AISubs v3.5
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Tonight's guest, please come in!
Now, Edbridge is...
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I know you since high school.
You were waiting for me in front of the classroom.
I'd like to introduce myself, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
You talk too fast. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
You're talking too fast.
I know you're talking about it.
It doesn't make any sense.
And here is Roy, too.
SNS is very popular.
It's the same as the globe behind you.
It's terrible.
And here is Hondabe.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Couldn't you stop Maruyama from getting married?
I couldn't.
You couldn't.
I'm sorry.
Please look at me.
Snow Man is your first...
Matsumoto-san, it's my first time.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let's get started!
First of all, from this corner...
New Stardome Kiteretsu Seitai Nijyo Yajin!
I've heard that it's a famous story.
Let's listen to it.
First of all, it's Neo Kihen.
Oh, it's me.
Yes.
It's cold.
What is it?
What's up with you?
Isn't it work?
You look happy.
I look happy?
Yes.
What's up with you?
It's Natto rice.
What?
Sanchi?
Yes.
You can turn on the light.
Yes, I like dark things.
Sanchi, you like dark things, don't you?
Oh, I can do it, too!
Yes, you can.
Fuji, you were such a boy!
I'm finally surrounded by boys like you.
What can I say?
It's amazing.
You greet everyone.
Only girls.
Yes, only girls.
I see.
What?
Johnny's has changed.
It's funny.
Hori is the cutest today.
She is cute.
It's funny.
No, no, no.
Everyone is so cute.
They are always cute.
Every day.
Are you taking care of your skin?
Yes.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's on!
How long does it take?
About 20 minutes.
It takes about 20 minutes.
I see.
It's 7:45 a.m.
It's early.
Yes, it is.
Good morning.
Oh, oh, oh.
Here you are.
Thank you.
It's 7:45 a.m. That's early.
Yes, it is.
It's early in the morning.
It's early in the morning all of a sudden.
Good morning.
What kind of face do you have this time?
It's early in the morning.
We just bought it about a month ago.
How old are you?
I'm not old at all.
Are you serious?
She's sitting next to me.
It's amazing that you have such a book.
It's cool.
It's early in the morning.
I'm scared.
What is it?
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
The second song.
What song is it?
I can't do it.
It's important.
What is the line, the sign?
On a TV show where you get to know more about low- level people,
Downtown Hamada is in a high-priced purchase.
On a TV show where you get to know more about low- level people,
Downtown Hamada is in a high-priced purchase.
Is it a video? Is it a video today?
It's been a while.
This isn't good.
It's legal.
What?
It's legal.
Didn't you make it yourself?
No, I didn't make it myself.
It's over if you make it yourself.
What?
It's been a while.
It's big
Be quiet.
Who shot this?
What is he doing?
Who shot this?
What's wrong?
No way, it hasn't been taken yet.
Look, it hasn't.
That's not its effect.
What a machine, I want you to add this.
Look.
Huh?
(Beep)
(Laughs)
(Beep)
(Laughs)
(Beep)
(Laughs)
(Beep)
It's like a bad video.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
It's like G.O. Kyoson.
It's good.
You can drink it normally.
There are many strange things in the entertainment world.
You should explain it.
First of all, Snow Man.
Yes, Watanabe.
Yes.
You are good at beauty.
Yes, I am.
It's a job you can see.
When I was doing skin care, I wanted to be beautiful from inside.
You take supplements, of course.
That's right.
I put liquid myself.
It's been around for a long time.
Yes.
I see.
The capsule is sold.
Yes, it's a set.
I take it and put it in myself.
When I was young, I said "Please buy it for me."
That's dangerous, too.
Since you were young...
It's illegal.
When I was young, I said "Please buy it for me."
When I came back, I bought something different.
I didn't know it.
I threw it.
It's addictive.
If you were that energetic, you wouldn't need it.
He's been to about five beauty salons.
That's amazing.
I'm addicted to it.
I happened to be in the same clinic as Matt.
I thought it was dangerous when I heard it.
I heard that there is a small needle in your face that makes your face bloody.
I was attracted to it.
What effect does it have?
By hurting the skin, you can clean it with your skin's natural regenerative ability.
After you hurt it, you can apply your own blood and drugs to your face.
Does Matt do it, too?
I think he's doing it.
Matt looks like an old man now.
Matt has a high sense of beauty.
It's not about his face.
His room is very clean.
It's clean at a pleasant level.
It's clean.
But when you enter his house, it doesn't feel like life.
It's like a model room.
When you open the bathroom door, it's all white.
Even the towel is white.
It's like the Stanley Kubrick's "Journey to Space" in 2001.
Can you relax if you don't do this?
I can't relax.
And I want to make it all white.
I have to manage how clean and stoic I am, right?
So it's a pleasure to be able to manage it.
So I don't use the lower towel at all.
The towel has a large closing area, so if you use one, your hair will be disturbed.
The upper one is a hard towel, but most of the towels are Canada.
Then why did you buy a bus?
I thought it would be weird if a bus wasn't in someone's house.
It's in someone's house.
That's weird.
So, you were in front of me and you felt bad.
What's wrong with you?
No, no, what are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
This is just a part of my house.
But you wake up in the morning and say hello to your wife.
Isn't that normal for you two?
Yes.
But you just throw it away.
No, no, no.
So, today...
You're his wife.
Yes, I'm his wife.
I was only aiming for Johnny's.
I heard that Downtown Deluxe will be released today, so I brought my wife with me.
Oh!
You brought your wife with you!
She's Yasawa Nico-chan, a member of an idol group called Muse, who appears in the anime Love Live!
I thought I'd show you Downtown.
You didn't show us Downtown, you showed your wife Downtown.
Oh, that's right!
I thought I'd show you Downtown.
In many ways, is Johnny's okay?
It's okay.
Are you wearing anime clothes?
Yes, I am.
I'm wearing it again today.
It says "panties hurt" here.
Do you call it "panties"?
It's a goodie.
You're the one who says it hurts.
I get excited when I'm wearing a girl's clothes.
For example, "Science of Railguns" or "Index".
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's no such thing as "panties".
Mr. Sakuma, I heard you combined anime love and Johnny's style.
I have a special skill.
No, you don't.
Thank you.
I'm good at acrobatics and otagei.
I'll show you my acrobatics and otagei.
Let's do it.
Music, start!
Science of Railguns
Thank you very much!
It's great, but I think it's enough for today.
No, no, no!
It's enough for today.
Now, Ato, you are a true man.
You wake up in the morning and go to the car.
I love cars.
I'm 56 years old now.
I have 56 cars.
I just got 56 cars.
Really?
You haven't kept them for a long time, have you?
I have three cars.
You haven't kept them for a long time, have you?
I just got my driver's license.
You haven't kept any of them for a long time, have you?
I try not to keep any of them.
It's amazing!
It's about two years at the earliest.
If it's too early, I go home in two months.
You got this car two days ago?
Yes, it's a Jaguar EV car.
It's cool!
It's very fast.
It's an EV car.
I got it two days ago.
No, no, no!
You just got your driver's license in September, haven't you?
Yes, I bought a car in September.
I bought a car in September.
Your wife doesn't say anything about you?
My wife?
She does say something about me, but...
Can you show me your other photos?
You look like you've been processed.
She does say things like, "Are you going to buy it again?"
That's right.
She also collects animal goods.
She collects animal goods.
She also collects animal T-shirts.
I see!
She likes pandas, too.
I gave her a panda's wedding ring.
It's funny to see you like this!
I think it'd be nice if you like it.
I wonder if it's okay.
While collecting animals, you just got Jaguar, right?
Animals.
I hate that process the most.
Please give him a round of applause!
Matsumo san, you've been tricked!
Although they are full of happiness,
until they get married...
You've proposed to her quite a few times, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I've proposed to her about 50 or 60 times.
To Marumo san?
Yes.
But it doesn't seem like it's working out for me.
For example, I'm with Matsumo san and she's with me.
We're watching TV, right?
And I'm like, "Should we get married?"
I see.
It's embarrassing for me to say that.
So I'm like, "Should we get married?"
But it doesn't seem like it's working out for me.
I see what you mean, Marumo san.
Yes, it is.
So you've been in a relationship for a long time?
Yes, we've been in a relationship since I joined this year.
We've known each other for eight years.
When did you first put your hand out?
When did I put my hand out?
You put your hand out and...
Hand.
Red card.
It's a hand, but...
It's a keeper.
When did you first put your hand out?
When did I put my hand out?
Yes.
Huh?
Maruko is really good at defense!
She might be ahead of Iai in defense!
She's good at defense.
You own a lot of cars and use them a lot.
But you also bought expensive things recently.
I like music.
I wanted to make music on my own.
So I bought a lot of equipment for it.
This is a mirror.
I spent about 1 million yen on it.
I also put my computer in it.
You spent a lot of money on it.
Yes, a lot of equipment.
I spent about 1 million yen on professional equipment.
I was surprised.
I bought a certain music product online.
It only came with a thin envelope.
When I opened it up, it only had one A4 paper.
It said here...
It said 160 digits.
What is this?
It only said this, but it was 300,000 yen.
What?
What does that mean?
I paid 300,000 yen for this paper.
You can download the software by entering a serial code.
It's like a software password.
I paid 300,000 yen for this 160 digits.
I calculated it.
It's about 2,000 yen per digit.
Do you need that calculation?
It's about 2,000 yen per digit.
It's about the same as Hamada-san's garage.
Why?
Why is that?
It's about 100,000 yen.
It's not that bad.
What do you think?
It's not that bad.
Is it?
That's why I'm spreading it out.
Spread it out?
It's about 2,000 yen per digit.
It's about the same as Hamada-san's garage.
It's about 2,000 yen per digit.
Beppu!
Yes?
You spend a lot of money on your hobbies.
Yes, I do.
What do you spend it on?
Can I talk about it?
Yes, you can.
Everyone is waiting for you.
Beppu is the only one who can talk about it.
He's the only one.
My hobby is women's wrestling.
There is a player called Yumi Oka from WAVE.
She made me a costume.
Really?
Yes.
Is it personal?
Yes, it is.
Please use it.
Yes, we made it together.
She gave me my name, Beppu.
She also gave me my team name.
That's amazing!
Yes, it's 140,000 yen.
I borrowed it from Mr. Akomu.
You spent a lot of money like him.
Yes.
You must be happy about it.
I was happy.
When I was punched by Beppu, I was like…
It's Elkho, though.
Elkho.
Please talk about it.
I felt like I was fighting.
Beppu, do you have a crush on her?
Do you have a crush on her?
I don't think so.
Oh, you're a fan of her.
Yes, I'm a fan of her.
I'm looking for someone I like.
Can you date her?
Yes, I do.
I like someone else.
Why?
I'm not that kind of person.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're weird.
You never wake up.
You always wake up at 3 a.m., don't you?
I always wake up at 3 a.m.
I always dream when I wake up.
I got a statistic.
I don't dream much when I wake up and eat.
I wake up three hours before and eat.
I always have a good dream.
Is Beppu your statistic?
No, it's my statistic.
I always have a good dream when I wake up and eat.
That's why you do it on purpose, right?
That's right.
I always have a cool dream when I wake up and eat.
Cool dream?
Basically, there is a tree on the cliff.
My mom and someone I like are hanging from the tree.
They save me and I fall down on the cliff.
That's when I wake up.
It's my dream to save someone and die.
I always dream like that.
You're lying!
I want to die!
Even now, Sasaguri is driving Ueda's car.
That's right. I'm driving Ueda's car.
Beppu, you're driving Ueda's car, right?
Yes, I'm driving Alita's car.
That's strange.
What is Ueda doing?
What is he doing while driving a car?
He is reading a book or reading a newspaper.
I was surprised recently.
I was driving and looked in the rear-view mirror.
He was reading "Ruigo".
I thought he was reading a dictionary.
He was reading a dictionary.
I thought he was reading a dictionary.
Isn't it too stoic?
Have you ever read a dictionary?
I don't read much, but please tell me a bad story.
What is it?
After this, Gaunton went into the darkness of the cream stew.
I don't like stories about Ueda.
I'm sure he's driving a car and going to Aijin.
Tell me a worse story.
A worse story?
I don't like stories about Ueda.
I'm sure he's driving a car and going to Aijin.
He's not going.
Really?
He says he's not going.
Sometimes we have a meal party.
We get off at the meal party.
And we can go home.
So you don't know.
I don't know.
You say you're not going.
I'm not going.
You should go home.
You say you're not going.
He's weird.
I'm sure he's waiting for you.
Why is he going in?
I'm surprised.
I see.
I'm surprised.
Ueda is suspicious.
I know.
He's different.
Yes, he's different.
Why is he trying to drive you away?
I'm sorry. I don't know Ueda very well.
You don't know him?
He's a senior at the agency.
You're close.
I see.
Now, Roy.
Yes?
You're excited from the morning.
Did you just talk to me?
Yes.
You're so kind, Mr. Jack.
Thank you.
Mr. Jack is kind to his wife.
He's kind to his wife.
That's right.
Mr. Jack is kind to his wife.
That's right.
This is the first time we've had a variety show like this.
So I'm very happy.
Mr. Jack is kind to his wife.
Roy, you're like that when you wake up.
Right?
Why?
Roy.
Roy Chan is the boss of the band.
So, you practice like this every morning?
Yes, I play the original song in the morning and dance.
It's amazing, you seem like you have been resurrected.
You seem like you have been revived few years later.
You seem like you are energetic since morning.
Yes, that's right.
The other day, I was dancing in a model's field.
Yes, that's it.
When I was modeling, I modeled for GUCCI.
I was so happy. "Teriyaki?"
Teriyaki?
Terero with teriyaki.
Just a joke?
Teriyaki.
At that time, I was very moist.
Moist.
Yes, I was moist.
But Roy was a normal driver.
Here is your favorite food. Ehomaki, please.
I always had fun.
But it was blown away.
What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
What?
Are you an A.I.?
Are you an A.I. of a research facility?
Roy has always been an A.I.
You can talk with others.
I always do this kind of work.
What?
Really?
Roy, I'm glad you're doing this.
You're being beaten up.
I'm glad you're doing this.
Roy is always very excited.
But he has a great skill that he has made his trademark quick talk.
I can do "todoken" in 10 seconds.
What?
It's a little hard.
I can do it, but I'm not good at it because I'm a rapper.
I want you to do it.
I want you to do the same thing as me.
What are you going to do?
I can do "todoken" in 10 seconds.
In 10 seconds?
Japan's best rapper, R.stey-san, will he be able to do it?
Here we go. Ready, start!
Hokkaido, Aomori, Iwate, Miyagi, Akita, Yamagata, Fukushima, Ibaragi, Tochigi, Gunma, Saitama, Chiba, Tokyo, Kanagawa, Niigata, Toyama, Ishikawa, Fukui, Yamanashi, Nagano, Gifu, Shizuoka, Aichi, Mie, Shiga, Kyoto, Osaka!
That's amazing!
That's impossible!
But this is difficult!
And if you don't have it all in your head, you won't be able to do it.
That's true.
Here we go.
Can we do it anytime?
Sure!
Ready, start!
Hokkaido, Aomori, Akita, Miyagi, Iwate, Yamagata, Fukushima, Ibaragi, Tokyo, Kanagawa, Niigata, Toyama, Ishikawa, Ishikawa, Yamagata, Miyagi, Fukushima, Ishikawa, Toyama, Gifu, Shirakawa, Nakano, Nakano...
It's been a while, I guess I'm going home.
No, no, no!
- You were gone for 7 seconds! - 7 seconds.
- You're still here. - Rest time!
- Really? - No, no, no! I flew from Wakayama to Okinawa!
- You flew! - You flew!
You flew in an airplane from Wakayama to Okinawa!
Now, there are many strange people, but now, you've seen it, right?
- Yes, we've seen it. - They haven't pulled it out many times...
- What's that? - What's that?
- I was scared. - No, that's...
You have your own rhythm...
Like...
Left, right, neck...
There's a fixed rhythm like that...
And if you miss it, you want to do it all over again.
- Oh... - That's right.
Like, with the rhythm of "one, two, three" you're thinking of...
Like, sleeves, neck, sleeves...
If you don't get it right, you have to pull it out again and do it all over again.
Have you seen it before? How many times have you done it?
- There was a time when we moved in together... - Yes.
We were always like that.
We were always doing gacha, gacha, gacha...
When we moved in...
For about an hour and a half...
In a small unit bus...
We were always showering.
And we washed our hair many times...
And our hair was covered in blood...
Because we washed it many times...
There are times when the foam falls off in a gross way, right?
Like...
It's supposed to flow from the head...
So it falls like this...
It falls like this...
And it has to fall like this...
But it falls like this first...
And there's still foam left...
And we're like, "No..."
And we do it all over again...
- What? - What?
No, no, no, no...
Everyone has those gross moments, right?
I understand a little of it...
Right?
But even me...
When I'm walking in the city...
I don't want to look weird...
I don't want to look scary...
So I'm walking around...
And I just thought...
My walking style...
- Your walking style... - My walking style...
My walking style was a little different...
And I put out my phone again...
Did I go in the wrong way?
And I put on a camouflage...
Do you understand the meaning of that?
"Walking style is different"...
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Do you understand his emotions?
No, I mean...
I tried to...
I want to receive it from this side.
Is it okay for you to talk about your parents?
I love you so much.
You are laughing next to me, but you are particular about your clothes.
My clothes are like this now.
I wore shorts and sandals in midwinter.
I wore a thick coat and a hat on top of it.
I wore this outfit all year round.
You have an image of a woman.
The colder the winter gets, the hotter the top gets.
The bottom is always like this.
We worked together for eight years.
A few years ago, I received a sudden email at night.
I looked at the picture I was in.
It was a winter scenery.
A lot of adults were wearing thick jackets and long sleeves.
I was wearing shorts and sandals in the middle of it.
I was very embarrassed.
I said I would wear a full-length suit from tomorrow.
She sent me a letter of determination.
Since then, I've been wearing suits for two years, both in winter and summer.
That's amazing.
You are cute.
I'm sweating.
I want to touch you.
After a period of wearing suits, I suddenly wore a simple white T-shirt and a rucksack.
I asked her what's wrong.
She said she would wear it from today.
What does "from today" mean?
When I was wearing a suit, I said I would wear it for the rest of my life.
I said it was the final form of men's fashion.
Then I wore this white T-shirt.
I see.
It's a "my boom".
I've been wearing shorts and sandals for about eight years.
When I wore it, people told me it was a winter short- sleeved sandal.
I thought I had to live up to their expectations.
It lasted for about eight years.
I was embarrassed when I met you.
In the end, I wanted to avoid young Italian men.
That's why I chose a suit for men's final form of fashion.
I see.
I wore a suit.
When I wear a suit, I don't want to stand out in various places.
I don't want to give information.
I don't want to leave an impression on others.
That's why I chose a suit.
You haven't been able to recover your fortune.
I heard you have something you want to say to Seiya.
When I watch Seiya-san's radio or TV, I feel like he's very similar to me.
He's clumsy and clumsy at everything.
I thought he was a little similar, but when I asked him, he said he wasn't good at origami and couldn't fold laundry.
He said he couldn't shuffle trumpets on the radio.
It's exactly the same.
I was thinking about it, and suddenly I got a call from Motokano.
He came up to me and said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello?"
He said, "If I had seen Seiya Shimofuri, I wouldn't have remembered you."
People who are that similar are quite similar.
I think we're similar, and people who are similar to me think we're similar, too.
Oh, really?
Is that what you think when you come up here?
I can't do it.
Origami doesn't break, does it?
It doesn't break.
It's the same.
No, chance.
Since I was a kid, girls were fast.
Fast.
But you have to be really slow or you can't keep up.
Why can you do it in one go?
No, no.
You can do it with a trampoline, right?
This is difficult.
I met you for the first time.
I wasn't around either.
So I was moved.
I thought there was someone who couldn't do a trampoline.
Isn't it hard to work part-time?
So I couldn't work a decent part-time job.
So I quit in about a week.
I forget what I was told.
At a hamburger shop where I worked when I was about 19,
a girl in her lower age ran up to me and said,
Hey, Nogami.
Yes?
There's cheese in a cheeseburger, so it's a cheeseburger.
She got mad at me and I forgot to put it all in.
So when she got mad at me, I broke my heart and quit.
You forgot to put noodles in curry udon.
You're terrible.
But you can do one thing if you like it.
So I wasn't good at it when I was in the soccer club.
But I learned a skill that only professionals can't do.
I'd like to show it to Honnam.
What is the only skill that a very clumsy tailor has learned in the soccer club area?
You put the ball on your head.
On your head?
And you take off your pants.
What?
Here I go!
He's concentrating.
This is amazing.
Now he'll take off his shoes.
This is amazing.
You have to succeed at least once!
That's right.
You can't fail! Shoes!
He's amazing.
Here I go!
Everyone! It's a deluxe!
You can do it!
Please!
You always fail!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
This is amazing!
It's difficult to stop with my head.
I couldn't even say "ch" like I did in my hometown.
If you say "ch" here, it's over!
The dancers are shy.
Next up is "work is weird".
Is it broken?
I know you're here.
You're here, right?
This is amazing!
In the end, everyone is doing it!
You just moved, didn't you?
That's not how you do it!
It's not that hard!
Where did you go? Where did you go?
You can go!
You can do it!
I'm going to add lines. Vertical lines.
I'm going to add lines like this.
Can you see it?
I'm going to cut it with this.
You can do it!
This is how it looks like.
Hi, I'm Soshina.
I came here to eat grilled meat.
My particularity may come out.
First of all, these seven corners are in a bad direction.
I have to make a hole as much as possible.
I don't know how to move my body.
The tongue is here.
I'm not sure if I used it or not.
The tongue is here and here.
The mouth is through two holes.
The lower part of the tongue is not a tongue.
It doesn't have a taste.
It's just a weird texture.
You should cut it from here.
Ideally, it should be like this.
The lower part of the tongue is reddish.
This shop sells it.
They use the lowest part of the tongue.
It's the worst.
It's not a tongue.
It's a plate.
What is it?
It's a spaceship.
Thank you for watching.
It's a spaceship.
The lever has arrived.
Can you see the thin skin around the lever?
It's only left in the mouth.
It's better to cut it off.
I'll do it.
Look at this.
What is this shape?
It's like a hole.
Is it for steaming?
The lever is ready.
Look at the problem one.
It's like Nagasaki prefecture.
But I can't eat it.
Gochisousamadeshita.
I'll review it.
It's cheap.
I'm satisfied with it.
It's cheap.
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Can you see this?
Can you see it?
This will make you sleepy.
[Groans]
[Glug glug glug]
[Groans]
[Laughter]
[Glug glug glug]
[Groans]
[Laughter]
It looks like a mouth.
[Groans]
[Laughter]
Henshi, wake me up at 8 tomorrow.
[Laughter]
The alarm is on at 8.
[Door closing]
Nema?
Nema.
Nema?!
You're strong.
I know you're here.
What are you doing?
She came at the right moment.
It's important.
It's good.
You two did a great job today.
You're amazing.
Roy, what made you come in?
I thought there might be something.
I watch a lot of Hollywood movies.
When the main character comes in,
the position of the photographer is different.
It's like a battle scene.
I can't help but fantasize about it.
I can't live without threatening.
Do you do that every day when you come home?
I don't do it.
When I came home alone as a child,
I thought there might be something.
But it's not a thief, is it?
No, it might be a thief.
There might be something.
Everything is something.
Yes.
Even after taking a bath.
When I take a bath, I play music and sing "shake it, shake it, oh" and go in.
But when I go out, I have to say "I know you're there."
Again?
I have to say it.
Shake it, oh.
It's hard.
Sakuma, do you have anything to do as soon as you get home?
Go home.
When I go home, I only take off my socks on my left foot.
And I only wear socks on my right foot.
What?!
Why?
It's the most relaxing.
There are a lot of things that don't fit under the socks.
I do it outside, too.
Even in front of my seniors at dinner, I can't see my feet, so I take one foot off.
I don't know what you mean.
Even in the dressing room?
Even in the dressing room.
Don't you feel like this?
Don't you feel like this when you walk like this?
I don't feel like it.
You don't feel like it?
Roy, let's have a good time.
It's already September.
It's over this year.
It's over.
What's wrong with you, Seiya?
I think some of you know this, but I can't sleep.
I can't sleep well.
But I go to bed after everyone gets in bed.
I can't sleep well.
I know what you mean.
But I can't sleep well.
I found it.
I can't sleep well when I go to the sea or the pool.
You get tired in the pool.
I remember it.
But in the bath, I can't sleep well.
I can't sleep well.
I wake up and go to bed.
Then I can sleep.
But you can't sleep well.
You can't sleep well.
You can't sleep well if you don't sleep well.
How do you sleep?
I read books and listen to scary stories on the radio.
I get scared and move my heart.
Then I go to bed.
You're the same.
You make me tired.
You're similar.
Roy, be quiet.
Roy, I'm serious.
I'm embarrassed.
You said it before.
What did Matsunaga do in the space flight?
He went to Mars.
Is it a dairy food?
It's a complete food.
Is it a protein?
It's a complete food made of protein and powder.
Even if I'm hungry, I don't want to eat anything for two months.
I eat one-third of what I eat in a day.
You don't drink it, do you?
I drink it, but I don't use my jaw.
My jaw muscles have been weak lately.
I can't chew hard food.
I drink the same amount of food.
You're sick of it, aren't you?
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it, but it's better to follow my own rules.
I'm sick of it.
You like cooking, don't you?
I like it.
Even if you live alone, you can't cook well.
I want to cook simple dishes that anyone can do.
I want to cook original dishes.
MATSUDA, can you eat this?
This is my best original dish.
Can you eat this combination?
SEIYA has developed many original dishes so far.
What is a super simple dish that can be made with a microwave oven?
Look at this.
I don't think you've seen this before.
What is this?
I call it pineapple and sausage.
Pineapple, sausage and ketchup.
I looked it up, but no one has done it.
I don't think it goes well.
I was very impressed.
I heat this up and microwave it.
MATSUDA doesn't like this.
I haven't used my chin in a long time.
If you have this, please take it with you.
Microwave at 500 watts for only one minute.
This is a pineapple.
This smells like a pineapple.
This is ketchup.
This is a sandwich.
I haven't eaten this before.
Can you eat this?
I have an honest impression of this.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for watching.
This is delicious.
I'm serious.
I wanted to eat this.
I will eat this.
This is like a new version of raw ham and melon.
This is like raw ham and melon.
This is different.
This is the same as my pie.
I'm sorry.
This is very delicious.
Can I eat this?
Matsumoto will like this.
I want to eat this.
Matsumoto is happy.
How is it?
This is not good.
Which one is this?
This is not good.
This may be good for women.
Are you serious?
I see.
I'm making this.
I will bring this again.
Here, FUNNAMI will reveal the rules of NIZIMA and MARUYAMA and KARINA's meals.
It is written that you will be scolded if you eat udon halfway through.
Her theory is that udon dies twice.
First of all, udon dies once when it is boiled.
Secondly, udon dies twice when it is chewed.
So you don't care and eat it all.
It doesn't matter how many times you die.
That's what she says.
Do you eat monjaki with a huge spatula?
Yes, I usually use a small spatula for monjaki.
But I use a big spatula for okonomiyaki.
Look at this.
It looks delicious.
Moreover, couples don't do that much.
I thought you were going to say that.
I'm angry.
SOSHINA.
Yes.
You have a house, so you can't help it.
I know the inside of the meat.
You can ask me anything you want.
You said it many times.
There is a whole tongue.
I will cut it from the end.
At first, there is a lot of white fat on the left.
Gradually, it turns red.
It depends on how much fat you put out.
It's like a medium-rare.
That's right.
I have been working in my family's butcher shop for more than 10 years.
I have been working since I was a child.
I was taught by regular customers.
After this, SOSHINA is lectured by regular customers.
I've been working at my family's butcher shop for more than ten years since I was a kid, and I've been taught a lot of things by regular customers.
Sometimes I'm lectured for no reason, and there's a complicated regular old man, and when I just started being a comedian, that old man came to me and said, "You're a comedian, aren't you?"
You've been doing everything since you were young, like comedian, musician, actor, and you've been lectured like that.
He said, "Yeah," and there was a man who graduated from Tokyo University at the time.
This guy traveled around the world while studying, met various large companies' presidents, went to meet them, learned know-how, and there was an amazing guy.
The young man at the time is now Mr. Seno of Senoville.
Who the hell is that?!
I don't know! I don't know!
Don't say it like that, Mr. Masayoshi!
No, no, it's not like that!
Who the hell is that?!
Next week's Deluxe is a local common sense presentation!
It's cooler if it's spread out to the side.
If you sing this song, you'll become a real Hachioji.
I'll keep talking about the teaser disc!
Look forward to next week!
On the official Instagram program, you can see Creepy Nutz in the dressing room!
DJ Matsunaga will be the MC.
Would you like to move?
We'll find out what you can and can't say in the survey!
I want you to protect me!
Tonight at 11:59 PM!