AISubs v3.5
You're working out a lot, aren't you?
You can sue me for this, can't you?
Tonight's "deluxe" is about a celebrity who has a great past.
A series of dark confessions and downtown Moira.
Last year, it was 320,000 yen in total.
I made my debut.
When I joined, I was like, "What's this?"
It's a new play.
I can't do any jokes.
What's with that expression?
It's like everyone's fighting with toothpicks for survival knives.
Here's the bug!
"Chocopra showdown"?
I can't do any jokes. What does this mean?
What does it mean?
It's a song.
It was pretty long, but it was pretty good.
For example, in the first year...
We were on TV for the first time in the same season.
Edoharumi was in the same season.
Eno-san was in the same season.
He was the first one to break.
We were on TV for the first time since Edoharumi.
It was King of Condor's final show in its third year.
Yes, it was.
It was King of Condor's first show.
But we couldn't really take a break from there.
We were in England for a long time.
It's like, it's been a while since a theater in Yoshimoto was built in the middle of nowhere.
That's right.
There was a playhouse in the middle of nowhere.
And we were allowed to perform there as young people.
But the performance there was pretty strict.
So you were allowed in?
Yes, we were told to leave.
It wasn't a play, it was a play.
We weren't allowed to do a play.
So we were like, "What's a play?"
I'm sorry, but we have a video of it.
It can't be helped, right?
It's not a thing, right?
It's not a thing, but it's a play.
It can't be helped.
Wait, wait, aren't you guys playing around?
We work hard every day.
Hikari, you have a nice voice.
And you sing really well, too!
You'll definitely be recognized!
But for now, I don't have any fans.
You do!
Huh?
In front of you...
Are there any customers?
Yes, there are.
There are.
I think you've seen it for a while now, but it's not funny at all.
It's a play.
That's right.
It's not like that.
You look like you're having fun.
No, I'm not.
You're not laughing.
No, I'm not.
I heard about a rehearsal.
Yes.
And you have to rehearse for about three weeks.
And you have a week off.
So you get a whole month off.
And in the afternoon...
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
And you don't pay for rehearsals.
You don't pay for transportation, either.
So the more you rehearse, the less you get paid.
That's right.
There's a director who directs us.
But he's pretty strict.
It's Minato!
That's right.
You know him, don't you?
Minato...
I know him.
We know him, too.
Yes, when we were in MSC.
He directed us, too.
Really?
He said he used to direct NHK's dramas.
But is that true or not?
There are a lot of urban legends.
Urban legends.
Minato has his own way of directing.
I don't know what he's saying.
When we're on stage...
In a movie...
They say, "You're on fire!"
You're on fire!
I don't know what to do about it.
You're on fire!
I don't know what to do about it.
I know what you're saying, but I don't know what you're saying.
Minato...
When we're on stage, people say, "Dark Ducks are on fire!"
Dark Ducks is an old band.
They stand in a straight line.
Yes, they stand in a straight line and sing.
But they say, "You're on fire!"
They can't stand in a straight line.
Yes, they can't stand in a straight line.
But they say, "Dark Ducks are on fire!"
That's a bad thing about Dark Ducks.
I've never seen it, but I hate Dark Ducks now.
I hate Dark Ducks now.
Dark Ducks is an evil band.
What do you think about what we've just heard?
Chocoprasan is everywhere on TV now.
Chocoprasan...
Are you my senior?
Don't say that.
Are you my senior if you have money?
I don't have money.
I didn't know there were such dark ducks.
Have you ever challenged yourself to sell something in Nishigoi?
Yes, I have.
Except for jokes, it's all about jokes.
Jokes are important.
I didn't have any jokes until then,
but when I was asked to do a one-time joke,
I suddenly did it and people liked it.
I thought, "Jokes are good."
And I started doing jokes.
How long ago was that?
It's been about 25 years now.
I haven't sold anything since I started doing jokes.
I thought it was about two or three years ago.
What do you mean about 25 years ago?
25 years ago...
Tell me about it!
You've been doing it for a long time.
I've been doing it for a long time, but...
You're lying!
But now, this year, last year...
Yes, I tied my hair.
You tied your hair.
What are you doing?
Can you do something for me?
Can I do a representative joke?
I'll do it.
Caramel is a silver road!
I can say it.
I can say it!
To whom?
I can say it!
Can I say something funny?
Can I say something else?
Yes, you can.
Chocobanana is kirabiraka!
I can say it!
Hasegawa, sit down!
You've been trying new things like chocopura.
Yes, I've been focusing on YouTube.
I've been doing "bad-faced contest" there.
It's pretty popular.
Chocolate Planet's YouTube channel has produced many popular videos.
It's very popular now.
This time, we're going to do "bad-faced contest".
When you're caught and you come out of a building, you have a really bad face, don't you?
Yes, you're right.
How do you do it?
Oh, like this!
That's not good.
You'll get drunk and report it to the taxi driver.
Oh, I see.
You can even do it in a police station.
In a police station?
Yes, you can!
Wow, that looks like a bad way of riding!
It looks like you're riding in a convenience store.
It looks like you're on the same boat.
The video shows how he rides and does what he does.
The number of views is over 5 million times!
I see!
Depending on how you ride, things can get bad.
The way you stop, the way you use the telephone...
You can do a lot of things!
Actually, I was thinking of letting Hamada-san do it.
I got a video of Hamada-san and made it.
So it's more natural!
Yes, it's more interesting when it's natural.
There's a video of Hamada-san leaving the studio.
I edited it a little bit.
You can say that!
Why not?
We have to watch it!
Let's watch it!
Please watch it!
That's terrible!
Hamada-san said, "It's bad no matter where you cut it off."
Even if you cut it off, it will look like this.
His wife is a king in Don Quay.
It's a violent generation.
It's a violent generation!
And I saw this criminal group somewhere in the Philippines.
But it's amazing!
Because you have a bad body, you make people around you look bad, too!
Your badness makes people around you look bad, too!
That guy next to you has a bad face, too!
Does this make me look bad?
That's right!
Does it make me look bad?
It's not like that in Missouri.
It's funny, though.
Next, of course!
I'm the one who made "Like Dance"!
Three and a half years without a new song, "The Pump"!
The truth behind V-shaped recovery!
"The Pumper" debuted as a four-member dance and vocal group in 1997.
After that, the number of members increased repeatedly, and Tomo joined in 2009.
From 2014, it will start again as a current seven- member formation, but the CD released will not sell at all.
It will become so popular that it will not release a new song for three and a half years.
What did you do for those three and a half years?
We sing and dance.
So we went anywhere.
Whether it's free of charge or not, we went to a shopping mall.
Oh, you mentioned it!
We went to the busiest shop on the first floor and stood there with the same eyes as the audience and sang for free there.
You were like a distant singer in the past!
Everyone said that!
But Tomo didn't join "The Pump" for that.
That's right!
Why are you doing this?
When I joined "The Pumper", I had a gorgeous image, but when I debuted as a dancer and joined "The Pumper", I thought, "What is this?"
Like a shopping mall?
Like a shopping mall!
I dreamed of a more martial arts feeling when I joined "The Pumper", but when I joined "The Pumper", it was very narrow.
At that time, we were seven people, but from here to about here is horizontal and behind is only about one meter.
Seven people there!
That's what "dark ducks" are!
You have to dance there!
It doesn't make sense if you don't dance, right?
That's right!
From there, we gradually...
Have you ever done "donki"?
"Donki" too!
"Donki" is a little narrow.
"Donki" doesn't have such a wide area.
We made it by force!
We made a stand and moved it a little, and various products came out.
After overcoming such difficulties, the new song released after three and a half years has exceeded 200 million views on YouTube.
"USA" as you know.
But there are new problems here, too.
What did you think of it when you first heard it?
To be honest, I'm saying this now, but it's ugly!
It's the worst! It's over!
It's been a long time since we released a new song, and we got excited and listened to it.
"Eurobeat", I thought I'd do it later in time.
But it's ugly!
I see.
The choreography that everyone was dancing and dancing to was Tomo's idea.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
This, this, this.
It's a good story.
I was caught up in a love affair with Hamada.
Really?
I'm so happy!
This...
It's worth 500 million yen, isn't it?
It came up right away, but you thought about it a lot, didn't you?
When I heard the song, I thought it was ugly as a choreographer.
And "Eurobeat"...
You said "America"!
In Katakana, right?
Because it's ugly and cool.
And I'd never choreographed "Eurobeat" before.
Right.
I was wondering what to do.
I see.
And I was in America at the time.
Yes.
In America, "shoot dance" was really popular.
"Shoot dance" is actually doing it like this.
I see.
Like this.
This is the main part.
I don't know if it's my habit or not, but...
Is it your habit?
My thumb antenna stood up like this.
Like this.
By chance.
Was it originally like this?
Yes.
You're dancing.
By chance.
By chance?
And when I was dancing, my habit was like this, so I was teaching everyone like this.
I see.
And when we decided to shoot the music video,
I thought, "Huh? Everyone is dancing like this."
No, you're dancing like this.
I'm copying you.
I'm teaching you like this.
I didn't say it, but I thought you were dancing like this.
And when I saw it, the first thing I thought was, "Isn't this like "iine"?"
"iine" is like this, right?
"iine" is like this.
I see.
And then I named it "atonose dance."
Right, right, right.
Wow.
And I named it "iine dance."
Yes.
It's amazing.
The god of dancing has come down.
Yes.
By chance.
I see.
I just have one thing I want to say to Tomo.
Yes.
Um...
Of course I'm like that, too. We're from the downtown generation, aren't we?
I love downtown so much that it's unusual for me.
I don't think there's anything I haven't seen.
I've loved it for a long time.
And I've been saying in the dressing room all day, "Oh, my God, I'm scared, I'm scared."
You two should be looking forward to meeting.
I'm talking like this right now, but you probably didn't sleep last night, either.
There's something I really want to do.
That's right.
What do you want to do?
Since we can go out today...
Yes.
You know the "like dance" in the U.S.A.?
Yes.
I made a dance that you two imagined.
What?!
And so, Tomo's face is the U.S.A. "downtown" version!
Music, start!
U.S.A.!
You're working out your muscles!
No, no, thank you.
To be honest, Matsumoto-san, your muscles...
Thank you very much!
Pianist and YouTuber, Harami-chan Theater!
The one who saved me from being trapped...
The one and only god!
It's Harami-chan!
It's my first appearance.
What's wrong with you, Harami-chan?
You haven't made any public announcements.
I've hidden all my personal information.
From your age, where you're from...
I haven't made any public announcements.
Not at all?
That's right.
I was a company employee until about a year and a half ago,
so I didn't want people to know who I was.
So you're saying you were a company employee until about a year and a half ago?
YouTube has over 300 million views!
Popular pianist and YouTuber, Harami-chan!
Yes.
The one she plays is...
What's this place?
There's a piano at a station or something like that.
It's located at stations and shopping malls all over Japan.
It's a street piano.
There are a lot of amazing people.
Once you start playing,
you can meet a lot of people.
Harami-chan met a pianist at the age of four.
She entered a prestigious music college and aims to become a professional pianist.
But she falls ill and can't play anymore.
One day, the weather of life will change and you will become popular overnight.
Let's explore the beautiful reverse life, its light and darkness.
Harami-chan, you've been playing since you were four years old.
My older brother was playing the piano when I was four years old.
Your older brother was playing the piano when you were four years old.
You say a lot of things.
You don't have to say that much.
Was your teacher strict?
My teacher was very strict.
I had lessons for about eight hours.
Wait a minute.
Actually, Masumo-san also learned how to play the piano.
Really?
Yes.
For about four days.
Really?
I said I started playing when I was four years old.
Have you stopped playing?
For about four days.
Your teacher was strict.
Why did you stop playing?
I don't know.
After this, we will find out why Masumoto Hitoshi graduated from the piano.
You've endured it for four days.
That's a good answer.
You can only approach and teach piano.
It's a machine.
Have you already quit?
How many years have you been playing?
I joined Ennes in Osaka.
I haven't worked that much.
I don't have anything I want to do.
I'm still playing the piano.
Mr. Wilson is amazing.
Every time he plays, I get excited.
Before that, he was the youngest.
He was 12 years old.
After the lesson, he said,
I want to go out.
I don't think I can stand it.
Yamada started playing when he was four years old in Sparta.
As a result, Arami entered a famous music school.
Yes, I was able to enter a music school.
When I entered the music school,
I felt like I was in my stomach.
I felt like I was talking to a music score during my break.
I like music too much.
Is there such a person?
I felt like I was talking to a musical note.
What kind of world is this?
I came to know the reality.
What did you do with it?
Did you quit playing the piano?
I quit.
What?
I want to live a second life.
If there is such a great person in the world, it is impossible.
I thought it was impossible for me to work so hard.
So I quit.
But I got a job at a company that had nothing to do with piano music.
Were you a beginner?
Yes, I was a beginner.
Can you give me a question?
What's wrong with it?
How long have you been working?
I can't tell you that.
Why is it "harami-chan"?
Because I like meat.
Isn't "harami" better?
Oh!
Then I'll buy it.
It's better for you to have it.
"Harami" is better.
What made you start playing the piano again?
I like playing the piano too much.
I like doing my job forever.
So I lost my job and was staying at home.
At that time, a senior at my company said to me, "Are you okay?"
Let's go to the street piano for a change of pace.
It's been a while since I went out and changed my clothes and did my makeup.
I thought there was something like a street piano.
I played a song called "Zenzenzensei" by RADWIMPS in Shinjuku.
My senior at my company recorded it on his phone and uploaded it to YouTube.
It got about 300,000 views.
I used to be a manager.
I'm a singer now.
Are you a manager now?
Yes, I'm a singer now.
I heard you have another savior.
Hiroze Komi.
He's also very popular on YouTube.
When I didn't have any subscribers at all,
I suddenly got a reaction on Twitter saying, "I like her."
I got involved with him and collaborated with him on the street piano.
Let's take a look at it.
That's amazing!
If you collaborate with him, you'll lose yourself!
I'll take everything with me!
That's amazing!
That was so much fun!
That's amazing!
So you decided to do it?
Yes, we met in Beroce.
That's awesome!
You said where you met.
Beroce.
That's amazing!
It has about 10 million views now.
I see.
Everyone, Harami-chan is called "human iTunes".
That's right.
Most of the songs I've heard are like that.
You can't play it like that.
Any song you request will be played live.
Even if you try it, it's difficult to sing with your mouth.
Harami-chan does it with the piano.
But she knows the generation.
That's right.
But...
Young people like it better, don't they?
Most people don't know it.
You can't play it like that.
Then I'll play it.
My song.
"Glass Boy".
It's painful and sad.
It's an old song.
That's amazing!
It's like a movie.
I see.
Here we go.
Yes.
Um, first single, "don da kei no hosoku" (what kind of law is it)
I don't know!
What is that song?
No, first single of Ikko-san, "don da kei no hosoku" (what kind of law is it)
Let me hear it.
"yoropiku, yoropiku, yoropiku" (european music, european music, european music)
I don't know.
Then, second single.
Then, second single, "gojasu" (gorgeous) please.
I don't know!
Then, third single.
I thought you all know it.
I don't know, but I don't know.
Then, "however" of Gray-san.
Masego.
Yes.
"touchi" (touch)
Then, the last one.
"agamuchi" (agamuchi) strong.
Cheers!
"Maruyama" please.
"Oyoage" by Taiya Kisei.
"Yoasobi" by Yoru ni Kakeru.
"LaLaLa" love song.
This is old.
"Fushio" by Fushio Elementary School.
"Daichi" by Tomu Bokura.
"Maruyama" by Maruyama Karina.
Speaking of "curry-like transformation",
"Maruyama" by Maruyama Karina is also a former member of "Ladies' Co." Japan.
However, in her main job, soccer,
"Maruyama" seems to have made a terrible mistake in the past.
"Maruyama" After I quit soccer,
"Maruyama" the people in the agency wanted me to comment on soccer.
For the first time in my job, I got a comment.
At the time of that comment, for example,
Maruyama-san, what do you think of this player?
Well, even if you say so,
well,
"he's really "curry-like","
curry-like
There are also players like "Matsuo-san", right?
So, at that time, when I was asked "what do you think of him?",
"Wow, his "curry-like" is amazing," or
It's not something we can say.
We don't want to hear it.
But I said it.
So, comment...
It's not a comment.
But when I first saw it,
at the moment I saw it, I thought it's "curry- like"
so I said "curry-like"
or I said "his name is really "excited"
Since then, I haven't received a comment.
That's natural.
But when you're playing, the explanation is different, isn't it?
That's right.
So I was playing with my senses, and I was saying "look" all the time, and since then it hasn't come once.
And I think it's like this now. Do you understand?
To be honest, I don't know.
49 years old old man and Mr. Harumaki!
A low-ranked entertainer who has made many mistakes!
It is a great reversal of unconscious love!
By the way, who are you in the band?
Yes, I was the 5th generation of N.E.C. in Tokyo.
Keisei, Nobushikobushi and Peace are in the band.
And also Mr. Nonstyle and Mr. Audrey.
I see, I see.
I see.
You were originally in Yoshimoto.
Yes, I was in Yoshimoto for about 3 or 4 years.
I see.
And you were in Hasegawa.
Yes, I was in Hasegawa for about 25 or 26 years.
I was in Hasegawa with Tata and Toshi and Black Mayonnaise.
I see.
Everyone, you didn't sell for more than 20 years.
Yes, more than 20 years.
You said you wouldn't do it anymore.
That's true.
But I didn't have money and I didn't have a job.
Electricity and water were often stopped.
I see.
Once, my house's electricity was stopped and I couldn't pay for it.
It was pitch black.
At that time, I had to go to a beef bowl restaurant from 10 pm.
I woke up at 9 pm and found a toothbrush and brushed my teeth in the dark.
I had to shave my beard and wear a T-shirt.
I had to wear a mirror and it was dangerous without a light.
I didn't have a light and I was wondering what to do.
I happened to be in a corner of the second floor.
Yes.
And there was a traffic light in the corner.
I thought it was this and thought it was the traffic light.
I went near the window and brushed my beard in the traffic light.
I think some of you have brushed your beard in the traffic light.
Really?
And blue is easier to see and red is harder to see.
I think there is a color relationship.
I see.
Yes, it is.
So I stopped when it was red and brushed my beard when it was blue.
I protected the traffic light in the house.
I'm hungry.
I see.
This is a good life.
You worked part-time for a long time.
I started working part-time when I was 16.
I worked part-time for more than 30 years.
Is this only one part-time job?
You also worked part-time for a long time.
I can't count.
This is only one part-time job, isn't it?
This is only one part-time job.
I worked more than 30 jobs.
I also worked about 15 jobs.
I worked part-time until the end of December last year.
You were a host.
The most memorable job for me was being a host.
When I was 20 years old, I saw an information.
You can sit down, drink and talk with girls and get money.
I thought it was a good job.
But I couldn't talk with girls at all.
I was still a virgin when I was 20 years old.
I didn't know anything about girls.
Even though I didn't know anything about girls, I couldn't talk with girls.
I couldn't gesture and talk with girls.
At that time, the manager told me to decide on a name.
And I had a junior named Kiyoshi, and I thought it was cool.
And I said, "How about Kiyoshi?"
"Oh, then Matsumoto Kiyoshi is good," said the manager.
And I got the name Matsumoto Kiyoshi and got a business card made.
And every time a customer came in, I said, "Hello, I'm Matsumoto Kiyoshi."
Every time I gave out business cards, I slipped.
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do it!
No, it's really fast. It happened.
What did you do when you got off the ship of Watanabe?
This was the worst part of my work.
What did Nishikigoi Watanabe experience after this?
What did Nishikigoi Watanabe experience after getting off the ship of Watanabe?
This was the worst part of my work.
What is it?
There is a ship coming from abroad.
They bring something out of the ferry that they don't know.
It's crazy!
They write words in cardboard that they don't know.
Like "e" with a dot on it.
It's like that.
I asked them what it is.
They said it's a rare vegetable.
Don't look for it anymore!
It's about 1kg, 10kg, 20kg.
You have to get it off the ship and carry it to the forklift.
The distance from the ship to the forklift is about a monitor from here.
If you carry it like this, your boss will tell you to run.
He'll tell you to run.
He'll tell you to run like this.
Even if you run like this, even if you walk like this, the time won't change.
I thought it was the first time in my life that I couldn't do it.
I pretended to go get the rain and ran away.
That's good. Then stop it.
Stop it.
Have you ever worked part-time at Downtown?
I just remembered.
With Hamada, Tommy's part-time job I don't know what it is.
He said it.
I don't know what it is.
In the end, I don't know what it is.
It's a shelf-down part-time job.
It's a small place.
He said it.
I'm tired and it's not a telephone booth.
It's stuck in your waist.
I'm pushing it all the time.
What does it say?
I don't know.
Does it have a number on it?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I think it's North Korea and Morse code.
Is that possible?
That's bad.
Did Hamada bring it?
It's like Watanabe.
We went out for lunch and ran away.
Didn't you say afternoon?
What do you mean?
I only had one day.
It's morning and I can't do it anymore.
I'm going crazy.
I can't do it anymore.
You have various part-time jobs.
Last year, you had a big break.
Thank you very much.
I got a lot of jobs.
I heard you have problems.
Yes.
I finally got some money.
People say I don't move.
I see.
I didn't know when I would move.
I asked people to bring their houses.
Take a look.
Let's go to Mr. Hasegawa's apartment in Tokyo.
Good morning.
Mr. Hasegawa has been living in a foreign country for 50 years.
What floor is this?
It's about 6.5 to 6.0 floors.
You have a lot of things.
Yes, I do.
Manga, magazines and clothes.
I don't have a lot of clothes.
It's been 9 years since he started living here.
It's 20 minutes away from the station.
He has been renting this room for 20 years.
I'm thinking of using it someday.
Even if I try to throw it away, it doesn't grow.
This is a paper bag in a paper bag.
I keep it because I might use it someday.
It's like a matryoshka.
What are you doing?
The number of clothes and paper bags thrown away continues to increase.
You have to throw away clothes you haven't worn yet.
In addition, there is a bath.
Is this red?
It's mold.
Is it mold?
I've never washed soap before.
I can't throw it away.
There is no shortage of strange things in the kitchen.
Ventilation fan.
That's right. It's a bad situation.
It's like a bath.
What are you doing?
Don't you clean up?
It's a bad situation.
I can't throw it away.
This is the real life of a 49-year-old single man who has finally taken a break.
Even chefs can't throw away their personalities like that.
I've only been drinking.
You've only been drinking.
This is really good.
Dressing.
I'm thinking of using it someday.
This is almost gone.
Are you okay for the first few days?
The first few days...
When was this?
It's June 23rd, 2020.
Huh? Has it passed?
It's 2021 now, right?
Yes.
Most of Meretoku's contents are expired.
But Mr. Hasegawa can't throw it away.
And after this, Hasegawa, the man who can't be thrown away,
finds a super-big treasure in his butt!
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Whether it's good or bad, Mr. Hasegawa is not ordinary but unique.
It is said that there is a treasure that cannot be thrown away for more than 40 years.
I got it back in elementary school.
I can't throw it away either.
At first, I liked Koro Koro Comics.
It inspired me to make an original comic called "Fight Comics".
I wrote all of the text.
I wrote kanji, hiragana, kanji and hiragana...
Like a different person, I used that idea.
ARCHERY CHAMPION SUB
It says that he doesn't know anything about archery.
SUPER RIDER KUN KAMEN RIDER
He is influenced by it, right?
This is Tsujita-san's article.
He is influenced by that article, right?
I was defeated in one shot.
Mr. Hasegawa, who continues to live in an old apartment with a strange sense of shame.
You've been there, haven't you?
I've been there.
You're making a lot of money, aren't you?
It's not like I'm making a lot of money.
But you've made more money, haven't you?
I've made more money.
But you don't know what's ahead of you, do you?
How much did you make last year and the year before that?
Last year, I made about 6,000 yen a month.
That's my salary.
Last year, I made about 20,000 to 40,000 yen.
I'm really looking forward to this year.
Last year's annual income was 320,000 yen.
Annual income?
Actually, I asked my agency for my salary for March.
Why?
It's real.
You don't know?
I don't know.
That's amazing.
You should move right away.
Can you move?
Wow, that's amazing.
Really?
That's amazing.
March.
One person.
28 million yen.
Why do you know about our salary?
That's impossible!
28 million yen is impossible!
I panicked.
Are you okay, Tsukami?
Why are you lying?
I don't know what's going on.
But I can move 200,000 to 300,000 yen.
That's amazing.
You can do it.
Next is...
This kind of idol...
For those of you who haven't seen it, "Fall in love with Johnny's for you for the first time in a long time"
Thank you very much!
In 1998, he joined Johnny's and worked with Kamirashi Kazuya-san and Master Takashi-san.
He also worked with Fukuda-san and Matsuzaki-san.
While they were making their debut one by one, "for you" was formed.
It was late 2011, when he joined Johnny's for the 14th year in a row.
Didn't you have a chance for "for you" for a long time?
I don't know about this...
There must be a lot of chances for Johnny's...
I don't know what kind of chances there are, but...
What I thought "is this it?" was...
Johnny-san asked me if I wanted to go to Hawaii.
Oh, I see...
Johnny-san took me to Los Angeles and Hawaii and gave me various experiences...
I see...
When I was in elementary school or middle school, he asked me when I was little...
I had never been abroad...
I was afraid of going abroad, so I said I didn't want to go...
You didn't know how you felt...
Johnny-san was in a strange mood...
Maybe the members who went to Hawaii at the time were Takizawa-kun and now Arashi's members...
Maybe if I had said it, I might have been one of Arashi's members...
I don't know...
But Johnny-san was very kind...
At that time, I couldn't say "what is it?"
I was a little disappointed...
Johnny-san went to Hawaii...
Johnny-san was kind when he went back...
I invited you, but you didn't go...
I bought you a souvenir...
I bought you shoes...
Nike shoes...
Johnny-san, I'm sorry, but I bought it for you...
Wear it...
I wore it because I was happy...
It was small and I couldn't wear it...
What is that action?
Johnny-san bought me shoes...
I didn't say "what is it?"
You said it as it is...
You said the shoes were small...
If my feet were a little smaller, I might have been one of Arashi's members...
That's what it means...
You're trying to fight with a rubber band, aren't you?
I see.
I've heard that your fame is low these days, so you've been in trouble.
I know that my fame is low in the world,
but my fame in the agency is also low.
What are you talking about? It's an agency!
It's low.
At that time, there was an event where a lot of Johnny's people gathered.
We were called as back dancers and went there.
But we didn't have our own dressing room.
Our dressing room.
We were back dancers and we were "for you".
It was fine.
We were waiting, but we had been in the agency for a long time,
so we were close with a big guy.
I see.
When a big guy passed by and asked "for you", "what are you doing here?", "don't you have a dressing room?",
we said "no, we don't, but it's okay".
Then, the big guy used his power and prepared a dressing room for us.
He brought us a long table and put it on the wall in the hallway.
Then, we said "we can use it here".
In a room or anywhere?
He brought us a long table and put it on the wall in the hallway and said "we can use it here".
Do you call it a dressing room?
I don't know if we were too careful,
but he put a "for you" dressing room paper on the hallway and we were there.
We were there when he put "for you" paper on it.
Then, juniors passed by and asked "what is "for you" dressing room?"
Good morning.
When everyone is holding survival knives, you are fighting with toothpicks.
I'm scared.
I can't do it.
It's his first time to challenge as a youngster.
I know.
It's his first time.
There are four of us, "for you", "what's you" and "to you" in "22".
We will challenge "m" too.
This year, too.
Really?
We enjoyed it.
How many times did you go?
We lost in the third round.
We lost in the second round before the first one and we lost in the third round before that.
Is there anything else?
We are the first group to have an official LINE account.
Four of us are doing it.
We are doing LINE LIVE every week.
It says that you failed to do a live broadcast in New Year's Day.
We did a LINE LIVE on January 1st.
We opened a mirror in New Year's Day.
We were going to do it while drinking, but we drank too much.
We became drunk.
Happy New Year!
New Year's Day this year.
We celebrated New Year's Day with an online live broadcast.
This is...
This is a drinkable drink.
After drinking like an idol, he got drunk in no time and ate a piece of bread.
I'll have some sake.
Who's next?
New Year's Day's hidden camera show.
Everyone seems to be in a hurry.
I think this picture is the most interesting.
It's so fast.
It's really fast.
We saw such a one-shot gag.
I'm already tired.
What?
What is this?
He puked.
Wow, he puked.
He showed the world the truth about Johnny's.
He gave up his voice.
He puked.
This is the first time, right?
Johnny's is the first time, right?
Yes, it is.
Johnny's is the first time, right?
He puked.
That's right.
It's a live broadcast.
Johnny's probably didn't puke.
You didn't say anything about this?
I didn't say anything about this.
It's a live broadcast.
You're not going to get scolded for this?
I didn't say anything about this.
It's scary that you didn't say anything about this.
Puking is cute.
There's a lot of complaints about Mr. Maruyama's behavior.
Good evening, Mr. Downtown.
I'm Detective Onan.
My wife buys a dog.
She sometimes pees on the carpet.
Normally, she washes or buys a carpet.
She does it like this.
For some reason, she cuts off the carpet.
She cuts off the carpet without choosing?
What does that mean?
It's like this.
It's definitely strange.
It's like this.
It's definitely strange.
Maruyama san, without choosing, will you cut the carpet? What in the world do you mean?
Me? It's like this. It's definitely strange.
It's like this. It's definitely strange.
It's new for me, I'm not used to it.
Action trick.
Duntan san, say something, too.
You don't do it in the washroom?
I do it in the washroom as well.
I do it in the washroom but...
when I pull up the carpet...
it seems like the carpet has a nice sole...
and I feel comfortable there.
So we have to cut off the bottom part or we will have to do it again.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know much about it, but there are more and more parts to cut, right?
That's right.
This carpet is about the fourth generation, but the first generation is like this.
It's really like this.
It's not a coaster, it's like this.
At the end?
Like this.
Next week, junior entertainers will show their performance on the stage of "Downtown".
I was eating a sweet candy and went into the studio.
I thought there would be another "Hammer" song.
No, no, no.
At 10:30 p.m., the official Instagram of "deluxe" is also open.
Four logos have returned!
Actors and entertainers led by Chocopra will show their performance on the stage of "Downtown".
Chocopra's performance will start at 11:59 p.m. tonight!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!