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Tonight's "Terapse" is a survey of young celebrities' life styles in 2021.
First of all...
This year, she's married.
She wants to be a fat woman like Tomomi Kahara.
Well, I guess it's normal.
Before kissing...
And...
She takes a bath with her husband every day.
She's a sexy Barbie.
I don't need any love that burns once or twice a week.
Her solo debut is "Kiren Kawashima".
You should drink first.
Before kissing for her 10th anniversary...
Kakusa says...
I wish I was behind you.
I thought so, too.
And...
A medalist Mizutani Jun, who woke up beautifully this year...
Is he going to advise her before and after kissing?
That's right.
I'm sure he's going to advise her before and after kissing.
Don't say that!
She appeared in "Daybreak" and "Mochi World" this year, too!
And...
A star's personal clothes "ACIFUYA COLLECTION"!
The price is...
Kakusa's best price is...
A star's personal clothes and a studio!
And...
A super high-priced viewer's gift!
The second part is...
"The Strongest Comedians Talk Festival"!
Acrylic boxes are too thick.
The strongest comedians will talk about the best works of this year's variety show!
Female comedians...
Do you know "GAPO"?
Well...
It's been a while since I've seen this picture.
But it's like this because of the lighting, but when I saw it in the classroom, it was normal.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see.
First of all, the guests in the first half of the program are these people!
Let's take a look at the drama of 2021!
The first guest is Hiromi Kitayama!
Thank you for having me!
When did you meet Senga?
I've heard about it.
Senga-san got an email from Nakai-san.
He said that he was going to send a bad message about Downtown Deluxe.
What?! Really?!
I'm really scared now after hearing that rumor!
What?! Senga-san is going to send one?!
That's right! When I was on Downtown Deluxe last time, my position wasn't good at all.
And I haven't been able to return my pass at Downtown Festival at all.
I got an email saying, "What did you guys go there for?"
It's already a little slow, isn't it?
It's dangerous! I've got an email!
Mizutani Jun's 2021 Drama!
She won a total of 32 million yen in prize money at the Tokyo Olympics!
Now, she's been invited to a variety show!
In the Japanese table tennis market, she won her first gold medal in the Olympics for the first time!
And Mizutani Jun-san won the same medal in the men's team!
Immediately after the Tokyo Olympics, she announced her retirement.
Such Mizutani-san has made a huge change!
She appeared in a TV show!
From popular songs to variety shows, her offers have taken off!
She is still very active as a trend!
Such Mizutani-san has made a huge change after the Tokyo Olympics!
You appear in a variety of TV shows!
Yes, I appear in a variety of TV shows.
In terms of fun, how is it?
Compared to when you were playing table tennis, you seem to be a little different.
How is it?
My job is really fun.
In the case of table tennis, I practice the same thing every day.
Then I play a game and lose.
I can't show the feeling of having fun.
I appeared in a TV show called "I'm going to be rich".
I won 1 million yen.
I thought it was wonderful.
I think the one who plays table tennis is stupid.
I don't think so.
Table tennis players are also wonderful.
But you have to show your own talent.
I still want a job in the table tennis world.
I want to do it in the table tennis world.
I want to do both.
He has been doing business since he was in the entertainment industry.
Curry.
Have you seen it?
He sells a lot of curry.
Is it a retort?
Yes, it's a retort curry.
That's amazing!
This is how he does it!
He is the most profitable retort curry.
When you say hello in the dressing room, you also say "curry, please".
That's right!
When I say hello in the dressing room, I always say "curry, please".
It's very popular!
I'll introduce it like this, so it will sell again.
That's right!
Thank you very much.
I heard you also released a book.
I also released a book.
I wrote it the day after the Olympics ended and it was released on September 24th.
That's fast!
Mizutani-san is a busy person with talent, business, and writing.
It's his first time on TV to relax at home.
First of all, I'd like to introduce you to my rabbit, Peko-chan, who is living in my house.
Peko-chan, come here.
It's a rabbit.
It's cute!
Playing with rabbits is one of the ways to relax.
And...
I'll introduce you to a manga I often watch as a hobby of mine.
I have a lot of manga.
I have a lot of manga at home.
Mizutani-san loves manga.
He has more than a thousand of them!
I play mobile games at home.
Playing games with his wife until morning is his daily routine.
And this is his life after the Tokyo Olympics.
Lately, I've been on TV more often, so I play Steam and other games.
Please calm down.
He's always on TV.
He's been on TV more often, and he's a gold medalist who woke up to beauty.
It's all pink!
That's all for Mizutani-san's relaxing time at home!
I try to change my skin tone as much as possible.
Your eyeliner is annoying, too.
Really?
But you have beautiful skin, don't you?
If you say that...
What do you do for your skin to be so beautiful?
I'm very happy about it!
What do you do for your skin?
I...
Yes, I...
I put hyaluronic acid in my nose.
You said it!
You did it!
You said it!
I was surprised that you said it in a live broadcast.
You said it!
I said it because I thought it would be okay.
And you like smartphone games.
Do you spend a lot of money on it?
I think I spent about 1 million yen on it.
A lot of people spend a lot of money on it.
I'm serious about it.
By the way, what kind of game is it?
It's an e-sports game called "crash royal".
Hinada is here.
Enako!
Do you also play a smartphone game?
That's right. I also play a smartphone game and I spend 5 million yen a year on it.
5 million yen?
5 million yen.
I only play games.
That's not true!
Then you should find it!
Let's move on to the next topic!
Kisumai's 2021 story.
It's been 10 years since their debut.
Finally, there is no difference between the seven members.
Kisumai's debut in 2011.
In his second year and eleventh month of his debut, he became the fastest male artist on the 4th dome tour.
In addition, the total number of tours exceeded 4 million people.
Kisumai ranked first in a row of 28 songs in the Oricon ranking.
Kisumai made a number of milestones and celebrated his 10th anniversary of his debut.
There is a problem for the seven of them who have walked such a dazzling path.
What is it?
Dispersal of members.
Kitayama.
Fujigaya.
While Tamamori and his team are shining as front members...
These four people are...
As you can see in the back, the spotlight is not bright, and there are few singing parts, but there is a clear difference.
The costumes are also different.
In addition, even though they are Johnny's, they are called "busaiku".
I'm really grateful for that.
Such a smile has changed since the 10th anniversary of their debut!
Now that there is no difference of seven people, what does it mean for an equal relationship?
Let's talk about the truth!
What kind of difference was there?
First of all, the positions of the front three people and the back four people are fixed, right?
So, first of all, there are no singing parts for the four people in the back at all.
Only in the front?
First of all, there are singing parts for the front three people and only in the back there are singing parts for the four people in the back at all.
It's like a night hyaluronic acid, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's like a night hyaluronic acid, isn't it?
It's getting bigger and bigger.
2cc, 3cc...
Well, I think I can understand the costumes.
After all, the front and back are different.
It was also mentioned in the previous VTR, but the front three people are completely white and the back four people are black.
It's really inconspicuous.
This is a good one, though.
This is a good one, isn't it?
This is it!
There is also a red bean-colored shirt on the back four people.
That's right!
At first, there was something on top of the red bean- colored shirt.
Then, in front of me, there was someone dancing Senga.
Take off your Senga jacket!
It's getting bigger and bigger.
In the end, the shirt became the biggest one.
The shirt became the biggest one.
I wanted to put on accessories myself, but he kept saying "take it off!"
It was getting thinner and thinner in front of me.
Why did it become like that in the first place?
Maybe it was because we didn't have the ability.
This is the end!
I think it's difficult for seven people to remember at the same time.
Yes, yes.
So, first of all, three of us came out.
First of all, we had to come out.
After that, five of us came out.
After about ten years, we came out for the first time.
It would have been different if it was behind you!
What do you mean? I really don't know what you mean.
People say it a lot, but I think so too.
I want to say it behind you.
No, but it's weird for five of us to say it.
Johnny decides it.
Oh, is that so?
Three people in front of you, three people in front of you.
There's something about it, isn't there?
Yes, behind you, four people.
I also do it in front of you, thinking "why?"
Do you really think so?
Yes.
But there are more people behind you, aren't there?
There are more people.
And people in the back are dancing at a place where they can't even see the stage's sleeves.
It's cute.
If you do it on a small stage...
It's common, isn't it?
Is the microphone still alive when you're in the back?
It's alive.
It's dead.
Everyone is singing.
What?
Everyone is singing.
Everyone is singing?
Is everyone alive?
Everyone is alive.
There must be people alive, right?
Yes, everyone.
Everyone is my friends.
Kim and A don't get along.
By the way, our Yoko is dead.
After this, Tomomi Kahara will be in Senga Kisumai's main work!
Well, it's normal.
Senga san, I've heard that you've changed a lot in your daily life.
What is it?
Recently, because of corona, I've been drawing a lot at home.
I drew acrylics and oil paintings.
I draw pictures like this.
The more I draw, the more I like it.
It's amazing.
It's fashionable.
Can I put it there?
Yes, yes.
Pictures like this.
It's amazing.
It's a different world.
It's a bit unique, isn't it?
That's right.
Japan has that kind of talent.
In the future...
Yes, yes, yes.
I hope it will become a classic or something that makes money.
Something that makes money?
Curry, curry.
Curry first.
Curry, curry.
Tomomi, what do you think of this picture?
Well, it's not...
Is it over?
It's not over.
You're missing something good.
Celebrities have a lot of talents, don't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
So if I were to say one of them, it's normal.
No good.
It may get better from here.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
No, no, no.
I'm jealous.
I feel like I was hit by a flying machine.
Now, let's move on.
"Air Stairs" 2021 has changed dramatically!
"King of Gon" has won and won a prize of 1,000 yen!
Thanks to that, the family seems to be back to normal.
Are you okay?
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
I'm sorry!
I'll run away first!
Air Stairs, 10 years of gaming history!
Such an air staircase has changed dramatically!
"King of Gon" has won and won a prize of 1,000 yen!
In this summer of this year, "King of Gon" has won a prize!
It's wonderful!
They have won a prize of 10 million yen with a splendid prize!
This is amazing!
After they won the prize, they have taken many offers and their schedules have been packed!
This is amazing!
They are very busy!
However, there is a large private debt at this time!
There is about seven million yen!
A wife and a child is living together now, right?
Oh, I don't have money, so I can't live with you, so I live with my wife's family in Hokkaido.
Due to debt, he is living separately from his family.
His private life is not going well at all.
What kind of change did his private life have after winning the championship?
Is it possible for you to live with your family now that you have won the championship?
Yes, it is possible for me to live with my family now that I have won the championship.
What about the change in money?
The change in money is 10 million yen, so it will be 5 million yen each.
I can't pay you back all of it, but I can pay you back about 400 million yen for 700 million yen.
I'm thinking of buying a wedding ring with the rest of it.
I haven't changed it yet.
I'm thinking of buying a wedding ring with the rest of it.
I don't like it.
You will have a second child in March, right?
My second child was born.
I have two children now.
Do you have a picture of your family?
I have a picture of my father.
You look like a warrior.
You look like you just came out of the bath.
What about your family?
I got married in January of last year and divorced in December of last year.
Wait a minute. I can't keep up with you.
We released "DOWNTOWN DELUXE" for the first time in October of last year.
We got divorced in the morning of the day of recording.
It's not before "DELUXE".
You have a new girlfriend.
After this, a huge change!
After getting divorced, you have a new girlfriend!
It's really fast!
What are you saying all of a sudden?
Last October, we released "downtown deluxe" for the first time, and we got divorced in the morning of the recording day.
That's amazing!
To be honest, I changed my concentration for a moment.
It was like that at that time!
To be honest, I haven't heard much about you in the downtown area.
That's right.
We knew about you.
I knew about you.
I thought you would do your best.
But no matter what you say,
it's like "what did you do?"
You just say whatever you want.
It was funny as a character.
But it wasn't like that.
It wasn't like that.
I'm sorry, but is there a reason for that?
The reason is...
I think it's related to your work.
No matter where you are married,
you feel like you're getting closer and away from each other.
I think you follow this kind of route.
But you don't follow this route anymore.
Your wife noticed it and said,
I want to divorce you.
You know?
I don't know.
That's too much of a route.
I can't see what's ahead of me.
Can you tell me what's going on now?
Yes, I can.
You have a new girlfriend, right?
That's right.
You divorced in December last year.
And you've been together for about three months.
No, it's March.
March?
I can't believe it!
It's not like that.
What do you mean it's not like that?
No, it's not like that.
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
What's going on?
So you got a girlfriend after you divorced, right?
Do you have one?
No, I don't.
Kato is right behind you when you're talking about this.
That's the standard.
Let's change the standard.
You look like you don't know what you're talking about.
Kato, did you understand what I just said?
Yes, I did.
I'm glad you did.
Speaking of which, I heard you have something you want to do today.
Yes, I do.
There's a gag I really want to get popular this year.
Is it okay for you to watch it?
Yes, it's okay.
It's called "the last one, the last one, the last one!"
It's not funny, but it's useful.
It might be popular if you do it for Johnny's.
If you do it for Johnny's, it will be easier for fans to use it.
Please look forward to it.
You have to do it for real.
Saito, Saito, Saito!
Air Talk, Mr. Katamori's gag which he wants to make popular this year,
Mr. Kitayama, who is absent, will try it!
I have to do it for real, right?
I have to do it for sure, right?
That's right, that's right.
Saito, Saito, Saito!
Here we go.
Saito, Saito, Saito!
Well, in that case...
Is it weak? Is it weak?
The line art is good, right?
The line art is good.
You said it, but you didn't say it.
Here we go.
Saito, Saito, Saito!
Let's do it together. Let's do it together.
Yes, understood.
Here we go.
Saito, Saito, Saito!
Yes, please sit down.
Thank you.
Yes, please sit down.
Honma, honma.
What is "honma, honma"?
Well, you two said that you have more work to do.
Shibuya and Yuu-chan, who are in Osaka, seem to have been busy with work this year.
Yes, thank you.
Shibuya 114, Yuu-chan 96%.
Yuu-chan, how is it?
Yes.
You have more work to do and your life has changed, right?
Yes, I have more work to do.
Isn't it great there?
Yes, it's great.
It's great.
It's the best.
You came all the way from Osaka for work, right?
That's right.
I'm going to live in a hotel in Tokyo for the next 25 days.
That's right.
I'm alone and I feel lonely.
And my room is quite small, so I want to move out soon.
What do you mean by "small"?
It's "small over".
It's like that.
It's wide, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's too wide for you to live alone.
It's too small.
You can't put your luggage in it.
That's right.
I want to move out.
I see.
What about you, Shibuya?
Seco, seco, seco!
That's weird.
You're talking like a genius!
Bring in the audience!
I'm in a hurry!
Are you also from Osaka?
Yes, I'm here about three times a week.
But the theater is in Osaka,
so I always go back to Osaka.
You go back and forth?
Yes, I go back and forth.
Even if I really move,
I feel like I'm going crazy.
Sometimes...
Stop it!
This is their busy healing time!
Today, I'd like to introduce you to my hotel life!
I stay for about seven days this time.
But the luggage for seven days is really heavy.
My clothes are always packed like this.
I turned 20 years old this year!
20 years old!
I'd like to drink a highball!
Excuse me!
You look like you'd like it a lot.
- You like it, don't you? - Yeah, I love it!
It's good!
Okay, so recently, my My Boom Boom has been drinking while looking at handsome guys.
It looks like this.
Wow, you look cool!
- Who is he?! - You look cool!
- He has a TikTok account. - Oh, that's right.
- You look cool! - Wow, you look really good!
- You look hot! - I'm starting to sweat!
- Do you want me to shake your feet? - Who is he?!
- I'm starting to sweat! - You're sweating!
I can only get excited about things like this.
Yeah, it's helpful!
What do you mean "helpful"?!
Meanwhile, Shibuya-san's healing at home in Osaka is...
Melon is the best.
- Yes, melon is delicious. - I'm not sad about it.
In addition, Shibuya-san is addicted to this lighting.
It's just a room light.
- But it's not just that. - What is it?
- Here it is. - Oh, wow!
- It's a projector. - Oh, I see!
This is amazing.
You can watch YouTube, Nagi Channel, etc.
- That's amazing! - Yes.
- On top of this, you can watch a movie. - You're so mean!
- You're so mean!
What is her favorite YouTube channel to watch with a projector?
- I like your snacks. - My snacks are better than today's.
- Oh, I'm sorry! - What?
- I'm sorry! - Who said that?!
- I'm sorry! - You should have said "grandpa"!
It was a relaxing time for the busy couple!
Shibuya, what is that?! How many people are there?!
It's Yuu-kun and Jiji.
Jiji.
Are they ordinary people?
Yes, ordinary people.
Ordinary people are taking pictures of their children and grandparents' meals for free.
But it's very popular and the view count is one million or two million.
Why is that?
Yuu-kun is two years old, but he speaks very well.
And his words are very cute.
So Yuu-kun doesn't need Jiji?
Jiji, Jiji, Jiji.
Their conversation is good, isn't it?
Yes, their conversation is good.
Yuu-chan, you like drinking while looking at handsome men, don't you?
I feel healed when I see handsome men.
I like handsome men.
Kyoko-san, what do you think about drinking while looking at handsome men?
It's good, isn't it?
Kawashima was also busy this year, wasn't it?
It hasn't started yet, but it's like a band member is pulling a blanket for me.
After this, Kirin Kawashima is very active this year.
He is very diligent from the start.
I'm not that tired.
I don't feel like I'm that busy.
But the staff around me are very kind.
When I went to the next set in the morning, they put a futon in the dressing room.
They put a futon and a lot of energy drinks and coffee.
They said, "Anyway, you're tired, so go to bed first and do your best on our show."
The worst thing was that when Fuji TV came in, the staff stood up with blankets in the hallway and looked like they were at Hakone Station.
I'm not that tired.
I'm doing my best and having fun, but they think I'm going to collapse.
Now, let's go.
Next story!
Yes, it's in the middle of it.
Thank you very much.
2021 Drama Edition!
Variety commercial morning drama.
The room is buried in the cardboard box of the story.
This is from 10 years ago.
I'm sorry!
Amazing!
What are you saying?
It's too late now!
I can't see behind that panel, but it's too late!
Don't say it!
It's too late...
It's been about 10 years.
The conversation with cardboard is characteristic of variety commercials.
It's already middle school graduate!
What's going to change?!
Dance and dance!
Boiled food has come out!
Variety, Asatora, commercials and hip hop!
A big break for 10 years!
This year's number of TV appearances is 125!
This is my masterpiece.
First of all, as soon as you open the door, you will see cardboard.
Middle school students' homes are already covered in cardboard.
There are a lot of nice cardboard.
There are a lot of cardboard like this.
This is really a kitchen, but there is also a little space in front of the kitchen for cardboard.
All three floors of one room and all rooms are filled with small tools.
Even the cardboard before making is like this.
In addition, there are even small tools like this in the garage.
This is an airplane made of wood.
There are various small tools from 150 to 200 points.
Recently, I've been shooting the local newspaper every day.
It's healing to see the local news every day.
There is news that a big radish was caught.
This year's big break is already in China.
How do you feel about it?
What do you think is great about China?
After all it is mental strength.
Especially last year, we had no audience.
Even though we worked really hard last year and this year.
He is alone in this story.
This story needs a call and response.
It's a car-eating game.
When there is a car in it, you eat it.
If you miss it, you eat it.
When there are a lot of customers and there are a lot of children, it is very exciting.
You eat it and eat it.
We did it without an audience.
I could only hear the sound of sneakers in my head.
So far, we have provided it with the sponsor you see.
Mr. Kahashima introduced me to this story on Wednesday's "downtown".
He said it was the funniest story in his life.
When I asked him why his work changed so much, he said it was because of "feng shui".
Actually, Mr. Kahashima and "downtown" who made me want to laugh,
I am grateful to many people.
I was wondering who I should call.
The wind and water flew from Gaia, and thanks to the wind and water in me, I was able to say it.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
If you say it, it's a lie.
You said it because you were crazy about it.
I'm not scared of anything.
It's definitely Downtown's acorn jelly.
Mr. Moton, this is called "kuman kuman" in Kusaman, but I noticed it myself later, but
Downtown used to say "gatan goton" "gatan goton" "gatan goton" "ogan oton" "ogan oton" "oban ohan" like this.
I don't say "ohan".
It's hard.
Everyone must be inspired by it from that.
If I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.
I heard that you made your own original game today.
We made a deluxe game.
Let's do it!
Let's play the deluxe game that middle school students made for us.
Let's go!
We made a deluxe game.
When "d" comes in front of the sun, let's say "d" together.
d
When "x" comes in front of the sun, let's say "x" together.
The speed and level will increase, so please follow us.
Let's start the deluxe game!
B, D, X...
X, X, X, X, X, X, X...
Clear!
Next, let's take a look at the results of 2021!
Tomomi Kohara's 2021 drama "Speed marriage for six months and a half, fat and happy, and weight loss"
Yes, I'm losing weight!
Thank you!
In 1995, Tomomi Kohara made her singer debut as a member of the Komuro family.
She made millions of hits with various songs and played an important role as a Japanese singer.
Two years ago, she gave birth to her first child and became a single mother.
And this year, Tomomi Kohara is having a great year!
This time, Tomomi Kohara got married to someone she loved.
In August, Tomomi Kohara married her manager at the age of six months and a half!
When we got married, we got along very well. I'm happy every day.
But she has a problem...
I want to lose weight! I want to lose weight! I want to lose weight!
She lost all her fat!
If you work hard, you can lose weight!
What are you doing?
In order to regain her former style, she is on a diet every day!
She lost a lot of weight!
Let's talk about her private life, which has changed a lot this year!
Thank you!
Tomomi Kohara, when did you realize you gained weight?
When I was on "I'm Proud", I weighed 43 kilograms.
Now, I weigh 70 kilograms.
But you haven't changed much!
I have changed a lot!
Do you eat a lot?
I eat a lot!
I eat ramen with chopsticks!
Do you eat ramen with chopsticks?
No, I eat ramen with chopsticks!
Tomo-chan, first of all, let's sit down!
I can't believe you're showing your face like that.
Um, Kitayama-san, you did something to lose weight, didn't you?
Ah, in the drama, I played the role of the first wet bed, and the villain, and the villain killing and burying his opponent.
So you lost weight for that?
I lost weight and gained about 6kg.
Hey, Tomo-chan, tell me about it! How did you do it?
Right now, October, November, December, I've been aiming for 10kg for 3 months, but I've lost 6kg.
So, it's been going well.
Huh? Are you talking about me?
I was wondering if you had any limits.
Did you two get along just now?
We did get along, I'm sorry!
Also, I heard you're spending a lot of money on your 2-year-old son.
That's right. He's too cute, so I buy a lot of brand clothes.
I see.
I started thinking I don't need my own brand anymore.
So, I spend about 1 million yen on it.
So, monthly?
Yes.
For children's clothes?
Yes.
Wow, that's amazing!
Like Gucci, Dolce and Gabbana...
For children's clothes?
For children's clothes.
It gets bigger and bigger, doesn't it?
That's right, it doesn't cut anymore.
It gets smaller and smaller, so I buy more and more.
What's the most expensive thing you buy?
I think I'll be able to ride it when I grow up.
2 years old?
What is the most expensive thing you bought?
I bought a Ferrari to be able to ride it when I grow up.
What? 2 years old?
Ferrari?
Yes, Ferrari with 16 million yen.
No, no, no, no.
Cars get old at that time.
That's right. I didn't know that.
Why didn't you know?
What?
Why did you do that?
If you buy a lot of things, you'll run out of money.
Yes, I'll run out of money.
But I have a store that sells expensive things.
I go there and sell a lot of cash.
How much did you sell this year?
More than 10 million yen.
850,000 yen, 500,000 yen, 1,100,000 yen, 100,000 yen, 500,000 yen, 300,000 yen.
You sold this, didn't you?
I talked about it yesterday and the day before yesterday.
What kind of life do you live?
Do you have anything you sell?
Yes, I have a lot of cars.
You have a lot of cars.
Even if you sell it, it will be the worst case.
But there will be a limit someday.
That's right.
Then I have no choice but to sell a Ferrari.
Even if you sell a Ferrari, you won't have any money left.
Don't you think I'm an entertainer?
Let's play a deluxe game.
I was scared.
It's dangerous.
You hit me here.
Can't you touch me?
You hit me here.
Why do you keep touching me?
Why are you touching me?
That woman came between us and hit me.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on.
"Barbie's 2021 Drama Edition".
It will be released in April.
You can take a bath with your husband every day.
In April of this year, Barbie married an underage man.
They love each other so much that they take pictures like this.
What kind of newlywed life do they have?
Wow, it looks so good!
Oh my god!
Wow, it looks so good!
It looks so good!
Are you ready? Let's eat!
Why? Why?
Why?
What?
What are you doing?
You are so kind.
Burn!
Really?
You look happy.
I'm happy.
What is it?
I want to die.
What are you two doing?
Huh?
There it is.
What are you doing?
It's coming out. It's coming out. It's dangerous.
It's coming out.
This is a common sight in the mountains.
That's right.
It's a common sight in the mountains.
There's a lot of fighting.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's amazing.
It's oily.
It's nice.
Is it like this in Japan?
Yes, it is.
When you go to the bathroom, people say "Hi!" and hold hands and go to the bathroom.
No way!
Only the side of Barbie's chest is open.
It doesn't close.
It's hot. It's hot.
I pushed it against your boob.
Oh, I see.
Isn't the momentum too strong for a newlywed couple?
But you two are newlyweds.
Don't you take a bath together?
No, we do take a bath together, but I think we do it too much every day.
I think it's better to smell the burning love once or twice a week.
Barbie, you don't have to ask me anything.
You ignored me.
Why did you do that, Mr. Matsumoto?
No, I don't think it's bad at all.
You're embarrassing me.
You're amazing.
What about you, Kyoko?
Do you take a bath with that good-looking guy?
When we go abroad, we take a bath with about three people.
Three people?
I see. It's not one at a time.
You two haven't done anything like a radio show for the first time this year.
We haven't done anything like a radio show for the first time this year.
You two haven't done anything like a radio show for the first time this year.
We haven't done anything like a radio show for the first time this year.
We have a question and answer session.
Most of you are surprised by my sister's answer.
If you go on a date, where do you go?
In the bed in the airport.
That's a great question.
We started in August.
At that time, we won first place with our appearance.
That's a great idea.
I've heard of it.
You make a phone call with the person you're talking to.
I'd like to talk with you.
I've heard of it, so it's okay.
It's okay?
You won't listen to me, will you?
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
Could you please get along with each other?
I'd like to talk with you.
The person in the back is talking with you.
The person in the front is talking with you.
The first fan meeting in 8 years! They made a complete workroom for fans to focus on music.
They have cheered up Japanese people with their cheering songs.
"monkey monkey babies"!
In 2013, they celebrated the birthday of member and DJ Chemical.
Thank you very much!
Sudden disbandment announcement.
Is DJ Chemical really the cause of the disbandment?
Is it because of ship wreckage?
Various speculations have surfaced.
Such a big change in such a big fan!
I'm back!
After about 8 years since the disbandment,
FUNKY KATO and MONKITSU have restarted this March!
FUNKY KATO, thanks to the restart of such a dramatic change of 2021, also...
It's a workroom.
He made his own workroom under his own house!
I write lyrics in this room and record them and send them to people involved.
By having all these equipment, I can sing on the spot and try things out.
He has all kinds of equipment and is passionate about creative activities!
I'm a very analog human being.
I think there are many people who write lyrics on their computers now, but I'm still using paper.
I've been using this since the beginning of the fan club.
This is my latest single.
And this is my debut single.
I want to go east as it is.
Such a FUNKY KATO, but there are scars in his work.
I put everything I like in the front shelf behind me.
I have a CD and a DVD.
I wear a professional mask when I'm mentally tired.
It's a way of refreshing myself when I'm stuck with lyrics.
I wear a mask and stand in front of a full-length mirror and pose.
So...
Sasuke!
I can still do my best!
Fighting music, Mr. Funky Kato!
That soundproof room is amazing! You made it all of a sudden, didn't you?
That's right. Because of COVID-19, I couldn't go out and make songs or go to the producer's house.
So I dug my own basement and made a soundproof room.
Well, you know...
What is it?
You mentioned something like "ship hypothesis" earlier.
What is it really like?
Well, people say it a lot.
To be honest, there was a time when we were really busy.
We were both busy and we were together every day, so we wanted to keep our distance.
It's not like we're not on good terms.
It's not like we're not on good terms, but...
It could be a comic combination or something like that, right?
Was there a time like that for you too, Mr. Downtown?
Well, there was "downtown" and "untouchable" too...
Oh, I'm sorry.
There are a lot of comedians here.
I'm sorry.
There are a lot of comedians here.
But we were prepared for it once or twice.
Can we do it one more time?
It's not that easy.
Let's do it.
Enako's 2021 achievement!
Her fame went up and her goal reached 100 million yen a year!
She's called "Japan's No. 1 Cosplayer."
In 2021, she's featured in 45 magazines.
She's been active in many media outlets.
She's also been active on social media as an influencer with over 3 million followers.
But there's a huge change for Enako-san!
Her annual income exceeded 100 million yen!
How does she earn 100 million yen as a cosplayer?
And what is Enako-san's job worth 100 million yen a year?
What's your main source of income?
There are many things.
There are web commercials, live games broadcasts, and YouTube.
But there's a company tie-up.
Since I like games, I feel like I have a gaming PC manufacturer as a sponsor.
But you earn 100 million yen a year.
Do you publish your own magazines?
Yes, this is a major outlet.
Since I don't publish my own magazines, they all come to me.
That's a new way of doing things.
Was that a photo shoot?
Yes, it was at an event called "Comic Market."
Did you all have cameras?
Yes, we all had cameras and I was surrounded.
Did you go on "Netsai Report" in July?
That's right! Listen to me!
What's wrong?
I don't have much to say about it.
I think it's the first time I'm saying this on TV.
I'm just a cosplayer and an article comes out.
It's not like I'm doing anything wrong.
But I don't like articles coming out and weird laws and other things being written about me.
So I went to the agency and asked if they would do an interview with me.
I see.
I asked and they did an interview with me.
Do you live together now?
That's right.
I said all of that.
If you make it public, will you have fewer fans?
Aren't you worried about that?
I heard that many people were surprised by your appearance.
The number of female fans has increased a lot.
I see.
Since you're so cute, it makes me want to take a picture with you.
This way, please.
She's definitely a downtown deluxe.
She didn't say anything bad, did she?
The other day, you spent a lot of money cosplaying for Halloween, didn't you?
That's right. This year, I decided to cosplay as twins from the movie "Shining".
This is my cosplay photo.
"My" you say?
Am I doing it twice?
Yes, both of you are me.
Oh, I see.
Oh, so you're doing it together.
Yes, we're doing it together.
No, I'm the MC.
I'm sorry.
The set and costumes are all yours?
Yes, it's not CG or anything like that.
It's a big studio.
They made a background like wallpaper for me.
For the cameraman.
That's why it costs a lot of money.
Including the costumes and everything.
It took me a million yen just to take this one picture.
Just this picture?
Yes.
You two are also taken in various ways.
That's right. In our case, and especially me,
I like manga and anime as a hobby.
That's why I do cosplay.
I always watch it.
Among them, my favorite is Mrs. Domitoresque in the game "Biohazard".
It's of very high quality.
She appears in the game.
This is it!
Yes, this is me.
The hat is from Borsalino.
My sister produced it all for me.
I also made a costume for my sister.
You did?
Yes, I did.
It's very difficult to express the fear of the face.
I see.
I think it's okay for my sister, but...
Why?
Stop fighting, will you?
You're fighting with each other.
Why is that?
Excuse me, if I were to do cosplay, what would you like me to do?
Cosplay?
Yes.
Do you have any favorite works or anime?
No, I don't.
That's enough.
On the contrary, it's not enough.
That's enough!
"Star of Silk" 2021 Autumn edition!
Let's see. First, 14th place is...
"Air Staircase Mogura" "Kind to people"
This one is...
4580 yen!
Wow, 4580 yen!
Mogura's belly is like a book
Is there a point to this "mogura"?
Yes, first of all, the point is...
I got this shirt.
It's a picture of Takeshi.
This is my favorite.
I see.
Is there a shirt you bought this year?
This is a pair of Dunlop shoes I bought this year.
They don't get wet even in the rain.
You are making it up.
You are like a veteran.
I see.
Let's move on.
13th place is...
13th place.
Mochi.
Thank you.
Self Soboku
This one is...
130,000 yen!
Yes.
Pistachio ball
Mochi, what is your favorite?
I want to dress up like LDH.
I see.
I want to dress up like him.
When I hold a cup of coffee in one hand,
my juniors say to me, "You have changed."
They say that behind my back.
You can't even hold a fire.
I want to dress up nicely.
I see.
This is the most expensive thing in my life.
It's fashionable.
I bought it this year.
I put small tools in it.
I put a kettle in it.
A kettle?
I put a kettle in it.
It's fashionable.
I put a kettle in it.
It's fashionable.
12th place is...
Shoulder strap
Zero of my will
It's 130,000 yen!
The point of "shoulder strap" is...
It's a jacket.
It was a jacket of mine.
At the same time, it was an Oswald jacket.
When it was on a commercial, it got popular.
I haven't given it to my family yet.
I have to buy it now.
From now on, we will send it to you.
I gave it to my mother, my mother's sister and my little sister.
You also went back and I was given it.
I wore the same jacket as my family.
Ito family.
Wow, they even had a stock of it.
It's amazing.
She's cute.
The current girlfriend, right?
That's right.
She gave me a birthday present.
Let's move on.
In 11th place is...
Shibuya.
Yes.
Otona Ayase Haruka.
I like her.
The price went up a little.
The price is...
185,070 yen.
That's good.
Now, what's the point of this?
I'm 25 years old now.
I'm going to wear black clothes.
You haven't worn black clothes, have you?
I always chose beige or white clothes.
But black coat has the simplest shape.
This is a dress of a brand produced by Haruna Kojima.
It's like a race.
It's cute and mature.
It's autumn now.
I'm going to wear brown clothes.
What's this?
It's small.
It's not small.
Green is in fashion now.
I think it's good.
I see.
4,000 yen, right?
Yes, 4,000 yen.
Let's move on.
In 10th place is...
Uchabi.
She also went there.
Capagal Corde.
The price is...
188,970 yen.
Wow.
That's good.
What's the point?
The point is...
Bomber jacket is in fashion now.
Bomber jacket.
Yes, it is.
I'm going to wear a one-piece dress of S/S.
You're wearing pants.
I chose S/S first.
I'm sorry.
What's S/S?
It's for spring.
What's S/S?
Was it spring?
Was it winter?
I forgot.
It's S/S.
Spring Summer.
That's right.
Hey.
Look, it's cute.
Don't talk back!
It's S/S problem.
It's expensive.
I'm going to wear it for my birthday.
It's cool.
It's a warm bag.
In 10th place is...
Enako.
More than anyone...
The price is...
220,000 yen.
Yes, Enako, what's the point?
It's a trainer inside.
Roasted sweet potato is the point.
It's cute.
It's cheap.
You can wear it like a one-piece dress.
I see.
I want it, too.
You can buy it.
This brand is produced by Naomi Watanabe.
What's S/S?
It's your favorite dragon's stuffed animal.
It's cute.
This is the most expensive one.
It's cute.
Is it expensive?
This is an accessory.
It's called "glue gun".
You can use it for cosplaying.
I see.
In 8th place is...
Funky cut.
Funky, I like it.
Udangi.
The price is...
246,300 yen.
Do you wear comfortable clothes every year?
Yes, I do.
Do you wear stretchy jeans?
Yes, I do.
Do you feel comfortable when you move?
Yes, I do.
There is a embroidery craftsman in Hachioji school.
He made it.
This is Takuya Kimura's work.
Really?
Yes, it is.
If you say it is cool, I will take it right away.
He said it with just one word.
The president of the office gave me this as a gift.
There are many gifts.
Yes, there are many gifts.
I understand.
Let's move on to the 7th place.
Senda.
Adult trench coat.
The price is 340,000 yen.
What is this?
Senda.
This is amazing.
You should have brought a ray gun.
This is like a cyborg.
You attacked me.
The trench coat has one characteristic.
There are two characteristics.
I like different shapes.
This is also 150,000 yen.
Originally, it was 600,000 yen.
I bought it for 150,000 yen.
I bought these sunglasses recently.
This is more interesting.
This is interesting.
This is called "travel boots".
It is popular now.
The heel is also high.
I wear this because I look tall.
You should not wear this when you run.
I understand.
Let's move on to the 6th place.
Barbie.
Aerobics elegant.
The price is 361,300 yen.
That's a lot of money.
I don't like this.
It's like you failed at laundry.
Barbie, what's the point of this?
Basically, it's about how well you can show your butt.
This bag costs about 80% of the total price.
Since I worked hard last year, I decided to buy HYPE LAND for the first time.
So I bought this BERSERCH bag.
I thought I had to wear this leotard to match it.
Aren't you worried about showing your belly?
Yes, I'm worried about showing my belly.
It's challenging.
Let's go home.
It's an artwork by an artist called "something".
The 5th place is...
SEBA.
Go to a cafe nearby and relax.
The price is a little higher.
The price is...
565,000 yen.
Go to a cafe nearby and relax.
What is this?
"Relax" is a good word.
What's the point of this?
It's about relaxing.
Go to a cafe nearby and relax.
This is a Vuitton bag I got on my birthday three years ago.
I think a lot of people have a second bag like this.
Even my seniors.
A bag?
My grandfather gave me this ring.
Why did you get it?
It's my birthday soon, so I got it.
This is a ring I got for my birthday this year.
You got a lot of things.
My juniors keep taking my clothes.
I think I'll keep getting things.
I think it's cute.
I see.
It's expensive.
This year's purchase.
I see. Let's go.
The 4th place is...
VISITORS.
The price is a little higher.
The price is...
150,000 yen.
It's cool.
What's the point of this?
The point is this cardigan on top.
There is a wolf pattern on it.
I see.
I bought a rabbit, but I also want to buy a wolf.
I don't know.
A wolf.
Let's ask.
This is funny.
It's funny.
It's symbolic.
This wolf is cool and I like it very much.
I bought Christian Louboutin sneakers for 140,000 yen on the day I won 1 million yen.
I see.
After winning a gold medal in the Olympics, I chose a few people among the gold medals and gave them as a gift.
I got this from my wife.
It's a horse's claw necklace.
I see.
Now, it's time for "BEST 3".
The 3rd place is...
Tomo-chan.
"Autumn Scent".
The price goes up sharply.
The price is...
1,071,300 yen.
Tomo-chan.
What's the point of this?
The clothes I'm wearing now aren't that expensive.
I ordered this coat in Korea.
It's a leather coat.
I see.
It's a Harry Winston watch.
I see.
You still have it.
Yes, I do.
It's a Harry Winston band.
The price goes up sharply when it's yellow.
I see.
So, it's worth about 7 million yen now.
It's good.
As for my wallet, it's a Louis Vuitton wallet.
It's a shoulder bag.
It's good for chasing children.
I see.
You like chasing children, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You like chasing children, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I like chasing children, too.
Yes.
You're good at it.
I'm good at it.
You're good at it.
I'm good at it.
All right.
Now, only you two are left.
The second person is...
Kano Mika.
Kano and her sister, Fabulous World B-Type.
The price is...
351 million yen.
It's good.
It's different. It's different.
It's been a long time since I saw this.
Mika-san, what's the point of this?
The point is a see-through dress that can fly in the near future.
It's amazing.
It's dangerous.
The shoulders are power shoulders.
My sister said, "Mika-san, you can fly in the sky." But I can't fly in the sky.
That's right.
Can I try it on?
You're not wearing underwear.
I'm not wearing underwear.
This is a bag that doesn't contain anything.
Is it a bag?
It's so small that it doesn't contain anything.
You still have something.
It's a Paco Rabanne bag.
It doesn't contain much.
I got it.
It's a jewelry bag.
I guess it's about this price.
It's amazing.
Isn't this the one from "UFO"?
It's a ringleady.
It's a ringleady that can fly in the sky.
You're wearing a ringleady.
It's like "populous world".
I see.
This is B type.
Finally...
The first place goes to...
Kano Kyoko.
"populous world" A type.
That's right.
It's the highest price ever.
Let's go.
The price is...
1,295,065 yen.
Thank you very much.
What's going on?
Where is it being shown?
Everything is made of silk.
Is it silk?
Yes, it is.
This is an Oscar de la Renta coat.
I also have one.
Each flower is finely chopped.
Each flower costs about 50,000 to 60,000 yen.
Each flower has a flower bud.
What's this?
Is it also a back?
Yes, it is.
It's very heavy.
Is it heavy?
It's very heavy.
Is it this heavy for a back?
It's a back.
It's a back in back in.
There are many back in a back.
It's heavy like an iron array.
Wow!
No, no, no.
It's heavy.
Are you kidding me?
It's very heavy.
It doesn't bend at all.
Yes, it doesn't bend at all.
What's that?
It looks like a sharp corn.
It's amazing.
Wow!
Is it called a headdress?
Yes, it is.
It's very popular now.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
Many celebrities wear it in America and Europe.
However, two of you will receive a viewer's gift.
What?
This is a Dior no-back.
It's unused.
It's cute.
You can wear it on your shoulder or on your shoulders.
Is it a gift?
Yes, it's a viewer's gift.
It's 70 yen.
Wow!
What is it made of?
Thank you for watching.
The viewer's gift will be announced later in this show.
The second part is "The Biggest Celebrities Talk Festival".
It's very thick.
Is it like a drift?
The biggest celebrities will talk about variety shows.
What kind of celebrities are there?
It's a little difficult.
I have a question for Hamamatsu-san.
Do you know who BPO is?
No, I don't know.
I don't know much about him.
Hamamatsu-san!
I don't know why, but Tomo-chan was sitting there.
Let's move on to the second part!
The second part is "The Biggest Celebrities Talk Festival".
It's true that it's the biggest.
It's difficult.
Let's move on.
The second part is this.
"The Biggest Celebrities Talk Festival 2021".
What will happen in the future?
It's a variety show!
Let's have everyone talk about what they are interested in.
Let's go!
First of all, this person!
Shimouri Myoujo.
Let me ask you, Soshida.
Are you too concerned about recent variety shows?
Soshida, what do you think about this?
I think it's a good opportunity to show off your body, but it's hard to get a reaction because of compliance and B.P.O.
I see.
There was a story about eating Tenshin Nasukawa's intense body.
I see.
But it's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I asked Soshida to eat it, and he said, "Wait a minute." I said, "No, no, it's scary." He said, "No, no, no, don't do it." I'm wearing a thick armor like a nationwide town page.
It's big and fluffy.
That's pretty thick.
It's like a nationwide... And he said, "Don't do it." And it seems like Tenshin Nasukawa has some staff members.
Well, don't be so serious about it.
To be honest, I don't want to say it.
Because you have a ball.
I'm weak.
But even if I say it hurts, I can't receive it.
And there's still a low price drop.
It's getting lower and lower every year.
It used to be really high.
That's right. It's not that high anymore.
What do you think is a low price drop?
It's the worst.
No, it's not.
That's right.
It's like...
It used to be like this.
It doesn't come out anymore.
Is there such a thing in Eji?
It looks like it.
It's hard.
For example, there's a ghost in the back of this taxi.
I'm wearing a ghost seatbelt like that.
It's really scary.
I don't like that ghost.
It's too scary.
Shoji was too scared of compliance.
He's really scary.
I once said on a live broadcast, "You're the first generation of Daikoku Bashira."
It's a live broadcast!
He was really angry.
What's wrong with Daikoku Bashira?
No, I heard later that Daikoku Bashira is a dirty joke.
No, no, no.
I heard that Daikoku Bashira is a dirty joke.
It's not funny at all.
When I heard that, I thought that Micky T. was also a dirty joke.
Micky T.
What do you think, Bakari?
I feel like the staff has become moldy.
On Wednesday's "Downtown," we have a project to comment on entertainers who are sick of entertainers.
Hamada said to Yuu, "I'll kill you."
The comments were very touching.
At the meeting, we decided to comment on it.
Just before that, the staff said, "Since it's a private matter,"
I think it's because of Hamada and Yuu's relationship,
but please emphasize it.
Oh, is that so?
But I think Hamada-san says it even in the first meeting.
I think I say it even in the first meeting,
but the staff says, "No, it's like that,"
it's like that,
but just in case.
On the other hand, I'd like to ask Hamada-san.
Do you know about BPO?
He doesn't know much about it.
Do you really know about it?
It doesn't ring a bell.
On the internet, it's like, "Downtown Hamada is a different law family."
He doesn't get involved in BPO issues.
He slaps people in the head.
He's violent.
But none of this goes to Hamada-san, does it?
He's editing it well, isn't he?
No, no, no.
He's using it in a bad way.
BPO...
Hamada's initials are "hmd" or something like that.
"hmd" is a problem.
Why is it allowed?
I don't want Hamada-san to stop doing it.
If Hamada-san stopped doing it, he wouldn't be able to do anything.
Like, "kokoriko" or "tanaka" or "tube" wasabi...
He'd put it in his nose and go "bujujujujuu!"
And it'd come out of his nose!
From his eyes!
It's not funny!
He's like a senpai.
Does Hamada-san have anything to worry about?
He has a lot of problems!
He has a little bit of problems as a female entertainer.
It's not for his sake.
It's hard for Haruna too.
It's a little bit harder for her.
It's not for her sake.
There are people who don't like it.
What?
It's a time sweeper.
There are people who don't like it.
When I told him that he shouldn't do it so much, he was like "oh!"
It was a first for me!
You didn't know?
It's a first for me!
You didn't know?
You don't say it that much!
That's right.
But that's what they eat.
Those people.
Except for that...
You're stubborn!
That's what I want you to say.
That's what you want me to say.
Do you have any of those?
I can't help it.
But I do have an acrylic board.
It's hard for me to say it.
It's important.
But sometimes, the board is too thick.
It's hard for you to say it.
It's like a "steel table".
It's too thick.
And the person who bought it speaks badly.
It's possible for me to say it.
This is a circle.
But if you put a board in a horizontal line, it's about 10 meters away.
It's a different show.
It's still this far away today.
That's right.
I didn't think about it in the past.
It's a world where a little thing can be a complaint.
How about you, Jin?
It happened a few weeks ago.
I did a story called "Post Office" in "God of the Circle".
It's a story I've been doing for decades.
I did it because I wanted you to do it.
I was a post office clerk.
I was bored, so I called you a letter.
It's like that.
It was okay at the time.
But now it's no good.
Mr. Ritter said, "Don't do it, Jin.
But I want to do it because it's a stupid introduction.
I'm free today.
I see.
The address has arrived.
I'm free today.
So I wrote it down and did it.
This is a big fire in the post office.
New book opening tax 133.
For example, doing a content that causes such crimes, or saying that there is no reason to do variety shows in the future if this kind of thing is broadcasted on daily television.
It came a lot. But it's a joke.
But if you think you can't go this far, there are also people who don't think they can't lose to it.
There is no such thing.
People who don't think they can't lose are already covered with it.
I couldn't lose at all.
For example, in a variety show, there is a joke about the Nabugawa family saying, "Oh, I'm going soon."
It is illegal to use mobile phones while driving here.
It came out in a comedy show.
It came out in a comedy show?
It came out in a comedy show.
Oh, it's not Magisco.
It is said that it is very dangerous to remove a scuba dive scuba diver from the sea.
I can do it now.
It's a very dangerous act.
What about you, Takaari?
There is a joke about introducing a real estate that you have never been to.
It's a joke, but it's funny.
At first, I say it properly.
This is 100% my imagination.
There is nothing based on facts.
After the broadcast, I say, "That's a joke."
It hurts me.
If you're a comedian, interview me and tell me about your good points.
It won't end.
Look at your ID card.
It's full of things you want to see.
That's right.
Look at it like that.
It's a real estate.
It's probably only a part of it, but it's going up.
I see.
I don't know why, but Tomo was sitting there.
Good morning, everyone!
Okay, Jinnai, let's hear from everyone.
Yes.
How are you making episodes during COVID-19?
Ah, this is a big problem.
Yes.
Look at this.
We really couldn't go drinking.
That's right. We couldn't go eating.
We couldn't go playing.
Of course, when we drank with comedians, there were things that happened.
That's right, that's right.
We had no choice but to go home.
That's right.
How do you...
You're a junior, you can't talk about it in public.
That's true.
You can't talk about it in private.
It's like, "What are you going to do?"
There's something like that.
The other day, when I got on the bullet train...
I was heading for Tokyo from Nagoya.
I got on the train and there was a person wearing a hat and a mask.
"Is that you?" he said.
Yes.
How are you?
I'm Imai.
He was a former president of Johnny's.
Ah, Imai Tsubasa.
He was a former partner of the current president of Johnny's.
Yes, yes, yes.
"Tsubasa, right?" he said.
Then he took a different car and got on the train.
I kept hearing "pyo, pyo, pyo, pyo, pyo," all the time.
What?
It wasn't loud, but it shook my eardrums.
Pyo, pyo, pyo, pyo.
Do you have poop on you?
"Shut up," I said.
"I'm about to go to the bathroom," I said.
Do you have poop on you?
When I came back here, I saw Shinshi wearing a hat.
I saw his hat and his wings falling off.
Excuse me, your wings fell off.
Wow! Thank you so much!
It's very important for me to have this.
Wow! Thank you so much!
I was packing my stuff.
Take this with you.
Misoni Udon.
I bought it in Nagoya.
Take it with you.
I was talking about wings and wings and wings.
It's beautiful.
But I don't talk about Shinkansen that much.
You don't?
You don't talk about it?
No, I don't.
What about you, Kawashima?
It's hard for me not to talk about it.
I can't talk about it even if it's a good job.
I can't talk about it even if it's a bad job.
Seiya-san was the one who suffered the most.
Junior-san was there, too.
He did a live stream of "Suberanai Hanashi".
Yes, I did.
It was a live stream, so I was very nervous.
I was like, "Okay, I'm going to choose my MVP."
Seiya!
Seiya is amazing! I'm glad I beat him.
Seiya was like, "Wow!"
But we never talked about it.
I'm glad you chose Seiya.
But we never talked about it.
Wow!
I told my manager, "I did it."
I did it.
We talked about it, but we didn't go home.
We didn't go home.
Kawashima-san and Junior-san said they were in a taxi.
But Seiya didn't go home at all.
I did it.
I want to taste it more.
She is my manager now.
So, the next day, I got a call from her last night.
So, I got a call from my manager around 1 a.m.
And I got a call from her.
I did it.
Did you see it?
I did it.
It's not enough.
Stop it.
It would have been better if we had a party.
That's right.
We should have had a party.
How about you, Seiya?
How do you do it?
I got a weird message on my social media.
So, I want to make a talk about it.
But I'm afraid of scandals.
I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
One out, two out.
Two out.
I want to celebrate something better.
I also want to make a talk about it.
That's all.
I'm not good at it.
I wonder if I can do it again.
There is "Aigigoi Championship".
I hope you participate in "Aigigoi Championship"
It seems like it will be far away.
Even if it's just for the opening ceremony, won't you do it for me?
Even if it's just for the opening act, won't you do it for me?
It's like we're doing it here.
We can do it.
We can win the tournament.
Ah...ah!
What kind of hand is it?
He is wrong!
He has done a very good job!
He has done a good job!
What kind of nickname is it?
It is not a nice nickname at all!
Ah...ah!
If you keep talking like this, that would be better.
Please, tell us in detail.
It is like Alex Musashino's "Reduffranger".
It is a long story.
I have an idea left.
Please, tell us about it.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
You said "it is you", didn't you?
I can't help it.
I'm glad it was you, otherwise I can't win.
No, not at all.
I don't know why, but Tomo-chan was sitting there.
I don't know why, but...
This seat!
I don't know why, but...
Kara-sama came down!
Tomo-chan, you were great to hit in front of Kara- sama.
I was really scared.
What happened? I was really scared.
You were like "Ah!" and hit me.
After that, I said "I'm really sorry".
Then you said "Yes, be careful".
I was really scared.
You were really scared?
I was really scared.
I was forgiven for everything.
I see.
How about you, Bakari?
I don't go out originally.
There is not much change.
On the contrary, there are some rare things you can experience because of Corona.
I went for a vaccine injection.
It was the same day as "Ucchan Nanchan".
Ucchan Nanchan
Then, Nanbara-san was listening.
Ucchan Nanchan
You have thick skin!
But it's really rare.
There are some rare things you can experience because of Corona.
I went for a vaccine injection.
It was the same day as "Ucchan Nanchan"
Oh, it's not the job office.
No, I received it at the office.
There are three people there, me and "Ucchan Nanchan".
That's amazing.
"Ucchan Nanchan" don't do regular improvement together now.
Once a year, we meet or not.
You can see their two-shots, can't you?
Moreover, when Mr. Uchimura finished his shot,
Mr. Nanbara said, "It hurt."
He is a classmate of Mr. Nanbara.
It hurt.
Take it away!
It's very rare.
It's a great story.
Mr. Uchimura said, "It hurts."
Mr. Nanbara said, "Oh, I see."
He is an elementary school student.
He has never experienced such a thing in his life.
I saw their two-shots.
When I talked with Mr. Hamada,
Mr. Hamada said, "The next shot was very hard."
Mr. Hamada said, "How about you, Matsumoto?"
Mr. Hamada said, "I'm fine."
Mr. Hamada said, "Really?"
Mr. Hamada said, "I'm fine."
I wanted to take a picture of you, but you took a picture of me right before.
I took a picture of you.
The middleman is Mr. Moriya.
That's what it means.
He seems to talk about his manager more and more.
Jin, what do you think?
I've always been a woman's manager.
That's right.
I don't know why.
I have a young and cute manager.
Even if I go out for lunch with my manager, people around me say, "What is he doing here again?"
At one time, there was a team manager.
The manager at the site is also a woman.
She is in her late 20s and a friend in her 20s.
The three of them were eating spicy noodles.
People around me said, "Jin, you're with a young man again."
One woman loves spicy food and eats it normally.
The other woman doesn't like spicy food, so she sweats and eats it while crying.
They were saying goodbye to each other.
Why are you doing this?
I want you to do something about it.
My previous manager was a young female employee.
She worked hard, but she made mistakes.
She made a mistake again and made a double booking.
She made a double booking twice, so she made a mistake once.
She didn't get angry, but she sent me a message on LINE.
Please don't do it again.
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
LINE is like a timeline.
Yamada, a manager of KAMEI, said, "I updated my high score."
High score?
Three minutes later?
You updated it?
You updated it right after you cut it?
You cut it off?
It's okay, but you can't give me a high score anymore.
Is there anything like that in your life?
Rapping competitions are popular among entertainers.
I got a job, too.
Freestyle is difficult.
My manager and I like hip-hop and decided to rap.
I said, "Hey, hey, hey."
Please manage your schedule so that I don't get in trouble.
Please do a talk show and do a survey.
Ordinary employees said, "Hey, you can't do it."
Hey, you can't do it.
"Your shoes are always dirty." "Your shoes are always dirty."
The company said, "Would you like to rap in English?"
It's a mess.
"Your shoes are dirty." "Because you don't wash them, they are dirty."
They dissed me a lot.
I was excited and made a lager muffin.
You're laughing now, but you were scared at that time, weren't you?
I'm a talent. I stand out in practice.
Because you don't wash them, they are dirty.
I always say "shoes".
Anyway, because you don't wash them, they are dirty.
Because you don't wash them, they are dirty.
Do you know how to wash them?
I made a lager muffin like this.
It's a good song.
It's funny.
She is a young manager and very young.
There was a time when there was a dark sales problem.
At that time, a reporter from "Yoshimoto no Soudo" came to work with a 28-year-old girl's manager and a reporter from "Yoshimoto no Soudo".
I don't mind it, but the young manager of the girl said something like this.
I should have said "she is a manager", but she said something next to me.
Don't get wet.
Why are you getting wet next to me?
Don't get wet.
What does it mean?
How do you feel now?
I don't know how to say it.
It's a strange story of a manager.
It's only in "Yoshimoto".
After this, Akari Kumagai will become a "Yoshimoto" entertainer.
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Akari, what do you think of what we just heard?
Well, it's like this.
"Weird manager stories" is a completely Yoshimoto- only culture.
No way!
That's how companies work.
There's no weird manager stories?
No, no.
It changes in a short span of time, so I think there are weird people like that.
Usually, we go alone for about ten years.
And weird people don't come in because we're a general company.
So we don't have that many weird people.
Normal companies don't have that many weird people.
So I want you to think about it properly.
Ariuchi-san, Bananaman-san, Untouchable, Sandwichman...
They're all not managers.
They're all Yoshimoto-only.
Weird manager stories
Company badmouths
My crown is funny
They're all Yoshimoto-only.
That's normal, isn't it?
That's normal.
Yoshimoto people are a little...
Yoshimoto's common sense equals comedy society's common sense.
There's a bit of a misunderstanding there.
There's a misunderstanding.
It happens a lot.
There's an entertainer from another agency.
He said the name of a teacher in Osaka.
And it's fun between Yoshimoto's.
We didn't really pay attention to it.
In the past, we talked about it in detail.
Koyama-san talked about it in detail.
So we laughed about it.
But now, we talk about it without thinking about it.
When we're Yoshimoto-only.
If we do that...
There's no face recognition.
You don't see it like that on TV.
We only hear exaggerated episodes.
So we're almost fake creatures.
We stick to the west.
We don't exist in the west.
We have to pay attention to Yoshimoto.
That's right!
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