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Tonight's show race is a finalist entertainer special!
Everyone, the W finalists, will talk about their life after the show race!
What I'm a little worried about is...
I watch it a lot and know it all.
But I'm not really interested in comedy.
No, no, no.
I like back and forth more.
What does that mean?
Let's see how hard they worked.
First, last year's end of year M-1 Grand Prix.
I'm moved.
50-year-old Hasegawa and 43-year-old Watanabe won the third-year championship.
They made us moved.
They are Nishikigoi.
Congratulations, Nishikigoi.
As a result, you won the championship.
Before that, you felt like they were not doing well, didn't you?
How did you feel about it?
The first one was too perfect and I didn't know what to do.
The second one was out of control.
I'm serious.
I'm telling you.
The second one was out of control.
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to say and I didn't know what to do.
You were exposed.
To be honest, I thought we would win 100% after the first one.
About five seconds before the second one started, I said "thank you for everything you have done for us" to the cameraman who was close to us.
It's embarrassing.
I want to see you like that.
That was too perfect.
Somehow, Oswald looks small.
Nishiki san was doing "monkey story".
About three days ago, when I was working with Takashi san, I asked him what story he had.
The first one was about high school students.
I asked him about the second one and he said "monkey story".
I was scared.
Because you didn't know anything?
I didn't know anything.
Mr. Hasegawa didn't say a word.
I'm sorry.
Save your energy.
Say it.
Where do you want me to say it?
You don't have many letters.
MOGU RIDER is here for the first time.
How do you like it?
It's Mr. Higashi.
Despite being the top batter for the first time in the championship,
MOGU RIDER is in the 13th place in the championship thanks to the audience.
I'm a woman of scorpions.
Are you a woman of scorpions?
I was a little bit nervous.
But I enjoyed it.
I was so excited that it wasn't my day.
About ten minutes before the live broadcast, I went to the dressing room and he was talking.
Drink a lot of medicinal drinks.
It was really like that.
The medicinal drinks were overflowing.
They were spilling out of my nose.
You have medicinal drinks, don't you?
I was wearing a dress like that.
I had tissues in my nose and I was sleeping with my face down on the floor.
I asked him what he was doing.
He said he would do a skit with me.
I said "Of course not, you idiot."
You weren't in a state of denial.
Do you have a weird jinx about anxiety?
Yes, I do.
Just before the live broadcast, I told Tomonori Jinnai that I would win.
A lot of people in the past have won.
That's strange.
I happened to go to the bathroom without feeling like it.
Jinnai-san happened to be there.
Wow, I think I will win.
I was nervous and excited.
I was the first one to be pulled out and I ended up 8th place.
My throat was gradually closing.
The smell of medicinal drinks.
This is a little...
Medicinal drinks.
But it got a lot of praise, right?
It was at the top.
Everyone said they wanted to see it.
I happened to be in the 3rd group.
I looked up what kind of skit I would do.
It wasn't very interesting.
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What's wrong with you?
The rating has gone up a lot.
Let's go home first.
I've seen it all.
That's right.
I also encountered Jinnai-san in the bathroom.
I thought I could win, but I couldn't.
Jinnai-san means nothing to me anymore.
It doesn't mean anything to me anymore.
I don't want you to say anything.
It means nothing to me.
And the competition that decided the number one female entertainer at the end of last year.
These three groups became a hot topic on "the W".
First of all...
I brought a real crab!
Wow!
Please show yourself!
With her unique setting and fierce character, she left an impact.
Two against two against three.
"the W" fifth queen is...
Odame!
She shines brilliantly!
She's been active for eight years!
Odame is on top!
She's crying.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Well, I'd like to say thank you, but...
Yes, why?
There's a lot of good and bad things about you.
There are more things you've gained than you've lost.
I like ego searches and when I did it, I was written as "the least desired king in the show race market".
It's really bad.
On the first day, I was beaten up a lot.
At that time, thanks to a tweet from a god called Matsuboto, I was able to stay for a while.
Thanks to this tweet, I stopped receiving anti- comments and it was raining, but the sky cleared up.
It's really bad.
There are a lot of things you can say about an actor.
That's right.
If you don't win in one go, you'll definitely say something.
I know.
What's your order? Is there anything you want to say?
Yes, there was a rehearsal the day before, and the order of rehearsals was close.
Kano-san saw our stories and said it would be better if we changed our stories.
That's not true!
It's a story where a big green onion comes out at the end, but it's said that you should remove the green onion and change it for celery.
But you guys are winning!
It's too early for you to put on your suit.
You're in the first place!
That's not true!
But you guys did your best.
We're in the first place.
Oh, I forgot!
Yes, we're in the first place!
What?
I'm sorry! Stop it! Don't make me say it!
He mastered digital technology and showed the most advanced comedy of the era.
He gained attention as a candidate for the championship.
He's been active for 11 years.
I'm tired of it.
I know how Oswald feels.
I have to do it again for a year.
That's right.
I have to do it again for a year.
I don't feel frustrated at the moment.
I have a schedule until November.
I have to do it again.
I have to say it.
I was married, so I can't help it.
It doesn't matter.
It's limited.
I see.
Chacha is...
She is in the first place for the first time.
She doesn't know anything.
Mom, mom, mom, mom!
She didn't say anything and performed a crazy story.
The second year of her career, she's a new student!
Chou-chan!
How was it?
You existed!
You've been chasing me for quite a long time.
You tricked me, didn't you?
It's your second year, but you often come here.
Evas, is she like this?
It's a little strange. It's only her second year, so she's not used to greeting seniors.
Even if you greet them and make them nervous, you just say "Hello!" and they come to you like this.
They raise their heads and say "Wow!"
It's crazy.
You don't know anything about your second year, do you?
We're colleagues in the same office.
Even in the dressing room, you're like a samurai who's always prostrating and bowing.
You're sitting like an Edo period Keibatsu.
You have a lot of examples!
Let me say it!
You don't even hear her voice.
That's right.
But she was aiming to become a musical actress.
So you should be able to speak now.
You should be able to speak now.
Now, let's continue.
This corner is...
"First Race Finalist Comedian 2020".
Life experience is like this now.
First of these two groups...
Nishiki Goi and Oda Ueta.
"m" won "w" and "the w" won.
It's dark schedule for comedians.
Thank you.
How is it?
Since last year...
I've been busy with work.
After winning...
I've been working like a doctor.
It was right after winning.
After that...
I finished all the broadcasts at about 3 o'clock in the evening.
The next day, I had to go out again at about 5 o'clock in the morning.
My manager and I were in the dressing room.
At about 5 o'clock in the morning, my manager's phone started ringing.
While I was doing that vibe...
My manager and I smoked two cigarettes.
It's not easy.
This is Nishiki Goi's January schedule.
It came at once, right?
That's right. Thank you for that.
It's amazing.
It seems like you're taking care of it.
Considering our age...
You're younger than us.
You don't have teeth or hair.
You're taking care of it.
You just said it.
If it was Yoshimoto, he'd be dead.
How about your body?
I'm surprisingly tough, so I'm totally fine.
On the contrary, I think I'm a little worse.
I'm 40 years old and my left arm didn't go up.
You're still young.
I'm 43 years old.
But it's slower to go to the center mic than Itoshi Koishi.
Why do you say that?
He's a teacher.
Takashi is tall.
I see.
When we were together in a concert,
Takashi came into the theater on the day of the explosion of his height.
He was about Itoshi Koishi's speed.
He was like a tough robocop.
He said he'd show me how to wear socks.
He took out a hand towel and put it in his mouth.
But it hurt.
It hurt a lot.
You're like a tough robocop without a doctor.
It took me about 30 minutes to do it.
Then he said, "I'll go to the left."
I'm sorry.
It really hurts.
It's scary.
How did your family react after you won the championship?
My family was very happy.
My mother runs a bar.
When I won the championship, I kept saying "Takashi, thank you."
But she didn't say my real name at all.
His real name is Takashi.
He's a little lonely.
That's right.
Takashi, thank you.
That's his mother's action.
Mom, it's me, your son. I'll call you again.
You've been busy since you won the championship.
Yes, I've been busy.
About a week after I won the championship, I started working as a TV host.
Look at his schedule for January.
Gureta and Yoshi are also busy, right?
Yes, they are.
But apart from working as a TV host, I also do underground live shows.
In the same month I won the championship, I also did an all-night live show in Murabura Tamura.
What are you talking about?
Murabura Tamura's all-night live show?
Ms. Oda Ueda is very busy.
How does she spend her prize money of 10 million yen?
When I was in Gurete Kakekomi Dera...
Is that so?
Yes.
Is that so?
I've never heard of it.
Were you a gangster?
Yes, I was a gangster.
I was a gangster to my mother.
Is that so?
It's not a gangster, it's a thug.
You're a thug.
I caused my mother a lot of trouble, so I thought I'd give her all my money.
Did you get it from a temple?
Yes, a temple.
Is there still a place like that?
There is.
It's a public facility or something like that.
My mother said, "Let's go eat."
She took me there for eight hours straight.
I tried to run away in the parking area once, but I couldn't.
I was left there for half a year.
You're pretty stubborn.
We didn't fight or anything like that.
Once I turned it on, she said, "Go for it."
You might look like a gangster now.
Yes, I do sometimes.
I don't like losing.
I don't look like it, but...
You sound like you're serious.
Come here, Nishigi.
I was going to melt you in Ginza.
What?
I was going to melt you in Ginza.
Is there a place like that?
Yes, there is.
Ozawa and Ito know a lot about places like that.
I worked at a cabaret club for 10 years.
The badges cost about 5 million yen.
You can go there in one night.
You can go there in Ginza?
You can go there in Ginza.
I want to go there, too!
It's better to leave a legend behind than spend a night at a cabaret club.
I see.
I want to make you look like Reiwa's Katsushin.
He makes enough money.
He seems to be earning a lot.
He is making enough money.
He is on a big break now.
He makes 900 books a year and receives 1 million yen a month.
Is it enough money?
It is not enough.
We are doing this with the moneyism of Hamashou.
We are doing this with Don Pelinion.
It hasn't started yet.
I see.
But where does it sell and change?
When you get some money.
It changes when you get some money.
I often get in a taxi.
I see.
There is a theater in Makuhari.
It goes from Shinjuku to Makuhari.
It costs 14,500 yen.
If you don't get in a taxi, you won't make it in time.
I thought it was okay.
I got in a taxi in Shinjuku.
It seems that the taxi industry is very unstable now.
I thought it would be so happy.
I got in a taxi and went to Makuhari.
Makuhari is in Chiba?
Chiba is in Makuhari.
Wait a minute.
I turned around and said, "Excuse me, is Chiba's Makuhari okay?"
I got in a taxi and asked, "Is Chiba's Makuhari okay?"
He said, "Yes, it's okay."
I said, "Really?"
He is in a hurry.
I said, "Is Makuhari okay?"
He said, "Go ahead."
I said, "Excuse me, can I drink water first?"
He was very happy.
He can drink water anytime.
He is like that.
Is he strange?
Last year, he had zero jobs, but now he has one.
Could it be that he will join DELUXE?
One?
Only this?
Today, in this period of time,
Mr.Downtown found my Ijiri karate and
he kicked me.
It was close.
He kicked you?
I was in pain all the time.
Last year, he had zero jobs.
Did you have a concert?
I paid for a concert,
and I had two concerts.
You didn't join YOSHIMOTO right away, did you?
Do you want me to tell you about it?
No?
I was aiming for a musical,
and I was preparing for it.
Why are you angry?
What is it?
She asked me the most calm question in downtown history.
I don't know anything.
Scary, scary, scary.
She didn't ask you normally.
She was holding me up and eating me.
She was eating you.
I didn't care if she was there or not.
She was there.
She was like a youkai.
Didn't you appear in any of the shows with rankings?
No, we didn't.
What is it?
Something is wrong.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Why?
She was waiting for you.
Don't make me slip in front of the dancers.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
I won't do something like a glass mask to you.
What is it?
You should have told me.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
Where did you come from 20 years ago?
It's now.
You look like a victim now.
Who are you mad at now?
Mocchon.
It's always like this.
Why can't you do it properly?
When you were in the bath with the drummer, you didn't do anything at all.
After this, the show race finalists will regret making up stories.
Also, women's game vs. Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Mocchon.
You're really bad at that.
The W Finalist's "Don't make up stories."
Can you do it?
It's "Gunjo Biyori"'s best...
- "C"'s "Ringo"'s "Tokyo Jishen." - Yeah.
It's "Gunjo Biyori"'s "Don't make up stories."
Can you do it?
I can do it.
- You can do it? - I can do it.
But it's too fun for me to do it at all.
- No, you can't do it. - No one can do it.
The drummer is in the bath.
- You're doing something completely different. - I can't do it.
I don't like doing a spotlight on nothing.
- I want to do it. - You want to do it?
- I want to do it no matter what. - You want to do it?
Let's do it.
- Thank you. - Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's do it. - Take a picture of it.
- I can't wait. - Make it into a script.
- Oh, I see. - Make it like this.
I want "C"'s "Wanwan."
Wanwan.
- "Wan..." - It's decided.
- It's decided.
Using software called "adobe audition,"
you can record your own voice or piano accompaniment as you make a story.
Today's menu is bacon lettuce sandwich.
- What kind of bread is it? - It's sesame bread.
Today's menu is curry, pasta, and grilled meat.
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's good. - It's amazing.
(It's good.)
- It's amazing. - It's good.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- Why?
- I'm really scared. - No, I'm serious.
You're doing it too much.
(You're doing it too much.)
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- Momo, we'll ask you about it later. - Right.
(Momo, we'll ask you about it later.)
- We usually make it into a script and hand it over. - I see.
- That's right. - We hand it over with just one sentence written.
- Murakami's lines are... "Why?" "Funny?" "Rattling?" "What?" - Murakami has naturally written a comfortable script. - He's off and I'll write the story.
- Murakami is nice.
- Today, I'd like to invite my colleagues over for a tea party. - Tea party?
- Please come in. - Excuse me.
- Welcome, Tatematsuri-san. - Thank you very much.
- What is this? - Oh, it's mochi. - It's hot.
- Oh, but it's amazing. - Yes.
- Oh, but you're doing it properly. - Please come in.
- Thank you very much.
- The tea I had was lame. I handed it over. - I'm hungry.
- What is this? Oda-feiza is coming. I heard you had something you wanted to do. - Yes, I did.
- And you brought it to the script. - Yes, I wanted to see Oda's smile the most. - That's right.
- But you sang it properly and talked to each other. - That's right. But when I saw the atmosphere of the studio, I thought of making it a mess.
- No, no, but if you don't listen to what she says, it might cause a ruckus. - That's right.
- There's a possibility of getting scolded, so it might cause a ruckus. - There's a possibility of getting scolded, so it might cause a ruckus.
- So, Cha-cha, you were just recording your voice.
- Well, I'm doing a segment with sound, so I have to challenge myself in 0.1 second units and compete with each other.
- Your voice is getting better and better. - That's fine, but you eat a lot, don't you?
- A lot, right? - Ah, that's right.
- You eat like a giant white.
- A giant white? You eat more. - Who's hiding?!
- Not there, not there.
- About food...
- Don't say anything! - Teach her properly!
- Sorry! - Cha-cha, right?
- Why?! Why is she crying while eating?!
- That's right.
- Originally, I was aiming to become a musical actress, so I always cry...
- But Matsumoto-san is looking at me like I'm some kind of boring person!
- It's not like that. Matsumoto-san...
- Matsumoto-san, don't look at me like that!
- I'll be gentle with you.
- I'll show you one more time!
- Matsumoto-san! - That's not good! Seriously!
It reminds you of the musical era, doesn't it?
I was looking forward to meeting you, Matsumoto- san!
Matsumoto-san?
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
Hey, who are you boasting about now?
Matsumoto-san.
Why? Why?
I wanted to meet you.
And you're avoiding saying "Matsumoto-san" out of instinct.
Out of instinct.
Seriously!
Maybe.
I don't know.
Now, Emma-san!
You're doing it, aren't you?
That's right.
That's why I'm really envious of you.
When you put up a concert or something like that.
I also do projects with writers on YouTube and stuff like that.
I don't know if I'm doing it in secret or not, but sometimes when I come for a shoot,
I say things like "It's been a while!"
To my current writer.
I'm like, "What are you saying?!"
- It can't be helped. - I think you're amazing.
It can't be helped, can it?
Yeah, it's weirder when you put up a concert.
What are you saying?!
You've been doing it for so long, and you say it's weird when you put up a concert?
- Yeah, but... - You're having a tea party, aren't you?
What are you doing?
I'm learning.
I'm from the Urasen family.
Urasen family?
You're going to hang out with your juniors who can't do anything, right?
Who are you?!
I'm Mochida Tsuyoshi.
What kind of name is that?!
"Tsuyoshi!" That's what they say in the convenience store.
- "Mochida Tsuyoshi." - "Mochida-po-sofi."
I'm Tsuyoshi's leader.
What do you think of me?!
By the way, I heard you don't make up stories.
Yeah, we don't make up stories.
In our case, we don't make it funny.
We don't make it funny.
If you make a mistake, we pick it up and eat it.
I think of it like a game, not a story.
We explain the rules before the show and you try it.
If you make a lot of mistakes, it's okay.
I used to write scripts that I just made up.
It's a habit of his.
I found out about it later.
When he tried to say a prepared joke, he used to close his eyes.
But he found out.
Oh, it's a joke!
I didn't want to lie.
"It's a joke" is a lie, isn't it?
If you say it like that, you'll close your eyes.
"It's a joke" is a lie.
It's sad for an entertainer.
But in the first round of M-1 qualifying, you only have two minutes.
When I competed a few years ago, I didn't open my eyes for two minutes.
I was like Zatoichi.
Nishikigoi, M-1 champion, congratulations!
Happy New Year!
After this, M-1 champion Nishikigoi's lucky people will send him a message.
That's a dirty way of doing it.
Congratulations to Nishikigoi for winning M-1!
Congratulations to Nishikigoi for winning M-1! I'm Toshi Takando!
Toshi Takando and Hasegawa Nishikigoi were born and raised in Yoshimoto, Sapporo.
They've been fighting for over 20 years.
I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe I'd win.
When I saw Hase crying, I thought, "Oh, I really won."
I endured the pain and worked hard! I was moved!
When should I do this?
Isn't it when Takano Hana won? Who knows that?
Winning M-1 isn't my goal.
I want to have a regular show with you in Hokkaido, where I started acting.
That's right.
I want to work with you.
I was in a terrible state of life.
I was getting thinner and thinner.
I took him out for drinks and asked him to come with me.
I knew he didn't have money, so I paid for him.
When I got home, he didn't have any change.
He asked me for 200 yen.
I gave him 1,000 yen because I was poor.
I see!
I'm lending you money, so don't forget it.
I know you're checking me out, but don't say my name again.
Take care of yourself.
The next benefactor is...
Hello, I'm a Viking child.
Congratulations on winning "Nishikigoi"!
Thank you!
Viking and "Nishikigoi" are seniors and juniors of the agency.
They've been friends for a long time.
I was really happy.
I won M-1.
I was 50 years old at the time.
Winning "Nishikigoi" is a record that can't be surpassed.
I've been watching you for a long time.
You were still in the live scene at the time.
You were doing your part-time job.
If you were doing a part-time job you didn't want to do, I'd like you to think about it with me.
I raised the hourly wage by 1,500 yen.
The other day...
When we talked about this, he said...
Even if it comes up in my head, there is always a day when I don't say it because I have self- destructive syndrome.
That's right.
Mr. Yamada said, "No, wait a minute."
He pretended not to come out.
That's a small way of doing it.
I think you can enjoy laughing.
I think you should spend your days enjoying what you finally wanted to do.
And you, Masanori, eat and go to bed early.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Are you the same age as Toshi?
I'm almost the same age as him.
He started at 18 and I started at 23.
I'm five years older than him, but we talk casually and we're about the same age.
Even now...
Do you still borrow money?
Even now, yes.
I haven't returned it to Toshi yet.
When you return it, it's hard to return it, isn't it?
No, it's not like that!
It's harder to borrow when you're borrowing.
That's definitely true.
No, I can return it when I want it, but it's kind of like a debt...
Debt?
Debt...
But I'll return it this year.
You're really kind, aren't you?
Yes, Mr. Kodama is really kind.
Mr. Masanobe said "Life is beautiful" at the end of the second story about monkeys in M-1.
Mr. Kotoge was the one who said "Life is beautiful".
It's true that he's a lot older than you.
He's a lot older than me.
He's older.
I'm really grateful for that.
Here's the next story!
"Mob Rider"!
Yes!
Only underground live shows have attracted TV now!
With 17 years of experience, it seems like you can finally quit your part-time job!
Are you busy now?
No, I used to be really busy.
I used to have one live show per customer.
I used to have a few of those a month.
That's quite a lot.
The busiest thing in life is being busy.
Yes.
To be honest, I got my salary just before the final of M-1.
Yes.
It was 5,000 yen.
That's tough.
In 17 years.
I think you were the cheapest finalist in history.
That's right.
I think that's why you've changed.
Anyway, you've been working part-time, haven't you?
I've done a lot of things.
You've done a lot of things.
Yes, you have.
You still have a job.
I haven't quit it yet.
Of course you haven't quit it yet.
That's right.
If you don't have a TV, it's hard for you to say, "I'm going to be on a show like this."
It's hard for me to say.
I'm married and I have a child.
When I send my child to kindergarten,
teachers and other parents say, "Dad, when are you going to be on TV next?"
But I don't have any plans.
I've been hiding it for a long time.
In the middle of the night,
I say, "Oh, is it over?"
I say, "It would have been better if it wasn't over."
You're distracted and say it in the park.
It's sad.
In this room, I'm hungry for Asakusa chicken.
Are you and Otter Ueda from Chiba?
Yes, I am.
Are you working together?
Yes, we are.
By chance...
By chance!
At a clean company...
But Ueda won first at "the W".
The company's manager called me and said,
Mr. Ueda, you did it!
It's finally your turn, Mr. Chiba! I'm looking forward to it!
At the end of the show,
Well, how about next week's shift?
It's a reality show.
I don't want it.
I don't think it will sell yet.
I didn't know you were underestimated like that!
By the way, you're amazing!
I used to work for a while, too.
What kind of people worked for you?
For female entertainers,
Mr. Tanabe of Borgic...
Ms. Mechitsuya...
Ms. Yumemitsu of Sanzaki...
They were all amazing.
They said, "If you join us, you'll definitely sell."
They were like jinx.
If I join you, can I step up?
Please step up!
That's enough!
I'm just getting better at cleaning.
You have to do it.
Please clean it up properly!
She's in trouble.
You're amazing!
I didn't know it would be like this.
You're amazing!
"Ganbare Ruya" sold too much in one day and quit.
"Yumemitsu" sold too much in two days and quit.
"Anri" sold too much and quit.
"House Dust" sold too much and quit.
It's like a power spot.
If you do this, you'll probably get more jobs.
What about you, Stella?
I've been working 365 days,
and I've been working for 2020 for 366 days.
I see.
What is it?
You're amazing!
Your way of saying it is funny!
Thanks to you, we gained our thighs!
We can't stand up anymore!
We can't stand up at all!
It's scary...
What about you, Oda?
I worked at a convenience store.
I worked as a cashier.
They called me "the android of cashier."
She is as accurate as a cashier herself.
But I thought she was good at it, but she's just an idiot.
There's a trend of giving away receipts to customers.
Have you ever thrown away a receipt and given it back?
She's getting better and better at it.
I think she's pretty good at it.
You're amazing!
I know it's late for me to say this, but...
But during my part-time at the convenience store, he said it was so fast that I couldn't believe it was Oda.
I asked you if it was fast, didn't I?
Oda?
Oda? Who is Oda?
Oda is...
Macchan!
I'm really not good with women's games.
I'm not good with women's games.
I don't think it's right for this era.
I'm really sad about this. I really think so.
I really think so.
I'm not good with women's games.
I'm better with women's games.
Tomoshige!
Yes!
Do you make a lot of mistakes?
I used to do a lot of part-time jobs, but I killed karaoke shops.
After this, Tomoshige is in full bloom!
They say I'm married to Kano-san, right?
And finally, we'll find out the truth about Ema- san's secret marriage!
Shiba! Yes!
Do you make many mistakes?
I used to do a lot of part-time jobs.
I sat in the fire extinguisher in the kitchen and did everything.
Did you do everything?
I did everything.
After I did it, he said "It's pink".
No, it's not like that.
It's white.
Is it different?
Yes, it's different.
Sometimes I said bad things about him.
For example, I took food to a restaurant and said "Enjoy your meal" and left it there.
Even at that time, when I said "Enjoy your meal", customers said "Huh? What's wrong with you?"
When I asked them later, they said "This guy's 'enjoy your meal' will kill you".
No way!
It's not like that!
"Yabai" is Watanabe's partner.
"Hasegawa" is also "yabai".
"Yabai" is also "yabai".
The other day, when I was at work, I took a taxi twice from the station to Toho for three minutes.
What?
I took a taxi twice and couldn't get to the site in the end.
You don't know where you live, do you?
I'm not good at maps.
You know those maps with lots of buildings?
Usually.
It's not like that.
You know those maps with only three buildings?
It's simple.
It's like a map with a building, a post and a traffic light.
You know those maps, don't you?
If you have too many buildings, you won't know.
Mr. Masanori isn't good at numbers, either.
My partner is stupid, too.
I think we were in sync.
I was going to tell him.
Do you know, Murakami?
If you pay 102 yen for 97 yen, you'll get it back for 5 yen.
You didn't know, did you?
I was telling him.
Murakami.
It's amazing.
This is...
It's like "Ginger Jerry".
It's really amazing.
When I was working part-time to raise the water bill, it was 3,066 yen.
The water bill was 3,066 yen for two months.
Then a customer gave me 3,071 yen.
I didn't know what it meant.
It was 3,070 yen!
That's scary!
It was 3,070 yen, but I didn't know what 70 yen meant.
I heard "five" when I rang the bell.
Yes, yes.
I wanted it back for five yen.
That's right, that's right.
That's what I said.
So you're sending that message to Murakami?
That's right!
Then Murakami will be furious and say "what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
He knows.
He knows and understands!
Here's the next duo!
Yes, Amos.
Yes.
"The W," you're so busy getting married that you don't even have a marriage life.
That's right.
Last October, a weekly magazine came to the M-1 qualifying venue.
It was launched.
It was launched and right after the show was over, they said "you're married, aren't you?"
So I announced it to the public.
Did you get caught?
I was the only one.
That's right.
Kano, you're married, aren't you?
I was sitting next to them and listening.
I'm married, too.
Isn't that amazing?
I was having lunch in week three and I wasn't caught.
That's right.
So technically...
Technically, I was married three years ago and Murakami was married about two years ago.
It's been about a year.
So for the first time, I announced it to the weekly magazine.
I'm married, too.
They were surprised, too.
We had been living together for about eight years.
As a duo.
And we got divorced after we got married.
And I wrote my stories in a manga cafe.
And I left like that.
Oh, should I go back?
I haven't changed my mind yet.
It's been three years.
That's right.
What's going on before and after the show race?
Nothing.
Even if I did ego search, I got more cute eyes, but fat side of my face is wet.
What are you talking about?
I'm not cute.
I said I did ego search a lot and I saw "ego subtar" on SNS.
That's bad.
It's written "ego subtar" and it's written upside down.
You look like brand pig.
How about you, Chazo-san?
I haven't met anyone like you before.
Even someone like you has a husband.
What's up with you?!
So you don't have anyone?
I don't have anyone, but...
There's someone I like.
But I'm afraid people will find out that I'm a comedian.
So I stopped contacting them.
What?!
So you have someone you like.
A female comedian...
There's no one who would date a female comedian.
What do you know about your second year?!
I don't think you have a harsh way of saying it.
That's harsh.
Who's bad?
It's Matchan.
What about you, Hasegawa-san?
I believe you!
What about you, Hasegawa-san?
I have a long-distance girlfriend.
We've only met seven times in the past five years.
And we met for the last time in May, three years ago.
When I say this, everyone reacts like you do.
Is that true?
Is it a delusion?
But it's true, isn't it?
I contact her every day.
Have you met her before?
No, I haven't.
So I still can't believe it.
So it continues?
Yes, I contact her every day.
Is she old enough?
Yes, she's in her mid-forties.
You should be careful.
We've been dating for marriage purposes.
And we've talked about how we can have a family plan once we get married.
Does she know you won the M-1?
Of course she does.
I couldn't afford it.
It was an economic reason.
Isn't she coming?
Isn't she coming to marry me?
Why?
Why did you chase me?
I'll never apologize to you, Kenji.
Let's start with that.
How about you, Tomoshige?
I have a girlfriend and we're in the same age group.
We're proposing to each other.
I heard you bought her a ring and gave it to her.
I bought that ring on Amazon.
It doesn't work very well.
But I saw a lot of things.
I saw a fall.
I saw a lot of things.
Go home!
Open the door and go look for it!
I usually wear shoes and walk.
But she said it's okay and she's happy about it.
She said it's okay on Amazon?
Yes.
She's very open-minded.
It doesn't happen very often.
You don't get engaged and leave it at home.
It doesn't happen.
It doesn't work very well.
She said it's okay even though she knows it.
That's what she said.
She said she'll be strong.
She said that her sexual desire is strong and she'd like you to catch her.
Her sexual desire is strong.
Yes.
Angel and sexual desire are fighting.
It doesn't work like that.
Angel and sexual desire are fighting.
Both have sexual desire.
I don't know the rules of fighting.
Angel can't do it forever.
Shima is married.
I'm serious about it.
I'm more mature now.
About a week before the final of M-1,
I had dinner with Shima and Kuni of RANJATAI.
They said there would be a final.
They said girls would be very popular if they were active in the final.
They said they got married a little early.
I said it's okay.
Young lady! Young lady! Young lady!
I'm not mature yet.
I think it's okay.
Young lady! What are you saying?
I think I'm going to go.
This is a little dangerous.
I'm not manly.
But I think it's more popular than I thought.
I don't know about that.
That's right.
No, no, this is really supportive.
To our senior, Kano Eiko, too.
Did you get the pigeon's throat?
Did you forget?
Did you get the pigeon's throat?
Did you forget?
Jinnai didn't say it again because he didn't need it anymore.
I miss it!
He was a young man at the time.
Now, Jinnai is also called Jinnai.
It's been a while.
He didn't open his mouth.
Next week, we'll have a big gathering of female announcers.
Are there any rumors about the TV show?
TVS announcers are pretty mean, aren't they?
It's like a side bus stop shot.
It's called "Yokochichi".
If there's a song, it's all-you-can-play.
We didn't play it.
We don't play it.
The official Instagram of the show is also being updated!
Look forward to it next week!