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It's like you're wearing a stage costume.
Don't say that! It's disgusting!
You're terrible.
Disgusting!
I heard it's a costume and I'm wearing it.
It's like you fell in "M-1" second round.
It's not funny, is it?
No, it's not.
I don't like being lined up here.
When I think about it, I really feel like it's me.
Oh, really?
In terms of costume.
Of course.
You two look like nothing at all.
You're really licking the music, aren't you?
It's different.
It's a new song's costume.
Yes, it is.
It's disgusting!
It's like you're being lifted up by a giant.
You're not being lifted up.
Are you pulling my hand?
No, it's not like that.
The music video is refreshing and summer-like song.
So it's refreshing and school uniform-like.
That's the theme of the song.
I see.
Don't you ask yourself, "Is this it?"
Oh, I thought about it.
Mr. Matsuo was recently in a car accident.
Yes, yes.
It was a big laugh.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't a laugh.
It wasn't a big laugh.
It was about something more important than life burning in front of you.
Was it more important than life?
Yes, it was.
It was my symbol of rock music.
Will you talk with Connor?
Oh, we won't talk about that.
I'm sorry.
The artists have gathered for "Kodawari Fes 2020"!
One Max, huh?
What kind of artists go to Udonkanji?
It's like they go there because they're excited.
It's like that kind of rock music.
How is it? Are you nervous?
I'm more nervous than Mr. Hamada.
First of all, let's take a look at the particular music life of these five band artists!
Speaking of Mr. Matsuo, he started as a visual band "Sophia" and is now a prominent artist who has been active in music for 25 years as a vocalist of rock band "Michael"!
And their biggest attraction is...
Their looks!
Despite their age of 49, their beautiful face and style fascinate their fans!
At their concert in front of their fans for the first time in 213 days...
Even with COVID-19, they are committed to their visuals, so they created a mask that prevents infection with a limited number of members only!
And after the concert...
It looks like this. This person's T-shirt...
Actually, Mr. Matsuoka is compiling the goods he will send to his fans...
My perfume that I've been using for almost 30 years...
I'm going to put this in here for a little bit.
In order to deliver his own scent to his fans, he uses his own perfume!
I will deliver it with love and scent.
In black masks and live concerts, he performed with perfume and Mr. Matsuoka, who is too handsome!
In 2019, Kyusone Fukami, a band with more than 120 concerts, 34 of which performed at festivals.
They also participated in large festivals such as ROCK IN JAPAN and SUMMER SONIC!
On the first day of the concert, they were asked why they were so popular with their fans in front of their fans.
Thank you!
What a unique call and response!
And one more thing is...
Boxing?!
Using this board in the middle of the song,
the audience will get excited with an original performance sung by fans.
It's scary!
But the biggest problem for them is...
It's been a while since we had a live show,
but we don't know what to do.
We can't stand in front of the audience yet.
No, we can't do it yet.
Without fans, we can't have a live show.
Even if we don't have fans, we can still get excited.
And if you're worried about the end of the show,
you can put an acrylic board around the bank and...
How much does it weigh?
Maybe we'll die of heart attack.
We might die.
It's still too early for them to have a live show with 100% of their power.
Next is...
In Yoshimoto's new drama, "The Cho,"
Is it okay for you to get excited?!
You're 12 years old!
In a comedy show, "Toxic,"
Koyabukazuta,
Did you take a double shot of "Toxic?"
They create unique laughter,
and even in the world of art, they create a crazy world view.
COOKIES!
The two comedians who go crazy in comedy shows are...
The band led by Enon Kawatani,
JENNY HIGH.
Their music life of bass and drums as artists while in harmony with entertainers is...
I bought this drum for the first time and played it for the first time.
This is my drum.
There are a lot of mics, so it's a little hard to tell, but it says "JENNY HIGH" here.
It cost me about a million yen.
Mr. Koyabu's drum practice is...
He practices the basics of drums in silence.
On the other hand, Cookie-san...
You're doing it while looking at the instruments, aren't you?
Yes, that's right. I'm doing it while looking at what I've been taught.
He doesn't laugh about it either.
He simply practices playing.
This is how I always practice.
I'm Tekken.
Now, first of all...
It's been a while since you performed live.
It's been a while.
I'm sure you all feel the same way because of COVID-19.
I've been thinking a lot about how to do it.
I've reduced the number of seats to half and tested everything.
And I'm wearing a mask.
It can be a little fashionable.
If the singer can sing with this mask,
we can show that we are stopping it symbolically.
The actual problem is that it doesn't fly.
To be honest, it's like flying fireflies.
That's why we made this.
Actually, there's a bone in here.
I see, it's not a bone.
If you put it on like this, you can make a space here.
So it's not yet sterilized.
I see.
There's no pulling back.
Pulling back...
I don't know.
It's not pulling back.
It's just a cloth.
Oh, it's just a cloth.
As long as you can speak properly, it's fine.
This is how I usually train.
I lower my vocal chords properly and sing with power.
But I can't sing all the karaoke songs around here.
I don't know who you cut off.
As Matsuoka's rock artist, there are "three reasons".
Please take a look.
First one is, in the tour final,
there will be a corvette.
Why is it funny?
This is it!
DOKAN
We didn't say "DOKAN".
We didn't say "DOKAN", but we don't know the reason.
It's from now.
No way! What happened?
It's probably an electric circuit.
Do you want to talk about it?
Anyway, in the final day of the show,
they will ride this and enter the venue.
That's right.
Ozaki Yutaka and Kikaka Koji did it.
Their seniors did it.
Behind "DOKAN",
they will enter with their sports cars.
It's like an artist riding a wagon.
It's the worst.
The worst.
An artist riding a one-box car to "DOKAN" is...
"DOKAN" is...
No way!
We are riding a train.
A train!
If it's a train, it's "train rock".
If it's "train rock"...
The show has already started
from the car going to "DOKAN".
That's right.
Until now, this is the final day.
They will ride this and enter the venue.
This is the final day of "TOKYO".
During "TOKYO" audition show,
they left their office
and maintained this for half a year.
That's not normal.
They get to ride this three or four times a year.
That's why it's unique.
There were times when the car was perfectly made
and then in the morning of the show
as they loaded the car and turned on the engine,
a flash of steam came out.
Oh!
White smoke came out.
This is not good.
I tried to avoid the residential area.
I turned and turned and turned.
I only ran about 40 meters.
So it's not like the engine is warmed up.
There are quite a few things like that on the Internet.
That's not the case.
I found a safe place, so I stopped it.
The smoke hasn't stopped yet, so I opened the bonnet.
I contacted Mr. Hamada immediately.
I couldn't connect at all.
Then I called the manager.
I called the car.
I called the fire department.
In the meantime, white smoke turned into black smoke.
That's scary.
If you do maintenance and other things, how long does it take for this car?
It's a long story, but it's more expensive than Japan.
Japan?
Big Japan?
It's more expensive than big Japan.
That's right!
It's 2,000 yen for repair.
Now, the second one is here.
The microphone stand is one of the best in the world.
I brought it.
I had two of them, but I lost one of them.
I'm taking good care of this one now.
That's a special one.
This is also a special one.
It's really small and exclusive.
Is this it?
Yes.
It doesn't look like it.
At first glance, it looks like a special one.
That's right.
You can get it at your home center.
Is that so?
This is heavy.
Who is your home center?
I'm sorry if you heard it.
This is very heavy.
It's heavy.
Really?
Yes.
It's heavy.
It's true.
It looks better when it's light.
I don't know how to hold it now, but it's bent.
Is it that delicate?
Please stop it.
What is it?
It's difficult.
But...
No, it's not.
It's as if you're in a comic book.
You can't tell.
It's like when you're on the phone in Hamada.
You can't tell what's in your brother's pocket.
It's delicate.
When we deliver it, we do it ourselves.
We don't let strangers touch it.
Is it heavy?
It's light.
You can't jump and sing at the same time.
For example, you can jump from the monitor and sing like this.
But you have to make it round, right?
Yes, you can do it anywhere.
You can sit down now.
The third one is...
Making songs abroad.
What do you think of it?
You've said it before.
In other countries like London and L.A.
It's the same in Japan.
It's different.
Making songs is like opening up your heart.
I don't know. Let's go to the next one.
You have to change the environment.
You have to face yourself.
You can't say the real words and melodies.
What do you think of it?
He doesn't know what "hikimodoshi" means.
Don't say "hikimodoshi".
What do you think of it?
Mr. Dekokami.
We don't use "kakko" at all.
We don't have big faces.
If we use "kakko", we look funny.
We don't use "ahsha" at all.
If we use "kakko", we look funny.
We don't use "kakko" at all.
When we use "kakko", we look funny.
There are many people like that.
They think we are funny.
If we use "kakko", we look funny.
I thought you were funny.
We don't use "kakko" at all.
What do you think of it?
When I dance, my fans get in my way.
They can't see you?
They call me "Tamamori".
I am too happy.
I have a refreshing point during a show.
We haven't done it yet.
We have been in a team for about 6 years.
There will be a "one-shot" at the end.
We have "Tamamori".
I wanted you, Tamamori-kun, to come here.
Of course.
Kyuso was very excited.
Yes.
Is there anything you value in a live show?
The thing I value the most is consideration and manners.
I value that very much.
But you know how to dive, don't you?
Yes, but Wanman told me not to dive except for me.
Also, when you dive, you should wipe the back of your shoes first and then come to the audience.
It's very clean.
Are you serious?
No, I'm serious.
You should wipe it cleanly.
You shouldn't step on anything, right?
If you step on my dirty shoes, I won't look down on you.
You don't like it, do you?
No, but I'm singing and I'm going with the flow.
No, no.
You should wipe it cleanly.
No, it's not like you jump in and go because you're excited.
No, it's not like that.
I'm going in here, so please support me.
The manager comes out and wipes the back of your shoes.
What do you call it?
Tuckington.
What is that?
Tuckington!
It's dirtier than the back of your shoes.
What is it made of?
It's made of styrofoam.
It's pretty light.
I see.
It's easier to carry.
Some people find it hard to ride on people.
At festivals, when people ride on idols, they use this.
It's not only for you, but for everyone.
Yes.
At that time, I was like, "Can you do it?" and I was like, "I'm sorry. Ride it. I'm sorry."
How about you, Foyabu? You meet a lot of people at festivals.
Yes.
DB WONDER.
What?
How about you, Foyabu? You meet a lot of people at festivals.
Yes.
Usually, when I'm in Osaka, I meet people like High Heel.
But the place I went to in Samasoni was the same stage as DB WONDER.
DB WONDER was the first big stage for us.
It was after DB WONDER came out.
That's right.
It's always after the division award or the reversal award.
That's amazing, too.
I thought about it. It's after DB WONDER.
After us, A-chan and J.G. were on the same stage.
We were Yoshimoto and Shinkeiki.
Shinkeiki's Kouhara and a band called us.
We put an ohm on our guitars and a big ink on our keyboards and put "miko" on our vocals.
It's normal for us.
There are a lot of outsiders in Samasoni.
I was drinking away from them.
They said, "Let's go eat."
Outsiders said, "You're hiding something."
"Hiding something" is not a culture only in Japan.
I think some of "Crazy Japanese" were blogged.
Does J.G. High come to see you perform?
A great person came to see me.
Mika Kano.
I didn't know who he was.
Suddenly, I got a call from his office.
Mika Kano said he wanted to see me, so I told him.
I prepared a seat for him.
When the show started...
I wanted to see where he was. He was in the middle of the second floor, and he was shining.
He was shining himself. He was like a firefly fairy.
I could tell right away. I could tell right away.
There were a lot of people in the bar. It was dark, but it was really red and shiny.
I thought it was a mirror ball.
Did you hit it?
No, I hit it myself.
You hit it yourself?
Yes, I hit it myself.
I could see his internal organs.
It was too shiny.
He was like a crystal ball.
It's nostalgic.
You can't die from a magnum.
He was that good.
Let's go back to the video.
Koyabu was playing the drums seriously during practice.
The other members were so good.
Cookie was good, too.
Ikkyu was a professional.
He was a genius at playing an instrument.
Kawada and B were good, too.
It was hard for just one person to practice.
I couldn't catch up.
When I was practicing, I had a serious face.
My teacher told me to get in.
I'm a comedian, so I was supposed to do it like this.
He told me to do it like this.
He told me to make a groove from inside.
At first, I refused to do it.
But I couldn't help it.
I couldn't say it, so I did it like this.
It was hard for me, so my face was like this.
I told Takahashi of Savannah.
You don't look like Yoshimoto when you're Jenny High.
You look like Warner.
So when I was doing it seriously...
Oh, I look like Warner now.
I practiced my stupid face like this.
It was hard for me to do it like this.
But you did it like this earlier, too.
You did it like this.
I didn't want to do it like this.
But everyone had something.
And Cookie bought a bass.
And the other three said, "Oh, that's good."
But I didn't have anything.
I didn't want to do it like this.
I didn't want to waste it like this.
"Waste"?
We don't know how long Jenny High will be around.
We don't know if we can get anything.
You don't want anything, do you?
It's all red.
I went to Pearl by myself and said, "I want something like this."
What do you think of it from your perspective?
What is it?
We practiced too much.
We didn't practice that much.
Koyabu Sonic was always there.
And when we did the launch...
I said, "Thank you for coming in one seat at a time."
I went to Kyuso's seat and said, "Thank you for coming in today."
He said, "You're really getting better than you were a year ago."
You're practicing a lot, aren't you?
No, I'm just a second or a third.
No, you're really practicing a lot.
These two always say to Kyuso's drummer, "You're practicing, too."
It's like a contract.
Kyuso's seat...
Everyone has their own purpose.
If you post a practice video on social media,
I think all the artists feel the pressure.
There's no one practicing like this.
Is it a reversal phenomenon?
You're eating space.
Tell Hamada and his son.
I'm nervous about that.
I'm more nervous about Hamada and his son than about you.
Ku-chan, you practice like that? You practice while looking at the conductor?
Yes, the conductor tells me to play one song and another song, so the conductor plays the bass for me one by one, and then he puts in an explanation for me in small parts, and I play it while looking at it like this.
Ku-chan, you can't even teach Hamada and his son about bass.
Hamada and his son are amazing people.
Hama Okamoto.
I'm more nervous about that. I'm more nervous about Hama Okamoto than about Hamada and his son.
Respect doesn't work at all.
Hamada and his son are here, but my son is here.
You're like an ancient god.
I'm like a chimpanzee who can speak Greek.
So you haven't made a song yet, right?
If I were to say anything about me, I can't show my face at all.
I feel like I have it all planned out.
So you want to make at least one song of your own?
That's right! I'd be happy if I could make one and put it in my album.
Kata Nenon has a smile on her face.
She's like a dance-like dimension.
But I like music anyway, so I like making a lot of songs.
You can't do it anymore, but you want to make a song for Morning Musume., don't you?
What song are you going to play for us today?
I've brought a good song for you.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to play it for us.
Shall we listen to it?
Yes, please.
I like the smell of spring.
I like the smell of flowers.
I like the sky and the smell of wind.
I like the smell of your mouth, too.
Don't be shy and show me your mouth.
I'm so happy.
I became a school president.
You'll die, won't you?
I've been using roller skates since I debuted.
Why did you buy roller skates?
When I saw you drooling over your boobs, I thought you were a fool.
Next up is these three groups of idols.
First of all...
Middle-aged and old-fashioned idols.
Their weapon is...
Their close distance.
And they are so sexy.
That's how it is, but this year we can't interact with fans due to COVID-19.
What they are doing in this situation is...
Hello, I'm Asahi.
Hello, I'm Yoro Yodo.
They have been taking care of fans since their debut.
They recorded a talk show without audience and distributed it on YouTube.
They also go directly to the CD shop where they take care of fans on a daily basis.
They also provide fan service on their own way.
Even in this situation, they were able to get close to fans thanks to their new fan service.
Next up is "morning musume" 2-0, which attracts more than 20 members of female idol groups.
Their biggest selling point is their formation dance.
If you can't do this, you can't be the first "morning musume"
In order to cope with this difficult dance, Ms. Yokoyama makes such efforts every day.
I'm going to do muscle training now.
It's hard!
One hundred and seven, eight, nine, one hundred!
The bed is thin.
Are you tired?
Yes.
Look at me!
Even when she goes home, she encourages herself to build up her body.
Ms. Yokoyama, a physical education accountant.
On the other hand, Ms. Makino...
Yovan, first, Nakata, show!
Ms. Makino, who is a big Fighters fan, sometimes does a baseball impersonation even as a live MC.
It seems that she is making up for it every day.
I couldn't beat you.
The one who decides the game is me.
I gave it my all.
Tonight, it's gone.
I'm still a fan.
Why are you showing me this?
Her direction is big.
This seems like a fan service of her own.
Next, we have Janiece, who continues to captivate girls.
She inherited the traditional roller skate, "kiss my foot 2".
To say the least, I'm a fan of "kiss my foot" like this.
In a live performance, a performance that always makes fans happy is easy.
It's like I always say.
I'll say it twice today.
This is tough.
Singing, dancing, live performance, etc.
Fans are satisfied with various methods.
I want to do that.
Ms. Sengo and Mr. Nittaido are usually doing as idols.
Right now, I'm...
What are you doing?
Mesoactis...
Mesoactis is a beauty product that prevents dullness, dryness, and sunburn with the power of special electricity.
Please inject me more and more.
I want to be a lot cleaner.
That's a weird way of saying it. "I want to be a lot cleaner."
You look like an idiot.
He's laughing.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny.
Mr. Senga keeps his beauty for his fans.
On the other hand, Mr. Mikaido...
I work for this.
What the hell are you obsessed with at home?
So far, we have provided it with the sponsor you are watching.
It's like, "Show it to me. It's cool."
On the other hand, Mr. Mikaido...
Mr. Mikaido...
Alcohol.
Now, we will give you 80,000 points.
On the first episode of "Monster Hunter", we found a hidden lucky candy.
It's really recent.
It's blue.
What are you doing?
It's real.
Now, we will give you 10,000 points.
This is a living room.
In the end, there were a lot of people who stopped for two hours.
This is really important.
There is a TV in the kitchen.
No, the TV is diagonally to the right.
Ah, I see.
In the living room?
In the living room.
But this is the house you saw in the living room, right?
Yes.
I don't sit at home.
I stand up.
But I work for this.
This is not training.
You don't stand up and do something.
I do this every day for 365 days.
Do you stand up and do something for 2 hours?
At this time, I only stand up and do something for 2 hours.
Usually, I stand up and do something for 3 or 4 hours.
When I get sleepy, I go to bed.
You watch TV, don't you?
Yes, I watch TV.
When I get home, I definitely watch TV.
You love Downtowner.
You watch Downtower a lot, don't you?
I didn't think I had such a weak reaction.
That show is like that.
I want you to watch Downtower at a better time.
Don't make excuses like that.
I want you to watch Downtower at a worse time.
I watched Downtower at a worse time.
That show is really interesting.
Are there any parts you are particular about?
I think it is important for an idol to be beautiful.
I think beauty is essential.
I was shocked.
I heard a young woman's voice.
That show is like that.
Did you watch Downtower?
I watched Downtower.
Downtower is not for men.
It is for women.
I heard a young and beautiful woman's voice.
Young women watch Downtower.
Are you particular about your appearance during a concert?
I do the choreography of Kiss My Foot 2.
I don't do it all.
I do a few songs during a concert.
I do it every year.
I am particular about it.
I do the choreography of Kiss My Foot 2.
You talked about it during the concert.
But you brought the sound source of the storm.
You brought the sound source of the storm.
Have you ever seen him dancing?
For example...
You don't have to.
Choreography is catchy.
What I value is...
Cost-effectiveness.
First, I take a bath in the morning.
Then I have lunch.
Then I take a bath and have dinner.
Then I take a bath and go home.
The health center is a place where you can take a bath.
Just taking a bath makes you feel relaxed.
You can say you are tired from traveling.
You can wash your body.
You can speak more clearly.
But we don't have that now.
We have 108 kilos of it.
We have Komusubi.
I'm sorry.
Odai, you don't take a bath.
You go out.
I go out wherever I go.
We go to the park twice.
We go out for four or five hours.
We use that time to walk around the neighborhood.
we use that time to walk around the neighborhood.
The reason is…
If we go to a place first and walk around,
we might meet strange people and have fun.
We use that time to go somewhere and talk to MCs.
So we go out often.
Sometimes we forget to do it.
Sometimes we go late on stage.
But our group is happy about it, so they don't contact us.
Usually, if we're late, they contact us.
It's funny, so leave it alone.
The worst thing was when we went to the old man's home in Imon.
Odai-san didn't come back at all.
He came back with the last song.
We sang the last song and it was over.
The rest of the members sang together.
Don't come back, don't come back.
It's messed up.
It's messed up in Japan.
But they don't contact you?
Well, we don't contact you.
But they come back!
It's pretty natural.
It's pretty bad.
Well, we do get paid.
Because of COVID-19, we can't do live shows, but we still meet up and hang out.
We're going to do YouTube.
We're going to do YouTube YouTube is a record store that sells cassettes and tapes.
Since we've had corona and we've been thinking about it, we're going to start from scratch.
We were wondering what we were doing in the first place.
Before we met the health center, first of all, this record store.
We got it from the grandfathers and grandmothers of the people.
I want you to put the money there again.
Here's a collaboration with Jundex.
If you buy it at this store, you'll get another postcard from Asakusa.
Like that.
But you also do other fan service, right?
That's right. We basically...
This is also from when we were doing it on stage,
we were doing it while shaking hands.
At that time, most of the venue and transmission facilities were hot.
So we sweated a lot.
We had handkerchiefs and stuff,
but we couldn't wipe our sweat at that time.
So customers would lend us handkerchiefs and towels.
So we would wipe our sweat and return them.
But as we got bored of it,
if we pretended like we were returning it and threw it somewhere else,
old ladies would be really happy about it.
It's hard to get rid of.
But you have goods, right?
That's right. We made goods to liven up the show.
This was also well received.
You wrap it around your neck like this.
If you do it like this...
Your hair?
It looks like you're rubbing your boobs.
We made a boob-rubbing towel.
It sold like crazy.
Really?
You made it yourself?
Yes.
When the audience stood up and said "Bang!",
everyone would put it on their boobs.
Wow.
But it sold well,
so we evolved it.
You want to evolve it, don't you?
How do you evolve it?
It's a question, but we wanted to try it.
So we tried it.
It's upside down now.
It's a boob-rubbing towel.
Yes, we tried it, but it didn't sell at all.
Why?
Maybe you went too far.
It's okay to rub, but it's okay to boob-rub?
That's what we say a lot, too.
Don't say dirty things like that.
It stinks.
Okay, Yokoyama-san.
Yes.
You worked out a lot, didn't you?
That's right.
If you don't work out properly,
you'll keep dancing for two hours in a row.
I see.
I thought it'd be better for you to work out your lungs and muscles.
I see.
And you packed in the middle of it.
That's right.
We did muscle training for about 20 minutes.
And the black pack was for 10 minutes.
I see.
So we decided to pack together for the last 10 minutes.
It felt good.
You're always looking at the camera.
As an idol, it's better to look at the camera.
But you know...
What kind of person is she?
You said a lot of weird things, didn't you?
Yes. I love Hokkaido Nippon Fighters.
When I watch a match, I think, "If I impersonate this player, MC will be happy."
I think I can incorporate this into my dancing.
So I practice in front of the mirror.
I see.
Are you excited for the show?
Watch Maria Makino impersonate a baseball player!
Who is it? Nakata?
I've already impersonated Nakata.
Why don't you call him?
- Like Ichiro? - Yes.
Kimbrel of Chicago Cubs.
Why don't you call him?
Kimbrel of Chicago Cubs...
You're saying weird things.
I can't keep up with you.
Who said that?
That was a baseball player?
Yes.
I don't know if it's a baseball or not.
- I was shocked. - What was that?
MLB. MLB. Major League.
- Major League is... - Let's continue.
Altube sees off Keystone Astros' ball.
But I don't know!
I don't know the correct answer.
You go there, don't you?
Do you always watch Major League Baseball?
I watch Major League Baseball, too.
Great!
Okay, Yokoyama-san, you've been practicing something else, haven't you?
Yes! Since I was in junior high school, I've been playing alto saxophone.
Even in junior high school, I even participated in national competitions.
So I practice it quite a lot.
Really?
Yes. Oh, I brought it with me today.
Oh, that one.
Yes, it's this one.
Oh, this one.
Yes, this one.
How old were you?
I was about forty years old.
Wow!
Great!
Don't you do anything in the past?
I can play the recorder.
No, you've been doing it for a long time.
No, I've been doing it since I was in music class in elementary school.
Even now, I've been playing oenka several times and music from northern countries.
Oh, I can also play chicken rice!
No, no, no!
Don't you do anything in the past?
Yes!
From now on, it's a match!
Please be quiet about the recorder and alto saxophone war!
I'm going to sell it now.
That's right.
We're thinking about it.
Yes.
Before you do it, tell me.
Thank you very much.
You are nothing.
A perfect recorder and...
Kyuso, how was it?
This won't sell, will it?!
She shouted like that.
Was it bad?
So you are a live host, and you seem to be particular about other things as well.
Matsuoka-san, what are you particular about as a live host?
Being a live host is important, isn't it?
When I was Sofia, I didn't go out for food or drink.
After a live show, I would stay in a hotel and think about the next day's host.
I would write it down on a piece of paper.
Do you think of it like a story book?
Yes, I do.
I would write down keywords that only I know.
I would write it down on a piece of paper and put it up at an angle that the audience can't see.
You can't see it, but it's like a charm.
That's how particular I am about it.
Do you still do it now?
Yes, I do.
How about you, Johnny's?
Basically, I do roller skate a lot.
It's the most exciting thing before MC.
I do roller skate a lot.
Is it okay?
Why don't you think it's roller skate now?
It was popular long before.
Is it roller skate?
I've been thinking about it since my debut.
You've been strict about roller skate for a long time, haven't you?
You're pretty bad at roller skate, aren't you?
I'm not bad at it.
I mean, isn't it cold?
Isn't it cold?
It's not cold.
Is roller skate cold?
No, it's not cold.
You're saying it's cold.
Why is it cold?
You've been thinking about it, haven't you?
You've been thinking about it from the beginning, haven't you?
Why do you play roller skate?
Well...
Johnny gave it to you.
See? Johnny gave it to me.
You shouldn't say that.
No, no.
It's like a memory.
You can't say that.
You can't say it tonight.
What kind of ghost is it?
How about the line-up of live MCs?
Well, we have...
How can I say it?
Ordinary viewers call us.
There are many old men and women who see us for the first time in real life.
So the first song is "Hoshifuruma Chikado".
It's an old-fashioned mood song.
And after the first song, we introduce each member.
We don't say "cool" but we say "hello" politely.
And I'm the third one.
When I dance for the first song, I usually dance slowly.
I can't dance well.
Huh? You look fat.
What?
I'm always late for a full rotation.
I always put in extreme improvisation bokeh.
I usually put in five Red Bulls in front of this corner.
It's not too much, it's not too much, it's not too much.
There is an actual video, so please take a look.
Is Cookie's true bokeh explosive?
Does it matter more than that?
Improvisation Song Making Corner!
Getting a song request from the audience and making a song on the spot.
It's a popular corner hosted by Jenny High.
Today's song request is...
Natto (fermented soybeans)
Cucumber (natto)
Akaten (red dot)
Natto (fermented soybeans)
Cucumber (natto)
Akaten (red dot)
Improvisation Song Making Corner with Natto, Cucumber and Akaten!
Cool!
Here it comes!
Wow, it's dramatic.
Wow, it's hard to eat.
It's not like that, you idiot.
The Red Team has won the game!
It's not like that, you idiot!
Bang! You idiot!
No, you're mistaken.
It's not like that, you idiot!
She said this once. She said it three times in a row.
The third customer didn't see us at all.
They only saw the cookies and wondered when we were coming.
It's a little secretive, isn't it?
Next week, we'll see a lot of sister celebrities.
My mom scolded me a little.
The quarrel between sisters is revealed.
And what about Miki, who is unreliable?
I get panicked right away.
Wait!
Don't say that.
In addition, my brother revenged on Ozawa Hitoshi, who was actually scared.
Today's guest, SMILED 2, will appear.
"THE MUSIC LAY" is this Saturday.
"Johnny's" full medley and gorgeous artists will be on display,
It starts at 2:55 p.m. looking forward to!
"Johnny's" company Full Medley Ray and gorgeous artists were in attendance,