm leaving now.
In second place...
Last year, in April, their first appearance!
"The Bombing"!
As one of the "scum comedians" represented by the comedy world,
these two participated in recording.
I have no memory of it.
You sound like a politician.
I felt like it would be over if I just wandered around.
I don't know if it's because of the content...
To sum up, it didn't have any content.
But I wanted to talk about it.
And I was nervous for the first time.
Especially when Sakai was completely punk.
I was punk all the time.
I was punk all the time and it was over.
Here is the first scene where he has no memory of it.
Sakai, you said something to Komiya, didn't you?
Komiya gave me Gucci's jersey about a year ago.
But it doesn't look like he's giving it to me.
What's wrong with you, Komiya?
I don't need it anymore.
I just brought it.
Really?
Gucci's jersey!
Thank you very much!
Try it on.
I didn't plan to wear it.
What's wrong with you?
Try it on!
I didn't think it would sell.
Just wear it.
Why don't you wear it?
Don't tear it.
How is it?
I don't need it.
I can't look at it.
You two should do it.
I don't need it.
Give it back!
We talked about it many times.
Give it back!
We talked about it many times!
I don't need it!
It's common in the world, isn't it?
Who wants to do it all?
It's because it's cold sweat.
And even after that...
I heard you have something you want to ask other "kuzu" entertainers.
Yes, I do.
When I was called "kuzu" and "television"
I was happy at first.
I didn't know what it would be like.
But after the broadcast, when I was walking in the city...
I felt like I was being looked at with white eyes.
I was called "kuzu" and "debt collector".
And recently, white eyes...
What do you call it?
I feel like their white eyes are disappearing.
Their white eyes are disappearing?
Their eyes become white like this.
They became white?
Their white eyes...
Tomiya, what's going on?
We haven't talked about it yet.
You should have said it earlier.
But people are looking at me with white eyes.
And they say...
Black?
It's not black.
It's red.
We don't show it.
Because you're on their side?
Because we're on their side.
So it was broadcasted?
It was broadcasted on television?
The white part of a person...
No, it's close.
The white part of a person...
There's not much of it.
It's okay.
It has nothing to do with it!
Please don't say it!
The white part of a person...
It's not good.
How do you deal with anti-fans?
I'm glad you said it.
At that time...
When I saw this white part of a person...
I thought I shouldn't do it.
It was dangerous.
If we could do a rematch...
I want to do a rematch.
I want you to make me laugh.
It was the result of that enthusiasm.
It's difficult.
Let's give up.
The first appearance of a deluxe entertainer.
He's caught up in a crisis.
Number one is...
He appeared for the first time in April last year.
OZWALD!
He doesn't answer his phone.
The end of this day's recording.
The talk theme is...
The person you were most afraid of in your entertainment life.
The person I was most afraid of in my life was...
Hong Kong.
Why Hong Kong?
It's because of being late.
When I appeared in a Kansai program...
There was a segment where each duo would overcome their weaknesses.
As soon as I said that my partner was always late...
Hong Kong switched on.
For about 10 minutes...
All of the members had to look down.
There were many bad people...
And people who were wearing camouflage.
Hong Kong looked like...
A fixer of everything.
Hong Kong looked like...
A fixer of everything.
However...
Some of the members were monitoring Hong Kong.
What are you doing now?
Don't you have anything to do now?
After this...
I was told not to be late again.
About a week later...
I got an NGK.
We haven't met since then.
Did you hear about it again?
When my co-host played "Marco Polo" again, it seems like he reported it.
And now, to be honest, I'm running away from it.
Are you serious?
People know about it all the time.
Hey, Hong Kong!
Wait a minute.
Hong Kong!
Finally, Hong Kong has appeared!
And again, it's connected with Hamada!
We haven't met since then.
And now, to be honest, I'm running away from it.
Are you serious?
People know about it all the time.
Hey, Hong Kong!
Wait a minute.
Hong Kong!
Wait a minute.
Hey!
What?
Hey!
You shouldn't do this!
You said you'd be late and steal other people's time!
Hey!
Why are you laughing about being late?
I'm terribly sorry!
You shouldn't do this!
I hate you the most!
You shouldn't do this!
You have been raised up and brought up here, right?
Are you afraid of this place?
No, you are not afraid of it.
You are not afraid of it.
It is not loud, right?
It is loud, right?
How do you feel about it?
I'm scared.
What are you saying?
Please stand up.
Don't do it in front of your junior!
It brings back memories!
How long has it been?
It's been 10 years since we played together.
You were beaten up!
So I was late in meeting you two.
That's one thing.
That's another thing.
You're funny and you're good at it.
You're wasting it.
Can you hear me?
No, no, no...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Stand by me.
When I meet you...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it!
Can you hear me?
Stop it.