AISubs v3.5
"DX" is a secret gathering of local entertainers from all over Japan!
Wow! There's a lot of it!
There's a lot of it on the back!
"Kyoto" has gone bankrupt and "miki" has collapsed?! What's going on?!
"Kyoto", where world heritage is intertwined.
Although it's been a capital for 1,000 years, in the past, bread consumption was the highest in Japan.
Local entertainers who came from this city are...
Kyotofukyotoshissa Kyoku-shusshin "miki"!
Hachioji, a huge bedtown in Tokyo.
It's the most populated city in Tokyo.
Hachioji ramen with plenty of onions is its specialty!
A local entertainer who came from this city is...
Fuwachan from Hachioji City, Tokyo!
Fuwachan is the world's largest cow-eating animal in Ibaraki Prefecture.
Soulfood dried sweet potatoes are so popular that 90% of them are produced in Japan!
A local entertainer who came from a city raised on sweet potatoes is...
Kaminari from Hokotashi City, Ibaraki Prefecture!
You can't stay quiet about sweet potatoes in Kagoshima Prefecture!
The number of sweet potatoes produced in Kagoshima Prefecture is the second largest in Ibaraki Prefecture!
A local entertainer who came from a city of sweet potatoes is...
Kanoya City, Kagoshima Prefecture!
Sunshine, Ikezaki City, Kagoshima Prefecture!
Speaking of Hokkaido, dairy farms and milk production are number one in Japan!
Milk tofu and milk ramen!
A local entertainer who came from a city that loves milk is...
Heisei Nobushikomushi, Tokyo!
A local entertainer from Osaka, Chisamoto Masami is joining us from Tenmin Shrine!
Deep local topics are exciting!
All over Japan, local entertainers have a special show every day!
From Hachioji City in Tokyo, we have Fuwa-chan!
Why do you say such a thing? I'll show you my butt!
Anyway, it's a city born of prosperity, and it has three donkeys.
It has three donkeys?
It has three donkeys.
Isn't there a Roland?
There is a Roland, too!
But looking at it like this, I don't think it's that big of a deal.
It's not that big of a deal!
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
It has three donkeys.
And from Ibaragi Prefecture, Hokkotashi, we have Kaminari-san!
Thank you!
Kaminari-san!
It's the best melon producer in Japan!
It's a wonderful place!
And Takumi's family is a melon farmer.
And when we talk about this on TV, various celebrities come up to us and say,
So, Tomeru-san, are you going to send melon to Tokoro-san?
But it seems like Downtown-san isn't interested at all.
If you say it in the city, I'll send it!
You like sound, don't you?
You like Amazon, don't you?
Well, if I have it, I'll eat it!
He's not interested at all!
From Kyoto-shi, Sakyoku Prefecture, we have Miki- san!
A lot of people go to our high school.
Like Aya Fugimoto-san.
And Tutorial-san, too.
That's enough!
Is it okay?
You don't have to use humor, do you?
Um... Can you not say that?
What is it today?
What is it?!
Newly dyed?!
What's new about new?
You're trying hard!
You're trying hard with new!
And here in Hokkaido, we have Chief Bepp!
Thank you!
And here in Hokkaido, we have Chief Bepp!
Thank you!
We're 300 km away from Sapporo.
So it's between Tokyo and Nagoya.
If you're going to Sapporo, you should go to Tokyo.
I don't have a train in my city.
So the nearest train is an airplane.
Why did you say airplane with your fist?
From Kagoshima Prefecture, Kanoya-shi, we have Sunshine Ikezaki-san!
I know it now.
You were more energetic in the past.
I'm from the countryside, but I'm from Kanoya-shi.
Oh, you're his father, right?
Yes, I'm his father.
You're from Kanoya, right?
Yes, I'm from Kanoya, right?
I lived in Kagoshima, stole penguins and played in Amagasaki.
You lived in Kagoshima, stole penguins and played in Amagasaki.
Recommended local entertainer! Tourist's name show!
This guy again!
What is the best tour guide in Sapporo?
You can see the miraculous square sun in Hokkaido.
I want to see it!
Notsuke Peninsula.
What is it?
It's a new theory.
It's very cold. In my city, it can be -20 degrees Celsius.
Wow! What is it?
Oh, this is it!
What is it?
Why is it square?
It's a new theory.
You can only see it in the morning when it's very cold.
It's distorted. Actually, the sun is not square.
But it looks square.
Anyway, it's lucky.
It's not always square.
It's not distorted.
But it's romantic and wonderful.
But it's kind.
It's kind?
You can only see it in a cold area.
Have you ever seen it?
Yes, I have.
How many times have you seen it?
I've seen it about 20 to 30 times.
It's square today, so I can't see it.
But it's round, so I can see it.
Can you tell me more about it?
No, I can't.
But I heard you can get famous things here.
This is a shrimp.
This is the second largest spot in the world.
I want you to look at the map of Nozuke Peninsula.
Wow!
It's really square.
It's in the shape of a shrimp.
What is it?
You can't get Nozuke Peninsula shrimp or island shrimp.
They are full of shrimp.
They are sold in packs and cheap.
But Nozuke Peninsula is in the shape of a shrimp.
Wow!
Can you follow me?
Let's move on.
KAMINAI GA GAIDO
Where is it?
LOVE POWER SPOT IBARAKI OARAI SUN BEACH PARKING LOT
"OARAI SUN BEACH" is a famous place for sea water baths.
In fact, at night, the parking lot of the sea water bath is a pick-up spot for women in the prefecture.
It's really amazing.
The style of picking up is also very characteristic.
It's a style of picking up women while riding in a car.
The parking lot used to be full of cars with women in them.
Then, men came and said, "Wow, there is a good woman in that car."
Then, they put the woman next to them and opened the window and said, "Hey, let's talk."
This is a rule.
When I was 18 years old, I finally got a car license.
I borrowed my mom's car and went to this pick-up spot at night with my friends.
Then, a cool car came and hit us.
We opened the window and said, "Hey, it's a woman."
Then, we opened the window and said, "Hey, is it a man?"
We brought a police car because it was my mom's car.
Women are dogs. That's the rule of the beach.
From the next week, my dad will ride in a Crown Majestan.
I see.
Let's move on.
Oh, here it is.
"Sabotama Sanrigan Guide", where is it?
It's a hidden date spot, Nara Ikoma Sanjo Amusement Park.
The admission fee is free here.
Free?
Yes, it's free.
It's not as good as it is free.
Right.
Besides, the night view is very beautiful.
I see.
It's a date spot.
Wow, it's amazing.
The night view is very beautiful.
Besides, the attraction in the amusement park is very interesting.
This rock 'n' roll.
It looks scary.
It spins around.
Yes, it spins 360 degrees and spins 360 degrees again.
I have three brothers.
I have three brothers, a younger brother and a younger sister.
When I first saw it, I said, "It's bad, it's bad."
I cried, I cried.
I sneezed, I sneezed.
You sneezed, you sneezed.
I sneezed, I sneezed.
This rock 'n' roll is very funny.
How about Kyoto?
It's like a date spot.
There is only one night view spot in Kyoto.
There is only one.
It's called Shogun'ska.
The name is a little scary.
You can see all of Kyoto from here.
Wow, it's amazing.
You can see all of Kyoto.
It's very beautiful at night.
It's very beautiful.
It's beautiful when we are here.
It's beautiful.
Like this, you can see all of Kyoto Tower.
You can see all of Kyoto.
Wow, it's beautiful.
It's very beautiful, isn't it?
So, Kyoto couples go here quite often.
Well, I don't know what you mean by that.
What are you saying?
Just my opinion.
I think you will not mind if we see it in real life,
but it's just a dot.
It's not a dot!
No, no, no, no, no!
If you say it like that, it's over!
So, I'm sorry.
But, there is no such rudeness.
And, unfortunately, Kyoto is not a place where you can say anything.
Got it. Next person please!
Sunshine Ikezaki is your guide! Where is he?!
He's a popular guy on TV! Kagoshima, Sunshine Ikezaki's hometown!
Oh my!
It's called "Legend House"
Legend House!
But you didn't fix it, did you?
No, I didn't. I introduced it in a show.
And it became quite famous.
I'm turning it into a tourist spot.
People come to see it.
So, sometimes my mom
buys me some
"kiss" like
rock T-shirts
that I don't usually wear.
I see.
Your mom buys you some, doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
And she gives me more and more food.
But recently,
the most amazing thing I got was
an old woman who I don't know
brought me this much "senbazuru"
I see.
Since Ikezaki's TV exposure
has decreased a little,
she brought me "senbazuru"
praying that I can appear more on TV.
She thought I was sick.
So, you can't appear on TV
because you're sick, right?
You can't appear on TV because you're sick.
I'm grateful for that.
I got it, but I can't appear on TV that much.
Hey, hey, hey!
You're on TV!
You're not on TV!
What's going on?
Manabu's family
also makes it into a tourist spot.
Yes, they do.
I saw a lot of "super-takeru" on TV.
Yes, they do it on TV.
A lot of people come.
They often come for interviews and programs.
They still have offers for interviews and programs.
From now on,
we will send you "senbazuru" provided by the sponsors you see here.
We also have programs where you feel like you're going to die.
Oh, this is Manabu's house.
And
there are quite a lot of rude staff.
There are quite a lot of rude staff.
The worst thing I've seen
is when the staff was setting up the GoPro in the store,
they were smoking while smoking.
Really?
Manabu's father used to be a heavy smoker,
and his house was full of smoke.
I think that's why the staff thought smoking was OK.
I think they were smoking while setting up the GoPro.
By the way, this is Manabu's father.
This is a ridiculous person.
Manabu's father is the one who smoked the most.
Fua-chan! Fua-chan!
Is there any famous house in Tokyo
that is a tourist spot?
Yes, there is. I have a house in Hachioji,
which belongs to Sabu-chan.
Oh, yes.
It's famous.
Usually, celebrities' houses
usually have a door or something to hide it.
Usually, celebrities' houses usually have a door or something to hide it.
To protect their privacy,
in front of Sabu-chan's house,
they usually have a door or something to hide it.
That's ridiculous.
Let's go and find out!
Mickey Mouse Guide! Where on earth is it?
The birthplace of Kyoto entertainers.
Kyoto Shin-kyogoku Park, where Downtown was making jokes about.
It's been a long time ago, but now it's June and August.
Before that, there was a month in Kyoto.
Behind that, there is this Shin-kyogoku Park, and it's still there.
It's quite famous among Kyoto people.
It's said that Downtown was making jokes about there.
However, the way to get there is a little vague.
Oh, really?
Oh, Shin-kyogoku, right?
Shin-kyogoku, nostalgic.
From the shopping street.
No, we came from behind.
That's right.
The atmosphere is certainly not that good.
That's right.
There is also a slightly edgy movie theater.
The one in front of it is edgy.
This is...
So, this is behind Kyoto.
That's right.
Behind Kyoto.
Yes, behind the theater.
That's right.
But it wasn't this beautiful.
It wasn't this beautiful.
No, no, this wasn't a theater.
We Kyoto people were in this situation when we came from behind.
Yes.
For me and other Kyoto entertainers, we often did street performances there.
Because it's said to be a sacred place.
I thought we'd succeed.
Apparently, we also did it in Savannah.
And we were doing it.
And we were gathering people for street performances.
And we were doing manzai.
And at the end of it, an old man walked up and said,
Hey, I remember you guys watching it.
I remember you guys watching it.
Downtown was doing manzai here.
"Oh, really?" said Downtown while he was doing manzai.
And behind him, a half-hearted giant put his arms together and said,
"They're working hard again today." and watched it.
But it's definitely not true.
It can't be like that.
"They're selling it." said the old man.
"Really?" said the old man.
We were doing it.
So, instead of making up stories,
we were getting hit by a big ball here, weren't we?
Yes, yes.
Daisuke Miyagawa...
was throwing a ball.
He was throwing a big and fast ball.
And we had to capture it all the time.
It was really like that.
And now, everyone hates it.
And I hate baseball, so I wanted to refuse it.
But now, for me, it's always been a laser disc.
I always talk about laser discs.
Never again!
It's funny.
Recently, they tell us stories about UFOs.
Yes, there was such a performance.
Tokyo, which you can't imagine in your hometown, has been deceived!
Kaminari, how is it?
When we were in middle school, we decided to go on a school trip to Kyoto.
We took a bus from Ibaraki to Tokyo Station.
And we took a Shinkansen from Tokyo Station to Kyoto, right?
And we don't have a Shinkansen in our hometown,
so we were worried if these children could ride a Shinkansen.
So we crushed our morals and practiced riding a Shinkansen in the gymnasium.
The teacher made a Shinkansen out of cardboard like this,
and said, "Here comes the Shinkansen for Line 22."
"Please get on." One by one.
And I was just standing there.
Then a Shinkansen teacher came up to me and said, "Hey, you're dead!"
And I said, "Hey, you're a friend of the white line now, aren't you?"
You'll die in Tokyo for sure!
You'd better be careful!
The Shinkansen is coming!
You'll die for sure, so be careful!
There was a reward.
And we took a bus to Tokyo Station, right?
When we got on the Shinkansen, the teacher pulled us away,
and we were scared.
When we got home, it was the first time for us in Tokyo Station,
so we just stayed there.
Teacher, get in!
Get in!
We just stayed there and got on the Shinkansen.
We should have practiced our morals properly.
I heard you were surprised by the trains in Tokyo.
That's right!
We're from Ibaraki Prefecture, and there's a Shinkansen train with a toilet.
I see.
On the train?
There's a toilet on the train, so you don't have to pee at the station before getting on the train.
I see!
You just have to pee on the train.
I see!
And I thought all trains in Tokyo were like that,
so I really held back my pee and got on the Yamanote Line,
and there was no toilet!
I was really fooled!
You thought it was the same train, didn't you?
I wasn't fooled!
I see!
That's how it is!
How about you, Toku?
When I was a student, I used to do a lot of press conferences.
Press conferences!
You did a lot!
I did two in the morning and two in the evening, so I earned 60,000 yen every month!
You earned 60,000 yen in the morning, didn't you?
Yes!
I told you!
It's hard to earn 60,000 yen in the morning and in the evening!
I earned it, but I worked hard to earn 60,000 yen,
and I thought it wasn't much,
and when I came to Tokyo, I worked at a bar in Tokyo,
and there were a lot of Asians there,
and I got along with a lot of Chinese people.
And Toku Ekman is a kid who can do a great job,
so I wanted my superior to meet him.
That's good!
And when I met him, he wore a double suit and was obviously crazy.
I see.
And he had a lot of stuff like that,
and he said, "I'll introduce you to a good part- time job."
It's 40,000 yen just to get on a train from Shinjuku to Ebisu.
What?!
You just have to have something.
I see.
And you get something from Ebisu.
You bring it all the way to Shinjuku and it's another 40,000 yen.
Would you do it? Wouldn't you do it?
Wow!
Wouldn't you do it?
Wow!
Really?
Really, I'd do it.
No, I wouldn't.
No, no, no.
You'd do it?
No, I wouldn't do it.
It's been about 20 years now.
How about you, Miki?
You know, what surprises me about Tokyo is that
everyone wears sunglasses and masks.
They all look like celebrities.
I see.
You can't imagine that in the countryside.
You can't imagine that.
When I was eating, a woman came in with sunglasses and a mask
and as soon as she saw me, she looked me in the eye and said "suta, suta, suta".
I thought it was a scandal.
I see.
When you order a drink and you drink it, you lift up the mask like this and drink it.
I thought it was even more suspicious.
I finally took off my sunglasses and mask when I ate, but I glanced at it and went to the bathroom.
I glanced at it and it was someone I didn't know at all.
I thought you were Shibaitaro!
Why are you dressed like that?!
It's someone you don't know at all!
It's Shibaitaro!
Why are you dressed like that?!
What's with him?!
On the contrary, people who are celebrities don't really dress like that in Tokyo.
I see.
The other day, I saw Kawasaki Mao-san eating with foreigners.
I saw it in Asasaka.
About a year ago, I was walking and I saw Horikita Maki-san walking in front of me.
I noticed it.
When I passed by Horikita Maki-san, I thought it was Horikita Maki-san and I said "it's Horikita Maki-san" to him.
He said "oh, you saw me!" and ran towards me.
He took off Horikita Maki-san's clothes and said "oh, you saw me!"
I thought it was someone from a celebrity.
He turned around and said "oh, you saw me!"
Like this! Like this!
I was about to look at it, but I think Horikita Onii- chan took it and put it on me.
He put his hat on me.
And the moment we passed each other, he was like this.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
He walked like this.
That's not fair!
It just happened.
Do you want to see a celebrity in Tokyo?
When we went out for dinner the other day, I went back to the bathroom and saw Juju-san!
I thought it was Juju, but I can't hide it. It was Juju!
I thought it was Juju.
I saw Okamoto Natsuki riding a supercar in Shibuya before.
Supercar?
In Shinkansen's free seat, Band Eiji-san was taking three seats.
What?!
What are you talking about?!
Horikita Onii-chan and Horikita Natsuki took all the seats!
What a coincidence!
Fuwa-chan, do you have any stories from Tokyo?
I'm from Hachioji, so even if I say Tokyo for a bit, I'm from the countryside.
Tokyo isn't very safe, so my friends and I are always walking.
And when I first went to Tokyo and my friends were laughing,
I like people who laugh like this.
People who laugh like this.
There's no one in Hachioji who laughs like that.
When I first came out of Tokyo, everyone was laughing like this.
"Could you possibly be rich?" "Could you possibly be rich?"
And I was like, "Huh?! What did you say?!"
What's up with you?!
What about you, Majami?!
With this flow...
What about you, Tokyo?!
With this flow...
But seriously, even now, there are shop staff and charisma staff.
They're very good at communicating with customers.
I used to work at a shop in Osaka.
When I was in Osaka, I asked, "Do you have anything you'd like?"
I'm just looking around.
No, no, just look around.
You've been looking around for a long time.
They're very kind.
But when I went to Tokyo and looked around,
Are you looking for something?
I'm just looking around.
I had a scary look on my face.
Huh?! Are you looking around?!
"Huh?!" I said.
And I was terrified of going into a shop.
Now I can't go anywhere because of this.
But back then, I was terrified of going to Tokyo.
So I'm still terrified of going to Tokyo.
Fuwa-chan, what do you think of Osaka's shop staff?
Now, it's the opposite.
When I went to Osaka and asked, "Do you have anything you'd like?"
They said "Cont!"
Cont! Clothing store.
Don't be like that!
What's Cont, a clothing store?!
But we are seriously worrying you.
Igenari, what do you think of it?
For me,
it's the Kabukicho store!
It's pretty catchy.
If you're in Kagoshima and you ask, "Are there any good stores?"
If there is a shop like this for 5,000 yen, I'd like you to take me to a really good shop.
I see.
Kabuki-cho is really crazy.
I talked to him and said, "Is there a shop like this?"
He said, "Yes, there is."
He introduced me to a chain store.
I said, "Let me check it out."
He said, "Oh, there seems to be a lot of shops like that."
If it's this shop,
for 2,000 yen,
two hours,
drink, you can go,
he said and took me home.
It was very narrow there,
in a narrow place,
and there was only a table and a blanket of cloth.
A blanket of cloth?
A blanket of cloth.
A blanket of cloth!
Hey, don't talk to me!
Don't talk to me!
What?
Don't talk to me!
I see.
I'm talking to you with a serious face,
but you're not listening.
What?
You relied on me?
You relied on me, but you didn't listen.
I thought you had some sort of flow.
My humor is pink.
I'll turn on the electricity in the second half.
I'll turn on the electricity.
Why did you turn on the electricity at the end of the talk?
So he took me to a strange shop,
and I went there to get caught once.
I went there to get caught once.
I experienced it once.
And, like before,
there are a lot of chain stores here,
so I decided to go to this store.
But I experienced the same thing again,
and I already knew the pattern.
So I said I'd go and see the chain store,
but in the end, I liked the pattern of the chain store.
So it was a lie.
I see.
And when I came back,
I couldn't catch it anymore.
So you couldn't go on like this?
I couldn't go on like this!
So, well...
You really were a "yuba"!
"Yuba"!
I thought you were a "yuba",
but you were actually a "yuba"!
A "yuba" turned into a "figure"!
The more you say it, the more I get it!
Kyoto's common sense is...
At the corner of a house...
Kyoto's common sense is...
Wow! There's a lot of it!
I'm sorry for Kyoto people, but there's a lot of it in the back.
In addition, Miki pleaded not guilty of corruption charges!
A thorough guide to local common sense!
We did it!
A thorough guide to local common sense!
Please see for yourself!
Let's hear it from above!
What do you place at the corner of a house in Kyoto to threaten people?
Miki, please!
Kyoto's common sense is...
You place a limestone at the corner of a house to threaten people!
What's that?
When you go to a house in Kyoto, you often see a house with limestone at the corner like this!
This is called "ikezuishi".
For example, if you go a little further down this road and it gets narrower...
By car!
It's a house where you can hit your own wall, so many people at home hurt their cars here and try not to let them in.
That's why Kyoto people are a little nasty.
Wow, it's coming out a lot! Kyoto people!
And if you look closely at this, it looks like a human being.
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Seikatsu Kyoto and some snow scenery!
There's been a lot of things in Kyoto!
But just hearing that explanation just made me think of something!
I'm sorry to say this, but Kyoto people, but there's a lot of stuff in the back.
It's really scary!
No, no! It's not that kind of nasty!
No, it's not!
It's not that kind of nasty!
It's not a nasty thing that can't be said.
It's "bad heart" "ikezui"
So it's both of them and I put it because I don't like being scratched by walls.
When I was working in Kyoto, I marked "ikezui" on the map of the sales office.
I see.
Like "osumateru"
Like "jiponge"
Even in Kyoto, there are a lot of Kyoto people living there, so if you guess it right, you won't know what they will say.
When I turn, I'm very conscious of it.
I was too conscious of it, so I hit "ikezui" in a house that doesn't have "ikezui"
I thought it would be better than hitting "ikezui"
So I hit "ikezui" and it said "Give me 10 million yen"
You say such a thing?!
So I said "Ikezui" in a house that doesn't have "ikezui", and it said "I'll give you 10 million yen"
If it was in Ikeneshin's house, it would have been even worse.
But it's more Kyoto-like than being scratched by a triangle.
Even though it doesn't break a house, it's like this.
But you've never taken this up in a sales office, have you?
No, I haven't.
This is amazing. I've never heard of it before.
I'll send you a LINE message right away.
I'll send it to the producer.
No, no, no.
This is good.
You're in trouble. You're in trouble.
Yes, yes.
It's over.
I'm good at Hokkaido's "nabukabu".
Yes. The common sense of Hokkaido is...
When it's snowing and crows can't fly, schools are closed.
Amazing.
Even with a little snow, you have to go to school.
Yes, you're right.
But when it's already snowing and I look out of the window during class,
even though it's snowing a lot, as long as crows are flying, schools are closed.
Everyone is looking at crows during class.
Students and teachers.
But if I say, "Teacher, crows can't fly anymore, so schools are closed,"
and if I say, "Teacher, school is closed for today. Let's go home."
There are a lot of stories about animals.
And foxes are monsters.
Foxes are monsters?
I really want you to be careful about this,
but there is an insect called "equinococcus" in foxes.
You should never touch a fox.
And you shouldn't even touch what a fox touches.
But sometimes in Hokkaido locations,
actresses like "I love Hokkaido"
say "foxes are cute" and it's a fake.
It's not like that.
It's cute.
It's not cute. They are monsters.
They are cute.
Even if it's cute, it's a monster.
But didn't people from other countries have rules and things like that?
It's fake. Everyone is fake.
You shouldn't do that.
Equinococcus is so famous that it even appears in "Black Jack".
But one of my relatives got divorced,
and I asked my son, "Dad, what are you up to lately?"
and he said, "I'm eating fox meat in the mountains."
He's eating fox meat.
He's a real equinococcus person.
But it seems like he's having a good time.
And deers.
Deers.
Deers are monsters.
You can catch a lot of deers.
There are various areas, and only our area has a lot of deers, so you can catch deers.
Yes.
You can catch deers and sell them.
There are about three or four deers.
But most of them have their heads removed.
There are three heads.
Most of them are gone.
What about cows?
We have our own ranch.
My grandfather's ranch is also a ranch.
It's not a beef ranch.
Anyway, we take care of girls.
If girls are not sold, it doesn't make sense.
I see.
I've been to the birth scene of cows many times.
Let's check first whether it's a female or a male.
If it's a female, my grandfather and grandmother will kiss her secretly.
That's disgusting.
I don't know why, but it's disgusting.
It's not a good story.
Grandmother, do you have a coxer?
It's not a good story.
It's disgusting.
It's not a male.
Even if it's a male, it's not sold much.
It doesn't make much money.
If it's a female, it's not sold much.
It's disgusting.
Next, it's beeswax.
If you sing "beeswax temperature", you will be addicted to something.
Yes, Uma-chan, please.
Yes, if you sing "beeswax temperature", you will be addicted to something.
You work too hard.
It's hard for me to breathe.
What did you say?
I'll say it again.
If you sing "beeswax temperature", you will be addicted to something.
What does it mean?
That's right.
Mr. Hiromi and I have a lot of beeswax competition.
When I first came to Mr. Hiromi's show, I didn't like it very much.
But...
That's what I thought.
Yes.
The theme song sung by all members of Hachioji...
While singing to Hachioji-on and Mr. Hiromi...
I'm from Hachioji-fu.
I fell in love with it.
So, whatever song you sing...
This one?
Yes.
This one.
♪ Hachioji ♪
♪ Leaves sparkle, sparkle, sparkle ♪
So, if you sing "sunshine gezaki" too, you will fall in love with me.
Seriously?
Should I sing it?
♪ Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm in trouble ♪
Don't say "I'm in trouble".
It's not "yeah, I'm in trouble".
♪ Yeah, I'm in trouble ♪
Actually, this song is a traditional song of Hachioji.
So, if you sing this song, you will be a real Hachioji-fan.
I see.
Next one is "kagoshima".
What do you put on your teacher's car?
Is it a common sense?
"sunshine gezaki", please.
Yes!
Kagoshima's common sense is...
We put volcanic ash on our teacher's car!
Volcanic ash?
Kagoshima has a cherry blossom island.
That's right.
Every year, it erupts about 1,000 times.
Really?
All the time.
It piles up like this.
That's amazing.
When it piles up like this,
elementary school students and children take it as an opportunity
and put volcanic ash on their teacher's car.
I see.
So, it's a common sense.
Yes, it is.
So, in Kagoshima prefecture,
"oogiri" has been trained.
Does it mean you wrote something funny?
You said it yourself.
I wrote something funny with "oogiri".
Really?
Did you write a comedy song?
Of course, I was trained with "oogiri"!
My comedy ability.
What did you write?
I want to know.
It's "ungko".
I thought you wrote "yubaga".
"Yubaga"?!
It's not "yubaga".
I thought you wrote "yubaga".
You're wrong!
There's one more thing in Kagoshima, right?
There's one more thing in Kagoshima!
Say it!
In Kagoshima, there are a lot of "nagabuchi".
"Nagabuchi" means charisma.
Yes.
So, "nagabuchi" is the background music for almost all supermarkets.
Supermarkets.
There's no doubt about it.
There's no doubt about it!
So, everyone becomes "nagabuchi".
So, even when you open the automatic door, "nagabuchi" comes out.
Even though it's automatic?
Yes.
And this automatic door is "yuba".
"Yuba"!
"Yuba" is difficult!
You're wrong!
"Yuba" is difficult to write!
It's delicious, though.
I understand.
Let's move on to the next common sense!
It's Osaka!
Even though there's no "yo", what is "yo"?!
Yes, Machanmi, please!
Yes, Osaka's common sense is...
Even though there's no "yo", go back and forth on the Shinsaibashi Bridge!
I'm sure everyone understands this, Kansai people!
I'm sure most of you are young and have nothing to do in the morning, but you want to go somewhere, right?
You'll definitely go south!
When you go south, from the first starting point on south, you go south, south, south, south, yesterday after, like that, like that, only yesterday you went, like that, and after you finished Sinsaibashi Bridge, you went just upside down again, like this, like that, like like like like like, and you always come back, and sometimes you go into shops because you're confused about stuff, or have tea, but you only walk almost nonstop all the time!
The place called "Ebisu Bridge" there, when you go and pick up girls, they say it's "hikkake bridge".
Will you hook up with girls or hook up with you?
I've been hooked up a lot.
Talk about it for about three hours.
I've been hooked up a lot.
Really?
It's a long story.
When I was a college student...
If you ask me about it, let's talk about it in a bar.
Let's talk about it in a bar.
It's better to spread out to the side.
Local food continues!
Stubborn student clothes don't fit!
Let's hear the last common sense!
Ibaraki!
What is the most fashionable for school uniform?
Kaminari, thank you!
Ibaraki's common sense is...
For school uniform, military uniforms are the most fashionable!
When we were in middle school and high school, we had to wear school uniforms.
There were more school uniforms than clothes.
So, boys wore school uniforms to look cool.
We were like that at that time.
So, in winter, school uniforms and military uniforms were the most fashionable.
I knew it!
The point is...
One military uniform is not cool!
It's better to be a little thicker.
So, you wear two military uniforms!
It's a little characteristic!
Do you know by appearance?
Can you wear two?
By appearance, you look thicker!
Your hands look bigger!
This is fashionable!
What did you do in school? Did you run?
You ride a bicycle!
Do you ride a bicycle?
That's right!
So, I designed a helmet and made it fashionable!
How I made it fashionable is...
I put it under my ear!
So, it goes to the side first!
If you work hard...
Then...
It's like this!
As it is...
It's better to spread it out!
I was confused!
I'm sorry! Where is cool?
It looks like it's going to fly!
There were cool seniors doing that!
And that's why it was so fashionable!
Is there any invention for bicycles?
There are two wheels, right?
Yes.
Normally.
You know the iron there, right?
Yes.
To that, we all use a bat or an iron pipe, and bang, bang, and lift it up a little bit.
Wow.
You did it, didn't you?
It's like a three-stage seat of a bicycle.
That's right, that's right.
Did we become a little fond of it, or did we want to use a bicycle like this as much as possible, and lift up the two wheels a little bit?
Didn't you attach a rope to the rear wheel of the bicycle?
A half-step.
Half-step.
Yes, yes, yes.
Half-step.
Yes, yes, yes.
I attached it, I attached it.
That's cool, too.
It can't be stolen, can it?
It can't be stolen.
You changed a lot of things, didn't you?
I did, I did.
First of all, I removed that basket.
I also removed all of this mudguard.
And at the end of the day, I was riding a saddle.
Riding a saddle?
Yes.
You can't sit on it.
I also removed that mudguard.
That's cool, too.
The most dangerous thing in my hometown is that I wrote my email address on the frame.
The most dangerous thing?
That's dangerous.
There are various things like school uniforms and school uniforms, but did you have any school uniforms or local customs in Ikesaki?
For me, this school uniform, this bag, like this.
It's in fashion.
I see.
The one who is the most lively and in good shape is going to club activities like this.
It hurts.
It really hurts.
It hurts.
So, the one who is the most lively in my school is going to sit on this saddle and go to the back of the school uniform.
You're ignoring the saddle.
I'm ignoring the saddle.
This is the most popular style.
This is the "fun" style.
"Fun" style.
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This was the most popular one. "Fun" style.
"Fun" style.
It's really fast.
When you open and close all the automatic doors...
You just do this and...
Yo, slow! Cho-cho-cho!
Cho-cho-cho!
Chi-chi!
Shay!
That was Matsumoto-san, for sure.
That was Matsumoto-san.
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