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Tonight's special is about strong and weak entertainers with strong mental strength.
Not all entertainers are strong, right?
I think so.
Tonight's theme of Deluxe is "Mentality Necessary for Surviving in Stressful Society".
We will thoroughly investigate entertainers' mental strength who are caught up in entertainment world.
I feel like I'm strong.
You must be lying, right?
You're lying a lot.
I'm very weak.
You're lying even though you're not talking at all.
Our first guest is Koji Mukai.
Nice to meet you. I'm Mukai.
Are you mentally weak?
Yes, I think so.
I see.
I'm weak.
You're weak.
Don't say like you're weak in business.
When I say like I'm weak in business, members say like I'm weak in business.
In Osaka dialect and Kansai dialect, people think you're strong.
That's right.
Are you weak, Becky?
How about you, Becky?
I think I was offered by someone who is strong at first.
I'm sure you are.
I thought so, too.
But the director said, "Huh? You're weak."
And I changed my mind.
Really?
How about you, Becky?
It's difficult, isn't it?
That's right.
Mental strong people and weak people.
What is the mental strength to overcome difficulties?
I'm doing this live broadcast to be praised.
What's wrong with you?
You're mentally strong.
If you fall down, you may fall to the ground.
Have you ever had an accident?
No, I haven't.
It's the first time in my life.
I'm lonely and I can't dance alone.
So I'm going to cry now.
Tears at the end?
Aranamiro Entertainment Festival Mental Thorough Competition!
Mental Strong!
Ando Yuko!
Always calm!
No matter what happens!
First of all, we have a testimony from someone who knows Ando-san well!
Good afternoon, Mr. Lanter! I'm Kazumi Takahashi!
I've been following Ando-san's news show for 5 and a half years, but I've never seen you so tense and impatient!
You don't back down no matter what happens, and like a policy, you continue to advance the show!
Also, I heard that when you were doing a helicopter interview in the past, there was an incident where you fell into a field,
and even at that time, you took a commemorative photo in front of a helicopter!
Ando-san couldn't hide his emotion only when a handsome actor came!
First of all...
You don't back down no matter what happens, and like a policy, you continue to advance the show!
Ando-san couldn't hide his emotion only when a handsome actor came!
I was ignored!
When Ando-san's show started, my hair was all messy!
It was stressful!
Ando-san couldn't hide his emotion only when a handsome actor came!
Well, when the Paris G7 Summit was held in Paris,
there was nothing to cover in person!
So, we decided to cover the anti-ship that you see here.
We got on the helicopter from Paris, and as we were reporting on it over and over again in the air above the anti-ship,
it suddenly suddenly dropped!
And when we realized it, we were actually floating in a sunflower field!
When we asked why we were floating in a park, they said there was no fuel!
In other words, when we were flying from Paris, we didn't think we would have to turn it over and over again and again,
so we only had enough fuel to go back and forth!
But as we were going back and forth in the same place over and over again and reporting,
we ran out of fuel and ended up floating in a park!
I understand that much!
But why did you take a commemorative photo?
I really don't know!
And look at this!
It's so cool!
There's no sunflowers at all!
That's impossible!
So, we got on the helicopter and the cameraman...
But it was scary!
It was really scary!
The reason I thought, "Ah, I'm weak," when I heard that story was...
Anyone would think that when they hear that story!
No, it's not like that!
Even when I'm on the television, I try my best until I can make a report that I like!
I'm weak, so even if it's a little bad of a report, I think I'll say, "Please go home!"
You're mentally weak in the first place!
I'm really weak!
You're weak!
You're a weak person, but you're a traveler!
No, no, no!
If you're strong-willed, you'll die a hundred times!
If you're not weak-willed, you can't do it!
In April of this year, Shimbo tried a grand challenge of crossing the Pacific Ocean in order to reach San Diego, USA.
His regret is that he couldn't eat any food for 9 years in a row.
There are only a limited amount of food you can eat in a long journey.
Washing your body in a hand-made shower is an important weapon.
What's more...
Wow!
No matter how much you wash your hands, it's only your life.
Even if you are exposed to the risk of your life due to the wind speed of the Pacific Ocean...
This may be the craziest thing I've ever experienced.
Despite all of these events, he managed to return to San Diego, USA on May 132nd.
We're here!
It was tough.
I'll say it clearly.
It was reckless.
You're strong.
I was scared at the time, so I listened to various sounds for 24 hours.
Then I heard a sound that ordinary people wouldn't care about.
It's called "konk, konk".
It's not a big sound, but I was very interested in it, and when I looked it up thoroughly, I found it.
Propane gas cylinder was a little loose, and it made a "konk, konk" sound.
If you leave it loose at the bottom of the gas chamber, it will definitely leak gas and explode.
If you say "somewhere", it's over.
That's right.
Basically, it's a calorie meter.
This is very useful.
Do you know calorie meter?
It was originally developed for nursing care.
It's hard to get a lot of poop when you're nursing care.
That's why it's designed so that only a little poop comes out.
If you only eat calorie meter, you won't get poop.
But I'm getting more and more anxious.
I'm very anxious that I won't get poop in the middle of the gas chamber.
So, in order to keep balance, you have to eat a bunch of food fibers at the same time.
You have to keep a close record of how many centimeters of food comes out every day.
I'm weak!
If you don't do that, you can't do it because you're afraid.
If you get stuck in the middle of the gas chamber, you'll definitely die.
There's no doctor.
I see.
So you don't have a picture of poop?
No, I don't.
You don't have a picture of poop?
No, I don't.
You don't have a picture of poop?
I don't have a picture of poop.
Now we're going to see what you're going to do if you encounter an accident.
Becky, what would you do if you had an accident?
Becky hasn't had an accident once.
It happens!
It happens all the time!
Everyone knows about it.
It happens!
Why do you keep saying it?
I don't want to say "it happens all the time" when we first meet.
Why do you keep saying it?
I can't help it if someone doesn't say it.
It happens all the time, doesn't it?
It happens all the time.
There's not even one big one.
It happens all the time, doesn't it?
Basically, I've been simulating it since a week before recording so that it doesn't happen as much as possible.
It happens all the time, doesn't it?
I also read the script very well.
Is it okay for you to do it that much?
But sometimes, I read the script too much and an accident happens.
Once, there was a prank project for Becky on a certain show.
When I entered the studio without knowing anything,
Today, I'll give you Becky's quiz or Becky's talk for an hour as a surprise.
Actually, I asked the director for the script in advance and asked him to keep an eye on it.
It's a surprise, but please keep it in mind for now.
I put that script in my head completely and went to record it.
But he said, "It's a surprise! It's a prank!"
I took a reaction like, "What?! You're not lying?!"
I did it well and recorded it.
And the actor said, "Becky, when you were a student, what kind of love did you have?"
Since I had the script perfectly in my head, I thought, "Oh, there's this corner in the second half of the show."
Oh, there's that kind of corner later.
I said that.
But both the audience and the actor said, "Huh? It's Becky's surprise project, isn't it?"
Why?! Why?!
I see.
The studio was like...
Oh, my God! It's too much!
It's too much!
So please make it all real from there. Make the pranks real, too.
Oh, I see.
By the way, are you mentally strong or weak in the first place?
Well, of course, you're insanely strong.
Oh, you are.
You're insanely strong.
I'm insanely weak.
You're insanely weak.
Why?!
Huh? Thank you for your hard work.
That's not possible! That's not possible!
Why?!
That's not possible!
Why?!
Why are you saying that?!
I thought you'd say that.
Oh, well...
That's it for me.
No, I'm not like that at all!
Oh, I'm sorry.
What do you mean you're weak?!
No, even now, I'm like, "Oh, Mr. Muang, you're too weak!"
I'm mentally weak.
You're too accepting of it.
I didn't say anything rude!
But, Mr. Hamada, don't you think you're weak?
Oh...
So, you're mentally strong.
I'm strong. I'm strong.
Do you have anything you'd like to say in return for your failure?
I mean, you don't think you've failed, do you?
Oh, well...
That's true.
I'm strong!
Not really.
But what do you mean you didn't do well?
No, I'm sorry, but it can't be helped.
It's that time of the year.
You're so cool!
No, no, no!
But you don't back down, do you?
You don't back down, do you?
You're so cool!
No, you don't back down, do you?
You're so cool!
You don't back down, do you?
Sometimes you're like a grandpa.
You're so young!
That's it. That's it.
You've been doing it for nearly 40 years, and you're still as cool as a grandpa.
Oh, well, this is what happened.
Oh, I see. I should've said that there.
Things like that.
I don't know if it's mentally different or not.
Yes, Mr. Mukai, how about you?
Yes.
Have you ever made sure that it doesn't happen?
No, I've done one important thing.
On the first day of a concert, I get really nervous.
Yes, you do.
No matter how much I practice, my hands definitely tremble.
At that time, I always have a charm with me.
I'm bringing it with me today.
I have this charm.
What is it?
This is a 10,000 yen coin I got when I first met Johnny.
I'm carrying it around as a necklace.
Wow!
It's really small.
In 2003, when I was in the 3rd grade of elementary school, I got this necklace.
On the first day of a concert, I always carry it with me.
I thought I'd be nervous today, so I brought it with me.
When I hold it, my hands tremble.
Oh, my hands tremble!
Ouch!
Wow!
Is it 10,000 yen?
Yes, it is 10,000 yen.
Oh, it is small.
It is small and small.
You can fold it up.
You can fold it up and hold it for a long time.
Can you use it when you are lonely?
No, when you are lonely, you can use it.
But it's already broken.
Can I bite it?
It's not an Olympic medal.
When did you bring it?
It's a very abstract way of speaking, but it's like a local talent application letter.
I understand.
When I went to the center of the city and turned on the TV, I saw this.
It shakes 180 degrees.
My hands shake, so I have to move them.
Look at this.
It's shaking.
There are four of them.
It's over when my little finger shakes.
My little finger is still shaking here.
Let me ask you.
What happens when something happens that makes you mentally strong?
I'm weak, but Ito is strong.
There are many happenings in everyday life.
When we went to Kyoto Theater in June, we often met up at a cafe next door.
I'm sorry to say "happening", but next to the seat we were meeting up at, Yoshio Norio came with us.
I've never talked about it, so I thought I couldn't make a story next to it.
I'm weak, but Ito is mentally strong, so I can't make a story at all.
If you say "mentally strong", these two are monsters.
First of all, we made a story on this side of the seat in the back.
About ten minutes later, Yoshio Norio came with two people and I thought it was good.
At that time, there was nothing, but from there, Hayashi of "Gallop", Hamamatsu of "Tendara", Kuroda of "Messenger", and Donnie gathered.
As soon as people like western all-stars gathered, Yoshio Norio started talking about episodes with an incredible volume.
I have a feeling of wanting to mix, but if you make a new story through it,
Yoshio Norio checks if we are laughing every time we have a funny episode talk.
In order to confirm it, Yoshio Norio said, "This is a real story."
Obviously, Yoshio Norio said, "Come in, you guys."
I'm sorry, but I'm making a story.
Since we didn't come in at all, Yoshio Norio stood up and said, "Oh, you're working hard, but you're not funny."
I thought it was funny.
If you say "mentally strong", these two are the strongest.
How about you, Zaco?
"Mentally strong"?
I'm strong.
You don't get angry?
No, I don't.
Even if I get angry, I'm fine.
Strong?
Yes.
It doesn't matter if you get angry or not.
It doesn't matter!
You're like this.
If you care about it, it's a loss.
I want Mukai to do something for Zaco.
What?
What is it?
Zaco, you do impersonations.
I have some impersonations, too.
Fujiwara Tatsuya, Doraemon, and Hiraizumi Sei.
But I can't do it well.
I want you to impersonate me.
I'll teach you.
You do it first.
Me?
I'll impersonate Doraemon.
Doraemon.
Matsumoto-san, you're not energetic today. What's wrong?
Oh, that's how you do it.
Wait!
Huh?
You're not good at it.
Yes, yes.
You should talk to me.
Talk to me.
No, you should do it when you're not good at it.
That's right.
That's good.
An ordinary Doraemon is...
I'm Doraemon!
That's right.
Isn't it?
And an ordinary Doraemon is...
I'm Doraemon!
Dungeon!
I'm Doraemon!
Dungeon!
Oh yeah, I'm Doraemon!
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Ordinary or nothing!
I see! Do you play dungeon more?
Yes, yes, yes!
Can I play dungeon?
Yes, it's the opposite!
I see!
The opposite...
Matsumoto-san, what's up today?
Who are you playing?
It's different when you say "I'm Doraemon"!
Ah, that's right!
That's right!
Change it!
Change it first!
Then, Hiraizumi Sei-san!
Here I go!
Ho!
Kousan!
Kousoyo!
Hiraizumi Suebesu!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
This is not for me to talk about!
Hey, you!
This is not the time to talk to your mother!
I'm a bit confused now.
Then, Zaoran-san!
Zaoran-san, first...
Then, first, the normal Hiraizumi Sei-san, right?
Ah, Kousan!
Ah, Hiraizumi Seibesu!
Please!
However, Hiraizumi who has lost his voice...
Who are you?
Hiraizumi...
Who are you?
Who?
Who are you?
Who is it?
That's right.
However, Mr. Ando is also mentally strong.
You can do it, can't you?
Imitation.
What do you mean?
Mr. Ando, can you imitate me?
I'm said to be good at impersonation.
What should I do?
He always shows off his impersonation skills with his heart.
He's mentally strong.
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January 6th.
Can you imitate me?
I'm said to be good at impersonation.
What should I do?
He always shows off his impersonation skills with his heart.
He's mentally strong.
Who can you imitate?
Imitator of a culinary researcher, Remita Hirano.
I want to imitate you.
May I?
Go ahead.
I've never done it in front of people.
She usually does it in front of people.
She doesn't do it in front of people.
I can't do it.
She's mentally strong.
She's strong.
She's cute.
She's strong. She's innovative. She's innovative.
She's amazing. She's amazing.
She's energetic.
She's amazing.
She was full of energy just now, but she can't speak.
Let's leave it for now.
Let's go.
She's mentally weak. She's a weak person.
She's depressed.
Even a little thing can shock her.
She's mentally weak.
This is a testimony from a member she knows well.
Good evening. I'm Tatsuya Fukazawa of SNOWMAN and I'm Ryota Miyadate of SNOWMAN.
Nice to meet you.
We're in front of the studio now.
You're Kansai people and you're very friendly and make everyone around you smile.
But you're mentally weak and it's easy for you to get depressed by yourself.
I see.
And you cry for a little thing.
I'm jealous of you.
Do you have anything you don't like about me?
You cry for a little thing.
You're a crybaby.
You're crying.
We're rehearsing now and the choreographer said, "Let's take a break."
I saw Mukai leaving the studio quickly.
I was looking for Mukai.
When he came into the studio, his eyes were red.
What's wrong?
He was about to cry.
He was crying because he couldn't remember the choreography.
He was crying.
I think he came back because he didn't want people to know he cried.
But his eyes were completely red.
If I stay like this, I'll hate dancing.
He's laughing at you.
I'm crying in front of the TV because I don't cry.
It's like you're alone.
So I hope you don't cry and do your best today.
Don't cry.
Thank you.
Mukai, do you cry that much?
I do.
If I start dancing late, I get emotional.
Do you remember it?
Yes, I remember it because it's late.
I remember Snow Man about five times.
I feel lonely because I can't dance.
I feel depressed.
I feel like I'm dragging Snow Man's feet.
I feel like I'm dragging his feet.
With my feet.
You're hurting him.
I'm sorry.
You're hurting him.
I don't care.
I don't know Japanese.
Sometimes I don't know Japanese.
Yes.
Just cry now!
His little finger is about to tremble.
I've heard people joking about you dancing in front of people.
Yes.
There's an old Snow Man called Raul.
When people joke about me dancing in front of people, I get laughed at.
"Really?" I sometimes get laughed at.
About five seconds later, I tell Raul that it's a joke.
I get laughed at while I'm in a hurry.
I sometimes can't understand people's jokes.
Do you still cry?
I do.
Is there anything else?
When I'm walking in the city, my fans notice me.
When I'm walking with my juniors, only my juniors notice me.
Only I don't get noticed.
It happens sometimes.
I get depressed.
There's a way of not getting depressed.
It's called positive thinking.
Positive thinking.
Are you kidding me?
Positive thinking.
My name is Mukai Koji.
Koji stands for positive thinking.
I see.
I'm good at dancing.
That's why I get lost in the city.
That's why I don't get noticed.
I try hard to be strong mentally.
What do you think, Atara?
I also have positive thinking.
You're not Koji.
I have my own positive thinking.
I have a weak mentality.
When people say something to me, I get worried about it.
I'm 34 years old now, but I've never had a girlfriend.
I've never had one.
Tell me about it.
I can't do it unless I pick up girls.
When I try to pick up girls, I cast a spell on myself.
A spell?
No matter what I'm told, I cast a spell on myself.
I cast a spell on myself and then I go out in the city.
No matter what girls say to me, I don't feel anything.
I have a positive thinking.
That's right.
You should cast a spell when you're on a show.
But I don't have much time to cast a spell.
If you cast a spell for too long, you'll lose your identity.
You'll lose your identity.
How long do you cast a spell for?
About 15 minutes.
That's too short!
What happens if you fail to cast a spell?
I'll cry.
I know how you feel.
I also accept jokes.
When I have a camera, I know it's a variety show.
But when I don't have a camera, I don't have a variety show.
I cry when I hear a joke from my husband.
For example, I have a kid.
I ask my husband if he thinks my kid is cute.
He says it's a joke.
I think the toy poodle we passed by this morning is cuter.
I see.
Husbands say that kind of joke.
Why do you say that?
I see.
You don't know? You don't know it's a joke?
I know it's a joke.
When I'm told it's not funny, I say it's not funny.
It's about time for you, Remi Hirano.
I was waiting for you.
Will you come again?
If I can cast a spell.
I've heard a lot about you.
Are you Remi Hirano now?
No, I'm not.
I'm not?
How about you, Zaku?
Do you get depressed when you fail?
No, I don't.
I don't care if I get depressed.
Have you failed recently?
Yes, I have. Oh, you know, Matsuri san was there, too.
CX's "Rough Music".
Yes, "Rough Music" by CX.
In front of Ayumi Hamasaki, she asked me to sing her song "Kocho Umamano".
Oh, yes.
The lyrics of Ayumi Hamasaki's song "Maria" were out of tune.
Oh, I see.
So I bit Ayumi Hamasaki and couldn't say her name.
But I don't care about it at all.
Are you sure?
Do it again! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it again!
One more time!
Ayumi Hamasaki, nice guy!
OK!
First, in Ayumi Hamasaki's song "Maria" she sings...
Maria, there is a man you love
But in Ayumi Hamasaki's song "Maria" she sings...
Maria, there's someone you should love.
And you know...
Boo!
What's this?
This is...
To prevent you from flying.
Are you mentally strong?
To prevent you from flying.
People of Sentago!
Becky is mentally weak.
She cares about what people think of her.
She forces herself to create a character.
She's gotten better now.
But when she was young...
She always wanted to be a bright and positive Becky.
But when she came out of the door, she was like Becky.
She was energetic and happy.
She didn't show weakness to people.
And she didn't consult with people.
She only consulted with people as a talented Becky.
We have a gift from someone who knows Becky well.
Oh, hello!
I'm Becky's favorite host, Fuwa-chan!
Macchan, Hama-chan, what's up with you?!
Becky and I are close enough to invite me over to their house.
Becky watches a lot of Fuwa-chan's shows.
She always praises my variety shows.
Fuwa-chan, you were funny back in the day!
Oh, I forgot how to end a variety show!
She says things like that.
Oh, I forgot how to end a variety show!
She says things like that.
I say that because I'm her junior.
I always say, "She praised you, too!"
But I don't have any other information other than "She praised you, too!"
So I can only say, "She praised you, too!"
I can only say this!
Please don't say things like "she praised you, too!"
I'm in trouble!
Becky, use your mental strength and praise yourself!
Do you understand?!
Everyone, please be nice to Becky, too!
Bye-bye!
I almost cried just now.
I'm so happy!
Wait a minute.
Why isn't she called "strong" today?
She's the strongest.
She's the strongest in the entertainment world right now.
That's true!
She's strong, isn't she?
But when she goes home, she'll be like...
I don't want to see that!
Fuwa-chan, you're so encouraging.
Last year, I was so depressed that I even thought of graduating from variety show.
At that time, Fuwa-chan was admiring Becky.
She wrote my name on her social media.
She wanted to be a host like Becky.
I took that video of me talking on the TV with my cell phone.
I watched it many times when I wasn't feeling well.
When you're depressed, you can't even sit like this.
You fall to the ground.
I was so depressed.
I see.
At that time, I was praised by young and energetic Chinatsu.
OK, let's do our best!
Let's do it again!
But you thought of quitting once, didn't you?
I did.
I don't know why, but isn't variety show changing a little bit?
It's changing.
It's changing, isn't it?
When I came back after 3 years and went to variety show for the first time in a while,
I said it as a joke, but it turned out to be just a noisy old woman.
It wasn't funny at all.
It takes a little time.
Right.
Because there is a blank.
I thought it wasn't suitable for me.
I see.
From now on, variety show which is easy to be a target of criticism such as spreading on social media will change.
Let's ask if you care about such voices around you.
You say you have a strong mentality.
Ando-san.
Do you care about criticism around you?
When I do a live show and I have to say various things in a limited time, I can't say everything perfectly, can I?
Sometimes I say too much, sometimes I say too little, and sometimes I say too much.
I do a live show in order to be criticized.
I see.
I do care about criticism, but I forget it.
You don't care about it.
If you don't care about it, you can't do it, can you?
You can't do it, can you?
Remi Hirano-san.
You are hot now.
If you do it for a lifetime's request, please take responsibility for it.
That's right.
If you do it for a lifetime's request.
But she said she really wanted to do it.
Really?
I heard it from Ushiromu.
Really?
She said she really wanted to do it.
I've never done it.
Which one is it?
I've never done it.
Do you want to do it?
Do you?
Please.
OK.
Well, you know, you know, you put beef like this, right?
You can't touch it like this.
Please do it quickly.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it, sir.
I'm doing it.
Do it now.
You are lying, aren't you?
It's a wish of Remi-chan.
Do it now.
Your voice is gone.
I really don't like it.
I didn't get it at all.
How about you?
Do you care about what people think of you?
I care about what people think of me.
And I also care about whether people feel lonely.
I'm sitting in a full seat on the train.
I'm sitting on both sides of the train.
There is an old man next to me.
I should sit with a little space between me and the old man.
But I moved to this side because I had space between me and the old man.
I thought this old man might be lonely.
I thought he might have been disliked by me and left me.
I couldn't move a step from here.
I was sitting next to the old man on a empty train.
You thought you should sit next to the old man, didn't you?
If I had thought about it, I would have been hurt.
What if I sat next to you and you got hurt?
The old man can't stand you sitting next to him.
I see.
How about you, Ito?
I don't care about that at all.
I don't bother people around me at all.
You are really fair.
Even if it's not a big deal, you call the police right away.
Is that so?
It's only once in my life.
When I lived alone in Ikebukuro for many years, I didn't have money.
I had a little money, so I made something like a pork bowl.
It was very delicious and there was still some left over.
I went on a night shift and didn't come back until morning.
So I made one more and ate it in the morning.
It was winter and I wanted to leave it on the table.
So I went and came back home in the morning and looked at the table.
The saran wrap on the table had come off and only the pork was gone.
I thought it was scary.
For the time being, I only had a fruit knife from the kitchen.
I don't know if it's hidden in the bathroom or in the closet,
but I was too scared to open it, so I went out of the house once and called the police.
No, no, no, it wasn't like that.
I was really scared.
So I called the police and said "Hello?"
How can I help you?
Some pork has been stolen.
It can't be stolen.
Some pork has been stolen.
I was silent for such a long time that I thought my phone had been cut off.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared!
"I'm scared!" I was silent for such a long time that I thought my phone had been cut off.
Pork!
The pork in the pork bowl has been stolen!
Is there anything else that has been stolen?
No, only the pork!
Please come quickly!
I was making it in about ten minutes,
and in front of my house, I was like "I'm begging you, can you get me something like a Robocop?"
I was waiting for it, and ten minutes later,
an old man like Columbo came.
But please come!
"But Columbo, huh?" I thought.
From behind me, there was another man like Columbo.
A double Columbo entered my house and started searching,
and he was talking to me with a small voice while laughing.
"Who is this guy?" I thought.
Then, the man on the right, Columbo, said "You're a rat, aren't you?"
"What?" I said.
"You're a rat, aren't you?" I said.
But my head was bleeding.
I'm sorry, but please come.
"Where in the world are you a rat that only carries pork?" I asked.
The man on the left, Columbo, said "Then, I'll ask you, but where in the world are you a thief that only carries pork?"
Exactly!
No, no, no, that's why the police are not in the world of pork!
What world?
What about your ego?
Do you care about what people say?
Well, I do care about it, but when I wake up in the morning, I do ego-searching.
What?
People say that I'm not funny, but I'm perceived positively because I'm spreading hate in the world.
Because you're doing your job.
If Twitter doesn't say anything about my ego on TV, then I don't think I can do my job.
That's right.
Yes.
I'm saying normal things.
Because you're strong.
But it's totally fine, right?
Yes, it's totally fine.
Do you wear that on the train, too?
At first, I wore it, but recently, when I went out of my house, there was someone who was following me.
What?
Someone was following me.
But I go out of my house while doing ego- searching.
And now, someone is following me.
Is it live?
Yes, it's a video from 15 seconds ago.
I was scared.
But now, I'm wearing a cap.
Yes.
What?
This way!
Someone said you're strong. Do you know him?
Who is it?
Good evening, I'm Kobayashi Kendo.
After 10 rounds, Zacoche's eyes are wide open!
Calculate! What's wrong with you?
Someone said you're strong. Do you know him?
Who is it?
Good evening, I'm Kobayashi Kendo.
Who is it?
Someone said you're strong. Do you know him?
Who is it?
Good evening, I'm Kobayashi Kendo.
Who is it?
Someone said you're strong. Do you know him?
Who is it?
He's cute.
When I was hated or rejected...
I lost all my energy.
It was hard for me.
No, no, I'm telling you to do it, but it's all different.
No, there was a note on the grip, wasn't there? What does that mean?
No, like R-one.
Yes.
If the line is wrong, it's definitely no good.
Yes.
Well, I'm writing with a thin pencil.
It's written like this even if you exaggerate too much, on the top right.
Oh, it's lyrics.
Yes, it's lyrics.
'This is the perfect time to sing!'
But usually the script goes like this, 'baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw baw.'
You wrote Japanese!
You don't have to write 'baw', do you?
I don't have to write 'bokeh', do I?
You know, sometimes even on the stage where I'm relaxed, I'll come across some people.
I'm shocked!
But you know, it's fine if you do my job, right?
Without failure.
I want to say "What's wrong with being depressed?"
I was wondering if you were doing it with explosive power.
With such an ad-lib.
Calculate it! What's wrong with it?!
It's fine! It's fine!
It's fine, but...
Then, you know, love...
For example, it's not good for an entertainer to be depressed over private matters, right?
Yes, it's not good!
What?!
But I don't love anyone, so it's fine!
I don't love anyone, so it's fine!
You couldn't do it at the same time?
I couldn't do it!
I can't love anyone!
What?!
The next theme is...
The stress you feel in everyday life, whether you're mentally strong or weak.
Now, let's see how you can relieve your stress!
Morning.
What?!
With a knife?!
What?!
Scary!
With a shield?!
Shield?!
For the first time...
Unique!
What?!
Why?!
It's too much!
It's a lot!
A lot?!
Here we go!
What's this?!
It's a lot!
It's like a dream!
Eat the seeds of fruits!
Who is it?
Fischer's!
Oh!
One Soul
What's that?
Tenetsu
Kodomo Dakko
I saw it!
I'm playing Kodira
What?
What are you looking at?
Kodomo Dakko
Isn't it "Kodomo"?
Oh, that's right!
Kodomo Yakko
When Kodomo sleeps
Eating sweets
And more!
You play with it!
Kodomo Yakko
The one that Kodomo plays with
How many times?
But it's fun!
Kodomo Yakko
With Kodomo toys
Kodomo no omocha de
With Kodomo toys
Kodomo grill
Delicious
Are you copying?
Kodomo grill
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful
It's great
Refresh your mind.
I hope I'm about to cut vegetables and take a bath
Yuku to iteki as a lunch box
What do you think of this?
- tribute composition and gore
I think it's fun.
Kyou mo ichi inchi
- it seems to begin
It's not finished yet.
Doesn't seem like it's starting...
connecting...
connecting, connecting, connecting
I wanna connect with you
But you look a little manly.
I don't look like a man anymore.
Active session!
Who is this?
Oh, it's Mukai.
[Music]
Where is he?
[Music]
What?
[Music]
His voice is amazing.
[Music]
That's amazing.
Are you okay?
Are you serious?
Are you okay?
That's amazing.
[Music]
It's me.
Editing?
Yes.
[Laughter]
It's a YouTube video.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
"Dajidan"?
It's a fun time.
"Dajidan"?
I'm at home.
We show our school videos and broadcast them!
That's great!
First, Mr. Sinbo!
Do you know that we pick seeds in the middle of bananas?
If you plant them, you can make bananas.
I have seeds.
When we eat an avocado, we put it in a plant bridge and it grows.
Look at this.
This is one year old, but when it is three years old, the avocado looks like this.
Does it bear fruit?
It takes ten years for an avocado to bear fruit.
But it bears fruit.
It bears fruit.
Now, Becky, you eat children's snacks and play with children's toys.
That's right.
First of all, my child always has to be shaken.
It has to be shaken that much all the time, so I thought it was shaken.
At first it was a snack I bought for children, but it was so delicious that I ate it for myself and played with it.
This is a stress reliever.
It's fun!
By the way, Matsumoto-san, you often play with your children, don't you?
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you see.
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By the way, Matsumoto-san, you talk a lot about your children, don't you?
I felt it recently.
At a dinner party of a program, I made him eat.
I talked a lot about my children.
Like this education method, like this...
Your face is getting red! Your face is getting red!
It's not embarrassing.
I thought you talked a lot.
Then, just at that moment, my daughter called me.
I just looked at her and left.
But she showed me her screen once and said...
She hung up on me.
What?
What did you do?
I hugged her like this and said "soprano".
What did you do?
And Ando-san!
Oh, yes, yes.
I just cut it off.
That feels good.
Yes, that feels good.
I just cut it clean and put it aside.
And I put some in a storage container in the fridge.
And I felt like I achieved something.
Don't you think so?
And while you were cutting it off, Hira's Remi-san was doing it.
She was doing it.
Hira and Remi-san were doing it.
Would you like to do it again?
No!
Never again!
What are you doing?
Now, Zakko is editing at home.
I make and upload videos on YouTube.
But I'm different from YouTubers.
YouTubers are my self-made fans.
So you don't have to watch any of my videos.
How many views do you get?
At first...
There was a video of me copying Scott Steiner's pro-wrestling.
Only Ken Koba and Miyagi Adachi were watching it.
So you wanted them to watch it in person?
Yes, I wanted them to watch it in person.
What do you do when you're upset?
When I'm upset and cry, I release my stress.
For that, I have a song called "Even If" by Ken Hirai.
When I'm upset, I cry right away.
When I play the song, I naturally cry and release my stress.
Here you go.
(Laughs)
After this, Snowman Mukai cried a lot.
When I don't like something, I immediately cry.
When I play the song, I naturally cry and release my stress.
Here you go.
(Laughs)
I said earlier that I happened to find you, but
the truth is I've always wanted to bring you with me.
At the counter of this shop, where candles gently sway,
you're happily staring at the ring he gave you.
My drop won't fall into your heart, but...
Tonight, I'll cry with you.
Until the cassis soda runs out...
What is this?!
It's a little different from what I thought!
It's amazing, but it's a video that only fans will like.
Zacoci is always laughing about it!
I was going to say, "If you're not going to cry, you should change the ads."
I see.
I was going to say, "Don't cry."
But I didn't say it, and...
It didn't work.
I hate it so much that I want it to disband.
Next week, after the boy and girl duo disbanded, female comedians will be honest!
I don't know why we're starting like this!
In addition, their partners will become even more chaotic!
There's only one chance for us today!
I'm good-looking, so I'm not nervous!
What should we do?
Let's do something crazy.
Hama-chan, get along with them!
Yes, ma'am!
Look forward to next week!
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