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"Extremely" impersonation 107 stories will be revealed!
"Downtown" impersonation will be released in 30 seconds!
We'll do that big hit drama, too!
You're doing it too much. You'll be criticized.
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Let's start with the 53 impersonators!
First, in 2020,
that female talent who had a huge break,
Mikan, will do a half-copy!
Hey, Hama-chan, Man-chan! Long time no see!
Oh, hello!
You missed me, didn't you?
Oh, yes, of course!
I missed you so much, too!
Of course, of course!
Seriously, you know, today, Hama-chan was alone in the dressing room,
sitting in the middle, eating carpaccio and sitting in the middle in a calm manner.
Isn't it so cute?!
What are you talking about?!
Anyway, you know, last year, I had such a huge break, right?
Yes, yes.
And you know about my next break, right?
Yes, we know about it.
Today, I'm going to do a half-copy of all of you,
so watch me!
Anyway, music, start!
What do you want from me?
What do you get from me?
Everything! Everything!
You tell me!
Oh, it's a half-copy!
No, it's not!
Look!
What are you saying?!
It's so cute!
Now, we're going to award the song "medley" for three songs
that are difficult for song-making craftsmen!
It's my first time hearing it.
Sometimes, without knowing anyone or without knowing it,
I hurt someone or lose someone,
and for the first time in my life, I realize my sins.
I can't go back.
Even so, I have to walk out towards tomorrow.
Even if the snow falls down.
Every day, every night, wanna kiss, while you're with me.
Let's start with a kiss.
A kiss talks about my heart.
Every day, every night, wanna kiss, while you're with me.
Let's start with a kiss.
A kiss talks about my heart.
Every day, every night, wanna kiss, while you're with me.
I tried my best, but it's difficult.
I feel like I can't hold your hand forever.
Everything sparkles.
I chased my dream wildly.
Now, joy and sadness, we'll share them all.
When the day comes, I'll smile and think about it.
The color is the "merry christmas" of someday.
Now, let's go.
The big hit drama "hanzawa nauki" has just been revived.
If you are imitated, you will be imitated back.
It's "monomane".
However, the person is...
Are you Hanzawa?
Ohada is planning something again.
Hanzawa, come quickly.
Oh, Tomaru-kun!
Ohada-san!
It seems like you and Hanzawa-kun are working together.
If you go against the organization, it's over.
It's over! It's over! It's over!
What are you talking about?
I have work to do, so I'll excuse myself.
Wait a minute!
What are you shouting for, Ohada-san?
I want to find evidence of Minobe-kanji-chou's falsity.
Please cooperate with me.
I don't want you to die!
Please do something about it.
Hanzawa-kun...
I want you to do me a favor.
I have something important to tell you.
Please do something about it!
Roger!
What are you doing?
All I have to do is expose Minobe-kanji-chou's falsity.
Hanzawa-kun...
Minobe-kanji-chou...
You're going around me, aren't you?
There's no way I'm letting you go.
I hope you'll forgive me.
Here...
It's a pendant.
KOPPA!
DO IT ALREADY!
Prosecutor Minobe, I've found proof of your fraud of 20 million yen.
You're the one who's going to pay for it! Minobe! Do it!
If you get caught, I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back a thousand times!
I see.
But, Mr. Mazumo, if you look at it...
No, Mr. Boxer, I didn't look at it, but...
But, well, it's like that.
You said it somehow, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
You might have thought, "Let's look at this and see."
Now, we'll sing "Kimi ga iru dake de" by KOMEKOME CLUB...
...with an eight-member medley of "Danjo iri midarete."
Here it is.
Taisetsu na mono wo kizukasete kureta ne
Eight-member medley of "Kimi ga iru dake de" by KOMEKOME CLUB...
...with an eight-member medley of "Kimi ga iru dake de" by KOMEKOME CLUB...
You're doing it too much!
Don't lose me!
Chibi na irasima wa chigau
Kikushii tsuyoka ni hokishou
Hashirasete
It was a dream, wasn't it?
It was very hard!
Play the piano for me!
Can you say that?
Let's go!
Tonight, Tsurube-san is off.
Nakai Masahiro is hosting by himself.
Entertainment world's top news special!
Yes, it has begun.
Entertainment world's top news.
I would like to show you everything that really happened.
First of all, Fujioka Hiyo-san's way of making coffee is too unique.
Coffee... beans are life.
Beans are Peru's pesticide-free.
Thank you, thank you, beans-san, thank you!
Next, I'll pour hot water in one drop at a time.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Please become delicious coffee! Thank you!
Thank you!
Then, life starts to accumulate in my tongue!
I'll throw this away for now.
You're going to throw it away?!
No, this really happened.
Fujioka-san, no matter how much you put your feelings into it, you'll definitely throw it away for once.
It really happened.
Let's move on to the next news.
The next one is from Antonio Inoki-san, who held the press conference for permanent electricity in 2002.
Thank you for gathering here today.
Thank you!
Permanent electricity that produces electricity with a little G-poisoning.
Inoki Natural Power 4!
INP!
Let's put in this switch right away!
You're laughing every now and then.
This is funny.
It's not moving.
It did move in the morning, though.
It did move in the morning, though!
I forgot to tighten one screw.
Dismissed!
This really did happen.
He said he'd tighten up the bolts and have an opening ceremony a week later, but it didn't happen.
The last one is from Tatsuya Fujiwara, who has crossed 200 meters of iron bars in history.
I'll cross. I'll cross. I'll cross. I'll cross and change this shitty life!
I'll change it and give it to someone!
Mr. Ishida! Mr. Ishida's uncle! Are you alive?!
Uncle! Why?!
Why do you keep appearing in my head?!
My clothes are getting cold!
Let's organize it. Let's organize it. Let's organize it.
What's with the last one?
It's a movie!
Huh? Kaiji-tabe?
No, it's not like that.
For now, this has been "The Entertainment World's Top Ten News". Goodbye!
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Now, let's go!
The strongest newcomer in the world of impersonations will do a full cover of "Dorikamu", which is full of excitement!
Oh, I can't say it well, but that's why it's you.
Oh, I felt it at that time. Oh, my feelings are firm.
Oh, the one who can move me is a diamond.
That's right.
I want to fall straight into the sky.
I want to burn like you do.
I can't get enough of this dance, dance, dance, dance.
I'm so lonely.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, burn me up.
I'm waiting for you somewhere far away.
If only I hadn't met you tomorrow.
In the airplane's night sky, my heart is burning.
If I had ignored my regrets for years, I would have been in love with you.
I don't have anything in my hands anymore.
I wish I had something in my hands.
I see.
Now, let's get started.
Seiyu Yamadera Koichi, who is proud of his seven- colored voice,
has copied a seven-colored voice by chance.
Oha! I'm Yama-chan!
This time, I'd like to do an impersonation medley of Yamadera Koichi.
First of all, from Lupin III, Zenigata Prefecture.
I am Zenigata of ICPO.
Lupin, where are you? Lupin!
Wait for me, Pan!
Next up, from Anpanman, Kabao-kun, Jamochi-san.
Cheese! Kabao-kun!
I'm hungry! Anpanman, help me!
Jamochi-san, Anpanman, it's a new face!
Cheese!
Next up, from Silk, Donkey.
It's been a while, Silk.
How have you been, Silk?
How have you been?
Be more honest with me!
Huh? What did you say?
Be more honest with me!
Look me in the eye and open up your heart!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Lastly, from Aladin, Friend Like Me!
Let's go!
Hey!
Be careful!
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
Huh? Are you looking for me?
I'm looking for you, and I'm asking for your name.
Eat up your dream menu!
You don't have friends like me!
I'll show you!
Wow!
Nice, nice!
I'm your best friend!
Applause!
Wow!
Amazing!
Now, from Miracle Hikaru...
Ah, I see.
"Queen of Winter", Hirose duo...
I'll sing it loudly and dangerously.
The song that I've always wanted to sing after watching YouTube videos is...
Sing it properly!
(The song that I've always wanted to sing after watching YouTube videos is...)
(Queen of Winter)
You can say it.
It's hard.
Now, let's go.
Imitation F-1 Grand Prix will be held.
I can't take my eyes off the loud imitator.
Now, it's coming.
Once a year, it's a big race.
Imitation F-1 Grand Prix will start soon.
Will he be able to do it?
He did it!
Now, they will start at the same time.
The first one to start is Hamilton.
The second one is Bottas.
The third one is Shiro Ito.
The fourth one is Koji Kato.
The fourth one is Tetsuya Takeda.
Take it, Kato! Take it!
Oh, they are fighting.
Hosei Tsukitei is running away.
No! Please!
Masahiro Ono is chasing him.
Come on, Hosei! Come on!
In the east, Konoichi!
In the west, Shiburakke!
In the rear, Konsenmoyo!
In the middle, Chocopra Osada!
In the middle, Chocopra Matsuo!
In the front, Chocopra Yamanashi!
In the back, Konoichi!
In the front, Konoichi!
And in the back, Chidori's Daigo and Nobu!
In the back, Chidori's Daigo and Nobu!
And in the back, Hiromi and Bit!
In the back! In the back!
What's up with your neck?
Ouch!
Mama! Mama!
Now, it's time for the race.
Oh no! Kato crashed here!
Isn't it obvious from this situation?
And sorry about that, Yama-chan!
What's up with you, Kato-gun?
Nagabuchi and Tsuyoshi!
Next!
Now, the one who came in second in the last corner is...
The gold finish, Panzer Ogata!
Thank you!
That was wonderful!
Now, it's time for "Five-time Encounter Story and Collaboration Story 54 Shots"!
What did Matsuoka, the manly man, give to Murase?
You know, when I do impersonations...
I get told "I'll give it to you".
What was the shocking remark that Komi Hirose gave in "Miracle"?
You're mean, you know!
Good morning!
In addition, you can only see it in "deluxe"!
"One-night-only cultural gathering collaboration" and many more!
That was amazing!
Here is the first theme!
Common impersonations!
"I can do it, but I don't dare to do it" Masaharu Fukuyama.
I see.
What does this mean, Yama-chan?
If it's a male impersonation talent, he can definitely do it, Masaharu Fukuyama.
But, it seems like he doesn't do it much because he's wearing the same clothes as everyone else.
It seems like he doesn't dare to do it.
I see.
But, when someone impersonates him, it seems like they're also whispering.
It's like only one person impersonates everyone.
That's why, like Torimon, everybody impersonates Masaharu Fukuyama.
Everyone impersonates Masaharu Fukuyama.
Really?
Who can impersonate Fukuyama in this?
Me, too!
I can do it.
I'm a fun person.
I can do it!
I'm a fun person.
I can do it all.
I can do it all!
You can do it, too!
I can do it!
I've never seen anyone raise their hands like that!
I've never seen Fukuyama-san like that!
I've done it before, too!
Right?!
It's a good opportunity, so...
Let's impersonate Masaharu Fukuyama and impersonate him.
Let's do it!
Let's impersonate him!
Let's do it!
After this, Masaharu Fukuyama impersonates him and...
Is it that good?!
To know what Masaharu Fukuyama is about to say, the men will do a challenge!
So, I'll go first, right?
Kazue Fukinshi is my wife.
D-d-d-d-....
Taking it seriously leads to eroticism. It's actually funny!
The most important thing is to make women happy and make them feel erotic!
Anyway, what I want to drink is Asahi Super Dry.
Wait a minute.
It's not that good.
Wait a minute.
I didn't want to drink it, but I didn't want to drink it.
I didn't think the second one would be of that quality.
You made a mistake in order.
I want to drink it.
What was it again?
Good.
Asahi Super Dry.
Good.
Good boobs.
It's the best.
It's the best, but is there such a thing as good boobs?
It's good.
It's good again.
I'm going to meet her now.
If you think about it, I like skinny people more than chubby people.
It's long.
You think too much.
What do you think of this issue?
This issue is really interesting.
It's funny.
It's really interesting and it ends with a problem.
That's right.
That's why I want to be as good as someone who is good at it.
Other than Fukuyama...
There are a lot of people who are good at it.
Like Tetsuya Takeda.
Everyone is good at it.
All men are good at it.
Everyone is good at it like a blonde teacher.
I'm going to change my way of saying it.
I'm going to say Tetsuya Takeda's energetic way of saying it.
I'm going to say it too much.
All I'm going to say is it.
Shunzan Koga's happy way of saying it in the movie.
Hey, girlfriend. Can we go for a drive? How about a date?
Hey! Hey!
This is the stupid way of saying it.
This is how Koga-san said it.
He's like a boxer, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
That's enough!
Fujioka Hiroshi can do it if his voice is low.
So, many people do the ending post.
Fujioka Hiroshi can do it.
G. Takashi did it just now.
Does G. Takashi show it to Fujioka Hiroshi?
Yes, I showed it to him.
In a previous program, we asked Fujioka Hiroshi to do an impersonation of him.
The mission was to do an impersonation of Fujioka Hiroshi 10,000 times a day while swinging a wooden sword.
Also, Fujioka Hiroshi asked Fujioka Hiroshi to go to the top of a mountain and get hit by a waterfall in the middle of winter.
Fujioka Hiroshi asked Fujioka Hiroshi to confirm Fujioka Hiroshi's impersonation of Fujioka Hiroshi.
Fujioka Hiroshi watched Fujioka Hiroshi's impersonation of Fujioka Hiroshi.
Well...
I don't care about a wooden sword or a waterfall.
Can you tell me why you are impersonating me?
You did it for him.
I was so excited.
I couldn't say anything at the end.
I told Fujioka Hiroshi's impersonation of Fujioka Hiroshi that there is love in his impersonation of Fujioka Hiroshi.
Fujioka Hiroshi listened to me carefully and opened his eyes.
He asked me to bring him coffee.
I brought him hot water.
Fujioka Hiroshi put coffee in it and drank it.
He asked me what was written on it.
I said "love".
Let's confirm it!
I can't do it like that!
Don't do it like that!
Amazing!
If you make one mistake, you'll be sealed.
If I get carried away and do it like that, I've been told to do it again.
Really?
Once in a while.
When I'm really scared.
I've been told to do it again.
Are you serious?
That's scary!
Miracle?
Don't girls do it like that?
Some girls do it like that.
It's not like you can do it well.
You want to do it, but you're embarrassed.
That's why you're sealed.
In other words...
Like Yukie Nakama.
Or Ayumi Hamasaki.
There are many people who wear it.
Anyone can do it if they wear it.
Because there is an answer.
We can't decide it.
Some customers can decide it.
Our impersonation is everyone's.
So we can share it with everyone.
Like this.
You want to do it, right?
You can do it, right?
Ryoko Shinohara.
You can do it, right?
I see, I see. Then you three show us.
Hey, where are you looking at?
It's been a while, Nante.
You can do it, right?
It's been a while, Hemechi.
You can do it, right?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know how you feel.
Is it okay for you at this level?
It's not bad, right?
Well, whether it's similar or not is up to the audience.
Compared to Fukuyama-san from earlier, it's totally okay.
Was it worse than that?
It was worse than that.
Let's think about it again.
The next theme is this!
Common impersonations. If one can do it, two can do it.
What does that mean, Mikan?
I think impersonators often say this, but there are only a few types of voices.
I also use about three or four types.
Raising or lowering the key, changing the quality of the voice, and also speed.
By saying it fast or slow, you can make various impersonations from one thing.
For example, in my repertory,
Suzuki Nana-chan.
Suzuki Nana-chan can do normal impersonations.
Hello! I'm Suzuki Nana! I'm Suzuki Nana!
However, if you laugh and talk, you can do it fluently.
Hello! I'm Suzuki Nana! I'm Suzuki Nana! I'm Suzuki Nana!
The tension is the same, right?
Also, I often do husky impersonations.
For example, if I say "thank you" in the same word,
Matsushima-san, Akira-san, Yakko-san, Anna-san,
Matsushima-san can say "thank you!"
However, if you say it louder, you can do a husky impersonation.
Thank you!
If you say it in a whisper,
thank you! Thank you!
Lastly, Anna-san can say "thank you!"
Wow!
You can use many different impersonations with the same base.
Really?
Yes, you can.
For example,
if I say "thank you" in a whisper,
thank you!
If I say "thank you" in a whisper,
thank you!
There are three levels of impersonation.
Also,
"nice to meet you" "good evening"
If you say "thank you" in a whisper, you can do a husky impersonation.
I see.
You just changed the speed of your voice.
I see.
If I say "thank you" in a whisper,
if I say "thank you" in a whisper,
he says "well, yes, yes, you're right."
He's like Nishida Toshigi.
I'll say it at the same speed.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
What? Are you okay?
Leave it to me.
You're very determined.
I'm determined.
I'm sorry, I'll say it in a simple way.
Just by raising Kusano Hitoshi's tension,
I became the actor Sato Jiro.
Oh!
I'm going to put Kusano-san in the store.
I think it's different.
The world is mysterious and fascinating.
Today's top show is Tetsuko Kurueda.
I'm here!
Anyone can see me!
Ahahahaha!
Bwahaha!
The world is standing up!
99 degrees wall!
Hmm, hmm, hmm!
Oh, the show has changed!
Oh, no!
Hahaha!
This is it!
Hahaha!
But I'm not wrong!
There's also that, right?
There's also a monotone voice.
When I say it, there's Tsutsumi Shinichi.
If you mix Tsutsumi Shinichi's voice with the monotone voice,
it becomes Abe Hiroshi.
So...
I'm Tsutsumi Shinichi.
I'm Abe Hiroshi.
I'm Abe Hiroshi!
I'm blowing up!
paaah!
It becomes blackout!
Hahahaha!
But I'm sure Tsutsumi Shinichi will say it.
I see.
And so my story is almost the same.
I'm Kawami Hirose!
And I'm Atsuko Asano!
Bwahaha!
They're the same!
It's the same.
I didn't realize it until you said it.
It's the same.
You can also say their names.
How about remote team?
How about G. Takashi?
Yes.
If you raise Tatsuya Fujiwara's voice more and more,
you will become Masahiro Nakai.
Really?
You are Masahiro Nakai.
You sounded like Shimura at first.
Do you have a voice like that?
I imitate Fujiwara's voice in "Dragon Ball".
My combat power is 530,000.
If you mix their voices,
I am Anub. What is this horse? It's a coin.
It's a coin.
I see.
I want Harumitsu to try it.
We should learn it, too.
We should learn it from our seniors.
The next topic is...
Shopping episode with 5 people.
You have mentioned your names.
How about Mikan and Matsushima?
I am friends with Matsushima.
Matsushima's eldest son and my eldest son are classmates.
We get along well.
The other day, we went to a park together.
We went to a park near Matsushima's house.
Matsushima suddenly said to someone...
It's been a while. How are you?
He said that.
I thought he was Matsushima's friend.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Sorry.
He laughed at me and said...
You are very kind.
Thank you.
I was watching it.
I didn't know how he would react.
He is like that even in daily life.
He is amazing.
Matsuka is Murase, right?
Yes, I am.
I mentioned that I got glasses from Matsuka.
We got along well again.
Matsuka is Murase's favorite presenter.
I was asked...
Do you want me to give you my monomanial?
What?
Mirokuru was shocked and said...
That's terrible.
Murase met Matsuoka by chance in town.
What did Matsuoka do suddenly?
About a year ago, I met Matsuoka by chance while walking in the city.
Then Matsuoka suddenly said... "Hey, Murase, what are you doing?"
Oh, I'm at work. I'm going.
And he took me out for a drink.
That's amazing.
Matsuoka said, "Murase, if you're going to imitate me,"
I have a habit of telling you two things.
Do it properly.
And certainly, I have these two things, so I'll give them to you.
Not only his glasses, but also his habit of talking.
Is there anyone else who met you by chance?
Kanjani and Yokoyama Yuu.
Yokoyama Yuu's impersonation is...
In "Hillnandes", there's a meme where you wipe your face.
There's a meme like that!
When he did it in front of Yokoyama-san,
Yokoyama-san said, "I'm motivated."
But he didn't look motivated.
He didn't look motivated.
Who is this?
Takehara-kun, Takehara-pistol.
Yes, I am.
That's right, I'm doing it.
Takehara-pistol-san,
A few years ago, I did an impersonation of you in "Ritter".
Hello, young man!
That soulful scream is good, isn't it?
Like this...
Hello, young man!
Listen to what I have to say!
You know, there's something special about you, right?
No, no, no! You're the one who said it!
You're the one who said it!
Look, Matsumoto-san said it!
Right?
So I did it.
So, you know, at the gas station,
I was doing a real-time search for my ego.
And I saw 'not similar' and 'subtle' written there.
And I was depressed.
And then, the person himself, Takehara Pistolo- san,
was whispering about me.
And the comment was,
'Thank you, Koga-shun-san!'
'Thank you!'
'I will do my best from now on, too!'
It was like, 'tadah!'
No, it was like, 'huh?'
I could hear it.
So I said to Takehara-san,
'Thank you, too!'
By the way, I'm sorry to say this,
but would you like me to hire you?
Ta-dah!
I replied like that.
Because if you hire me,
I'd be really, really happy, right?
Then, Takehara-san,
for the next three years,
you haven't replied.
Sorry, um,
Koga-san,
even among impersonation comedians,
is a painful genre.
Takehara-san!
It's terribly painful.
Takehara-san!
But,
seeing Koga-san's
impersonation,
how dare you
emphasize it too much,
is really...
No, but I like it,
Nagashima Mina.
Oh, I'm happy!
No, but,
I think you've done it too much!
No, no, no.
You've gone too far.
Yes.
That's why
he doesn't get angry.
Why do you say that?
By the way,
it's easy to do.
Mina-san, please do it.
Oh, I'll do it.
I'll do it like this.
Yes.
I'll do it like this.
2019...
Not...
Kokien...
After playing table tennis...
Not...
The final...
Konan and Togu!
It's a complete copy.
Why didn't you say it?!
No, but...
No, but listen to me.
It's a complete copy.
It's not in the book.
What?! Really?!
No, it's really...
It's a really good way of saying it.
It's...
I want you to do it more and more.
It's said like that.
Really?!
It's a really good way of saying it.
Really?!
I can only say thank you.
Is this...
Is this something you've seen a lot of?
I've seen a lot of comedians' repertoires.
In the opening of "Monomare of Deluxe" last time...
Nai Nai and Yabe-san's...
Okamoto-san's opening speech...
You did it, didn't you?
I did it.
You did it!
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
I did it! I did it!
Excuse me, can I come in?
I sent him a message on LINE.
The next day,
he got a message on LINE.
Oh, no! It's from Yabe-san!
What's written on it?
I opened it and it said,
The preacher has passed.
We're relieved!
It's great!
Thank you for sending us such a good stamp!
They're so kind!
I often get impersonators
to do impersonations of me.
I often get them to be nice,
but there are a lot of terrible ones.
But you're fine, aren't you, Hirose Koumi?
I'm fine.
As for that,
I received a message saying,
Would you like to do YouTube together?
I said, "Thank you, Koumi-san! Are you sure?"
"Please!" I said.
It was like three voice messages at a time.
I see.
I visited your place that day, and I told you that Kazuyo Katsuma also lives in the neighborhood.
I tried to impersonate him, but I was surrounded by three people.
So I tried to impersonate and talk to both of them.
As a form and as himself, he said, "Yeah, you really look like me. This face is terrible, though."
And Mr. Katsuno said, "Your hair is similar. It may not be noticed by you, but people think we are similar and laugh."
What is that?
He said it was very painful.
It became a pain in the ass.
Mr. Katsuno, is there any collaboration you would like to do with this guest?
Mr. Katsuno Kazuyo is a very cultural person.
Everyone is actually warming up cultural stories, so I'd like to do it together.
Mr. Katsuno Kazuyo did it.
Oh, me?
Yes, Mr. Waidana.
Mr. Waidana.
Then I'll do it with Mr. Hiroyuki, who made "ni" channel.
Mr. Hiroyuki.
I'll do it with Mr. Noritoshi Furuichi.
I'll do it with Mr. Yuzuki Muroi.
Mr. Yuzuki Muroi.
I see.
Mr. Yuzuki Muroi.
This is amazing!
What about this face?
What about this?
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Then I'll do it with Mr. Ken Narira.
That's not cultural at all!
He is not a cultural person at all!
That's not true!
Mr. Ken Narira is the furthest away from being a cultural person!
Is that so?
After this, we'll have a limited collaboration show only for tonight!
A wide variety of deluxe shows!
You took everything weird.
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Thank you very much, Kazuyo Kazuma.
What you need in life is to take what you need and throw away what you don't need.
When you need it, you can buy it again at a cost of less than 3,000 yen at Mercari.
That's what I think, Kazuma Kazuyo.
How about you, Moroe-san?
When I was young, my father taught me that there are three important things in life.
The first one is to fall in love.
The second one is that if you're embarrassed, you'll kill your partner and you'll die.
And the third one is that if you go to the bathroom, you'll pee three times and you might have a good future in the future.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I agree with you that you should pee three times and you'll die.
I don't know what you're doing, but how about you, Furuichi-san?
I don't know why you're talking like that.
I don't know why you're talking like that and I can't understand you.
And you're very excited, Kazuma-san, but I think commentators are parallel.
Even if it gets hot, it doesn't change.
I wonder what you're saying.
It's amazing today.
Hiroyuki-san is also here.
Hiroyuki-san, how are you?
I've been watching a lot of things.
I was wondering if this time really meant anything.
I think Kei Nagira thinks it's probably meaningless.
Hello, I'm One Bank. I'm Kei Nagira.
Thank you for your time.
There are many things in life, right?
Excuse me, I'd like some milk.
My mother's breast milk.
Thank you for coming today.
You took everything with you.
Inoki-san is G. Takashi, right?
That's right.
When I met you for the first time, I had a chance to greet you.
I happened to be with you the next day, too.
The next day, there was an event in Fukuoka.
I thought I'd say hello to you, too.
Nice to meet you, I'm G. Takashi.
I look forward to working with you tomorrow in Fukuoka, too.
Fukuoka!
Tomorrow, Fukuoka.
Tomorrow, Fukuoka!
Definitely!
It's completely broken!
Recently, I've been doing a lot of impersonations of you.
I finally recognized you.
You said this while you were eating.
Another impersonator of me has appeared.
Do you know who's the funniest?
It's me!
That's what he said.
It's me!
Who is Kandori-san?
Kogawa-san.
Kogawa-san and Kandori-san.
I had an exchange with Kandori-san.
Kandori-san and I did "Korakuen Hall" together.
I don't know how it started, but a few years ago...
Kandori-san was going to run for governor.
I called Kandori-san and said...
Kogawa-kun, it's Kandori!
I'm going to run for governor, but I want you to test me in Kagero.
You look like Kandori-san!
There were many people in front of the station.
I dressed up like Kandori-san and gave a speech in Kandori-san's place.
I'm a successful Kandori-san!
My skin color is black and my hair color is white.
I'm going to make everyone's dreams come true!
It was a fake speech, but it didn't work.
On the last day, I gave a speech in Kandori-san's local Yokohama.
Please take care of me!
I shook hands with many people and walked around.
Unfortunately, I did my best, but Kandori-san lost the election.
I thought about why I lost the election.
When Kandori-san ran for governor, he didn't pay the national pension.
When I asked why he didn't pay the national pension, he said, "What is a national pension?"
I was wondering if that was the reason.
That's what it is.
I like Kandori-san very much.
I have something I want to do.
There is a famous match between me and Kandori- san.
It's a legendary match.
We want to do it together.
I'm happy.
I have something I want to do.
That's right!
The legendary match between Kandori-san and Kandori-san.
Dangerous Queen Final.
Yokohama Extreme Game.
G Cup Final.
One win.
What are you looking at?
Didn't you change your makeup?
I didn't change my makeup!
You did!
What are you doing?
Where did you buy that?
Come here!
Tell me!
It hurts!
It hurts a lot!
Isn't it painful?
I've been doing YouTube lately!
Really?
I've been cooking and streaming!
Where did you buy that makeup?
What makeup?
Don't make fun of me!
I told you I bought it at a good price!
Don't make fun of me!
Come here, Kandori!
Keisuke!
Come here, Keisuke!
Keisuke!
It hurts!
You should have told me earlier!
Costco! Costco!
Where is Costco?
That was fun!
That person is amazing!
She lost her shoulder in the middle of the performance.
She lost it?
She lost it!
And when she fixed it...
Ah! Ah! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
She said that like a girl!
Like a girl?
That's all!
When you do that head nod...
It's like a girl!
That's how it is.
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
- Look at Mami's face! - Next week's Deluxe is...
You guys are definitely not it!
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
A young entertainer who is struggling is getting married!
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
Her anger is still there!
She doesn't really accept it, so...
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
She's laughing at Hong Kong!
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
When I had a dream about being a Zoom member, I thought "Of course!"
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
I'm not giving up!
Also in Downtown!
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
It's too noisy in my personal office!
[Their love story has been shown on TV]
Bye bye!