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All I did was give my mom's underwear to my grandma.
Anyway, please laugh tonight!
"M-1 KING OF CONTEST" "R-1"
Let's laugh with the legendary talk of the laughing champions!
And we will continue to laugh!
I'm used to it now.
From the top-notch talk to the tension of downtown, it's a great show!
This is the first time for Mr. Hamada to wear a meat gun.
"M-1 KING OF CONTEST" "R-1"
Let's laugh with the legendary talk of the laughing champions!
13 Shots of Hunger
"M-1 KING OF CONTEST" "R-1"
And we will continue to laugh!
"M-1 KING OF CONTEST" "R-1"
First of all, the first appearance of the 2007 M-1 champion, Sandwich Man!
That graduation photo is interesting no matter how many times you look at it!
Sandwich Man, 15 years ago!
First of all...
15 years ago...
What is this?
Where is it shining?
This is a photo of his graduation album.
Is this his graduation album?
Yes, yes.
Is he a Yankee?
He is not a Yankee!
I am a high school student.
You are a high school student!
Yes, more or less.
Let's look at Tommy's photo.
What's this photo?
This is my graduation album.
Why are you holding a bat?
Temochi Busata
"Temochi Busata"?
It's not "Temochi"!
I was quite free and excited about this kind of thing.
My teacher told me that I should look more like a SSK with a bat.
I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it at all.
Are you classmates?
In high school. In rugby club.
Is that so?
For example, did you quarrel during this period of time?
We didn't quarrel at all.
Apparently, those two still live together.
Oh, really?
Hey, you two!
Wait, wait, wait!
You really think so?
You two are flirting on the bed.
Not good.
When we went out to cheer for Kohaku,
at the end of the rehearsal, Mr. Tachi came up to us.
And Mr. Tachi said, "Hello, how are you?"
When we shook hands with Mr. Tomizawa, he left with a smile.
What do you mean?
I can't think of it now,
but there are a lot of people in Kohaku's rehearsal hall.
When we were standing like this,
Mr. Tachi appeared from the other side in a hurry.
Then he came straight to Mr. Tomizawa.
And Mr. Tachi said, "What do you think?"
And Mr. Tomizawa was wondering what to do,
and Mr. Tomizawa also said, "What do you think?"
There is no such theory!
It's a first meeting!
It's a perfect first meeting!
After that, Mr. Tomizawa left Kohaku.
But what's wrong with you?
I don't think you have that theory.
Right?
What's wrong with you?
No, it's just a mistake.
I'm sure you've worked with someone who looks like you.
Who is it?
I don't know.
It's amazing that you got on the plane from over there.
After that, we experienced a lot of things because we don't go to public places.
I got on the elevator three times, but all three of them were the same as Mr. Tachi's.
I was wondering if you were getting on that much.
But I'm sure someone told you that you were different.
Oh, after that.
I'm sure you were told that.
You didn't even look at Tomizawa once.
I'm sure you were told that.
I'm embarrassed!
I've been telling you to ask Tomizawa what theory you're talking about.
I told you not to talk about it.
I can't embarrass Mr. Tachihiro.
You're right.
You said that theory before, too.
It's annoying!
It's funny.
I didn't hesitate and looked straight at you and said that theory.
I can't embarrass you.
I don't know why I'm embarrassed.
Next, after winning M-1, he appeared for the first time.
He's a black mayo with a down-tone.
You got 10 million yen, right?
Yes.
What will you do with it? Will you split it in half?
Yes, I'll split it in half.
Like Uji, you'll split it in eight.
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
I don't need it.
What are you going to do? If you lose, you'll lose 5 million yen.
Shinsuke Isshō told me to beat him up.
I said, "If you give me some money," he said, "I'll give you half of it."
I said, "I'll give you half of it."
He said, "That's the power that led you to become an M-1 champion."
Since then, I've been getting a lot of complaints from my mother about me.
You've been criticized for that?
Seeing that, my mother said, "Are you going to be an M-1 champion forever?"
"Bagen..." "Bagon..." What was it?
She even sent me an email from Brazil.
My parents' language that I didn't want to use started.
Your parents' language?
Shut up!
Now... Now is your time.
Shut up!
Mr. Hamada...
This is...
This is the first time I'm seeing you like this!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
A long time ago, in the drama "I'll Make A Noise Every Time,"
there was a scene where a pretty woman comes out when you deliver your pants that you lost.
I was waiting under my neighbor's apartment thinking it would be nice,
but they didn't come off at all.
What are you talking about?
Isn't it obvious?
About 20 years ago, there was a slightly erotic drama called "I'll look for you every day" that aired at 5 o'clock in the morning.
At the end of that scene, when Kazuya Kimura was walking as a student,
pants for women fell down from about the third floor of the apartment.
And when I looked up at it, my sister was on the veranda.
"Sorry, can you bring it?" I said.
And when I took it, my sister said, "Can you go in and have a cup of coffee for me?"
I went into the room, and when the woman was bringing out the coffee, a little coffee spilled and it was a little swollen around the neck.
Then there's a scene where it goes "pikurunkyun".
And I'm like a teenager, so I thought it might not be like that, and I waited a little, and about the third floor,
I was looking for a pair of pants like I saw in the drama.
And I was waiting for it to come off, but even after waiting for about three hours, it didn't come off.
It didn't come off.
It didn't come off. I thought you were talking about something else.
What are you talking about?
And I went home once and took my mother's pants and I thought you were telling me that it had come off.
What are you talking about?
I took it with me, and I rang the doorbell at about seven in the evening.
Then the door opened, and I decided that a beautiful woman would come out, but there was an old woman like Musashimaru at the door.
But I couldn't go back, so I said, "Here you are," and I gave it to her.
I said, "This came off," and I gave it to her.
Well, I just gave my mother's pants to an old woman I didn't know.
What are you doing?
A few days later, my mom said "Takashi, you don't know where my underwear is?"
This is bad! If my mom finds out that you stole my underwear, it's the worst!
So I went crazy as much as I needed to!
"Do you know?! Do you know?! Do you know?!" And I hit the wall.
What is this?! What is this?! What is this?!
And I went crazy at home.
That has nothing to do with it!
And then, a few days later, my mom asked me "What is this?!" and I went to eat takinifu.
Let's spend time at home!
We have a video from Kosugi!
Hello! I'm Kosugi of Black Mayonnaise!
I'm going to spend time at home.
I'm going to drink at home.
And I'm going to make clear ice like a bar.
That's what I'm trying to do.
First of all...
I'm going to remove the lid of the icebox.
And...
I'm going to remove it.
What are you doing?!
I'm going to remove it.
If you make ice cream at home, you can't get clear ice cream at the store, but you can get white ice cream in the middle.
In this way, you can make very beautiful and transparent ice cream with tap water.
I learned it from YouTube of Mr. Yuto, so I'm doing it.
I'm going to put this in my freezer and freeze it.
I'm doing it at home while I can make ice cream.
I learned it from YouTube of Mr. Yuto, so I'm doing it.
I'm doing it at home while I can make ice cream.
Good morning!
I'm out!
It's flowing! It's flowing!
This is pure water.
It's done!
Clear ice!
I found a mixed ice Antarctic continent!
Next is "Untouchable's" first appearance!
Did Zakiyama do an unthinkable rude thing to Ken Shimura?!
My partner Shimura-san told me that he would introduce me to M-1 champion.
But I mistook him for Banana Man's Himura-san and said "I have something to do" and refused.
On the same day, I got a congratulatory call from Shimura-san, but I said "I'm sorry" and responded lightly.
This is no joke.
You mistook Shimura for Himura.
I thought it was Himura-san from the beginning.
Himura-san told me that he would introduce me to M-1 champion.
I had something to do, so I said "I'm sorry, but I have something to do today."
But he said "That's no good."
Of course.
But I said "It's impossible" and refused and broke up with my partner.
Then my partner called me and said "I'm with Himura-san in a shop in Roppongi right now."
So I called Himura-san and said "I'm on my way now, so say you can't come today."
But I thought it was Himura-san, so I said "Good morning!"
I'm sorry for calling you on purpose, M-1!
You're so stubborn!
Oh, by the way, my partner's name is Osamu-san, right?
My partner's name is Shitara-san.
I called my partner and said "Osamu-san called me."
But he said "Dolde, Osamu."
This is it!
My partner's stupidness is explosive, isn't it?
This is also because of my partner!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it your partner? Your partner is Osamu- san!
Saying something like that and listening to it,
there was no reaction at all.
No, who is Osamu?
Leave me alone! That's not it!
In my mind, you know?
Don't push me! That's not the reaction!
And as it is, "Then, nice to meet you!"
I cut it off like that.
And I thought it was all over the place.
The connection with me.
I thought it was weird,
but without worrying about it, about two or three days later,
when I met my partner,
How was it recently, Himura-san?
Saying something like that,
Huh? That's not it!
That's Himura-san!
H-h-h-himura-san!
I heard that Himura-san was also surprised.
Yamazaki has only met him once,
and his attitude is like that.
The moment I got the call,
he looked at me and said,
Did you tell him about Himura?
Something like that.
I said it! I said it! I said it!
Wow, that's scary!
Scary! Scary!
Yamazaki is late!
Yamazaki has a boss who is late,
and when you count it, it's endless.
What was even worse was that he was nine hours late,
and only at this time, no one could contact Yamazaki.
I was worried that he might have died.
It's beyond my imagination.
Young people being late for nine hours,
you can only think of it like he's dead.
We all called Yamazaki,
but we couldn't reach him at all.
Finally, after nine hours,
we went to check on Yamazaki.
We thought he might be dead in his room.
When we got there, we saw his room's shadow.
We were like, "Huh?"
Is he dead?
This is really bad!
When we went in, it was already summer,
but he was freezing in his room.
He was freezing in his room.
He was eating bread.
Is this really bad?
The manager of the agency hit me from my knee!
I told Yamazaki and Kerry "You idiot! Wake up!"
You're nine hours late!
You forgot everything about today's work!
All of a sudden, a mysterious man came up and said "I see."
You idiot!
I don't know what you're doing!
At that time, I was doing something like how much I can do without sleeping with Aita of Cringe.
I was awake for about 72 hours.
I fell asleep in that state of limitation and didn't notice anything.
What did you think when you were in the room?
Why am I here?
I didn't know anything.
What am I doing here?
I fell asleep and he explained me a lot of things.
Oh, I see.
Have you ever been on a live broadcast?
What?
I was doing a TV show.
It's four o'clock.
Weren't you on a live broadcast?
I asked him during the live broadcast.
Please come quickly!
Why?
What were you doing?
It's four o'clock when I woke up.
Why didn't you wake me up?
You're impatient!
Next is the first appearance of "Football Hour"!
Two people who are deliciously played by downtown are a must-see!
And the first appearance is "Football Hour"!
Don't make fun of me.
It's like you're saving the earth by yourself.
No, I'm nervous.
No, I'm doing it normally.
It's normal to do it normally.
I'm nervous about being on such a great show.
Oh, I see.
The more nervous you are, the more you go into the river.
Personally.
Please do your best today and save about three animals.
The first place goes to...
This New Year's Eve, Mr. Matsumoto's family invited me to their house.
Mr. Matsumoto was a good father who tried to entertain his daughter,
but unfortunately, his daughter doesn't smile at all.
Mr. Matsumoto, who is so sloppy, is the first one like that.
No, I really can't stand it.
Is that so?
His daughter is only one year and a few months old, right?
Well, his wife loves him, you know?
She laughs at him all the time.
And then, Mr. Matsumoto, you know,
you were like a chimpanzee grabbing a pot,
and you were like, 'Whoa!'
If you had given a big applause just now,
you would have been like this all the time.
It was really slippery for the children.
Except for chimpanzees.
No, no, no.
You did it.
That chimpanzee didn't get wet at all.
No, no, no.
That chimpanzee was terrible.
Last year, his wife made him eat rice.
He said, 'It looks really delicious,' and he ate it.
What is that?!
Then, you know,
Mr. Matsumoto, you know the egg on sushi?
If you break it, eat it,
and put it in your mouth,
it would pop.
Last year, it was terrible.
The baby was only a few months old.
Matsumoto-san was also holding the baby.
Everyone was so excited.
Matsumoto-san didn't know what to say,
and when he looked at the baby,
he mistook the baby for his mother
and was sucking Matsumoto-san's nipple from his T-shirt.
Matsumoto-san slowly closed his eyes.
(Laughter)
It wasn't this way!
(Laughter)
After this, the main story will be released!
Everyone, let's laugh together!
From now on, let's laugh at the main story
that popular comedians have revealed!
It will get more and more nostalgic,
so let's get excited while saying "it happened!"
Lastly, we have a special collaboration with Hoshino Gen-san's "Eji de Odorou" too!
First of all, 2017!
I'm a boy who loves jumping rope!
Jumping rope is the best, isn't it, everyone?!
Huh?!
There's a jumping rope performance at a place like this?!
I lost?!
Who's looking?!
Right?!
Let's take a look!
I'm Sakuranbo!
Oh my, how cute!
A girl has appeared!
She's cute, isn't she?!
She's cute!
I see!
Jumping rope is jumping rope according to the rhythm!
She's good at it!
She's good at it, isn't she?!
Wow!
She has good legs, too!
She has good legs, doesn't she?!
She's fast!
She's fast! She's fast!
She's good at it! She's good at it!
She's good at it!
The chorus is coming!
Jumping rope!
Why doesn't it fly!? Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! What are you saying!? Why doesn't it fly!?
What do you mean!? Don't fly!
Fly! Fly! Fly! I don't have any intention of flying!
Why doesn't it fly!?
Our combination name is...
One, two...
"Yanco Star"!
Thank you!
When you first saw this, you didn't think you were dating, right?
Yes.
But now that you think you're dating...
What beautiful legs you have!
You're gross!
Today, Downtown Deluxe's first dojo.
Please let me celebrate it with one shot!
Come on!
"Yanco Star"!
Next!
He's like an old man!
He's fast!
Hey, don't be reckless!
Ah, I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'll cool you down!
Are you alright?
I cooled you down!
I cooled you down, didn't I?!
And lastly!
Make sure you watch this on your monitor!
Third generation J. Soul Brothers!
Come on!
I'm scared!
I'm scared, aren't I?!
You're bad!
What happened?!
You're annoying!
You're bad!
Look at me! Look at me!
I don't want to see you!
Next up is 2016!
If you say your favorite 50 words, we'll give it back to you!
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine!
"Ha"!
"Ha", "ha", "ha", "ha"!
"Ha" and...
"gu"!
Something like that!
"Ro"!
"Ro", "ro", "ro", "ro"
"Rocky III"!
Wanna go watch it?
"Si"!
"Si", "si", "si"!
"Sh"!
"Shima shima"?
"Ra", "ra", "ra", "ra"
"Ran"!
"Ran", "ra", "ra", "ran"
"Diva"!
You're losing!
I'm not losing!
If you say my personal voice, I'll give you all back!
I'll give you all back!
Give me all back!
What!? I'll give you all back!
I'll take away your ruby!
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
Don't cry, you bastard!
Don't you think you can do it?
Next is 2015!
In this world, there are poses that look good even if you wear it depending on movement and angle.
There are poses that look good even when your mother watches a wide show at home.
Come on!
Don't worry! It's in there!
What's wrong with you? It's not in there this time!
You haven't changed at all!
What's wrong?
The company asked you if you could really eat croissants.
Have you forgotten?
It's me! It's me!
Hamburg!
Hamburg's wife cheated on him and he was surprised.
Hamburg said this to him.
Even if it's Hamburg, I won't forgive you for cheating on me!
Hamburg!
How are you?
How was it?
Please count for me!
One! Eight! Nine! Ten!
That's it.
I won't forgive you for cheating on me!
I'll end it with "ten".
Next is 2012!
That's too much!
I won't use this cola today, so I'll leave it here.
No, I'm not laughing at you!
Sugi-chan went to karaoke alone the other day.
What do you mean "no"?
Your reaction is weird.
When you entered the room, you made a one-hour extension call.
You entered the room with a pack until morning.
You ordered something, so I asked you for the same thing as the room next door.
The room next door was a big room.
It was as big as a mountain!
You gained weight that day!
That's wild!
You gained weight that day!
After this, let's laugh at "Hakata Hanamaru Daikichi"!
Next is a comedy show race, "Hakata Hanamaru Daikichi"!
"Hakata Hanamaru Daikichi" comedy show race!
A Fukuoka TV man imitated a Tokyo penalty game.
When he imitated a penalty game using hot water, hot water was prepared.
He poured hot water on himself and got burned.
I have a habit of doing it without looking at it.
But there is no transparent bath in the region.
When I was wondering what to do, I thought it would be interesting if it was hot water.
I put in the information that Dachau Club is doing it at about 60 degrees.
That means you entertainers have to do it at about 100 degrees.
I thought it would be funny, so I poured hot water on myself and got burned.
I poured hot water on myself and got burned.
I thought it would be interesting if it was hot water.
I saw a late-night program where young entertainers were hit by vegetables from behind.
The game of hitting the vegetables was very interesting, so I decided to do it.
I asked later, but you put in a little cut and make it easy to break, right?
I can't even imagine it, so I'll just take it.
Various vegetables are prepared, and you can't waste food.
For example, if it's daikon radish, don't hit it so that it breaks.
It's like this.
It's just a donkey.
It's a punishment game, but it's not a game, so it's just a punishment.
It's just a punishment.
I participated in Taka Toshi's live performance.
Toshi fell asleep in the middle of it, but the moment Taka said "Toshi, no!" he suddenly woke up and said, "Taka, you just said bad things about me!"
You know...
A fight between a comedy duo is very unpleasant, especially when you're drinking.
I don't know if there's an end to a fight that warms everyone's hearts like this.
It's a good story, but...
Taka and Toshi do a new story live every now and then.
We also go out sometimes, but all of the participants go out.
After that, it's usually around 2 or 3 p.m., and Taka and Toshi also go out.
At that time, there were only a few members who went out for 2 hours, and Taka and Toshi also went out.
Toshi was pretty drunk and fell asleep right away.
Taka suddenly said, "Toshi, you know..."
He only said "you know."
Then, Toshi suddenly woke up and said, "You! You said bad things about me, didn't you?!"
He wasn't calm at all.
He didn't look like he was trying too hard.
"You said bad things about me, didn't you?" "You said bad things about me, didn't you?!"
Taka, you didn't say it, did you?
"I didn't say it!" "You didn't say it, did you?"
No, I did.
You said bad things about me.
I'll say it again, but I've never said anything bad about you!
And I'll never say it again!
But I didn't say it loudly.
And when we were at the studio, he said "No, Toshi, Toshi, I didn't say it! I didn't say anything!"
And Toshi said "Did you want me to say it?"
Did you want me to say my bad words?
That's fine! But I didn't say a single bad word about you, Taka!
And I will never say it again!
And it went on for a long time.
As expected of Taka-kun, it's hard for him to forgive me for my bad words.
Taka-kun got a little rebellious.
That's why I didn't say it!
And I will never say it again!
I think you watched a good movie.
But I didn't say a single bad word about you, Hamaja!
And I will never say it again!
What about you, Hanamaru?
For me, it's Zei Kabira.
I didn't think of it for the first time on the show.
It just happened to be at the entrance of an airplane.
And he was wearing a similar sweater.
It just happened to be there.
It was like a mirror.
And you two just...
That's right.
And when you meet him for the first time, you decide everything.
Your attitude.
I see.
Whether you can do it or not.
I've been doing this for a long time.
And I will continue to do it.
So I thought of saying "Nice to meet you."
And I don't know if he said it first or not...
But he said "gangan."
I don't know if he said it first or not...
But he said it first or not...
I don't know if he said it first or not...
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
If we're born again tomorrow, let's play together...
Next up is the first appearance of M-1 first generation champion, Nakagawa Kei!
Nakagawa Kei's first appearance!
Is Nakagawa Kei dead?
Yes, he's dead. He just came out.
Oh, is that so? Has he gone back to Osaka?
Osaka... yes, he hasn't gone back.
Why do you have such a serious face?
A little more...
Don't be so serious!
I've been like that since I was born.
It's a little funny, really.
It's your first time, right, Sora Mark?
That's right.
When I saw you up close, your eyelashes were surprisingly curled up.
When I was little, I went to a bathhouse with my dad.
A man with a beard who was washing his hair next to me said, "What is that thing on your back?"
When my dad ignored it, he insisted, "What is it? Tell me!"
Why?
He's stupid.
He is stupid.
My dad doesn't get scared of anyone.
When he gets curious, he gets persistent until he knows the answer.
When I went to a shaman and asked, "What is it you're drawing?"
My dad said, "Are you carving a line with it?"
When I said "carving a line" he said, "It's like drawing a tongue."
I don't know, so tell me what it is you're drawing!
Even though he was washing his hair, he kept insisting until he knew the answer.
He kept ignoring it while being concerned about it.
My dad said, "If you can't tell me what it is you're drawing," and put water in his hair.
When I said, "What is that thing on your back?"
My dad said, "My lord!"
My lord, I'm hungry!
When I was at the airport with Kiyoshi-shou, he treated me to vegetable juice.
We were drinking it together, but Kiyoshi-shou left the lid of the juice open and got absorbed in talking.
He spilled all of the juice on the floor.
I don't think you need to say that.
I don't think you need to say that, either.
To tell you the truth, when I was sitting in the airport chair, I suddenly felt energetic.
That's how it is.
My lord, I'm not feeling well, so can you open the lid of my vegetable juice for me?
Yes, you can.
I said "thank you" and drank it, but Kiyoshi-shou spilled all of it while talking.
- Why do you think like that? - He's not like that.
- You idiot! - It's true that the water line is dirty.
- It's spilled. - Oh, you said it.
- This is true. - Master Kyosho.
- Kyosho is a very energetic person. - Yes, he is.
There are some things we don't know about him.
We were in the same business. We were on the same stage twice.
When we met for the first time, we greeted each other.
I was going somewhere in between.
When I came back and met Kyosho again, he looked at me and said, "How are you?"
"How are you?" he said.
Let's meet at the store sometime.
Yes, yes.
See you later.
Nice to meet you, Matsumoto-kun!
After this,
comedians' jokes
specially collaborated
Next is
King of Controllers, Robert!
When he first appeared,
Akiyama-san was so skinny!
When I was an elementary school student,
when I woke up in the morning and opened the curtains,
there were a lot of kiringas in front of me.
When I went to school and told everyone about it,
it caused a lot of trouble.
Suddenly, there were a lot of kiringas in front of me.
Really?
It's not a dream.
When I opened the curtains in the morning,
in front of me,
there were a lot of kiringas!
About 100 of them.
Why?!
In front of my house,
there's a place where you do animal testing.
And in Japan,
in the first place,
there were a lot of kiringas!
And in the second place,
there were a lot of kiringas in front of me in the entire country.
I was really surprised!
Your neck was shaking like that!
That was surprising!
When I went to school, I was interrupted in class and said, "I want to sketch!"
Everyone stood around me and drew a giraffe in front of me.
Why is it only a giraffe?
There were other days, too.
There were other days when different animals came.
There were also times of wild boars.
There were soldiers.
There were soldiers, so no matter what elephant was there, they just drew it.
The giraffe clock had a neck.
It was amazing.
When I got on the ship with my father-in-law, we passed by a small ship that came from the front.
There was an eye patch, a captain on his head, and a man with a hook on his hand.
I was surprised and asked my grandfather, "What is it now?" and he said, "That's a pirate ship."
Hey, get out of here!
It's true, it's true. It's a fast-flowing place called Kannon Kaikyo.
When did it happen?
Well, about first year of middle school.
A man like this came from the other side of the tree, riding on the front of the ship.
Hey, get out of here!
I was fishing, and as soon as I got up, I said, "Grandfather, oh no, oh no, something is coming!"
Oh, you got up today.
I got up and said, "Grandfather, what is that?" and he said, "Calm down, that's a pirate ship."
He said it like he always does.
And he said it normally.
You're used to it, aren't you?
I've seen it many times.
What's wrong with it?
Nothing's wrong with it. It's been like this for a long time.
What's this?
It's a hook.
Doesn't it look like a crab?
That's right, that's right, it's this way.
It's like this, it's like this.
Has it been like this for a long time?
It's like this for a long time.
Does it have an eye patch?
Yes, it does.
What kind of eye patch?
It has a skull mark on it.
It doesn't look like that!
You're young!
It's like this.
It's the same as my hometown, but I've never heard of such a lie!
There is!
Isn't it a lie?
It's definitely a lie!
It's a costume lie!
Some people do it because they like it.
But do you get on a ship and do it?
Of course I do!
If you like it.
I'm a fisherman, so I always go around.
How big of a ship is it?
That's right, that's right!
It's about this size of a chair.
It's small!
It's small, but it's big.
It's dangerous!
It's not dangerous!
It's true! It's true!
I'm told I'm lying every time, but it's definitely true!
It's not a doll!
It's real! Only one person is on board!
It's not a pirate at all! Just one person?!
It's only one person!
Why is only one person on board?
It has a motor!
Now, let's laugh at the main theme!
First of all, 2008!
Why are you moving like this, Yase?
I've been doing this for a while now, but Kyoko- san is even happier than before!
I love it!
You love it?
I love it!
Well, I've never seen it before, so I'll do my best!
Everyone!
"La la la" exercise!
Let's start!
One, two, three! "La la la" exercise!
"La la la" exercise!
I want to recruit famous people here!
I can't do it anymore!
It's so embarrassing!
I'm Kano, your handsome cameraman.
You want to sell your photo album, right?
If I take a picture of you, you'll become handsome!
Let's take a picture!
Okay, pose for me!
You look happy!
Okay, smile!
Okay, cheese!
Okay!
Fast-paced boy, I'm handsome, okay!
Let's change the set!
Okay, change the set!
Change the set, please!
Are you angry?
Angry face is nice, I'll take it!
Thank you!
I know!
Next is 2007!
- Let me satisfy my delicious downtown. - Who's delicious downtown?
- Hey, hey, hey! You're starting to look like a deluxe car. - No way!
Thank you for your support!
It's pretty loud, isn't it?
It's your first time on a talk show.
And you're a down-touncer.
You're really nervous, aren't you?
Since last night, six people have passed by.
But what does it matter?
Here you go, Pappi.
I'm getting jealous.
Yay!
But what does it matter?
Here you go, Pappi.
I'm getting jealous.
Yay!
I'm getting jealous.
He passed again.
Next is 2005.
I'm a guitar samurai.
I'm Matsumoto Hiroshi.
I'm a laughing revolutionary.
I'm a laughing researcher.
I spread laughter called "shuur" all over the world.
I said that, didn't I?
What?
But you especially love Disneyland in your private life.
He's 41 years old and he's excited about his wife's honey hunt.
This is embarrassing!
Hello! We are UNDEROOZ!
Short content surprise box!
It's your birthday, right?
What are you doing?
Thank you! Can I open it?
Yes, of course.
This is not a surprise box, is it?
I'm surprised!
Let's continue with the short content.
How many did you say?
Yes, of course.
This is not funny!
It's not funny!
You're in trouble!
The last one is from 2003, 17 years ago!
It's you!
Why is it?
Why can't you serve kelp in the sea?
Why is it?
Why do you look inside of the express train when you're passing by?
I was eating kamameshi.
Why is it?
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
It's amazing!
Why can't you serve kelp in the sea?
The closing phrase is "Let's dance at home" written by Gen Hoshino and a special collaboration between entertainers.
Thank you, Gen Hoshino!
What kind of men are there in the world?
There are men who can't stand it and go out.
What? You did it!
Men should be quiet and...
Let's dance at home!
Men should be quiet and...
Let's dance at home!
We are like strangers.
Let's close the door.
If tomorrow is born,
Let's play together.
It's a shame!
Let's dance at home.
Let's live and dance.
Let's overlap in our own places.
Let's sing together.
Let's hold hands with sad people and all songs.
Let's live and dance.
Let's overlap in our own places.
Home!
Ten...
Shoot!
Bang!
Everything is black.
Black means silver.
In other words, this house is red.
Next week, we'll have a celebrity's home.
No good, but rich special!
I'll hit you in the head.
Don't do that, Saku.
Carrying a house means becoming a child.
It's like putting a lid on a child's luck.
Because you're at home now, you can also luck up!
Look forward to next week!