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Finalist's Private Life
Here you go, 24-year-olds!
A race champion and a finalist have gathered together.
First up is...
Hey, you there!
Magical Girl!
In last year's M-1 Grand Prix, she won with her unique worldview of manzai!
"Magical Lovely"!
And now, a unit of two adults!
First place goes to... "Hey, you there!"
And now, a third-place winner of "Shabekuri Manzai" is...
"Beatriz"!
She's the female judge.
She won with "The W"!
"Yoshizumi" and...
"Sanji's Heroine"!
Let's see how these five teams of finalists come up with their ideas!
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Aren't you crazy?!
Seriously?!
Oh, hello.
Wow, modern.
- You're good. - On the computer?
- Like an entrance examiner. - By the way,
What I'm talking about is...
Writing words like this that I'm curious about.
- Beans. - I wonder if I can come up with something like this.
I've been drawing since I was a kindergarten student, so when I notice a setting or something, I feel like I'm drawing it over here, but I haven't come up with anything yet.
Can you hang a dryer over there?
Isn't it an eye-catching scene?
Who?
It's already dark here.
This is where it's born.
I'd like you to ask me if you can make a new one.
I'd like to break through the gloomy clouds.
It's delicious.
It's cold in there.
This one's small.
It's a little old.
It's a little expensive.
That's right.
It's small.
It's not good.
There's an event in February, so I won't upload new jokes in Japan.
This is the basic style.
This is amazing.
Is there a setting?
If you talk slowly, you can talk about each other's house.
It's like this.
It's amazing.
This is the most authentic style.
What are you writing?
I'm not writing anything.
Why is Ito a successful writer?
They don't look alike.
They do look alike.
It's stylish.
It's a desktop.
It's like this nowadays.
It's a desktop and a telemarketer.
What's that? Are you checking it while looking at it?
It's a computer and a mouth.
The nail is complete.
It's a high quality and an otaku source.
It's very three-dimensional.
It's a very cute nail.
What's that?
It's a flag.
It's a cutback.
It's a mandala.
It's a pig.
It's not a pig.
You said it too much.
It's an otaku that went against the times.
There are many otakus today.
It's not related.
Look, it's coming out.
It's coming out.
It's amazing.
It's a fried chicken.
It's a fried chicken and a hot pot.
I love durian.
I love it.
I love durian.
It's a job.
Is it a job?
It's not healthy.
It's been a while since I've been out.
Today you're...
It's just right.
You're an old man.
It's good.
It's the theme of the month.
Women are very...
Remote angle.
I can't get it.
It looks hard.
OK.
I'll do it.
Yes.
I can't get it.
I came all the way here.
I'm doing this.
Yes.
I beg you to stop.
I need you to do it.
"Huh?
If I do this..."
Don't do it.
Do it again.
I can't get it.
Yes.
I came all the way here.
I come all the way here.
I came all the way here.
I should do this, right?
Yes.
What's this?
Oh, yes, yes, that's good.
I'm glad you chose this one, Drimtoe-san.
You're such a third party, Kaki-kun.
I make games and play games here.
I make games with a lot of these "a" numbers.
I don't think you know what this is, so I'll tell you what games you can play.
This is my representative work, "Breaking Blocks."
You move this Dekka-chan and dodge the ball.
If it hits you, you get bigger and it's harder to dodge.
You can't dodge it from here, but you can't dodge it from here.
In addition, the strongest mode is 5,480 yen.
If you buy this, you will be in the strongest mode.
You will be in the strongest mode.
As expected of Matsumoto-san.
No matter what I do, I bounce back.
I respect you two.
I'm sorry.
It's over.
I'm the strongest! I'm Kaki-omotta!
I'm Tecca-chan!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
This is how it is.
Your grandma is amazing! She's going crazy!
Why is she going crazy?
Wow! Your grandma is amazing!
Your grandma is amazing!
She's like an evil spirit.
Your grandma is amazing!
She wasn't that violent, though.
Your grandma is amazing!
Grandma!
She's calling you "grandma".
Is she in?
Grandma?
You failed!
I failed?!
Wow! Thank you very much!
This isn't a manzai, is it?
It's starting again! It's starting again!
Let's ask Hamada-san.
How was it?
What?
You said it was a manzai, didn't you?
Was it a manzai?
There you go again, as an entertainer.
Whether it's a manzai or not is being debated.
I see.
Did you think it was a manzai?
It's not a manzai.
It's confirmed.
The two of you said "downtown", so it's confirmed.
What do you think?
It's about the same level as "osura no matsushima- san".
Don't say it's about the same level!
"osura no matsushima-san" is the only one who said it wasn't a manzai.
He said it!
That's amazing!
"osura no matsushima-san" and "downtown" are the only ones who said it.
That's how you came up with the story.
I see.
You made a game, didn't you?
Yes, that's the story of how I won "R-1".
I don't know much about it, but...
What's wrong with you?
It's your fault!
What's wrong with you?
Did you do it on purpose?
No, I didn't do it on purpose.
You did it on your own!
You should have paid for it!
How much work did you have to do to win "R-1"?
In one month, I watched three or one TV show.
Until now.
Until now, yes.
That's 31 shows.
Yes.
That's 31 shows.
I watched TV almost every day.
Yes, you did.
I watched it in the green car.
Yes, you did.
That's fast.
It's fast.
When I got in the green car,
people who hadn't met me on the Shinkansen before came up to me.
I see.
When we got in the green car,
they finally came up to me.
Only Kumada Masashi-san looked a little irritated.
He was wondering why we were so fast.
How did you win 3rd place?
Yes, we have won more than 300 shows each year since we won first place.
But we haven't won first place yet.
Is it possible for three of you to win first place?
Is it possible?
If I win first place, won't I win first place?
I heard that if you win first place in a show race, you will win first place.
But "the w" is a woman, so I think she is looking down on you.
It's like that.
I had to pay for my work.
How about now? Do you have more work?
Yes, we do.
Until now, we have aired 16 shows per month mainly in Kansai.
But since M-1, we have been invited to appear in all countries.
That's right.
Now, we have appeared 18 times per month.
We are really successful now.
We are very happy to appear 18 times per month in all countries.
Thank you.
What about you two? What about the order?
No, we're the best in terms of growth rate, aren't we?
It was really too little.
So I did three or something like that.
Oh, 32 pieces!
32 pieces?!
That's amazing!
I used to have about one, but now I have 24 or something like that.
So you were the best in terms of growth rate?
That's right, that's right.
It was good, but...
But you definitely changed your glasses, right?
I didn't change them!
Which glasses are you talking about?
I didn't say that.
Which glasses?
When did you start talking like that?
Your voice is small, isn't it?
Get out of my way!
Do you have any other big voice like this?
Don't drink it!
You too, Yoshiyomi-san.
Your voice has increased, hasn't it?
Last year, I appeared in 5 TV shows in a year, and in one month, I appeared in 29 shows.
The day after I won the championship, I couldn't sleep and had about 6 jobs.
But I cried and told my manager that I couldn't do it.
I think it was the first time for me.
The day after I won the championship, I gave up my job.
What did you do the day after you won the championship?
We were amazing.
We had about 16 jobs in a row.
That's a lot of work!
And our stories were very popular.
We had to do it over and over again.
We couldn't do it anymore.
In the morning, we had about 6 stories in a row.
It must have been hard for you, Roder-san.
I thought of quitting halfway through.
If it was like this...
You won the championship, but Matsumoto-san and Kamirobo-san left.
How did you feel about that?
In the end, Matsumoto-san and Kamirobo-san left.
I put them in Koga prefecture.
Why?!
Are there individual buttons?
Yes, there are individual buttons.
You can't go in there, can you?
Where are you going?!
Why are you going in Koga prefecture?
What are you wearing on your tie?
It's a microphone!
It's noisy in there.
Are you really listening?
It's nice in there.
Can you close it?
It's been a long time since we've been told this, but...
When we were standing there, all three of us...
When all of us opened our eyes...
When Kami and Fubuki opened their eyes...
We didn't know who would win for a moment.
So, when Kami and Fubuki opened their eyes...
All of us were posing a little.
We thought we were strawberries.
You're right!
That's true!
You're right!
For the past 3 years,
I've been wondering what would happen to Kaminoma- san.
There was a twist.
At the end of the first episode,
he praised me a lot.
I thought, "Ah, my story about M-1 has finally ended."
But in the final episode, it was Oideyasu Koga- san.
I was a little shocked.
Also, since elementary school,
I've always admired Matsumoto-san.
I've always admired him.
When I was born again,
I gave out costumes to my friends.
But Matsumoto-san wouldn't let me in.
Is it strange that I was born again?
Am I not dead?
Are you alive?
He's in shock.
A miracle has happened.
A ridiculous thing has happened.
It's a God's prank.
A strange man exists.
As you can see,
it's a God's prank.
I heard something strange happened. What does it mean?
In M-1 Grand Prix, Osaka people like manzai very much.
Even in Kansai and Kanto, viewership is 10% different.
Osaka people watch M-1 Grand Prix very much.
On the day of M-1 Grand Prix, I went from Osaka.
Young men surrounded me and said, "Please do your best today."
I was walking in front of a cake shop and a woman in uniform came and gave me a cake.
She said, "Please do your best."
At last, a woman said, "You did a good job today."
She rubbed my back and said, "Take this and go."
She gave me something wrapped in a tissue from her pouch.
In this kind of situation, it's usually candy or Japanese sweets.
I received it and said, "Thank you."
But when I opened it in Shinkansen, it was just a wet tissue.
You mean you threw it away?
I threw it away.
For the first time in 30 minutes, I've been holding a piece of trash.
It's important to have something, isn't it?
It makes me angry.
Do you make up a story like that?
We are the same as Mr. Omajirabu.
We don't have a script, so we can't make up a story from the past.
We forget everything.
Because you don't have a recipe.
That's right. We forget everything.
Ms. Yoshizumi, apart from your increased work, is there anything else you're happy about?
Something I'm happy about?
I'm happy that I got to meet you.
You can meet me anywhere.
Not limited to one person.
There are many people who want to be one.
As expected, your name is...
Yes, we have the same name.
We were paired up in a quiz show and appeared.
We have a good compatibility.
The agency also tasted it and asked if we could sell a set.
I see.
How about you, Ritori? You were happy.
I was in the final of M-1 and there was no main ceremony, but I shouted "Tsurubei" and there was a rumor that I shouted "Tsurubei".
There was a rumor that I had to go to school greetings.
I see.
There was a rumor that I had to go to school greetings.
I was paired up with Tsurubei for the first time.
I went to school greetings and thought I had to apologize.
When we were in school, there was a rumor that Tsurubei came and I wasn't angry at all.
So, Tsurubei was a very good guy.
He was a very good guy.
I see.
Don't say "Tsurubei", say "conqueror".
No, no.
I'm not afraid of anything.
Do you think while taking a shower?
I can't concentrate if I don't make a sound at all.
So I can concentrate on the sound of water in the shower.
It seems to be scientific.
So, when I work outside, there is a sound source that only the sound of water is collected on YouTube.
I try to do it while listening to it.
There is a song that suits my current feeling.
Can you sing it for me?
Thank you.
Tottocalcho next door.
Tottocalcho.
Love is a gamble.
What song is that?
Hey!
That's the main story.
Excuse me.
What are you wearing on your feet?
Shoes!
Shoes.
Shoes!
Shoes.
How much did you earn before M-1?
I made about 80,000 yen in November.
You lost your job and earned 80,000 yen.
80,000 yen.
I have more jobs now.
I got this from Yoshimoto.
Who?
This is all for January.
Whose is it?
Why?
Wait a minute.
Can you do that?
From Yoshimoto?
It's going up.
It's going up, but I'm getting more.
It's January.
It's easy to get.
Yoshimoto!
Hey!
You two got paid by Yoshimoto.
Why didn't you say that?
The salary you received from Yoshimoto...
400,000 yen.
Why are you saying that?!
What are you doing?!
I'm getting it!
What are you doing?!
I'm getting it!
It's not like that!
Why are you saying that?!
What are you writing perfectly?!
400,000 yen...
It's worth it now, isn't it?!
If you get this, how much will you get?
Isn't it different?
It's my first time appearing on a show like this.
Jinnai-san, how about you?
For me, it's really low, but...
How much is it?
How much is it?!
Jinnai-san, what's the most expensive show?
No, but...
For me, it's "Deluxe" and...
Also, "Scutt Japan" on "Fujitame"...
If we're talking about shows...
The special edition is expensive, but...
No, but...
It's not much.
It's barely enough to get on that show.
Barely?
That show?
It's barely...
Two digits?
Two digits? It can't be three digits.
Ten?
It's really like that.
Ten?
"Juchoi" or something like that.
"Juchoi"?
It's like that.
Jinnai-san said "juchoi"?
It's really like that.
"Juchoi"?
"Juchoi"?!
No, it's serious!
If you say it like that...
I really think it's "Motel Hoy".
Do you think it's cheap?
No, no, no!
I'm saying it's expensive!
No, no, no!
It can't be like that!
It's getting weird!
I said it's expensive!
It's under 100,000 yen!
It's moving in front of me!
That's amazing!
It's moving in front of me!
I thought it was amazing!
I'm sorry, but you two have been doing it together for 50 years, right?
But we're both pingenin.
But you can't use "r" anymore, right?
But we still do pingenin.
So we use "r" again for M-1.
Are you still aiming for M-1?
I was looking at M-1 again.
Our catchphrase is "harmony of individuality and technique".
I think it would have been good even if it was old-fashioned.
So we use "r" again for M-1.
What?!
That's not how you say it!
You know it!
We use "r" again for M-1 as well.
We always say "Until when are you going to use "r"?!
"Are you going to use "r" again?"
Are you okay?!
Which doll are you talking about?!
So Sanji and Hirono are writing their own stories.
Yes, we are writing our own stories.
Recently, the two of you gave us ideas of what you wanted to do.
And Yumechi came up with some ideas of what you wanted to do.
Until then, you were just doing whatever you wanted to do.
Like cutting back, eating something, going to a nail salon...
You were doing whatever you wanted to do, right?
We were doing whatever we wanted to do.
Finally, Yumechi came up with his own story.
It's really scary.
Can you do it for us?
Can you show us a part of it?
Yussa yussa boing boing
Yussa boing boing
All over my boobies!
What?! Boobies?!
Yay! I'll show you my joy!
I'm holding back my pee!
What?! Pee?!
Did you notice?
The first female comedian who did "boke" and "tsukkomi"
This is her later "high heel"
Shower!
That's the story.
I used to do stories like this too.
I was nervous.
I thought you were wearing it a lot.
It's like you were born with it.
What did you do when you wrote stories?
Did you say that you didn't write stories?
I wrote words like notes.
I looked at the notes and said things like...
"If you do "boke" like this, how do you say it?"
You went on stage without finishing it, right?
I did say "tsukkomi" like this a few times.
That's all I said.
And I said it twice, about twice with my mouth.
And I stood up and said it a second time.
And when we were on stage, there was a big explosion.
A big explosion.
You know what I mean, right?
We used the same way of making it.
My mom said it with my mouth.
She wrote the words in a memo.
And I spaced some out in the middle of it.
When we were playing "let's play this song next time", don't you forget?
I might actually remember more about it than you think.
They were playing it in clusters.
Where a number came up, we said "let's do "this" with this number."
So, you led and led the game?
So, when we were playing the song "coco, cococo, cococo", we said 3 of "this" with this number.
- That's it. - That's it.
And if it comes out...
What?!
I've never seen anything like it!
It's slippery!
It's not floating at all!
It's slippery!
It's not floating at all!
Next up is...
The secret private episode!
Chokka...
There's a rumor going around...
That the bad guys always...
Come out!
Wait for me!
Where are you going?
I want to take off my eye patch!
Come here, Yui-chan!
I can't watch a movie like this!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Salaryman?
Miki-chan!
Miki-chan?
Miki-chan, come out!
Did you see that?
Miki-chan!
Miki-chan?
She's crying again.
Miki-chan, why aren't you coming out?
(Laughing)
Let me introduce my house.
This is my living room.
It's clean.
I wanted to live in a house like this, so I moved here right after I won the world championship.
This is my camp monster.
It's been a while since I bought it.
I bought it last July.
It's cute and I like it.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's very appetizing and I like corn very much.
This is my most healing hamster, Hamham.
By the way, I thought it was Nodacrystal.
Huh?
Who is it?
It was super fun.
(Laughing)
Let me introduce my room.
This is my room.
Room number three, Haseyan's room.
This is my room.
This is it.
This is my kitchen.
The problem with this water pipe is...
I can't get hot water out of it.
So it's really hard when I'm cooking in winter.
I'm really busy.
This key.
It's like a treasure chest for a skin drug addict.
I can see the other side of it.
It's scary.
I got a bento today.
Which one should I eat?
I'll eat this one.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's good.
It's a retro stove.
Here we go!
Let's mix it up. Itadakimasu!
It's totally different.
It's called "Butterfly Pea".
It's a refreshing tea.
It's like an experiment.
It's a herb tea.
It looks like a party.
It's cute.
It's like this.
I've never cleaned this room.
There is a water server, but I haven't drunk it once.
I've been leaving it for months.
This is last year's water.
There are some interesting places.
I will introduce my room in particular.
Pink and gray hair.
Isn't it cute?
I've turned my diet equipment pink.
I haven't used it once.
Do you like pink?
Look at her face.
This is Lily.
She has a master's degree in technology.
It's a modern one.
She draws oil paintings as a hobby.
She drew a portrait.
She is good at drawing people.
She drew Matsumoto.
There is also Kabana.
That's my mistake!
I'm good at drawing people.
She has a master's degree in technology.
She drew a portrait.
She is good at drawing people.
I drew Matsumoto-san.
Of course, Amada-san is here, too.
You are not good at drawing.
Today, I would like to introduce some treasures in my house.
The first one is this.
This is Yokozuna Hakuhou-san's hand shape.
Yokozuna Hakuhou-san's hand shape is big.
I was happy when I received this.
And this is...
This is a hand shape of a former major league player, Hideo Nomo.
And this is the most proud one.
This is a hand shape of a player, Fleming-san.
I think I am the only one in the world who received a hand shape of Fleming-san in my house.
I am happy.
You are famous for being funny and not funny at all.
I am definitely not funny.
Why do you keep looking at yourself?
As you can see from today's haircut, it is unusual.
I know it.
When I saw myself without a haircut, I thought I was crazy.
I am laughing because I am funny.
But you are not funny today.
Where are you going?
Hey!
You are still doing it.
You like Hulk, don't you?
It's Hulk! Hulk!
It's a battle of how much you can do.
What is that? Do you show it to other people, too? Or do you want to show it back?
I show it to other people.
Oh, you show it to other people.
I only show it to myself.
Do you laugh at it?
I really laugh at it.
I want my wife to see it, too.
Does Miki-chan not watch it often?
Sometimes we watch it together.
Who is Miki-chan's fan?
It's me!
Can you watch it now?
I can't watch it now.
Do you skip it?
Do you skip it now?
Is it natural?
Of course it is.
Do you watch it now?
No, I don't watch it now.
It's really funny.
What is your family background?
I watched it with my children, but I didn't tell them I had a family.
Oh, that's right.
I didn't tell them.
I thought I didn't have to tell them, so I watched it.
I thought people would pay attention to it, so I decided to make it popular with M-1.
There is a documentary called "Another Story" about M-1.
It was supposed to be popular with that documentary, but it was all cut out for me.
So I lost the timing to make it popular.
I talked to my wife and reported it on Twitter.
That's how it happened.
It became Yahoo News.
Your wife's face is hidden, but is that Miki- chan's?
No, it's not Miki-chan.
It's completely unrelated.
Who is it?
What is it?
It's really funny.
It's you!
What is it?
Why are you doing this now?
Shunshun, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
This is what you were doing, right?
This is what I was doing.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
You surprised me!
There is this thing called "Hollywood impersonation".
I watch a lot of movies to collect that material.
So I watch a lot of movies, but can I try an impersonation of a Hollywood movie?
Of course!
Can I?
"Hollywood impersonation".
Christmas Eve.
When I was celebrating Christmas with the kids in the house,
my dad found a zombie outside the window.
Hey, kids! Let's sing!
Oh, Zingo Bear, Zingo Bear, Zingo, oh my God!
Can you do this?
Huh?
Can you do this?
Can you do it?!
Don't say things like that!
The one on the other side of the river.
I don't know that one.
Let's do a line that you say to the person on the other side of the river.
Okay.
Hello! I'm a cute doggy!
Come closer! Come closer!
How is it?
You lived in a good place, didn't you?
Did you raise your rent a lot?
Yes, I won the R-1 championship and moved to a place with 150,000 yen.
If you don't go, you'll be looked down upon by R-1 champions.
So I moved to a place with 150,000 yen.
I didn't look down on you.
How about this hamster?
It was cute, wasn't it?
Did you buy it with only one hamster?
That's right.
It was cute, wasn't it?
Hamsters fight and kill each other when they fight.
Hamsters...
Does it feel good?
Osumetsu...
What did you say?
Didn't you say "it feels good" during the VTR?
What do you mean?
That's crazy!
JJ, that's crazy!
Hamsters don't feel good, do they?
But your partner is also a woodcutter, right?
That's right.
He lived here for about 14 years.
That's amazing!
Are you going to move?
For now, I'm not going to move.
Of course you don't have a bath, do you?
I have a shared shower.
A shared shower?
A shared toilet.
So if you want to go for a shower, you might have someone else in there.
That's right.
When she's taking a shower, other residents might think it's me and start talking to me.
Does she go in there?
Yes, she does.
She goes in there normally.
She's always been a good girl.
First of all, Koumei...
Don't you think Noda is weird?
Murakami...
First of all, it's not Murakami.
Murakami is...
Yes, yes, yes!
It's not Murakami's real name.
He was doing it in Eriom.
What was his name again?
That's right.
It's Suzuki Takahiro.
Suzuki...
And his real name is Murakami!
Murakami Girls?
Yes, Murakami Girls!
I'm sure it's 824.
Murakami's abnormal behavior is obvious.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
One, two, little rhythm's "Rhythm Dance".
This guy is the craziest.
He's a comedian of Showa.
He comes and goes between Omiya and Lumine.
Even on the train, he drinks Ozeki and carbonated water.
Even in between, he drinks shochu.
It's too much.
Black fog. Black fog.
He does manzai while drinking.
Black fog.
Even girls look like this.
Murakami girls.
They definitely call 8 girls.
Are you okay?
If Murakami girls call you, I'll kill you.
Murakami girls aren't that violent.
They say you're like Michael Tomioka.
It's a big problem for Michael Tomioka.
It's not for an edgy purpose.
Do you really have a lot of girls as friends?
When I met her before,
she was walking with 3 girls on her right and 3 girls on her left.
In a line.
When she was turning,
one of them slowed down.
I don't know if you don't want to break anything.
Education is alive.
That was a lot of practice.
Yoshizumi-san.
Yes.
You won, but you don't eat a little.
No, but I live very happily.
Really?
But you got into the prize money and moved a little.
Really, really.
It's impossible, it's impossible.
5 million per year.
Why, why, why?
After all, I am...
10 million per person?
10 million per person.
How about 1.5 million per year?
That's right.
Double is 10 million.
That's right.
It may be a bad way of saying it, but I think it's a cost-effective competition.
It's bad.
It's a bad way of saying it.
R-1?
If R-1 comes out, you can go again, right?
R-1, yes, it's out now.
Yes, so now I have 10 million yen in prize money lined up with Mr. Noda.
With R-1 and M-1.
It must have been pretty hard for you over here.
No, it's not that hard.
No, but I won 10 million yen at a cost-effective competition.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever heard of Sanji's heroism?
Yes, I have.
It's hard to tell his character.
So even when we have meetings remotely, the staff obviously takes over.
So, like Sanji's heroism, how do you make characters that are easy to understand and sell well?
I think it's better not to force making characters, but one thing is that this show is the most dangerous.
What?
You should be most careful of Downtown.
Why?
Last year, when we first were on Downtown Deluxe, we were distributed 10 million yen.
And you two said "thank you" with a feeling of gratitude.
And you said "here's one million yen in addition to this."
That was scary!
Scary!
Like "what's with that face?"
And from there, no matter which show I go to, I'm like a dictatorial character.
And in a certain location script, there's a line that's supposed to be said, right?
Like an entertainer would say.
And in Yumechi's joke, there's a joke where she says "I'll eat it too", and in my comment,
That's disgusting! Did you make it boiled octopus?!
My comment is strong, strong.
I don't make comments like that.
Dandan-san's comment title is the entertainment world's comment title.
I see.
But it's a little scary, isn't it?
No, it's not like that at all.
You're being punished, aren't you?
I'm not!
I'm sorry, but is it really like that?
Isn't it too much?
She's going to get a big punishment for it!
I'm not a character who's powerful for a year.
Then in that sense, Majima-san, what kind of character would you like?
What do you think about trying gravure?
I absolutely don't like it!
But wouldn't it be better for you to do that kind of character?
Yes, yes, absolutely not.
No, no, I think I'd like a weird character.
Graviere?
A refused character?
Yes, I've been told not to push myself so I'm sorry to hear that from the downtown people, but it's a little serious.
But I hope you'll do your best for Watabe's department, too.
You can't turn it back, can you?
I want you to apologize.
I can't do anything about it.
On the contrary, Mr. Kudas, you did a great job by yourself.
My salary went up more than tenfold before winning W.
I see. It's a luxury.
I couldn't eat until then.
Did you start living alone in Canada?
Yes, I did. I lived with my family for a long time, but I started living alone in summer.
Don't you think it's cute?
It's beautiful.
If you see a water swamp next to you, it'll say "popopo".
But you can get water right away.
You can get water right away.
You can't say that!
What? I can't?
Do it properly.
I've finally started living alone, too.
You don't have much time.
How many years has it been?
It's been about 55 years.
It's a building.
It's not an apartment, it's inside a building.
That's amazing.
The door of the room is like a bottom bench key.
You push it and it closes.
Someone might come in.
Can you come in at all?
I have enough money.
If you spend money on a house like this, you're spending money on everything.
I saw it earlier.
It's a shiny electric brush.
It's a beauty type.
I think it's a stun gun.
Why are you doing this?
He looks like he's drinking something.
Moriyama, what's that?
Well...
It's a stun gun.
I was doing it on purpose.
I wanted to do it at home.
I'm sorry.
I was doing it at last.
I was watching and thinking it's not good.
I was doing something wrong.
If you go to the other side of Kaba at Bankai- deer, they will be able to speak to you.
It's not about me.
It's not about you.
This might have changed.
Hello!
Have you been diagnosed with serious illness?
That's not possible.
I'm sure there's no such thing!
There's no such thing!
I've never seen such a bunch of people!
I know someone who would say "stop it, don't do it anymore!"
I would say "stop it, stop it, don't do it anymore!"
If you two were like that, it would be bad.
Why am I the only one who says "stop it"?
That's absolutely what you say!
Lillian, you're good at this!
I'm serious, I put this in my room.
You're ruining my room!
You're ruining my oil!
It's really oily.
It's oily!
It's really oily!
It's definitely oily!
No, I actually wrote it down.
You wrote it down!
You're too good at it!
You look like a criminal who committed four counts of theft!
Your expression is definitely good!
You look like a politician from Malaysia!
You have a special skill for double-take?
Can I write a double-take for you?
I heard you're really good at it!
Can you write it for me?
I'll write it in 20 seconds.
20 seconds?!
20 seconds!
Here I go!
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Here it is!
Here you go, Maki-chan!
You don't have to bite me!
What are you doing?
What?
You know about this?
I'm sorry!
You prepared something, didn't you?
I was just reading it.
I'll show you the other side of the mirror.
It's like a punishment game!
A punishment game?
Hello!
Mushrooms are said to increase your immune system!
What's wrong with you, Mitorizu?
What are you talking about?
Sit down, Lily!
Only luck is good!
Lily, don't get too close!
You're trying to make it a cut because you're too close!
You're in Osaka now, right?
What are you going to do in Tokyo?
I'd like to go to Tokyo, of course.
But I don't think I'd be able to do anything catchy in Tokyo.
So I've come up with an idea for Tokyo.
Do you call it an idea or a specialty?
It's called "impromptu rhythm story".
Can we give it a try?
Of course!
First of all, let's say things in Mitorizu's rhythm.
And we'll get a topic here.
For example, in school, we say things like "the science classroom's water is strong" in this speed.
You can say anything?
You can say anything in impromptu.
Can we say it?
Let's say things in Mitorizu's rhythm.
If you go to the hospital, you'll get better!
You're doing it again!
And it was funny, wasn't it?
When you said "hospital"...
It wasn't rude, was it?
If you say it like that, can you give it a try?
Me and Mr. Mazon.
I'm doing it?
Even though it's not my specialty?
You're putting a lot of pressure on me.
I'll show you how difficult it is.
I got it.
I'll split it up into "hair" and "tail".
Can I say "hair"?
"Hair" is... "tail" is...
"tail" is...
It's hard, right?
That's right.
I'll give you the topic.
One, two...
Let's say things in Mitorizu's rhythm.
If you eat breakfast, you'll eat tea!
That's the worst!
This is the worst!
Hey! You idiot!
I don't like it either! It's over!
I don't like it either!
It's been a while!
I love my little sister.
They're really close.
Next week's "deluxe" is about the strange sisterhood of celebrities!
I go into my sister's room and look at her phone for a little bit.
Just a little bit!
We still don't take a bath together.
We don't take a bath at all.
Don't force it!
If you only have one, it's totally fine!
Seriously?!
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