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Special project quiz! Dantan Deluxe! Dantan-san, do you remember?
How far back do we have to climb?
It's not that far, is it?
Two years?
Two years is impossible.
Impossible, impossible, impossible.
There's no way you remember.
Two years is impossible?
Impossible, impossible, impossible.
Even today's first one is weak.
Seriously, seriously, seriously.
Well, well, well.
Impossible, impossible, impossible.
Tonight's Deluxe is...
Quiz project!
Guests will be the losers themselves.
A word said by Dantan,
or a failure against Dantan,
will be revealed in a quiz format!
I made an impossible mistake.
If I can't answer this, I'd better retire.
You were able to cheer for me, right?
Kamaru-san, you got angry.
While doing this quiz, I thought I might get angry again.
I'm nervous.
It's like a powerhouse in the sea.
I was like, "Oh, no!"
Does Dantan really remember?
Furthermore...
I do it until evening.
Mom...
From a black comedian's face-to-face interview...
To the tragedy that happened in Dantan's body...
The shocking video will be released!
If you don't watch it, you can't watch it.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
When we sponsored this program...
Of course, you remember, right?
Here's the question!
Question 1 on the video! Here you go!
These two are the ones who gave us the question!
Hello! We are Gamaitachi!
We are here at Downtown Deluxe.
We were just about to start our YouTube channel,
and we asked Matsumoto-san to think of a name for our YouTube channel.
Thank you very much!
Do you remember?
He gave us a lot of thought,
so I don't think we'll forget it.
Did you think about it a lot?
No, I didn't.
Matsumoto-san gave us a lot of ideas,
but you don't remember them well.
You can't remember Downtown Deluxe's show well.
Remember it well!
Matsumoto-san said it, but you can't remember it.
We fought a lot.
On show race day,
celebrities and SNS,
and guests who are active in various fields,
gather for a broadcast meeting.
Will Gamaitachi also start?
We're thinking of starting now.
We haven't decided anything yet.
Today, we want to hear a powerful person's name.
I'd like Downtown Deluxe to decide a channel name for us.
Matsumoto-san, are you ready for a channel name?
Matsumoto-san has decided.
What is Kamai-tachi's YouTube channel name?
This is the first question.
How long ago was this?
A year and a half?
No, it's been a year and a half.
And you're using this now, right?
Kamai-tachi.
Yes.
With this name.
Please give me the correct answer.
Ahom's Hamaie.
Hamaie, you hate me.
Did you say that?
No, I think I said it.
Do you remember it?
Not at all.
Then forget it.
No, I don't remember what I said.
I only remember that you decided it.
I don't remember Kamai-tachi coming to this show.
Let's watch the correct video.
Could you decide a channel name for Downtown-san?
What do you mean "Downtown-san"?
Matsumoto-san, is it OK if we decide a channel name for you?
How about "Neo Milk Boy"?
I knew you'd say that.
There was a YouTuber named Neo-chan and a Milk Boy named Neo Milk Boy.
There was also a new Milk Boy named Neo Milk Boy.
I thought about it a lot, but I don't know which one it was.
I see.
Milk Boy also had a YouTube channel.
He looked like he didn't like Milk Boy.
Even people who wanted to see Milk Boy came here.
That was one of his aims.
That was very helpful.
Thank you.
I'm curious about something.
Recently, Matsumoto-san has stopped saying "I hate you, Hamai-e".
He says he likes you now.
I see.
What kind of high school did you go to in Hamai-e?
I was just an ordinary high school student.
"I hate you, Hamai-e".
Could you please stop saying that?
"I hate you, Hamai-e".
I came to this world because I wanted to be liked by Downtown-san.
I'm very happy about that.
But I hate you, Hamai-e!
I'm trying not to say "I hate you, Hamai-e".
I want Matsumoto-san to say it one more time.
Matsumoto-san, what is it like in reality?
It's hard for me to say it.
I'm excited now.
Do you remember "Melon Milk Boy"? If you say it...
If you say it, I'll remember it.
But for "Neo", I didn't have feelings for "hiragana".
I only did "neo" with katakana.
It's confusing.
I want you to change it.
It's the same word.
I want you to change it.
What about "hawaii"? Is there anything you don't like or like recently?
I don't like "hawaii".
His face is about 162cm.
It's big.
His face is 162cm.
I want you to do something about it.
His face and height don't match.
I can't forgive you two for having moles in the same place.
That's true.
One of you should shave your head.
Just like Hamaie, there was another entertainer who couldn't win Matsumoto's heart. And that is...
His first appearance was in New York!
Today is the first time for DX to appear in New York.
What do you think of Matsumoto's evaluation of the M-1 Grand Prix final?
Last year, we went to the M-1 Grand Prix final for the first time in 2019.
It's been about 10 years since then, and we finally made it to the final.
We're going to show Matsumoto everything we've got.
I've been asked to do it.
We were able to do a pretty good top-battery manzai.
When we judged, Matsumoto said, "I don't like that comment."
It was a shock.
I didn't know if he'd say it in New York dialect or be praised in New York dialect.
I thought, "Isn't it just me who likes it?"
I didn't know how to say it in New York dialect.
Finally, when I thought it wasn't good enough, I got a good evaluation in "King of Conte".
I thought it was funny.
Just about three days ago, I worked with a different program for the first time.
They said, "I watch your YouTube videos."
I said, "Thank you."
They said, "Your conte is really funny."
But manzai isn't funny at all.
It took me ten years to finally get a job and I'm starting to be hated now.
New York is like Downtown.
You make people laugh.
It's the first time I've heard that.
It's embarrassing.
Tsuda, Tsuda, Tsuda!
It's embarrassing.
You make people laugh, don't you?
You're talking about New York and Downtown.
No, no, Toshikan.
You're not going to say it?!
You're not going to say what you've been trying to say all your life?!
This is a big secret.
I'm going to send you there!
Let's go back to the quiz.
Let's go.
Here's our second VTR.
We have this person with us.
Hello.
I'm Maki Nishiyama.
Hamada-san, Matsumoto-san, thank you for everything.
The other day, I was invited to a two-hour special of Downtown Deluxe.
It was a segment called "Homemade Fountain Diagnosis."
I also had my own home diagnosed.
At the time, Hamada-san scolded me.
Of course, you remember, don't you, Hamada-san?
Before the home VTR,
we had decided to briefly explain our favorite points.
What did Maki Nishiyama say?
We still live in the apartment we bought for our wedding.
The current situation is...
The room where we used to live in...
Now that our children are in elementary school,
we have more study desks and school supplies.
So we decided to make it a children's room for us girls.
I see.
So we moved in...
Hey, you...
Wow!
The studio also froze.
What did Hamada-san say shockingly?
I don't know.
You could have done this, right?
No, but...
Hey, sit down! I won't say anything I couldn't do!
You say things you couldn't do!
I say it. I say it all the time.
I say it!
You could have done it.
As Hamada, you were still soft.
Oh, that's what you mean.
You were saying something, but you weren't saying anything.
That's a long story.
She was quite shocked.
That's true.
I don't know.
Did she say, "That's a long story"?
Let's watch it.
I was going to make it a children's room.
I see.
Do you say that in a V-shape?
Which one?
It's a little long, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
It's big!
You say it in a V-shape!
It's not like that!
It's hard!
I thought you were going to say it in a V-shape!
You said it in a V-shape!
At that time, I was really worried.
Even now, I'm making this into a quiz, and I'm worried that I'll get scolded again.
Oh, I see.
I asked on my way home.
It was really long.
It was too long for me, wasn't it?
But I thought you didn't say it in a V-shape.
You didn't say what I was trying to explain, did you?
Oh, I see.
So I'm not sure about that yet.
But...
It's a long story!
From now on...
It's a long story!
I want to be careful not to say it to anyone.
From now on, I'll be your teacher with love.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
But you said you said it, didn't you?
I didn't say it!
It's a false accusation!
Poor you!
No, no! It's not a false accusation!
You said you said it, and you're laughing!
That's why you said it!
You thought I said it, didn't you?
The pressure...
No, no, no!
You're the owner of Powerhara's sea!
No, no, no!
You panicked!
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh, you said it. It was scary, wasn't it?
Please watch Mr. Tamada's horrible moment.
The first guest we interviewed is Mr. Einstein Inada.
- Hello! - Hello!
We asked Mr. Ogata about Mr. Kawai Einstein's dissatisfaction in the scene.
I don't think everyone is that manly.
- I'm manly because I'm next to Ina-chan. - I see.
I'm not saying I'm manly, but I'm just saying that I'm a little better among this small group of actors.
I don't have a stance like "I'm not that manly."
- So you want a perm, right? - Yes.
- Why did you get a perm? You can just do that pose. - No, it's not like that.
- How about it? - This is bad.
Please decide it for me!
I'm your senior!
Mr. Hamada and Mr. Inada are about to move on to the next scene.
- Let's go! - You're too conscious.
- What? - You're too conscious.
- Mr. Hamada, you're about to go next! - No, I'm not! I'm not!
- The timing... - Let's do it!
- Mr. Hamada, let's do it! - Let's do it!
If you don't come in early, I'll think you cut me off.
- Why do you say that? - I didn't think you'd say that.
- I was talking and you just came in. - Come in!
I don't know about that but...
I thought you'd say "come in" but you said "no!"
- Come in! - What? - Come in!
- Go ahead! - Seriously...
- I can't say it anymore... - I'm sorry! I can't say it anymore!
- I can't say it anymore! - I'm sorry!
- No, no, no, no...
- Everyone, I'm sorry! - It's okay!
- It's okay!
- I'm sorry!
Our second guest is...
Mr. Nishikawa Takanori!
- Mr. Nishikawa Takanori!
- From his rock festival earnings in Shiga Prefecture...
- He made 2,650,000 yen!
- Wow!
- It's not about money, it's about everyone's love... - Wow!
- Recently, Kusatsu City also made 4,750,000 yen. - That's right.
- It's about 3,000 yen in total! - Wow!
- It depends on the rock festival, doesn't it? - What?!
- Even if you fix it... - What is this?!
- Well, it's hard to say it's a donation... - Yes, yes...
- But we're just using what you gave us for our hometown. - I see.
- It's not like that, really. - You're trying to be a politician, aren't you?
- Yes, I am. - So you think you're on good terms with him?
- Yes, I think he's honest and aware of me. - And?!
- He used to be quite mischievous in the past... - Yes, yes...
- But now he's more sensitive than Sandor Messi... - I see.
- Even backstage of the rock festival, there are people who are right and people who are wrong... - Wow!
- He's really amazing! - He's a great guy!
- And even when he's sweating and goes "Wow!" during a live show... - Wow!
- He's still able to make a great movie. - Wow!
- He's still able to make a good movie and still be out there. - Wow!
- He's still able to show us something that he hasn't shown us before. - No, no...
- I'm really grateful for everyone's happiness and courage...
- What?! - What?!
- We were able to feel Amada-san's fear!
Let's go back to the quiz!
Let's go! Next question! Here we go!
These two asked us this question!
- Good evening, Downtown-san! - Good evening, Viking-desu!
- Viking-desu! Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
The other day, when I released my DX, I made an unbelievable mistake for Downtown-san.
- The question is what it was. - This is a little...
- I remember that. - It had a big impact.
It was an unbelievable mistake. I think we all know what it is.
- It was a rare mistake. - That's right.
If you can't answer this, you should retire.
- It's not that bad. - No, it's really...
- I know what it is. - We make jokes at the fan event.
When we do it together, we don't talk for 3 or 4 hours.
We think about what's funny and what's not funny.
When it was about 5 hours, he didn't say a word.
That's when we called him for the first time and asked for escargot.
- Escargot? - Yes.
If you're serious about comedy, you won't ask for escargot at this timing.
- I'm hungry! - When my partner is doing his best, I can't eat it.
Even an Italian comedian can't eat it.
When I heard about escargot, I got angry.
I kept thinking about escargot.
When we were together, we talked about escargot.
I got angry and angry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
What mistake did Kotouge-san make? Please answer.
I made a mistake with my rank.
I remember it.
I should have said Duncan-san, but I said Viking- san.
- For example? - Yes, maybe.
Maybe not.
- Let's watch the video. - Yes.
- You like it, don't you? - No, I don't like it.
- I got angry. - I got angry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
How about Viking-san?
It's shocking.
- It's shocking. - Viking-san?
Is it over?
- I think he's trying to ask us. - That's right.
He's looking at us and saying "viking-san".
- What happened? - He's starting to look like a viking.
- What should we say? - What should we say?
- Just in case. - Just in case.
- No, it can't be wrong.
- What is this place? - What is this place?
- It's over. - It's over.
- We should say "nan, tossa ni".
- If you say "viking-san" we'll be like "what are you saying?"
- We'll be like this.
- This is terrible. - This is terrible.
- I said "viking-san" for the first time in my life.
- Because I've never said "viking-san". - You didn't put "san" on yourself.
- I've never said "viking-san" even though I have "viking" in my name.
- It's not like I made a mistake or anything.
- It was kind of embarrassing.
- I got a message from Kimura Yuichi-san the next day.
And I was like "What's up with that town?"
It's crazy, isn't it?
What's up with that town?
I got a message like that.
That's how crazy it is.
I see.
Did you remember this, Hamamatsu?
Yes, I did.
I don't think Nishimura remembers it, either.
That's funny.
I'm sure he doesn't remember it, either.
I see.
He's just pretending to be scared.
Besides Kotouge, there was another entertainer who made a huge mistake.
It's...
It's me! It's me!
It's a hamburger!
"Hamburger Show"!
It was a hamburger show where they showed off local Nagoya's common themes.
Nagoya Kawamura and Aichi Prefectural Governor Omura are very...
bad friends.
Hamburger!
What?
De shou ne
Sono mama
Aru aru
De shou ne
No!
Cut it out!
I won't do it!
No way!
I said "aru aru"!
I said "sono de shou ne"!
It doesn't say "hamburger"
I think it does say "hamburger"
Wait a minute!
I don't know what you're saying
I don't know why...
It's a joke!
One more?
Was it really a joke?
I understand.
Let me introduce you...
Hamburger
I think you know, but in Aichi Prefecture, there is a very strong cafe culture.
The "morning" that we do in the morning!
You know it, right?
Even though we say "morning", we do it until evening!
Ouch!
That was helpful!
After this, the comedians were driven into a corner by Downtown's recklessness!
After this, it's getting more and more "deluxe"!
If you don't see it, you can't watch it!
From now on, let's take a look at the entertainers who have been driven into crisis by "deluxe" products.
First of all, Mr. Dian Tsuda.
To appear in more variety programs, Mr. Nasukawa Tenshin, a fighter who learns reaction games from Mr. Dachio Club.
for beautiful human life
As instructed in Mr. Dachio Club's textbook, Mr. Nasukawa, who practices as it is, says...
for beautiful human life
As it is! As it was!
When I saw that of Mr. Tenshin and said "for beautiful human life" at the end, Mr. Tsuda said something like "You shouldn't say the same thing!"
That's right!
Right?
That's no good!
You don't like that, do you?
That's right!
What would you do if you were me?
You'd go in there and...
And you'd get water out of it...
Goi goi sui!
Kankan chance!
Are you kidding me?!
What are you doing with Goi goi sui?!
It's fine as long as it's not Goi goi sui.
Kankan chance!
Goi goi sui!
Next up is Mr. Oswald Ito.
Mr. Ito had been working as a cab driver for 10 years.
It's said that he learned a skill there.
It's called "troubleshooter" Ito Gotakeshi.
Gotakeshi?
It's quite a lot of work.
But even if it's just normal work...
You don't feel anything in your heart anymore.
It's a "how to" of Gotakeshi that you can never forgive.
So as a junior cab driver...
The trick is really simple.
Speed and power. That's it.
Oswald Ito's "Gotakeshi that you can never forgive" performance!
Hey you!
Excuse me.
The bill!
It's too high!
But this is what you ordered.
It's three oolong tea!
It's over 10,000 yen!
But I think you ordered it from the beginning.
You two don't talk to each other.
Can you call the waiter up there?
Yes, I'll call him up.
Excuse me.
What's up?
The customer at the table over there is very angry.
The bill is a little high.
What's the temperature?
It's scorching hot.
What about the price?
I'm sorry! How was it? It's high! It's high, isn't it? It's expensive! It's an unthinkable price!
I'm sorry! It's a mistake! Can you lower the price a little? How much is it? It's three times higher, but I'll lower it by one!
Don't look at me like that! I'm sorry! I'm afraid! I know you are not a kind customer, but I know you are doing something bad!
In BOKUNHAMADA, ITO OSWALD FACES OFF AGAINST...
- Can you come with me? - Yes, excuse me.
- I'm sorry about this. - No, no, no.
- She said we should go out together after the show. - Yes.
- But it's strange. You don't pay me for that. - But you have a contract with us.
- I don't care about the contract! - But...
- Convince me somehow. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- I can't do it. - You can't do it.
- I can't do it. - The customers at the other table are very angry.
- The temperature is... - It's still high.
- I don't want to go. - Hey! Shut up!
- Can you do it? - I'm sorry!
- What's that? - Yes.
- What's that? - I'm sorry.
- You convinced her, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- How much is it? - It's 24,000 yen.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
- 24,000 yen? Is it okay for you? - Yes.
- If you pay me 24,000 yen... - Is it okay for you?
- But I'm quitting today. - You can't do it!
- You can't do it!
- I've met many different people.
Next, Mr. Goto and Mr. Koumoto, the chief of staff.
Mr. Goto does many things like being a program host.
But he is not good at...
I can't do anything but impersonate.
I'm trying hard to think of something.
- That's fine. - Mr. Lupin, please.
Oh, Mr. Police Officer!
Don't say that!
- Mr. Police Officer... - Have you heard of it?
- Have you heard of it?
You're walking in the middle. You're a bad boy.
- What are you talking about? - Call me a good boy!
- Mr. Police Officer!
Mom!
Mr. Koumoto is also not good at...
After you say "what's next?" you get a few seconds.
When I say something, the last thing I say is...
- I think you're great. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Let's try it. - You said "scary."
- I can impersonate, too. - Let's try it.
- Mr. Hamada, please. - Sounds good.
- Mr. Koumoto, please. - Got it.
- Scary. - Scary.
- Mr. Koumoto, please. - Let's do it.
Koumoto is getting more and more deluxe.
If you don't watch it, you can't do it.
- This generation is no good. - Scary viewership rate is high.
- Scary. - Scary.
- But... - Old men and women can watch it.
- Koumoto is getting more and more deluxe. - It's definitely scary.
- Let's do it, Mr. Nakao. - Me?!
Mr. Nakao, are you ready?
Koumoto is getting more and more deluxe!
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it and sleep, okay?
Koumoto is getting more and more deluxe!
That's how it is.
- Why are you suddenly giving points? - Scary.
- Can we watch it again? - No.
- Let's watch it one more time. - One more time.
- Lastly, Rina. - Me?
- More and more deluxe! - Watch it, watch it, watch it and sleep, okay?
- Rina, you did it. - Let's watch it.
- Let's watch it, Mr. Masumoto. - Let's watch it, Mr. Masumoto.
- This is it. - This is very good.
- The next is Dantan Deluxe! - Yes! Dantan Deluxe!
- No, no, no, no. - You're wrong.
- No, I'm not wrong at all.
- You're wrong. - I'm not wrong at all.
- I'm laughing because you're listening to me, but if you were to do it normally... - Yes, I would.
I can't tell which one is true and which one is false!
The quiz will continue to be released!
Also, Matsumoto Hitoshi's photo will be released for a year!
The quiz will continue to be released!
The next quiz is the 4th one!
Let's watch the video!
These two are guests of the quiz!
Go To The Top! We are J.One!
I'm Shiroi Aniki! I'm Yonashiro Sho!
It's been a while, Hamada-san and Matsumoto-san!
It's been a while!
Last time we went to Downtown Deluxe together...
I don't remember your name!
We were quite nervous...
It was quite a long journey!
It was my first appearance and I was quite nervous...
I tried my best to leave a mark...
But it was a failure!
It's a little embarrassing now...
At that time, Matsumoto-san praised me with one word...
It made me laugh and I was very happy!
Mr. Shiroiwa introduced a strange private life of eating in a dark room, but...
The darker you kick, the calmer you get. That's less stressful.
So I can take a bath in the dark, too.
You don't turn on the light in the bath, do you?
No, I don't.
And I'm shining, so I don't need much light.
What's wrong with you?
You're wrong!
I know what you're talking about!
I haven't told you anything!
Mr. Shiroiwa slipped and fell, but Mr. Matsumoto saved him somehow!
A person's name?
Someone's name?
Mr. Yasuo, do you remember?
Not a single one!
But I don't even remember their names!
You're Shiroiwa, aren't you?
There's no one on the left!
Who's on the left?
Kisarame!
Kisarame isn't that tall!
I'll show you the correct answer!
I really don't know!
I'm shining, so I don't need much light.
What's wrong with you?
That's not it!
It's like Roland's Deccaba!
I didn't say anything!
It's too early for Deccaba!
That's right!
He said it!
At that time, I was so nervous that I couldn't remember.
Your memory is gone, right?
No, my memory is gone.
Every time I talk about Downtown Deluxe,
I try to leave a mark in myself.
I want to say it in the dressing room.
I think about it, but I can't say it.
Even if I say it, it will slip away.
Because you work too hard.
That's right!
So we'll work a little harder.
Please let me say it someday.
As for me, I'm not that stupid.
But you can say it.
Roland can say it.
It's like a slow ball.
That's why you can't remember it.
It's too early for me to say it.
I see.
You don't remember it, do you?
It's like a stick.
A stick?
A stick.
Let's look at Matsumoto's photos and say a word or two.
First of all, let's look at Yoshiko's funny photos and say a word or two.
I brought some funny photos.
All of Yocchan's photos are funny.
But recently, Hamada and I have been working together.
We're working together.
I think Yocchan is funny, too.
So I brought it.
Let me see it.
Here it is.
This is an American visa.
She's a killer.
Why?
She took it as soon as I said "meat".
So when I pay a lot of money and put it out, people stop me saying "You put meat or vegetables in your bag, don't you?"
Meat or vegetables in my bag...
She's a killer.
She's amazing.
She's a killer when she gets a high salary.
She has a serious face.
Next, let's look at Barbie's favorite photos and say a word or two.
Here it is.
In April of this year, Barbie happily married a 6-year- old middle school student.
She was particular about the photos she took for her wedding anniversary.
I took a lot of photos instead of her.
She's so cute!
She's so stylish!
What's this? Where did you get it?
Where did you get it?
I took it on the spot.
What's this?
I took seven poses in the city in one day.
As a hidden theme, it's about two people who met in any era and any place.
It's so sexy!
What's this? It's gorgeous and sexy.
This is...
It's scary! It's scary!
It's scary!
They ran away from a bonfire.
It's scary! It's scary!
Next, let's look at Ken Naoko's photos and say a word or two.
While he's eating, he's taking photos of himself and posting them on social media.
Not at all.
The bottom right corner.
The bottom right corner!
Isn't it terrible?
It's terrible!
You're laughing at me!
But it's because of the curtains.
You're laughing at me!
I can't get out of it at all.
No, no!
It's too close!
These curtains...
Really?
Next, let's look at Haruna Kondo's photos and say a word or two.
In the corner of "Entertainers 24", we introduce Haruna's day.
She's wearing a girl's clothes.
I can't say anything.
The morning show is over, but she quit it.
Her life has changed a lot.
Yes.
You don't have to stop me!
You look like a rowking!
No one kicked me!
No one!
It's working!
I can't stand up!
I just woke up!
No one kicked me!
Let's go back to the quiz!
Is it the last one?
Yes, it is.
Why didn't I touch it?
You did it in the middle!
Go ahead!
She is the one who talked about me!
Who is it?
Good evening, Mr. Dantan.
Good evening!
I'd like to present "Kansai dialect Ayoya" to you two.
Yes, yes.
I said "hamada" to you, "hamada" to you, and "matsumoto" to you.
Of course you remember what I said, don't you?
So...
Here's the question.
First of all, please watch this video.
Just do it.
I once showed a technique of seducing a man in Kansai dialect, "ayueo", in a program.
Well, it's like a joke, but...
It's hot!
Shimizu Airi, who specializes in seducing men and making "ayueo" into a work of art,
This time, Shimizu-san is going to do it in a turntable version.
It's "hamada".
"Hamada"?
Did you call me "hamada"?
Here's the "hamada".
"Hamada"!
Well, it's been a long time ago.
I'm a man like a hyena.
It's been a long time ago.
She's drunk.
Ask her.
I'm not a man yet, but...
She's drunk.
Will you play with me boldly?
Good!
She's got a little bit of a courage.
A little bit!
She's got a little bit of a courage.
Good!
I want to get drunk.
Good!
It's terrible. My chest hurts.
Good!
No, no, no.
What was the last word I said?
Please answer.
Why did you take it off?
Is it because of C?
I'll cut it anyway.
No, I don't remember at all.
It's not C at all, is it?
But you took it pretty well, didn't you?
I did.
This is a long time ago.
This is before Corona.
But two years ago!
It was when the show started.
We're still looking for it.
That's right.
I was a little nervous.
It's not good.
I'm sorry.
I really don't know.
Here's the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
What are you doing?
With Chimmy and Airi's rampage,
"Downtown" is also on fire!
In addition, the precious video of "Downtown"
involving the guests is also released!
Thank you!
So far,
we have provided and sent it
with the sponsor you see.
Here's the correct answer.
Here you go!
I want to catch it!
It's big!
It's still in there!
Wow!
It's a terrible chest plate!
Good!
Next!
C!
It's white and doesn't look good.
What are you doing?
I couldn't see their embarrassed faces.
It was great!
What are you shooting?
What's the theme?
I want to dance.
What are you doing?
It's terrible.
Terrible?
This girl is really...
What's wrong?
Please don't do DX again!
No, I won't!
There were many things.
But in the end, it was this problem!
Like Arisa Shimizu, they also chose the moment when Downtown is involved in the guests.
First of all...
I recommend you this!
Tomoko Kaneda is wearing a laughable day while wearing a laughable item in her pouch.
She will introduce a laugh bag that will make you laugh and make you laugh endlessly.
Can you bring me a laugh bag?
Why do I have to do that?
But that's your wish, isn't it?
To be honest, I hate it!
You like it and you say it!
If you do it every time, it might change.
It's annoying!
What's that?
C!
What do you want me to do?
You'll press my nose, right?
Then you'll press my laughable nose, right?
I'll do it! I'll press it!
I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll show you my face!
Like this!
It's really scary!
It's going well for now!
It's going really well for now!
You have a laughable nose, right?
I'll do it!
It's going well for now, but I feel sorry for you!
Next is "MitoRythm"!
Today is the first appearance of GALAX!
It seems that they have a special skill that they want to do no matter what!
It's called "MitoRythm's usual rhythm story".
Can I try it?
Sure!
Thank you!
I hope you like it!
Yes!
First of all, "MitoRythm's usual rhythm story"!
And we will get some questions here!
For example, if you say "school",
you can say "gynecology" like "water flow is strong"
and you can divide "usual" and "speed" like this.
You can say anything, right?
You can say "anything" and you can divide "speed" like this.
This is amazing!
Next is "MitoRythm's usual rhythm story"!
"If you go to the hospital",
"you will be cured"!
He's doing it again!
For the first time?
He's doing it for the first time!
For the first time?
And it was funny, wasn't it?
When you said "hospital", I was like "oh, it hurts!".
It wasn't that rude.
Then, Mr. Mazon, can you try it?
Me and you, Mr. Mazon.
Oh, you want me to do it?
Yes.
Even though it's not my special skill?
He's putting a lot of pressure on me,
so I'll do it no matter how difficult it is.
Got it.
Can I say "kamii"?
"kamii" is more...
"shimotoku" is more...
"shimotoku" is more difficult, right?
Yes, that's right.
Then, I'll give you the answer.
One, two...
"MitoRythm's usual rhythm story"!
"If you eat breakfast",
"you eat tea"!
"If you eat breakfast", "you eat tea"!
Next up is Mr. Cunning Takeyama!
The free announcer next to him, Ms. Baba Momoko,
has something to say about Mr. Takeyama.
I've been thinking about it for a while now,
but Mr. Takeyama really stinks.
I've been thinking about it for a while now, too.
If it wasn't for you, I'd have held you back.
Today, for the first time...
For the first time, I've been thinking about it for a while now,
and I've been told to shut up.
Today, I'll shut up about Takeyama.
What is this?
I'm sorry for Takeyama!
No way!
Takeyama's mouth doesn't smell!
What are you doing?
Takeyama!
Wait a minute! Thank you very much!
Takeyama!
No, I don't like it like this!
Takeyama, I'm begging you!
No, I'm going to be frustrated like this!
Suddenly you told me like this!
Hey, Takeyama!
Hey, can I?
Takeyama!
It's strange!
It really stinks!
Next, Yamahiru who is trying her best!
It seems that the entertainer's friends also have serious worries that shock them.
My navel...
My navel looks like a hole in my butt!
Wait a minute!
It really stinks!
Why?
Let me talk! Let me talk!
It really stinks! It really stinks!
Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
I don't like it either!
I've been working hard because I don't like it.
Why rock paper scissors! It really stinks!
Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
Who will sacrifice that steak?
Why rock paper scissors! It really stinks!
Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
I really can't do it.
It's really bad.
I got it!
What's up with you?
It's like the end of the world!
The next episode of "DX" is "The Strongest Face Diagnosis"!
A big diagnosis of hidden personality from facial parts!
His small bones are very hard and he has a lot of acne.
On top of that, he has dark circles on his forehead!
He's the type of person who tries to get the maximum benefit with minimal means!
That's exactly what an anime recording is like!
You can't get any bad parts!
Look forward to the next episode!