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It's our first time on the show. Mr. Spencer Toll.
Thank you for having me.
How often do you work?
It's my first time today.
Oh, is it?
Yes.
You've done it many times, haven't you?
Um...
It's my first time.
It's your first time?
It's your first time making a song?
It's my first time.
To be honest, you've never said "yes," have you?
I haven't!
It's my first time.
It's your first time.
Are you thinking of doing a lot of variety shows while you're in the living room?
Well...
I don't want to do that, but...
I do want to go to Mr. Masudo's house.
No, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do that.
Tonight, we'll diagnose you with your strongest facial features!
"Real Face Special"!
Your eyes, nose, mouth size, and even your ears!
We'll use facial parts to diagnose you!
Again, we'll diagnose you with...
the only general psychology professor in Japan...
Sato...
Buzon...
Takako-sensei!
Sensei!
Nice to meet you!
Sensei, have you been to my house before?
No, I haven't!
I haven't!
I don't have a general psychology professor!
General psychology is...
based on 100 million people's face analysis data...
a faculty that diagnoses people's personalities and personalities with only their faces!
In France, it's used in big companies' offices and in educational places, too!
Buzon-sensei is...
the only general psychology professor in Japan...
with only 15 people in the world!
We'll diagnose you with your strongest facial features!
Between a car and a wall...
We'll diagnose you with...
super-negative thinking!
I don't think there's anyone...
who thinks they like themselves!
It's all about being cool!
He's addicted to being behind-the-scenes!
He's really bad at it!
He calls me so gently...
He calls you like you don't know me.
Yeah, like "Good morning!"
He calls me so gently...
I don't like it!
Sometimes he doesn't want to do it,
or he does it because it looks like him on TV...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
That's not true!
And he's also...
He's the type of person who can't eat dreams, ideals, or food.
I don't feel so good about this.
He's not that kind of person.
He's a perfectionist.
This is weird!
And his ideal marriage is his theme!
This is him!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's a little embarrassing.
Everyone, you have a mirror in your hands, right?
Yes, we do.
If the teacher tells you something, you can say, "Oh, I see, you mean this part, right?"
Based on your faces, we have you look up a lot of things.
Really? Wow!
Yes, like this.
I don't like this.
Everyone, it's a little strange.
Take off your uniform for a moment.
No, it's not like that.
I was told I can't tell if it's not your real face.
I was told I can't make you laugh.
What is this?
It's a sweet fruit.
It's sweet and strong.
It's sweet, so it's fine.
What do you think of your own face, Julia?
I love my own face.
What's your score?
Ninety-eight.
That's too high.
Are you talking too much?
She's really mad at me.
On the other hand, what's your second place?
My second place is my future growth.
According to your own teacher?
I don't know about Johnny's.
By the way, Tetsuka-san, what do you like about your face?
I don't like it at all.
Really?
Yes.
You don't like it at all?
I hate it all.
Is it like a complex?
Yes.
What do you like about it?
I like it all.
You don't like it?
I like dramas and my own scenes.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it that much.
I see.
But when you were in the living room, you looked away.
I may have done it.
You may have done it.
Uzon-sensei's strongest eye diagnosis.
The first theme is eyes.
Among our guests today, there are four people who are concerned about their eyes.
Four people?
They are these people.
Each of you has your own unique eye.
Uzon-sensei, please diagnose us without saying anything.
First of all, Tetsuka-san's eyes.
What we want you to pay attention to is the distance between your eyes and eyebrows.
People who have this short distance have high concentration for everything.
Famous people are Honda Keisuke-san, Tom Cruise- san and Steve Jobs-san.
However, if you are too close between your eyes and eyebrows, you can say you have too high concentration.
If you look away, you can't see what's around you and you can say you are stubborn.
Tetsuka-san, do you know anything about it?
I see.
Next is Robert Akiyama-san's eyes.
Eyes are the window of knowledge and information.
If your eyes are wide open, you will be strongly influenced by information coming in from your eyes.
Since Akiyama-san's eyes are wide open, you will be strongly influenced by information coming in from your eyes.
Also, please pay attention to Akiyama-san's profile.
The line from the top of the eye to the bottom of the eye, the distance between this line and the eye is the point.
If there is an eye attached to this line or an eye protruding from it, it is very easy to be affected by information from nearby.
On the contrary, people with deeper eyes than this line will have a hard time receiving information coming in from their eyes.
In other words, Akiyama-san, who has two characteristics of wide open eyes and narrow eyes, can say that he is a beginner who cares about the eyes around him very much.
I don't care about it! I don't like it!
I don't care about it!
Next, these two people. Tanaka Juri-san and Shibuya Nagisa-san.
They seem to have different eyes at first glance, but they have unexpected similarities!
What you two have in common is that the distance between your eyes and your eyes is one eyeball apart.
The distance between your eyes and your eyes means that you are curious about information from nearby.
In addition, if you draw a line under your eyes in Tanaka-san's case, you will see that there is a difference in the height of your left and right eyes.
People with these characteristics tend to have trouble seeing things.
Tanaka-san, who has these two characteristics in common, can say that he is a beginner who is full of "this and that" and is very curious about things.
These are the diagnosis results that you can see with your own eyes!
Everyone's true heart is like this!
Now, there are various things being said, but in fact, we have received some information that can back up these diagnosis results from people around you!
So, Akiyama!
Wow, I don't like it!
This is a beginner who cares about people's eyes!
I don't care about it! I'm doing it without thinking!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
You care about it!
You say it so much!
You care about it!
You draw a line without thinking!
Now, we have received information from our manager regarding this diagnosis!
Here it is!
He cares about people's eyes and hides behind a car and eats food!
What?
That's disgusting!
Wait a minute!
No, it's not all of it!
Yes!
I like sweet things and I'm not being cute or anything like that!
I just like crepes!
No!
I want to eat whipped cream and stuff like that and I can't help it!
But, if I bought that, people would think that I'm trying to show off, right?
If you think about it like that, you can't eat it!
Behind the parking lot's coin parking lot, between people's cars and walls...
That's disgusting!
You can't eat it!
That's disgusting!
It's disgusting!
The result!
That's right!
But, I do care about it a little!
The way you eat it!
Akiyama, you're eating a crepe, aren't you?
You're eating a crepe, aren't you?
You don't have to eat it like that!
You can put up with it!
Seriously!
You do care about it!
It's disgusting!
If you do it like that, you might die.
Now, Tezuka-san is said to be a very stubborn person...
Is that so?
How about you, a very stubborn person?
Ah, but it might be like that.
If you decide it like that, it might be like that.
That's right.
This diagnosis has been given to us by his wife.
Here it is!
The husband is stubborn, and once he decides it, he will never change it!
For the past month, the husband has been eating only watermelons and yogurt!
Can you do that?
Seriously!
You're laughing!
Only watermelons and yogurt?!
You're laughing a lot!
Something about watermelons and yogurt is coming up!
This is amazing!
What will happen?
Ah, like this!
That's right!
Watermelons, watermelons and yogurt!
And honey!
This is what I eat in the morning and in the evening!
Twice a day?!
Yes!
But I don't eat it for lunch!
Then you only eat this?!
This is all I eat!
What you're saying is not wrong!
It's not wrong, but it's my job!
Your job?!
When I decide my role, I first read the script and decide my weight first!
Your weight?
Yes!
I think about how much I weigh.
And then I watch the historical drama I've been watching over and over again.
And it's 58kg!
It's not wrong!
If you decide it as 50kg...
No, it's 58kg!
It's definitely not wrong!
If you decide it like that, does that mean you were above 50kg?
I'm above 50kg now!
And I was thinking about what I should do about it and I told my wife.
And she said, "Well, watermelons and water should be enough, right?"
And I said, "Well, that's all I need!"
Wow, that's amazing!
What are you doing right now?!
But I think the reason I'm here is probably because of the honey!
Because of the power of honey!
With that straight face!
And with the power of watermelons!
When you came to TMC...
That's enough!
You don't even talk anymore!
When you left the house, it was watermelons.
Watermelon cider!
Shibuya is said to be full of curiosity.
What do you think about it?
I think it might be like that.
You think about a lot of things.
Yes, I think about a lot of things.
Are you listening, Shibuya?
You know what?
Just say whatever you want!
You were up in the sky just now!
I'm begging you!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Just say whatever you want!
Are you listening?
Yes!
We're getting information from the manager who passed away!
Here it is!
When you're interested in something, you'll do it right away!
I was surprised that you suddenly put your hand in boiling water!
This is bad!
What does this mean?
This is like...
We were all making hot pot and it was boiling.
- Hot pot? - Yes. - That's what you said on the internet? - Yes.
And we were told "it's hot".
Everyone says "it's hot, it's hot", but I don't know how hot it is.
- No, no, no. - I know what you mean.
- Hot pot? - Hot pot is a bad thing!
What you're saying makes me sick!
No matter how many times you say it, it gets stuck in my brain!
Seriously, it's not good!
It's true that when it comes to eye diagnosis, you're curious and impatient,
so you want to do a lot of things.
I understand that well, but I want you to look at the side of his chin.
- Chin? - Yes.
- Chin? - Yes, from the bottom of his mouth to the tip of his chin, it's straight.
This acts like a brake for him to adjust his actions, and he's very tall.
- So he says in his mouth "I want to do it! I want to challenge it!", but... - He's actually calculating it!
That's right. So, in reality, he doesn't want to do it, and on TV, he thinks it's better for him.
So he does it.
It's a very cute side of him, isn't it?
- Wait a minute! - It's like he turns off the heat of the pot and then puts it in.
No, it's not like that!
You're weak! You're weak! You're weak, Shibuya!
Now, about Juri...
Juri, you're also a curious person.
Oh, you were told that you're a playboy.
How is it?
No, but there's that feature.
I like collecting things and stuff like that, but I get bored as soon as I buy them.
Oh, you're like "it's over once you buy it."
For example, I want to do some training, so I join a good gym.
One day, the trainer tells me about it, and I'm like "wow, I'm tired, it was fun," and it's over.
It's already over?
Yes.
Now, this is information we got from our member, Jesse.
Jesse!
I often read magazines and buy a lot of clothes, but I've never seen you wearing the clothes you bought.
As soon as you buy it...
No, it's not like that!
You buy it and line it up in a closet...
I often hear it from stylists, but when you wear it on the spot and you like it, you wear it again and you're satisfied with it.
And in the end, you end up wearing the same clothes over and over again.
When you wore it last time, you said that your breakfast was a smoothie, right?
That was also in the recording...
You just said it.
I said it?
Can we talk about smoothies for a bit?
It was surprisingly smooth.
That was also soon over.
And you quit.
Even though you introduced it on the show?
I introduced it and a lot of staff said, "Oh, you do that," and I was satisfied with it.
Just by looking at it, you can tell even this much!
Next, there are several people who care about foreheads. Who are they?
They are Ms. Anmika and Ms. Haruna.
Oh, I see.
Look at the side of their foreheads.
It's a beautiful straight line like this.
This type of people have very high intuition.
So, they don't decide things for reasons, but have a strong habit of making decisions intuitively.
So, once you think it's good, you'll think about it.
There is a tendency to be influenced by fortune- telling, feng shui, or spiritual things.
How about you, Ms. Anmika?
I love it!
I want to do everything that's lucky!
I see.
Then, do you usually get what you just said?
This is a good question.
I dream a lot, too.
What I don't like about my dream is...
One day, I dreamed of being with a member of a band.
And I thought I might be influenced by this person or that person.
But I held my breath and held it for a long time.
You held your breath?
If I had a chance, I'd hold my breath.
Oh, my!
You'd hold your breath like a fool?
Yes.
Even if I say "good morning", I'd hold my breath.
Oh, my!
You're so cute!
I hate it!
Even if I say "nice to meet you" at school, I'd hold my breath.
I know you!
You're Sumotoria!
When I open the door, I'm like "jari jari jari!"
Sometimes, I almost die.
Really?
And this is also about intuition.
On the Shinkansen, you know which row you're in in front of a car.
If you're not there, you can't calm down.
If you're in the same car as me, you can't calm down.
Do you know that?
Do you know where you're sitting?
It's easy to be sniped.
What if you can't get a seat there?
I hate people sitting there.
Have you ever walked there?
What is this?
Stop throwing salt at me!
I'm jealous of you.
Actually, I have something to tell you.
Actually, I really like that seat over there.
Scary, scary, scary.
Being in that seat is where my energy is charged.
If you're not particular about that seat, I'd like you to change it.
Would you mind changing it 90%?
Well, well, well.
Is there anyone who can't change it?
Occasionally...
The reason why I'm so calm and relaxed now is...
I'm on the opposite side, so is there such a difference between here and there?
No, but I like it here.
Harutatsu... Are you Harutatsu?
Certainly.
No, it's not like that.
Now, Haruna, what do you think of this new seat?
I like spiritual and fortune-telling, too, and I get a lot of attention.
As I said.
Yes.
But if you look at the spiritual and fortune- telling people, there are two of them.
Two of them told me that I have a lot of energy.
Yes.
And they told me that I have a man.
And they told me that I don't have that much energy in my shoulders.
They told me that I have a little bit of energy in my shoulders.
But you still don't like it, do you?
And you don't know who it is.
If you think you don't like it and live your life,
Certainly.
It's been two months since I moved in and I've been to the bathroom twice.
It's full of water.
It's so much water that it comes out, and even if a businessman comes and sees it, I don't do that big thing.
I don't do that big thing and I don't drop it.
And even if a businessman sees it, it's not there, but it's full of water twice, which means I'm living my life.
While you don't know, you're pooping.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Is it really boring?
That's not the case, isn't it?
I'm about one person, and I'm bored twice.
So you're old and you're big.
It's big.
I don't like it.
I believe you.
Wouldn't it be nice if you paid me?
Certainly, you want half of the rent, don't you?
It's a fine!
Please pay me for this.
Don't pay for the living expenses.
Think positively.
The living expenses are water and clogging.
I've heard of it, too.
Bad people make bad things in the water pipe or bathroom.
A sake bath is good.
A sake bath?
A salty sake is good.
But if that's the case, Japanese sake is very strong.
If that's the case, Japanese sake is very strong.
Maybe he'll bring it out again.
It's better than salt.
Sensei, there's one more person we're interested in.
Matsumoto-san's forehead has its own characteristics.
Matsumoto-san's forehead is low in height.
After this, we'll judge his face.
He's the type of person who doesn't think he'll have more dreams, ideals, and food.
He doesn't seem like he's in a good mood.
This offer is a little weird!
Now, Sensei! There is one more person whose forehead bothers you, right?
That's right! Matsumoto-san's forehead also has characteristics.
Matsumoto-san's forehead is low in height.
A person with low height is a realisticist who has excellent development power.
And a chin represents a contact with reality.
Matsumoto-san, who has a strong outline, has a stable contact with reality.
Matsumoto-san is a super realisticist.
A person who has dreams, ideals and can't eat can't eat.
She is really a realisticist!
I don't feel very good about it!
With such a dreamy job...
I want you to tell me more about your dream!
I feel like a young boy!
No, no, no!
It's completely different!
Sensei Buzan's strongest face diagnosis!
The next theme is "mouth"!
Next, we'd like to know about these three people's mouths!
What can we find out about these three people's mouths?
Let's take a look!
First of all, Robert Akiyama-san's mouth!
Take a good look at Akiyama-san's mouth!
You can see that it's a little open.
That's true!
Even though it's a straight face, there's a little gap, right?
This is a tendency often seen in children.
They can't stand it!
In other words, they are faithful to their desires.
Usually, as you grow up, you close your mouth.
But Akiyama-san's mouth is open!
Even when you grow up, you don't have a mature inner face!
By the way, if you're a celebrity, you'd say you're an "ungirl" kind of person!
Ah, but you might be right!
Next up is Anmika-san's mouth!
Mouths are the exit of physical strength and money.
If you have a small mouth compared to your outline, your exit of money is small.
On the contrary, if you have a large mouth compared to your outline, you can say you spend a lot of money.
Anmika-san's mouth is large both vertically and horizontally.
Anmika-san, haven't you ever bought too much?
Next up is Kondo Haruna-san's mouth!
Please pay attention to your left and right faces.
Haruna-san, the height of your left and right faces are asymmetrical.
A face is divided in half vertically, with the front facing you now and the back facing you in the past.
In Haruna-san's case, the right corner of her ear is down.
In other words, she has dissatisfaction with her present, which has changed from the past.
Haruna-san, have you ever felt tired, anxious or dissatisfied recently?
This is the result of a diagnosis you can tell by the sound of it.
However, you all got it right, didn't you?
Well, there are various reasons.
First of all, Amida-san.
Yes!
It seems like you spend a lot of money.
I got this information from my manager.
What?
For some reason, you buy a lot of branded items in your car's trunk.
Yes, yes, yes! There is a reason for this.
You use it, don't you?
Of course I do!
Wow, wow!
What is this?
These are all presents.
I love giving presents on my birthday.
I love celebrating people's birthdays.
So you give them away right away?
That's right! When a thousand of my co-stars give me presents on my birthday,
I buy a lot of things in my trunk.
Wow, that's amazing!
Even if it's a branded item, I don't hesitate to give it away.
For example, handkerchiefs or small shoes.
I buy a lot of branded items that I don't use myself for about 20,000 yen or less.
So you always stock up?
That's right!
Some people might think you are a great person, don't they?
Yes, yes!
If you give me a present, you will bring it to me, won't you?
I absolutely don't need shoe laces!
What is this?
Sensei!
Yes!
Is there any addition to this?
That's right!
"Amida-san" is a specialized term for sober medicine.
It is a face practice called "reagis-san", and the eyes, nose and mouth are large against the outline, that is to say, they are spread out.
We are always thinking about how people should look at this kind of person's face and reporting it.
I want to see everyone's smiles, so I want to make everyone happy.
I know, I think so, too.
But I think there is also a part where you want to show yourself well.
Of course, it's human, but I want to say this without mistake.
The products I make are for everyone's happiness.
Wait, I need some salt.
Try throwing salt at me for the first time.
By the way, Hamada-san's face also has some features.
Me?
Hamada-san's face is comprehensive and concentric.
His eyes, nose and mouth are centered on his outline.
He's not like that. He's self-centered.
And he has minimal love or energy consumption.
He tries to get maximum benefits and profits.
He forgets what's bad for him and what's good for him.
He's also self-centered.
I know that.
Wait, wait, wait.
He tries to get maximum benefits and profits with minimal love or energy consumption.
That's right.
That's how the show is recorded, isn't it?
That's right.
He never takes unnecessary parts.
That's right.
It ends perfectly.
Every time.
No, no, no.
This overhand is a little weird.
It's not an overhand.
Sensei, Sensei.
Can you call me "mushroom-throwing girl"?
I'm not "mushroom-throwing girl".
Stop it, Sensei.
I don't have a stick anymore.
Please don't call me that.
I see. Thank you.
I'm sorry, Sensei.
That's amazing.
They say that Akiyama is like a child and can't stand it.
I can stand it.
But his mouth is open.
What do you mean "open mouth"?
Some people have their mouth closed.
That's true.
When I was at my parents' house when I watched TV,
my dad's fingers came to me and made me close my mouth.
He told me to close my mouth.
I see.
It makes me nervous.
Akiyama, we're getting information from your dad.
Here it is.
He boasts that he has never peed in the bath.
I see.
But I'll be honest with you.
I've never endured it.
I always end up like that.
When I take a shower, it comes out naturally.
I don't say I've never done it.
But I don't always do it.
I think it's strange that you're boasting about it.
But it's like that.
I can't stand it.
I see.
You can't stand it and you're boasting about it.
Haruna-san.
Yes.
You said that you feel dissatisfied or anxious.
How do you feel about it?
Well...
If I say I feel anxious...
I have a strong image of a cool person.
But I have too much of an image of a good person.
Yes.
I feel anxious about many things.
The other day, I got a letter.
I read it and it was from a woman in her 60s.
It said, "Can you lend me 6 million yen?"
It was a letter like that.
She has a family.
Her son and her eldest son can't borrow money because of their family.
Her eldest daughter can't borrow money because of her dog.
Haruna-san is the only one who can rely on you.
It can't be like that!
I can't lend you money all of a sudden!
And at the end of the letter, it said, "Don't tell your husband."
Doesn't he know about it?
You don't have to rely on me like that!
But I'd like you to lend me some money.
He'll never come back.
This time, there's someone who cares about their chin!
Sensei!
Yes, it's Tezuka Toru-san!
I'd like you to look at her side profile.
From her eyebrow to the straight and vertical line below it...
Tezuka-san's chin has changed.
The tip of the chin indicates the strength of ambition.
If you put it forward, you have strong ambition.
But if you put it back, you have weak ambition.
So, Tezuka-san who has a changed chin...
You don't have much ambition.
That's why you're not active.
You can't act without someone's support.
So, you have ambition?
Yes, that's right.
According to the information...
Even when you deliver coins, your wife supports you.
I thought you wouldn't get married.
You've been alone for a long time.
When I was with my wife in my room...
What are you going to do about your marriage?
You must have thought about it.
No, it's fine.
The next day, I received a complaint.
Please file a complaint here.
Should I file a complaint here?
The next day, I submitted my will.
Did you get married?
Yes, I did.
That's why you're not active.
You can't act without someone's support.
You don't even propose.
That's right.
Women don't understand unless you tell them.
When you shower with words, you become beautiful and motivated.
Words are important.
I love you. You've become beautiful.
Do you want to get married?
Yes, I do.
I'm asking for your ideal marriage partner.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
He's reliable, but...
I like innocent people like young men.
Sensei will find an entertainer who meets these conditions.
Wow!
That's this person.
After this, what is Shibuya Nagisa's ideal marriage partner?
How about you, Shibuya-san?
Do you have an ideal marriage partner?
Yes, I do.
I'm asking for your ideal marriage partner.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
He's reliable, but...
I like innocent people like young men.
Sensei will find an entertainer who meets these conditions.
Wow!
This person.
Oh, I see.
He's reliable, but...
His chin is thick.
His nose is small.
Sensei, this is what you mean, right?
Yes, it is.
Sensei will find an entertainer who meets these conditions.
Wow!
I asked an entertainer for help and searched on the Internet.
I found him.
That's this person.
Oh!
It's subtle.
Is it Kahn-san?
It's subtle.
Sensei, is this person perfect now?
Perfect. There is no one more than this.
Really?
That much?
How about you, Shibuya, Partha, Kahn?
Looking at Kahn-san so far, I haven't thought of anything.
I haven't received any emotion.
Isn't it too much?
It's too much.
You haven't received any emotion.
But you are conscious of it now.
How about you?
How do you feel after you heard it?
I don't like it.
Then it can't be helped.
Let's move on.
The next theme is flowers.
Flowers.
Eight people here, including us, have decided who is good at and who is bad at communicating.
First of all, these three people are good at communicating.
I thought it would be more about flowers.
What does it mean, Sensei?
If you diagnose a person's communication ability with flowers,
you can tell whether a person has a wide range of communication with the thickness of their nostrils,
and whether they have a front or back of their nostrils with their nostrils visible.
And these three people don't have any big characteristics in terms of communication,
so it doesn't mean they are good or bad or average.
However, only Ms. Tanaka Juri has a little problem other than her nose.
What's the problem?
Is it a problem?
Yes.
Look at her ears, which are in the same line as her nose.
She has a very slanted ear.
She loves competition and first place,
so she can't be satisfied unless she becomes first place.
She wants to show her strength more than anyone else, so she has a slanted ear.
But she agrees with you.
What do you think about it?
She is very stylish.
You don't know it yourself!
I know it.
When I asked her to take me to an accessory store she often goes to,
I thought it would be better for her to buy something she chose for me.
She is a good person.
Yes, she is a good person.
So I bought it for her, but I regret buying it on my way home.
I bought it for her, but it was more expensive than what I bought for her.
I see.
So I told her to take a taxi and gave her some money.
Ms. Tanaka Juri, who is well-known for her slanted ear, said this.
I'm Kikuchi Puma of the sexy zone.
In 2008, they joined Johnny's.
Fans call them "puma and juri lovebirds."
Let's ask Mr. Kikuchi to tell us about Ms. Tanaka's slanted ear.
There's not much I don't know about her, including her personality.
She has a lot of strengths and weaknesses.
That's right.
There's not much I can say about her.
Let's take a look at her diagnosis results.
Ah...
Ah, but...
I think it's pretty much correct.
It's not everything about her that's slanted.
Like, "Can you give me some money clips for this?"
She gave me a lot of money clips.
She gave you a lot of money clips.
She gave me a lot of money clips.
I think she gave me a lot of money clips.
If it's money clips, it should be a little thicker and cooler.
I think she's trying to break them down.
If you ask me about her appearance,
I usually meet her with Hamada-san.
She calls him "Hamachan" behind his back.
What?!
He's really evil!
I think I've seen something like that.
That's right.
He's really evil!
I think we have a lot in common.
I don't know. Maybe she is calling me Hamada-san.
I want to confirm it. I will check it on-air.
Do you still use money clip?
Yes, I do.
Do you break it?
Sometimes you have to pay 10,000 yen for a taxi.
Why do you have a lot of money?
Money clip is electronic money now.
I don't want to use my credit card.
Why?
It seems like I've paid twice for it, doesn't it?
What do you mean?
For example, when you buy something worth 100,000 yen, you are prepared to pay 100,000 yen for it, right?
But a few weeks later, you lose 100,000 yen.
It seems like you've paid twice for it.
No, no, no.
What do you think of me?
No, it's Hamada-san.
Wait a minute.
It's his fault.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's my fault.
It's fine, but...
If it's such a distance...
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it fine?
It's not like you're saying it behind my back.
It's just that you're saying it.
But when you say "Hamachan" in the middle of a conversation...
I don't know if it's there.
Oh, I see.
You've never said "Hamada"?
Is it there?
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not like you're saying it.
Is it there?
I've said it twice in the middle of a conversation.
You're amazing.
That's just normal.
But, Sensei!
Yes?
There's something else you want to say about Juri, right?
Yes, there is.
It's another cheek bone with the same line as the nose.
She has a lot of love and affection.
That's right.
She has a lot of love and affection.
I see.
Yes.
So, you can force yourself to hang out with your family and friends.
Juri Tanaka's unexpected nature continues!
Mom, are you watching?
I've been doing this for 26 years.
What? I'm sorry, but what do you call your mom?
My mom is "mama."
Mama?
How old is she?
She's 26.
She doesn't say it much.
She doesn't say "mama" to the camera.
She's a mama.
She might be watching.
I'm not in a position like this.
I'm not here like this.
This is my second time.
Mama, are you watching?
I'm a little embarrassed, mama.
I usually switch to "mama" or something like that.
A communication station that you can tell from their noses.
There's someone who's very good at it.
Who is it?
Next up, here is someone who's good at communication.
Yes, teacher!
Yes, these three have in common.
It's the thickness of their noses.
Yes, so...
Without having a wide gap in communication...
Without being shy...
You can have a flat communication with anyone.
This three-shot joke...
I'll put it up in front of the school board.
It's true.
It's bad.
It says, "Hey, hey!"
I'm sorry.
Well, but you know, Haruna has quite a lot of celebrity friends.
That's right. Not only entertainers, but also actresses and artists.
She certainly has a lot of friends, so she certainly has high communication skills.
But for you, Haruna, can celebrities you know open up to you that quickly?
No, it takes a lot of time for me to open up.
So if they open up to me, I can open up, but it's hard for me to open up.
That's right. I'm like that, too.
For you, Haruna, you have high communication skills, don't you?
That's right.
You start by kicking someone's butt.
That's right.
You kick someone's butt from the first meeting.
That's right.
What is that?
You're amazing, Haruna.
You kick everyone.
Johnny's girls usually touch their butts once or twice.
Are you serious?
That's amazing.
It's not like we're doing it for everyone.
It's primitive.
Well, then, this is bad.
The ones who are left are bad.
Here you go.
Oh, come on.
It looks like you're bad at this, doesn't it?
This is bad, too.
This is normal.
It's bad.
Now, teacher!
Okay.
First of all, you don't have a thick tongue.
So, you don't have high communication skills.
And you can't see what's in front of you.
If you can't see what's in front of you,
it means you want to protect your privacy.
So, you don't have high communication skills.
And you don't talk about yourself much.
It means you're secretive.
I don't talk about myself that much.
I see.
You don't talk about yourself that much.
I don't want to talk about myself that much.
I don't have a bad name.
I'm known as "Uchida's father" in many shops.
What is that?
Don't say that information.
I can't buy it again.
What is it?
Is it okay for you to talk about your family?
Yes, it's okay for me to talk about my family.
I don't want to talk about my family that much.
You don't want others to know about you other than your family, right?
I don't want others to know about me other than my family.
I see.
So, when I go to my seniors and ask them to drop me off in my car,
they drop me off at an intersection about two blocks away.
I see.
You're that kind of person.
Seriously.
You don't want others to know about you?
I don't want others to know about me.
I see.
I'm not interested in you anyway.
But you can't know unless you ask.
You don't think about Akiyama that much, do you?
I don't think about him that much.
You don't think about him that much, do you?
I don't think about him that much, do you?
Ms. Tezuka?
Ms. Tezuka has a thick nose, but there are two disadvantages.
First of all, if you look at it from the side, the top of the nose is buried in the brain.
This means that you like criticism and criticism.
And the slope of the nose is very prominent.
It's going to pop out every day.
The density of the nose represents the momentum to convey thoughts and feelings.
However, if there is too much slope, the momentum will remain and return to you.
So, Ms. Tezuka, it's called "super negative thinking".
Negative thinking... Ms. Tezuka, what do you think of this?
That's right. It's exactly negative.
So far, I don't think there's anyone who thinks they like themselves.
Is that what you think?
It's exactly like you, Mr. Akiyama.
If it's a station, I'll get off at the station in front of it.
If someone gives me a ride.
Even so, I'm going in a different direction.
I'm talking about traffic lights in front of two stations.
Even so, I'm going in a different direction.
The city is different, isn't it?
Anyway, I'm going in a different direction.
The fourth station?
The dimension is different.
I got off in front of the third station and headed for the fourth station.
Have you been like that since you were a kid?
That's right. When I was in elementary school, my voice came out.
After all, men suddenly get low and their voices change.
I had a laughable impression.
From then on, I thought my voice was strange.
From then on, I actually stopped talking.
Elementary school, middle school, I cut it all off.
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm starting to talk.
That's amazing! Elementary, middle, cut it off.
Yes.
You don't communicate much, do you?
I don't.
You're just doing this, aren't you?
What did you say?
I don't even think about it.
Everyone hates me.
Even if I appeal something to someone I hate, I'll just get burned, won't I?
The opening was great, though.
What was that?
We've seen everyone's faces so far, but it's still a celebrity!
I heard you've earned something with your face!
What did you earn, Akiyama-san?
With this face, it's easy to mix and match.
Recently, my face looks like a statue.
I thought I could do it if I painted it a little.
If you paint it, you can use it as it is.
It's Japanese style.
That's amazing!
It's just a little stiff.
That's amazing!
You can put a lot of make-up on it.
Contour and so on.
That's amazing!
It's getting more profitable.
It's really good!
You can do it for various people.
That's right.
This face looks like a woman's face.
For example, I can do it for female pro wrestlers.
It's an old style.
I can see it!
It's there.
You can't make it look like you're wrestling.
That's right.
That's amazing!
You can do it for fierce women.
You can do it for beautiful women.
For example, this woman is an old style.
She looks like a beautiful witch now.
I see.
You can do it like this.
You're kind.
You can do it like a German woman.
I don't want you to talk about the past.
I see.
It's like a farewell party.
That's right.
This woman is an old style.
I was interviewed as a woman.
I answered the beauty of women properly.
Is this a real magazine?
It's a real magazine.
It's a magazine about women's makeup and beauty.
It ended without a single word "ROBERT AKIYAMA".
It's interesting.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
Were you popular?
I've been popular for 26 years in a very real way.
After this, it's "Tanaka Juri's Super Popular Legend"!
Mr. Tanaka, who is proud of his face, what did you gain from your face?
Do you have anything, Juri?
I think I've already joined Johnny's.
If I say what I gained...
By the way, were you popular?
I was very popular.
You've been popular since elementary school, haven't you?
No, I've been popular since I was an elementary school student.
You've been popular three times in your life, haven't you?
I've been popular for a long time.
You've been popular twice.
Come here.
I'll take this.
Have you been popular for chocolates and Valentine's Day?
For example, at school, there was a fan club.
There were several trucks.
I thought it was a lie.
I've been popular in a very real way.
I've been popular for more than ten years.
It's true that you've been popular for more than ten years.
I've been popular in a very real way for 26 years.
He's angry.
Mom, are you watching this?
Mom, I don't want to watch this.
This time, it's a big reveal of the strange life of Deluxe.
Come out!
Composer Kusano Kayako is in shock.
If it wasn't for COVID-19, I'd be five times more popular.
Everything from now on...
Let's throw away everything we don't need.
In addition, B'z's impersonation battle will continue.
Look forward to next week, too!