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What about you, Gashman?
What time is it now?
I'm riding a bullet train or a train.
I'm about 50 years old.
I can't turn on the banner mode.
My smartphone is ringing.
I can't help it.
I sometimes forget about it.
I'm riding a bullet train or a train.
Let's go out.
I can't say "dei".
I can't say "kimi".
My ex-wife called me.
What am I doing now?
I can't hide it.
I want to know what you are doing now.
I'm just looking at you.
You think you shouldn't go out, don't you?
You don't want people to know you're riding a bullet train, do you?
I know how you feel.
I don't know much about you.
I shouldn't have found out you're riding a bullet train.
Jin, I'm counting on you.
I'm not counting on you.
I'm digging my own grave.
Tonight's guest is the famous comedian, Gucci Deluxe!
There was a bird's mark or something.
You don't know me, do you?
I've been beaten up many times.
You look like Memean.
Work and private life.
Gucci will shout for an hour!
And moreover...
It seems like we have to get excited from the next episode after that.
- What do you think about it? - Yes.
- Don't you get it? - No, I don't get it.
Even "Down Town" is angry!
No, there's no way!
Y-you...
Let's get angry, laugh, and feel refreshed!
First of all, maybe you can sympathize with us?
"The Anger Towards The World"!
Do you have a gym?
Ah, for me...
- As you may know, the latest taxi... - Ah, taxi.
- Taxi, yes, yes. - I'm very grateful for the infection prevention measures.
- Yes, yes, yes. - An acrylic board is totally fine.
If you stick an acrylic board on it, you can prevent infection.
- A lookout board is fine too, but... - It's fine.
- It's common to have a vinyl curtain... - It's common.
- It's common.
- It's on the front, but... - It's common.
- There's one that's just hanging down... - Yes, yes, it's common.
- There's one that's just hanging down... - It's common, it's common.
And because it's a vinyl curtain, you can't see in front of you.
- It's blurry. - It's blurry.
- It's blurry, isn't it? - It's blurry, isn't it?
It's like you have eye boogers on your eyelashes.
There are times when it's faster for me to say it.
I say something like "this traffic light is right," "this is left," rather than "navigation."
But you can't see anything because you're blind.
What you're saying is all I see.
And then, the windows are a little open, so even with vinyl sheets you can't hear a voice.
You can't hear me say it.
The only blind person is opening the windows of their computer desk and showing their face.
It's like you're having fun on a trip.
You say that a lot.
I know I shouldn't say it like this, but can you do something about it?
But I don't know if it's bad for you.
What?
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I went to a hamburger restaurant the other day.
There was a menu with a touch panel and a paper menu.
There are two menus, so I don't know much about the touch panel.
I ordered a Japanese-style hamburger with a paper menu.
I also ordered a Japanese-style hamburger set, which is large in price.
I called the store manager and asked for a large Japanese-style hamburger set.
The store manager said, "Please order with a touch panel."
I thought it would be troublesome, so I ordered it.
I searched for various things on the touch panel and found a Japanese-style hamburger.
I tapped here, but there was no button for a large Japanese-style hamburger set.
I thought it would be difficult, but I called the store manager and asked for a large Japanese-style hamburger set.
The store manager said, "It's not a Japanese-style hamburger set, it's in a large Japanese-style hamburger set."
The store manager said, "What is that large Japanese- style hamburger set? It's like a battle."
I thought it was a Japanese-style hamburger set, so I ordered it.
I waited for a while and ordered a Japanese-style hamburger set.
However, it was not large in quantity, so I called the store manager and asked for a large Japanese- style hamburger set.
The store manager said, "Oh, I'm sorry, it's in a large Japanese-style hamburger set."
I wondered what was going on, but I couldn't help it, so I ate a Japanese-style hamburger set.
I was really surprised, but the store manager came and said, "I'm really sorry."
He brought me a large Japanese-style hamburger set like a small lunch box hamburger set.
He said, "What should I do with this?"
The small lunch box hamburger set was a large Japanese- style hamburger set.
It was a large Japanese-style hamburger set.
It was a large Japanese-style hamburger set like a battle.
What about you, TANAKA?
I ordered a Japanese-style hamburger set.
I hate Yankee manga very much.
When Yankee manga became popular, Yankees increased in number.
When we were in our days, there were a lot of Yankees in high school.
Yankees took money from me.
Because of Yankee manga, I lived in a dark era.
Recently, when Yankee manga became popular, Yankees increased in number.
In Chiba and Ibaraki, motorcycles are selling well.
Yankees came to Tokyo and took money from me.
Yankee manga depicts Yankees in a cool way.
Yankees ride motorcycles in a cool way.
Yankees have a cute girlfriend.
Yankees are shy in front of Yankees.
What are you talking about?
Yankees are shy in front of Yankees.
Yankees enjoy watching Yankee stories.
I give my girlfriend Yankee manga as a gift.
My girlfriend is happy with the money I gave her.
My girlfriend backs Yankee manga as a gift.
She doesn't like Yankee manga.
Yankee manga says something about Yankee manga.
Yankees influence me.
If you want me to do it, please don't read this and become a Yankee.
I want you to write it first.
I want you to change society.
I want you to write a manga you don't admire.
I'm worried about Yankee.
What do you mean?
Your hair is gone.
What do you mean?
What about your beard?
What about my beard?
I have a beard.
I'm wearing a lot of things.
This studio is full of Yankees.
What do you mean?
After all, I'm involved with Yankees.
You're too involved.
If you want me to do it, please don't read this and become a Yankee.
I want you to write it first.
Next, I'm at work or at a manager's office.
I'm talking like a comedian.
What do you do?
I'm a reporter for a magazine.
I'm talking politely in a magazine.
However, when I read the magazine, I became a Yankee.
I'm still Yankee.
I'm not a Yankee.
I'm still Yankee.
I don't want to be Yankee.
I'm careful about what I say.
Sometimes, I ask him, "Did you say it?"
Did you say it?
He says it like I'm stupid.
You're talking like a comedian.
I'm not a comedian.
I'm not saying it.
I'm wondering what a comedian thinks.
I'm thinking of a person who can't speak Osaka dialect.
You're talking in Osaka dialect.
I have a bad image of it.
I think there are people like that.
I think in Tokyo, people use the Osaka dialect.
Who are you talking about?
I'm sure there are people like that.
I think people like that will do it better in Tokyo.
Who is it?
It's not funny.
It's not like that, but there is a little exaggeration.
Besides, when you look at it, you're the only one who's very exaggerated, right?
So people around me think I'm being ignored and I'm sad.
Who are you talking about?
Hey, what's wrong with you?
It's like I've been separated.
It's like a manzai, isn't it?
It's not a manzai, I'm just talking normally.
TADA?
Yes.
KAUKAU TADA, which regularly holds a live show that announces what you care about every day!
Tonight's "only one na kuchi" is...
It's "dehake" from "manzai"
What's that?
- Why do you say "only one na kuchi" when you don't have a problem with it? - No, I don't have a problem with it.
Well...
Could you stand up for a second?
Well...
People who look like this...
- I look like this a lot. - Yes, you do.
I also look like this.
If you look like this, I want you to change it like this.
- Like this? - Yes.
If you look like this, you look like this.
- I see. - If you look like this...
- If you look like this...
If you do "manzai" and if you get it and you feel good...
- What's up? - Something like this...
- Is this love or something? - No, no.
- This is unfair. - I understand.
- This is unfair. - No, I think it's unfair.
- Even though you were selling comics. - Yes, even though I was selling comics.
- I forgot about that. - I used to sell comics.
I think you should look like this even if you feel good.
I don't like to go out clapping my hands.
For whose sake is this hand like this?
When you are young, you tend to do it a little, don't you?
I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty.
But if you work hard to some extent, you will get it from the customers.
It's not good to show off.
I said that on TV.
Did you say it?
I asked Kiyoshi if I shouldn't clap my hands on the stage and go on TV.
I was told that, but I didn't say it.
But someone said it in the middle of this story.
Tada-kun stood out.
Just like I said.
Kiyoshi has been on TV like this for years.
But customers didn't clap their hands like that.
Wait a minute.
Are you still confused?
There are times like that.
I've been waiting for you.
There are times like that.
But you didn't clap your hands at all when you watched the old videos of Downtown.
But you didn't clap your hands when you watched the old videos of Downtown.
Did you decide what to do?
No, I didn't decide it.
Is there such a thing in the past?
I didn't clap my hands like this because I was in the lead.
I'm young, so I don't clap my hands like that.
But I clap my hands proudly.
It's good, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
I think it's amazing.
Has he grown up?
Like this.
Is there such a thing in the past?
Please share your impressions with us.
You all have juniors.
When you take them out for a meal...
I like rice very much.
I choose my own restaurant.
I make my own reservations and my own rooms.
I don't say how it tastes every time.
I say, "It's delicious."
It's sweet and spicy.
I say anything.
But I don't say "it's delicious."
I took my manager out for lunch the other day.
I was looking for a place like a hideout.
I was secretly having lunch there.
I paid 1,500 yen for a meal.
I said, "That place is really good."
People who used to work at hotels do it.
The way they serve it is amazing, too.
Really? I'm looking forward to it.
My manager was around 3 o'clock.
My manager arrived.
Have a bite.
The moment I took a bite...
Last night at 3 o'clock,
When I woke up,
There was a stranger sitting on the bed.
What are you talking about?
That's what I want to ask you.
Is that what you want to talk about?
Have you eaten pork cutlet?
What are you talking about?
I'm so curious about it.
What happened?
I was tired last night.
I woke up at about 3 o'clock.
I saw your shadow.
"What?" I thought.
Isn't it a ghost?
I saw you in the sales area.
I came back and fell asleep.
That's scary.
Is that underground?
That's scary.
What about the lock?
I go unknown occasions in my sleep.
So you didn't lock yourself in?
I stayed in 4th floor.
I was too drunk.
It has nothing to do with it.
You should have said something.
I recommend this pork cutlet.
I am more interested in this story than pork cutlet.
I think the value of food is different.
I think it's a little different.
Mr. Tsukidei Hosei.
What are you going to do after this?
Shall we go eat?
It's very delicious.
I forgot the name of the dish.
Anyway, I want you to eat it.
I want to eat it very much.
Let's go eat together.
But you ask me for other things.
In the end, you ask me for this.
I don't want it.
I'm hungry.
I'm full.
I don't like it that much.
You are not good at saying that.
I want you to be particular about something.
I don't say it if you force me to say it.
I don't say it even for a word.
I recommend this pork cutlet.
How about you, Jin?
This is my phone number.
I have been interested in this phone number for a long time.
I like watching it for a long time.
Do you watch commercials?
I watch commercials and magazines.
First of all, I want you to prepare it for me.
You are good at it.
This is "REAM21".
Don't worry about it.
This is perfect.
783640.
Don't worry about it.
This is perfect.
Next is "NOVA".
You are good at it.
This is also perfect.
324921.
You are good at it.
I often look it up on the Internet.
There is also a crazy one.
Can I show you this?
This is "HOSOYANO SANDO".
"SANDO" stands for "sandwich".
This is the phrase of HOSOYANO SANDO's phone number.
"SANDO KUFU NIWA".
This is crazy.
"SANDO" is like "sandwich".
"SANDO" is like a telegraph.
"SANDO" is like old days.
"KUFU NIWA".
"SANDO" is not "sandwich".
"KUFU NIWA".
This is not good.
"SANDO" is terrible.
"SAN" is better.
"SAN" and "NI" are "SANDO".
"NI" and "SAN" are "SANDO".
"SAN" and "CHA" are terrible.
"UZUMAKI" is terrible.
What do you think of this cafe?
"MUSHIGO" is terrible.
"MUSHIGO" is a cafe.
"MUSHIGO" is terrible.
"SAIKO", "UZUMAKI" are terrible.
Who came up with this cafe?
"SAN", "ICHI", "GO", "REI" are terrible.
Let's eat this and set up the cafe.
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto-san, please give me a moment to make a choice.
I see. This is very common.
Yes, this is very common. If you look it up, you can find a lot of it.
Iwai, do you have anything to say?
In the delivery show...
There was a game delivery show the other day.
I was in the middle of it.
And there were four more people.
We sat side by side at this table.
I was in the middle.
And the two people on the left looked like YouTubers.
The girl on my right is an idol.
And on her right is a virtual character called "vtuber".
She's not really there.
But if you look at the monitor, you can see her.
And you can hear her voice from the speaker.
But there's an acrylic board between the idol and the girl.
Which one is it?
I don't know.
I think two-dimensional people are real people.
Which one is it?
Do you really want to say you're there?
As a production.
Maybe it's like a virtual corona.
You're overdoing it.
Matsumoto-san, is there anything you're interested in?
There's a guy called "ungirls" Tanaka-kun.
I happened to be with you today.
I thought you were.
I wanted to ask you something.
While you were doing the radio show,
Yasutomo was talking about whether he was a gyaru or not.
He was talking about it.
And one of the listeners came to me and said,
Tanaka-san, has Yasutomo been talking about whether he's a gyaru or not?
I'm going to meet him in person, so I want to know what he's been up to.
Kendo Kobayashi and Kobato were also there.
Kobato said, "No, he's not a gyaru."
But Tanaka-san said, "He's a gyaru."
Gyaru?
Gyaru's image?
Does he look like Michoppa?
As a man, I think he's a gyaru.
Age doesn't matter?
Age doesn't matter, but I think it's okay for a man to be a gyaru, whether he's older or not.
And if you dye your hair a little and talk like you're lazy, you're probably a gyaru.
If you say you're a gyaru, Yasutomo-san, you'll say you're a gyaru.
No, I'm not a gyaru.
I'm not a gyaru.
I said that to Kendo Kobayashi and he denied it.
What do you all look like? You're all gyaru, aren't you?
We're not gyaru.
You're not a gyaru?
We're not gyaru.
We're not Michoppa or Unicorn.
We're young.
But if a lot of gyaru are doing this,
there are a lot of people who say that age doesn't matter.
Even if you say you're a gyaru by age, people who are healthy say you're a gyaru.
What about Kaminuma-san?
He denied it.
He denied it a little.
He's healthy.
That's not a gyaru at all.
What's the difference?
That's weird! That's weird!
Age doesn't matter!
But if you say you're Michoppa or Unicorn, you say you're a gyaru.
When you cook, you look like you're a gyaru.
That's a big gyaru.
Gyaru cooking.
It's not gyaru cooking.
Kaminuma-san is a Kansai old woman.
You're calling me an old woman!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
That's important.
High heel! High heel!
High heel-san is not a gyaru.
He was just saying "oh"!
Were you trying to say "old woman"?
Is an old woman not allowed?
Is Momoko-nee-san not a gyaru?
Momoko-nee-san is a gyaru.
Momoko-san is...
She's a gyaru!
Momoko-san is a gyaru!
Is Ringo-san not a gyaru?
Ringo-san has black hair, so she's not a gyaru.
That's difficult.
Is Ieda-shouko-san a gyaru?
No, no, no. She's not a gyaru.
She's blonde.
It's about to be decided.
Do you like gyaru?
I like gyaru.
Do you like gyaru?
I like both.
You like both?
I don't like both.
What do you like about it?
I'm sorry.
You're only hurting me.
Is that possible?
After this, the shocking savings of Tanaka will be revealed.
By the way, what's your savings now?
[Laughter]
[Bell ringing]
Is there anything you want to say?
Thank you.
Please be careful of social media.
I think you all use social media.
For people in their 40s and after the war,
Today is my 40th birthday.
I'm an old man now.
You don't look like an old man at all. You look like a young man.
Don't send me such comments.
Don't be fooled by me.
Like a face, right?
Like "I'm a dead man."
That's right.
The face, and the dress.
Like a sailor wearing a sailor uniform.
Is it too much?
No, it's not.
I'll never send you.
When you're cleaning up, you see a photo like this.
There are many people who post photos of themselves when they were young.
It looks like you just posted it,
but it's a photo you chose right away.
It's a photo you chose right away.
It's a photo you won't be fooled by.
I don't care if I'm fooled.
You won't be fooled, right?
Never.
And since we don't have much time,
we'll take questions.
Thank you.
There are questions, right?
Thank you.
Who do you think you are?
No, no.
The fans are happy.
They're happy, right?
You're quite a star.
I hope you have more than 1 million followers,
but people who don't have that many followers don't accept you.
Who do you think you are?
You won't be fooled, right?
Anything else, Mr. Mazuo?
Anything else?
A shampoo from a beauty salon.
Everyone, what do you think about this?
I think about it every time,
but when I have my hair washed,
How is the shade?
It's fine.
Do you have itchy spots?
It's fine.
Lastly, do you have any spots that haven't been washed?
Do it over there.
Don't you think so?
Do it over there.
I'd rather ask you over here.
Don't you have any spots that haven't been washed?
No, I don't know.
I think you're lying.
Can you stop saying 'no'?
I only say 'yes'.
I don't know if there are any shampoo spots left.
Do it over there.
Speaking of which, have you ever been excited about a conversation with a hairdresser?
No, we haven't.
I don't think you should talk about it.
I see.
If you ask a hairdresser,
Did you watch a movie recently?
Yes, I did.
They won't be excited about it.
They don't want you to get bored,
and they'll answer you because you asked them.
When you touch your phone,
you can't really search for it.
You can't search for it.
You have no interest in fancy coffee shops,
but you have no choice but to look for them.
I know what you mean.
On the contrary,
I've been excited about something once.
Really?
Since then, I feel like I have to get excited about it again.
Before I go to the beauty salon tomorrow, I want to eat something.
I didn't think you were so energetic today.
You used to be so funny.
I'm in a bad mood today.
Is it bad these days?
That's right.
There is a lot of pressure.
If you get excited even once, it's hard.
Is there anything you haven't washed away?
Why don't you do it over there?
I can't say it.
Next, Yasuto.
I want you to say "I don't know".
Osaka people may be irritated.
When I go to an electric shop, I say "What is this?"
In the meantime, I can see other things.
I've been asking you for a long time.
It's really hard.
Sen-tan, please say it right away.
I don't know because I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it because I said it?
I've been asking you for a long time.
I'm looking at what you can see.
I can see it all.
Is there such a thing in Karjima?
I asked you for a TV and you said you wanted a computer.
I don't know.
It doesn't look like a computer.
You can say it's a computer.
It's a little cold.
I don't know.
Is it a different genre?
It's the same uniform.
Is there something like that in Kanagawa?
It's an income and savings.
There is a program where young entertainers say their income and savings on TV programs.
There are a lot of programs like that.
When young entertainers started selling, they said they had 1 million yen this month.
At that time, the MC said, "Ah!"
That's not true!
I don't know who you're talking about.
I'm sure you're laughing more than that.
I've been there before.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you say you have 1 million yen, the MC will say, "Oh, that's where you are now."
If it's not like that, it won't work out.
It's like saying, "Oh, you're like me."
By the way, how much money do you have now?
I have one hundred million yen now.
What?
That's weird!
That's not weird!
I have about one hundred million yen now.
No, that's like you.
I've been working hard for 20 years.
You said it was weird!
First of all, is there anything you're curious about?
Let's see...
Who's the wind?
What's that?
I'm going to overlap a little bit of what I said earlier.
That's why I'm going to take my juniors with me again before COVID-19.
I'm not going to give you a dream, but I'd like to take you out for a meal.
I'd like you to show me some meat before you grill it.
My juniors will take pictures of it and say, "I've never eaten this kind of meat before."
They'll be happy and take a lot of things.
Then I went home and opened my social media account.
They posted pictures of the food I took.
But they didn't say anything about me at all.
Did you ask Kawashima-san to take you out?
Kawashima-san took me out for meat like this.
It's arrogant, but if you're going to post it, please post it.
Kawashima-san took me out for meat like this.
I was happy to eat this kind of meat.
That's about it.
But it says "beauty" in the picture of the meat.
What is that?
That's terrible.
That's...
Even if I said "beauty,"
Suddenly, I was invited by the wind and got off at Meguro Station.
I was able to see such a beautiful view.
No, I'm the one who invited you.
Who's the wind?
You didn't say anything about it.
As an unlucky person, I thought it would be a nuisance for me to say your name.
You didn't say anything about it.
Why did you say the name of the wind?
I'm sure you were invited by the wind.
That's right.
Is there anyone?
Is it "unwanted entertainer"?
"Unwanted entertainer"?
A few years ago, when I appeared in "DOWNTOWN DELUXE,"
I said I became number one in "Unwanted Entertainer."
At that time, I was fifth in KANO EIKO.
I was sixth in NONSTYLE.
I complained a lot about why I had to go higher than such a crappy person.
Since then, "Unwanted Entertainer" was announced in December last year.
I was third in it.
When I thought I had done it, second place was KURO- CHAN and first place was WATABE-SAN.
I was lined up with such a crappy person.
I'm heavy.
Do you think I'm a criminal?
You're not a criminal.
KURO-CHAN didn't do anything.
KURO-CHAN is not a light criminal.
He's always been a light criminal.
He hasn't done anything yet.
I was lined up with such a crappy person.
I'm sure you were third in "Unwanted Entertainer."
That's right.
When I was first to third in "Unwanted Entertainer," I thought I had grown up.
I was lined up with such a crappy person.
I'm heavy.
You can say you want to hear it from each other.
Is there anyone who wants to say it?
Can I say it?
YOSHIMOTO's manager's attitude.
What's up?
YOSHIMOTO's manager's attitude matches the rank of the talent.
That's not true.
When I go to say hello to the talent, I feel nervous.
YOSHIMOTO's manager is standing in front of YOSHIMOTO's door.
But I'm going to YOSHIMOTO's talent.
YOSHIMOTO's manager said, "I'm having a meeting."
I said, "I'm sorry."
YOSHIMOTO's manager said, "Are you a second-year talent?"
YOSHIMOTO's manager said, "Why are you a second- year talent?"
I'm YOSHIMOTO's manager.
But YOSHIMOTO's manager is waiting for me.
YOSHIMOTO can't get upset.
What if YOSHIMOTO's manager says that I'm upset?
YOSHIMOTO's manager said, "Don't do that."
He said, "I'm a downtown manager."
YOSHIMOTO's manager may say that.
I'm a third-year talent.
YOSHIMOTO's manager said, "Don't say that."
I'm sorry.
But,
do you know of any managers in Tokyo
who say "I'm from a completely different company"
when they meet you?
Yes, we do.
We do.
Many managers are of different trends,
but some of them say "Oh, you're from the same company as me?"
and some say "Oh, you're from a different company as me?"
That's scary.
You shouldn't say that.
You're making me look scary.
No, no.
You're making me look scary.
Also,
a few years ago,
you were one of our managers,
but now you're in a different position.
Do you happen to say "Oh, you're from a different company as me?"
I say it all the time.
I'm lonely.
I say it all the time.
I'm lonely.
But,
you say "I'm sorry" to the next person, don't you?
I'm not like you.
I'm doing well with this person.
I'm jealous of you.
I'm not proud of you.
I used to be your manager.
I'm sorry for you.
You're the opposite.
Don't cry.
It's like a yakuza party.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
That's it!
If someone comes, Hamada-san will come.
That's not good!
Stop it!
Mademoiselle doesn't do that.
Stop it!
That's embarrassing.
I'm not telling you to do it.
But I'll do it if you don't tell me.
That's embarrassing.
I'll do it proudly.
What's wrong with you?
Hamada-san is coming.
Is Hamada-san really amazing?
You should be careful.
Why?
You should be careful.
Did you do it to Hamada-san?
Why don't you say sorry to me?
Is there a penalty?
It's a car hazard.
If you put it in,
it's okay for me to put it in.
But I put it in three times.
Are you particular about it?
It's "thank you"
At least two times.
Because it's "thank you".
There are people who do it once.
Sometimes there are people who do it once.
I do it once.
I don't want you to do it.
You were grateful from the title.
Once is like "Cheese!"
I'm out now because I did it once.
Why?
You can't do it once, can you?
I want you to do it three times.
Do you say "thank you" in the first place?
I do it.
But sometimes I think it's mutual.
This is mutual!
I say it alone in the company.
I know it and I do it.
I do it.
Shut up.
I do it.
I can't do it.
For example, when you give it to me,
you raise your hand.
I'm very angry.
I know.
I know what you're thinking.
Can you do it?
I know it.
And you don't put it in anymore.
Do you use Americanревersible words?
Do you use Americanreversible words?
I don't have it.
I'm back.
He keeps taking shocking pictures and then he's full of words.
He keeps taking shocking pictures and the number of words isn't high.
It's not good, is it?
I don't know!
So far, we have presented you with a sponsor.
I have another one.
Curry at a soba restaurant.
I have a picture of it.
I always go to a soba restaurant.
When I order curry, I always think that there are few people serving it.
It's a dream.
Is it two servings?
It's after the blood donation.
Isn't it too little?
Is it every time?
It's every time.
Is it two servings?
It's two servings.
I have been going to this restaurant for 20 years.
I want more service.
Can you say it?
Then it will be important.
That's right.
I don't think it's so precious.
I always think that there are few people serving it.
How is the celebration?
Golfwear.
What is it?
I started playing golf recently.
I went to a golf shop to buy golfwear.
I couldn't decide what to wear.
I was wondering what to wear.
I decided to wear nylon pants.
The person who came with me said, "Don't do that."
It's like fishing pants.
He laughed at me.
I didn't look dirty.
I wanted to wear something smooth.
I asked the clerk what I wanted to wear.
The clerk said, "Is this it?"
He laughed at me.
Since I entered the shop, I've been thinking.
Everything about golf is ugly.
That's why I can't choose.
Everything about golf is ugly.
For example, there is a big bird mark on the golf club.
You don't know that, do you?
You turned it into a big enemy.
Do you know that since you started playing golf?
I know that.
It used to be ugly.
It's not like that now.
It's still better.
It's not conspicuous.
It's for safety.
You can walk outside now.
You were walking like an old man.
Which shop did you go to?
Everything about golf is ugly.
That's why I can't choose.
Everything about golf is ugly.
What kind of golf do you play?
It's about the same age as you and me.
There are people who are older and younger than you.
You can understand older people's feelings.
You can understand younger people's feelings.
You can talk with them.
When you are young, you think you are old.
It's not a magic word.
Then, since he's been telling me...
I turned back to ask "what's the thing about it being old?", but I couldn't say anything.
It's scary.
I can't even say it.
But there are other times when I can't say it like this.
It's because we can't say "it's old" to former seniors.
Things like this doesn't show only to Ohkaji or Downtown.
Now they've become kind.
Especially with the present era.
When I see people talking in their own words, I get curious.
Some people say "no" or "no" at once.
But some people say "no" regardless of their color.
Some people say "what?" and "me?"
I want to be hit, but I can't.
You like it.
Can't you say that in Osaka?
Our teachers are nice, too.
How about you, Masa?
You only say "tsumutsumo" all the time.
I can't say "tsumutsumo" all the time.
What is that?
I can't say "tsumutsumo" all the time.
Some people say "no" regardless of their color.
Some people say "me?" regardless of their color.
What should we do for the last one?
Do you have "tanaka"?
I'll give it to my parents as a gift.
To your parents?
I asked my parents for power shovel.
Power shovel?
I have a picture of it.
It's a small one.
It's 1,600,000 yen.
It's expensive.
I asked my parents for it.
They said they wanted to use it for digging burdocks.
If you pull it out like this, it will cut in the middle.
So you have to dig a hole in the side and take it out of the side.
It's old and tight.
So I bought it for my parents.
I went to the burdock field.
I only raised 50 of them.
Even if you sell one for 100 yen, it's 5,000 yen.
It's 320 years old.
You have to calculate how many times you have to reincarnate.
That's right.
You don't have to calculate it.
You just have to quit digging burdocks.
It's strange.
The color is bad.
It's used, so it's the only one.
The color is bad.
I asked my parents for it.
It's not over yet.
I'm sorry.
He said it clearly.
That's right.
It's not over yet.
However!
Yes, I understand.
I'm sorry.
The last one.
It's a vocalization practice.
Before the stage, you say "ah ah ah ah ah ah" with your sleeves.
I'm going to say something funny.
No, you say it.
I'm going to say it.
You don't have to say it like that.
I want you to say it in the shadows.
We're trying to talk about the ending.
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
It's disgusting.
I made a mistake.
It's disgusting.
I made a mistake.
However!
It's not over yet.
However!
It's not over yet.
I have an announcement.
What is it?
At the end of the program,
musicals, plays, and concerts will be announced.
At that time, you can say "please come and see us" or "please come and visit us",
but sometimes you can say "please come and play with us".
It's like a free live show.
Whether you're six or seven years old...
Next, "how much is it?"
It's not over yet.
What is it?
It's not "how much is it?" anymore.
How much is it?
Next, "no way" ending.
If you go there, please spread it out.
Next, "tada"
"tada" is hell.
Is there a clothing store?
Yes, there is.
If you go to a clothing store, please spread it out if you like.
I can't say "I know."
I can't say it without anyone seeing it.
If you say it like that...
I have it.
I have it. I don't admire you.
I wore it today.
No, it's not fish.
Some people wear it.
If you say it like that, I can't buy it.
I don't like wearing it.
Is there something like that?
Curry shop?
Curry shop curry?
What is this?
Can I have a look at this picture?
I like rich people.
I heard it.
I heard it twice.
I heard it four times.
I heard it five times.
Next week's deluxe is...
A series of Okans!
Okan's abnormal behaviors are revealed!
He purposely licks women's teeth.
He does local filming himself.
Okan's house is bought by the government!
Results are announced!
What will happen?
The official Instagram account of the show is also updated!